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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what an action packed last show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's jim I rise last day with us, and we thought,
why don't we put him to work three plays of
the year. That's how chocolate block we are with content.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Five for your flashback. When it takes it all, loser standings,
we did.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Not say when it takes it all? I did putting
in for office presents. We put that to the pub test.
We give away twenty thousand dollars to our favorite goollie
of the year.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
What about that?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
And Brendan Jones. I got a text from a friend
last night saying Jones's on a current affair. I go,
oh no.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's okay.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
See don I haven't moved into the could a sack
of creeps?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Not again? We'll play for you what happened?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Everybody, a miracle of recording. We had so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Mistress Amanda's MS killer Amanda and the work.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Alone friend making the tools of the trade.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. I've
been doing a legendary poet Jersey, Amanda the actress, congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Right now, and Amanda, you're doing a great job. It
could anyone Selkie Giant.

Speaker 7 (01:23):
Good Radio.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Sorry but it's a twist set.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
And Amanda Shoot time. We're on the air of the
Morning Amanda.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Hello, how are you right? Yay, rye yay. This is
our last show for the year. It is back next year.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, well some of us do you mean? Well, jim
My Railway be back next year last year. Clock of
his career is ticking away.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Hopefully I'll be a famous influencer by then.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
What do you think in what field?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Kind of thing like only fans?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
What would you do on only fans?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Ryan?

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Could you like panel videos like reviews of different faders?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Sorry for those at home, am the radio panel, Well,
you would be the first actual podcast to influence that
actually knows what the panel is.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
So close ups of your hands on the panel.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yes, with some central music.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh yeah, I guess I will say this.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
When I used to press the buttons, I used to
have my move the trap door, and you have stolen
my move the trap door. I was famous for the
trap door. My hands is so quick book. You didn't
see what happened the trap door of the hand.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It was just to shut people down, Yeah, callers down.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
What would happen.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well, you're just anyone like you know, say me on
the show, I'd be doing the show.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
So I was doing the Johnny and the Gang.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
And the Gang show. The talent over the other side.
You'd have to shut them up. You wind them up.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
This is Michaev. Thank you, Thank you that fact.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Maybe as you go back to the panel in the future,
maybe I should.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
The problem is, though, when I do that, what happens
is I turn into DJ Man.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
You are DJ Man, meaning you ignore me and talk
over me the whole time. Anyway, So what's the difference, Ryan,
were going to talk more about this throughout the show,
But you'll be much missed. You're you're despite the kind
of thing. The real you is funny and charming and smart,
and you've been a wonderful addition to our show.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
That's very nice. Now we'll join my only fan.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I will I'll be your only fan, but fully closed.
I will be anyway when I'm watching.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Let's move away from that. Everyone is a winner today,
everyone's a winner. We started the week giving off Christmas hand,
giving off, giving off Christmas hand vibes, giving away Christmas hands. Today,
birds and Booze. Every single person who gets to get
it's on it. We've got you over eighteen, we'll get
a Christmas turkey and a bottle of Shamps.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Birds and Booze.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Having said that, we do need to urge you to
drink responsibly this holiday season. We have to say that.
To response and to give ay alcohol, we have to
say that.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Is that a new thing?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Birds and Boos?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
How fab I love it? It sounds like my weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Also five your flashback makes us return Instagram.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
It is so easy today. I know we've said this before,
but Ryan, how easy is?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
It's so easy? Even Jansy will get her.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
So it's so easy. I know I'm giving you a
bit of levity here. You've been cheeky on the last day.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
It is so easy today, it's a given that someone
will win the two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Also, the week that was with a year in review?
Have you been working on that whole years?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Six months to work on I'm capsule of this show
and the journey I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Also, you'll get to that.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Also coming out five thousand dollars quitt as holiday to
be given away, which is pretty good if you wretch
to the code word last night and Channel seven News.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
And Someone's going to win twenty thousand dollars is our
favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, let's get cracking.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Question number one of the mag seven or Christmas theme today.
Tim Allen has starred in a trilogy of Christmas films
portraying which person GM nation.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
We've got the magnifize seven seven questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Everyone's a winner today. Everyone who makes it to where
it gets birds and booms, which is turkey and champagne.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Sam is impressed.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hello, Sam, Hi, Aman Jamie, very well, thank you. Question
one for you. Tim Allen has started in a trilogy
of Christmas films portraying which person that would.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Clause in the song twelve Days of Christmas? Sam, what
are the ten Lords doing sleeping?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
You were quick with that. I would have had to
start at the beginning and make my way through.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's quite the gift that you get the ten lords
of leaping? What do you do with them after for
the rest of the year?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Because I would have lorded, they lorded over everyone.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Ten Lords are leaping is a gift for life.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's not just for Christmas. Let's play monster man.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
Let's kick off this monster.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Mat Okay, Sam, which two songs have been mashed together?
Here Leaping Tina's cap and.

Speaker 9 (06:29):
By the Lords of Granity a recent time.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I'm gosiness helped. Do you know what the songs are?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
So if Elton John Rocket.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
There, No, no, I'm sorry about that. Sam.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
We'll leave you there, We'll leave you there.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
That neither of those songs was that?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Evan and King's Crab Birds and Booze Come on your way, bro,
Thanks very much.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Do you want to hear the monster mash again?

Speaker 10 (07:05):
That would be great and good morning to you vote
as well, and I hope you have a very happy Christmas,
Immigrate New Year.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
And well to Evan. Thank you very much.

Speaker 10 (07:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Now, have a listen to this.

Speaker 9 (07:15):
Sarvantina's like a tag it by and the Laws of Grallaties.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yesterday starts good and then get stuck.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
I'm going.

Speaker 11 (07:31):
Wow, okay, I got the queen.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Uh oh BlimE me.

Speaker 10 (07:38):
I can't even think of the name of it is.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Ryan.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Thanks mate, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
You'll kick yourself because you do know the song. But
what is the other one.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Time to listen to you hem and hall all morning.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
One of the songs is Queen, when it's the title
of that? And what's the other one?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Podcast the meg.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Was will be at question number three, which is monster mash.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Let's kick off this.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
We know one of the songs is Queen, but we
need to know the title of the song, and what's
the other song.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Stephanie is in Cambridge Park.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Hello, Stephanie, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 12 (08:17):
How are you very well?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Already you're a winner? Boots boots, boots and boots are
coming your way, Choky schampers. Well done. You have a
listen to this.

Speaker 10 (08:33):
Like a tag.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
It is a larger granity. I'm a racing time. I'm
oh dear ideas.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Stop it, Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Please.

Speaker 10 (08:53):
So I can hear Mariah carry all on for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yes, that's one. And what's the Queen song?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Ah?

Speaker 13 (09:05):
I knew it was Queen.

Speaker 10 (09:06):
I just thought I had to guess the other song.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
No, we need the name of the Queen song?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh, thankfully, And it gets through and it gets birds and.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Booths, well done. Do you know the Queen song?

Speaker 7 (09:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I don't, Sorry, market's your buzzy part Margaret's getting birds
and boos, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
We know one of the songs is All I Want
for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey. What's the queen
song that was meshed with it? Don't stop me now
that's it?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Or is that just your life affirming statement? Margaret? It
seems to have one these days.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Which country is credited with starting the Christmas tree viision?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Is it a England, E Chermany or c. France?

Speaker 14 (09:55):
I think it's Germany?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Is Germany? Sixteenth century? Five?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's what we need?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Will do you want more information? The sixteenth century they
said that Christians brought decorated trees into their homes. So
you know, there's not that much more information. What dessert
commonly served at Christmas is made from whipped egg whites
and sugar. And if we put fruity bits on top.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Path when they leave it outside in the sun.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
You don't like the congeal?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Who wrote the classic story A Christmas Carol?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Margaret Charles Stickham, Yes it was Margaret. This brings you
to question number seven. Which iconic breakfast radio duo will
be on their summer break from nine am today? So
Sad and Ryan, we're going to miss you so much.

(10:47):
You too, Amanda, thank you. It makes it sound like
we're off gallivanting. We're not galivanting. I'm hoping i'll get
some galivants in. But Ryan, yes, it is your last one.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
I'll miss you too, Margaret. Thanks being past. They love people.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I don't think Margaret said that she was in the
GM y R Army.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
I'm putting in the gym.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
She's a pacifist.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Imagine the GM y RI Army coming across the hill.
I wouldn't be a bothering fixing anything. Congratulations to you, Margaret,
You've won the jam back. It's all coming away. A
double past the see Tina Arena or Richard Marx seeing
them at the Sydney Opera House December nine A swim
Shady Beach Umbrella Lodging December sixth. This is so greatest
Summer's new solo Ultra Compact and stylish beach Shady Swimshady

(11:33):
dot com dot a, you and Jones and demand character.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
She was with the coloring and some stael the pencils. Margaret,
thank you, thank.

Speaker 14 (11:40):
You very much.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Merry Christmas and you Margaret, thank you. Jonesy and Amanda
podcast and we are up and running.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Jemi rise last day around the traps. He's been working
fewy sleep on the highlights of the year.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
So there's been a problem. What's happened with the jibber Jabba. Well,
there's too much stuff to fit into one. So I've
done three.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Well there's the whole show chockers.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah, okay, there's three of them.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Three.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Yeah, you've already done three.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
I haven't finished them, but my mind, I'm like putting
it together in your mind's.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Palace, beautiful mind. So out of the three, how many
of you done currently?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
None?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
You've got to Well, look, let's get on with the
Jerlmanac and we'll get back to that. All right, I'm
going to fix through the Jerlmanak and Monica, our producer
has come up with another beautiful palm.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Monica.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
We got a song for Monica will Bang from many
years ago.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Here she goes. You're ready. We're finishing off the year
with a bang with dulcet tones. This artist sang it's
highest rates Christmas song on the Billboard Hottest one hundred.
This tinsel Diva will leave you be Wondered Spotify most
played in twenty four hours. Her Christmas Christmas days, her
jam sweet never sours, she belts, and she whistles like

(13:10):
a Christmas songbird every year, making her sleigh trip this
jingle you've heard. There's simply nothing left to do. Let's
go to Mariah Carey. All I Want for Christmas?

Speaker 15 (13:20):
Is you?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Bravo?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Monica, well done?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Where's the swears that you normally speak with?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
What's happened to?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Jem w USFM. Hello there, it's Jersey Amanda Mariah Carey.
All I Want for Christmas? Is you?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Are?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
It is great?

Speaker 3 (13:35):
A story about her when she was engaged to James Packer.
Remember that, and there was no consummation. You said that,
that was that was well known.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
That was said like at the beginning, all the way through, pretty.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Much all the way through. I really felt for James
during that.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
You know, well, maybe it was his choice, maybe it
was How do you know it was her choice? I
don't know, so you don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
But you would have sealed the deal, wouldn't you?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
You would have All I Want for is not you?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
You know Jen y Ry has been working harder than
Mariah Carey this time of year, and he's come up
with this. Jen White Rice, Jimmy jab.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Well, you're certainly getting your pound of flesh out of me.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
There's been a bunch of bingeworthy shows this year that
made chat around the old water cooler interesting.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Boat story is about these two strangers to find a
boat loaded with drugs and they're falling on hard times.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I think we could move this on and sell it.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
And end up no one would know.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
No one would know.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I don't think it'd be so hard to be an
organized crime.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
The nature of these things is you'd have to think, well,
who do I contact in this drug world? I'll go
through my rollerdex. What do you I'd like to speak
to the Kingpin Police? Oh no, I won't use my name.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Can I speak to the king first name King, last name?

Speaker 15 (14:55):
Pin?

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Rocker Debbie Harry was in the country for the Pandomo Festival,
sharing the stage with some big time rock luminrees.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
We assume that everyone knows each other, But do you
know Alice Cooper? Do you know Deep Purple? Do you
will you be hanging around backstage? They old mates? Or
is this all new for you too?

Speaker 16 (15:13):
Of course I've met different people over the years. I
used to have the same manager as Alice, he let
me touch his snake?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
The manager or Alice?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Did the snake have its own roadie?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I think there was a wrangler.

Speaker 16 (15:36):
I hope you can swing by the shows sometime and
we'll pet the snake together.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
It's a date you had me at Penna.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
A lot of people at the top end of society
were sweating it out at the start of the year.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Jeffrey Epstein, are there any questions?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
And just keeps going? That's right.

Speaker 13 (15:54):
So the names of powerful people potentially linked to the
late sex offendergy Free Epstein have been revealed in previously
sealed court documents, and the big names that have come
out are new allegations against people like Prince Andrew, Donald Trump,
Bill Clinton, and Richard Branson.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Wow, a lot of famous people sweating. Well, not Andrew,
he won't be sweating.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Then Amanda made Darryl Braithwaite sweated out with her line
of questioning.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
I know that sometimes when you're touring, rather than staying
at a big punsy hotel, you can.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, yeah, no, I like camping.

Speaker 17 (16:31):
And I've had people in big caravans go, can't you
afford it?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
A caravan came with jail bright.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Of course I would. He's got a two man tent,
only a one person tense necessarily when I'm with you, Darryl.
But you know, as long as we are amenities.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
It could be used to a weir outside the tenth though,
don't you. And in a full moon everyone can see
Saryl full me. Jesus, he's got a good stream.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Jesus seventy five has got a good stream.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
I'm sure old mate Chris Christofferson, who passed away this year,
would have been stoked. And how you guys broke the
news of his demise.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I've just heard some sad news. Chris Christofferson has passed
away at the age of eighty eight. Well, I remember,
when I was younger used to watch him and I
realized now was his wife, Riada Coolidge, And they'd sort
of share one microphone and the bee, all looking at
each other's eyes, and I thought, I felt like, get
a room.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
He had a relationship with Janet Choplin.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Well, they had that song together they had.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
He wrote me and Bobby McGee Jackson Choplins.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
There's a book that Janie Choplin's girlfriend wrote, and it
was called Going Down with Janics, and she details a
very sexy minas chatoire between Chris Christofts and Janeisland and
her Wow.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
Do you remember reads a part of it?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
And this is I don't know where reader was You
might get he was a reader.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Reader obviously with this news has just broken for us.
But so more accolades will be put together with a
little bit more for ness than this.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I think that's enough.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Really, Chris will be looking down and going good word
of course.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Now plas simple minds.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
This one's for Chris.

Speaker 18 (18:06):
Oh that's not nice.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Then there was the time you were tasked to look
after a listener's bird while they went away on holidays.
We even't got some bird mining tips from the PM.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Do you know anything about Lora Keets where we've had
a listener Craig who's gone away to Broken Hill to
see his mum for a week, and someone in the.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Studio, not me, has said that.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
They will look after a nineteen year old LORI keep
I had a gala called Andy was a kid.

Speaker 12 (18:33):
We always had canaries as well.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
That didn't last so long.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
To say so, I'm probably nervous people bring in the
studio now.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Sitting right next to me as we speak my dream
was to have a nineteen year old bird sitting across
from me, but.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Not an old lora.

Speaker 19 (18:51):
Anyway, I'm not going to risk responding to that comment.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Should thank you Prime Minister.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
Amanda took it upon herself to give the bird a.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Bath, whether they liked it or not.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Come one, Blaze. Okay, I'm gonna have to grab Blaze.
I'm going to put one of these grapes in her
food in the bath.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Okay, you're right.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
No, she's running around the cage. Let me grab it.

Speaker 14 (19:13):
Don't make me get aggressive blades crazy. Did you like this?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Okay, let's Amanda. You don't need to put the bird.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I wanted to have a bath.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Oh, you're overloading me with work on my last day.
I have to come back and do two more of these.
This has been jenwy Ray's suber Jabba.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Good on your brom Nations. Oh look, there's someone at
the door.

Speaker 11 (19:43):
Woo, don't sir Donna comment an old meat.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Hello, it's Santa.

Speaker 11 (19:50):
I just thought I popped by and spread some Christmas chew?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
How lovely? What have you got?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
If by cheer do you mean gifts? Yes?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Gifts?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Gifts? Gift? Well, yes, I've got gifts.

Speaker 11 (20:02):
Firstly for young Ryan.

Speaker 20 (20:04):
Here, Ryan, let me reach in my sack prison A
new PlayStation, a shiny new e bike, some noise canceling headphones.

Speaker 11 (20:20):
An Apple Watch. Really a Mandalorian eighteen in.

Speaker 6 (20:26):
Set's going to use that I might entertain people.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well that's a lot for Ryan. What do you got
for us?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I haven't forgotten you to A lump of coal for
you both, a lump of coal.

Speaker 11 (20:41):
Don't complain. China would cure for that.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
It's going to take years to turn into a diamond.

Speaker 11 (20:46):
Well, I suggest you should be applying some pressure then. Anyway,
must away, giddy up, lads, Oh take this piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
My sound is not like he used to be. Easy
and all of good night.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
It's been a great year. Rights Management. We'd like to
thank you for your service and wish.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
You best of luck in the future.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
In the future, we're coming back next year.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Today's five for your flashback. A song you feel deserves
a second chance. It should have been a contender.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Okay, we're doing that again. Okay, Okay, Well I laugh.
I've only got about two songs that didn't.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Win this year, so attractive when you do that.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Won't take me long to pick one.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
In the meantime, Instagram is here. Guaranteed. I guarantee that
you will win today. It's so easy.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Give it a crack, jam Na.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Said, right now, free instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Ho Ho Ho.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to
that question if time permits. You get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Chances are that's going to happen today, and then for
get all those questions right. We challenge you a bonus
question two thousand dollars, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, We've tested this on the dumbest people in the
history of the world.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Bryan got some of them right.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Ryan wrote them, and then we tested our bunch of
influencer podcasters, former Maretive First Sight contestants, and they got it.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
So Brendan of South Penrith, no pressure, It's time.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I love Brendan. There you go very well, and Brendan,
just for calling today. Every person who makes it to
where it gets birds and.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Boods and booze for Brendan.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
You'll get Christmas t and a bottle of champagne. If
you're over eighteen and please treat responsibly this holiday season.
We have to say that if we're giving away alcohol, now,
let's get down to it. Brendan, I'm putting on my
deep serious voice. Let's see if can give you some money.
Are you ready to start?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Don't be nervous, Brendan.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass
or probably have time to come back because Brendan, here
we go. Question one? What orange vegetable is often used
for a snowman's nose parrot? Question two? Who comes down
the chimney on Christmas Eve? Question three? What color is
the Grinch?

Speaker 12 (23:15):
Three?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Question four?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
True or false?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Christmas is the twenty fifth of December? Question five? Naughty
kids are often told they'll get a lump of what
for Christmas?

Speaker 12 (23:25):
Cole?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Question six? Traditionally what color are candy canes?

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Red?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
And white?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Question seven? What creatures work in Santa's workshop?

Speaker 11 (23:34):
Eld?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Question eight? Who is Santa married to? Question nine? What
animals pull Santa's sligh binder? Question ten traditionally, what do
you put at the top of a Christmas tree?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Both of those we would have accepted either of those
as predicted dollars for you.

Speaker 10 (24:05):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Now, Brendan, that doesn't end there.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Don't go away, Brendan, Where are you going? Hang? I'm
going nowhere.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
You are going nowhere, Brendan. Sure, you've got birds and booze,
and you've got a thousand dollars. You can leave with
our blessing and Christmas wishes or jones. You can go
to the linen press, get out the tensely tempting pants
and challenge you.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I don't need much suggestion because they are suggestive pants.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
We have a bonus question here. Get it right.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
I'm marrying my missile to belt buckle.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
You've got a.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Backwards Really, there's a management time again.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
You have.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
One bonus question here. You get you'll get two thousand
dollars if you answer it correctly. If you don't, you
walk away with nothing but the booze and the and the.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
And the bird, the memories.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
What do you think, Brendan, what do you want to do?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You'll get this all day. That's a lot.

Speaker 10 (24:58):
I've got a lot of money this time.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
It certainly is two thousand. But bearing in mind if
you get it wrong, Brendan, that's right, you get nothing
but the aforementioned birds and booze.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
Look, I can't, I can't risk the thousand this time.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
You haven't to take it all, right, Brendan, we go
with our blessing and congratulations, just to torture. We're going
to ask you the question with no strings attached. You're
not going to get anything extreme, but he's the question
you would have got this. You ready, what three items
did the three wise men give to Jesus Davis birth?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Still you got a first smack in the face.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
That is so very true, Brendan. Merry Christmas, and I
hope you have a great holiday season and congratulations. Thanks,
Thank you, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
It'll be back again next year. Instagram podcast.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
For your flashback.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Two songs end to one song leaves. It's been a
great year. Rights Management. We would like to thank you
for your service and wish you best of luck.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
In the future.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That sounds open ended.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Today we flaceback a song. Maybe they've just left that off.
They're busy at this time of the year.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Today's five for your faceback a song you feel deserves
a second chance, should have been a contender round.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Do you want to go first?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
One of us has to be kind of a Mexican standoff.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Is like a spaghetti What a Mexican standoff is? I think?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
So it's where were we both wait, wait and wait
and wait for the other to start?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Right?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Well, I'll go first, now you go, what's decide.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I was upset when this song didn't win a few
months ago in March of this year. I'm just, I'm just.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm just two guys in sombreros facing each other all day.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
So I was upset when this didn't win in March,
and I really would like to see it when.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
It's a bit of an old school song.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
It was on their second album, Sloppy Seconds, what was
their first album. In the cover of The Rolling Stone,
well with big singers, we got goal and.

Speaker 11 (27:26):
Stone picture on the cover.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
To celebrate when you were in Mexico. Smile.

Speaker 21 (27:36):
On the cover of the Rolling Stone, I said lost
in March, I've gone with a song.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I think I must have put this song up because
it was released the year that Fred and Mary.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Met the sleep in slip In.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, I think we're asked to pick a song from
that very year, and this song should have won. This
is the best on Shout Bon Jones Journey Down That
Shot after.

Speaker 21 (28:08):
Such a good song, do you know it to look
at the face ship poem?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
You are having a stroke.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm still I'm still thinking of the Mexican stand ups.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
What song would you like to hear for our final flashback?
Give us a call thirteen ws FM or go to
our Instagram story at Jones and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
WSFM. Hello there, it's Jones and Amanda. Five for your flashback.
The should have been a contender Round of five for
your flashbacks. Songs we believe or you believe deserve a
second chance.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I've gone. I've gone with this fabulous song that should
have won earlier in the year. Tom Jones Burning down
the House can bring my house on any time. I
don't say that's why house were the first grab instead
of that one.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
I want to.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Shout, what have you got?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I'm just happy with the cover of the Rolling Stone
to pick the.

Speaker 21 (29:19):
Covers on the cover of the Rollstone.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Let's see what you want to hear today. Amy's in
Gregory Hills. Hello Amy, Good morning guys. How are you Amiell?
You are getting birds and booze top champagne and now
are you rewarding me with a vote? Who's getting your vote?

Speaker 12 (29:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
You're totally getting my voter, Aman, But who does not
love Tom James and who doesn't want to burn down
the house sometimes?

Speaker 6 (29:50):
And this.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Good on you.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Amy.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
You have to put some sort of disclaiming don't burn
your house down and also.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Drink responsibly with the champagne're giving.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
You so woke these days you can't drink.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
You can't away alcohol without saying it. Rone rocks and
in men I fight for your flashback, Roxanne, Christmas to
voting you, thank you when you're getting birds and booze.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
Oh wow, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Who are you voting for? Definitely got to be.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I'd shower.

Speaker 8 (30:23):
I'd love to say Jonesy go out with a wing at.

Speaker 15 (30:27):
The end of the year.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Thank you a tune up for the books, wouldn't it?
You know that's sometimes that's a charming that's not.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
A thank you. Roxanne Irish is in Winston.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Hill, Irish. You're getting birds and booze, Amanda to you
all the way burning down those coming home take it
home unreal. I love it all right. Well, we're going
to take more of your calls thirteen WSFM, or you
can vote on our Instagram at Jonesy and Amanda Jonesy
and Amanda.

Speaker 8 (30:55):
Podcast Fight for Your Flashback.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Two songs enter, one song leaves management right this morning.
It's been a great year. We'd like to thank you
for your service and wish you the best of li Like.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
In the future, we are coming back.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Today's five for your Flashback, a song
you feel deserves a second chance.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
We'd like to call this the should have been a
contender round.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Well, I don't know why this song didn't win through
the year, so I give it to you again. I'll
give it to Tom Jones again, burning down the House, shout.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Ahouse, gott to.

Speaker 15 (31:48):
Right.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
So what if you got that? I've got Dtor Hook
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Now very an Amanda, brace the pages of next the
Hottest one hundred.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's my dream.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Got slightly more facial hair than Dr Hook. Melissa's in Penrith,
Hey Melissa, before we go any further. Everyone's a winner today,
Birds and Booze fantastic.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 10 (32:16):
That's a very Christmas to you and to you too.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
What would you like to hear today? Definitely, Doctor Hook,
You've got my vote.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
You've got my vote, Jonesy, Doctor Hook.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
It is saying a slice doesn't change it. You only
get one vote.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
In North Sydney.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Hello Joe, Birds and Booze coming your way, Turkey and Champagne.

Speaker 10 (32:35):
Oh I'm so excited. Thank you very much.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
My vote this morning has got to be for Amanda.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I love Tom Jones.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Excellent, so toilet's join the Tom Jones army Let's do
right has joined us. Scott, Birds and Booze for you.

Speaker 17 (32:48):
Thank you very much, and Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Merry Christmas. What do you want to hear today?

Speaker 14 (32:52):
Ivey Jones?

Speaker 18 (32:53):
He shuld have won that easily last time.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, thank you, Scott. I should have won it easily
last time. Who was up against?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
What was this up against me?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I presumed what did you beat me with? I don't know?
My words is in Liverpool.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Hello Amanda, Birds and Booze coming your way.

Speaker 12 (33:12):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Merry Christmas to everyone and to you too. What would
you like to hear today?

Speaker 12 (33:17):
Jonesy?

Speaker 10 (33:18):
Your song was a stinker then and it's a stinker now.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I'm a big Tom Jones fan.

Speaker 10 (33:22):
We're going to go for Amanda all right?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Amanda?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Thank you? But what about I got a freaky old
lead name of Cool King Katie.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
It comes down to this. Carrie is in Warnara war
Anora Wronora. There's an o missing that's dyslexic.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Diana at the keyboard there.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Carrie, birds and booze. You're getting turkey and champagne. And
now over to you to deliver the winning song.

Speaker 10 (33:45):
Thank you very much for Merry Christmas, guys.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
Well today, my vote has to go to Jonesy the book.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Hey miss today, jo go out on, go out on. Aha,
look at little miss poppy Pants. That's the bait bargar.
I wanted to hear Tom giants and is it a winner?
Takes it all the whole year? I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure. Let's crank this up. I don't believe it.

(34:12):
You ready, boys? Podcast? That smiling man.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Oh there is a bit of a creepy vibe with
doctor doctor Hook, isn't there, Doctor Cook, Doctor Cook.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
It's a slight creepy Well.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Walk right in, sit right on here and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Just walk right in, sit right down, let your.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Hairs hang down a lot of sixteen. It's about being sixteen.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh yeah, that was a creep face.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
And did they see if I said you had a
beautiful body? Which you hold again, it was at the
Bellamy brother.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
I see it would be at their door these days anyway.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Anyway, congratulations Brenda.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Well you don't have to do it, do it open
heartedly and happily winner of fight for your flashback for
the whole year.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
No, we didn't decide that.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, we did it.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
It's a given.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
There's gotta be skin in the game. And there's no
skin in the game. What's the point. Why do we
get up in the morning. It's seventeen to wait.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Let's get on down to the Jojing answer content today?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Putty in for office presents? Does it pass the pup?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
It's interesting. Someone in the States, as I think, posted
this saying that they were they got a text from
their boss asking them to put one hundred dollars towards
a gift from for someone who was leaving. So this
guy says, I haven't actually worked with that person. That's
a it's a lot of money, but I hardly know them.

(35:34):
But you know what these things are like. Sometimes you're
asked to contribute for birthdays, for people leaving, for Christmas presents,
whatever it might be. And there's a huge pay disparity
in officers. Some people are earning more money than others.
That doesn't seem right, does it? And someone is saying
here that companies should set a budget and they should
contribute to stuff like this. You'll very always be the

(35:55):
employee ease that have to pay.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
You're very generous and you're not. Yeah, yes I am NA.
I'm putting this in. Yeah. Remember we were for Ryan,
you're buying him a min va.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Remember when we bought our We're not getting ay gifts
to Ryner. So you remember we bought our agent for
a significant birthday. I wanted to buy some flowers and
he said, I'll go Halves, And so I told you
how much I'd spend and you said I'm not doing that. Said, well,
then don't say you'll go Halves. I'm not going to
let you put your name on the card when you've
contributed two dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Don't make it.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I don't want them to figure where you are perfectly
good flowers at the service.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Station and in the graveyard for sixteenth of the price.
What do you think about this? Is it a great
thing to do putting in for office presents? Should we
just get rid of all of it? Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Jem Lisis, Hello there, Jonesy to Mata.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
You know, jim y Ry's been working harder than us,
giving away birds and booze, and he's come up with.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Part two of the year that was Jen Whye Rice
Jimmy jabb.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
But I was about to nick some stuff from the
prize covered I'm going to miss you AF.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
This person said, they're walking along with their mother passed
a woman who had a shirt on that said feminist AF.
You know what AF means, feminist as And the mother said,
I didn't realize that they had an air force.

Speaker 15 (37:15):
Force.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
And this person says, yeah, mom, they do. And then
the mother says to this person who's got feminist AF
on their shirt, thank you for your service.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
A feminist air force. Ye from the hair under the Wings.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Unnecessarily Brendan.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Hollywood superstar Rob Schneider was on the show earlier this year,
banging on about his relationship with old mate Adam Sandler.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I love the idea that you seem to have a
really fabulous cohort with Adam Sandler and Kevin James and
David Spade. Are you guys best buddies in real life?

Speaker 14 (37:49):
We do enjoy each other's company and so I think
Adam wants to do Are you doing Happy Gilmore?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Two?

Speaker 14 (37:55):
And then you're talking about doing Grown Ups three? And
I know it's just because he just is going to
pay us to hang out with a book, which I'm
fine with.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
He's on a rock and bought your car. He has.

Speaker 14 (38:05):
He bought me one hundred and fifty thousand dollars car one.

Speaker 10 (38:08):
You know, once you get at one time, you go like, you.

Speaker 14 (38:11):
Know what, there's a game, I can get it again.
I call him after each move and I go, you know,
I looked at the driveway this morning.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
I just.

Speaker 14 (38:19):
I mean, I just want to know one time so
I could be home to get the keys. You don't
get on every movie. You don't get on every movie.

Speaker 7 (38:26):
He just yelled at me.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
That's his voice that he used.

Speaker 14 (38:29):
By the way, you don't get one everywhere. He gave
you one way.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Celebrity roasts were a big thing at the side of
the year as well.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Celebrity Rice.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Do you like them?

Speaker 2 (38:39):
No, it's me. Australians aren't like that. We're casually mean,
We're not nastily into our heroes.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
If I was on a celebrity roast, as the subjects,
you would come on and say, well, he's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
I'd say, as celebrity roasts go, he's got the smallest
of meat and potato and the bees. I'd probably start
with that's actually he's full vegan down there. Okay, maybe
I should do a roach because.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl had some exciting news.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Congratulations to Dave Grohl. He's just announced the birth of
a another little baby, another little child. So he's got
three kids now it's four.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
But he goes on to say, this child was born
outside my marriage, and I planned to be loving support
a parent to her. I love my wife and children.
I'm doing everything I can to regain their trust. Yeah,
that's Oh, there's a lot of pain and work behind this.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Women are just so sensitive these days. You have a
child after your marriage, so woke the.

Speaker 6 (39:42):
Suggest Yeah, Jonesy did some learning.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
The thing I learned I was indigenous to Australia.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
There's so many myths a pest and I heard that
they'd escaped from the zoo and all that sort of stuff.
They are indigenous. WI should take a a lot more
pride there.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I'm looking at the one that's picking picking through the
bin at the moment.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Well, we've made the bin, We've taken away their natural habitats.
Don't have to pick through the bin. Oh okay, Fred, God,
you're exhausting. You're so exhausting.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Why don't I put you in a cript?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
You've happily stayed there?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Shep Greedy.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Oh my god, the Fonds was on the show.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
I was actually watching Sylvester Sallones documentary Fly recently. He
just shows up in Hollywood and he ends up staying
with you in Hollywood.

Speaker 12 (40:31):
Yeah. Well, his car broke down his first wife, Sasha,
and they had a bull massive who took up the
back seat. So I went to pick them up and
there was so much slobber in the back feet. I
had to wear a snorkel in order to get your
suitcases out. So then he gives me a script. I
take it to ABC, I sell it, I bring it

(40:53):
back to SLY. I say, Sly, here's the good news,
here's all the money. The bad news. They want to
replace you as a writer. You said, Henry, don't let
them do this to me. I finally got it back.
I wrestled it back from ABC, gave it to SLY.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
A year and a half later, Rocky and Jonesy will
shame other radio shows for doing on this day information
as lazy radio, but then proceeds to read out on
this day information.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
It was on this day back in seventeen seventy that
Captain James Cook sailed into Botany Bay and then they
hung around for eight days, Captain Cook and his men,
and they took some plants.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
You must have thought you may as well say all
those pubs and things that are named after him, look
at this.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
To the James Cook, tell hey, give myself snitty snitty,
because I think they have titty and snitty they used
to do.

Speaker 10 (41:40):
No, they did.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
What a hitty? Can I be done with this now?

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Let me guess you want me to record another one?
This has been Jen y Riis Shiba Jabba.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I'm curre you to do some hard work. Maybe jensy
Amanda podcast.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
God, I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 14 (42:04):
I'm taking Now go to your windows, stick.

Speaker 15 (42:08):
Your head on a yell hell.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Down to the Jonesy man Ramas putting him for office presents,
does it pass the pub text?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, someone's gone public saying how they asked put one
hundred dollars towards a gift for an employee who actually
pretty compy see, and not just that it's someone that
this individual didn't work with, but it was almost compulsory
to put it in. Others are saying, look, the company
should be responsible for some of these gifts. Why is
the emphasis on the employees? And it gets expensive. Some
people are earning more than others, and yet there's birthdays,

(42:40):
there's Christmases, there's redundancies, all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
I remember many years ago to radio station. I was
working there and doing the thing the whip around. The
guy was leaving and you had to write on the
card and give him money. I would have been about
twenty six to twenty seven and one of the old
and I just thought it was just a thing and
I had no money to throw around back then.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
And this other guy said, I'm not putting any money
for him. He's a b pad And I just remember thinking.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Wow, that's how you found out you were leaving ving.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
But I remember the time, you know, when you're young,
and did you say is it wow? Joy? Did you
just say that that's interesting?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
How do you feel putting in for office presents? Is
it past the pub test?

Speaker 10 (43:16):
Look, I'm going to say yet if you know the
person and you've worked with them.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yes, one hundred dollars is a little bit steep.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
I'd probably go fifty would.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Be my max.

Speaker 10 (43:27):
But yeah, I think it passes above test.

Speaker 14 (43:30):
I would not put a state entering on the work
list because I only worked with them for the money.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
I think optional shouldn't be a company obligation. But if
it's someone that you like, you know, and you want
to do it and can do it, absolutely otherwise no, no,
Because people.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
Are being working different lengths of time, people can afford
different amounts of money.

Speaker 12 (43:52):
Not everybody thinks the same, and then not everybody wants.

Speaker 14 (43:55):
To get the same present.

Speaker 10 (43:57):
Yes, I leave the podcast, but I've got marry Everyone
in the office and the factory or putting in and
I got the most amazing gift that I would never
be able to afford to pick out of the pocket a.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Lot at all.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
The company's too tight, the boyce, I'm on a prison
watch of the.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Employees have to do it.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Everyone who made it to the pub test then is
going to get something from us.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
You'll get birds and booze.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Christmas turkey, a bottle of champagne to put you in
the holiday spirit.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Ah enjoying sam nation.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
So there I was mine in my own business yesterday
and I got a text from a friend saying Jonesy
is on a current affair.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Yeah, well, they texted me, and I was about to
break out the matching stylus green track suit. And then
they assured me, when a current affair comes for you,
it's like being whacked by the mafia.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
You don't see it coming. You just got Ali Langdon
at your door reading.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Because you know what I feared. I feared that this
would be you, so.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Called the Sack of Cree.

Speaker 17 (44:53):
Welcome to Corrella, place where sixty five convicted sex offenders
lived together in the one.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Street was don't go trick or treat? That wasn't nudes,
that was not on the cul de saca creep? What about?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
This was issue?

Speaker 1 (45:06):
The sleaze of squeeze, sexual harassment on a step ladder.

Speaker 17 (45:11):
G Linse only four and a half feet tall, and
when she climbed up to reach something at work, Foss
Laurie would group her bottom with both hands.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Was that you No, I wasn't the There was issue
don't fall in love with your doctor? How exclusive with
a woman who got into it with her local GP.
Then her husband bashed it.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Was that you no want to get out the green
because I just realized I've become like the radio veteran.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
You know, people like Molly Meldrum, Glenna Baker.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
They're all getting too old and quite frankly, I don't
know any new acts.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
And there's a big problem with the Billboard Hot one
hundred of the twenty of the twenty first century. What's
the problem, Well, the big problem was a tea Swizzle.
Taylor Swift came in number two, Beyonce was number one.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Is that controversial?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
What it is controversial?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I would have thought this is this on album sales?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah, Albert, it's album sales, it's bombs on seats, it's
relevant social media wise, you know, like.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
They've got Usher in there at eleven, Drake at number four.
I'm looking at it.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
We started at the bottom. Now we're here, like.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Really, Drake and Bruno Mars was twenty.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
But I was outraged that Pink Pink didn't even get
a guernsey.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
And she's touring massively.

Speaker 8 (46:26):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Sure as death in Texas.

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Brittany veteran jock Brendan Jones has seen the stars come
and go art. The Jonesy and Amanda radio host says
it's a few surprises.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Pink certainly should have been in there.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Should have been there as she works out hard, she's
going to do all acrobatic stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
And then she had that running tongue.

Speaker 9 (46:49):
Tongue as well, he's gonna start a fust.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
She had the running but bud when she was doing
the thing.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I think they're getting Glenna Baker back on that show.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Already soon had some sort of stupid fez hat arrangement.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
So you were on the show. Not what you did
was talk about Pink's diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Pretty much, okay, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Can't wait for you to be honest.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Langdon's at the door. She wants to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I saw something recently. It's a woman I don't know.
Her name is Helen. I just saw her online and
she said she's got a picture of a Christmas tree
and all this nice lounge room. She said, this Christmas,
I intend to be on my own first time in
my life, happily. So I will buy the best of
foody treats. What's the best of festive TV? Read books?
I've been longing to read. Watch carols from King's College

(47:39):
in Cambridge's obviously English, just me, no cooking for others,
an indulgent day. And I read an article saying that
a lot more people are choosing to separate themselves from
the stress and pressure of family Christmases. We're more aware
of mental health issues these days, and people seeking out smaller,
maybe intimate family Christmases. Some are ignoring holidays altogether. It

(48:03):
seems mothers in particular want some time alone without the
pressure of cooking, of cleaning, of the thought, the thinking
that it takes to put together a Christmas for everyone.
And I know that guys do a lot, but traditionally
it's women who bear the brunt of the organizational tasks.
Dad might put together a couple of presents for Christmas,

(48:23):
but it's moments bought the bits and pieces, have thought
about Christmas for a couple of months leading up to it,
so I can see why people opt out of Christmas.
When Harley and I were going through IVF, his family
is in New Zealand, mine in Brisbane, there are a
couple of times and we just thought, let's just have
Christmas on our own, and it was so liberal.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
As you do.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Bought stax of prawns, went for a swim in the morning,
bought stax of prawns, and just saw a couple of
friends on the day and it felt liberating. And of course,
once we had children, suddenly family means everything and we're
back in the zone of oh, I want to spend
Christmases together. But it was it was nice to step
away for a while.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
What are you doing this year?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
This year, my dad is in Brisbane and is a
bit too elderly to travel. Last year we went to Brisbane,
but things are a bit hard for Harley to travel
like that too now, so I'm going to I'm bringing
my brother and sister in law to the South Coast.
I've rented a house around the corner from ours, and
my kids will be there, and my niece and nephew,
who are now in their thirties will be there. And

(49:25):
I'm just pathetically excited. I'm so pathetically excited.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
And what do you want me to bring?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
You can come anytime you like, Brendan. It's going to
be an open house and everyone's welcome except.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
For right Brian down down the inflatable rings.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
And now as my kids get older that I'm sort
of holding on to Can we do this?

Speaker 15 (49:47):
Can we do this?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
So you go through different stages in your life, and
I'm imagining that this woman Helen, who had written this
thing about wanting to be on her own, it's probably
done Christmas for years, and she says, now it's just
going to be me. Yeah, Merry Christmas, everybody, and however
you choose to celebrate. Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
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Speaker 15 (51:58):
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Speaker 2 (52:02):
Each day this week we've been counting down our finalists
towards our favorite Goolie of the year. We have one
more finalist today in October. Paul from the Shire sent
in this one.

Speaker 12 (52:15):
This gets my goolies.

Speaker 19 (52:16):
When I have a shower, and I've been doing this
for years, I always wash my bum before my face.
This came up as part of a conversation I was
having with my children. Now I'm called daddy bumface. That's
what gets my goolies.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Daddy bumface.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Well, Daddy Bumface joins our other finalist, Yes, Toba testes, Yes,
sounds like ACA promos.

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What about bracelets are hard to put.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
On, DJs, yep, toilet brush, splashback, and now daddy Bumface.
That's our year in review.

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There can be only one and we will have that
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it's come down to this again?

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Every day this week we've been playing our top five
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Speaker 2 (53:17):
We've had to bar tests, bracelets are hard to put on,
duft off, DJs, toilet brush, splashback, and daddy Bumface.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
There can be only one one winner.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
All the finalists are on the line. There is only
one winner, and that winner is Travis from the Central Coasts. Nice,
we won, Travis. Congratulations, Oh, thank you, thank you very much.
Twenty I believe it. Thousand dollars. Oh it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Thanks you crazy, thank you. And who would have thought, Travis,
that you won it just on the strength.

Speaker 15 (53:59):
Of this Boget's my girlies for all these idiots and
pancakes that think these old songs are better with a
bit of Dorf doom stumbling in the original version, much
better than.

Speaker 11 (54:15):
The new version.

Speaker 15 (54:17):
The new versions just some DJ.

Speaker 11 (54:20):
That puts a bit of duf Dorf to it. Really,
what's a DJ?

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Do? Do?

Speaker 15 (54:25):
Do?

Speaker 6 (54:26):
Do?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Do?

Speaker 11 (54:27):
Anyway? Nothing?

Speaker 2 (54:28):
We like it all.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
And thank you for the word pancakes.

Speaker 10 (54:33):
I did think of something else, but I don't think
I'm glad.

Speaker 11 (54:36):
To say it.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
No, I like it. I yell at that when I
see people do something stupid. Pancake so good.

Speaker 14 (54:42):
I thought I was the only one that said it.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Because of you, Travis, You've started your own lingo.

Speaker 14 (54:48):
I told the kids on the Trendsetter, but they won't
believe me.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
But now they may. Now they may. You've got twenty
grand What are you going to do with that?

Speaker 10 (54:56):
What will the wife do with it?

Speaker 14 (54:58):
I'm probably shopping, so shopping. Yeah, it'll just stick to
a heap of things.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Well, Travis at the Central Coast, hold your head high.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
You are twenty twenty four as Coolie Winner of the Year.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Thank you, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Nicely done, Travis, daring about your business.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
It'll be back again next year. Nation w USFM. Hello there,
it's Jersey and Amanda right on.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
You know, Jemy, Ryan has been working harder than my
time lapse filming gm Y right on his last day.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
That's right. Your time lapse is normally just of the
Gloria's harbor.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Put the harbor view in for the time lapse fans.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
But I thought you filmed Ryan's face and I filled
Ryan as well. You filled Ryan film igot it was
there in retreat.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
What's on time lapse anyway? He's come up with this,
jen Y Rice, Jimmy Jabs.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Well, god, this is the last one. Veteran journalist George
Nigas passed away. He was one of the ogs behind
that show My Nan Loves.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
When the show sixty Minutes began, it was just extraordinary.
In nineteen seventy nine. It was my last year of school.
I was about to go and study communications, and the
world of journalism just looked so sexy, so intriguing. And
at the beginning it was just these three guys.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
I'm end Leslie, I'm George Nigs, I'm Ray Martin.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Those stories and more tonight.

Speaker 12 (56:30):
On sixty minutes.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
And then of course they were joined by this person,
I'm the young Event and that show just went stratisfory.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Didn't it, although they did say it got a bit
too commercial when well when this guy joined.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Hello Frank Walker from National Titles, they weren't its best.
Dr Chris Brown shared a bit too much information.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
There's buzz sleep on the bed.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
No, but cricket does. If Buzz slept on the bed,
I wouldn't be there, wouldn't be rude. What about when
there's you know, things are getting hot and heavy in
the room.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
If you put the dog outside the door, I.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Think you've got it because you can't have a watching
form judgment. We've got very judging lives here. That side eye. Look,
what did you hurt? Are you doing getting hurt?

Speaker 6 (57:17):
It was the start of a slippery slope for P
Diddy P didd.

Speaker 13 (57:21):
He's in a lot of trouble. That's the understatement of
the century. He's being held in detention in New York
without bail.

Speaker 18 (57:27):
On charges of sex trafficking, racketeering. They basically are alleging
that he had held all of these sex parties where
he trafficked women and male sex workers into these situations
that they didn't consent to being in.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Didn't they find a thousand bottles of lube?

Speaker 12 (57:44):
Yep?

Speaker 18 (57:45):
I don't think we'll be seeing him a freeman for
a while to come.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
At least maybe you're studying his own loubemobile franchise.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
That's how he could have made it will come to you, unfortunately,
a much more ethical way to make.

Speaker 6 (57:59):
Ash Amanda featured in Maxim's Hottest one hundred again.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
I went down to my local newsstand and it's here
at last Maxim's Hot one hundred and.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Twenty twenty four of Australia. You are in there. This
is a big deal. This is a big deal.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
You enjoying this day.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
You can flick through. If you're at your you're going
to get.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
A paper cup of one gloves.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
But it's not about Hey, you look at a bikini.
No no, no, no, no, it's about the achievements, about
what you as an individual.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
A woman who looked a lot of bikinis though.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Oh yeah, well you know they're in there, but I
look past, I look beyond the bikini.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
I look at the woman inside the bikini. Sounds different, haha,
So just end it, please.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
She slipped a spot. By the way, it's number thirty eight. Also,
where would this show be without the.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Genius of you?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
The listener question one fomo fear of what? Robert who
plays Fisk? No, not Kimmy Madison, santah maarn is the
prime Minister of which country?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Oh no, this is a cover of what song? Welcome
to your Life. I don't know who sings it. I
don't know the name of the song. All the things
we need say one say the sector.

Speaker 7 (59:32):
Oh on thinking hold on, hold on, thinking okay on,
thinking hold on, hold them I'm thinking on, thinking hold on,
hold on. I'll let you know you not hold on.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
At some point we can't hold on any longer. I've
let go.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Jerry is staying with a much loved musical from the
sixties about a street edin. What is the most popular
baby boy name in New South Wales?

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I love the musical creak.

Speaker 6 (01:00:20):
And this year saw you win Best Radio Show in Australia,
second time running Best on Air Team for Metro. The
ACRA goes to Jonesy and Amanda. I can now reveal,
out of all the stuff you've done, the audio that
got you to win that award was this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I'm just gonna come out and say it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I think chicken sold has been a punching abuff it's
weight for way too long. So think five you saw
some chicken sold. I just think it's a novelty ingredient.
I remember the first time I had this straight and
then they put chicken sole on everything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
They put it on when you go to the fish
and chip shop chips apart from that, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Do you want chicken sold on that on your Barbie
chicken or do you want it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
On what.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
You want?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
An onion mummaging? What time of the day you're dropping
into these places? She consult on your pub.

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
Bravo.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
This has been jen Wi Eye's very last year. A
Jabba Seriously, I'm not doing this anymore. Delete my number,
I'm done see you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I believe that our.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Favorite color emlor Facebook friend wins overnight accommodation in a
signature to lux room for two adults, a bottle of
sparking wine complimentary Wi Fi. This is at the Grace Hotel,
located in the heart of Sydney, CBD.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
You also get the Jonesy demand of t towel and
key ring to boot well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
It was our final fight for your flashback for the year.
We should have should have been a contender.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Was that d o L today? All standing small We
did not discuss there. It's a given.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
You chose this one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I chose.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Show yes, frend and you want. But Irish from Winston
Hills was a big fan of mine and Tom Jones.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Amanda you all the way burning down those jes take
it home.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah, I like the cut of his GiB. That's enough.
It's geny rise, last day with us, and we'll miss
you enormously. Ryan, You're a very nice presence to have around.
Despite the Ghoulmoss kind of act that you put on.
You're a very thoughtful, funny and amazing young man and
the world is your oyster. You will absolutely go far.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Thank you. Are you saying you're going to join my
only fans is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
That I will?

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
You said you want to do only fans just close
ups of your hands using the radio panel here. I
don't know if there's a lot of call for that.

Speaker 11 (01:02:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I like what you mus.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Jones.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
He'll be there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Do that again, Jones, He'll thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Thanks to the gen y Rye army.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It's a big army. We've had lots of emails about
you today.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
One old homeless blake out in the front of the
building and he's already to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Show me your hand will be I've got a panel
at time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Well, we'll be back in the new thanks to a
like gang here that help us out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Producing team who are absolutely brilliant. And thank you for
listening for another year.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
We love you all.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
We are back twentieth of January and we'll chat then be.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Back from six to nine for jam Nations and g
still is standing by.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Good day to you. Well, thank god that's over. Good bite,
good bye, Wipe the two.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch up on
what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio app.