FULL SHOW: "Now I'm A Wildlife Warrior!"

After Amanda saved an injured lorikeet over the weekend, we want to know when you suddenly found yourself as a wildlife warrior! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Well,
what a podcast today.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
We've spoken about your whistling yep, and particularly today of
all days. I don't need it.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
You don't need it because you're a little bit. I'm
just cleaning up arange desk.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Then, you know, I didn't have that much to drink
at the Logis Love, Okay, thank you. I don't have
that much to drink at the Logis. Last night.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I had to present an award halfway through the evening,
so I didn't have a drink beforehand. And then, unlike
the old days, they don't just leave bottles on the
table anymore. And so when I sat back down, I thought, well,
now I can have a glass of wine. It's very
difficult to get a glass of anything in the second
half of the Logis.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, So I feel okay today.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
You look good. You just haven't had much sleep.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
No, that is true.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I'm on the Black Doctor, as you call it, the
Coke zero or the fridge cigarette as my son calls it.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Someone that has every reason to be on the Black
Doctor is Lynn McGranger.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
She did win a winner. Lynn McGranger didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
She won the gold and she's talking to us on
Friday night. I had an animal encounter in my own backyard.
I became inadvertently an incredible wildlife warrior.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
The trouble Drum is going to beat for that.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
And gets my ghoulies all coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests for.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Them to do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Mistress Amanda and miss call Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 8 (01:50):
The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Congratulations, we're there any right now. Jersey and Amanda, you're
doing a great job.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Good radio.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Sorry but it's a total tongue twist, set shoot timing.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
We're on there.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Money to you man, my little orange Cardigan.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Friend, Orange Cardigan friend, how are you?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I am very very well? What about you?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm well.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I went to the logis last night. I went to
bed at two o'clock and I got up at four o'clock.
I've got heartburn.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
How did you go? We're just cleaning out your car.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I didn't drive this morning, because that was from Friday nights.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like a Fox Sports presenter's.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Car came how it rained so heavily over the weekend.
I thought I'd better take the dog on Friday for
a walk of some kind, get her out of the house.
Do you know what the arting was.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I put her in my car and we drove to
the bottle shop. That was my dog's walk on Friday.
Could there be a more Bogan dog walk in the
history of the universe.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
You looked great.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I liked your little star outfit.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Thank you very much. I had a great night, and
I'll talk further about that. We've got n mcgrangeer who
won the gold. She's going to be I.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Said, you're going to win it. It's your time.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
It's your time, and I said when you I didn't
hear her speech because I went to bed, but I said,
you know, and when you win it, make sure you
thank me for Let me just go.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Through my notes. She did.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
She did, I remember now, I remember now, she thanks you.
You're the first thank.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
She didn't get first bank didn't go for your later
docky on it.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
But you know she she made some nice comments about
free to wear television, and that's what everyone feels free
to slag off. But that's employs so many people. If
so many people pleasure. Her speech was fab and the
room dis erupted.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I was in next to Lisa Miller from the ABC,
who was also.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Up for the goal.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
What did you have to eat for dinner?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, well we had a sea I had a seafood
thing at the beginning, and then I had fish again.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Two seafood.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, there was a fish, you know, you could swap
with the person next to me, ladies and men, and
then there were some chocks and some cheese. I think
that's why I've got the heart. But you couldn't get drunk.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
To save yourself, to be honest, because I presented an
award about halfway through. True, so I didn't have a
drink before then, and then after that. There's no in
the old days, everyone would be just written off. There's
no bar outside, there's no bottles on the table. You
had to call someone over from the weight servers to
actually try and get a glass of something. So even

(04:25):
though I haven't had any I haven't had any sleep,
but I haven't had too much to drink.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
It's either radio wards they used to well that's not
on anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
They can the radios for this year? Is it just forever?
But you know you'd always get a drink that was
always pretty good.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, and also those are on Saturday nights because I
know that we all work early in the morning.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Anyway, I do have heartburned, but I think it's from
the cheese doing about the speeches.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Now, Glad, I'm in this confined room with you, I'm
all unpack your and you've got.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Any gossip, any good gossip.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Not gossip, not gossip.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
But I do have some moments that I'll share with
you about who said what and what we said about
Jones and stuff.

Speaker 8 (05:06):
Good.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Lynn mcgrangeer will be Joiny's on the show a little
bit run.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Also, Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything
until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Question one, what sport do the Yankees play? Gam Nation?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I'm going to welcome Brian. Ryan has gone away. What
is Brian doing?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Ryan is doing is working two days a week with
us and the other three days I'm not sure. So
we've added a bee for the Monday Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
And now we have Brian.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Brian Brian, you're happy to be here, Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
I like sometimes I get on the tool sometimes and
press all the buttons. But as you say, I turned
into DJ Man.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah, I could say my head fell off and you go,
it's twenty to eight.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
And because you're a bit loose today, because you had
a big night on the cans last night.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
A lack of sleep, but I did. I did have
a big night on the cans. I did not have
a big night on the can A tried to.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I'm your wingman on this and I'll support you whatever
you do.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I love a cup of tea.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Right, Well, we'll get onto that, but we'll get into
the magnificent seven seven questions. Could you go on the
way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Will say this jam Pack's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
A double pass to see Ian Moss and Mark Seymour
at a night of Porris. That's pretty good, and a
double in season past the see Rebel Wilson's new film Bridehard.
This is the controversial film that she directed, I think,
And then there's rumors that she didn't want.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
To release or she said yes I did, and blah blah.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
See what all the controversies about and check out that stick.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I've read the reviews. I want to watch it.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
See some films, Oh, exactly that you want to watch
them because they're the eye of the storm.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Jackie's an ingle bird.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hello, Jackie, good morning?

Speaker 8 (06:42):
How are we very well?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Thank you? What sport do the Yankees play? Thanks for?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
What kind of birds would you find in a gaggles? Jackie?

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Geese?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Gaggle of geese?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Not so secrets out. Let's play it, Jackie.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Sometimes this is harder than harder than you imagine. Have
a listen to this. It's a very simple sound.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
What is it now?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh, chips, No, it's not eating chips. You don't like
this stuff, Brendan, Do I like it?

Speaker 4 (07:26):
I'd rather watch Rebel Wilson's new movie, Wow runs in Helensburg.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (07:31):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Ron?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Hi, Well we're going to hear it again, Ron, here
we go. Just sec't watch Josie's Space friend shop.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, yes, what's that?

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Well? I have no idea.

Speaker 8 (07:47):
I'll have a guess.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
It's not a note count, is it? Do you mean
like money counter at the bank? You know exactly you've
got at the casino?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay, your dollary, dude.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I sit there with a visor on and one of
those things around my arm and the gar and garta.
That's right.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
We have the high rollers table last night.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
No, Brendan, I was put it all on black. What
is that sound? That's question number three.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Podcast The Magnificent Seven. We're up to question number.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Three, not so secret sound. Old John's in East to
Bay East to Bay. Hello, John, very well, My vowels
are falling by the wayside this morning.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Have I listened to this.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Any ideas there, John?

Speaker 9 (08:39):
Yeah, I think it's spreading.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
It is eating with the mouth open. It sounds Jones
is not a fan. Jonesy can't watch anyone eat.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, No, it's like no, that's why the studio is
forbidden for you to eat any sort of porridgy arrangements.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, but you know, how do you go out to
dinner with anyone?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
I did. It's different.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's just breakfast. It's just me face.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I can eat with you anytime, and we've eaten many
times together.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You eat in an invisible way. I look over and
bang it is already, it's gone. It's like osmosis.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, but you you know, and you eat very well. You, John,
you should see a man to eat?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Are you mocking me? My mother always thought like.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
No, I think your table manners are beyond compare.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
And then what about when I get with my hands
not at the table, especially when.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's souper, when you're an orcan or you can eat ribba.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Let's play these somewhat infamous lyric This is We're gonna
give you a lyric to a song that we're spitballing
this John, this is the new thing that Ryan left
us with? Do you this is a lyric from a song?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through
the wind? This comes from a Katie Perry song? But
which one is? At a firework? B raw or c

(09:54):
hot and cold?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Do you want to line again? John? I don't know
a line, but it's from firework? Is this one? Do
you ever feel like a plastic is going out? Or
having did with just intruder?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Jealous as hell? Question number five and the Wizard of Oz?
Where did the Yellow Brick Road lead?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Sorry? John Lee's and Lemahi Lee? Do you know where
the yellow Brick Road lead?

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Yeah to Oz?

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, it's pretty good?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Okay Oz Emerald City. What was the difference. I've never
followed that story, Lie, is it okay? I always fell
asleep before the end?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, I know. And then he finds out he's the professor.
He's just is just behind the wind. The Great Wizard
is just a ruse. It's a metaphor for life.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Spoiler alert.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
If you haven't seen a movie that came out in
the thirties.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Watch it this weekend.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
There's a statute on you.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Tom DeLong, Mirk Hoppers, and Travis Barker are members of
which band?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Sorry? Lee? Chris is in spring Fin Hello Chris, Tom DeLong,
and DELONGEE.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
What do we prefer? Say?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Tom DeLong, Mark Hoppers, Travis Barker. They're members of which band?

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Good show?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
No Marshall Twins. Jason is in Stanhope Gardens.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Jason, Hello, Good morning, Tom DeLong, Marcus Hoppers, Mark Hoppers,
Travis Barker. He's the most famous of those names. I
imagine what band are they?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yes, they are derived their name.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
From some times you blink?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Was it scarface? How many swears in scarface?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Really?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Pretty sure? Or good Fellows? One of the two. Anyway.
Jason can look that up at his own time.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Who won gold at the Logis last night, Jason.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Lynn Granger, let's add a book to it, and you're right,
Let's make a Scottish and you're across the line. Jason Granger,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
I knew she'd do it. I knew it.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Congratulations, you won the jam packets coming away, Jason. A
double past to Ian Moss and Mark Seymour see them
at a night at the Barracks an unmissible event. A
double in season passed to see Rebel Wilson in Brideheart,
an action comedy in Cinema's Nationwide Now.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Critics are raving about.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
It and Jones in No Matter caricatures, feed to color
in some save the pencils.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
And you'd like to add to this, Jason.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Always to your food twenty times each time, each mouthful
of food. It is this blink.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Thank you, look going to publish. I like it.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
And maybe at the end of this everyone should give
us a little bit of life knowledge.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Maybe we shall Corton loves your Bom or something like that.
Thank you, Jason. It'll be back again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Lyn McGranger, who won gold last night, is going to
be joining us this morning. Yeah, would we be bringing
back the baby bonus.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
We're going to put that to the pub to one
for Mum, one for Dad, one for the country.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast. I enjoyed er a Monday working
with Slower.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Frigidis Idiot.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Coming through the Gerlmanac, a big book musical facts.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
You're okay.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
An has come back suietly please.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Man has had a big night last night.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
That's that was me going in.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's her Carol, someone from Fox Sports.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
On this day in nineteen eighty four, Prince started an
incredible twenty four week run.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
How are you reading while you're still turning?

Speaker 8 (13:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
You've stopped the.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Page is turning Jimmy Ryce away. Brian has come in
to fill reader new balanced shoes and he's.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Doing a great job.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
On this day, nineteen eighty four, Prince started an incredible
twenty four week run at the top of the US
charts with the Purple Rain album, which of course featured
when Dove's Crime. Prince performed his legendary concert at the
Carrier Dome in New York. You know, Prince supported the
Rolling Stones and was booed off stage era this year.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
This is back in the in the early eighties. Really
when the Rolling Stones had Start me Up.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
And he was booed off stage.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah yeah, Rolling Stones.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Purple went into Prince because he came on stage dressed
in a sea through blouse.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
And then he's pot hanging out. That's a mixed sho
This is what Prince said.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Does the matter? You got another man?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Is it fine?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Tulman Darlan was a man have an.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Ass like money.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Until I say to you all the time, it would
be hairy, wouldn't it.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I pictured him being hairy.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
He would have had a hairy bum. Rest in peace
gold on one point seven. Hello there, it's Jonsey Demander.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
It's Monyay the fourth of August to share or two
nineteen in the city.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Birthday, Happy birthday. My friend barried des Bois.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Was he the logies last night?

Speaker 8 (15:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
No, I couldn't make the logo his last night.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
A lot of people asked where you were. Well, you know,
I did you understand home watch the sharks? You were
texting me in the midst of all that, going Sharks
of one if.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
You're interested, Well, they had a minute thirty to go,
and I thought, well, you know, even though they're a
fair bit ahead, there's a good chance they could lose.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I assume which happens.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
That's why I couldn't go to the Laky Fine, but
you were there and Lynn macgrangeer.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I texted Lenny. I said, good luck. I said, you're
going to win this.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
She was obviously the room favorite, and I said.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
If you do win, give me a shout out.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Oh and did you do you awake at the end,
because oh, then she y is she gave you a
giant shouder?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Did she did?

Speaker 8 (15:42):
She?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
She said, Jonesy go the shark.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
She said, let's listen to it.

Speaker 10 (15:47):
Thirty three years I've done this amazing show. I'm just
thrilled and honored. And before I forget, this is going
to be pride of place next to my nineteen seventy
four Wogga Woggan Drama Festival Best Actress.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
And it's true you've cut off a bit where she
thanks man.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh yeah, I'll play that for you.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
I will say, you did. You are so good at presenting.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
So I presented with Bethany And now Bethany was one
of the neuro divergent journalism students who interviewed me for
the Assembly, and we got to present the war together.
And can I just say the energy of Bethany. And
also I'm sitting next to Lisa Miller from the ABC,
who is just thrilled to be nominated for the.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Gold and the thought that's the energy you want.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's very easy to be cynical about TV, about the room,
about all that stuff. That is absolutely the energy to
be stoked to be there and to be honest. Before
I went, and I've got a lot going on at home,
I thought, do I have enough in the tank to enter.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
A room with that many people.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
It's an overwhelming night, but I just felt enveloped in
love and secur I.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Know that's your favorite word, Sokua. This is an industry
I've been part of over forty years. And the people
there who've known and worked with Harley, people I've worked
with since my days on some in towns in it's wonderworld.
I just felt like it was a giant hug last
night and it filled the cup. I'm so glad and
in memoriam.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
This year, we lost Maggie Tabora, we lost George Nigas,
we lost Simon Townsend. I was sad that Ian Finlay
wasn't featured. Everyone has their own favorites. That weren't featured,
but you know, there were huge, real beats throughout the night.
And when Lisa Miller won for mustard dogs, her eyes
went bang. She's just texted me, she's just gone to bed,
but her eyes have gone bang.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
And I thought, this is the energy this room needs.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Bethany, who, as I said, neurodivergent, She said she was
bullied until a couple of years ago. And she held
my hand, she said, and here I am at the logis.
I said, that's the energy we all need.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Aren't we Lucky to be alive, lucky to be working,
lucky to be to be doing jobs we love. It
reminded me that for all the freu frough and all
the whatever, that room is filled with human beings who
are trying to do the right thing. And also, as
Lynn McGranger said in her speech, Free Too Wear Television,
it employs so many people, it makes so many people
at home happy.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
It's a great industry to be part of. And I
was really proud to be there last night.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah, well not me lately, but still still you did
a great.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Job and paign was hilarious, Sam, but you.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Don't.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
So this was the show that I asked Sam Neil
how he found so many girlfriends. This was the show
that I asked Anthony Albanezi how many kisses he got
from his fiance. So, Bethany, we are in a room
filled with media personalities, who would you like to ask
a question of everyone? Sphinked as a tightening, just a

(18:47):
little over to you, hat Amish. Do you carry cash?
And how much did you bring in your wallet for tonight?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Everyone's fed to spread, dead, tired around there. Richard Wilkins,
he went hang on a minute.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
He panicked the hell out of himself.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
At one point Evan, Hello, there, it's Jonesy Demanda. Didn't
Barnesy do well last night at the logo?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
He tore the room up.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
He performed at the beginning of the night, and I
was sitting maybe four tables back from the front.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
You could feel the fire from the Piro technics. So
it's called I thought they were fake part No, they
were real, pirateized.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I thought they were just on the led Screenwe No, they.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Were real, real. Feel the heat.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
There's a lot of plastic in that room. You'd be
careful all that fire. Yeah, you know you have a
tire fire.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Remember we had that tire fire bent for burn for days.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
All the housewives are Sydney.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's why they can That's why they could only invite
one housewife. Sally Obermeter went there, Well.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Don't the others have to stay at home and do
the housework?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Well, they're worried and also that they might melt and
it'll be like a giant candle a beacon.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
That could happen.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
It's nine to seven.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy Deman who answer
the pub test the baby bonus.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Does it passed the pub test?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Well, there's mounting pressure on treasure Jim Chalmers to consider
a baby bonus that had put three thousand dollars in
the pockets of new parents.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
To burst our burst, to boost our birth rates.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's not easy to say at the moment, I don't
understand all this has been one hundred years since I
had a child. But apparently at the moment, if you
are a parent or a mother, you get six months
off at minimum wage.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
So you'd get that as well as this baby bonus.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Because the problem is we're not having enough children and
we need future tax payers or us we're just going
to be doing aged care for everybody.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
We missed out on all the baby bonuses because it
came back out in two thousand and four Ust.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
But Costello that then treasurer one for mom, one for dad,
one for the country, and we just missed out on that.
You would have missed out on it as well.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
But it did boost two point seven million the lozzies
were born into our country from that particular time.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, you don't know how many of those were born
because of the bonus. That's how many children we had
at that time.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Kids these days young when I say kids, young millennials
there or going having babies because it's too expense.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Too expensive.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
And some people are saying, how about free childcare, which
would make it a lot better rather than just a
bonus that can be spent at once. I think it's
hungry that give you a tax break for every child
you have, so if you have three children, you virtually
pay no tax. Interesting, isn't it, rather than just a handout.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, Well, we just can't.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
We can't just rely on immigration to fill that population.
It has to be you know, we've got a declining.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Birth rate, and whether we like it or not, we
do need more people.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Because then we have the Australian vays that makes this
country so great.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Give birth to a little Aussies, which you say, that's what.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
I'm saying, birth to a Lansac. That's what you've got
to do.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
That someone from the Shirley.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's what this is what these countries about.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
But I remember when this came out last time, shows
like A Current Affair were filled with vitriol of people
saying all those young.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Girls brothers flat screen TV, Yeah yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Having babies from because who wouldn't want to have a
baby so you can get a skip?

Speaker 8 (22:10):
You would?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I would. I'd have a baby for a jet scat
you would.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
So we're putting this to the pub test today, the
baby bonus, this new baby bonus. There's only mounting pressure
on the treasure. But how do you feel about it?
Would it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
We'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 8 (22:23):
M jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
And Amanda is with great sadness that I announced this. No,
Amanda's cracked open the Black Doctor. You had a late night.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
You've assured me that you didn't get on the on
the crawl. I didn't And would you get on anything else?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
When you say Black Doctor, I know you mean the
coke zero or the fridge cigarette as it's known.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
No, but let me just say this, Rebecca, give me,
give me, give me? Did give me some drugs? Drugs
in the toilet? Really? Two panadoles. I shelve them.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Tell you what though, as I was getting ready to
go before going into the logis, I couldn't fight. My
deodorant had dried out, obviously, thanks for telling me last
few weeks, and so I found one of Jack's old errents.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I will links.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Last night all the housewives of Sydney were after mecircling.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
They just well there was only one there, so Sally
ober me.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
She circled me enormously reencircling you.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
You did a great job at presenting because this is
in your wheelhouse. This is what you do.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Who would you like to ask a question of everyone's
sphincters are tightening? Just a little over to you. It's
the dream to talk about sphincters at the logies.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Richard Wilkins, he didn't know where to look.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
I could hear his tightening as big as his head.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's a lot of sphincter.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Also, Sampan, were you so funny? He always brings it
so funny if.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
He does the classic pat pat stats.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Which is where you go, oh, how wonderful to see you, Stab,
and I hope you have a great night married.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
At first sight, I think it was all stab.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
This season, Match was criticized for breaking ethical standards, and
producers strongly defended themselves, saying every contestant had to undergo
a mental health evaluation, an SCI test, and an IQ test,
and if they failed all those, they were on the show.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
And he went back for morseultanas.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
Now we all know Maths is famous for its tobaucherous
diner parties, so I never miss a Sunday night. And look,
I've actually got an idea for next season. I think
they should cast the Mushroom Lady.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
As the caterer.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
It just works. It just works. Meg did a great
space we'll talk about that as well.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
Lady.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
She was inducted into the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
And Limmagranger, who won the Gold's going to be joining
us this half hour as well. The Sham podcast gone.
I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Take Crazy.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
Now go to your windows, open them, stick.

Speaker 10 (24:57):
Your head on a jel.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
The pub test today the baby bonus does it pass
the pub test. I remember when Peter Castille put it
in in two thousand and four. He is doing the
macarena and he put the baby bonus in.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yeah, how this would work. Well, we're not going to
be necessarily getting a new baby bonus. But there's mounting
pressure on Treasure Jim Chalmers to consider putting three thousand
dollars in the pockets of new parents to burst the
booth to boost the birth rate.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, already, you'd still get the same benefits plus this
new three.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Kids little as your kids week, the kids running around
the place, that's what we want.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Well, we have a declining birth rate, and in the
future that means we won't have enough taxpayers and we'll
all be able to whack.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
So what do you think the baby bonuses it past
the pub test?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Yes, it does. Even the current situations where Family Tax
BETTERMIT helps families.

Speaker 9 (25:50):
Out there in need, where they showing payout.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Mortgages, it's really really hard. So yes, definitely passed the
pub debt.

Speaker 11 (25:56):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
In a time where people are struggling financially, they're going to.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Take more taxpayers money and just give us the people.

Speaker 12 (26:05):
How about we do some.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Tax reforms and insurance reforms instead. Hell, everybody groups.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yes, it does pass the pup test.

Speaker 12 (26:13):
I got the baby bonus and I had my children
back in two thousand and six, and it held he
I mentally, the only thing that's worrying is as long
as they don't go and spend it on TVs, fees,
et cetera.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
As long as it's put to use for the baby
and the babylane.

Speaker 13 (26:25):
I don't think it passed the pub test.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
I was a beneficiary.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
I bought a b screen TV.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
When we got the baby bonus.

Speaker 8 (26:32):
And this is going to be controversial, but I think
if you're having a baby to get three thousand dollars,
you're not going to be a benefit of the country.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I think it's going to be a welfare recipient.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I remember all those single mothers riding jet skis on
the harbor.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
But it's about creating future humans. It's not about what
you spend the money on now. It's about getting children
into the into the communities rather than what you're buying
with it.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, it's building this country, building this country.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Is this country?

Speaker 8 (26:58):
Well?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Lynn McGranger the woman of the moment. She took home
the gold LOGI last night before I forget.

Speaker 10 (27:04):
This is going to be pride of place next to
my nineteen seventy four Wogga Wogga Drama Festival bit actress.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
And it's true.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
And look at it. She's here.

Speaker 11 (27:16):
Hello, Lynn Magranger, I love darling.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
What did I say? What did I say in that
text to you last night? Lynn?

Speaker 14 (27:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:27):
Yeah you did. You said you've got it in the
bag and you had in the bug and I did
And thank you. Thank you guys for your your love
and your friendship and your support.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Over the years.

Speaker 8 (27:38):
It means a lot to me.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Leanna. The room just erupted. You were so loved. How
did you feel then, b How do you feel now?

Speaker 12 (27:51):
Look?

Speaker 8 (27:51):
I felt, I felt wonderful. You know it looks gosh.
How do you put into words something like this. It's
it's lovely to be appreciated.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
You guys know this.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
You know what it feels like, and it's but it's
more than that. It's a sense of love and friendship
and camaraderie. And you know you were behind me and
my daughter last night, Amanda, and you look sensational manner
sane and I love that suit so much. I might

(28:26):
steal it from you one day. Look, I just it
was wonderful. It was lovely. I was sitting next to
I think she was. Her name was Oh Dear God
in Heaven. I didn't hardly drink much anyway. She was
some empty and I think it was for communications and
arts or something like that. She was so lovely everybody,

(28:48):
you know, it was fun. I wasn't with my Home
and Away crew because they were at other tables, but
you know, I could hear their support. I could hear
them yelling every time I was on stage. And I
looked at her as she was weeping, and Shane Whitnington,
my beautiful friends, all of my friends. I was so

(29:08):
just everybody daring. It was a great am I making sense.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
You are and you know what I love You're on
the cusp.

Speaker 11 (29:14):
But what I loved because you also said that Free
to Wear TV is such a big deal. You said, yes,
this show is a soap, but it gives Australian actors
and crew so much work. And how proud you should
be of our industry.

Speaker 8 (29:32):
Absolutely, And I'm not a political person. I wish I was.
I would have loved to have got up and said
something about Palestine. But I'm not that sort of a person.
I don't know enough about anything to start talking on
those levels. But what I do know is that you know,
Free to Wear television has been thirty three years in

(29:54):
my life, and as I said last night, it provides
so much work for so many Australians. It's such a
great expert and we shouldn't pooh pooh anything that has
lasted for thirty eight years. And you know what, the
response I got was very validating, because you know the

(30:14):
thing said before and you get there, you know, but you.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Know, when you're making that kind of you're just making
a lot of bloody television and you're and people are
invested in the characters, and you know, in Lockdown we
were considered an essential service because we helped people.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
With their mental health. There was a sense of normality
with that show being on, and with Home and Away
being on, there was a sense of regularity. And tonight
at seven o'clock, I can put on my soap and
watch it and feel like there's a normalness in the world.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Do you feel and that makes do you feel in
with that Lord now that you've won the gold Lady,
do you feel that or maybe maybe Irene can come back.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
You know, maybe Irene's time is not over as it goes.
Maybe it's not over.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
We're not presuming that you can't get but you know
you're leaving the show. This is the start of your
last two weeks. Maybe is it too late going?

Speaker 8 (31:19):
I always say never, say never, okay, And I've got
my publicers sitting here, and if I talk about the
exit storyline, he'll throw a logi at me. It'll be
my own logo. Yeah, killed by my own logo. But
for me, it was time. That doesn't mean to say

(31:41):
I won't go back to tell you again. But now
with the Grandparents Club touring, you know that that'll take
me up to mid late October, and then I think
I'm going overseas to do some appearances to tie in
with Irene's leaving the show. So it keeps on keeping on.

(32:02):
But I think it was just her time. I really.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
You also suggested that maybe you could cut the head
often put your own ashes in when you've passed away, and.

Speaker 8 (32:11):
I think it's a great idea. Do you not think
I think way back somebody said I will turn it
into a bomb, Ray Martin, I won't. I won't be
doing that. But I thought, I looked at it, I thought,
you know, when I die, maybe it's my my ashes

(32:32):
are in there and I'll bequeath, you know, my logan
clancy and she can say there's mum's logan and look
there's mum living.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
I didn't realize that the LOGI was actually hollow, but
actually that's euphemism for well.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
No, I think we'd have to hollow at that, because
bloody about one point six kilo.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
You've already made it.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Good Lord, I haven't somebody told me we'll leave it
on thinking on the scale.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
You did so well. We're so proud of you.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
I didn't see your thanks for me for the encouragement,
but I didn't actually watch it, but I'm sure it
will now.

Speaker 8 (33:08):
No, I absolutely thank you in the in the media room, Darling, Yeah, okay,
good saving, Thank you, love, thank you.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Look at yourself and we'll be watching you on Home
and Away. It's Lynn's irenes last two weeks on Home
and Away. Lynn McGranger, thank you for joining us, Thank.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
You, my love, thank you, and thanks to all the
fans again, love you.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Congratulations Lynn, so loved, brilliant six months at yours six
months at my we you put.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Your ashes in as well, and you're not even dead.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
Lynn and I combined and a couple of Winny Blues
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I got a bad feeling about.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Those lady bars you chomped through in the cat.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Give you lady bark amand is back from the logis
everything's okay.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I didn't just arrive back now. I did go to
bed at two o'clock and then got off at four.
So I feel beautiful. I'm having as you call it,
the black doctor coke zero. My son calls this the
fridge cigarette.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, how are you feeling? You're good?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Sham fine, because unlike the old days, there's not bottles
of wine just on the tables. And I presented an
award about halfway through the night, so we didn't have
anything to drink. And then after that I said, okay,
now I'm gonna have some alcohol, and I couldn't find
anyone to pour.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Me a drink.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Or Carlos he can't get trolleyed anymore.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Because everyone it made his career being hungover the morning after.
Imagine imagine what you'd be if you could own up
to what.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Happened I'd be like Eddie McGuire. Who else did you
see that?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Lots of people. Sam Payne did a great job, and
he does the classics.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Such a fan.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
He does a classic Pat Pat stab where.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
He goes welcome, I't you wonderful, then shives you and
then says something at the end, I hope you.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Have a great night.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, all the Poe sandwiches we like to call it.

Speaker 7 (34:52):
As well to point out that there's a new award
this year, the Ray Martin Award for the most Popular
News or Public Affairs Reporter, of course, named after the
legend himself, Ray Martin, a journalist for over sixty years.
Even at the age of eighty, he remains one of
this country's most inquisitive minds. Ray's always asking questions. Even tonight,

(35:16):
I saw him on the red carpet and he asked me, Sam,
where am I? But my sincere congratulations, Ray, have a
great night, rest in peace.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
And Ray was great as well.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Did you see Ray?

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah? I saw right. I didn't get a chance to
talk to Ray, but I saw Ray.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
The room was just already on when you wanted to
avoid Was there anyone that we've done jokes? About and
was there anyone that No.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
No, though I appreciate why you didn't go. There's a
lot of people that.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
You've offended a couple of times. I remember Paul Fennick
and I we were at their leggies one time, and I.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Just remember when I walked up to Paul and he
was talking to a certain executive. He says, let's just
let by gods pee by gods, and I was thinking,
what's happened to here?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Was he there?

Speaker 8 (36:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I didn't see him there.

Speaker 8 (36:06):
No.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I mean the tickets, no one can take a plus one.
And I know some of the housewives of Sydney upset
that they weren't invited. It's not everyone gets to go show.
Otherwise you would have been there, my friend. Everyone said
to me, where's Josie Marsha hein said, where's Jonesy and
then she went on to see him Mooreum, at.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Least she went in that.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
I could have been sitting at your table leading pooce sandwich.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Or a plate of v my breeds.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
It was an amazing thing yesterday to see in the
middle of the rain, over ninety thousand people walking across
the Harbor Bridge and I know some people saying, why
are we closing the bridge.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I saw a great comment on this.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Someone said, if they can shut down Sydney Harbor Bridge
so Ryan Goslin can dumpster surf across it for a film,
we can shut it down to protest a genocide. I
really feel there's been a shift in how we feel
about this, and you and I haven't spoken about this
much on air because it's so contentious, and yet we've
reached a tipping point. I really feel it's not political,

(37:03):
it's human and the horror we feel to watch what's
happening in Gaza and you wonder, as an individual, what
can you do.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I have a friend who lost a baby. This is
a side story, but she said she.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Understood why people wanted to run around Australia to raise
money to say their child's name out loud. Sometimes you
feel powerless and you want to make your feelings known,
and yesterday was an amazing example of that.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I'm happy there was no trouble.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
I was a bit worried about it because I think
all that stuff Palestine Israel stays over there. There's been
going on for as long as I know this. I
know it's a humanity, humanitarian effort, I know, all that
sort of stuff, but this is stuff that's not going
to be solved until haw Mass has gone Harmus is
a terrorist or everyone would agree with that.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
And you know they started this.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
If they didn't fly over the wall and take all
the people, whatever was going on was probably terrible.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
That's why people immigrate here.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
That's why people come out of boats, because they get
out of that she said it is.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I'm just saying that.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
It's a terrorist organization and no one wants that.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Within that, the fact that we got ninety thousand people
on the bridge and there was no trouble, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I think it's just shows what Australia does, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
And we can look out at the other countries in
the world and go, well, that's why I don't live there.

Speaker 8 (38:19):
You know.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
I used to be in the mind if you've got
a problem with past Palestine or Israel, go back there
and sort it out.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Don't bring your shit here.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
But having said that, what happened yesterday brought home and
I'm not cold hearted to this.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Most Australians aren't cold hearted to this. But we don't
want to import the.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Third world here the images of those starving. Of course, baby, No,
this is similar to the politics. And let me just
say this.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I know there's been another ago.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I know that's right, but there's been so much controversy
and people saying, you know, a holocaust couldn't happen now
because we have social media, because we're informed, because we
see the images.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Well, this is what's happening. We're seeing the images, we're informed,
and it's happening. This is happening.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
You kn'd of entrust the images. So now because you.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Get a lot of stuff from SEU, images are yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
But you get stuff, you know what I mean. And
this is what happens when you break down. Journalists don't
exist anymore. Everyone gets their news.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
From ors I'm allowed in.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Well, look once again, it's it's something that I have
great empathy for what's going on there.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
But what we saw yesterday it worked, it.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Actually and also worked because people got aware of it.
I'm aware of it, and as I said, I want
this to be solved. But while we've got a Muslim
regime with Christians and Jews, they're not going to get on.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
This isn't but this isn't about the regime.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
This is about stopping baby staffing in front of our
very n and also what it says, maybe it says
to our government, here's how we feel, and you can
shift government policy. That's what was extraordinary about over ninety
thousand people. Those images went all around the world to say,
here's how this is affecting leaders.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
The dopes that run the world. How about you pull
your finger out and sort this out.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Well, there you are. That's our five minutes worth.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Podcast. You know it was funny how you sent me
a text that and you sent me a picture.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
You've got to a cat that you don't own and
a bird that you don't know at your back door.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
On Friday night, seven Friday night.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Now, the cat, her name is Luna, and she's a
beautiful cat. What are those sort of gray with big roundhead?
What are those ones called? Is it a Russian blue?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, we go remember Fizzle, that cat we had was
crankiers all get out.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Well, beautiful, beautiful cat.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
And in the last few months, this cat has kind
of made itself at home in our house. It lives
next door, but it comes in and it used to
go run and swipe at the dog. And I've stopped
the dog barking at her. So she now comes in
and just sleeps on our couch for a lot of
the day. And I've got a heated bathroom floor upstairs,
so it just goes and lies on the bathroom floor.
It follows me into the toilet that lies on the floor,

(40:50):
and I have to remind myself I don't have it.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
She loves you, No, I think she likes the heated.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
You don't have a cat, and you're not a cat person, no, But.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I do like this cat, and I like it.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
If I'm watching television, the dogs asleep on one couch,
the cat's asleep on another.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
I like all that.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Friday night, though, I look out the back door and
the cat's there, and I was going to let the
cat in, but also next to the cat was a
lori keet just on the ground, and the cat was
looking at the lora ake, and I thought this is weird.
So I opened the door and the cat looked like
I was going to have a go at the swipe
at the lorier keet. Sure, and so in the end
I thought, well, something's not right with the lorikey, or

(41:27):
it would have flown off. It kind of did a
slow fly off but really low. There's something wrong with
the lorikeet. So I thought, how am I going to
deal with this?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
So I thought, I'll bring the cat in so the
lorikeet has some space. So I brought the.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Cat in, and the cat didn't want to be picked
up and scratched my hands right. And then I realized
that I looked up again and the lora keet was
at the back door. So I thought, there's something the
lorikeet wants my help. And so then I thought, I'll
bring the lori keet in and put the cat out.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
This is like that feast.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
This is like that thing, you know, the farmer and
he's got the grain in the fox and the chicken
and the boat was either fox and he can't take
them all across the river at one.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Because his wife will be furious.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
And so I went to them put I picked the
cat up, sort it outside, and it scratched me again.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
CAP went outside Lake King.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
And the lora keets scratched me when I brought it in,
so my hands were ripped to shreds.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
So I brought the lower keat in.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
What was the dog doing it?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
The dog didn't see any of it. There's thirteen year
old dog. Didn't notice anything.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
You guys saw this out.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
So I brought the LORI ket.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
In and I thought it's obviously injured from the way
I was holding it, snapping its neck. To put it
in a box, I thought, I'll put it in a
box on a towel in the laundry. I got some
water for it.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
I chopped up some apple and some banana, and I
sang fruit salad, yummy, yummy, And I put it in
the dark laundry. Why the dark line, meaning I turned
I don't have a light laundry. In a dark laundry,
I launded my clothes separately. No, I just meant I
turned the light off.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
Right.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
The box was open?

Speaker 8 (43:00):
Why?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Why? Well the box was?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I just wanted to be calm. The box was open,
but it didn't look like it was going to jump
out to do any of those things. So I got
up a few times through the night to have a look,
and it was just quite there. So at six in
the morning, I thought, what am I going to do?
Off phone wires?

Speaker 7 (43:14):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
No, why because then you've got to go and do work. Lava.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
I know our phone wires and they at six in
the morning, said our lines have more than expected calls,
right now, yeah, right?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Anyway, they actually didn't take them long, and someone then said,
why don't you take it to a certain vet up.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
The road Doctor Chris Brown ven.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
No, no, but I have phoned him for circumstances like
this before. So I thought, all right, at seven point
thirty when the vet opens, I'll take it there. And
at about seven o'clock I was upstairs and I right,
is that the cattle or the bird? I wasn't sure.
It was a noise outside and then a noise inside. Okay,

(43:54):
I sound like barking dog man.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
And so what happened was.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
The lorikeet inside was responding to its mate outside, and
this the lorikeet inside must have woken up. Maybe it
was stunned and then woke up, and it was screeching
and jumping around the laundry. So I thought, well, i'll
put it outside. I tried to catch it and once
again scratch the hell out of me, but then it
jumped up, ran up my arm and was sitting on

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my head.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
And so I thought I'll try and take it outside.
So I walked outside with it on my head, and
it flew off few and then I had to go
to the bed.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I got back on to hold for what we're experiencing.
More so, I had to sort of say everything's fine.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Now you know you're not good. Remember we looked after
Craig the listener's bird. He was going away for a while,
not to jailer. I think he's just going to his mum.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
For he left that blade.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
He left.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
He'd had that LORI keep for something like nineteen.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
You're insistent on.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
It likes having a bar, but I just said, just
let the thing be. No he wanted He said, it
likes a bar. She's running around the cage. Let me
grab it. Don't make me get aggressive, blade crazy? Did
you like this?

Speaker 8 (45:09):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Ok, let's not Amanda. You don't need to put the burg.
I wanted to have a bas just because you try
to bath a cat when you're a kid.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
No, I'm not good with animals. And once again, as
I said, my dog ignored the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (45:23):
You are.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
You're like a modern doctor dolittle.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
I am flacious.

Speaker 8 (45:30):
Free.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
More instance, and Amanda's scream right on ten questions, sixty
seconds on the clock.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
You can pass.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
If you don't know an answer, we'll come back to
that question. If time permits, you get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars and you can.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Walk away with a thousand dollars people do and get
on with their lives and their winners. Or you can
make it two thousand dollars by answering a bonus question.
But it's double or nothing.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Ella's in Camden.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Hi, Elma, how how are you? Very well? Thank you?
We gave away a stack of money last week. Let's
see if we can do it with you again today.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
Hey, oh, I hope.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
So we've got ten questions. I'm looking at them now.
We've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed,
because you might have time to come back. Okay, okay,
all right, Elma, here we go, he comes. Question number
one which Ozzie Award Show was on last night? Question two?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Which animal is known as the king of the jungle?
The Lion? Question three? What color is the middle of
the Japanese flag? White red? The outside bit? El elm.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Lost looks like Amanda Amanda's eyes this morning.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
After two hours sleep?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
And hope you mean the white bit love the Japanese flag.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
That's what your eyes looked like.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Well, thank you, Brendan Elma Nice to see You Too podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Friday night, the neighbor's cat was at my back door,
as was a lorikeet, an injured lorikeet, and so I
got scratched by the cat while I was trying to
save the lorikeet, then scratched by the lorkey was trying
to move the cat out of me.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Completely ignored all of it.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
There is a moment when you think, I can't just
leave this to nature, as much as you'd like to
go sort it out yourselves. You know, the Irwin family
are friends of ours, Chris Brown is a friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
I can't just leave animals to be killed in the
wild of my backyard.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
I knew I had to do something, so I brought
the lorikeet inside, and the next morning I called wires
and then the irritating lorikeet woke up afterwards.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
That's another thing. You got, all the trouble, the po
lava of getting authorities involved. They do the lord's work,
they do, But what a polava on a Saturday morning.
And then the bird went onto my head and flew away.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Now I would have loved to have said that that's
just coming.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Do you remember tweet ah, Jack's minor.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
But I've never seen Jack so upset. He found a
miner in the gutter outside our home, brought it in.
We put it in a shoe box. He cared more
about that than his departed grandmother. He cared more about that.
If ever, I was clinging a glass to here's to Grandma.
He is to our departed dog that we had for
sixteen years.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
And Tweet it was so close to the surface for
him for so long. It only lasted a day at.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Your funeral, Yeah, the eulogy and from the back.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
And I did text Jack over the weekend and told
him about the loura keat and I said, had a
better result than Tweet did.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
So, Actually what happened to sweet It would lasted a
day and die. I died and Jack went to school
that day. I've never seen him so upset. Picked him
up from school that day. He was the tears were
so close to the surface.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
You take it down to Dr Chris Brown is minor.
It's like taking a goldfish down in Dodtor Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
I was once with Chris Brown when he got a
call from a friend of his who who makes pool
tables and sometimes his pool tables are applied to other
kinds of establishments.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
And a woman who was running sighed, well, you know,
haven's the behavior legal behavior?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
What are you talking about? You know, exactly information around
the book.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
So brothel, Yeah, Chris's friend to all kinds of places.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I was if you don't know, don't shoot back from
the d sk the pink, all those terrible jokes.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
We've got a she.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
It's good alibi for the pool. I wanted to sink
the pink.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I already made that.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Mine's better.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
So anyway, this woman, this friend of Chris, has said,
I've had a call from this woman.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Can you go and help her?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
And we Barry, Miguel and I were with Chris at
the time. It was like one of those movies where
a crazy things happened. So we went and we were
about to go.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
You all went to about.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Today living room event, so not to the brothel, to
her home and she had rescued a pigeon in the
gutter outside her home and she wanted Chris to help
her keep it alive.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
So you were all wildlife warriors.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
We were wildlife warriors while we watched Chris try and
keep this pigeon alive for this woman.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Well, he just said, here's how you keep it safe,
here's how you don't feed it this, don't feed it that.
And as we left, she just was throwing fifty dollars
and he said.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
No, I'm not taking your money. She threw fifty dollar
notes at him. He said, no, please see you at
the club.

Speaker 8 (50:26):
No.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
But people try and rescue the weirdest things, and sometimes
as a parent you have to try and rescue a
minor bird. You know want too, but you might have
to rescue a Laura Keet like I did on Friday.
There was once women knocked it at our door and
said do you free for a game of pool? And
they Liam's car was parked outside. He's had to go
and drive to Newcastle. Minutes before he took off, women

(50:48):
knocked at the front door and said there's a baby
possum behind the wheel, behind a on the tire of
that car. We went out and thought we we'd better
move it and it went up into the engine and
those women stood rang me about that. If those women
weren't there, we could have just started it possible. Well,
I phoned Chris Brown and he said, make noises, do

(51:09):
all this drives. But because those other women were there watching.
We had to phone Wires and Lim. At some point
they said, I've just got it.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Oh great, now I'm a wildlife trible drum for this.
Oh wow, do you have stories of this?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Trouble drum is Oh great, now I'm a wildlife warrior.
Oh wow, that's the sound of me trying to give
Blaze a bird a bird bath.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Craig, the listener left Blaze with us to look after.
And you decided to give it a bus.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
He said, he like, He said, Blaze liked it.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah, you didn't have to force the thing.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
No, Blaze didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Karen has joined us.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Hello Karen, Oh, good morning James and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
How are you a wildlife warrior?

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Oh well, it's actually a story from my friend Celia
that I work with. She had a little moth problem
in her pantry, and she put down some sticky paper
as you do catch up the moss. Anyway, and she
went into the pantry and there was a gecko that
was stuck to the stick paper. Yeah. Anyway, she saw

(52:21):
the little gecko and she was like, oh gee, a
little gecko stuck. And then she tried to peel his
little feet off. The sticky paper, and of.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
Course what do you do?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
And it wasn't successful anyway. And then at one point
she thought, oh, maybe I'll just cut around the sticky
paper and like the little gecko would have. She said, well,
maybe that's not such a great idea, and she was
something really, you know, conflicted about the gecko. And so
she said, oh, I'll just take the gecko to the
local vet. And she takes the gecko to the local vet, says, oh,

(52:54):
the gecko stuck to the paper. Can you do something
for him? They say, oh yes. She leaves, thinking she's
done this amazing thing to oh, I've done that. That's great.
Ghetto's looked after all. Fine, forgot all about it. About
two hours later, she gets a call from of it.
He says, oh, Celia, I'm just giving you a quick
green geckos ready to pick up.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
So did she go and pick it up?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
And did she have to pay for that?

Speaker 5 (53:20):
She didn't pay for it?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
What is she doing?

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Got home?

Speaker 5 (53:24):
She just go home and let it out of the car.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
That's hilarious. I mean, at what point do you stop?
At what point is an animal not worth it? I
don't know where you're sending at a university.

Speaker 9 (53:42):
How fascinating you Diickos Ready, Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Jonesy and Amanda will make radio great again? Just wreck
me Outrich.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Thrown English language out the window, the.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Travel drops beating. Oh great, now I'm a wildlife warrior.
Oh that's you with Loura Keats.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
It comes a time and you go when you look
around over your shoulder and think do I save it?

Speaker 8 (54:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
No, I just move on. We've got a.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Hilarious call before about a woman who saved a gecko,
had to take it.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
To the vet, got stuck on sticky pape.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Yeah, and then the bed times and says, okay, can
come pick it up now? So she just goes, picks
it up and lets it out of a cap.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Come and get you a gig out. We Diane has
joined us.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Why Diane, Hello? What did you say?

Speaker 8 (54:33):
Well?

Speaker 5 (54:33):
My mom was the wildlife warrior.

Speaker 13 (54:36):
We were in Canada at the time. We lived right
along a ravine and we often got squirrels jumping from
tree to tree or whatever. And this one time we're
all had three two other sisters, and we were outside
and we saw this chipmunk and he was just floating
in our pool.

Speaker 12 (54:53):
And we screamed out to my mom and she came
running out and we got mom, you got to save
this chipmunk.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
And she grabbed the scooper and she flicked him out,
and I thought, oh my god.

Speaker 12 (55:04):
And we're like, I was just about eight or something.
And then she gets it out sit on the little
picnic table and she opens up his little mouth and
she starts giving him mouth to mouth recitation yes, And
we were just like, oh my god. And then she said, quick,
get a hot water bottle and she got a little
warm we warm warm water, and then because it was

(55:26):
like kind of autumn, and a little egg cupful of
water and I think some fruit or not, I can't
remember what. And she put in a little shoe box
and put the lid on it and just a little
bit of light showing through. And we were just waiting
there and waiting there, and then about three hours later
he jumped up and took off into the bush.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
She gave his mouth to mouth.

Speaker 12 (55:50):
We didn't quite expect that, but yeah, yeah, she gave
it mouth to mouth.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (55:56):
I think she'd just done a CPR corses in her mind.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Well, no doubt, I just did as I'm hyping someone
cocks that son, teste out my skills?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yeah on anything, Well, shipmunks go for it.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Went on to have a recording deal. Thank you, Ianne,
thank you, thank you for all your gause.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
What about the chip and Dale's.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Well you're providing mouth to mouth there, aren't you share
notion podcast? So what else do people missed?

Speaker 8 (56:24):
Me? There?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Last night?

Speaker 4 (56:25):
You would have made a Jonesy shiped shaped hole, shiped
shaped hole at the log.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
You have been banned, you know you have been blacklist
since I've been back, since since that incident. Let me
paint the picture.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
We speak about this quite often because you tend to
forget how horrendous it was. You're on the red carpet
at the Logis you walk past of Jules Lund who's
doing the hosting the red carpet at the time, and
he's talking to Jennifer Hawkins.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
You rub a neck and go and your eyes go
a ruger and you couldn't help the stop.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
True searches underway for Australia's next top supermodel.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Watch out, Johnsy, get out of the way.

Speaker 8 (57:04):
Mate.

Speaker 12 (57:04):
Your perve.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Want to creep? But what did he say again?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Creep disproportionate.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Rachel and I brought photo bombing to the term that
no one had heard of a photo bomb before.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
We'd heard of PERV and creep before. Now your law firm.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Well, I was watching it from home, thinking, they said,
till I hear that I break out in a sweat,
I'll be back there next to you.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Don't you work?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Also, can I say the ABC got eleven gongs? I
mean Netflix and stand often hold all of that. Yeah,
Free to Wear TV ruled last night.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
It was brilliant.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
And at the ABC, what did you have for dinner?
Was it all vegan?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Yeah, Brennan, we ate seeds.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
And I was at home eating crow jem jam NATIONID.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Twenty thousand dollars for our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah, what have we got today?

Speaker 15 (58:08):
So my goolie is that my washing machine tells me
it's got five minutes remaining.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
So I'm thinking, oh good, I've.

Speaker 15 (58:16):
Got quickly time to brush my teeth, put my shoes on.
I'll have time to hang out my washing before I
go to work and go back to the washing machine
after five minutes to say thirteen minutes remaining. So basically,
my washing machine is gaslighting me.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Oh yeah, by my microwave. Enjoy your meal, sort a meal,
your fool, it's a coffee.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Yeah, here's the fool. The clientss what else have we got?

Speaker 14 (58:45):
What really gets my goul is when you go through
the tolls and your information doesn't get tagged, and then
in the mail you get this letter to pay a toll.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Not which I don't mind.

Speaker 14 (58:54):
I'll pay the amount, but then there's an administration fee
two dollars twenty one dollar ten. I mean they've got
your information. Why don't I just take the money out
of your tag account? You know you do that five
times a week and it's like twenty dollars they do
that over a year. Look much money they're making. That
really gets my gooies.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
How often is he not paying it? But he's getting
that every day.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Of the year. Do they get They get onto it
and they squeeze, they get you least need Kelly wore
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Speaker 4 (59:39):
Very specific jonesy amount of detail coming away as well?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
What about you? The wild life worried?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
What about me? Rescuing animals all over the weekend, the
tribal drum was beating for Oh great, now I'm a
wildlife warrior. Oh wow. Karen from North Sydney. He's had
a friend who had a gecko in her in her pantry.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
That's not euphemism. Got stuck on some sticky paper. She
took it to the vet and then she gets this call.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
She gets a call from the vet. He says, clearly,
I'm just giving you a quick green geckos ready to
pick up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
So does she go and pick it up?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
And does she have to pay for that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
If she didn't pay for it, what does she do?

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Got home?

Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
She just go home and let it out of the car.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
That's what happens is let the thing out in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
When you've got a gecko stuck on a piece of
sticky paper, you can't kill it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
She well, I think they get sticky paper off the
gecko's feet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
The vet would have used some special something something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
What are you with the vet people? Now, Big Vet,
Big Vet, he's a big vet.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Bride au.

Speaker 14 (01:00:52):
Two.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
That's enough.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
We will be back again tomorrow for Tuesday show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Anything planned, well, lots of things.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
You might have to have a bit of a sleep,
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
I think so. But we are back from six o'clock
tonight with jam.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Nat Yes of course. In the meanwhile, Mattie Stick. In
the meantime, Matti it is standing by. He's got the
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Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
All more people are getting announced every day.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Okay, six, God, that's over.

Speaker 13 (01:01:21):
Good bite wipe.

Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
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