FULL SHOW: Petty Revenge (The Kids Edition)

When have you enacted petty (but totally innocent) revenge on a child? These stories will leave you in tears!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, hello, Amanda, he's our podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
The tribal drum today is beating for petty revenge. The
kid edition a man's on a plane, he seats getting kicked.
He says to the child, who's about ten, please stop
doing that. A few minutes later it starts again, so
he goes, that's it, cranks his seat right back. The
flight attendant, who saw the whole thing goes, Yep, go
for it. That kid was annoying. Sometimes petty revenge against
a child is very satisfying.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Also, what's Bruce Lherman up to now?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
You'll be surprised at what his lawyer thinks he can do. Also,
doctor Chris Brown's going to be joining us. He took
the first national pet census. The results may surprise you.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's all coming up.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
The miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Mistress Amanda's MS call Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Good friend is in a back room making the tools
of the trade.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I've heard the describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
I've been doing a legendary part Jersey Amanda the Actress,
Congratulations murder.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We're rather any right now and Amanda, you're doing a
great job.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
It could anyone, biggest selfie, good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Sorry but it's a twist set Amanda. Shoot Timy, we're
on the air some of the morning to you, missus Moods.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Let me just say this this time yesterday, actually all
through our show given up to nine o'clock, you said,
beautiful day. The beer I says it's going to rain,
but I can't see any of that. And then at
three o'clock God said, hold my beer.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Bang and don't use your plenty. How did you get
did you get some at your house?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Massively? Everyone did. Sydney was smashed with the rain. Blackouts
hit the city, flash flooding. It doesn't take much for
our streets just to go underwater.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
The light rail was shut down.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Dare say a moth landing on the tracks could shut
down the light rail?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
But still a unicorn tier the Waitcast Parkway that went
within a.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Second out of all the wiis or floodways in Sydney,
Wakecurast Parkway versus orderly weir from two different compass points
of our city.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Same thing tier in each bank.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Which one is the worst, though, I'd like to find
out is the Wayerst Parkway open. At the moment, I
think it would be the orderly we'd just is hopeless.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
There were almost three thousand lightning strikes between two thirty
and three thirty four thousand homes across Northern Beaches loss power.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I went for a paddle. The water was dead calm,
and I was paddling. I was watching the light What
time was that in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Don't you tell your kids to come in when there's
lightning and you're on the water.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I was paddling. I was just paddling along and I
saw the lightning.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I said, oh, that is so impressive, and they went, oh,
hang on a minute, I'm on a stand up paddle board. Franklin, Yeah,
I'm I'm a conduit in your armor. And then all
of a sudden, I was wearing I was wearing my
lightning rod hat. And then I thought I better turn
around and head for home. And I was paddling back,
and then the wind came up, and I had this

(03:07):
like biblical moment. I was like Jesus years ago, this
is my Catholic.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Education coming through. Not saying that I'm Jesus, but he
was honest, Wow, he's on the Sea of Galiley.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Clarifying, and he got that's when he started walking on
the water.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
And how did you go?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well, I got home. I'm here. I'm just showing. I'm
getting the Christians in. We're getting everyone in on our show.
That's good. That's what we need. We need the Christians.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You get the Christians on this demographic. We really need
to lure in.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
That's true, you know. And then tomorrow, like.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You comparing yourself to Jesus.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I never said.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I just said it reminded me of Jesus because he
was on the Sea Galilee, and you know, the waves
came up and then they saw him walking on the water.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
And I'm saying, come on home.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I got some bread, some wine, good enough, and I
may go around. Ryan is here as well. He wearing
his coat. He's got his coat back.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Where did it go?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
The expensive coat off?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I told him in because he lives, because he's on
a fixed income.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
And yeah, how much did you pay for that coat?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't make him say it's like two.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Grand, two thousand dollars, Yeah, exactly, wonder it's a forever coat.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
No, it really is. And I agree with that kind
of thinking. And the more you wear it. Do the
maths eventually be worth one dollar? Aware if you live
to be one hundred and fifty eight million years old,
like Brendan, Yeah, do a bit of boy math and
there you go. Right.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I don't know if boy math's buying a nice coat
is a thing.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Mate, Brendan, I think it is, is it?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
If a man who gets all his clothes for free, yes,
it is fair enough to shout out to John Lennon
English Laundry, whose laundry provides John and shirts and they're
very nice too.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Do you like this one today?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I do not really.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
You're wearing a broach, a ray gunbroch.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Which you got for free from you. It was a gift.
What's called a gift? So on Christmas Day do you
say to your kids you got.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
All that for free?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Losers that slotcast and you got that for free.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
We have an excellent, big show for you today. Guess
he's joining.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Us, doctor Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
He'll be in the studio.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Have a cup of tea with him and Buried the bat.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh, here we go. What's happening is the band getting back?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Just incidentally, Barry and I were having a cup of
tea and we saw Chris were in his neighborhood and
we kicked at Miguel and said we have to get
together and have dinner and blah blah.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Where was Miguel?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, I don't know. It was an incidental catch up, Yes, sir,
it wasn't intended.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Nice nice people will be talking about Did you get
right written up in the papers?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, that could be a thing. What there could be
a show? He goes back on the TV.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
We're friends, it's like we catch up.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It would be nice, maybe a show.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
And it was one of those great incidental surreptitious catch ups.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, did you eat anything?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think Chris and I shared a salad okay, and
Barry had some corn fritters. Of course he did, because
we'd all eaten beforehand. It wasn't an intended catch up.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
What bit of advice slash annoying advice did Barry give you?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Tell you? What he told me? A very funny story
about an incident he encountered in a toilet. Okay, so
I'll share that with you a bit later on.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, you've gotten me through. Well, I'm looking forward to
catch it up.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Get the religious people in and we'll get the toilet
fanatics in.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
We've got it always straddling all demos, and we can't
do anything until we do the magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Mestion one, what's the white, frothy looking part of a
wave called gem Nation?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
We have for you the Magnificence seven. There are seven questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
See what our prizes are today, samsonight b light five
bag and you've got one hundred and fifty bucks to
spend it Breadfern Bakery. I like it in Red Furon.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I like it as much as I like you in Red.
You were in Red. Today it's got a little bit of.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
The woman in Red.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
The Woman in Red. Remember that movie Kelly le Brock.
Oh yeah, Kelly le Brock. Wow, she could certainly put
some bombs on seats back in the day.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
These days people are allowed to age Brendan.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
The time has just not as been as kind as it. No, No,
it just happens sometimes. Don't do that face?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Have you seen recent photos of her? Is that what
this is about?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
There was one where Yeah, I just thought.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I thought, what a shame she's lived long enough to
aid see this sort of stuff, and I don't want
to be a harpy. It's very hard for women to
be allowed day to say, look at bridgerd bad people age,
even sex symbols age.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Of course, of course, but sometimes like you'll see a
man sex symbol and everyone says he's he's going to pack.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
He's great, he says he's going to pack. None of
them men just phrases going to pack. Well, he did
become obese.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, but if you saw him in the Sino man,
and if you saw him now, you'd.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Say, well, you know, I'm a pragmatist.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
But no one says he's old.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
To say, I never said she is old, older chosen
cuss Joe.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
How are we this morning?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Thank you? What's the white, frothy looking part of a wave?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Call?

Speaker 6 (08:07):
I haven't had a coffee yet, but let's call it.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
See that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Curly shoe, string and waffle are all types of what
it's nice.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Girl's names Joe, breakfast, curly shoestring, and waffle.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Fries. And that's time for waffle fries.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
No, let's play lyrical assassin Joe, how does this go again?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
We quote the lyrics to a song in spoken words.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Spoken word, Joe, you have.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
To work out where those lyrics are from, Jo?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Are you ready? Who's going to do it? Brandon?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I'll do it, Joe. My loneliness is killing me, and
I must confess. I still believe, I still believe.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind. Give
me a sign.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
I know this.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
And it's just not coming to me right now.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I apologize, guys, I apologize.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Show James is in Windsor.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Hello James. Let me have a read of this, and
I'll try not to do the phrasing because that would
give it away. My loneliness is killing me, and I
must confess. I still believe, still believe. When I'm not
with you, I lose my mind. Give me a sign.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Now you get it?

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Say you one more time?

Speaker 7 (09:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yes, Britney spears well done.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
The very first performance of the Sydney Opera House was
before the construction of the sales had even begun, which
artists climbed the scaffolding and sang sang to the construction workers.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
This is multiple choice.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Was that a American singer Paul Robeson b Italian tenor
Andrea Boticelli or see Australian singer songwriter John Williamson.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
I'm going to go with a on that one.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It was Noel Robson. Is Paul Robeson? Is that famous
singer and civil rights activists who sang this, That's what
he's saying to the construction.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Used a slave something.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I think it's a slave songs about the Mississippi riverling
the lives of everyone along it, which related to everyone
who are building that on the Sydney Foreshore. Question five?
Did Leonard Cohen write more or less than a hundred
verses for the song Hallelujah? More or less?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
James, I'm going to go more.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
It was more one hundred and fifty different verses for Hallelujah.
He sang different versions at different concerts.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Cribes the sculpture Big Swoop in Central Canberra, depicts what
kind of animal.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Well, I'm going to go I have no idea that
the word and you've put with it.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I'm going to go, Meg, Yes, James is going youre
going to answer all these questions like this correctly.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
You know, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
You're kind of easy?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
It's not James's fault. James is a genius, which TV
celebrity recently conducted a pet censors Australia America. I'm not
saying we're playing hard to get now James.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Doctor christ Bian.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
He's on our show today and James James Jones is
trying to avoid having to.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Do a big fact worse rap come up with stuff, James.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Congratulations is another thing we're trying to sell.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well done, James, well done. You won the James package.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Sam SAMSONI b like five bag sam DESI is seriously tough, peace.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Of mind on every trip.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
For one hundred and fifty dollars to spend a bread
Fern Bakery, Redfern's most cherished Artisian Bakery, and Jones made
a character chic for the color in some state of pencils.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
James, anything you'd like to add as.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
Always awsome to listen to and keep up the.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Band, James James Well done podcast. I love that song
for the last bit you're going, okay, I like that.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Why you just listening to the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's a lovely song.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I don't know if it's lovely, you know, just these days.
Come on me too, Come on.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
There, is nothing sexist in it.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
It's like sexual Yeah, ws.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
And women meet man equally are on everything. We say,
that's not me too. I'm just trying to set the parameters.
Friend of normal human decency play along?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Is this what you're going to be like?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
To know? Is this what you're going to be like?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
This is what you're going to be? You won that award.
It's gone to your head.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
No, I think what you've decided is you want to
be Tarzan from the nineteen eighties.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Tarzan from the eighties. What do you mean like Gray
Skull One.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Is actually more of Johnny Wise in his eighties.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Showered to Easy twenty and the City nineteen in our West.
Because of SMARTI paids James of Windsor. He ruined every
side to wrap up the magnificence being.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Correct about the questions we were asked.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
He had a big fact and this one is great.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Hey, it's the big and it's not grat airpla.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Real corpses were used in the nineteen eighty two film Poldergeist.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I did not know this this film.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
They did this because it was actually cheaper than using
fake ones.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Those fake skeletons, they're pretty expensive.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Where were the skeletons.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
What is in the pool? Remember the half built pool.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
They're building the pool, and the developers they built the
whole estate on an old graveyard on a current affair.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
The developer he's gone back to Lebanon.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Cleared bankruptcy and he's gone except about that guy because
he's in Lebanon and we don't have an extradition thing here.
So but he's thinking, well, I'll stay with him and
get blown up, or I come back here and get arrested.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Talk about rock and hard place.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Anyway, that the pool was half billed and all the
corpses are in the pool, so to emerge the young actress, Yeah,
Joe Beth Williams, the actress who played the young girl.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, she didn't play the young girl. She was like
the older one, the older girl.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
She tumbled into the pool and was wrestling with all
the skeletons, all the corpses, except no one told.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Them that they were fake. I'm real. Rather, no one
told her that they were real corpses directed.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Action And when did she find out?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
After at the wrap party? Keep away from the gym.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
All the dogs were hanging around.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
So James, thank you for being a Smarty Pants, Jonesy
and Amanda podcast Did you Press to Stop?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
From the Boops?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Find the Jamanac a big book of musical facts. Let's
flip through. On this day. In two thousand you two
release their hit Beautiful Day. You know, fittingly it was
their farewell song to commemorate their residency in Vegas. You know,

(15:36):
lots of acts have residencies in Vegas. This was an
any old residency. It was held at the Sphere. Friends
of mine are lucky enough to go in there. I
would love to have done this. This venue is quite extraordinary.
It's a massive sphere. You may have seen it wrapped
both inside and out in the world's biggest led screen,
also boasting the world's largest concert grade audio system. Do

(15:57):
you know this place is so big you can fit
the entire Statue of Liberty and from base to torch.
Really yep? Absolutely massive. It can be seen from space yep.
Same as Bono's Sunny's seen from space. Amazing?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Is that is a humane job?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Smack.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I'm a big gobsmacked because I always imagine it was
like you know, when you see the stardur circus, you
see those around the suburban circus.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Tests not that it's a lot bigger than Yeah. Yeah,
it's substantially bigger than that. But it all began on
this day in two thousand. Here it is.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
I love this song, and I like the fact that
you're just in the streets and you catch up the
Boys by accident.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well, I haven't seen anyone for a long time. I've
been really busy, but the Boys.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
You're a former living Room coat to say with the
Living Room. When you first started doing that show, I
was so I was a bit jealous because I thought
this show's going to outlast our radio show. I was
quite surprised when Channel ten decided not to. We all were, yeah,
I know it, but I was like, I thought that
would have outlasted us. I thought, this is your future.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I've been doing a lot of filming in public places lately,
and everyone comes up and says how much they miss
the Living so great show. It's a great show, and
that kind of chemistry which you and I have, which
you and I have, which is what makes our show
what it is. You don't always get that in TV.
And but I caught up with Barry yesterday and we
all live near each other ish sort of in a

(17:20):
triangle of suburbs and Chris Brown walks back.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Brownie's Brown in the wind and you see Brownie in
the wild, it's like seeing a white lion or something.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
You just go, oh my, he's a man among men.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well, anyway, it was so nice to see them. And
then we got Miguel and said, look, we've got let's
catch up and have dinner.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
We all and Miguel was there too.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
No, no, no, because he was busy doing his own thing,
but we were just it was a rare thing.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
He's gone from strength to strength. Absolutely, He's like he's flourished.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
So anyway, I'm saying that you guys haven't doing this
terrible job with you. Can I get to my story please?
Barry told us a story and I said, do you
mind if I share that on the radio? And he says, please.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
This is one of them.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Not a story from the eighties. There's a story from
two weeks ago. He's driving along, I'll candy coate it,
desperate to go to the toilet number two. And so
he's driving along on his way to a function and
thinking I've got to have a function on my own.
So got to the point where I thought I can't

(18:23):
delay this any longer. He careered over about three lanes
of traffic, found the first service station he could find,
parked the car at about it, and ran in, ran
to the toilet, slammed the door. He said, the toilet
was horrendous before he started. It's like something from Trainspotting.
Terrible after terrible, just a bang in a few. This

(18:45):
is a horrible location. I've stunk up the room, but
it's done. No toilet paper. Ah, and he's wearing, as
he said, his white Hugo boss pant. So we didn't
want to take them off because the floor was mank
didn't want to take them off, and news His undis,
you know, whatever, whatever your desperate measures might be, it

(19:06):
couldn't do them. So you know what he did, very resourceful.
He actually didn't know where he was because he was
just in a state of desperation at park wherever he
so he tried to find what kind of suburb he
was in and looked at the service He didn't know
what kind of service station he was in. He started
to call around, so he phoned one and said, I'm
stuck in your toilet without paper, and they said, we

(19:27):
don't have a toilet but okay, sorry, springing the console
operation operator. So then he phoned another one and said no,
and then he phones one finally and hears ring outside
and he goes great, and this young female goes hello
and he goes, oh no. So he said, look, I'm
stuck in your toilet and there's no toilet paper. Can
you bring some in something at mum's house. So she went,

(19:52):
and so she had to go in too. He was
in a cubicle within the bathroom, right, thank goodness, but
he said, you know, dreadful marry on his behalf and
she sort of a little hand comes over the top
of the cubicle and he said, I can't leave the
seat to grab it. You're going to have to throw
it at me. So she had to lob the paper

(20:13):
to him.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Poor pen.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Deal with Johnny ice Pipe shoving a blood instrument in
their face and demanding money.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
And they've got this and they've got to sell mentos left.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
It's like that's not enough mentos in the world.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
So I thought that was quite resourceful. If it ever
happens to you, there you go.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
That's that's handy.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
That's very handy. So Barry then deals with life pulls
back up his hugo boss wife trousers and makes his
way to his next function. And those people are none
the wiser.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's like I'm a guy for episode.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Phone, the nuns quick.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
WSFM, their kids Jonesy and Amanda shower too easy today
only in the city nineteen.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
In our west's gray outside.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Now, look at that the Harbor Bridge almost spectral as
it comes out of the gray.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Does that mean it's dark?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I'm trying to paint a picture here, do I know?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
But that's why I mentioned you as a weather person
on the TV. It was spectral today.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Meanwhile, they're rating dildos on other radio stations. I'm doing
theater here.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
The butterfly effect of two millennials out on the town
in Canberra one night has resonated from the corridors of
power to us like this Bruce Lherman and britt Britney
Higgins thing has gone on for some time, for many
many time, for a long time, many many times. But
I was walking past the TV last night and I
usually I treat this like with a bit of like,

(21:48):
but this really peaked my interest.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Only fans now.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
The only option for Bruce Lherman, his ailely employment prospects
revealed in.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Court and I looked at the teveryone.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
So we're supposed to feel a bit sorry for him.
Now I can't get a job, so I.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Leaned into the TV.

Speaker 8 (22:04):
It is slim pickings for former political staffer Bruce Lehreman.
That's according to his lawyer, who claims that her clients
few options for making any money include adult content services
like OnlyFans?

Speaker 4 (22:18):
What is that? What?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
So she's saying he's been brought so low. He brought
a defamation case against a variety of people and lost,
as to pay court fees, etc. He's been brought so
low that he might have to do only fans. Yeah?
Really would people pay to see Bruce Lehreman's only fans account?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Is that the only opportunity for kids these days is that?
What happens? What are you going to see?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Said? When you go to parents, what's it called? You
know your career is counseling? Do they say, well, let's
have a look here, we've crossed out astronaut Only fans,
that's your only list.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
That's all you can do.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
People make a lot of money from only fans, but
not everyone does. Surely wouldn't make money on OnlyFans.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Surely, what would you say, leave your hat on, mate,
leave everything on, don't go back and get your hat?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Be Jonesy's top tip for you. Well, at least it's
a step up from what he was doing before jam
Jam nation. Right now, what's a free money instance?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Jones and Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Leave your hat on? Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
We'll come back to that question of time permits you
get all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
You can turn it into two thousand dollars by answering
a bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Shannon is in Golden Hi.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Shannon, Hello, how are you very well? Thank you? Ten
questions I'm looking at them in front of me. Here,
sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed, okay, because
we usually have time to come back. Perfect, Thank you
real Joe? You ready to go? I'm hoping so all right?
Well here it comes. Here's question number one, how many
eggs are on a horse?

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Four?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Question two traditionally what color are golf balls? White? Question three?
On which TV channel would you find the project ten.
Question four Mount Panorama is found in which regional Australian
city exactly? Question five true or false? The Beatles were
from Manchester, England, par question six. The Toronto maple Leafs

(24:25):
play which sport? Question seven? What direction does the sun
set in England?

Speaker 9 (24:38):
Very path?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Question eight. Dungarees are also known as what.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Overall?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Question nine? Which comedian voice dory in finding Nemo.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
Gellen de General?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Question ten? What's James Bond's drink of choice?

Speaker 4 (24:53):
My pen?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Back to question five? True or false? The Bitters from Manchester,
oh question six, Toronto maple Leaves play sport wife And
if I'd ask you what direction does the sun set
in England? What would you have said?

Speaker 7 (25:08):
Now?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
It's it's the same all over the world. Oh you,
you're caught up, but not quite enough. I'm sorry, Shannon,
but one hundred bucks be getting on with perfect Thank you,
Thank you for shout.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Out to your brains trust as well, Shannon, who was
that mom?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Thank you Mom?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
I was gonna say she was for me a bit so.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, So the opposite of useful will leave you to
settle that out.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Podcast? What about this? There's and this has happened?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
To all of us.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
You're on a small plane, everyone's tired, everyone's over it,
and the kid in the seat behind you starts kicking
your seat. So this happened to a girl who was
on a flight. The kid behind her, who is maybe
nine or ten, not a little toddle or anything, kick kick,
kick kick. So ELL's father said to the kid, please stop,
and he did for ten minutes, and then kick kick kick.

(26:06):
So the dad swap seats with the girl and pushed
the seat back as far as he could and scrunch
the legs of this kid. It's that kid's father complains
to the flight attendant, who had witnessed the boy's behavior
and said, no, this man is well within his rights
to recline his seat. But it's funny, isn't it When

(26:28):
a kid does something wrong and it irritates you, and
you're the grown up and you should be better than that,
but you can't help you.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
You should be, yeah, you have.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
You should be, but you still take your petty revenge.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
And the kids these days, they seem to get away
with a lot more than back in my day when
I was young, When I was nine or ten, you
just get yelled at by random old blakes, What are
you like to do it?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
And then they'd make you move bricks to something.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I have to do that on a plane.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
That's what you would do in the seventies and eighties.
A generation X people will relate.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
With this, But there's something for these Was it pleasurable
about extracting your pety revenge on a child.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
I couldn't imagine you doing anything I've lived me. I
could imagine me doing. Have you case in point Sharks
Melbourne Storm Grand Final? Sharks haven't won a Grand Final
ever in their life because there was eight of us
at the stadium were you know, we had this regular
posse and we needed eight tickets. The only way we
could secure eight tickets we had to sit in an

(27:27):
enemy territory.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
The Melbourne Storm part of that. And there wasn't.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Annoyed that they were barracking for their own team, you.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
Know I was.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I was quite cool about it.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
You know, I might have gone a little bit crazy
with my superstitions. We all had to sit in a
various like in our various positions, and there was this
little kid in front of me. It was about nine
or ten, and so every time we were at Sharky
s hed go sack, you know, and I was I
was bigger than that.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I went there, good on your mate, and so I
can imagine.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And this went on. And then when the arcs one,
I went and I had a beer in man and
I'm like, yeah, you that little kid, Well, what happened
standing up in your honor?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
My beer?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Bottom of my beer chipped on the back of his
and the beer went down the back of his shirt.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
That's me. And because I said to him, I said, mate,
I'm sorry about that. And the dad he said, that's
all right, mate, you deserve it. It's a great win.
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
So it was okay. So the kid, the dad wasn't
involved the kid and I I bought the kid. I said,
that's all right, mate, you'll be all right.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
See I've I've been in a Grand Final when Jack
was about eight and the Rooster's lost us and George
and as we were leaving, grown men like yourself would
lean into his face.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
And that's me. This is totally different, is it. Well,
Jack's just wasn't wondering out in his little little rooster's.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Drawing no front teeth.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
But on the southside, that is totally different.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
That is totally different to this this kid throughout the game,
every time we take he and he turned around and
look he's been a whole I will accept. I imagine
Jackie's all a ton figure in that rooster's jersey coming
out tea straight.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I would never do that to a little A right
to different.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
But did you get a frist song a huge pleasure
and lost that kid?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
And sorry about that, mate.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
All right, I accept that your honor. All right, Well,
the tribal drum is going to beat for this tribal
drum is beating for petty revenge. The kid edition pretty dog.
That's a recent reference for everyone to be getting on with.
It's like a show called Friends, but it's older and

(29:42):
it's a movie.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
It's you know, I thought it was thirty rock.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Well, I've been reading a story about a kid on
a plane keeps kicking the back of the seat of
the people in front. The kid's only nine or ten,
so the dad reclines the seat right back to scrunch
the kid's legs. And that feeling of pleasure you get
when you punish a small child.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, it's the petty revenge. Petty revenge, that's what it's
about the dramas beating for this.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
How got you My Pretty and your little dog too?
Digital Jenna Award winning Digital Jenna. I'm surprised to hear
that she took pleasure in petty revenge on a child.
What happened, Jenna?

Speaker 10 (30:20):
Okay, So I was on the bus and there was
this child behind me. He was so so annoying, kept
kicking the seat, screaming and all that, and over the
course of like half an hour, the mom was like, Okay,
don't push the button yet, not yet, and the child
was like now now, and it's like no, no. So
when when it was close to their stop, the mom

(30:41):
was like, only two to go. So I was like, oh, okay,
let's see how this goes. So stop just before right
the people get off and it starts moving and I
pushed the.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Button before the child.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
That's what he deserved it.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
He was a little bracked.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
And did he dissolve into tears?

Speaker 10 (30:58):
Yeah, he started screaming.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I didn't even get off the bus. Wow, that's what
went Wow.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, But that's life that you know.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Good bring bring back to the old side. Daddy.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Ella has joined h Dannyelle, What was your petty revenge.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
This morning guys. Okay, so my daughter was about thirteen
fourteen at the time, so that starting at hormonal age,
she was a bit of a sperril. Anyways, she had
a really bad habit of clamming doors, in particular her
bedroom door. Anyway, this is because she could get her
own way. I walked in her one day and said, mate,
I said, dropped your attitude or I'm dropping the door.

(31:42):
And she looked at me and said, you look okay,
went no worries, let it go. Next, bang went the
door again. That seat I've had you stormed out the garage.
I grabbed the drill, walked into her bedroom and she
looked at me and said, what are you doing. I said,
I told you to drop the attitude, So now I'm
dropping your door. Okay, so talking teachers.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
You took the door off.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yes, that is so good.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Wow Wow, how exposing for a teenager to not have
a door is so good? Wow, Danny L.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
My daughter and I were when she was young because
she just tup away cantatas and I just put it
all under a in her bed sheets.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Scary thing was she didn't notice all the bowls and stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Oh no, Well, that's what we're looking for. Petty Revenge
the Kid edition, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
She glad we're not the only ones up at the
sungardly hour.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Her father in the US on a plane has reclined
his seat so the kid behind there would stop kicking
his daughter's seat.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Yeah, so they swapped seats and he reclined it way
back so her seat wouldn't be kicked. And the kid goes.
The flight attendant, who's seen the whole thing, said no,
he's entitled to do that.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I may or may not have accidentally tipped beer on
a young child's down the back of his shirt when
he kept heckling during a certain grand final back in
twenty sixteen.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Sure, and Jenna, who works with US Digital. Jenna was
on a bus where a child was irritating and the
mother kept saying, you can ring the bell the minute
we in any minute now, And Jenny goesep impresses it
as soon as she could.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
I particularly like that one. The tribal drama's beating for
this Petty Revenge the Kid edition.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
How did you my pretty and your little dog?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
So I did a bag of the good old days.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Hello Chris, what happened. Y.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
I love the show goings.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Thanks Chris, You're welcome.

Speaker 11 (33:34):
So a couple of years ago, I took my son,
who was about two and a bit at a time,
to treatop a venture bar and they've got trampolines and stuff,
and they've got different areas that you can go to.
In one area had the giant exercise balls and as
this kid who was significantly older than him, and he
kept throwing balls.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
At kids and you know, just hurting kids, and I thought, oh,
this is probably not good. Anyway, my son happened to
get a ball to him and then he falls over
and cries. I thought, right, well, let's just go that's
the safest thing to do. Anyway, my father in law
all the time, this kid deserves a tasty medicine. So
he picked up a exercise ball and sconded at this
kid's head and he went kartwheeling for about three meters,

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leaned against the wall of the trampoline and started crying.
I thought, well, this is child a goose, but.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
You are kid that you moved on father in law
old school dads and.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Pulled him in the head with him yeah, completely like
full throttle, and he said wow, And.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Chris, did you get a sense of satisfaction out of that?

Speaker 9 (34:29):
I did?

Speaker 5 (34:30):
I walked away smiling, yes, thank.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
You, Chris. Laurence choice, Hello, Lauren. What was the crime
and what was the revenge?

Speaker 9 (34:40):
Well, my teenage daughter had bought these tiny white short
denim shorts. There was threadbar like these string things. But
she paid all this money. I couldn't do anything about
it because she bought them and there were thread thread
thread bear and one day she got tanning cream on
them and she put them in the WORL machine and

(35:00):
I knew now I had. What it would take was
one good strong wash and they would dissolve. And that's
all it took. And for shorts, they just they dissolved.
There's nothing less of them.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
They were just hanging on by the by the denim side.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
That was it.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
But you took great delight in knowing that they were
going to be ripped a cart in the washing machine.

Speaker 9 (35:21):
And I didn't do it. She put them in the
washing machine. Wasn't my fault?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
And did you buy some sensible replacement shorts and.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Some cotton towels to be getting on with? Thank you, Lauren.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
That's what it's about. Thank you for all your course podcast.
Let's get on down to the drudgy the matter answer
the pub test. Did you know you can now match
with your dog. These new dark.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Croc pet clogs crocs for dogs.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Croc pet clogs, I can't say that.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
It's crocs were little sockets that keep them on for
your pet are being released in October. Yeah, there, it
is fifty dollars. They'll be released alongside a pair of
clogs for humans for sixty five, so you can match
with your own dog, Which brings us to the question
of dressing up. And I want to ask Chris about
this that I thought that putting dogs shoes on your

(36:15):
dog was bad because you see dogs walking funny and
lifting their feet up because they sense so much of
the world through their feet. Yeah, I think dressing them
up for fun with shoes isn't great, but I could
be wrong. But I'm the sort of person who loves
my dog doesn't like a dress up. I love a
dress up on my dog. Most dogs don't like it.
You want to put reindeer antlers on their heads and

(36:37):
put little jackets on them, or you make them dress
up for Halloween look like Chucky coming at you with
a knife, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
The part time dog that we have, your daughter's dog. No,
so my daughter's doll. It's my daughter's boyfriend's dog.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Right.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
He got the dog to appease my.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Daughter because I never let her have a dog, because
I knew that she'd never look after it. And she
has enough trouble looking after a part time dog. But
that's all by the bye. But at Christmas they do
Lilah the dog.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
You love it.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
That is a cute. Look at you. This is a cute,
little cute picture of the dog dressed up as.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
That's adorable in the sand outfit with a hat next
to the Christmas tree. That is adorable. And I've seen
that dog Delilah also dressed up in a cute little
Paddington Bear raincoat.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
So see, that's all cute. We love it when our
dogs dress up. But is it good for them? I'm
looking at some of the information here. I mean dogs
like being the center of attention. They like the folks.
They love it when everyone's fawning over them. Most dogs,
I think like that. The cons are You can they
can overheat, restricted movement, they can get stressed. So you know,

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maybe that doesn't suit all dogs or all pets.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Didn't your boys have trouble when you put like a
little bandanna around mini.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Oh if she goes and gets goes to the groomer
to get clipped, and they put a bandanna around her neck,
they hate it. No, take it off, Take it off.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
She looks like a punce.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
So it doesn't stay on for long, so you know,
but they still think it's cute if she's dressed like.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
How do you get a punsy dog? Smells like backside
to me?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Oh, that's nice, smells like cavia. So how do you
feel dressing your pets up? Does it pass the pub test? Maybe?
Years ago I thought it was really clever when I
first heard Lombard. Remember Lombard, what that meant? Lots of
money but a real dickhead? Remember that. You're wondering now
where people called you that? And Dink's double income, no kids,

(38:26):
all these sort of Well, I've come across a list
of nicknames for co workers. I'm going to quiz you, Brandon,
because I reckon you're good at this. I hadn't heard
any of these.

Speaker 12 (38:35):
Go on.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Wheelbarrow needs to be carried and pushed around.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Only works when pushed.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Ye deck chair folds under pressure.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Folds under pressure.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Sensor light only works when someone comes in the room.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Works when someone walks by. This is boring. You know
them are sorry noodles. Maybe your wife calls you this,
thanks all job take two minutes.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Times you're about speaking to my wife.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
By the way, what about MasterCard?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
MasterCard takes credit for everyone else's work. Cordless only works
for two hours. Fetter h crumbles out of pressure.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
You're taking all the fun out of this, because if
you've been called all these things. Lantern not very bright,
but it has to be carried. Koala no protected species
beautiful Lona Ona.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Could understand my own one. Rusty gun is a bit
like koala. What that means doesn't work and can't be fired.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Oh that's good, Loana, l o na lights on nobody home, Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah, that's old yeah or so on.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
The acronym ones dam works much about showbag, showbag full
of shit excellent?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
He called all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
That's when you're walking down the car and they say
he comes showbag.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
So be prepared if you're being called those things that work,
they're not cute little nicknames. They're having a gun.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Isn't that right?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Cordless Podcast?

Speaker 1 (40:05):
When God I wanted to get on right now your
windows stick.

Speaker 12 (40:13):
Your head on a yell.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
The pub test today. Dressing your pets up. I'm not
talking about Miss September. She don't need no clothes. It
doesn't last the pub test.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I'm not going to value you out of that sentence.
This what made us talk about this was as hr
rushes into the is it crocs are releasing clogs for
your dog and you can get matching clogs and crocs yourself.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
So likely do you look mentally deficient? Now your pet
will as well.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Well, it's cute. And the little crocs that have socks
on them, so the dogs are all little bits that
hold them onto the dog. Dressing up your dog is fun.
People do it at Christmas, they do it at Halloween,
to all that kind of stuff. A lot of people
feel that it brings them close to the dog. The
dogs are center of attention. They love all of that.
Some dogs get stressed, don't like it, feel constricted in

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the clothes. How do you feel dressing your pets up?
Does it past the pub test?

Speaker 12 (41:14):
Not?

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Absolutely ridiculous? What's the world coming to? If only the
pets could talk, so.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
I would say, no, it's not good for them.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
Yes, I think the topcat dress mine the wine shirt
and he had the datim dragon and we love it.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Christmas definitely not.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I think it's really cruel.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
Actually, I've seen a lot of dogs looking very stretched.

Speaker 9 (41:38):
Why don't they give them money to the homeless.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
I saw the movie Cats and Dogs the other day,
and you should have seen at the end of the
movie how they dressed up pats. It was unbelievable. Maybe
for a short time, but if you saw the end
of that movie, it was like dressing humans up if
you just look at the hook on their focus when
they're walking around. So absolutely, what is going on? And
also when I knew that used the bar room and

(42:02):
that I saw Florence a someble a restricted evening. Never
region restricted.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
They're the regions no one wants.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
That can't get your nose in there. What's the point.
Now you may know this stuff, but I saw an
obituary from twenty thirteen, the mother of Matt Groening, who
is the Simpsons creator. Yep, and this is how the
obituary goes. Groaning common Margaret Ruth died peacefully in her

(42:30):
Sleep April twenty two, twenty thirteen, in Portland born Margaret Wigham.
Margaret's parents, Matt and Ingeberg Wigham, met on a boat
coming to America from Norway. She graduated from Lyndfield in
nineteen ninety four. A married classmate Homer Groaning, whom she
chose because he made her laugh the most. Margaret and
Homer supported the Oregon Symphony, the Portland Trailblazers, and many

(42:53):
local yarn shops besides Homer. Margaret was preceded in death
by her eldest daughter, Patti. She is survived by her
brother Arnold, her children Mark, Matt, Lisa, and Maggie. So
all those names, obviously and there have come from his

(43:14):
own family. As someone here has said, Flanders and Lovejoy
are major streets in Portland. It's an interesting point, someone
said shortly before meeting James L. Brooks, who was the
I guess the executive producer of The Simpsons. Matt Groening
scrapped the idea he had been planning to pitch and
come up with an outline for The Simpsons. A little
or no time to come up with character names, so

(43:35):
he simply used the ones from his family. So you've
got Homer. Marge Bart is an acronym for Bratt Lisa,
you've got Maggie, you've got Chief Wigham, and you've got Patty,
one of Marge's sisters.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
So good, so cool. So let's say The Simpsons has
always been a touchdown for me and my kids.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
My eldest son, Morgan, you know, whenever there's an Instagram site,
it's called criminal Simpsons, and I just constantly at him
in that whateverever something comes up, like I could say anything,
I could say.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
We could be saying, like Helen will say what do
we having for dinner? And I'll say steak, And then
this ensues steak.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Money's still tight for steak. Steak, sure steak.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Helen hates it. What Helen hates it because all the kids.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
One time we're out there and someone mentioned dettl plan
and I said, and I said, Lisa needs braces, and
Helen goes, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
And I said, all the kids know this.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I put a text out, a group text deadl plan,
and I got within my kids don't respond to anything
within two minutes.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
I had so long that a plan, that old plan,
Lisa needs braces, that old plan Lisa needs brace.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
That goes for ten hours. AA is a women that
get the Simpsons as a women on the side.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I love the Simpsons, but those catchphrases and things. I
remember being at school the morning after Happy Days started
and someone said sit on it. I thought, oh God,
here it goes. You know that that's just the stuff.
And when I was growing up it was you know,
the boys I went to school with would quote Monty
Python as to who I loved. But when you hear
the quotes, it's the stuff that men do.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
What about them?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Don't quote memes like that to each other?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Okay? What about nothing impossible I go wrong? I always
say that thought.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I don't know where that's from.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
It's when they're going to Itchy and Scratchy World and
the amusement Park of the future where nothing can possibly
go wrong, no possibly go wrong.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I wonder why you say that that's the first thing
that's ever gone wrong.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Look at you right with his little faces.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
My kids are into it, and I love the Simpsons,
but I just don't requote them.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
This is okay, this is for you. Ryan. What if
I said stupid sexy Flanders, right, I did?

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Hold shut in boots.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Flanders.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
That suits a little revealing, isn't it. Well, it allows
for maximum mobility. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Quite must wash.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Okay, don panic remember what the instructor said.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
They ever get into trouble, all you need to do.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Is he looks like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing
at all, nothing at all, stupid sexy Flanders.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
This explains why you've been looking at that computer screen
and giggling.

Speaker 13 (46:19):
Like a girl.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I'm wondering with Ryan podcast don't play.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
That's so amazing.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Chris Brown is Australia's favorite vet TV host, a very
close friend of ours, and he's always caring for animals
and quite sincerely Chris, I've walked with you through King's
Cross in the middle of the night and you will
have you will answer every single person's request about their pet.
You were a very sincerely an animal guy. So you

(46:51):
did a pet census recently, the truly important pet sensors
to find out about the role that pets actually playing
the lives of Australians and hello and welcome.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Thanks.

Speaker 7 (46:59):
Yeah, I think our pets probably aren't really included in
our lives as much as they as they could be
and probably get a bit of a rough go considering
we have over thirty million pets in Australia. But when
you say, when you travel to North America or Europe,
they're a lot more included. You'll see them in cafes,
on planes, you'll see them in hotels. It's easy to
get rentals with pets there. It's just a bit harder

(47:21):
than it should be here. So the census was all
about learning more about pets. Pets are never included in
our human census really, and there's never been a single
question about pets. Yet you know, they're supposedly our best friends.
So it was about trying to learn more about them,
to I guess, to help them out a bit more,
and all the while that we get some pretty interesting
findings out of the census about the role they the

(47:43):
quirky little role they play in our lives.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Well, we just did in our pub test before they've
released crocs matching crocs for you and your dog. And
I think you've said before that dogs don't like things
on their feet. But what role does dress ups play?
Did you ask that question?

Speaker 7 (47:59):
Not specific, but we asked you know whether whether pets
sleep in your bed. Fifty eight percent of people share
a bed with their pet. Another eighteen percent of people
the pet is in the bedroom, So that's pretty significant.
But the thing about dressing up your pet, you've got
to be really, really careful. They get really sensitive about
haircuts and clothing if you laugh at them, And there's

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scientific studies that show that if you laugh at a
pet's haircut, they'll go through a period of almost mourning
or grief or extreme stress and anxiety because of the
fact that they know you're laughing at them.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
I I've had dogs brought into the vet hospital where
they're not eating and the only identifiable cause is the
fact that you laughed. The owners laughed at that dog's haircut,
and they just went off their food. It's like having
your wife. You've just got to you know, the missile
comes into the house with a haircut.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Don't say anything. Laugh and don't laugh when your wife
comes in with on the cone of shame around a net.

Speaker 7 (48:58):
To be fair, Jonesy, you did Booker into the grooming salon,
which was unfair.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
They do everything.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
So what are some of the more surprising things that
you've discovered.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 7 (49:11):
Probably that when asked whether who do you go to
for emotional sport. Do you go to your pet or
do you go to your human partner. Seventy seven percent
of people go to their pet when when they're having.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
A tough time. So that's that's pretty damning, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Not if I damning or refreshing.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
You're refreshing.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Do you look at it does show that the lack
of judgment that we get from from our pets.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
They feel a certain role in our lives.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
They certainly make us feel a bit complete, you know,
and and that that's that's enlightening. Seventy six percent of
people support pets being on planes on domestic flights in
the cabin with.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
It having to be the small ones you put under
the front though, don't.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
They Yeah, they do of a certain certain size.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
There, what are you going to take on a jet
staff flight.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
You'll have to take the the smallest chiuara in the world,
like a miniature chihuahua.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Pay a small fee for a chiu hour. Yeah, it's
so that that's certainly one.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Only about thirty percent of people feel like there are
enough exercise areas, yeah, for pets, and they're local.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
All those areas are getting closed down, aren't they? That's
how it feels dogs and dogs can't be off the
lead anywhere.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Also, snake people are they weird as they're actually in
the studio right now waiting for you. Just always fine,
And I'm not slagging snack people because I don't want to.
But unless you're in Motley crue or you're a little
bit of a weirdo, you've got a snake.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
There are hard There are harder animal than average to
emotionally bond with. I think, speaking of emotionally bonding, what
do you reckon how many? What percentage of people do
you think kiss their pets on the lips? Just kiss
them but actually like lip to lip, tongue to tongue.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
No, I'd say seven percent thirty three? Is that bad
for us?

Speaker 7 (50:53):
It's actually it's this is an interesting one. So people
often worry about where that tongue has been. Yeah, quite
often your.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Pets worry about where your tongue has.

Speaker 7 (51:03):
Been been their private areas, usually in the minutes before
they give us a lick. So typically they have their
bugs and we have ours, so their bacteria can't infect
us and vice versa. So it is very hard to
get sick from what your pet licks you with.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Sounds like you're one of these thirty three percent weird.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
He's buzz on the lips. So there's buzz sleep on
the bed. No, the cricket does.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
If Buzz slept in the bed, I wouldn't be there,
wouldn't be rude.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
What about when there's things are getting hot and heavy.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
In the room, do you put the dog outside the door?

Speaker 4 (51:36):
I think you've got to, yeah, because you can't have
a watch in their form judgments. I think we've got
very judging eyes. You have that side eye looks like
what you are you doing?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
The dog might be looking at you. He's singing, I'm next.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Someone getting hurt.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
This is a slice of the life. Doctor christ Is
always could talk to your head. You drool dot pet
to see the census results. And do you have the
range of vet made treats and wash?

Speaker 2 (52:06):
It got all of them? Can I sound? I know
you don't want to say this stuff about yourself. Those
those treats are amazing. The washes, the anti allergy stuff
for dogs.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
What's a wash?

Speaker 7 (52:16):
Is it like a face washer or a wash wash
like a whole body wash. And then at this time
of year, every pet is licking their feet with that sound,
which is the worst sounds sound. You can't you can't
block it out. So these these washes and creams help
with that.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Don't You also have like a like a wash that
you can sort of spray on them so you don't
have to douse the whole dog.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
No time to wash, spray. I actually have brought some
in Jonesy for me.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
No time to wash.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I'm not the one, Chris. It's always.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Someone would just like to extend our good like vibes,
goodli like vibes. Going to tash Lee, she's going for
her driver's test today. Firstly, Tash, how old are you now?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
I'm thirty eight?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Thirty eight? How many times have you gone for your
driver's test?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
This is going to be number three? And what happened
the first two times?

Speaker 13 (53:24):
The first time I mounted the curb while trying to
do a reverse park. The second time I was much better.
But the thing that sent me over the edge was
I was at the traffic lights and it was green,
and I went, but I didn't do a head check.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
You do the head check.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I didn't know you had to do that. The light's green.
Green is low. How do you do a head check
if everyone's going because it's green.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Someone could be Johnny ice Pipe could have just stolen
the car and going through the intersection, or you know,
me on the motorcycle riding home after a hard day at.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
The fun Factory.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Lane filtering Tash with lane filtering by the way is Lee.
We did a competition, remember about probably about ten years ago,
there was a TV show on here about bad drivers
or whatever, and Jonesy and I and about ten listeners
all went for our driver's license. No one passed.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
We all had our driver technicality, we all did and
you didn't stop it at a pedestrian cross.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
It is not true.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
That is not true.

Speaker 13 (54:25):
It is true.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
It's not true. But the same sort of stuff that
Tash is talking about. Don't you think, well, it's a
green light. Do I have to do a head check.
I've only got one head Yeah, good luck.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
We're passing on the good vibes.

Speaker 13 (54:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
I feel sick. I'm actually really nervous. I'm just what
to day. What time o'clock.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Might be? All right?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
I mean, good luck weather.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Can I get a pity pass because of the weather.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
You think so, wouldn't you you do a management trick?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Just shove a fifty dollars note down your price.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I see I used coins?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
That was my What have you got down there?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Made a good noises around the corner, Tash.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Tomorrow we are going to be saying congratulations because you
will have your license.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
I hope so it happened, so positive vibes like you
share Notion podcast WSPM. Hello there, it's Joonesy Demanda.

Speaker 12 (55:20):
Right on.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
If you had to see nine on the screen, would
you be calling that out?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
I don't like what you over for twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
You should see she should do an Chisel collab.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
The amount of feedback I've had from that night my
co lab with Cold Chisel, and the amount of feedback
we've had about our win at the accross. I usually
don't like to bang on about ourselves or myself. I'm
not that sort of person. No are No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Do you think I'm that sort of persose?

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I do? Do you? What do I do that?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Anyway? We don't often blow our own trumpet, but we
got best show in Australia Saturday night, the Two Peter.
As you say some people have said, repeat, but two
pizza a much better way of pras.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
T shirts made, and we were thrilled.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
We were absolutely thrilled, and thank you to everyone for
their kind words. Crazy Bull Miguel has said, we'll deserve
to the greatest team on air period, well deserve all
these lovely things. Todd has just said, where is he?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Well done? Handclapp, Yeah, that's lovely. Expected a bit more from.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Him, a lot of people. Congratulations. We love you guys.
It's so nice, and thank you for your support. We
appreciate it is it.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Is a great deal, and it is a big deal.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
It's a big deal. It's a big deal, and that's
what I was thinking. Maybe we need some jingles because
we've got jingles and better than that's you know, I
know it's a two grand Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Better than the team who's offering. We've got that. I've
got some professional jingles.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Fox he's been at work coming up with some jingles
for our winning show, win, for our winning show.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Here you want to hear them? Shoa wow, I like it. Yeah,
we got this one as well.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Winning. That's cute.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Charles rump function on w U S that's cute.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Ye you don't like that one.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
So I just feel that you gotta go deeper. You
gotta be about the winning, about the damp of the show.
This is a bit rocky out here. John C.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Chohncy Johncy.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
They yeah, John won't see John C.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
He did walk the streets. True, he's the best. He's
the best. I'll go on, Cho Diner, the warm leader.
He didn't walk the streets. Jot see there's a moon
as well.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I'm sorry what I forgot?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
There's a moon as well?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Me a moonda.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Come on, let's go.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Right.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
I want that every fifteen minutes across the whole day.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Said.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Jam Jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Twenty thousand dollars. Imagine that twenty thousand dollars could be
yours if your favorite goolie of the year. What have
we got, Hi, Joined and Amanda?

Speaker 12 (58:45):
What gets my gulies? Are barcode sets. They're on everything
and they're impossible to remove. I bought individual bowls at
a well known hardware store. Every one of them had
a barcode. Thought of you, clever border box off the
bolts inside the box, every bolts. They're ridiculous. They should

(59:07):
come with a year's supply of eucalyptus oil. That's what
gets my goies.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
They are hard to get off your bolt.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
If you're doing a job and you cannot use your
bolt while it's got a barkcoad on it.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Sometimes you can, but if it's a tight you've got
a tight fit there, you've got to pick it all off.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ridiculous. It's like every individual piece
of fruit is marked unbelievable, Isn't it? Is that necessary?
What else have we got, Hi, James and Amanda.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
What gets my ghoulies is every.

Speaker 9 (59:35):
Single year, at this time of the year that commentators
cannot pronounce Bafist.

Speaker 13 (59:43):
It's not bath Hurst, It's Bafist, always has been, always
will be true.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
There I'll set on Penrith.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
What about Have you heard how the guys from top
g you say it, Jeremy Clarkson.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Attist, they say Bathhurst Paths because that's what they say
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
We probably mangle all of their places as well, Shropshire
and Lincoln. Ma Sheer and Blaber, Marie Bousher full there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
And with a good if you did, Dad, You can
always contact us via the iHeartRadio app.

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At seven to nine, our favorite caller email or Facebook
friend gets a Shandon Sydney Harbor long lunch for two
that on board the Jackson Sydney's hot at Super Yocht.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
This spring we should go cruiser on the harbor. Maybe
not today, No, today is the best day. Look at it,
it's it's quite steel. But at the same time, Gray Steely.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Well, this morning we're talking about the father on a plane.
The seat was being kicked by a little kid. He
took great delight in reclining his seat to scrunch the
kid's leg sitting behind him, and that kid's parents were
complaining to the flight attendant and said, no, I saw
what went on here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
We stopped the little jerk.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
So the tribal drumas beating for petty revenge. The kid edition.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Pretty and you're a little dog.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
His Christian pen who took his child along with his
father in law to treat top adventure part for a
wholesome day out.

Speaker 11 (01:01:11):
One area had the giant exercide falls and as his kid,
who was significantly older than him, and he kept throwing
balls at.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Kids and you know, just hurting kids. Anyway, my son
happened to get a ball to him and then he
falls over and cries and thought, right, well, let's just go.
That's the safest thing to do.

Speaker 12 (01:01:25):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
My father in law though, all the time, this kid
deserves a tasty medicine. So he picked up a pictures
eized ball and sconded at his kid's head and he
went kartwheeling through about three meters, leaned against the wall
of the trampoline and started crying. I thought, well, this
is child of Goose, but you are kid.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
That's he moved on father in law old school dads
and pulled him in the head with it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Yeah, completely like full throttle, and he said, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
That's what it's about, right Au.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Two, that's enough. Don't forget sometime between now and six
pm you were going to hear I want to break
Free by Queen. The first call through thirteen ws FM,
you get two thousand dollars. Sure is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
We'll be back from six to nine for jam Nation.
See then, good dat to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Good bite, good bite, wipe the two.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
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