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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a show.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
What I show? You brought to the table Donald Trump's
later obsession, which is the word grocery.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
He likes groceries. He probably likes having the meat. And
I'll imagine what does that mean? You've got a RBAN dictionary.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I see interesting thing that you brought to the table
for the pub test. Your daughter is getting married next year.
Save the date. This is supposed to happen, well almost
a year out. I'm guessing is that I don't understand,
but some people find it very triggering to be centered
to save the date because then you can't get out
of it even if you want to.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, we'll take that to the Jonesy De Man of
Arms to the pub test. Also, it's been how many
years since Matthew Perry died.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Is over two years and some of the people who
very recklessly exploited him through the use of ketamine I
have taken plea deals. Emmic Gillespie is going to give
us all that information.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Also, it must be hard being the parent of a
royal kid, particularly when you're a royal and the world
is watching you. It's hard enough being the parent a
young seven to eight year old child as.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
It is Yeah, that's right. But Kate Middleton I already
felt for her for all the festivities that were held
for the King's birthday over the weekend. There they are
on the balcony. There they are in carriages. They've got
lip readers now trying to figure out what Prince Louis
is saying. So the tribal drum is going to beat four.
My sphincter tightened. When the Kid Edition enjoy the.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Podcast miracle of recording, we have so many requests for
them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Mistress Amanda and Ms Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Friend is in the back room making the tools of
the train.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
The legendary Jersey and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Congratulations, murder, We're ady right now, y Amanda, you're doing
a great.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Jobie now got radio.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sorry, but it's a tone twist set Amanda's shoot timing.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
We're on the are top of the money to you, Amanda,
How are you chilly willy this morning?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's interesting, isn't it. I've been reading a whole lot
of articles about this. It's not about how cold it is,
because we know how cold it is, but there's a
whole lot of content creators, which is influencers, which is
people on social media from other countries who are living
in Sydney. It's just saying how freezing it is. And
I was in Brisbane on the weekend. The mornings are freezing.
The days were twenty four degrees but the mornings, my

(02:34):
phone says it feels like minus one.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
We don't expect it to be cold. Do you remember
back in the two thousand Olympics when all the people
were coming from hotter climates in September and they're all freezing.
You know, the Fijians came here eight ago compete in
the Olympics and people had to give them jumpers because
they don't realize how cold it was going to be.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, we underestimate the cold, and we have no legislation
really around it, and no focus on energy efficiency in
our houses. But there are rules in other parts of
the world that your house has to be a certain
temperature for your respiratory health, for all this, for energy efficiency,
all those things, and apparently, according to a twenty twenty
three study published by Energy Research and Social Services, across

(03:15):
a whole lot of sampled homes eighty one percent of
Australian homes were below the recommended eighteen degrees. The average
was sixteen point five degrees, and in some other countries,
like for example, Finland and Greenland, it's up over between
twenty and forty twenty to twenty four degrees is your
comfort level. So in winter Finland and Greenland have more

(03:40):
warmth in their homes than we do. And then they
go on this in this article to say the ways
we need to do it. We're not big on insulation,
we're not big on preparation, on spending money on making
our houses draft proof, or we have no interest in
protecting renters from those things. But they're saying put rugs
on your floors. There's a whole lot of stuff you

(04:01):
can do to save yourself money in this energy situation.
They're talking about energy poverty and we're all in the
pocket of this and we're not making it easier on
ourselves when our houses aren't efficient.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Put on another jumper.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Wasn't that what our mothers used to say, on a jumper,
There'd be a two bar heater in the corner for
the whole family. Just put on another jump.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
When your boys were saying no to winter and they
go out into the street when they were younger.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
And refuse to wear jumping freezing, freezing, And then we'd
be out somewhere and they'd say, Mom, I wish you'd
let me bring a jumper, and I just look at them, but.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Why don't those boys have jumpers? Going to have to
contact the Smith family.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
My sons still wear shorts around the clock throughout the year.
What do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
There's nothing you do.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Carry a backpack full of ice, not the drug, ps,
not the drug.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Make sure you make a note of that action pack.
Show today Wednesday, State of origin tonight over in Point.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
So Perth is a couple of years, a couple of sorry,
a couple of hours. Yeah, what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Could be right about your first statement?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
What does that mean? The game still gets played at
the normal time of eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Eight o'clock here.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I was hoping it to be earlier, so probably.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Five o'clock over there in actually.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Perfect I was hoping i'd play eight o'clock then, so
to be earlier here. No, that would make no sense.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
When I was coming back from Krafa, Western Australia to
work here in New South Wales. I remember my last
night in Perth. I was at the Burswood casinaow at
the pool bar, watching the sun because the sun comes
up on the other side. He was going down over
the west. I was looking at and I said, you
know what, when you live here, what a great spot.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
This is a man who was leaving there.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, this is on the last day when I was leaving.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
But I thought the sunsets over the beach. It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, the sun sets over the beach because it says
to the west, it was beautiful. Weather was so beautiful and.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
You discovered that on your last day in Western Australia.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Mmm.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Here you instrum makes us return today or so TikTok tucker.
And we can't do anything until we do the magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Question number one, what's the most climbed bridge in the world.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Nation? We have the magnificent seven forty seven questions? Can
you go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that, Amanda will say, I.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Will say state of origin tonight. I know who I picked,
who the universe picked through me with the darts, but
I don't want to say it. Okay, of course it
makes me look disloyal. Okay, it wasn't me choosing, as
long as you know.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's not like you Billy Slater flicking the captain of
the mar own side. No, that's sort of disloyalty.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
No, no, no, I'm not on his ear.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
No.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Imagine being DC today.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
DC is sitting here your home and are you going
to watch it?

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Do you think you'll watch it? Always say to the family,
let's watch the little House in the prayer.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Remember one time they dropped Camorli many years ago, and
then he went to Disney on us with his.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Kids as he should, as he should because it did sting.
We forget that these are people and this stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Very very hard. James is in Choleraide.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Hello James, Hey morning, who are what? Sorry? Is the
most climbed bridge in the world. It's our city, harb Bridge.
Over four and a half million people from a variety
of countries have climbed the.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Brie was last time you climbed it?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
I didn't climb it, but I had dinner in one
of the pylons just a couple of months ago. And
I don't mean I climbed up there and had a
packet of chips. Luke Mangan does a pop up restaurant
every now and then. I set my son's there for
their birthday, their birthday week. It was the most amazing experience.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
This is the life of you're living.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
There's a little viewing platform outside it and you get
served champagne and oysters and as you look over the city,
beautiful meal in this tiny room you go into inside.
It was gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
We might go up there after the shower and take
a couple of King Browns and just watch the harbor.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
King Brown a snake, King brand is a long neck,
a couple of long necks and Melton James Jones's asked
you on a date.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
You've got a company?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I'll go there is Jones your own.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
King Brown mate, I'm not made at King Browns. In
a typical Australian Happy Birthday? How many times is Happy
Birthday sung? James?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Sing it in your head or out loud if you like,
but once, James, Well, sorry for your family if that's
your attitude.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Kelly's in Glenn ol.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Pot Hello, Kelly, good morning. Hello. So when you're singing
Happy birthday to someone, how many times typically are you
singing Happy Birthday? Four yes, so sing it with us now, Kelly,
I think there's a need. Happy birthday to you, haby birthdays,
and I'll have.

Speaker 9 (08:42):
The worst voice in the world.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Birthday, dear move de Troy, Happy birthday to you. That's four.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
What does your brother do to irritate everyone? Jem I
ride good morning to you. Firstly, by the way, good morning.

Speaker 10 (08:55):
So what he does is he will try in to
sert dominance with the hip hip hoorays.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
So he'll go hither and then we go horright, hip
hop right, and then he just won't do the third one.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
So just be this awkward silence.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Marti Franklin, the Australian comedian who lives overseas, says he
realized no one else in the world does the hippip arright,
and so at the end of hay birthday, did it
have a birthday too? He goes hip hoop and everyone's
looks at him thinking he's an idy.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
What that's by trailer tracks.

Speaker 11 (09:22):
White trash track trailer.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
A new movie trailer has dropped for which upcoming movie
have a listen? Kellys who served twenty years for man's laughter.
You mean manslaughter must have been quite a joke.

Speaker 12 (09:38):
They're going to shut down to lis quite if you
do not solve this case.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Do this by the book. Why who's going to arrest me?
Other cops?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Is she serious?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Is he serious?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I'm looking forward to this trailer.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I don't think does the show movie justice?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Kelly? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Do you know? Do you know what the movie is?

Speaker 9 (10:03):
Could it be.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Deep Clover? About Clover?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
More Deep Clover? Kelly? Tell us more? What's that about?

Speaker 13 (10:14):
I don't I asked Google.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't know where it's led you, Kelly, Deep Clover?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
During the ad break, I'm going to find out what
Deep Clover.

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Now.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
This is a new comedy. It's a remake with a
whole with a brand new actor in it. Can I
tell you the actor is? Or does that give it away?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I think.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Comedy role. It's a very famous, funny, funny series of films.
This is a new one. What is it called?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Podcast seven?

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
There is Jonesy Demanda. We are into the magnificence. We're
up to question number three. It's trailer Trash, White Trash.
This is a trailer for a new movie that's about
to drop.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's a comedy. It's a remake of a very famous
series of comments.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Say, this is not what Kelly said. She said it
was deep clover clover, but we think it was a
deep cover.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
She said she googled it and she might have been
thinking of deep cover. Does that look funny? Rhyme? I
just looked at it over there, But that's not what
this is.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
This is a glowing review from Jim y Ryan.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
This has got Liam Neeson in it. There's a clue
for you have it?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Isn't it of twenty years for man's laughter? You mean
manslaughter must have been quite a joke.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
They're going to shut down lis quite if you do
not solve this day. Do this way in the book?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Why who's going to arrest me? Other cops?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Is she serious?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Is he serious?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Emma is on the colarroid platter?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Hi, Emma, Hi, good morning, good morning. Do you know
what that movie is?

Speaker 9 (11:53):
Is it The Naked Gone?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I can't wait?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
It's please squad?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Did you see the first one? Emma? It would be way
before your time?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Three?

Speaker 9 (12:05):
Yeah, I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Funny, aren't they They still are funny? They still hold up?
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
What's the latest product released by Donald Trump? Emma? Is
it a Trump Mobile? B? Trump? Water or c Trump bronze.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Is a it is is releasing a new phone and
a phone plan, like a whole system around it. But
he says, I think his family are releasing because I
think isn't it illegal for a president to grift on
the side.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
He's just doing a big a BBF what's know a
BBP big beautiful plan?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Question five for you here, Emma More. Cow Bell is
the name of a famous sketch written by Will Ferrell
for which TV show is it?

Speaker 9 (12:51):
Saturday Night Lives.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
It is hilarious too. He's a supper.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Alright, did you come back in it?

Speaker 14 (13:01):
Guess what? I got?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
A fever?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
And the only perception it is Mark cow.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Bell said, no one ever except him Christopher Walken.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Coffee, whiskey, sugar and cream. Make what drink? Emma? You
shouldn't know this because you sound young.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Irish coffee, Irish coffee, if you had one. I don't
like an Irish coffee. Yeah, it used to be a
big thing. You'd have one after dinner if you were posh.
When I was younger and going to dinner parties, it's discussed.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
And you'd have those red shula little mints.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, after dinner. Mints. I like those. Question seven. You
can win this right here, Emma. What major NRL series
is on tonight in.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Perth, State of Urgen.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
You've done it, Emma.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Congratulations to you, Emma, You've won the jam Packed two
one hundred and fifty dollars to spend at Cogan Cogan
dot COM's end of financial year Sailors on now Cogan
dot Com Clicking awesome. A double pats to the Titanic.
The Human Story Exhibition now open up. Walsh Bay, Piap
and Jonesie, Demanda Carricat. It was fear to color in
some staty pancils. Am there anything you'd like to add
to this?

Speaker 9 (14:04):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 15 (14:05):
I love playing.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh, thank you Emma. Now don't go and have an
Irish coffee now, you.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Know, I just have a coffee, Actually, don't even have coffee.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Have a red Bull and a vodkref you know what's.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Good for strawberry vape.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Thank you, Emma, carry on, have a good day.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
Josie and Amanda a Tucker Bag Talking Bag.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
They're already on TV. I want to pick through the
German ac a big book of musical facts on this day.
In nineteen eighty five, Clarence Clemens and Jackson Brown released
You're a Friend of Mine.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Oh what a great song.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yesterday's gelmanak was Bruce Springsteen. Of course, Clarence got a
name for himself thanks his time as Bruce's sexophonist. What
about this solo in Jungle?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Really man, the Big Man asked away, what about himport?
I ran.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
So good? This is him with his solo and Freeway
of love for Artha Franklin, I.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Didn't realize we're doing jeweling sax and I win you do,
move over, Finny G. I know you love I know
you love sex.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I'm a very big fan of Jackson Brown as well.
So let's see Clarence and Jackson Brown creen my mind gem.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
For some reason, my insta feed seems to be laden
with trump isms. I think I clicked on one once
and now all of a sudden, I'm getting I'm getting
heaps of them.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think because there are heaps in the universe. Every
time he opens his mouth.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
There's something laughable in the algorithm there, so you get
stuff like this.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
So we have the.

Speaker 16 (15:49):
Worst education almost in the large world, the world that
people know about the world.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
The people know about. That's what we with education.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I always when I heard that, I instantly thought of
George Bush through or and George Bush with the fool
me once thing. There's an old saying in Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I know it's in Texa's probably in Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
That says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you
it for me.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
We can't get fool again. I kind of lost his
way having said that, Brendan, maybe he without saying, shouldn't
be casting any stones.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Stay in school and learned school.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's happened to everybody.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I see what's happened here. Although I will say this,
Donald Trump seems to be obsessed with the word groceries.
And I do like the word groceries.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Say it, Oh, what game are we playing? Just say
grocery groceries.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Donald loves them.

Speaker 16 (16:45):
I hear so much about the word groceries. I used
to use groceries a lot on that trail, a word
that's like sort of an old fashioned word, groceries. But
groceries is the word that is the most accurate word.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Do you know what's the most accurate word? Because that's
what they called.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
It's the word.

Speaker 16 (17:00):
He also went on to say this groceries is the
word the word that you heard.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
It's got groove, it's got meaning.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
And summer loving happened so fast.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
I don't know what he meant by this though.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
No that I ain't Braggan.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
She's a real pussy wagon.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I put it to you that those lots see where
does AI begin? And Donald Trump? And I can't tell anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm looking forward to seeing that on Broadway. I don't
want his ends. Trump does grease Jones, jam nations down
with these Jonesy and the matter out to the podcast.
My daughter's getting married next year, and the big discussion
around the house for the wedding is you're going to
send out that he saved the date invitation things, so

(17:44):
you have.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
To that's the thing now. And so how long before
wedding do you send out?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Apparently going to do it to six eight months before
the wedding, And I said, well, what's the point of that.
Why don't you just send the invitation out?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
How long? Remind me again, when do you send the
invitation out?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Probably eight to twelve weeks out before the wedding.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's three months.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, that's plenty of time. And then I'll go no,
but you want everything to be there, and I'm going, well,
I'm paying for that. I don't want everyone to be there.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh I see, So that's your motivation.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
That's my motivation. I say, keep it on the downlight.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Until the day before my daughter's getting married tomorrow. You
can't make it. I completely understand, and I'm going to
tell you where.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
It is and we're there.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It's an interesting thing because we were talking about this
with our production team earlier and a couple of them
had really strong responses to this. Executive producer was saying
that she there's a lot of pressure that comes with
a save the date and it puts it gives her
anxiety because often you don't have the calendar for next year,

(18:42):
so where do you keep this information? But also, yes,
your daughter's wedding is a big motivation for a lot
of people. I'd like to be there. But if it's
something that you probably you're not sure whether you want
to go to, the save the date almost locks you
in because there's no excuse to say. I wasn't aware
I was going to be on holidays. I wasn't aware

(19:03):
that I was going to be going away with my girlfriends.
It takes away all your excuses and all your other options,
and there may be other options as you get closer
to that date. What do you think it's interesting save
the date? First of all, you think great from your
point of view. Everyone Therefore, if they're traveling into state whatever,
they have time to get you out there, to get

(19:24):
their ducks in order. But for a lot of people,
it puts a lot of pressure to say yes and
to lock in that date when you don't know what
else is on the agenda.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
It's a little bit arrogant, though, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Maybe it is, Maybe it is. Let's put it to
the pub test. Save the date. Does it pass the
pub test? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (19:39):
Damnation in your country, fair hands Brendan working with Flower your.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Frigids, idiot somewhere done. Since the mushroom trial headlines back
in twenty twenty three, there has been a ten sales
to grind in mushrooms. Yeah, I know, people, I'm buying mushrooms. Curiously, though,
the Poison Information Set are responded to three hundred and
sixty three calls in twenty twenty four regarding exposure to

(20:08):
wild mushrooms in New South Wales and the Act.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
So since the case was, so that's an increase of.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Twenty six percent. So people aren't buying mushrooms from the
right people. They're going and foraging them even knowing this store,
knowing the story and beef wellings, and sales haven't increased
in any way. They've just stayed static.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
I think we're not far from having a verdict in
that case. Interesting though, isn't it. So you know people
can go to a grocery store and buy mushrooms that
have been vetted, sanctioned are great for you. It's a
shame that the mushroom industry is in such.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Wa I know, now, don't forage when I go to
coals and woolli's I avoid the death cap mushroom eye. Yeah,
well get away from that.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
And mushrooms are notoriously bad. I mean, you're not going
to find a carrot growing in the world and think
that could kill you, but mushrooms can. So don't forage
for them. I reckon even if an expert forager, because
they're saying that many of the species have doppelgangers. Are
the ones that look like them that are bad. So
I would say just don't forage. But there's so many
mushrooms you can buy that are going to be great.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
What do you serve a doppel ganger with.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
A nice white sauce?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Your slicing people are.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Funny, aren't they know?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
What's the matter?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
What's the matter? But I guess no one's going to
say anything. The mushroom industry is not going to say
anything until this case is closed.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I'm leaning into mushrooms good. I'm meaning more mushrooms than
anyway because of the umami flavor.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
There's your sales pitch.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's actually be mister mushroom.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Donald Trump's been called that by Stormy Daniels.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
That's right, Yeah, because of his Amanda podcast When God.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I wanted to get right now your windows, stick your
head on.

Speaker 11 (21:57):
A yell.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Save the date? Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well, your daughter's getting married next year, so you said,
this is.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
A big discussion wide as possible. So there's nobody there.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
And what does your daughter say when you talk like this?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Shut up, shut up dad?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Interesting because save the date? Did you say it goes
out like eight months before the wedding?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Apparently? Yeah, eight to twelve months before the wedding. Wow.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
One of our executive producers was saying, how triggering. She
finds that because she doesn't have a diary for next year,
it locks you in, whether you like it or not,
so no excuse can be made, Well, we gave you
the date, et cetera, et cetera. The pressure it puts
on you. You cannot not attend if you've known this
has been in the works for a year. Even if
it's an event, you may be deciding whether you'll go

(22:45):
to and make that decision when the invitation comes six
to eight weeks before the wedding. But a lot of
people are saying it's great, you know, save the date.
I've got to travel, I've got whatever I like to
know what I'm doing in a year in advance. It's
like people the book concert tickets two years in advance. Yeah,
that's my head.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Who's booking tickets to either like elderly performers or Oasis?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Interesting, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (23:08):
So?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
How do you feel about this save the date? Is
it past the pub test?

Speaker 13 (23:12):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (23:12):
I really think that saving the dates are perfect opportunity
for people to organize their lives.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Saving the date. I'm not too sure about these.

Speaker 15 (23:19):
I get these all the time, and all they do
is just fill up the inbox, fill up my notifications.
Now I don't need these things anymore that do not
pass the pub test.

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Absolutely passes the pub test. My diary is busy, so
I like to know well in advance what's going on.
But then on the other side, I save the date
doesn't necessarily lock you in, so you can still say no,
it's just letting you know.

Speaker 9 (23:41):
You know when it is well.

Speaker 14 (23:42):
I don't think it passes the pub tests. It should
be sent closer to the date because if there's a
falling out in the family and I had the savor
date sitting on my fridge.

Speaker 13 (23:54):
Double edged sword locks in the gifts, but it can
also lock in the dride and groom.

Speaker 9 (23:59):
Who may have a change of mine.

Speaker 13 (24:01):
They might have to downside, circumstances could change finances.

Speaker 10 (24:05):
It's a double egel.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's important date to set girl.

Speaker 12 (24:09):
And I remember jones Jonesy's son got married a little
while ago, and I don't remember Jonesy w engine about that?

Speaker 13 (24:16):
Is that because he wasn't paying.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh paid as well?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
No, I don't think you did.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I think I think it was money. There was money, Yeah,
I paid, sure.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I paid, No, I paid, not for the whole wedding.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Paid your drinkspill alone, and what you did to the
dance floor.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
So I've been reading an article in the New York
Times about a very small story, you'd think, but it
sums up everything about our influencers, society and where we are.
This is a bicrom yoga class in New York, and
Bikram yoga is a ninety minute class. It's it's quite
a specific class. The room is heated, many yoga rooms are,
but this is a particular style of yoga. As I said,

(24:58):
it's called Bickram yoga, and it's a ninety minute class.
During this ninety minute class, twenty minutes in, this woman
who happens to be an influencer with millions of followers,
reaches down and she breaks her pose, takes a sip
of water. The instructor says, I'd rather you didn't do
that right now. Why don't you wait to the designated

(25:21):
halfway through mark, Because when bickram yoga, you're taken through
a series of moves, and it says here that you're
encouraged to refrain from drinking in this style of yoga
until half an hour in. Usually, once they reach a
particular pose, called the eagle pose. So she hadn't waited.
She wanted a drink of water. The proponent, the instructor says,

(25:44):
you don't get the best benefits from this if you
drink water outside those prescribed times.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Right, what about the down with dog? Where does that
fit in?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I don't know if that's big krumm. I'm absolutely not sure.
But in this era of obsessive hydration in a big story.
So this woman is told, I prefer it if you
didn't take a drink right now. This woman Fyonce is
doing the class with her. Doesn't say anything to the instructor,
but she leaves the class and she then gets on

(26:14):
her phone and does a rant. This is why it's
everything about modern society. So she does a rant and
she says, let me try and find it here that
the instructor had bullied her, called her out in front
of everyone and said it's not time to drink water.
I'll let you know when you can drink water. I
don't want you to drink water. So two million users
see this, see this rant of hers and other people.

(26:36):
Of course, as I said, everyone needs to be uberhydrated
at all times. Says, how dare they stop you drinking water.
There's such outrage about this that the instructor is sacked.
Really yeah, And the instructor says, I didn't bully her.
I just said, if you can refrain you but your
own free will, do what you like. The instructor is sacked,

(26:57):
and the story has just got bigger and bigger. So
this one phrase in this really stuck with me because
you'd think, well, you know, take or leave. We're doing
a bitroom yoga. Plus if you want to have a sip,
do it. The instructor probably shouldn't tell her not to.
But the story now has ended in the instructors getting
a sack, and she has said, you are seeing this

(27:17):
new era young people having a very hard time being
told what to do. So there are strict instructions that
go around this Bickram set of moves, and being told
what to do doesn't suit anyone anymore. And also, rather
than just being annoyed and leaving, she has a rant
on her phone form. You know, two million people see it.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Instructor gets sack, doesn't go to the person, has rant
on that that's right.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Says nothing to the instructor herself, and the Bickram studio
the next day, having seen her comments, sort of tried
to make light of it, saying, sorry, we don't mean
you know, that's not our intention. If you want to
have a sip, that's okay. But by then the damage
had been done. So what happened is started as a
very small story a woman doing a yoga class having
a sip of water being uncomfortable when she was asked

(28:00):
not to, has blown up into this giant, long article
in the New York Times because it sums up everything
about both sides of where we are. Can't tell them anything,
can't tell them anything, but in this as I love
the expression. In this age of obsessive hydration, you and
I grew up without ever having a sip of water.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I never measured and I never measured my protein. Today
people spend most of their diet their day weighing protein.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
How do you even do that?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Every single food influencer is saying this is great for you,
and protein is good for us. Here's how many calories
it is, Here's how much protein you're getting. We're all
obsessed water and protein.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I look at Jemy Raye. He measures his grain waves
every day.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I love grain.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Grain, Mum, his mum packed his little lunch.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Jonesy and Amanda So podcasts.

Speaker 7 (28:57):
Started.

Speaker 17 (28:58):
What you do that, you do it another fancy the moldy,
bacteria infested slab.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Of meat fall off.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
To give you TikTok taka. We make food from TikTok
and eat it. Today we're eating well.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Today is a drink. We've done a number of tiktoks
with Coca cola. We've had coca cola chickenmember, chicken that
was cooked in Coca cola coke, salad, cheesy coke, Yeah,
pickled juice coke. I remember, in particular the healthy coke.
This is where coca cola was mixed with balsamic vinegar
and you loved it. If I remember correctly, that's coca cola.

(29:38):
That's the real and now and taste our healthy coke
made with balsamic vinegar. Oh, hell, spat it out across
the room. You hit the wall, you spat it out
and it hit furniture. So anyway, today we're doing something
that is supposed to be delicious. It's called coconut Coca

(30:00):
cola coconut coke. So it starts with cans of coca
cola yeah. Yeah, this time of day, let's getting It's.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
A real thing, man, it is. Have you got unleaded
or leaded?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
This is I've chosen to go with the unleaded.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
This is the black doctor that Amanda uses when she's
got a hangover.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
I don't have a hangover, and that's not true. So
you fill a glass three quarters full with coca cola.
I'm doing that now, making three of them for us,
and then all we do is add coconut milk and ice.
And I'm wondering what it's going to be like because
it's supposed to be delicious coca ut milk. The irony

(30:38):
is cut the calories with zero with coke zero, and
then add coconut milk.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Are you doing about coconut milk that you put in
a carrote?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah exactly, Yes, that's what coconut milk is, Brendan. So
it's not coconut water that you drink. It's coconut milk.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
So you don't sell that. We're on the ABC.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Well, so anyway, I've added here, we've got three quarters
of the cup filled with that. Next up, I'm going
to add the coconut milk, put in some ice, give
it a stir and then it says here enjoy, and
that's what we'll be doing. I'll cover the furniture in
case you have a spew. Okay, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Jones podcast at what point seven? Hello there, it's Jersey Demander.
Any song that has faire complete is a song worthy
of my consumption.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Well, let's see if this drink is like sharing mire.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Go a bit to Elton John and Kicky d Going
you like it normally.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Sit on the other side of the desk.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
I'm finally this very just, but today TikTok taka, so
I have to come over to your side of the
bed and you're making us today. Mum.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well, last time you drank any we did like an
interesting coco colon drink for TikTok taker. You sprayed it
out against the wall. We've had to move buildings since
then because we couldn't get the stains out. So you've
come over to my side of the bed. Keep it nice.
This is coconut coke. So I've put coca cola three
quarters of the up of our glasses. That's not even English.

(32:02):
We now get coconut milk.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
This is with the ice in.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Well, should I put that in our at the end.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Well, what were you doing during Daryl breakway?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Well, I wanted to snazz it up at the end. Sorry,
Do you want the ice now or do we put
that in after?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Now?

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Won't you put it down your pants and shut your neck?
All right? So look there's ice in there. Now you're
happy with that? Brendan ic in our coca colas? Now,
I'm okay, happy now, Brenda?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
What that looks more presentable?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Okay, Mike op here white, Let's continue. And now we
have the coconut milk. This is the milk that you
would use in a curry. This is going to go
now in the top. Well, that's what this is about.
There's it looks like it so, oh look it's frothing up.
It looked like it was curdling. And now it's frothed up.
Let's see that one here, all right, So we have that.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Doesn't look good?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Well, it looks like it's it looked like it curdled.
It's frothed at the top. So you've got coke down
the bottom and this is sort of nestled at the top.
It looks like a coffe cafe latte or something, doesn't it, Ryan,
I'm going to pass this over all the equipment here,
got it, Brendan, here's yours.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
When I say, go, we're going to have a sip
of coconut Sure if you like. It's got what it's
got in here, Coca cola, coconut milk and ice and go.
I can't taste the coconut milk, can you?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah? It tastes like a spider.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
This is maybe a modern tie inspired spider.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
When we were young, back in the war, parents used
to make us a Coca Cola and they put a
skip of ice cream in it, and it was called
a spider.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah. Look at you holding with two hands like you're
in kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Can we do that next to spider?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Well? Do you like this? It's actually quite nice.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
It just tastes like coca cola. Can you taste taste
the coconut creep?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
What's that Indian drink that they have?

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Doll?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Is it Doll?

Speaker 5 (33:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
The Indian drink I think has candast milk, doesn't it.
I could stand here and watch you sip and go
all day.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
We had orange drink with a cream in it, like
like orange juice. That's very similar to that, but with
coca colar and cogar.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Okay, well, this very detailed recipe will be on our
socials today and yeah, I might have to put out
a book because this one is very detailed.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Give it a crack started, What did you do?

Speaker 17 (34:29):
It a fancy the moldy bacteria infested slavers, meat fall
off the.

Speaker 10 (34:40):
Ryan.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Stop drinking like a toddler. Looks like you're on romper room.
You're going to get a milk mustache in a minute.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Sorry, my turn to speak.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I was just facious entertainment. Put on your dancing shoes.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Don't give me your best shot.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
That's entertainment. Emma Lesbie, the editor in chief of The
Daily Oz, is here in a California doctor is accused
of giving Friends to Matthew Perry access to ke mketamine
is now in big trouble.

Speaker 18 (35:10):
Yeah, so you might remember there's a whole ring of
people involved in the death of Matthew Perry, the Friends actor,
who was tragically found dead in his la home in
October twenty twenty three. The coroner ruled that he had
died from the effects of ketamine. He died in his
jacuzzi and basically there's this whole ring of people around
him who facilitated his access to copious amounts of ketamine. Now,

(35:32):
one of the key doctors in this ring, he is
the biggest player so far to reach a plea deal,
has agreed to plead guilty to four charges relating to
supplying ketamine to Matthew Perry. Now this guy was there
was some really incriminating evidence surrounding him.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
I don't know if you remember.

Speaker 18 (35:50):
There were some text messages that were leaked that showed
he had texted another supplier saying, this guy's a moron,
let's see how much he'll pay. The Department of Justice
in the US essentially said that, you know, he had
a fixation on seeing how much he could exploit Matthew
Perry and had no care for his wellbeing.

Speaker 7 (36:10):
This guy was a doctor.

Speaker 18 (36:11):
He ran an urgent care clinic in Malibu in LA
So he was legit for all intents and purposes.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
But he was providing him not just that one dose
that killed him, but leading up to it had been
his providing.

Speaker 18 (36:23):
So he'd been in his life only for a month
in the lead up to his death. But basically he
was giving him as much ketamine as he would pay for.
So Matthew Perry was actually being prescribed ketamine for depression.
It's a form of treatment resistant depression. So there's some
trials going on here in Australia. It is seen as
a successful way to treat depression in a small amount

(36:46):
of people in the populace.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Was a horse tranquilizer.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
It's an anesthetic. It's used in hospitals in anesthesia.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
But it's Musk's system. Yes, this very prominent ketoiostor who
prescribed it for his depression. Isn't this doctor's providing it?

Speaker 18 (37:00):
No, So he had a legit script, but that was
for a very small amount, essentially microdosing when used for depression.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
But this doctor sort of.

Speaker 18 (37:09):
Took that and ran with it as an excuse to
kind of access above board ketamine, but was giving it
to him in cobious amounts. He met him in a
car park at a certain point and injected him.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
He trained up his assistant.

Speaker 18 (37:21):
On how to inject him when the doctor wasn't around.
And he also connected Matthew Perry to the ketamine queen.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Who is this other person who is the big player
in this case.

Speaker 18 (37:31):
She hasn't reached a plea deal yet, but she is
kind of the underground drug dealer of this story. But
even with this plea deal, this guy, his name is
doctor Salvador Placentia. He's looking at forty years behind bars
even with this deal. So we're not going to know
how he's going to be sentenced until a little bit
later on in the year, but he's certainly facing a

(37:54):
huge amount of time behind bars. He's also facing a
two million dollar fine, and he's just stripped of his.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Michael Jackson's doctor. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (38:00):
But the thing that reminds me of the Michael Jackson
stuff is that so many sort of people who seem
legit that all work, yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
And exploits. And so there's a whole lot of other
people who were yet to face trial as well.

Speaker 18 (38:14):
Yes, so four out of the five people charged over
Matthew Perry's death have now agreed to a plea deal,
So there's not going to be any trials for them,
But we will see a trial for this so called
ketamine queen.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
That's you to start later in the year.

Speaker 18 (38:28):
But whether or not she'll kind of feel the heat
from these other plea deals and maybe agree to plead guilty.
So far she's steadfastly pleading not guilty. But there's just
so much evidence and all of these four others who
have agreed to plead guilty, they have supplied this other
evidence that it's going to be pretty tough for this
one remaining person.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
So if you take a plea deal, there is no
trial exactly, so you forfeit your right to a trial.

Speaker 18 (38:52):
But the idea is that a judge will look favorably
upon your decision to kind.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Of still give you forty years. Suko.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
Yeah, and it's it's up to the charges out their discretion.

Speaker 18 (39:01):
They could go the full forty Probably they won't because
plea deal, but we'll have to wait and see. I
think we'll know a little bit more, probably September October
this year.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
To stick with Amanda's good doctor doctor Linderman, Oh and
doctor Skold.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
They both come on holiday.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
And doctor Linderman. That's all a girl needs.

Speaker 18 (39:20):
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Speaker 1 (39:24):
The Daily os M Gillespie Jenselmanda Sam.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Podcast right now, Who wants a free instances and Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
It's the real thing. Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time, per Vince. You
get all the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Gina's in schofields.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Heho, Gina, Hi, good morning, Gina over, are we coming
in loud to Hello?

Speaker 14 (40:01):
I'm ready to go.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Okay, good all, rise to the front because we've got
ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed.
We might have time to come back. Okay, Okay, Gina,
I've got to a little burp because we did TikTok
Tucker and Coca Cola was involved. But I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Now do you want to use your burp? Mute?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Okay, now, I'm ready now, Gina, here we go. Question
number one, what is the name of our radio station?

Speaker 9 (40:27):
WSFM?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Jenna jeh Jen Sorry, six months years old? Now it's
been gold for six months on.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
You know it's been thousands upon thousands of dollars of marketing?

Speaker 11 (40:40):
Was it the bank?

Speaker 10 (40:42):
I know that, I know that.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oh, Gina, I'm sorry, and I'm sorry I burked as well.
Gina that we can't all be winners, and I do apologize.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Have a good remainder of the day.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Gem To celebrate the Monarch's birthday, there was the Tripping
of the Color. This is in London, a ceremonial event
performed every year on horse Guards Parade in London and
it showcases the best of military pageantry. So while ironically
in the States they had their showcase of military pageantry
and a whole lot of people were saying no Kings

(41:15):
to Donald Trump, the King was celebrating by standing on
the balcony of Buckingham Palace. As all this unfolded, there
were fly fly bys. You don't call them fly bys,
drive buys, fly bys, my pasts, fly past, flyover, yeah, flyover.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
William gets to wear a nice hat, which is good.
Takes pressure off the Devon patch.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Well, the photos I've got him on the balcony here
he does have full Devon patch on show. But Caate
Milton wore an ice hat.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
See with William. He can't shave his head fully board
but I noticed he's growing the beard and that looks good. Yeah,
he's got a big Statham, I.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Think Jason Staith, Jason Stone, Hillary Statham from up the shops.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
It's going to be Jason Stathan.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
What the reason I'm bringing this up? Beautiful pageantry, all
the rest of it, and all the young royals, Prince Jaw,
Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis are all wheeled out for this.
It's a big, a big royal day, and they have
the kids are in a little carriage, going along, little
carriage and then they're all on the balcony as things happen. Now,

(42:15):
how old is Louie?

Speaker 19 (42:16):
Now?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
I see about seven? I think, yeah, yeah, he's everyone's
trying to rite. They think he's a cheeky one, and
so the public are looking very closely at him, and
all I can think of is how excruciating this would
be for his mother. Because lip readers are now involved.
They BBC employs the lip readers two or on Sky
News Sorry to try and see what the royals are saying,

(42:39):
and so far, so good. I think there was some
audio of little Louis saying to his brother when they're
in the carriage. I don't even know if Kate's there.
They're in the carriage and he's saying, should we wave?
Let's both wave at the same time. It's so sunny, yay.
But in the past Louis has been you know, girning,
pulling his fingers in his mouth and oooh, all sorts
of things. It must be very hard to be Kate

(43:02):
Middleton and try and be on top of this because
this time, apparently her the lip breeders the Daily Mirror
or the Mirror had employed, were saying that she said
to him to national anthem, Louis, stand up national anthem.
So she constantly has to school them, and imagine what
she has to say behind the scenes to say, don't
be an idiot. People are watching you here, don't gurn

(43:22):
and what they see is that he's sort of waving
and being a fool, and George is saying stop because
George has to be the older brother. So people are
goading Louis to go crazy, and Kate's sphincter must be
the tightest thing in the university.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Kate pressure.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
We all know what it's like to be a parent
when you're terrified your child is going to.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Remember those days when you take your kids somewhere.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
And the minute that you see someone it looks unusual,
you think, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
He's fat. People terrible from other lands.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I've had to get anxious when you're there.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
One day we had the trifecta. I just had to
put my hand over his mouth for go, let's go.
Was it Dominic Yeah, Dominica. And he was the least
one that would say anything.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Yeah, it can be exhausted, Romany.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
You know, you just accept that you would say something
and more than was always considered. But dom and then
one day I can't repeat what he said.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, it's terrifying. Yeah, of course it's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Who is this kid?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
What you said? It's a lost kid.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
There's awful over here.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Someone lost their kid.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
The tribal drama is going to beat for this. Here's
how we're going to phrase it. My sphincter tightened when
the kid edition, don't be.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
The boy, don't be the boy.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
It could be someone coming into your own home. It
could be you out in the streets when you see something.
What has it been?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Andy with a big mole on her face, her hair
spratting out of it.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Dom Sorry anything podcast, Well, the tribal drama is beating
for My sphincter tightened when the kid edition.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Don't be the boy, Don't be the boy.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
It's the boy I felt for Kate Middleton with her children,
with Prince Louis in particular, the world looking at this
little seven year old, see I'll handle himself on the
balcony or.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
On the balcony. At that time, We're in the city
with our respected eight year olds. At the time I
went respected well. Jack was seven, Dominic was eight.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Terrible.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Were walking along and there was a busker with one
leg and I wheeled.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I wheeled Jack out of the way.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
And I said, you know what, Dominic and I can
do this, walked past, walked through the little busking circle
and Dobb's gas, Hey, Dad, that guy's only go one
leg and top of his life.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Needed you Because I knew to get out of the way, I.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Had to give that busk eighty bucks.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Don Hello, Marie, how are you?

Speaker 14 (45:45):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (45:45):
How are you very well? Thank you? Tell us what happened.

Speaker 13 (45:50):
My daughter, she was about three or four, Madison. We
were doing the shopping and we were going through the
checkout and there was a lady in front of us,
and she said, Mummy, is that a lady or a man?
And this lady turned around and said to me, And
I was trying to shush her and Madison that is.

(46:11):
And this lady turned around and said, I should teach
my daughter some manners. Wow, And I didn't know what
to say.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I didn't apologize, of course, what can you say? The
kids a little? What can you do? My dad has
an eyepatch. He doesn't wear it anymore, but for a
while he was wearing on because his eye had dropped
and it helped him keep his balance. The number of
kids say, is there captain, mum, there's a pirate and
the parents would be embarrassed and they all the parents
would laugh, thinking isn't my child charming? And Daddy go,

(46:38):
well there, and I think what if dad had cancer
of the eye or something. Yeah, So it depends which
side of the equation you're on as to how charming
you find children like this.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Francis has joined us.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Hello Francis, tell us what happened?

Speaker 15 (46:51):
So this is my eldest child. He was going into
high school, so he would have been about nine or ten.
So we were going to Click or Boys private school interview.
So we prepped him up with all the scripture and
everything because that's what we thought they were going to ask. So,
of course you get into the interview, and the interviewer asked,

(47:13):
my son, so have you heard about our school? And
my son said yes, and he said what have you
heard about him? He said, oh, that all the boys
are tools and they're all gay. And I did that there,
going oh my god, and you can't have any reaction.
I just smiled inanely and then you know, he sort
of coughed and me said, well, you know that's not

(47:35):
quite right. You know, the school is quite progressive.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 15 (47:38):
Then he went on the next question was, so what's
your favorite book? You know, do you like reading? Yes,
what's your favorite book? He said the day my bum
exploded and at that point, my SHINXTI was.

Speaker 6 (47:48):
About to explode. So we got it.

Speaker 15 (47:51):
He actually was accepted, but we decided against the book
because we thought it wasn't right for him.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Home school. Everybody get in there, what time you smoke?
Breaks that excell tools and they're all going to take
more of your calls.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Podcast and Amanda's with great sadness that I announced this
Princess Kate and little Lucy Goosey Louie.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Yes, at the tripping of the color there he was
he's seven years old. He's on the balcony with all
the royal family. He's in a carriage with his brother.
The network's employ lip readers now, and everyone's waiting for
him to be lucy goosey as you say. And the
tightest thing in the universe. Excuse this expression, must be

(48:49):
Kate Middleton's sphincter when her kids are on display like that.
So the tribal drum is beating for my sphincter tightened
when the kid edition, don't be.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
The boy, don't be the boy.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Jess has joined a sallow Jess.

Speaker 13 (49:04):
Good morning.

Speaker 9 (49:05):
So it wasn't mie to think so, But my grandparents
think they tied me. When growing up, we used to
spend sometimes we'd spend school holidays and we'd stay at
my grandparents place. But this particular time we stayed and
we stayed over a weekend as well as during the week.
And my grandparents were quite religious, but we didn't grow
up religious. They were Catholic, so they decided it was

(49:26):
a great idea to take us to church with them.
So they got us all dressed up, and so we
knew that we had to be polite and behave We're
in our best clothes, knowing that that's what we're about
to do. And as we walk into the church, and
my grandparents were like great members of the community, walk
in and they're saying hello to everybody. And as we
walk down the aisle to get to our pew, my

(49:47):
brother shouts out, he was about six or seven.

Speaker 13 (49:50):
There's that man out there on the cross.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Why he had nails through his hands?

Speaker 13 (49:54):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
What's going on? Jesus? What did they do to that.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Little heathen? Oh? Yes, thank you, you know, but you
can't blame a.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Kid for asking.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
But when the grandparents are big members of this church
community and here's this ignorant child, how embarrassing choice. Hello Kylie,
Hi guys, how are you very well? What happened?

Speaker 10 (50:20):
Growing up? I had this lovely neighbor around the corner
and she had a beautiful son. He was special needs,
and the woman's friend's husband passed away, and it was
all still pretty raw, and it was the first time
she was having her over for afternoon tea, so she
went to great lengths to explain to her son, you know,

(50:41):
please just don't mention the husband, because you know, she's
still very upset. Anyway, So the woman comes over and
they're having a lovely afternoon tea and she's, you know,
they're having a nice conversation and you know, she's comforting her.
And then John appears out of his bedroom and she says, oh, hi,
how are you And in the first word there out
of his mouth was oh, hell to your husband that died.

(51:03):
Oh right, and they were also God, smash it.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
They've just all burst out laughing.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
You have to laugh at that. How's your husband that's died.
I've got so many calls we want to take more
of the next Everyone has had this horrendous experience with
their children.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Amanda podcast The Tribal Drivers being my sphinxter tightened when
the kid edition.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Shouldn't be the boy, don't be the boy?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Oh every parent can relate. Hello Matthew, Hello.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Amanda, Hello Jonesy.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
How are you very well? Matthew? What happened?

Speaker 6 (51:42):
Well? Back in the day, we had an accountant who
you would say was rather vertically challenged, and he came
around one night for us to sign some papers, and
as he walked in the door, my seven year old
son just looked up and looked at him and went,
who brought the dwarf. Yeah, and was he a dwarf

(52:04):
for well, no, no, it wasn't a dwarf.

Speaker 13 (52:07):
He's just a short guy there.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
My son Aaron just had away with.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Breeze. Thank you, Matthew. Marianna's with Marianne. What's happened?

Speaker 11 (52:20):
Well, good morning, James and Amanda. Many years ago, I
was catching the train into the city, which was an
how long trip with my five year old son and
three year old daughter, and an elderly man wearing a
turban got into our carriage for the rest of the trip,
at which point my son jumped up with glee, yelling, mom, Mum,

(52:40):
it's a janie, it's a genie. I'm going to ask
for three wishes. And the elderly man didn't really not
was what was going on. And I'm trying to keep
him quiet and sit him back down, and he's going
just an ice cream Mummy, won't care. I'll just ask
for one wish, what about a turtle?

Speaker 2 (53:00):
About a dog?

Speaker 11 (53:00):
And this went on and I'm trying to, you know,
stifle him the whole way for an hour. And we're
in that carriage where you sit and face each other,
so the whole time it was whispering loud about wishes
and the genie, and I just couldn't get into it
with him.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
How exhausting. I used to pinch my kids on the
back of the arm and they say, why are you
pinching me? Oh, Mary Anne, that's tough. Just an ice
cream Belinda, Hello Belinda, what did you hide up to?

Speaker 12 (53:31):
Well, when my child was about six, we had the
plumbers and he had two of his off siders there
with him. When we're saying good bye, my six year
old run out to tell them all that I had
a hairy vagina.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (53:46):
And I hope you listening to this, that he's twenty two. Now,
how what can you do but stand there and just smile?

Speaker 9 (53:57):
Am an?

Speaker 2 (54:00):
But what is it?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Why though? Why?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Well, at that age that they just build it information
and the plumbers had probably pulled all that hair just out.

Speaker 13 (54:09):
Of a plug.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Oh can you make it a job lot?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Oh, this has been exhausting. Kate Middleton should feel a
lot better about her situation. Yeah, that's all. Just breathe,
that's all, just breathe.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
As a matter of fact, I do.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Thank you, m jam Nation. We have twenty thousand dollars
for our favorite ghoulie of the year.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
What have we got today?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
What gets my girl?

Speaker 4 (54:53):
And I know it's going to get yours too?

Speaker 5 (54:56):
When my husband borrows my car for a two minute
drive to the coffee.

Speaker 20 (55:00):
When I get back in, my mirrors have moved, my
egg conditioning events that I had meticulously set out to
blow on certain parts, my body has moved, and the
radio station, yes, the radio station has changed.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
For a two minute drive. Don't mess with my setting.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Yep, men do that all the time. Seats are back,
or you can't drive with my seat arrangements for one minute.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Just leave it alone, man, leave it alone. What else
have we got?

Speaker 19 (55:29):
What gets my gulies is the sensor taps that don't
sense anything in a public toilet, So I usually run in,
usually in a hurry, wanting to wash my hands, lad
up like I'm about to do surgery somewhere. Try to
get the sensor to work, and all of a sudden,
my hands are invisible.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
So we enter the playful interaction phase trying.

Speaker 19 (55:48):
To get it to work. Move on to the next one.
Doesn't work, then you might get two drips. Does my
head in and gets my goolies?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
That's what happened here. We moved into this building from
the old building. We used to have sense taps. Now
I'm standing there with the hands under the tab.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Or if you've been away and stayed in a hotel
that has a self flushing mechanism and you walk away
expecting it to flush, We've got that here, haven't we.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah, we've been meaning to talk to you about that
rat with the bad adam of the good. Have you
did dat? You can always contact us via the iHeartRadio app.
It's seven to nine.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
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tickets to the Good Food and Wine Show, including access
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right on.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
The jonesy demand of tetowel as well coming your way.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
If there's any way that regular parents can relate to royals,
it's Prince Louis having the eyes of the world on
him during the recent trooping of the color. There are
lip readers even trying to work out what he's saying
at any given moment.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeap, the tribal dramas betting for my sphincter tightened.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
When dot dot dot a kid of this shit, don't
be the boy don't be the boy.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
We took so many fabulous calls, but Linda from boy
Boy took the cake with this.

Speaker 12 (57:02):
Well, when my child's about six, we had the plumbers
and he had two of his off siders there with him.
When we're saying good bye, my six year old run
out to tell them all that I had a hairy vagina.

Speaker 11 (57:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Could be worse. I could have said, yeah, we know.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yeah, right, takes all out of the plumholes.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Enough.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Oh dear me, kids, come up next. We'll give you
the chances to win the greatest weekend of your life.
You see Brian Adams sting at the hard Rock, you
won't see him sting. Let's see him and sting at
the hard Rock live in Florida with a bonus trip
to the Bahamas. We have clatt Is so good.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Tomorrow I get to throw darts at you. That's always
a happy day for me.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Because state of origin. You went your stupid dart throwing.
You went and picked I.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Didn't pick the maroons. I didn't do it. The universe
did it spoke through me with the darts, and I apologize.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
The universes bluck Blues. We'll be back tonight for jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
See you at six.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Goodjet you well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 9 (57:57):
Good good wipe the two.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Baby, you're right.

Speaker 19 (58:02):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
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