FULL SHOW: My Ordinary Super Power!

Jonesy can always cook rice perfectly, while Amanda can measure butter to a tee! Do you have an ordinary super power?

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well
it's time for our podcast. Great show today. It was
good to see that you embarking on another hobby that
you're not going to do.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
How dare you?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I've sent away for some cross stitch little kits. I
thought I'm going to be the person that does cross stitch.
Now I took it out of the packet, still sitting
here on the desk, and it looks hard already, so
I've just put it back in the box.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
You're not going to do it.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm going to do it.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
So when you've got a pottery wheel, I.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Am going to and I'm going to be the person
that makes little bits of food and feeds it to
the local wildlife.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I'm going to do those things. And how dare you? Interesting?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Pub test today? Acceptance speeches, what do you make of them?
The Emmy Awards were on last night.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
They went to great pains to make sure the speeches
were short, and some people felt, as viewers that they
were ripped off.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Do you like the speeches or not?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm kind of in me, Ricky Gervai's category of that
take your speech off.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Wha can beat that bit out?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Lor Let's hope, let's hope you can. We're also talking
about your superpower.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Some people have the ability to smell rain before it rains.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I can cook rice and it never fails.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I know the amount of butter without having to measure
when I'm making a cake.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Rice man and butter woman.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's quite the duo.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
That's a rostto a nice Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
We had so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
Mistress Amanda's mis Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 9 (01:57):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Congratulations, we're there any right now.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
And Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 10 (02:07):
S good radio.

Speaker 11 (02:11):
Sorry but it's a tongue tone twist set Amanda, It's
shoot Timy.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
We're on the are top of the money to you.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Amanda, Hello, my friend, how are you?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I've got this earworm and I can't get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't even know what the song is. Usually I
know every song that's ever written.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Maybe you went on What We Should Get that when
you went on that TV show and they played a
snippet the Big Music Quiz, Big Music Quiz, and they
played a snippet of about twenty songs, and you got
all of them within this nanosecond.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's on the YouTube, it's on the ute, it's on
the I And this is the thing. When you ride
a motorcycle, you don't have any distraction.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's just your own head and the traffic not dying.
All you think is just don't die.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Shine side up.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's all I think about when I'm writing. But sometimes
a song pops into my head. And Brian, if you
can just have silence in the studio, I'm just gonna
hum this too, because I've looked everywhere, but it's just
I'm sure it's elo and it's a song that goes.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Davi's playing Star again, and that's all I've got.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know what it sounds like to me, Disney players
are crazy lipstick marks upon the walls.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Hollywood seven.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Is it not that I'm not talking to you anymore?
You're going to You're ruining this, Brian. You've been in
the business. How long you been in radio?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Four twenty ideas. Do you know that? No? I know.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I also know that you can't hold a tune?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yes I can.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Now you cannot, Yes you cannot.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yes I can. I'm just getting shazam on. Sorry, everyone,
this is really well.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
The problem is Shazam has to recognize what you're singing.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well, okay, tap to Shazam listening for music? Maybe I
have a whistler, searching, searching, how was this last night?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
It's going to keep.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Spreading search hang tied?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Come on, no, it's not going to give you a resources.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Half last try no, no old no funny.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
That sound like a budget being strangled.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Just does anyone know?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Give it to me again? What's the Davy?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
There's Davis playing Star again and then and it's not
turned the page, by the way, And it's not that
other song, shooting Star.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
It's it's not shooting Star. That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
That's don't you know it's not that. It's not that
it's that one that was a bad company.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah, yes, aren't you anyway?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
This is my this is your things.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
This is not for radio. This is your thing.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
That whole time, that time you were on your motorbike
and you rode all the way to the Woolen Bar,
and you had a really edgy song in your head,
in your helmet, in your head.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I was riding with a bunch of blakes from the
Hell's Angels.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
We're a ride, and I'm singing, swim like a fish,
swimming like a swim.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Fish, and I pulled up at a service station. Swim
like a fish, like a fish.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Next minute, swim with the fishes.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Maybe someone knows, maybe someone.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well, let's also get into the magnificence seven. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
He's question number one Campos lavatzaess cafe types of how.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
We should play no music at all? Maybe whistled it's gold.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hello, it's Jonesy and Amanda, thanks to Mojo Holmes. It's
eleven past six. We have for you the Magnificent seven
seven questions. Can you go all the way and answer
all seven questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will
say Dave.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Is playing guitar.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Again, Well, guitar again. I'm sure it's starting.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
How's it going.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
I've got this song, e worm do it because I've
got the magnificent seven fan?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Can you do that? And it's not bad company, It's
not a bad company.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I think it's the La. I believe it's a LA. Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Maybe people know Lynette's in Gray Staines. Hello, Lynette, Hello,
any idea what Jonesy's song might be? That's fair enough
question number one of the Magnificent seven. We're going to
have our seven music backup, Ryan, mister music, Thank you,
mister music.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
What do you rom a room?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Campos, lavazza and escafe? Types of what coffee?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Which one is colder? Lynette?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
The North Pole or the South Pole?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
What do you think wrong? Good? That fine line is terrible, Linnette.
It's not her fault. It's not having my earworm.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Tyler is with us from Springwood. Hello, Tyler.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
I like it, Tyler.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I like being a shagger.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Which one is one? Again?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
The North Pole the South Pole? I don't know why
I've got us further information for you.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Okay, Tyler, do you know that song at all?

Speaker 12 (06:53):
No idea?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay, thanks Tyler. Let's play the not so secret sound.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
I do like Tyler's voice, all right, Tyler, have listened
to this?

Speaker 4 (07:09):
What is the sound?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
It is sneezing uncontrollably after being suddenly exposed to bright
light or intense sunlight is known as what.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
This is a multiple choice?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Tyler A snotty syndrome, B get a tissue syndrome, or
see r che syndrome.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
One of those is correct.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
One of them is a syndrome. That's real.

Speaker 12 (07:35):
Che syndrome.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's so.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
It's an auto some somal dominant whatever. Anyway, I question.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Five, just give up, it's all right.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
How many holes are typically in a round of golf? Tyler?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
That's it? True or false?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Shoe your true or false?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Coconut water can be used as emergency blood plasma.

Speaker 12 (08:02):
I'll say true's wild.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's wild, it's true. Don't drink it.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
It tastes dreadful, but it can be used coconut I'd
rather drink blood.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I'd rather be up to drink no coconut water.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I have not to drink coconut water.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Which iconic Ozzie Olympian known as Katherine the Great was
inducted into the Olympic Stadium Hall of Fame last night?

Speaker 8 (08:24):
The Great?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Isn't she great?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Look at you go? Tom? That's question seven?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
And you know what I like about Kathy with the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
You know it's been twenty five years this week we
had the Olympics here in Sydney. But that bit where
she's standing and the dude John Coates is in her.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Ears saying just hold, Kathy, just hold. Don't don't look around,
just hold hold.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
She had to stand there for four minutes while that
cauldron thing went up to the other thing, and the
gas bottles, the LPG bottles were running out.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Somebody had to rip down to the swap and go.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I still get straight.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
And Kathy just held her own and just stood there.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
And that's before she had to compete. This is at
the very beginning. Water is the nerves of steel.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
That's why this country is built on.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Can on being shaggers as tired enough.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah, and I'd like to get back to that as
started stage. Tyler, Congratulations you won the jam Pack to
wronga Zoo Family Past.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Discovered to Wrong, a Zoo like never before, Tarronga.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
After Dark coming through October tickets and a vip backstage
past the leek Ernighan at the Colosseum Theater.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
That's would be great now.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
And Jonesy to mad character choose fored to cover in
some stalear pencils. Tyler, anything you'd like to add.

Speaker 12 (09:29):
No, no, really, thanks for surprises.

Speaker 13 (09:32):
Wasn't to you guys every morning?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Okay, real? Thanks? Anything else we can do for you.

Speaker 13 (09:35):
Tyler, stay out of yourselves.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I like it, stay out of yourself.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I'm going to try and stay out of myself as
long as I possibly can. I've enjoyed your company today
and thank you.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Carry on, Tyler.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I'm still no closer to knowing what your song was
hanging on.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Something's popped up on the screen. Someone knows.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
So it's a good thing, Tyler. Wrap this up early.
We'll go to that next. Maybe we'll get to the
bottom of this well.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I can't wait to cure your earworm.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Podcast by one point seven. Hello there, it's jonesy Amanda.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
I started the show today with this.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Song in my head. I don't know where it's from.
It just popped up into my head. I've been in
this business for a long time.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
You know a lot of music.

Speaker 13 (10:12):
Though.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Remember that time, what was the name of the show
that the.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Big Music Quiz, The Big Music Quiz, And they gave
you like a tiny little snippet of songs and you
nailed all of them.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Got the songs?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Mother, Yes, I.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Kinks, Yes, Oh my god, yes.

Speaker 14 (10:32):
Joki, Chuck Berry Berry's right, Lizzie, Yes, five party, Rex.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
He's annihilating this.

Speaker 14 (10:44):
George Taler, it's correct in excess.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yes, it's like what in excess?

Speaker 13 (10:48):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Squires?

Speaker 15 (10:52):
Let us close way, You've got thirty second?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Why I mean church? The church is right? Ten points?
He is right?

Speaker 15 (11:03):
Sweet right drugs yes, thirteen points ten seconds?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Sonny boys study boy have you? That's fourteen.

Speaker 15 (11:20):
All right?

Speaker 16 (11:21):
Now?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Free, Free is right?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
You were so good and that was on for so long.
I got bored listening to it.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
You hate when I shine, not at all? You good
on TV? Not true, like I'm the TV game around
he It is.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
So not true. That is an absolute superpower that you have.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
This song was in my head.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I can't give it to us.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
David's playing star again.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
It's got me.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Crying, me crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I believe it's ELO, and I've looked at the whole
Elo back catalog.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
I'm not a huge fan of ELO.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
I appreciate them, but I couldn't find it.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Well.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Gail from Mossman thinks she knows Gail.

Speaker 16 (11:59):
Hello, Gail, Hi, Amanda, how are you.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
From that tiny snippet that Brendan? What do you think
it might be?

Speaker 16 (12:08):
I think Johnt he almost had it. The key is
in the words that he was reciting and he got
were there incorrect And if he hasn't correct, you would
know the exact name of the song.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Well, what is it that doesn't Dave on the.

Speaker 16 (12:21):
Road again by Manfred Man?

Speaker 6 (12:23):
I was.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yes, Manfred Man.

Speaker 17 (12:30):
By the light guys, Well, obviously we've put the wrong
bit in there, but yes, that is the song.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
That's Man from.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Man, that's the song you were thinking of.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
And then it goes to Davy's plans. Everybody, Davis on
the Road again. Gail. Thanks?

Speaker 16 (12:53):
Are you most welcome?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Are you a savant?

Speaker 16 (12:57):
Well, I am the I am the I am the
music addition to our trivia evening. That's as far as
I go at trivia.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Well, you've solved a big thing for us today. Thank you, Gail.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
I lay my fiddle of gold at your feet. That's
never went down to Georgia by.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I'll stop showing off now I'm annoying.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Why don't we put the wrong beat in it? Out
of all the bits, you put the wrong beat in anyway.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, We're on the radio.

Speaker 11 (13:28):
It's time to talk with Jones and Amanda will make
radio great again.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Don't know what's up they're doing? Do you understand that?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well, haven't I gone down the rabbit hole with Man
from Man? In that song, Davies, I've a lot of
prog rock. This is the actual bit.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Davis on the road again, but iconic we.

Speaker 11 (13:53):
Again?

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Do you know the song?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
And that so Jess barks and that's the best part
of it, and then you.

Speaker 18 (14:03):
Skipcha, then I lose it, and then and then Davy,
there's nine minutes of progressive rock.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well, let's get to the Gerlmanac instead.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Let's we're not playing that in full ever, the gerlmanak
here we go.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
On this day, nineteen eighty.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Seven, our mate Richard Marx released his track should Have
Known Better?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Great song.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
The song peaked at number three on the Billboard Hot
one hundred reached number seven on the Billboard Album Rock
Tracks Not Prog Rock.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Now, apart from the success.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Of his own music, he's written a lot of songs
for other artists, including this popular hit by in Sync.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
It's a world away from Davy. It's not my favorite.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I think it leedst to go longer.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
A couple of months ago, he spoke about this song
in an interview.

Speaker 19 (14:59):
I had written it for this girl trio, this old
sister trio that I had seen at a friend's wedding,
and I was going to help try to get them
a record. They were amazing and I tried to get
them a record deal, but their father was a real
He had to be involved in everything and he wanted
to be part of the group, and it was just
it got kind of funky once I build out of
that deal. I think it was like within a week,

(15:20):
I get a call, do you have a song for
in Sync? I was like, why, yes, I do. Luckily
they loved it and then I went and produced it.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
And it should be why I'm talking those Brady sisters.
It was Mike Brady and the brainer wasn't I made.

Speaker 13 (15:36):
That?

Speaker 3 (15:36):
But either way they should have known better.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
So you did that GM.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I got mail this morning.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
It's something that I sent away for I'm not a
good per I don't shop online very well, so I
was just SENDO who's our showrunner to.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Do it for me?

Speaker 4 (15:52):
So you're getting.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
You, I am. I send your photos of my credit card.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
So yeah, just getting ba able doing your stuff. Now.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I don't know how to shop online. I'm a lot
of it when it comes to that stuff. And if
I did, I'm trying to keep I would I do
it too much?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Do this thing? Come in play and package?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
You look what I'm I am going to become a
different person, Brendan Jones.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
So I did come in playing pack you look what.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I have got.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Here is a small little cross that's a good disguise.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
It says it's CROSTI. It is CROSTI, it actually is.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
I've never done cross stitched. These are two small ones.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
This is seriously cross stich. Seriously cross What are you
doing with that?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
This one I've never done it before. This one is
a little lobster. The other one is like a little
tin of sardines.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
They're cute.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I want to be the kind of person that sits
in front of the TV doesn't look at my phone.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Oh god, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Oh that's cross stitch.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Oh it's a frame, that's what. And do I have
to put the material in it before I stitch it?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yes? Yeah, you set it up. Why don't you put
it with your memory loss tapes.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I used to work with a guy that sent away
in the middle of the night for exactly as you say,
a bunch of cassettes on how to cope with memory loss.
You never remember to take them home from the office.
I'm no, I'm going to do this. You've I'm going
to be the scene.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Can you do Amanda's chriss stitch?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I'm going to do it.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
If someone could make that frame bit and then I'll
do the cross stitch inside.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
That's the that's the point of it.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
You know, you don't have to make the frame.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
The frame has already made stretch.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I should be a famous artist without having to do
my own canvases.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
All the great masters, they didn't, they did, They made
their own canvas stretchers.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
I went to art school.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
That was the first thing you learned to make is
do the wooden frame and put the canvas.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Over the top.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
And what about the great artists apart from yourself? Well
maybe you can do you. How about you do that
bit for me.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
An offense for you.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I'm going to be a cross stitcher. I'm going to
be the person that does this, and you will be stunned.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
You know how I love a hobby. Not this is
my new one.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Christmas is coming up.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I'll put there with my pottery wheel.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Let's get on down to the j and Alms for
the pub test. Today we're talking about acceptance speeches. Do
they pass the pub test? And Ricky Gervai said it
best when he hosted one year.

Speaker 20 (18:19):
If you do win an award tonight, don't use it
as a platform to make a political speech. Right, You're
in no position to lecture the public about anything. You
know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent
less time in school than Greta Thunberg.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
So if you win, right, come.

Speaker 20 (18:35):
Up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god.
I'm off, okay.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Which is all well and good.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
And then that lady got up from Hacks and then
she bliticized her speech.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
I also want to thank the cast and crew of Hacks.

Speaker 13 (18:51):
And finally, oh, I'll pay the difference.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Finally, I just want to say, go.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Birds, nice and free Palestine. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
What's inter ses?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
They've becomes tried to find ways to keep that stuff short.
And Nate Bergatzi, we've had him on our show here.
He's America's most popular comedian at the moment. He's not
like Ricky Gervat's. He's very soft and what he wanted
to do was keep it light and silly, and the
way he wanted to limit the speeches was to say,
after forty five seconds, there's a one hundred thousand dollars
donation of the Boys and Scouts Club of America. Every

(19:28):
second that you go over, we will dock money from
the money we're going to donate. But what it did instead,
apparently I didn't watch the whole thing, but from what
I've read, it made everyone in the room anxious. It
made people at home who were watching it anxious because
the whole time they cut to shots of the kids,
and every speech was about sorry, kids, I'm going to
cost you money because sometimes there are important speeches to

(19:50):
be given. Owen Cooper, who won for adolescents, the youngest
ever male winner, and he said some lovely things.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
The standard or fair is just wow, it's just sorcerreal own. Honestly,
when I started these drama classes a couple of years,
buck asn't expects to be even in the United States,
never mind ear So I think tonight proved if you
listen and you focus, and you step out your comfort zone,
you can achieve.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
You can achieve anything in life.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
So it's not it's not all politics and in fact,
there wasn't a lot of politics. But there's just these long,
indulgent speeches which they didn't have. But people have been
saying sometimes it's nice to hear the emotive beats in
your favorite stuff, motive.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
You just keep the politics out of it because quite frankly,
everyone's it's not.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
About it's not just about that. People don't want to
hear their agents. Thinks people you know, do you, But
others are saying that's what it's about. It's about that
acceptance speeches. Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yam and Amanda, Well, I can see that you're excited.
Your nipples are erect, So let's get started.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
It's a dirty job. Let someone go to do it.

Speaker 11 (20:54):
Good.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Assembly is back on the telly.

Speaker 21 (20:55):
It is.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
We've got Lee sales on our show in the next
half hour. Actually, I should say, what time is she
coming in? At seven?

Speaker 4 (21:01):
What are you getting people to diarize this?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'm getting people to diarize it leads a good friend
of us both.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Leave the room and becomes like a big pow power.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Steak powfest chickfest. Well, but the Assembly was such an
important program. This was I was lucky to be involved
in season one, so season two is about to launch.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
This is where a variety like I think it was
six or seven or so of so called.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Bus deals are celebrities.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Interviewed by fifteen autistic journalism students. This was the first
journalism program that has been running this way for kids
with autism and young adults with autism, and it was
quite extraordinary to be on the receiving end of those questions.
Every question had to be answered with sincerity and integrity,

(21:48):
and some of the questions were really curly, and so
you find yourself crying. They're really tough questions, and some
of them, the simplicity of them, are just beautiful.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
One of the girls asked me do you love your husband?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
After I'd spoken about how unwell he was, And then
I got a question about what's the last sound you'd
like to hear before you die? So they're hugely deep thinker.
Some of the questions are fun and easy, and some
are really hard. I even got asked about you remember that.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Do you ever just get sick of him?

Speaker 16 (22:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Yes, like any friendship and any friend of yours that
you see every day under some stressful circumstances. Some days
are easy and other days where things go.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Wrong, it's you just yeah, yeah, the answer is yes.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
And was that about me? I thought that was about
Chris Brown.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Whatever, Brendan, it was about you.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
The last time before you die? Is my voice game
after you.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Run me over on your bike? Anyway, Lee's going to
be joining.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yes, look forward to The pub test is coming up
as well. Today we're talking about acceptance speeches.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Did you see the Emmys last night?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Do they pass the pub TESTA podcast?

Speaker 15 (22:58):
When God I wanted to get on right now, now
go to your windows, stick.

Speaker 10 (23:06):
Your head on a yell.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Down to the Jones and the man of arms for
the pub test today. Acceptance speeches? Do they pass the
pub Test?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
In the Year's Gone By?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Ricky Gervais hosted the Emmys, and he right at the
beginning of the performance said this, if you do win.

Speaker 20 (23:23):
An award tonight, don't use it as a platform to
make a political speech.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
Right.

Speaker 20 (23:28):
You're in no position to lecture the public about anything.
You know nothing about the real world. Most of you
spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So if
you win, right, come up, accept your little awards, thank
your agent and your God.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I'm off, Okay, last, I agree with Rick Well Nate
bergatsee who's a very soft comedian.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
He's America's most popular comedian at the moment. He hosted
the Emmys, and he tried to find a fun and
silly way, as he said, to stop the speeches.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Going too long.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
The longer you spoke over forty five seconds, money will
be deducted from a fund for the Boys and Girls
Club of America.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
In the end, they donated all the money anyway, of.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Course, but rather than making it fun and light, it
actually led to some anxiety around this beaches and everyone
just spoke about sorry to cost everyone some money, and
there were some important moments throughout it that were diminished
because they weren't allowed to make their speeches.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
How do you feel accept in speeches? Do they pass
the pub test?

Speaker 22 (24:22):
I think so not.

Speaker 13 (24:23):
Is you going to tell everyone what you think about now?
It doesn't because the Yanks just like to hear their
own voice.

Speaker 21 (24:29):
I think it does pass the pub test.

Speaker 10 (24:31):
I mean, there's actresses and actors that work so hard
that there's also the people behind the scenes that put
way more effort into it. So I think it's nice
for them to be recognized, you know, let the people
in the back end shine through.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Do you so do?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
And what I should do?

Speaker 13 (24:45):
I just should get up there and say to ching
thank you and good off.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Okay, well then there's always is when you win the
LOGI next year.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, it's a dollar fifty I didn't have before. In
your face, Gleason, I'm going to get a wind Field
commercial of it.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, nsis at night. I think we all spend a
bit too much time on our phones, just quite fatly.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
You look at all the trouble in the world right now,
everyone's pushing some sort of cause at the moment, said that.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
A lot of scrolling doesn't have to be that. A
lot of the scrolling can be fun. I look at recipes,
I look at quirky stories. It's a bit it's quite
relaxing form.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
So I thought we might, of course it's relaxing. I
thought we might mine your brain.

Speaker 15 (25:27):
Please with it's time once again for Amanda's evening scroll.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
This is just a couple of things I saw on
my evening scroll. This is a story from Austria. Three
nuns in their eighties have run away from their retirement home.
They were placed in the retirement home. They weren't happy,
so they've run back. They ran away back to their
former convent. They're eighty eight, eighty six and eighty two.
Sister Reader, she's the young feisty one. Yep, so the

(25:55):
last three nuns at their convent just outside Sulzburg. They
regained access with the help of former students and a
locksmith because they've been put They've been promised that they
could stay at that convent till they couldn't, till they
all passed away, but instead they were shipped out and
put into a nursing home.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
All the different convent and nursing home is well, one.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Is one that's been their home, probably for their lives,
and a nursing home has a very different vibe to
a convent if you're a Catholic.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Nuns aren't living like p Diddy. They've got you know,
they have a meager existence, and.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Maybe they like the more meager existence in the convent.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Maybe the retirement her home is fancy. Oh ya, I'm cruel.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Again, Bee. We'll never know that.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
But they said they've been given the right to stay
there until the end of our lives. That was broken,
so they've run away. They're happy and thankful to be home.
But then I saw this other story. This is from
nineteen eighty five. When you read it, it sounds like
something that happened in the nineteen thirties. This story is
quite extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
So two boys in.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Nineteen eighty five, they're from Dublin. One of them was
ten years old and one of them was thirteen. They
made headlines around the world when they made.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Their way to New York.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Really yeah, so Keith, who was one of them, spoke
recently on a documentary.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
He said he and his friends decided.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
His friend decided that maybe they'd go to New York
because they wanted to meet Ba Barracus from the eighteen.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
So wow.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Here's what happened, aspirational.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Their adventures started when they went out to play before dinner,
and Keith said that his mum said, don't go far
your dinner'sn't he ready? And he said, I won't. So
what they did They took the train to Don Laguerre
and they snuck onto a ferry to Holyhead. Emboldened by
that success, they avoided ticket checkers and got onto a
train to London. Eventually they found their way to Heathrow Airport.

(27:39):
All they had was a few coins between them that
they'd taken from a charity fountain. Once they were at Heathrow,
they asked a random passenger where that plane was going,
and he said that it was New York. So they
told the person checking the tickets and the security that
their parents were behind them, and they got onto an
Air India plane. They said the plane was only half full,

(28:01):
so no one came near us, So they flew to
New York on an Air India plane. But this was
extraordinary given that two months earlier and their India jet
had blown up off southwest of Ireland, killing three hundred
and twenty nine people.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
That's how lax their security was. Just a few months
after that it happened.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Could to say that Andy has got better as they've
gone on.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
So they say that they couldn't eat the hot curry
on the plane, but they did enjoy watching a view
to a kill and so the version the journey came
to an end when they left JFK Airport and asked
a policeman for the way quote into town.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
He got suspicious. They were apprehended. This was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Authorities took no chances. They were put in a hotel
suite with five security guards. But Keith said, there were belts,
there were chips everything.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
We fed like lords.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
We loved it. There was Bot's but no ba Baracus. No,
a pity of the fool.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
What an adventure?

Speaker 4 (28:52):
That is great? And that's the fruits of your loins
than of my scrolling. Okay, do we have an intro
for fruits of your loins?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast. Amanda, Remember I had that you've
had about which right?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
And remember us on the more fees that I had
an accident. The Assembly is back on the TV again.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Are you sure that you weren't talking about Chris Brown
when you said this when you're on.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Just get sick of him?

Speaker 16 (29:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yes, like any friendship and any friend of yours that
you see every day under some stressful circumstances. Some days
are easy and other days where things go wrong.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
It's just yeah, yeah, the answer is yes, I'm asking
me about you.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, I was married, woy No, they're asking me about
do you ever get sick of Jones?

Speaker 4 (29:43):
How can anyone get sick of Jones?

Speaker 11 (29:45):
Well?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I think unders explained how Lee's going to be joining us,
because season two of the Assembly is about to start.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
What about Fat Bear season.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
What about that that you can vote for that mid September.
We'll give you all those details.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
That's coming up next to Jonesy podcast at what point seven? Hello,
there as Jonesy and Demanda.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
That is the oldomate face Milta there d rated guitar
solo doesn't get the accolades the other bands do.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
I don't know what Europe's guitarist name is.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
It's out Razily Italy Italy.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
What's Europe's guitarist. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
No, it's the Hoogue got the boot? Okay, it's nineteen
to eight. Please, Amanda, tell me all about the Fat
Bear wheel.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh this is fabulous, and we're going to put the
pictures of all the fat Bears up on our Social Secrets.
So what we're talking about, you know, just when the
Golden Bachelor is about to start, we also get this.
So every fall, which is every autumn, yes, brown bears
pack on the pounds before hibernation. This is in the
Katmai National Park and it turns into a global competition.

(30:55):
I'm looking at the footage of these bears, photos.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Of them before and after.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
They look like enormous walruses before and after they're quite slender.
So Fat Bear Week is an annual tournament celebrating their
success as they prepare for hibernation. Fans all around the
world vote for their favorite chunky bear. It's a single
elimination tournament. For each matchup, you vote for the bear
that you believe best exemplifies fatness and success in brown bears,

(31:23):
and the bear with the most votes goes to the
next round.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Et cetera, et cetera. Only one will be crowned Fat
Bear Week Champion.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
So it's not the fattest bear, it's the cutest fattest
bear in the hottest chattest.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Favorite fattest bear. Let me tell you about the photos
from before and after.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Have a look at that. They're quite extraordinary. Last year's
winner do you want to know? The last year's winner.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Of the twenty twenty four Fat Bear Week competition was
one two eight Grazer, a mother bear.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
She also won the previous year. She beat her rival thirty.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Two Chunk in the final round by quite a significant margin.
She got over seventy one thousand votes. Chunk got just
over thirty thousand. But what makes this victory even sweeter
or more notable was that Graser's cub had been killed
by Chunk earlier in the summer. Oh goodness, So it's
a full situation going on. Also, you know why I'm

(32:14):
fascinated by this tombian, Well, it's I have done some research.
I'd always heard that a bear shoves something that I
thought was called a tombian up its bottom before it
hibernates to stop the insects and stuff getting in while
it sleeps. A little bit of research from ch GPT
has told me that it's not actually a tombian. It's
a tappin' and it happens naturally. They don't put anything

(32:36):
up there. It happens naturally, So during hibernation, bears don't eat, drink,
or go to the toilet. Over time, undigested food, sloughed
intestinal skills, cells, hair, and bacteria build up and form
what's called a fecal plug. This plug blocks the intestine
so nothing passes out or in while the bear is sleeping,

(32:59):
so it's not inserted.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
It's formed inside.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And then at the end of hibernation, when the spring
comes and the bear wakes up, it sounds like champagne
corks are being popped right around the glade and well,
they've lost all the weight while they've been sleeping, so
they put this weight on to sustain them because they
don't eat, getting.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
On the man shake or something because they sleep. Yeah, well,
why doesn't that happen to us when we go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Well, I don't think you're sleeping long enough. Obviously, fecal
plug a fecal plug, get onto it.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Alth they'll be playing it slip and not fast.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
This year, the.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Assembly is back for a groundbreaking second season. The honor
of being part of the first season, which puts Australian
puts autistic young people in the interviewer's chair. Being on
the receiving end of that is quite confronting, but very
very emotional for me. They asked They're allowed to ask
anything they want.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
That is the rule.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
They are some very hard hitting questions. Nothing is off limits.
Lee Sales is back to mentor the group and she
joins us. Now, hello Lee, he Lee, Hello Lee. Obviously
I couldn't just come and be interviewed every week again
to get new people in.

Speaker 21 (34:17):
That would be so good. Be interviewed, that would be awesome.
That would be my favorite. But okay, let's lock it
in next season, me and the cohort of students.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Is Amanda getting too much? I know that your buddies,
but is she getting too much?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Never?

Speaker 21 (34:32):
Look, give I'll give you a call if that happens.
You know, she's always on the cast, but she's just
the right side.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
But at the moment, well said, so who have you
got this year? I mean, tell us who the so
called celebs are?

Speaker 21 (34:45):
Look, obviously it'll be greaters after you, Amanda, But you
know Ray Martin, Richard Rocksborough's first cabalster rank this Sunday Night,
Maggie Beer, Joy Sebastian, Julie Morris and Steve Warre, the
former Stralian cricket captain. One of my favorite bits actually
is one of the young women says to Steve war Or,
to be honest, stuffind cricket quite boring?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Fair enough?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
See, this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
These journalism students can say anything they like and you
have to copy it. Did he because you don't normally
hear that in an interview? Did he take it graciously?

Speaker 21 (35:17):
He was so good because he said, well, to be honest,
so I can find cricket pretty boring as well. I
just thought, well, I never would have got to that
from Steve Waugh, because I never would have raised the
topic of cricket being boring, but what an interesting revelation
from him that, of course he would sometimes find it boring.
It goes to day you can be stuck in the
field for days time. Of course it's boring.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
And I know you've got different students this time around,
journalism students once again, all with autism.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
What did some of the last batch go on to
do well?

Speaker 21 (35:46):
So some of them actually came back and worked with
us this time in the crew for season two. So
one was a camera assistant, one was an audio assistant.
A couple of them works is what we call runners,
which people that just do a lot of general sort
of jobs. One young guy, Angus, works full time at
Triple J. Everyone did an internship at the ABC at
the end of last season, and then Angus was such

(36:07):
a great fit there he got for the job there.
And then others of them do various bits and pieces. Abby,
who you might remember was the young woman in the wheelchair.
She has done a bit of work here in the
sports not exactly. She's about to do the red carpet
for the ABC on the Daly m Awards, she did
last year as well, So yeah, variety of different things.

(36:28):
So yeah, it's just been wonderful to see them thrive,
and you know just how their confidence is growing.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Do you envy there? They can?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
They can Dora, I guess if there's a word, because
I find with the a journalist with autism, they can
ask whatever they want.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Do you find you envy that a little bit because
they can blame racism? I do.

Speaker 21 (36:48):
And sometimes they'll have a question on their list and
I'll think, oh, I can't wait to see how that
person reacts to that. But I'm so glad I don't
have the social awkwardness of being the asker of that question,
but I'm desperate to see their resone. So this time around,
I mean, guys, Sebastian gets asked about losing his virginity
and there's some Yeah, there's some wild moments.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Actually, what about Julia Morris, because that would be she's
wild to start, that would be quite an interesting whirlwind.

Speaker 16 (37:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 21 (37:14):
There's a classic bit at the start of hers where
before you even start rolling into you, the person walks
into the room and there's a few of the students
are milling around and the second Julia Morris walked in.
The very first thing said to her was Willow. One
of the young women said I don't find you funny,
and Julia, to her great credit, said oh, well that's okay.

(37:36):
You don't have to God everyone finds me funny. That
he's completely fine. She hatled it really, really well, but
my heart sort of went into my mouth a bit like,
oh my goodness. Couple of that came straight out. But
Willow was then sort of like that, I like you
very much anyway, I really like you. She's a big
Robert Herwin fan, so she was a little disappointed that
it was not.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
I wish you were Robert. Well, Lee, it's always great
to talk to you. I can tell you. If you
Amanda gets too much, you just come to me.

Speaker 21 (38:04):
Okay, I'll be straight to you. Don't you worry about that.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I'll say back off Google. Season two of The Assembly.
Our premiere is Sunday this Sunday, the twenty first of September.
It's seven thirty on ABC TV, and of course I
view Lee. It's always great to catch.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Up with you.

Speaker 21 (38:19):
I love talking to both of you.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Lots of love not talking you soon see you soon, Okay, Bye,
Jersey Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Right now, who wants a free monstance?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
And Amanda's gather around ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time permits. You get
all the questions, right, you get one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Ashley is in Liverpool.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Hi, Ashley?

Speaker 13 (38:53):
Oh hi?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Are you nice and loud dealer? Ashley say, Hi, Hi, Hi,
I am I'm just.

Speaker 16 (38:58):
In Wilberforce, not Liverpool, so it's a little bit comp you.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Okay, it is you though, it is you all the
way me.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Just thank Astley of Wilberforce. What you you left Liverpool?
Not under a cloud or imagine?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Oh no, no, anything you'd like to tell us about
your estrangement from Liverpool?

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
What should be for Liverpool? Ashley?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I've never been there. The Facebook page.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
I have enjoyed going through the mecanos Facebook.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Nice to see if you're on their wanted pages?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Were all right?

Speaker 10 (39:28):
When you're in the hooks for you don't tend to
like to leave the hooks true.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
It's like if you live in the east. Oh, thank
you across an prayed please stay there. Rest of Sydneys,
I drive a lot.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
People, you know from the Shire drive I'm imagining, Yeah, a.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Lot of people from the ship. I haven't crossed Tom
Mugley's Bridge for about thirty years. I'll accept that.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Let's get through this. We've got ten questions. We've got
sixty seconds. Ashley. If you're not sure, say passed. We
might have time to come back.

Speaker 16 (39:54):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Question number one? What day was it? Yesterday?

Speaker 16 (40:00):
Monday?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Question two? What color is the circle on the Japanese flag?

Speaker 21 (40:04):
Read?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Question three? Finish this saying an apple a day?

Speaker 21 (40:07):
Keep the doctor away?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Question four? Who is the creator of Mickey Mouse? Question five?
What's the lowest ranking cheese a chest piece?

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Oh it's gorn Ashley.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
It's the poor Oh Ashley, thank you. We won't tell
Liverpool where you've been.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Has never been to Liverpool. Oh that's what she says.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
She's a wilberforced girl and run out of town once
your hawkspree you don't leave it.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
It's God's country.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Well, thank you, Ashley.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Ready this morning about how some people have the ar
ability to smell when rain is approaching. It's linked to
a cent called petrocore. It's a distinct earthy fragrance. It
arises when rain hits dry soil, and some people have
heightened sensitivity so they can detect subtle environmental changes. You know,
I did a story when I was beyond two thousand
and a whole research being done into pigeons. Pigeons exist

(41:09):
does a little community because one of them will know
where the seed is one or three o'clock, a crazy
lady down the streets going to give them some bread.
Someone knows where the water is. Each member has a
distinct skill set, and between them they can survive. So
we all have these mutations, these unusual skill sets. Not
all of them are hugely impressive.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Being able to smell when rains coming and be a
big one marb so you can buy the corn.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Marl the rains a year, Well, that wasn't rain at all.
That guy was totally was his kids eating corn on
his roof. You know that I can boil rice, no problems.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I can cook rice perfectly with I can put it
in a rice cooker, I do it in a pot,
wherever you want to do it.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I can do it on the top of the mountain,
cook Rice. It never fails.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
You can also recognize a soul. Remember you went on
this What was the name of the gunmy music quiz?

Speaker 4 (41:55):
How can I find the great TV shows?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Here's how you went the songs?

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yes, yes, oh my god, the guns. Yes, Chuck Berry
Jack Berry is right? Yes, five party Rex is annihilating this.

Speaker 9 (42:18):
It's correct in excess, Yes, if I want.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Excess for a ten points.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
And wrap it up.

Speaker 9 (42:26):
No one likes to show offing, Yes, thirteen points seconds
by study boy.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Happens, still going, that's fourteen show off?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
All right, now, free, I need you to edit it down.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
The whole thing.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
What a hog of a pigeon you are. Do you
know what my special skill is? My ordinary superpower?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
If I'm making biscuits or making a cake, for example,
and it says one hundred and twenty grams of butter, yep, I,
without looking, I can go and down to the pass sic.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
I've measured it correctly, only with butter a.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
PASSI Why are you talking about how quick the millennium
falcon could travel in Star Wars?

Speaker 4 (43:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I don't know what you're talking about. I have incredible
accuracy when you're measuring stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
When I'm measuring butter. It's a small skill, but in
the scheme of all us people, it's useful.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Okay, this is good. The tribal drama will beat for this.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Let's call it my ordinary superpower, my ordinary superpower. Look
at Ryan with a b what's yours? Okay? Actually, that's
very true. That's very true.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
The tribal drama is beating my ordinary superpower.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
We all have a variety of very small ordinary superpowers.
It help us. Maybe you never know.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
You never know what in environmental factors. You never know
in evolutionary causes. Why when you're going to shine.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
You're good at measuring stuff, but only butter. Would you
have a costume for that? And what would your title be?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I might be cake Lady, okay for cakes lady, or
geors By Rice's Man.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Rice Man, Rice power, rice power. I'd be like the
rice power Granny.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
And you never know. There'll be some situation where the
world has lost all its power.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Someone needs to cook rice.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
We're going to do the rice without being able to
use a rice cooker. Brendan Jones puts his hands.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Send me over the Middle East, I'd be good at
cooking the rice.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Okay, well we have rice here as well.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
But I'd be good of cooking large quantities of white
rice to give out to people, and it wouldn't be gluggy.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
So the people are reference.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
How hard things are. You don't want gluggy?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Right said? This is good joined us.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Hello Glenn, please end our crapping on. Hello Glenn, what's
your what's your ordinary superpower?

Speaker 12 (44:53):
Getting out broken bolt? Jones? You might appreciate that one
with the old motorbike. Yes, yes, yes, been a worlder.
It's a very skilled, challenging skill made.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
It is so to talk me through what you do.
So it's something I've rusted on.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Bolt is what's happening.

Speaker 12 (45:09):
Rusted bolts, broken bolts, all cars, old tracking and people
try to fixing themselves and make their lots harder and
then make my life harder. And yeah, it's my skill.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
There's nothing better than that.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
You've got an engine block and you've got to start
in the engine block and the correct and you've and
you've snapped it off and it's flush and you've got
the bolt inside the engine block.

Speaker 12 (45:32):
Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
And do you get equipment, Glen, would you just use
got armod.

Speaker 12 (45:38):
You use the world and just little tricks that you
learn over the years, so.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
You actually weld something onto the broken bolt and get
it out that way.

Speaker 12 (45:46):
Yeah, the old easy outs and that they just make
your life harder.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Easy outs. There's nothing easy out about those easy outs.
And the beg is con in the world.

Speaker 12 (45:54):
Correct, you've obviously used one.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yes, I have I ball mine because I saw it
on Midnight Telling and I'm going to get one of those.

Speaker 21 (45:59):
What a waste of money there for amateurs.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Glenn, Well, Glenn, you and just you should going up.
You can cook rice, you can.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Get rid of those crazy bolts, and can identify songs
A team A team, Hello, Rhann, And what's your ordinary superpower?

Speaker 22 (46:15):
My ordinary superpower is I can smell sickness, which really
sucks for my kids because if they want to get
out of school and say that they're sick, I just
got to give them a sniff and they can't really
get out of it.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Fascinating. So what does it smell like? What kind of smell?

Speaker 13 (46:31):
It's kind of like an add a seedy, kind of weird,
licoricy kind of smell. It's very odd.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Is that all sicknesses or just colds and flus and
things and flus and things like I'm not going to
be able to sniff out a broken bone or something.

Speaker 13 (46:47):
But they've got a fever or a cold. There's that
smell and I could tell straight away. And I can
usually tell when it's coming on, so before they've even
got symptoms. I can kind of get the oh, something's coming.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Wow, that's fascinating. What about that woman who could smell
Parkinson's She was right up in Michael Parkinson's real constantly.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Really, because I've heard of dogs being able to smell cancer.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yes, or there's cats in nursing homes and if it
comes and sleeps on your bed, that's bad.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
And you said, what's trying to kick it off at
the end of the beds?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
A lot of crazy cats in nursing Yeah, this is fascinating.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
This is great, all right, my ordinary superpower?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
What have you got?

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
You once said on my birthday, happy beepan birthday, Who do.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I give the money to?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Was part of the speechmith Hello, they're Amanda. Can measure
cake ingredients by feel.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
I can be specific only, butter.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Only butter, not the flour in the water, and there
just as butter. So if you're a superhero, you'd be
butter woman. And what you can do, I can cook
never fail rice, So you'd.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Be fluffy man because the rice would never be dry
or gluggy, just perfectly fluffy.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Just great rice.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
My family bought me a rice cooker for Christmas one year,
and I said, okay, sure whatever.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
And I like a rice cooker, but sometimes.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
You don't need it. You can just use your bare hands,
just cook the rice. My ordinary superpowered.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Tribal dramas pretty for this, Lisa has joined us.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Lisa, what's yours?

Speaker 7 (48:24):
Hi, guys. I am the car park Queen, So no
matter if it's the beach, the nmore, theater out the front,
a shopping center, an airport, a hospital of thumpar, you
name it, I get it. I am known as the
DBD desot by default.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
And it always works for you.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
Always works for me. If I'm at the shopping center,
I sort of see people coming. The keys are out,
I signal, they signal. I mean a gift.

Speaker 21 (48:49):
It's a gift. I just it's a gift.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
It just happens to be for you.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Everything Lisa does a bit of spade work as well.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
Tiny bit, tiny bit, or somebody is just leaving as
I turned the corner finger.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
That is an excellent suit of skill.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
To Havena Lisa. There should be a day Cat is
with us?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Cat. What's your superpower?

Speaker 7 (49:11):
Hey, Jozy, Amanda, love you guys so much.

Speaker 16 (49:13):
Great name change, by the way. Look, from the age
of twelve, I've been known as Looney Tune.

Speaker 21 (49:19):
You tie your balloony because I can tie balloons. I
can't explain it.

Speaker 16 (49:24):
I just yeah, I just tiebon.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
We should get we should get you here for smart
versus dark because the girls here cannot tie a balloon.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
I can, and it's just always around.

Speaker 16 (49:36):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 21 (49:37):
I even get blisters on my fingers doing it, but
I love it.

Speaker 16 (49:40):
It's tragic, so.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
You can really? Can You overinflate one and still with
that tiny little numb tie.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Yep yep, And it's hard because you get your finger
stuck in.

Speaker 16 (49:51):
I burst many balloons, but no, I don't know what
it is like.

Speaker 21 (49:54):
Even as a Joey Scout leader, I did it sales balloons.

Speaker 11 (49:58):
How are you doing it so fast?

Speaker 16 (50:00):
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
A spirit gift it is a gift. None of them
call you missus gaspo. That is a gift, cat and
thank you for sharing.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
I mean sham notion podcast tribal dramas beating my ordinary
super power.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
We had some fascinating ones this morning.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Now not just our own cooking rice and measuring out butter,
We've had a lot. We should get together and form
a super duo.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
It's like fabulous fabulous four or maybe we've flabbliest fur
the flabbiest four. Mel Hello Melissa, save us from ourselves?
What's your superpower?

Speaker 10 (50:35):
Good morning. I can actually smell when a type one
diabetic needs their insolence.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Whoa wow. Talk us through what that smells like and
how this has happened for you.

Speaker 10 (50:46):
So I've got a really sensitive nose, clearly, and they
smell really sweet, Like they actually smell really sweet and
they get a sweet scent on their breath as well.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah, and you've got someone in your family or do
you work in the medical field.

Speaker 10 (51:00):
An ex partner of mine had type one diabetes and
I used to always know when he needed to have
his insulin injections because of the way that he smells.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Wow, And we're now that he is your ex.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yeah, what's he doing?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
How's he cope?

Speaker 10 (51:12):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Wow, but what happened there was he's smelling too sweet?
And you said I can't put up with this anymore?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Or was there no?

Speaker 16 (51:20):
No?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
No, other conflicts complex And so do you tell strangers
when you can smell it on them?

Speaker 10 (51:27):
I haven't as yet, but it's probably a good thing
if I did, because it saves them going into like
a hyper yes. Yeah, yeah, because they can end up
in comas and all that sort of things if they
don't take their insulin when it's needed. So yeah, I
think it's a pretty cool.

Speaker 21 (51:40):
Skill to have.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
That could happen on the train. You could be on
the train, yep. Definitely someone's smelling sweet.

Speaker 13 (51:47):
Yep.

Speaker 10 (51:48):
So it's pretty crazy because they actually train like dogs
and stuff to be insulin like detectors. I must have
a super sensitive No.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
You must you pick up after yourself, Melissa. Yeah, how fascinating.
See this is what I mean. It takes all kinds.
We all have these little genetic mutations.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Superpowers, superpower. But a woman than Rice Man, Thank you.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Jam Nation.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Twenty thousand dollars for our favorite Goolie of the Year.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
What have we got today?

Speaker 8 (52:26):
You know it gets my goolies when you're battling for
a cost of living crunch and you still allow yourself
that one morning luxury of a coffee.

Speaker 21 (52:32):
You stroll in, hand over.

Speaker 8 (52:33):
Six packs bucks for a large to get your day moving.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
And what are they hand you?

Speaker 8 (52:36):
A tall skinner carp that's stressed up to look large.
It's basically irregular on high hills. It's a con job.
Don't try to fool me. We got the looser cuffs.
I'm paying for a larger what a bucket of caffeine,
such as a table spot? I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Once the cafe for that stunt, I'm out of there,
never going back. And when they ask your name as well,
what's your name, bud? Don't you ask mine? Now?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I like that, but you still having said that you
don't want to play tricks with the cops. You know
you want big, You want big.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Don't muck with the cups. What else have we got?
Gets my goolies. Here we goes fucking traffic moving.

Speaker 11 (53:08):
Slow for get my wallet or water? Blow you ovious?
You don't signal. That's a shame, sells a vanish. It's
always the same cold coffee in the morning, a Tosta,
misplaced keys. They break my heart. People who walk slow
in the fast lane, or when a weather's band and
starts range, getting spammed emails, water pain and when the
batter's low.

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It's just insane.

Speaker 11 (53:28):
There's little annoyance and they never get old, and they
get my goolies, especially on gold.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
No, it's pretty good. I rolled your eyes a little
bit better.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
I was wondering how he's going to wrap it up.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I think he did well.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
He did very well.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Is it worth twenty thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
He could be the new Pans Who's a slam pollet?
For those who don't know.

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Speaker 4 (54:04):
The Emmys were on last night. Did you watch it?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I saw some of it.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
I didn't see any of it.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
I'm just sort of that I just don't need to
watch it anymore. I don't need to have it in
my life because I get tired of the big speeches.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
But this year, well they've gone out of their way
to make the speeches shorter.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Yes, and they did all that.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
But then we had that young kid who made a
nice speech and he was lovely tonight.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Pruised that if you, if you listen and you focus,
and you step out your comfort zone, you can achieve.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
You can achieve anything in life.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
And then the lady from Hacks she went and chomped
in with her own politicized thing.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Go birds, nice and free Palestine.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
I guess if you get one moment, you want to
make it count.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
I'm kind of from the Ricky Gervais school of this.

Speaker 20 (54:44):
So if you win, right, come up except your little award,
thank your agent and your god.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
I'm off.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
That's I think that's how I roll. And you know
who else rolls like that? Tell me, Charlie from Picton,
do you so do?

Speaker 13 (54:57):
And what I should do it?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
I should get up here.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
And say that will be your gold Logi's winning speech.
Excuse and I'll be standing behind you going with my hands.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
She mentioned me right at you two. That's enough.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
We'll be back tomorrow. Tomorrow's Wednesday. There can mean only
one thing, TikTok Tucker.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Indeed, I'm looking forward to that. Coming up next, Higo
has joined us yet again. Ten k in a day
Withhigo from nine o'clock.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
You hours. I need an outboard motor, you get one
for ten grand?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Is that frivolous enough?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I don't know it's frivolous. It's frivolous to me. I'm
going to buy a for you for your Christmas.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Fabulous.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
We'll be back for jam Nation tonight at six pm.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
We will see you then.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Good day to you. Well, thank god. That's Ober. Good bite,
goode wipe.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
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