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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a show today.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Friend Edwina Bartholomew joins us today. We love her Edwina
from Sunrise. This time last year she was diagnosed with leukemia.
She's now an ambassador for the Lakemia Foundation and she's
into chat about how we can detect it better, how
we can take better care of ourselves.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Also, smart glasses do they pass the pub test? If
you don't know what smart classes are?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
They those ones that have a camera in them and
film everything that you're looking at, and they're.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Pretty much your phone attached. It's part of your glasses.
All the technology is now in your glasses, which is
great but makes everyone feel a little vulnerable that you're
being filmed at any minute.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Like it's like Adam Man, remember him At a Man.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
As a man, not Adam.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
He used to say, my glasses, my glasses, Here are
my glasses?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Put them on and you go into a deep baritone voice.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
His eighteen fly testicles would drop.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
So do you think Adam at a Man would be
canceled these days?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Is just an old perv. What happened when you put
his big glasses on, That's where he got his powers.
He had no powers, and then he put the glasses on.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
What if he had like laser surgery, would that still
be powers?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
You're talking about this some other s, why don't well?
What else is in the versus dart?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I got to throw darts at you. That's always a
highlight of my work form.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
A neo Nazi in this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
And also we do a science experiment about eating chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Enjoy it. A miracle of recording. We had so many
requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Mistress Amanda and Miss Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Friend is in making the tools of the train.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
The legendary part Jersey and Amanda the actress, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Were right now.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
And Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
No good radio.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Sorry, but it's a tone twist, set a.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Shoot timing. We're on the air. Top of the money
to you, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's happening.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's happening.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's back the Billy tap for the first time in
about five weeks. I am so powerful in this building.
My voice I've winged for five weeks into an echo chamber.
That's the power I have. And finally today it's happened.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I would say what happened was Brian. That's Ryan with
a bee. He sorted it out yesterday when after you
left we had a chat.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Don't worry. I'm on top of this.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
What was on top of it?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Five?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to
make Ryan feel bad. Who's sitting here too?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
It?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hey, Ryan's back.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I'm just saying to Amanda that Brian really nailed this thing.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I'm the good luck charm if anything, because the day
I come back, it's working.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
So really, yeah, what about the last five weeks?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You're like a band aid, you know, once the hard
work's done, the blisters are done.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
If you come along, I don't know how to.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
What's the what's the fable? But I'll make the bread.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's the tail of the little red head? How does
that go?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Again?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
So the little red hen says, by the way, I'm
going to make some bread. And then who's going to
help me get the wheat? Not me, said the duck,
Not me, said the cow, not me, said someone else?
And then okay, well I'll get the I'll.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Mill the wheat.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
She's going to have any arm.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Who's going to help me mill the wheat? Not me?
Said the duck, Not me, said the cow towel. And
then who's going to help me need the dough?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, chicken doesn't have arms, how does it do any
of it?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, that's why they do chicken.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
It was a hard job for the little red head.
And then in the end makes the bread. Okay, bathe
the bread? Who wants up?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
And they all did it was the chicken was making
its own stuffing. The only one one that's seeing a
bigger picture.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Also, something Ryan you missed was the imprint that's been left.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
On the velvet chair. Brendan, have a look at today's imprint.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Do you think it's a different one.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, it's totally different to yesterday. But look at that one.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
This is Brendan's new seeing Ryan. Oh, we have a
velvet couch like a big sitting area at the front,
and Brendan has just been photographing people's bottoms the bottom print.
They're like a fingerprint. Everyone is different, and he's like Cinderella.
He's going to go around from person to person to
see who fits a magic seat.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
It wasn't me, no, no, not at all. You're well though,
it's glad to see Ryan is having a housewarming.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Party tomorrow, crash pad I a new place. James was
trying to get an invine. I told you what to there.
I don't want you coming. We can bring some mun cheese.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'll bring a chief.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Come along. We're great at a party.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
No, hello, young man?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do what's ryan?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Can you turn it down?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Could I have a go of your bomb?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Right? I'd like to use the toilet? Can you clear
the house up?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
We know when we're not wanted.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
We've got an action packed shaw Today. Eddie Barth follow
me is going to be joining us. We haven't spoken
to Eddie since she announced that she had Leakemia.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
This was it, well, a blood cancer. That's right. This
was about a year ago, nearly a year ago. Now
she's an ambassador for the Lakemia Foundation. She's going to
be joining us. I get to throw darts at you today.
It is Thursday, that's right.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
And a former neo Nazi joining us on the show.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's a very pie. We can't do anything until we do.
The Magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Is question number one. Mick Jagger was the lead singer of.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Which band thirteen fifty? If I remember's out number one?
Did you call us to playing the magnificent seven gam
nations and I've just decided I'm not going to post
that picture of the But do you want to talk
about it? I like to close chapters.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
But I just realized I'm a fifty seven year old man.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
You've just realized taking pictures.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Of a lounge and the impressions that have been left there,
and possibly that's you know, in a moment of.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Self realization, that's probably not a good thing to do.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, you took a picture of it. Yesterday you talk yes.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
I observed it, and today it's you know, I observed
it again.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
But we'll move on, okay, but i'll talk about moving
I think.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's it's nice.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
You're always saying, oh, let's be vulnerable, So I'm doing it,
and this is what you want.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
How are you being vulnerable?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Well by saying in this moment of self realization that
I'm you're a perth.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, I'm not a per making people in the office uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
How did it get to this? Where's your vulnerability gone? Well,
I'm saying that I'm not posting it. I'm vulnerable.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh, you're going to be the guy that now you've
turned from woke to I'm being vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Let's discover anyway, let's get into the magnificence.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I'm looking at it a team of female strong producers
and they're all laughing. Actually, Brendon, we're all laughing at.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
You, not with you, not with you.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
If you've got him, we have seven questions, Yes, seven questions.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Can go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly.
If you do that, Amanda will say you're lucky.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I don't just go home some day?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Are you going to go? Homie? Still walk out? It
works people right about you.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Kyle does one every second day, does a storm out
and gets in the day.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
He's working from home, so he walked to another room.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's like a little kid, go on, go to your
room and sleep.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, let's look at what's going on here. We've got over.
You have to do the rules, Brendan, Have.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
You I did all that?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Okay, let's start with Jackie then, who's in Campbelltown? Hello? Jackie?

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Good morning, Jonesy and Amanda?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hello. Do you think Jones is doing the right thing
and putting his social media away for a moment?

Speaker 8 (07:46):
I think it might be a good time to do that.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, And do you find it impressive that I've had
this moment of self realization, Jackie.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
I think it's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, there you go. I should have gone on to
this earlier.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
You're a winner all round.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
You have done this earlier, Jackie.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Question number one, Mick Jagger is the lead singer of
which bands it?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
What is the scientific term for a life threatening allergic reaction?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Jackie?

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Anaphylactic?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, very good, you got the pen. The EpiPen boom
brings you to question three. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
What's the This is crushing my head just reading it.
What's the only number that has the same number of
letters as its value?

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Four, Yes, Jackie, some kind of genius.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Which of the following did ancient Roman tax to raise money?
Was it a left handed people, b public singing or
c urine?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
They taxed urine.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You answered that with a degree of authority, Jackie. You
know about the Roman Empire.

Speaker 9 (08:56):
I think i'd agreed a little bit about it.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah. Yeah. Emperor Vespasian, what did he do? He taxed
the collection of urine from Roman sewers because it was
a value.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
It was valuable for laundry, tanning, leather, and dying clothes.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
There you go, Okay, let's placing it back.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
This is question.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
You have to finish the lyric to this song. Here
it goes.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Go Tequila.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
It's an easy one tonight.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I don't I do?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
You have to question six already?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You could be all the way Jackie Cross True or false?
You know? Come on? I wrote this question. Canada has
an own named Dildo. Is that true or false?

Speaker 7 (09:54):
Oh? I'm gonna say true.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
It is true. It's located between two towns that sound
like dogs you found in a Labrador. This town has
attracted much attention, has a mascot, Captain Dildo. It's a
job for your Brandon.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It was featured on.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Jimmy Kimmel's show, and Jimmy Kimmel has been named as
honorary mayor.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Very appropriate. Which team is up against this, Jackie? This
is for you going all the way? Jack?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Question seven?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Which team is up against the Broncos tonight at sun
Corpse Stadium.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Go there it is.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Jackie, jack Jack Jackie, Congratulations, you won the jam Packet's
all coming away a family pass to Sydney's Big four
Wheel Drive Adventure show. That's Friday, September twelve to fourteen
at Sydney Dragway Eastern Creek, A family passed two echoes,
a brand new immersive light and sound show in Sydney,
and Jones demandic character choose for you the color and
some standard pencils and a cut of your favorite beer, Jackie,

(10:52):
because you went all the way and you are now
known as all the Way Jackie.

Speaker 8 (10:57):
That's awesome, guys, thanks so much.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Thank you jack Key. Well, what's going to happen now? Brendan?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
You we need the radio Putty. I've got a great
big fact.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Why are you pointing at yourself?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'm pointing at you.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Okay, I've got a great big fact because I don't
know about Mick jack r I was just reading it.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Or why don't you share it with us.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
With the class. This is what happens when someone goes
all the way with Yep, Yep, with Magnificent seven. We
have a slot. Radio Putty comes out and that happens
to be the big fan.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
You'll love this fact, okay, podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Hey, it's a big fact and it's not crazy and.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
Nimai fat on bread.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
After putting up with Mick Jagger's infidelity for twenty three years,
former wife Jerry Hall and Rolling Stone guitarist Keith Richards
both staged and intervention.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Krikey.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
If Keith Richards is at your intervention, you know you're
in cup. And they got Mick to admit they had
a sex addiction.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Wow, makes it basic. Basic.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Part of the treatment for Mick was to seek help
from a sex therapist and how to go, which was
all well and good until Mick seduced the sex therapist.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
Met and it's not crazy until he.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Had to go on and have eighteen more children?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Is how many kids is?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Mick had to propagate the world.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
And I like what Jerry said.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
He said, Look, I get that you're a womanizer, but
just do it discreetly, Mick, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Don't rub it in my face.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yes, Merry Christmas, don't.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Come home with a Brazilian supermodel and a little baby.
Some might say that women are so sensitive.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Woke it woke. I can't have a baby with a
Brazilian supermodel.

Speaker 8 (12:53):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 10 (12:59):
I got.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Those lady bars, he chomped through with.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
The couple's giving you lady pass having a leaf through
our Jolmanac, the Big Book of Musical Facts.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Well, well, well what you got on this day.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
In twenty fourteen, Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars released Uptown Funk.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Wow? Is that eleven years ago?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah? Yeah, And I'll get to that in a minute.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Bruno has been in the headlines this week, not because
of his gambling allegedly.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Have you heard that thing?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
No, that's where he's got to keep playing in Vegas
because he's got these huge gambling nets.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I don't know if that's true or not.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
His recent hit with Lady Gaga, Die with a Smile,
is celebrating fifty three weeks on the Hot one hundred.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
You know this? Did you just for a while?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's a big TikTok song. I didn't know that was
him and her. I've heard it everywhere and didn't know
that I'm doing next.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's Bruno's second longest running when on the charts. It's
been fifty three weeks, but nothing compares to Uptown Funk.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
That's been there for fifty six weeks.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
And you remember all those years ago. Coincidentally, at that time,
I had inadvertently copied or perhaps he invertently copied me.
I don't know what happened, but I had a big
fact intro that sounded very similar to his upturn funk.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Wait a minute, grab at it, you know sign but
we put it hard.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Put it where missus, because you'll show up and show up.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
We'd put it to Mindy too big.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Facts.

Speaker 11 (14:45):
I'm beginning to think that maybe the song is not
quite finish yet the way.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
That we had it. That's the only thing.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
And maybe you've just added a list of the remix.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Everyone loves facts, people love funk. You put them together,
Facts and Funk.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I forgot you played it to him?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah and Mark ronson.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
My sphinter tightened then, and it's tightening now. You're lucky
you didn't get a lawsuit. I think your singing was
so terrible. It didn't sound anything like him, so you
could get away with it.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Who I'm just saying, put it on right, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Let's hear the real bit, Let's hear the real thing.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's a banger.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Our next guest lights up screens around Australia every weekday
on Sunrise. But recently we've seen another side to Edwin
and Buffolow you. She shocked the country last September when
she shared that she'd been battling cancer. She's now been
named Leukemia Foundation's UIST ambassador. And I'm not surprised because
people love you and want to hear your story. Any
buff follow You're high? How like do you it's nearly

(15:44):
a year now, how's your health going. It's the ambassadorship
that no one really wants.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yes, I was about to say, like Harley Davids has
said to me, we we'd like you to an ambassador.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yes, Prata comes to you and says, how about this.

Speaker 12 (15:57):
There's no free Harley with this one, but that is
a good marketing suggestion for future.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I'm well, thank you, Amanda.

Speaker 12 (16:04):
It was a year this September that I made that
announcement on Sunrise that i'd.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Heard what many of your listeners would have heard.

Speaker 12 (16:11):
You know over the years, you have cancer, which is
never a great thing to hear.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
But I'm really well, I'm really well. Blood cancers can
be symptom free, can't they? Was that how it was
for you? It absolutely was?

Speaker 12 (16:24):
And like you, I do shift work and so when
the doctor said have you been tired? Hello, you know
that's everybody. So that's really one of the only main symptoms.
And that's why it is so ambiguous blood cancer because
it can carry on in the body for a long
time before a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Of people realize they actually have it.

Speaker 12 (16:44):
I have a kind of leukemia called chronic my Lloyd leukemia.
Twenty years ago that would have been a really bad outcome.
Now it's a chronic condition thanks to a medication that
I take daily and will continue to take for many
years to come.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
But no symptoms, symptoms.

Speaker 12 (17:00):
Chronic meme in this sense, it's just that you live
with it, my chronic fatigue.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I took a lot from what you said, because you
said it was a wake up call to all of
us when our doctor suggests we get blood tests and
those little referrals just sit in your bag. I've got
so many of those just sitting there.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
So you don't go and do that.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
No I do, I've started to, but I really took note.
I think what you said will palpably change how people
do that, because when you get that stuff, you think
I'll get round to that just sits in your bag. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, And there's just this stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
And it's all on social media too, right.

Speaker 12 (17:35):
It's like I should be just, you know, having a
lemon at breakfast, and then I should be drinking olive oil,
and then I should be doing.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
This and this and this.

Speaker 12 (17:41):
You know, it can be exhausts exhausting, but it's it's
a really simple message.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Just get a health check. And we are the lucky
ones who get to get the message because this happened
to somebody else. Yep, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (17:53):
And I could have walked into that doctor and they
could have told me anything. And that is not lost
on me how fortunate I've been when they called me
and said you should come in today and bring someone
with you. But they could have told me absolutely anything
about the kind of cancer I had.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
You know how long I had to live.

Speaker 12 (18:16):
That's your sliding leave the office, yeah, and sort out
to your affairs. In fact, as we left the hospital
seeing the specialist, my husband said to me, you've been
kicked in the arse with a rainbow, and I said,
you know what I have because I'm so so lucky
and so yeah, that was a big reason behind me

(18:36):
now wanting to to use this platform to chat to
your listeners, to chat to Sunrise viewers and be able
to say to them, you know, just a simple message
could really change your life or save your life.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Your husband should be writing country Side should.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Job at all?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Mark, Well, you're doing a great job blood Cancer monthly.
Lukemia Foundation is laging Australians to get informed and help
support girls and women impacted by blood cancer by visiting
Leukemia dot org dot au. And here's to perhaps a
jet ski ambassadorship coming your way.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
You deserve that someone from se do Come on, Eddie,
you would love a jet ski.

Speaker 12 (19:15):
Come on, absolutely, I'll take the jet ski with the
place from a Pridor handbag and that.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I think that should be fair enough. Eddie, thank you
for joining us.

Speaker 12 (19:26):
Thank you so much for having me by the way,
very happy you guys are moving to driveow early riser
like me can actually listen to you in the armstrum.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Actually, Eddie, will you come over with us to the
fruited Plains to afternoon?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Ready? Look there there's Amanda, there's me running around.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
The sun is setting your land of milk and honey, honey.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
That's beautiful green grass.

Speaker 12 (19:51):
Jet ski jet ski goes past, splashes you ever so
sore rainbow coming out of her bottom.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Sure, Edie, let's get on to the matter. Answer the
pub test? And this is interesting. Smart glasses do they
pass the pub test?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Well?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Apples had these for a few years. Meta and a
collection of startups are trying to get more and more
onto the market. Now. Basically, it's all the facilities you
have on your phone, but they're in new glasses, so
you can see in real time information as you need it.
You can record vision and audio, which is what people
are getting a bit sensitive about. So Apple's vision Pro

(20:31):
that launched last year has two depth sensors, six microphones,
twelve cameras. Goodness, As I said, Meta and these other
startups are also equipped with cameras, speakers, and AI features.
So what they say though, is the glasses include. This
is the Meta ones. Glasses include a light that shows
when they're recording, as well as a sensor that detects

(20:53):
if the light is covered. But tampering with the light.
Tampering with the light is against Meta's terms of service.
But that's where they wash their hands of it. You're
not allowed to tell.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
So you could put some tape over all.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Well, apparently, who would know. I don't know enough about
these glasses, but just this idea is a bit alarming.
There's a woman here, A young woman took to TikTok
sharing a video. She said she went to have a
wax in Manhattan. Yep, a Brazilian wax right and her
an aesthesion as they call it. The person doing the
wax is that what they call like aesthesi some for esthetics.

(21:27):
The person who's doing the wax right was wearing these
meta ray bands that were equipped with a camera. The
person said, these batteries aren't charged, but the experience really
rattled her, as it would. Lots of people are concerned
about this, but others are saying, you can't tell when
you're being filmed on someone's phone anymore. So what's the
what's the div privacy? We don't have privacy in public

(21:50):
with all these devices as it is, So why are
you worried? But I see a lot of TikTokers. I
follow this woman who goes through walks through Chicago, for example,
and that's I love that because she's wearing the glasses
and I'm seeing all of that. But there is this
flip side, isn't there?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Across the bridge the other day and the sun was
streaming down through the pylons. I was on my motorbike
and the reflection in my petrol tank on the b
Harley think was had a perfect It looked like a
perfect picture.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I thought, I wish I had a camera to film that.
You know.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
This is the hands in the GoPro of my mind.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Hands free camera. Yeah, but all the implications of that
smart glass do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Jamna Jones and Avanda Well made radio great again.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Just wrecked up Rich thrown English language out the windows.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
The chaos theory.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Is that the theory where a butterfly flaps its wings
in China, for example, something happens on the other side
of the world. Look at it all interconnected.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's all in connected.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
And if you look at politics, for example, on one
side of the political spectrum, that butterfly flapped itsweing in
the form of Bob Catter threatening to punch you.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Oh, Mike, don't say that, because STANDI are ta and
I'll punch blokes in the mouth for saying that.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Don't you dare say that he's.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Had the temerity to say he was Lebanese.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Then on the other side of the spectrum, paul In
Hanson goes to Parliament draped in an Australian flag.

Speaker 13 (23:17):
Did you see that, Senate Hans and I remind you
of the ruling The Deputy President arrived that today which
I have uphold, which has no flags to be worn
in the chamber until the matter has been resolved by
the Procedures Committee.

Speaker 10 (23:33):
So it asked you to take.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
The flag off, you know, paulas you do, get on
the fath and make like Jerry halliwell have the Union
Jack dress.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Make address of it, but make sure it's made in
China as that flag is to get that.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
And then on the other side of the spectrum, Dan
Andrews has hold my bier.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I'm going to a picture, take him with all the
dictators of the world.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Look what's going on.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
These are the dopes that are running out come.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Butterfly flaps its wings in China and Dan Andrews is
having a photo there too. No podcast when God.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Now your windowsick your head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Down at the Jones in the matter of arms today
for the pub test, and we're talking about the smart
glasses they pass the pub test.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Apple has vision pro Meta and a collection of startups
of flooding the market with their versions of this. Six microphones,
twelve cameras in the in the Apples version Fly Well,
everything that you can do on your phone you can
do on your glasses. It has a light that shows
when they're recording, and a sensor that's supposed to detect
if the light is covered. This is Meta's one and

(24:43):
tampering with the light is against their terms of service.
But how do you feel not knowing constantly if you're
going to be filmed?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
We're always being filmed. We are we are we. A
lot of people are saying, suck it up, this is
the world we live in.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yes, one person said wish I'd been wearing a pair
when a hit and run driver took out my How
do you feel about this? Smart glasses? Do they pass
the pub test?

Speaker 7 (25:04):
They are absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
What's next?

Speaker 9 (25:08):
How do the smart glasses these states, especially around for
what's been in the media is the childcare incident.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
It's very unsafe for kids, it's very unsafe for the world.

Speaker 9 (25:18):
So it's a no go for me.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
No, they don't. I just think it's too weird. It's
an invasion of privacy. It's bad enough for people with phones,
let alone people wearing glasses and not knowing what they're recording,
why they are recording, and it's just opening a whole
new weirdness coming into the world.

Speaker 14 (25:37):
I definitely don't think they do. I mean, I know
that everyone has their phones out all the time and
they're recording, but if I'm in the gym and someone
walks in with their glasses on, like you're not safe anymore.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
I just think they should be banned. I don't think
it should be a thing.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
And yeah, you just can't trust anyone anymore.

Speaker 15 (25:55):
Absolutely where every DIA they're great.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
You can take photos on the go, you can posted
to Instagram on the go.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
You don't even have to take your phone out. Now,
I love them.

Speaker 10 (26:05):
They're just really helpful.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
You can ask them questions like what am I looking at?
And it tells you thea.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Cool someone comes up to you, what am I looking at?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I hate to think what it would say about you?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Thank you for what? Would say? Say? Charming gentlemen, fine,
upstanding memories? So absolutely it would Brendan Jonesy Jones.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Well, most of Australia was shocked to see neo Nazis
in the spotlight at last weekend's immigration rallies, an appalling
speech by Thomas Seule and an attack on a First
Nations camp. The vision of that was horrific. Well, this
has since seen him arrested. Someone who knows about these
groups is Jeff's Scoop. He's the former leader of America's
biggest neo Nazi group. He now condemns the hateful views

(26:49):
that he once held, and he's hoping to combat that movement.
Jeff Scoop joins us, Now, Hello, Jeff.

Speaker 10 (26:55):
Thanks for having me on the program.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
That's okay.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
What are the chances you're in town and this happened?
When you saw all that going on? What did you think?

Speaker 10 (27:03):
Yeah, it was quite ironic.

Speaker 15 (27:04):
I went down to the protest in Melbourne to check
it out and see what was going on down there,
so I was able to witness it firsthand.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
As someone who, as we said, has a big experience
of being a neo Nazi. What is it that draws
a young man into that world? What's that path?

Speaker 10 (27:24):
It's gonna be a lot of different things.

Speaker 15 (27:25):
It can be a sense of belonging, It can be
a sense of it could be the ideology. A lot
of young white men are attracted to these kind of
movements because they project strength and things of that nature,
but they have to you have to look at.

Speaker 10 (27:38):
It further than that and say, you know what, like
the camp.

Speaker 15 (27:41):
Attack, the Indigenous camp attack, You've got a bunch of
grown men that are attacking women out there. That's not
anything honorable or noble or anything of that nature. So
if you're behaving in that manner, you should be thinking
about is that honorable behavior?

Speaker 10 (27:55):
Isn't noble behavior? Is that something that you know?

Speaker 15 (27:58):
Is that the way you treat your mother or your
you know, it's just it's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
You don't seem to say a lot of old Nazis.
Is it a young man's game?

Speaker 10 (28:09):
Yes, and again I didn't quite hear you.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Sorry, you don't say a lot of old Nazis at
these rallies? Is it a young man's game?

Speaker 15 (28:16):
Well, I mean that really depends. I mean you see
people of all different ages at these things, but it is.
It is highly attractive to some of these young people
that are that are looking for answers. They're they're looking
to get active in the political scene and things like that.
And I think it's the responsibility, I know it's the
responsibility of the political class. If you're a mainstream political organization,
you don't platform neo Nazis. You can say, hey, everybody

(28:38):
can come out to the rally, But given those guys
a platform and letting them up to the microphone is
diminishing the work that many of these mainstream political groups
are trying to do and accomplish out there, So letting
neo Nazis hijack that is unacceptable, and that's.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
What happened as well with that rally.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
There was a lot of patriotic Australians there representing our country,
which I have no with whatsoever, But there was a
moment when Thomas Suwele was talking and you could see
this disquiet in the crawd.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
The gohanan a minute, we're not aligned to you.

Speaker 10 (29:09):
Mate, and I think that's important to differentiate.

Speaker 15 (29:12):
And I'm glad you pointed that out because a lot
of times that sort of reality is lost in the
noise of the chaos and the disruption that's going on
out in the streets.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
But it's extraordinary. My son, who is twenty two, was
in a pub the other day and someone did a
Nazi sort of another young man who was on his
talking about these marches. My son wanted to punch him,
and his friend said, or don't escalate it. I thought
there was always an excuse to punch a Nazi. It's
extraordinary to me that this you can go to a
pub in Sydney and someone's doing that. What's going on?

(29:45):
How do we turn these young men around?

Speaker 10 (29:49):
It's not through violence.

Speaker 15 (29:51):
I know that's the first thing that comes to mind
for a lot of people, especially such an abhorrent ideology.
But I can tell you over all the years that
I was involved in this stuff, not one person nobody
leaves over getting punched in the face. In fact, that
sort of thing, it tends to entrench people more.

Speaker 10 (30:08):
Typically, when there was violence at these rallies.

Speaker 15 (30:10):
And there was clashes, anybody that missed that day, that
didn't show up would be sending in emails calling and saying, hey,
I'm sorry I wasn't there. I'll be at the next one.
I didn't know it was going to be that action filled,
you know. So when these groups do that and you
have the extreme far left that are out there attacking
people on the on the far right, or vice versa,

(30:31):
it goes both ways. I'm not picking sides on any
of this stuff, because extremism is dangerous no matter what
side is coming from, and both of the extremes exacerbate
the exacerbate the problem on both sides. It's called reciprocal
radicalization where one side of radicals gets the other side
more radical, and you have all the people that are

(30:52):
in the middle, on the left and right being pulled.

Speaker 10 (30:55):
More towards the extreme. And that's that's a danger for
any society as well.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
And you had a lot of trub in your life
when you were in the group.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
You know, your family was affected, your mom, her job
that was affected.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
What made you get out of it? How did you
say the light as it were?

Speaker 15 (31:12):
I'm glad you asked that, because being involved in it
for me was a NonStop train wreck. I mean everything
that everything that hate touches and that extremism touches, it
turns to dirt. You know, it turns to dusts. It
will tear apart your life. It tore apart my mother's career.
And a lot of times when you're in the think
of it, you don't think about all that stuff. So

(31:33):
it's important to hear from those of us that have
been through it, that survived it, because being no matter
how if you get on these extreme paths, it's going
to lead to prison or death. That doesn't lead anywhere good.
There's nothing positive that could come out of it. But
directly answer your question is conversations. What it was that
helped me get out was sitting down with someone that
I thought a couple of people that I believed were

(31:55):
the enemy or were on the other side. And by
the other side, it don't be in the extreme other side,
just mean people that were against racism and hate and
things of that nature. So sitting down with those people,
seeing their humanity, seeing the humanity and the so called other,
that's life altering. So that doesn't come from you don't
see that through arguing. You don't see that through punishing
or shaming or any of those kind of things. Those

(32:18):
type of behaviors typically entrench people further in that ideology.
So having conversations with somebody that might be in the
process of being radicalized or that's beyond that point, not
at a rally or somewhere where their peers are around,
but having one on one conversations that can be a
life changer and showing vulnerabilities and having those deeply personal conversations,

(32:40):
because when it all boils down to it, we might
have different political beliefs, et cetera, et cetera, but we
have more commonalities than we have differences, and that's a.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Fact Dave, Jeff Scoop, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Thanks for having me, Thanks for you insight, Thank you, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Welcome to our country.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
Joins and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I know you're trying to inflame me by saying it, ladies,
actually husband us. What am I holding here? Brendan Jones?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Two chocks?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Two bars of chocolate?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
How good is this? Hey? Everyone, grab some chocolate because
we're going to do it.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
When you say, hey, everyone, what do you well?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Everyone?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Everyone was in the country.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Hello listeners, Hello listeners, some chocolate team diet. Excuse me?
I thought there've been a couple of times in group pants,
a couple of times in our twenty years together where
you have decided that we both needed to go on
a TIM diet.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
We stopped eating the baked potatoes and the weight fell off.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Do you think I need to lose one? You just
said we're on?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Or did I know you said we're on? You've wrecked everything?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Now you said it's time for TD.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I did not say it's time for TIM. Die you
can if you like big speed tire. Anyway, we've upset me.
Now what we're going to do? Grab some chocol while
this neverbody whoa Hey, I'm trying you chocolate at you
becase as soon it'll be darts, so be careful. We're
going to do an experiment. We're going to play some
music that science says will make the chocolate taste better.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
So grab some chocs.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
After this, after we've heard Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Is this the chock eating No, this.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Isn't the choc eating music though, Brendan chowdown.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
If you like, you're going to.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Do it next.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
GM. I like being part of experiment.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
This is a science experiment that involves us eating chocolate,
which I'm happy for. You know, this is a cadbre.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
As long as there's no electrodes, I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
No, that was the other experiment. We don't talk about
that anymore. I've talked myself into liking dark chocolate, and
now I love dart chocolate, and now I don't like
this really sweet stuff. But that's what we've got for
our experiment today. Any chocolate will do. So what's happening
here is the University of Bristol has created a song
that makes chocolate taste better when you listen to it.
So the sixty years of research has found that music's pitch, speed,

(34:58):
and key can trick the into thinking something. Particularly, it
can help sweet trees taste more decadent than they already do.
So this woman who name is doctor Natalie Hyacinth. She
discovered that the brain does a party trick called multisensory integration,
where sensors start to mingle. So her research found that silky,

(35:18):
lush tunes in a major key make chocolate taste creamier
and sweeter. So everyone, hey, everyone, grab your choks. Take
a bite. Now we'll listen. We'll have a taste before
we play the music, and then we'll taste it as
we listen to the music. And see, I there's any difference, Ryan,
if you had some chocolate, or don't make it sound

(35:39):
like it's a chore. It's not laxative chocolate. You don't
know the joy of being fed laxative chocolate as a child.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Chocolate a.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Bummelong. Just take a bite and.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Don't just guts it.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
People don't want to hear me no, but I want
you to think about how it tastes and how you
feel it, like joot, give yourself over to some sensory thoughts. Brendan,
all right, and now let's put. This is a song
that has been put together. It's called Sweetest Melody.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
If you're playing at home, eat your chocolate.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Well, the scientists have commissioned this track and it's supposed
to enhance the taste and flavor of chocolate. Start playing it, Ryan,
now attached the electrodes. It's nice all right? Now, Well
you're listening to that, Yepite the chocolate and feel how
you feel, and take note.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
It tastes the same.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I can't tell either about you, Ryan, I.

Speaker 10 (36:42):
Think it tastes better.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, it's a nice experience either way. We'll listen.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
How dismissive you are, No, I just tastes the same.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I think it tastes I think it's enhances the experience.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
If anything, though, Smooth have stolen that song.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Can with it? That turns up in a flake commercial.
That'll be trouble.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
We are up to round twenty seven. This is the
last round? Am I right in thinking that the Raiders
have been named minor premiers or that's established, But were
have the last round of the season so far. Me
throwing darts at the balloons has a name, has won
eleven times and people with the experts the expert tipping

(37:33):
twelve times. I know that maths doesn't it up to
twenty seven rounds, but some of the weeks we went here.
So anyway, it's neck and neck. Let's see what's going
to happen today. First game tonight, the Broncos and the Storm.
The experts have picked the storm. If you've just joined us,
we're live on Instagram. Please come and have a look
what goes on. Brendan's holding up a balloon of the Broncos,
a balloon of the storm. He's covered in his protective

(37:55):
bike gear. I'm going to throw a dart and see
who's going to win.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
So the expo shut.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Oh wow, that almost got you. That's bounced off a balloon.
You saw that any minute now, don't look at his
angry face. Okay, that got the don't make me angry.
That was was that the storm? I think that was
the storm. That was the Broncos. Manly versus Warriors. Manly

(38:23):
has been tipped to in this. Let's have a look
what's going to happen here. Oh okay, I've done it
for DCE. Manly's been tipped. They're Roosters and the Rabbits
Friday Night. I mean the universe speaks through me. Brendan,
you know how that goes? Oh if that one got

(38:44):
your face, that's what the universe. Okay, that is the Roosters,
Dragons and the Panthers. Panthers have been picked here. Okay,
let's just see what's going on. Oh, you can't just
push them to me? That was what was that one
that was a panther? Titans and the and the Tigers?

(39:05):
What's happened there?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
They both popped?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Well, Brenda, why didn't you just see which hand I
can get it in?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
What do I do here?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Okay? Well, okay, what's this one? Bulldogs and the that
I went for? The Titans?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
There?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I got you in the Titan, the Bulldogs and the Sharks.
Who's been picked here?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
The Bulldogs?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Okay, I'm not just I'm not I'm just pushing. You
can't just put one in front the Bulldogs. That was
a bulldog? Dolphins and the Raiders. Dolphins have been picked
for this? Really?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
The Dolphins?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Is that right? Interesting? Okay? Move around? They went straight
to you. Oh crikey, watch out your cinder. Our producers
trying to gather more. Oh what was that one that
was a green? One? That was raided and the eels
and the nights eels have been picked for this one.

(40:05):
Eels in the nights. Let's just see what happens here
all right now? Thank you, put foot. You don't tell
me how to throw a dart.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
That one went right into your head. I'll look Okay,
there we go, Brennan, that was an eel. So those
are my tips. If you're a bit fussed through them quite.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Hard, you just get worse. You're not getting better, You're
getting worse.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
It's not true. If you've been watching this, you know
that that is not true. When you can you can
see that the darts sometimes bounce off the balloons. Anyway,
my tips will be up on our socials today. Feel
free to tip along.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
Lacious instance.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
And Amanda's scream.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
It just goes to show ten questions sixty seconds on
the clock. You can pass if you don't know an
answer will come to that question of time permits.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
You get all the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question that I'm looking at now, but it is
double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
John is in Therellan, Hello, John, Hello, am.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Happy Thursday, and to you two, you sound rich.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Friday Junior, Friday Junior, Well, excuse to have a little
cheeky beer this afternoon if you'd like.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Even more so, if you win the two thousand dollars,
that'd be nice.

Speaker 16 (41:24):
Couple.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Let's start.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Let's start by trying to get you through the first
ten questions. Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say passed. We might have time to come back. Okay, John, Okay,
John fingers crossed. Here we go. Question number one, what
do kids do in a playground? Question two? Finish this.
There's no place like.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Oh, there's no beers.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Like show, no business like show. But this one is
there no place like home?

Speaker 7 (41:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
John, oh job, it's Friday Junior. Jump to the garden beers.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Oh I'm sorry, John, Ah, thank you for playing.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Sax Shit podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
You may have seen on the news last night and
investigation is now underway. A toddler went missing for several
hours from a childcare center. It was a nightmare scenario.
So the toddler's mum goes to pick him up at
the childcare center. He's not there, and they were where
is he? And they go through the CCTV footage and
they see that that child had been picked up several

(42:27):
hours before by a grandpa who'd been given the wrong child.
Not his fault, he'd been given the wrong child, and
as the grandparents have said, they got him into the
car seat, he was sleepy. He wasn't, so they didn't
you know that, He just let him sleep. He went home,
they took care of him, and finally they worked out
what had happened.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
But terrifying, Yeah, well, how the hell did that happen?
News lady, Well.

Speaker 14 (42:52):
It started at the First Steps Learning Academy in Bangor,
when an elderly man turned up to pick up his
grand child but left with someone else's. The mistake was
only realized once the man had got the wrong child home.
By that time, the child's mother had arrived at the
center and realized her child was missing. Now, the childcare

(43:15):
center involved says this is an isolated incident that has
never happened before. They say they've made immediate and significant
changes around the drop off and pick up protocols, including
that there will now be a two step verification check,
additional staff, and the rollout of photo ID cards and

(43:36):
authorized collection cards. The educator involved in this incident has
been stood down.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Well, Grandpa much more annoying.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
You can't get Auntie Julie to go and pick up
your kid.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Because of blah blah blah blah blah grand pathing. And
you know it's not.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
The grandpa's fault. He was handed the wrong baby. The
baby a toddler, but toddle was asleep, snuggled into his shoulder.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, you know, well, brother, I'd like to think that,
you know, would.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
You in a police lineup, would you recognize your grandson?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Of course he's the cutest little thing in the world.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
I would, although I could see him so I could
see from my generation Grandpa's doing that.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yes, they were more or less.

Speaker 9 (44:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
And then the kids for many people, if they're not
your own, even if you think grand and all that,
if someone handed it over to here, you go go. Okay,
that game job down a dumber job.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Now because Grandpa is great and the sort of people
that give you shotguns to fire driving that My grandfather,
the late Fred Jones, was great.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
He used to take you to an Abbertuire and ferreting.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
He takes ferreting abbertiring. He let us drive his car.
He's sitting there, and I remember one day we go you.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I'd be about ten or eleven. Hey, Granddad, can I
drive your car? Yes, sure mate, No worries. I'm driving
around on a mud flat somewhere with all the other
kids in the back peering over the dash.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, and CBD. Melbourne was different in those days.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Just be careful and it only make me come back
when he wanted to get he smokes off the dashboard.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Fair enough, I don't smokes.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
But also, you know, Grandpa's you right. They do silly things,
don't they Not silly things?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
They do things of their time.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, well, let's put this to the tribal drum. What
do you want to call it?

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Oh, Grandpa, I haven't done this in twentyres Oh grandpa?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Is that the grandpa from willy Wonka? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, after he's been in a bed for.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Twenty I've done this, got bedsort with another couple.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
So on, so on.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
But tell us about the story of the grandpa.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
A grandpa has set off a major panic at a
Southern Sydney daycare center when he's taken home the wrong charm.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Take it home like he's going to pick up a jumper.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
He's taking down the wrong child. The tribal drums beating
for Oh, grandpa, haven't done this in twenty oh grandpa?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yeah, So he takes him to a lunatic's chocolate factory.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
The grandfather didn't in that show, in that movie, in
that movie, not in the story that I knew.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Will yeah, let.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Your tease fall out of your own and to all
that to Sharon, Hello, Hi, hello, are you What did
grandpa do?

Speaker 9 (46:18):
On a school excursion to the zoo in Sydney? We
needed a mail my dad coming along. He just retired.
And when we went back to the railway station catch chain.
The lady teacher myself took the girls to the toilet
and when we came out, the boys were all lined
up on this seat. Couldn't find my dad. He was

(46:38):
at the back of those. He's had a public at Central.
He was at the store of Central, holding up his
schooner saying cheers. This teacher was very very strict. I
mean the kids went later on anything purple in the clas.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Thanks for your help, dad, Oh, thank you, Sharon.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Hello, Rob Jones, the Amanda, good morning, are well? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Roch About the granddad? Was it your granddad?

Speaker 17 (47:08):
Circa nineteen seventy nine. I'm aged ten, my little brother
aged seven. My grandfather scrounger extraordinary. If there was something
going for free, he was the first in line to
be there. He had the innate skill of knowing which
wild mushrooms in the bush you could eat with it,
not the ones that he killed killed your Yeah, So
he calls my dad and myself and my brother off.

(47:28):
We're from Wollongong, off to the Berlangelo State Forests to
get mushrooms.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Now we all know that Blamola State Forest became famous
later on.

Speaker 7 (47:37):
For you know who.

Speaker 17 (47:39):
So we're off in the EH station wagon.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
We sit there, my little.

Speaker 17 (47:42):
Brother, we sat in the car while there, off getting
the god blessed mushrooms. One hour passes, two hour passes,
three hours pass.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
We're starting to freak out.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
We're in the middle of this forest. Where the hell
are they? We start crying. We sat that pip in
the horn of the station.

Speaker 17 (47:56):
Three and a half hours later, they come back bucket
full of these god forsaken mushrooms, and less to say,
we had a mushroom party after that. But they were
for free, and.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
That was the main thing with Grandpa.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
If it was for free, but at the meantime left
two kids in the carry around for three and a
half hours.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
In the Bingo state Far Yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Was before Ivan gave it a bad name. Though Blanco
is not all bad, not all walks through it.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (48:24):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Eating Tongue was another Christmas party all over again.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Quite so you tip your John this year?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Hello there, Grandpa has set off a major panic in
a Southern Sydney daycare cetter when he's taken home the
wrong child.

Speaker 14 (48:43):
The mistake was only realized once the man had got
the wrong child home. By that time, the child's mother
had arrived at the center and realized her child was missing.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
That could happen to anyone.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
The tribal dramas beating for Grandpa Grandpa.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I just had a flashback and made of mine his grandfather.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
He was a smoker at the end of his cigarette
and they'd be a little bit list and he'd give
it to my mate.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
How old was he but four starting young? He worked
for Benson and Hedges.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
You can be just like Grandpa. Hello, Brad, tell us
about Grandpa.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
I've got a couple of My grandpa was a bit
kookie anyway, my parents left me and my cousin with him.
We're about five or six, I believe, and we started
to prank him. We turned the TV off and on.
We'll flicking the lights on and off. He'd go and
get a beer. We turned the TV up real loud,
and he started worrying.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
He looking for us.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
We were hiding behind the lounge and we just turning
the power on and off and turn the lights on
and off. So he just got up and left. He
left us there. He went to the club and went
for a drink. My parents come.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Apparently we were there on our.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Own, so they said, I'm not mucking a mute little
smart ass, I'm going see.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Oh he just thought he thought the house was horned,
so he just took off.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I think. So he's using that his excuses.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
He's a rat bag.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Signe thanks.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
And then another time he come and watched me play football,
but I hadn't played it that overal and he apparently
he went into the dressing room and spoke to me
and spoke to the coach and everything, and I wasn't
even there.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
He's got the wrong one. Got you boys to chat
with you when you weren't even there.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
That's brilliant. Thank you, rad COTTI has joined Hello can
you tell us about Grandpa?

Speaker 7 (50:31):
Yes, well, when my kids were in primary school, my
dad used to pick them up one day a week.
School finished at ten past three. So this one particular day,
I get a phone call at three thirty from the
school saying that my kids haven't been picked up yet.
So I'm worried, thinking, oh my god, what happened.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
To my dad.

Speaker 7 (50:48):
He might be in an accident, something's gone on. So
I've asked him, look, can you just walk outside and
how to look if you can see his car, see
what's going on. So I'm getting ready to leave work
to race down there.

Speaker 9 (51:00):
Five minutes later, I get a phone call.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
Say, oh, no, it's okay, your dad's here. He had
a flat tire. But that night when we got home,
it turned out he didn't have a flat tire. He'd
actually fallen asleep in the car and missed going to
pick them up.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Oh you know, I'm having a flashback, Remember that time
I asked my dad to pick up No, Dad and
I went to pick up the kids from the school.
From primary school, and I said, and I parked somewhat
illegally in the in the driveway at the school, and
I said to Dad, I'll only be a second stay
here and look a bit dishev look a bit you know,

(51:33):
I want to live your life to arrange stay here.
So in the meantime someone had come up to the
car and Dad got anxious that he was going to
get in trouble, so he grabbed my handbag and hid
behind a tree. So there is an elderly man with
a woman's handbag crouched by the tree outsidide of school,
thinking that was a better option than sitting in the car.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
That's why we had an ambroleert.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Thank you though they were all feeling a little triggered.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Thank you for all your calls. Podcast and what are
you watch it on TV?

Speaker 3 (52:05):
At the moment, we haven't talked about what's going on
in the TV world right.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
I've been watching a bb no what is it on
BBC Netflix? A Netflix English series called Hostage where a
woman is and it's freakish Brendan because a woman's Prime minister,
but of England, so it's okay, we don't have it anything.
They have it in other places but anyway, it's gripping.
I've watched one episode and it's hostage.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Hostage because I watched Thursday Murder Club.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yes, I'm going to watch that this weekend. I want,
why don't you watching Clarkson's Farm?

Speaker 1 (52:37):
I watch Clarkson's Farm series three because you keep saying
why don't you watch it?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
And then I get I deliberately didn't watch Breaking Bad
because too many people said you should watch.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
I hardly wanted to start watching, and I said, we'll
have to catch up.

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Five years and Breaking Bad. I watched the first episode.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
But then when people say, you know, when people say
you should as soon as someone says you should do
something astley.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Game, Now you're about to tell me that I should.

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Watch not at all? Because what's Thursday Matter Club? As
I said, and there's nothing else out there that I
could WhatsApp gone back into old habits. I was watching
Our Back Truckers, or our back Wings as I like
to call it.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
With the start of the dirt road comes days of
punishing corrugations.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
It's torture for the trucks and the truckers.

Speaker 10 (53:22):
It's a bit rough.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Helen like watching this. She does it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
There's one character there, Steve Graham, who just constantly has
bad luck.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Well they're not going to film what a brilliant but
the data sandwich and sang all day.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Those producers though, what they do is they come on, mate,
sell the jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
He's not gonna make it in them.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Because in the middle of Australia, but he might drive
off a cliff.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
So you got to have the jeopardy. That's what happens
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Speaker 3 (54:17):
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with himself at the finished product, but no one gets
past about four stages of it, and the.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Before we go bankrupt and the.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
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Speaker 18 (54:33):
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Speaker 2 (55:04):
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Speaker 14 (57:43):
Mistake was only realized once the man had got the
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Now if you want to go pick your kid up.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
At the point verification, a tribal drum was beating for
old grandpa. Grandpa right from Gladesville told us about how
his grandpa went to the wrong footy game.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
He come and watch me play football, but I hadn't
played it that over and he apparently he went into
the dressing room and spoke to me and spoke to
the coach and everything, and I wasn't even there.

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The wrong one. Love it. He's given him the big
pep talk. Okau los listen to me and listen good.
And he yelled at him and slapped him about the face.
Wasn't even there and he wasn't even there Friday yet.
That's enough.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Friday tomorrow the flashback McLean brothers joining us tomorrow as well.

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Who are they?

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