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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Wow,
what a show today. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Did you see the moon last night? I did Big
and Full and juice. It was massive. It's a harvest moon.
What is a harvest moon? We're going to talk to
our resident astrophysicists. How many shows have one of those?
His name is Brad Tucker, will give us the lowdown
on the moon.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Also down to the Jonty the man of arms for
the pub test dating for the bank balance? Does that
pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Days of Kazi Lives? Is it okay? Is it indeed
practical to maybe look for someone who can offer some
financial security. We ask you to help us plan our
show for next year. We go to the fruited planes.
Is that we're calling them?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
We're heading over to the fruited planes.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yes, we're going to be on Drive show next year.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
On show there's the fruited planes.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now as we speak, see over there there's a surf ranch.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
See I don't want a surf ranch. There's a bar
that sounds all right.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Just running away cocktails.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Would there be a cheese place.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Look who's serving the d it's Sydney Sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's not Henry cavill anyway. We've asked your help in
what we should do on our drive show. We're building
this show together. All of that's on its way.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, what she said?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
What she said?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
For them to do it again, Mistress Amanda and miss
call Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Friend in making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Congratulations, we're there any right now.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Good radio.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Sorry, but if a ton tone twist set shoot time,
we're on the are top of the morning to you, man,
what do you make a little face there?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You don't like the big long intro. That's the year.
That's the long that's the longer one. That's in case
you get stuck in the loo or something.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And in the morning when I come in and open
up the shop and make sure that everything's okay and
clean the spew off the front footpath, I move all
the intros around and I forgot to take the long
intro out.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Guys? For a minute? Minute?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Twenty minute?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Twenty did you get something? Okay, what do you want
to do? You just get straight down of the sex.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
No, no full play for you.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm quite happy with that long intro, Brendan, you like
a bit of four play for this show has gone
off the rails already.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
You know, I'm a bit depressed.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
A bad sign happened last night when I got home
from work or yesterday.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I've got this.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Little cup, you know, the Jonesy Amanda cups that we
gave out in the East to show bags all those
years ago. I think it's about twenty fourteen, and it's
got you doing that little cheeky face and I'm getting
a good on you. It fell and smashed pieces on
my garage floor.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You're a guy about signs matter to you.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Sign signs.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know that we've got ten weeks to go before
we go over to the fruited planes, which I'm not against,
but really for the fruited plane.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm a creature of habit.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I've been doing this for so long I can't remember
what it's not like to get up at this time
of day.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, And are you thinking that the smashed cup? Is
it an end of things?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Is it the end for our two heroes.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's not because we're going to do a drive show.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, of course, of course.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
You know that contract you signed, that's what that was.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Did you see the bit underneath it that was in
crown that I added, don't look at that bit. I
don't get that.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, I don't know about you, because I'll spelt wrong.
I'm going to drive.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Anyway, So I just need someone to give me reassurances.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Your reassurance it's going to be okay. Tell me how
were our faces on the Well.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
We weren't broken up, so our little faces it's still together.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Okay, so that's good.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Was it too big to put in a locket? You
know you can get bits of china that you can
put in a locket.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well, I did, and then I swept it all up
in my little dust pan, and I was about to
just put it in a bin, and I thought I
can't just throw our little little cup in the binder.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
So I'm just straightened up, spread all the pieces out
on my workbench and maybe I can glue it back together.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Now are our faces intact?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Our faces are intact.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
This is the thing. It's all about change, Brendan, And
I'm happy for change. Being alive is about being open
to change. I'm happy for that. And your cup is
saying things are changing, but you're still together.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
What's a good glue though, because they've got all this
woke glue now, because people can't handle super glue anymore,
Idiots glue their hands.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
You're putting your hand up. You've got web fingers because
of it.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
In my day, when I was a kid, you had
super glue and you'd have to go to the emergency.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
What if you glued something together?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
But now, thanks to woke society, you can't have a
decent glue anymore.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
What a shape?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
You need a decent glue?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
What a shame my kingdom for a decent glue. Well,
look that's your own business.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
That's the show done. Tomorrow. I'll bring it, I'll bring
it in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Maybe there's something I don't watch you with your tongue
hanging out of your mouth as we watch you. Simple
glue your hands together or you'll scratch yourself and your
hand will be stuck and see you go off to
giggles your non woke glue.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
We have an action back show today.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Our resident astrophysicist Brad Tucker is going to be joy.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You have to look out the window. There's a big,
big moon. It's called a harvest moon. What does it mean?
How long is it hanging around? He is going to
give us all the detail.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's all about Neil Young. Isn't it harvest moon? Also
Instagram makes this return and we can't do anything? Do
we do the magnificence?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Here's question number one. If someone challenges you to split
the g it's not about a g string. You'll need
a pint.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Of what we get straight to the sex? How are we?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Here's mister coldspoon.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Listen to Billy sing it for your super GM nation.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Certainly recommend that documentary that Billy Joel has done and
so it goes it's worth watching.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
He should watch it.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
He said it went for four or five hours.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Five hours, but you're watching in two people.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
A lot of Billy Joel.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's a lot of Billy job But I really I've
always wade a Billy Joel.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I love Billy Joel. I'm a big fan of the
early Billy Joel. Is there enough of that in there
for me?

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of early billy job. But
you know, so then I appreciate that stuff as well.
You know, commercial radio has pretty much warned away for mix.
We've played every ten minutes, but it is a really
well crafted song. Mostly Sunday, twenty nine degrees in the
city thirty two in our west. Right now at seventeen
degrees it is twelve past six. We have the magnificent
seven seven questions? Can you go all the way and

(06:48):
answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that, a
man will say, I just.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Realize you are a man of signs. You're anxious at
the cup split. But also, like on ratings day, for example,
you think if you have a good run with the lights,
you've made me do it now that the universe means
will have good ratings if you don't have to stop
all the traffic lights after all these years, you know
those things aren't connected, don't you.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
The River of Green in and that's what I'm going
to miss when we go we go to the Fruited
Plains next year, because traffic lights at this time in
the morning really are a suggestion.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Even the cops downn't want to know about it. Yes,
you know you can blow a few reds and it's okay.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's okay saying these words out loud.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
You can say I'm going to miss doing and I'm
going to miss blowing the blowing.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
The reds, blowing the red blowing the red Stephen's in
Guy met ah I, Stephen, good morning.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Are all very well?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Thanks to If someone challenges you to split the G,
and I've been with my sons when they do this,
you need a pint of what. Yes, to split the
G means to drink your guinness with such precision that
the head of the pint rests perfectly across the middle
of the letter G on the glass.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, I've tried. It's very hard.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
There's a new Netflix series at the moment, The House
of Guinness, about the history of Guinness.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
It's supposed to be really good, better than Billy Charles.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Many people are saying, Yes.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Which European city is world famous for its bicycles and.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Canals, And it's maybe ability and the bicycles end up
in the canals largely.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
But also it's a loosey goosey place to purchase the hay.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
You can get them there. Warren is in Castle Hill.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Warren, which European city is world famous for its bicycles,
It's canals and it's hey.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Man Amsterdam, Amsterdam to Amsterdam, Warren.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I always wanted to go to Amsterdam. I went to
the Netherlands about five times, would beyond two thousand and
I was always staying about an hour out of town
to film the world's biggest centrifuge on occasion and something
about cow doing recycling cow dung was another story. And
I never got to why.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
I was just there last year or the year before.
It's a great city. The smell of weed gets a
bit much. I'm not a I don't not like weed.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
But he hang on, what are you saying, don't not
like it?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
The smell of weed was too much after a bit.
And also they've got the prostitutes in the window. So
you walking along, is that really happens? Yeah, they're still
there in the window, like your window shopping.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
You know.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'm walking along with my wife, you know, we looking
at the.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Shops, looking at the shop. I don't not like prostituting.
We're going up to question number three now, which is
What's on the box?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Warren?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
The box on Warren? What's this?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
TV shows it was Succession getting helped Warren? Which is okay?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Which are the following songs had its vocals recorded in
the nude?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Hope, shut up your face is one of the options.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Is it a Eternal Flame by the Bengals? B Take
My breath Away by Berlin? Or see whipp It by Devo?
One of those was record in the nude cluel get
a clue, choice, small choice.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
All right, we'll go to see No, it's not whipp
It by Divo, whipp It good Miss Warren?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Now podcast or any of the magnificence where we at
we act?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Question number four, it's going to Liam in windsor Hello Liam,
this is no choice for you, Liam. Which one of
the following songs had its vocals recorded in the nutty
in the nude? Was it a Eternal Flame by the
Bengals or B Take My breath Away by Berlin? We've
worked out it wasn't whipp It by Devo.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah, it's eternal flame.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I mean, I don't know if I believe this story,
but at the time, this is a story that went
around Suzanna Hoffser said she recorded the vocals for Eternal
Flame in the nude after her producer said, Olivia and
Newton John used that technique.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I don't believe a word that maybe someone was pulling
a late standing in the nike.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Actually, she said she loved the effects so much she
kept recording the album nude, and to learn years later
he had been joking.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
But the guy, yeah, the producers have you seen Susanna Hofs?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, it's a bit all right? Yeah, and what are
you going to do?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Like, no one's going to do that trick to meat load?
Come on, meat I swear it's true. Mate.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
What cooking method involves submerging food in hot fat royal?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Them?

Speaker 6 (11:38):
That would be deep praying.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Brings you to question six. In which decade did Sydney's
Tram network officially close our original tram network? What decade
did that end up going? Going in the decade the
old Lady was born?

Speaker 6 (11:53):
So nineteen sixties?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, does she tell you about? Is that how you
did the mats in your head? I actually found out
we went to San Francisco one year with my uncle
and some of the Sydney and Melbourne trains right over
there on their tram network.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
You're there too.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Where they went.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
They sent them over to San Francisco because the dopes
at the time that ran the city.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
This city, we're going to.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Rip up the trams because people are going to drive
their cars into the city in the future. And then
the dopes that run the city. Now what we're going
to do is we're going to put trams back because.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
We don't want people to drive.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
We don't want people to drive their car.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
So I would say, in another let's say fifty years,
let's see what happens.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
There, they'll probably pull the DRAMs out again.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
This brings you to question seven, liamb here we go
Fashion Week is currently taking place in which European city?
This is question seven.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
We we parie, Liam.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's as to congratulations you won the jam pack, my man,
you've got it all coming away a family past a
Featherdale Farm. Save twenty five percent of these school holidays
at Featherdale Wildlife Park, two hundred dollars to spend at
Babe Vista Dessert Bar. World famous desserts at Bavista, Paramatta
and Bright in the Sands and Jonesy demantic caricatures, feed
the coloring.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
And s standard, the pencils. Liam, is there everything you'd
like to add to this?

Speaker 6 (13:07):
I just say you very much.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
And the young fellow he'll be three.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I love going back to feather Dale.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Great age. What's your young fellow's name?

Speaker 6 (13:17):
Cooper?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Young Cooper?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
That is that is a beautiful age. I agree it is.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
They're just full of joy and wonderment.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I know we're all getting a bit now. Thank you, Liam,
have a great school holidays.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Carry on, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
His cheese, everyone TikTok Tuckers coming up a little bit
later on.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Speaking of you spitting on people, That's what happened there.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
That was the day I spat on Colin Fastening.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It was like an egg coffee that I think you
get in South America, and maybe I hadn't stirred it
well enough, but it hit the back of your throat
and he was doing a day of publicity for bedterms
and Gardens. You spewed it up onto his white T shirt.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
He hasn't washed that shirt since. Just to remind him.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Tin the Smiths only like Monica Lewinsky's.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Dress thumbing through the German that cap it the musical
facts on this day in twenty twelve, Bruno Mars released
Locked Out of Heaven.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
It was of his second album.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
You remember his second album, Unorthodox Jukebox that won a
bunch of Grammys as Pop Out Album being one of them.
The song also said sorry as I suck in some breath.
The song also said a new Spotify record where it
became the first song ever to be streamed more than
one million times over seven day period.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
What about that? That was the big streamer?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
I'm not everyone was happy, though.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Who wasn't happy?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Police fans were not happy. I'm not talking about the coppers.
I'm talking about police policeman.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Apparently there's a lot of similarities with that and Message
in a bottle, the message in a bottle.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Let's put Bruno on message in a bottle.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Wow, it's identical.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I have to say.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Bruno DJ Bryan. That's mash him together.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
See what happens.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I'm not happy at all.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Stops like when you drive along someone leaves the window of.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
A cardan But tell me this did this end up
in court?

Speaker 7 (15:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Really?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
All those things that do in this one didn't.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Seem sad in this weirder yoga pose and just went yeah,
radio whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Really Bruno, until this very minute, hang on a minute.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
This is great gam nation.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Big full moon in the sky this morning. I noticed
on my way to work able to catch a glimpse
of it. Overnight. You may have noticed it's looking bigger
than normal. That's because it's a harvest moon. What is
a harvest moon? How long will it hang around? What
does it all mean? Because now to our resident astrophysicist,
tavvery casual Brad Tucker, Hollo, Brad, how's it going?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Good to talk to you again?

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Brady's always good to talk to moon and all things
the looney and lunacy.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
What does it mean that we have to set up
the altar and sacrificing people?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Is that is that what it's about?

Speaker 7 (16:14):
I mean yeah, I mean you know it was Tuesday,
so you know that was on the plants. Now it's
a good enjoyment, I think, you know. The heart the
harvest moon just comes from also the North American name
for moons, right, they're kind of seasonal, h and they
generally had these names for different months.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Obviously October it.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
Starts to become harvest season. So it does become a
little bit weird for us because it's usually the opposite
of what's happening here. But it was still a nice,
big supermoon, and it was a really bright moon to
watch last night.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
And how often will we see it? Like it's a
couple of days.

Speaker 7 (16:49):
Yeah, so you know the peak, the peak happened about
yesterday afternoon, but it will still be nearly one hundred
percent fool tonight. So if you're out and about this evening,
it will still look nice and big and bright. So
you know, it's not like it happens for one single second,
even though we say it it's one hundred percent at

(17:09):
one single second, it still looks nice and big and
nice and bright, and it's still on that closer point
to Earth. So these supermoons in their orbit around the
Earth sometimes they are a bit closer to Earth and
so they're a bit bigger and a bit brighter in
our sky.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
You know.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I know I sound naive for saying this, but it's
a nice reminder that we all share the same moon.
The world is so divisive at the moment that we're
all seeing this at the same time.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Well very much, shor we really I think don't appreciate
the mood. I mean, if you're on Mercury or Venus,
you got nothing. Mars's two moons are tiny little rocks
that are disappointing. And you know, here everywhere across the
world you get to see this celestial object that humans
have gone to that actually is connected to the Earth.

(17:52):
Part of it formed from the Earth four billion years ago,
and it lights up for skies and affects lots of
life actually on Earth.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
So it really is.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Almost a magical thing that we sometimes do kay for Granted, is.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
It true that people are different in a flo emergency
rooms have more people in there, that we have more
water in our blood. That kind of thing is all
that true?

Speaker 7 (18:17):
So no, but there have been some notes of you know,
various activities, and some of it is has to do
with the observational effect. You notice the full moon because
it's big and bright in your field of view, so
when the moon is half or a quarter you don't
really notice a change because you're not looking for a change. Now,

(18:39):
one of the things you also get is the full
moon always rises at sunset, So in order for the
moon to be full, the sun has to be on
the opposite side of the Earth to the moon. So
that means the sun sets in the west, the moon
rises in the east, so it rises at it a
convenient time, so people are still sometimes even you know,
in the winter, driving home or walking the dog and
those sorts of things, so you tend to.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Make that notice as well.

Speaker 7 (19:02):
But you know, there is notes of you know, say,
you know, the classic dogs barking at night and that
sort of thing. The moon makes the full moon makes
the sky brighter, so you actually can see more outside,
so you tend to be a little bit more active
or a little bit more aware of your surroundings, and
so dogs see more in those sorts of things. So
you do get some effects because you notice it, but

(19:23):
in terms of the direct effect on our body, there
really isn't that much.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Well how does that explain a man to then I've
got hair on the back of my hands.

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Well, that's right, So sometimes things make you stare up
and that sort of thing. So it's look, the moon
is really great. It's a really it was a really
great moon. And then we get next month we get
another super moon, so we kind of fall into this
period of the moon becomes in sync in its rotation
around the Earth, and so for the next couple of

(19:52):
full moons. It's going to be this super moon of being.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
A bit closer and a bit brighter.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
So the full moon on the fifth of November and
then the fourth of December, those will all be those bigger,
slightly bigger, slightly brighter full moons in the evening.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Give it up for the moon, and I say it
has no atmosphere, but come on, come on, come.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
On, that's right.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
I mean it's better than some of other places. You
don't want to be Urinus and be the fotovol Joe.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, exactly, Amanda loves going to Uranus.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Urinus.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Please Brad our astrophysicist.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
You are our only astrophysicist and you will always be
Brad Tuger.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Thanks guys, Thanks Brad.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Jonesy nation.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Let's go on, Dan to the Jonesy demand of arms
for the pub test.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Don'ting someone for their bank balance? Does it pass?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
The pub text does sound horrendous, but I was terribly horrendous.
It does. But a new survey has revealed that millions
of Australians are doing a hooking up for financial reasons.
Almost one in five, the equivalent to three point six
million people have pursued a romantic relationship for financial reasons.
One intent said they're upfront with their partner about their intention,

(21:00):
eight percent hid their financial motivations. Seven percent said that
they're in a relationship where they thought their partner was
with them for their money. So it is we're not
just talking about sugar daddies and that kind of thing.
Gen Zeters. Thirty two percent of these findings were about
gen Zetters who are likely to have dated financial security.
So it sounds cold and calculating, but when you talk

(21:22):
about financial security, that is very important to people, and
this is what a financial A financial expert named is
Sarah Beginson. She's quoted in this article. She has said
for some Australians, the cost, the rising cost of living
has blurred the lines between love and financial security, and
you can understand how that can happen.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
True.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
She however, says that it down the track, it can
leave you vulnerable. When financial security is the main driver
in a relationship, it risk creating power and balances and
can eroad trust, which are both things toxic. Having said that,
if you're in a loving relationship and financial issues raise
their head, that way trouble lies to for many many couples.
It's one of the top reasons people break up. So

(22:00):
even though it sounds calculating to say dating someone for
their bank balance, maybe there is some legalities, or to say,
maybe it's not such a bad thing when you look
at the word, look.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
At the dowry. That's what he's done.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
In the olden times, the man, the father would bequeath
his daughter to the local guy before goats.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
For a goat and a chicken and something else. That
was a bad deal that was in the olden times.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
But there've always been circumstances where it's not necessarily cold
and calculating. But this is a way of can as
a couple. How do we survive here? I need some financial.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
SURVIGERI to get married. You don't want to marrying Johnny
or Jenny no Hoper.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
You want the name would be a giveaway for starters
measures Johnny and Jenny no Hope.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
I got married.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Oh what a mistake.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I love this footage that I've done. Just let me
show you this Brendon. This guy is one of the
most famous coaches. I think he's the owner of the Raiders.
The American is that baseball or is that NFL anyway,
he is. He's on one side, his girlfriend's on the
other side. He said they met on a plane and
she fell in love with his mile. His head looks

(23:11):
like a coconut. He looks like he's out of dumb
and dumber and look at her. And she fell in
love with his smile, not his millions and millions of dollars.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
So if you do you know he was rich, look.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
At this photo. Yeah, she didn't know he was a billionaire.
Apparently was attracted to his smile and that haircut. That
haircut is something extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Oh what do you think about this?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
So it sounds unloving and it sounds a ludicrous. But
when you boil it down, is there some practicality to this?
Dating someone for their bank balance, not their fringe? Does
it pass the pubten?

Speaker 7 (23:47):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Jam nation, And Amanda is with great sadness that I
announced this. No, ten weeks to go.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
We've been waking you up for twenty years. Yeah, and
then ten weeks to go, and then we moved to
the Promised Land, to the fruitied Plains.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Drive time.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah, we're not going to heaven, no it is. We're
not being sucked up into the heavens.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
It's not like the rapture. We miss that while we're
at holidays. But I have a look out there. Look
at that fruit. Look at that It looks good. You know?

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Is that? You know what that is?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
That's a surf ranch. You know. I'm not going to
wave Pool.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
We're going to have to. It's you and I together
going to drive. This isn't just you on your own
where on the weekends you do your own thing and
I just sit at home. Well, we do stuff together.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
The kiosk can have a pie while I'm out there
slashing it up.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
It's not how I picture the Promised Land. We'd land
of fruit and honey. We've said I picture fruit plank.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Is it a milk and honey?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Milk and honey.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's not fruit and honey, isn't It's.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Not a music bar, and I'd be happy with that anyway.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
These are all things I would like to propose to
you a little bit later.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
On in the show.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Post that's a shock to the system, what we're taking
to the fruit.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Of plaints to the Promised Land, and.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Maybe some congestions. What about we, maybe a little bit
later on, get a whiteboard out.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
And have a meeting. You can sniff the texture.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Can I had love? It got a bit light headed last.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Night and you drew a little Hitler moment in your face.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I didn't mean to God, I wasn't even holding a text.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
All sorts of troubles sham notion podcast, God.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
Right now, crazy now your windows.

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Stick your head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Down to the Jonesy the matter of arms, to the
pub test.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Dating someone for their bank balanced as this passed the
pub test.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I mean when you just put it like that everyone
and say no, that's terrible, let's be romantic. But a
new survey has revealed that well millions of Australians are
hooking up for financial reasons and the cost of living
has blurred the lines between love and financial security. It's
not gold digging, it's financial security. That's a very attractive
quality and who would blame someone for looking for that.
Almost one in five people, this is three point six

(26:09):
million people have pursued a romantic relationship for financial reasons.
Basically more by and largest gen zs and the older
generations not so much. But this is the rising cost
of living that people are dealing with, is maybe you
find romantic attachments to people who can give you a
better standard of living. Maybe that's how it goes. What

(26:30):
do you think dating someone for their bank balances? It
passed the pub test.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
No, it doesn't pass.

Speaker 10 (26:34):
You've got to have a relationship.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
You've got to know the person.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
You're like the person for what they are and who
they are and doing it because.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
They own money and they've got a good job a department.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
To me, I.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Believe you should be with someone for what they have
to get from their hearts, not for what they have
to give their back pockets, as money only causes trouble
and drama. So yeah, it doesn't pass the pub defte.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
No, it absolutely does not pass the pub test. I
met my wife and we had nothing with they married
fifteen years. We've built a life together with grand family,
built well, spent on holidays and all that sort of stuff.
So now it doesn't the pub tests. You've got to
work at it, learn and learn together, and that made
a good lasting relationship.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Look, I'm going to be a little bit controversial. I
think it does. I mean, in this day and age,
everything is just so expensive and one day, you know,
if I want to have kids or anything like that,
Like I'm in my late twenties. I need to think
about my future. And if you know, my partner has
a bit of a bit more of a better paying
job and a higher bank balance. And I'm sorry that

(27:38):
I think.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I would wow modern times.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
There, modern times, thank you for all your calls status
start what you do?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Did you do it?

Speaker 11 (27:50):
See the moldy bacteria? Or investors slavers?

Speaker 10 (27:53):
Me?

Speaker 7 (27:55):
Foll that's what.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yes, results, I would say that to my job. Come
back to your side of the desk. I'm using your microphone.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Well, you might get some interesting head thoughts.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Suddenly I want to talk about stuff. I want to
talk about feelings, emotions.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Now, okay, Brenda, I know, let's have a let's have
a minute where you do that a minute over?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
What a shash vulnerable?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Well, I'm actually thinking of you because I'm looking at
a whole lot of cheese. So what happens here? There's
a potato there's a potato shortage, there's been bad crops.
Apparently potatoes are going to get expensive. I saw this
on TikTok and thought people could do this. Instead of
potato chips, it's spam chips. Having said that, I just
saw this pro tip at the bottom because I'm making
spam chips. It says, this is pretty good, but the

(28:41):
best version is to chop up a rotisserie Chi can
use that instead of the spam you just spat in
my face. Anyway, we're going to persevere with our spam chips.
First of all, we have to grate some cheese. We
grate some parmesan. I've already pregraded some, but for theatrical purposes,
because Brendan likes to see me great things. This is
my only fans. I just great, a bit of parmesan
here like that? Okay, it's like your ankle skin.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
What a bit of mfit.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, that's said. We know how grating cheese goes. That
goes in one. Then we grate some cheddar Ye, this
is interesting. Let's just grate some cheese.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
It's gonna be one of those videos that people do.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
It is a video that we're doing.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Isn't life freaky? So that's that great? Well done?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
And what happens now this is the bit where it's
going to smell. Take those away. Jenna is going to
heave because she's a vegetarian and she's filming this for us.
I have to grate I have to grate half a
cup half a block of spam. Let's open up the tin.
Let's see how I go. There we go? Oh, not
spat it in my face? All right, let's get it out.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Of the spam cheese.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Oh and now I'm going to which side of the greater?
How about this one?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
What depends? Do you want big?

Speaker 6 (30:02):
Great?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah? I think I have to. We're going to Does
this smell like human flesh? I'm going the great half?
Come around here, genesee, you can see the beauty of it.
I'm grating half a block of spam. Oh, this looks
like something from a wolf creek? Is that half a block?
You reckon? Tell me when it's a half? Did you

(30:23):
just get a whiff of it? Brian?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
What does it spell?

Speaker 6 (30:26):
So?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Hevy? Oh? Heavy?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
So what happens now? That goes into a bowl?

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh I know that. That goes in. Cheese goes in? Oh, sorry,
more cheese goes in. What I add to it now?
Is I crack an egg?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
In?

Speaker 8 (30:43):
There?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
A crack one.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm going to crack one right now, and then with
my hands, I'm minching it together. This gets shaped into chips?
Can you hear that?

Speaker 3 (30:56):
What sort of chips.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Oh, spam and cheese.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
There's no mystery ingredient.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
What kind of chips I'm going to add an anvil?
They're going to be anvil chips.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
What size ship? Are you going?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
French fry or thick cut cut?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't think we can do anything delicate with this.
Let's i've munched it together. Have a look, Brian's heaving.
There we go.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
If I've made it into a ball, Now I need.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
To clean a base.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Oh, it's just foul. All right. Now, I think I
think a chip would be like this. What do you
think I'm just rolling it into?

Speaker 7 (31:34):
Like?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Is that too much of a croquette?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Well? That looks like a meat ball?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Okay, well you let's fashion it into a chip. I'm
going to make these into chips and put them in
an air How about that that's a bit too fat.
How about that?

Speaker 3 (31:46):
That doesn't look anything like a chip.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Well how about now it does. Look at that I've
shaped it into a fish finger.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Make it look like a fish finger.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
All right, So there's one, and then I'm going to
put these into the air fry. It could take some time.
You might want to do something else in the meantime,
Jonesy and Amanda podcast Enjoyed Hands Brenda.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Can we players idiot?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
TikTok tucker is in progress at the moment, I like
on your side of the desk, sitting opposite Brian, next
to the munch next and for Brian hasn't got a microphone,
I'm using his microphone.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
So the TikTok tucker it is what we're making a
spam chips. They smell better cooking than they do raw.
I'll give you that.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Can I please just have a moment's silence for the
last air fryer thirty I had a tantrum your bass
the last air because you annoyed me.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I'm just well, why does the air fry have to suffer?
We've got it will Are you going to take it
on any other white goods?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Well, you never know. So we've got a new air fright.
How they look?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
I look like they're done already.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Let me see, let me see. No, they're not done.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
They're sleeping. That's not done.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'm not eating that. That's first to cook for twenty minutes,
it's only been in.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
For five I'm not eating anything. Do you have to say?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Seeping out here?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
They're wet. Okay, well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
We'll put a song on gold on one point seven.
Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded while I spam ships cook
for TikTok Tucker, I got to tell you, I'm going
to get me one of those air fries.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
How good are they surprised you don't have one all
the time?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, someone was saying to sindaw Bluss, Lady Justina said
they give you cancer or something.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
They don't don't spreads, but she had a context for
the conversation. You don't, well that's what she did.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
What do you need to do.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
At the time you said that Chaer had aids. You
can't just say things.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
You know.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
She said that on a radio sha begging nine nine
nothing for Ralph of Western Australia with ten people were listening.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, so you've got more people to see now, so
don't try. I heard that she had aids from an
air fry, but.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
The story was in the local papers that she needed
hearing aids.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
That's and I got it wrong. It's good a lot
of fact.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
So what you're saying here is Jacinda was born under
the sign of cancer.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
She worried about the teflon stuff. But the teflon, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
The teflon.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Anyway, we're cooking. We're cooking them in our air fryer.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
It smells good.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
It does smell better than it looks.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I feel a bit sad because last when I came
home from work yesterday, I've got one of those all
Jonesy Manner coffee cups that we gave away. The is
to show it's got that little pigs of you with
your little squinched face and me going, you know, being
like a curmudgeon.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
I suppose you call it. But anyway, it fell and
broke into a million.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Pieces on my grat You said earlier that our faces
were still intact. You're a guy who looks for signs
in things, and I had to talk you around saying
that this isn't a bad thing. We're going to drive
next year to a drive show will be on air
from three to six. That is it's change and its
movement and its energy. And it's great that you're not
you're seeing it as a destruction. Is the end of things.

(35:02):
It's the beginning of something new. And you know what
we should practice. The Japanese art of kinsuji or kinsugi
i think it's kinsuji, which is golden joinery, which doesn't
sound very good, but it's amending broken pottery. This is
what the Japanese do with lack of that's mixed with
powdered gold, silver platinum to create a beautiful, unique piece
with its cracks as part of a design. Our cracks

(35:25):
Brendan to be part of the new design because this
is the philosophy behind this, and I think it's lovely
that breakages and repair are an integral part of an
object's history in the same way that we have to
accept humans with all their flaws. Artistic practice, it says
as roots in sixteenth century Japan, japran and embraces the
Japanese concept of recognizing beauty in imperfection. So I think

(35:48):
you should reglue that cup or do something new with
the bit that has our faces and own its history
and own its new future.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I've got it spread out on my workshop bench at times.
Should I bring it in and glue it tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, okay, bring it in, but don't be sad that
it's broken, because we're going to morph it into something new.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
We're just going to get good glue though, because all
the glue. These days, they're not good glue anymore.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
It's all woke glue. You can't glue.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Anything because Johnny Dumbo glued his head, did you his
head to his hands?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
So if you do it here tomorrow and you bring
your glue in, how long until your hands are stuck together?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Well, back in my day, you had glue and you
couldn't get it. You had to go to the emergency
department to get with some solvents.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
In the room, we're using one of those glue guns
with barried a nooir and I said, let me have
a go, and I dripped it all up his arm.
It burns apparently who knew it could hurt so much?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Anyway, Well, we'll get onto that tomorrow. In the meantime,
TikTok Taker is coming up here.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
It probably it was a little bit wet when I
looked last time, and a little bit of sea pitch.
Let's see if it's dried up and firmed.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Up now, would you just stop? There were Cooking Words podcast.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning on Gold one oh
one point seven.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
TikTok Tucker.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
There's a little bit of cacoffony in the studio here
the air fry was smoking.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Don't bash the air fry though the air.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Fry is smoking. It's going to go up to the
back of the bus. Now, what's happening here? To take them?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Can you get on the microphone a bit more.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
They've all joined up in one big jam burree. All
these chips I'm just going to because there was a
lot of cheese in it. There's a lot of moisture.
I'm taking them out and drying them on a paper towel.
When we return, we will be eating our spam ships.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
And you didn't use the word sea peach, which was good.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
There was some seapeach. I'm trying to stop that right now.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Just then jam starting what you do that?

Speaker 10 (37:45):
You do it?

Speaker 11 (37:46):
There's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Slab of meat fall off the.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I would sell that to my dog, TikTok taker. We
make food from TikTok and eat it. What are we
eating today, love spam chips?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Before we taste them, I'll talk you through what we
are eating. We've grated some parmesan, some cheddar, half a
block of spam. This is the controversial thing. Even the
person who's recipe. It is says down here pro tip.
This is good, but the best versions to chop up
rotissrie chicken and use it instead of spam. I saw
that right at the end. Anyway, So we've added half

(38:22):
the block of spam, We've added an egg, and I've
shaped them into kind of ships. I could have shaped
them better if I'd had more time. They've been in
the air fry for about twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
They air fry too, we like to call it. They
look rest in peace air fry one which was bashed
Manda bashing it to death.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Now they look like they'll be like cheesy puffs or
something like deep fried cheese. But let's all bite into them.
Don't forget.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
There's spam and there, Brian, there's some for you for you.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Take one each. And when I say go one too.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Friggin' yum yum. That is yum.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Cheesy for me.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Too much cheese but not enough spam.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Man, Oh, then you actually not that.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
You're quite right. I would cut back on a bit
of the cheese jonesy, but the spam tastes quite delicious.
I don't mind that. I'm going to finish eating its.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Glory rather the Brian, I'm trying to decide start.

Speaker 11 (39:27):
That you're doing a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Of meat fall off the.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I would say that to my salty as hell.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Yeah, it's it's very salty. People give me your cardiologist
after you eat it.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh, but I thought it would be hideous and it's not.
This very specific recipe. We'll be on our socials today.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Well done, Sam podcast.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Amanda's that's what gets results.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You could pass
if you no an answer, we'll come back to that
question if time permits, you get all the questions right,
one thousand dollar redoes.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yes, and then we will tempt you you want to
risk it all for two thousand dollars in a bonus question.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Johnny's in the ingleburn.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Hi, Johnny, Oh how are you guys?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Johnny?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Johnny, we are well. I've got these questions front of
me here. Let's see how far you can go.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Be good.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
If you get all the way through ten questions sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say passed. We might have time
to come back. Okay, sweet sweet as to go all
the way all right, Johnny here we go. Here comes
question number one? What animal is kangaroo? Jack?

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Kangaroo?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Question two? Finish this twinkle twinkle, little star. Question three?
Is a carrot a fruit or a vegetable?

Speaker 3 (40:53):
A cat?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
A carrot?

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Oh? Carrot? I have a vegetable?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Question four? What's the capital city of Vietnam?

Speaker 6 (41:00):
UM's past?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Question five? Spanner, king and spider are types of what animal?

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Spider?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
No, Spanish king and spider of crabs? Span a crab
crab and a spider crab?

Speaker 9 (41:16):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (41:17):
Gotcha?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
And the capital city of Vietnam is Hanoi. Ah, we
are spewing. At least you didn't think that a cat
was a fruit or a vegetable.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yeah, if it's a ginger.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Johnny, thank you very much for playing. I'm sorry it
didn't go further.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Thanks Opportunity guys.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Good on you, Johnny, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I am savoring each day each week because we have
ten weeks to go before we trapes off to the
fruited plain, milk and honey.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
We're going to be doing this show later in the day.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
And we're doing it nationally. We're going to be ballers man.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
But it's so important to us that you guys come
with us. We want you to obviously to listen to
the radio station all day, but we don't want you
to think that we're banning abandoning you. We want you
to come with us. When there's no abandoned, there's no
abandon we will skip with Gay Abandon. She's joining us
over there.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Let's have a look.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
She is to hello, Gay Abandon.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
And now she's she's met up with Sydney.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Who's Sydney Sweeney not Sid James who you also want
to Well, I don't know what you're predicting for our future.
It's a drive show. It's not going to be flaunting
around like cupids with no pants on.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
I'll tell that to Gay and Sweeny.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Well, anyway, imaginary windows, it's a real window.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, but you're not seeing things.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
I'm seeing plenty of things anyway, my imagined I's.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
A real window.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
We've reached such a lot.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
What's coming, This is what we know. Let's go to drive.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
We're going to have windows next year, Drive six, Drive
three to six. You guys are coming with us, but
let's do it. I was thinking of, you know, build
a bear, Build a bear.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Well, waste of time that franchise if it.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Was a birthday party or something, did you have to
pay for your own kid's bear?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
My daughter and I, when she was eight, we went
to build a.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Bear for someone's party or not.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
She wanted to go. Kids they want to do stuff,
and we went to this build a bear. It took
us half an hour to stuff the stupid thing.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
And I said, right, let's go, and she say let me, Dad,
we're going to decorate.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Just take the bear.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Anyway, What my point is is that let's construct a
show together. What would you like our drive show to be?
We will be on air from three to six yep,
what should it be? What like? Do you want, for example,
a pun hour? An hour of puns?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
The fact I'm not saying anything speaks for you.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Get out an imaginary window and see what you see.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Look ratings, dies, Sydney and gay frolicking and them fruited planes.
I'm imagining a cashassis. We've got a cashassi. You know
the base of the chassis. We are wells and now
we just need you know.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
What we need?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Can I not be a car analogy?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I don't like we need a whiteboard at least can
we get a whiteboard in the studio?

Speaker 3 (44:16):
This is a brainstoring idea, can snip. Everyone's going to
be a course ten, everyone's going to be involved.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Why don't you let us know what you think?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
What sort of white boards of that?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
That's all. It's tiny. You're allowed to run from one
thought each Okay, let me just have a sniff.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
So you call us thirteen fifty five twenty two. No
idea is a bad one except for a man who's pun.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Hour pan half hour.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Say thirteen fifty five twenty two, and we can build
this show together.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
This is great love, right And if you're a man
of the match today, you are going on a harbor long,
long lunch for two. This is Captain Cook cruises on
you thirteen I'm reading Brendan. You should try it sometimes.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Maybe you should thirteen fifty five snip.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
That's what let's let's get your ideas, su podcast.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I'd like to take this weather with to the fruited plans.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
We'll see what we can do and make the noise.
Because I've got a whiteboard here in front of me,
and I've got three texts I've sift to the smallest.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Whiteboard I've ever seen. Is that where we're at now?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Well, that's okay. Well, let's see how small whiteboard big ideas.
But the other way around, I've asked you to tell
us what you'd like our Drive show to be, and
we're starting from scratch.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
It's like build a bear. We've put the stuffing in it. Yeah,
and now you just got to put the fruit.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
So we've got the bear. That's you and me, and
we're going to be on air from three to six.
But what frou frou will we put on it?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I've got a great idea, han hour.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I'm going to write that at the top.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
I don't write it.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Sounds like I'm squashing mice.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
What about love song?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Love song desecrations?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
That mean not love song dedication.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Like this, songs like this, So you're writing that down.
I'm going to write this song now.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
I love song desecrations.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
You tell me what you mean by disc.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
So there's someone you don't like, your dead cat a
song to them? A desecration? Hy Ann or he Anne
has joined us?

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Hello, he Ann, Hello, Good morning, Jonesie, Amanda.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Hell are you?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Ray Man's got the whiteboyd pen at the poise, I've
got the Bothy poise.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
I think you need to throw that whiteboard out and
change nothing.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
You guys, I've been listening to for twenty years and
you are the best. And I just think you just
move move the show to three or six and leave
it be.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
And keep it the same, keep it.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Exactly the same, don't change anything.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
The whole show, the whole show exactly, magnificent seven, TikTok
taka everything.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
It's great. Yeah, we's great coming. Yes, I will be.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
There, very good.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
But thanks you here, Okay, thank Anne. That's a great idea.
Garth is a regular on the show. What do you think, Garth,
what would you like to see coming to the Promised Land?

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Well, I think we all name it goole. You just
had to day. It's time to get rid of good
and bring in something new like they find in and
the titles. What a bit of an ay? Tell you
what went wrong that day?

Speaker 3 (47:17):
I don't think you should stop writing that down.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
This is all right?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Do you think rule is? But so have a winge,
but call it something.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Else, not necessarily a winge. Something good might have happened
that day.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Tell us about your day.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I'm going to write, ye suggested tell us about your day.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Sounds lame as hell.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
No idea was about for that one goth No tell
us about your day.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Oh that is just I went to the show. That
is the worst idea in the world.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I've got it down written.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Don't write it down. I've written it down and I've
used a permanent market. You idiot. Scott has joined us.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Oh Scott, what's your thoughts?

Speaker 9 (47:58):
Come on, Scott, Hi, guys, big time listen to a
long time listener. I reckon it should be a cover hour.
So songs that have so For instance, Fever did Careless, Whisper,
Fuzzy did so os Ye and my wife and daughter's

(48:18):
favorite being Ghost they did Nocturnal Meat and those those
songs are bangers. So I reckon the cover.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Hour, cover songs, cover songs, cover song.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
We can do it. So so far as we've got
pun hour this songs tell us about your day and
cover hour. And for some reason, the sound effect of
me is scribbling. I'm actually scribbling on a white board,
but it sounds like I'm falling balloon animals. Yeah, look,
I've made a flower.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
What are your beautiful mind?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Jones and Amanda, Remember I had that big motor you've
had about Tansa which one right?

Speaker 3 (49:00):
And remember us on the more feat.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
I had an accident ten weeks left of the space
that we have known as breakfast Radio.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I'm excited about new stuff. I like change. Change is good.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I think it's time and we're excited about going to
drive next year three to six. We want you all
to come with it.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
It's the land of the Fruited Plains. I've been looking
over it. Now you've seen it. There's a surf ranch
I don't.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Even know what a surf ranch is.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
There's Scotty Cam. He's roasting some sort of meat. He's
knocking up some shelves and they're Sydney sweaty.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
She's holding a taser. Brendan.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
She's very shorts today.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Am I allowed to go?

Speaker 12 (49:34):
There?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Is this all your fantasy? You want to get a
plane to plane? You want to fantasy island? Which one
are you? Will be the tall one?

Speaker 7 (49:42):
You know?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
What's the matter with you? It's your fruited plain as well.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
It is Brandon does want cheese plates and fruit platters,
maybe a cheeky drink.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
While we've been doing It's build a bit the bear franchise,
but better build a radio show for next year.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
We have no idea what we're going to take there.
So far, we've got you and me, You've got the
team who white bought out the smallest white.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Board written pen how but that's pun hour.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
What don't underline that pun hour is not happening.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Then I'll begot his songs, love song, desecrations.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
That's my idea.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
So you so you phone up with a song that
for someone you don't like.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
It's someone that you hate, and you dedicate a song
to them one. I love it.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
We had from Garth tell us about today, got a
line through that No you said, no idea was a
bad one.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
That's the dumbest idea. Cover hour. I like that. Cover songs,
cover songs. Elaine has joined us by.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Elaine, Hello, good morning, good morning. What can I add
to the whiteboard.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Well, I think we should bring the Jones and Amanda's
arms to the whiteboard.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Make cocktail hour cocktail because it is it's three till six.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Write that down.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I'm writing cocktail hours. I falled balloon on wine animals,
cheese board, Yeah yeah, yeah, that's what I want Forget
Sidney Swede and all that garbage. I just want cheeseboards, fruit,
platters cocktail hours.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
That's what I'm must have done, Elaine, this is a
great idea something something I has joined us.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Ian.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
What about you? What can I add to the board?

Speaker 7 (51:08):
Pay to solve the problems of the third world?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Well, I'll write that down.

Speaker 9 (51:15):
People phone up and the girl is in the morning.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
I say, they can't want a parking space at work.
Your solution would be someone to leave ten minutes earlier,
so they get a parking space where.

Speaker 9 (51:24):
Someone else has taking it.

Speaker 6 (51:25):
Or people mean because the garbage binge in their driveway,
get out and move the bloody thing. Solve the problems
of the third world.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
So or maybe first world by the sound of it.
So what happens is, instead of gulies, we solve the problem.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
We solve the problems that people will come to us
with a winge and then we go, well, get out
of bed and move your beIN. Is that pretty much it?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I think it is all right. So he said solve
the problems of the third world, that's what he said.
But I've change to solve the problems at the first world.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah, because we all be aving Garza sorting that out.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I want to have a quick sniff for the text
to us. We keep going in.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
What have you got for us?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
What I've got is get rid of the ghoulies, like
Gara said, and put on a statement called what I
live with?

Speaker 1 (52:07):
What I live with, Dames Valentine ABC, fabulous story.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah, what I live I live is what I live with,
So just win you back. No, really, it's good. I
love all right, I love that, and you know we
can rip it off. Valentine. What does he rips all
our stuff? Yes, that's exactly right.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
You might know that.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Yeah, what I live with?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
All right?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
If you steal from us, you've stolen twice, de bro.
That's the old saying. We'll keep this coming thirteen fifty five,
twenty two, will Blinda Carl, I'll be coming with us
to the Chosen Land, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
No doubt. As well Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
But at one point seven, Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda.
In twenty twenty six, we are going to the fruited
plains of drive time radio. You know, I've done drivetime radio.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Before in nineties.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
It's a cruise fest. It was all drugs and booze
and great stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
I'm not doing any of that.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Well, no, we're going to be changed. Now we don't
do that anymore, but we can have fun over there.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
That was the ninety That was the nineties. There has
been a suggestion of cocktailer, which I like. Nice cheese plate.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
We are building our cheese.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Play and chair that's got lumber support would be in
that building.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Our own show.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
We are building a whiteboard, will be in a very
small whiteboard.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Here's what we've got so far. Parn Hour.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
That my suggestion. Okay, why don't you best your mind more?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Pun Hour?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
His songs, love Song, desecration, tell us.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
About your day, dreadful idea upcoming cover our love.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
That cocktail Hour solve the problems of the first world.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
What I live with ripped.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Off from the ABC, But I do like what I
live with. Let's keep this coming. Adrian is with us.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Hi, Adrian, what will I write on the board?

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Good morning, James, Amanda.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
Five minutes of people reading out short jokes, non offensive.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
Laughter is the best medicine.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Oh sorry, Adrian, every idea laughter is the best.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Non offensive jokes. Oh my God has joined us.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Hang on, let me just write this down. I can't write.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
I don't think you need to laughter you come on.
Laughter is the best medicine. I look forward to rating
A two.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
You're asking people and hello, Pina, what are you suggesting?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Good morning? You're moving to the drive time?

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Love it, love it love.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
It's going to be a very avid listener.

Speaker 10 (54:31):
Now I see appropriately it would.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
Be dobing a dumb driver.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Oh how many of those do we see on the road?

Speaker 10 (54:40):
And it's drive time?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Oh? Okay, the dob in a dummy if people in
a dummy yah.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Job in a dummy driver?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Okay, dob in a dummy Thank you, Thanks Peena, it's there.
Laney is with us, Hi, Lanye, what am I writing?

Speaker 6 (54:56):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (54:56):
Good look?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
And what's cook?

Speaker 5 (54:57):
And forginner?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Oh and tell me how you see that going?

Speaker 10 (55:02):
Well, it's a different version of TikTok tuk.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yes, I'd love a cooking, but we got TikTok talk no,
but TikTok talk about dinner food, you know what, anything
that we can cook. I'd be very happy with that,
thank you. And also the fire department loves it when
we cook things.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
In this room. Anna has joined Anna, what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (55:23):
I would like what would you do?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
And please help our like have your advice because sometimes
you don't know who to turn to.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
You really need to say something to someone and before
you lose your call or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
But just get some sort of advice.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
And if you guys can put it out there and get.

Speaker 6 (55:37):
Help, why not.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
I like this.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
It wouldn't just be jonesy and I don't trust Jones.
It would be our advice.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Have you got a problem in your life? I've got
plenty of problems you want to start from?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Now?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Would you want to ask me? And I'll see if
I can. Let's work shop it if I could solve
your problem?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Oh, I don't know if I should ask you.

Speaker 9 (55:55):
Maybe I should confess.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yes, this is where it become unstuck, because you would
be dreadful. That's what I mean, both sides of the
coin with you guys. You could do though, Anna is
put it out to other people to join.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
In, like doctor Frazer. What I mean those agony aunt?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yes, all right, please help our advice. I've got this great,
thank you?

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Take one more? Roxanne?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Is this and what do you want it all? What
do you want it to be?

Speaker 6 (56:25):
Good morning?

Speaker 10 (56:27):
I like the idea of where it all began. So
when you get artists on and you talk about what
they're currently doing. I love hearing where it all started from.
So how did they get writing the book? How did
they start in their first stand So I like the
story behind how they got to where they are, almost.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Like to that immortal where it all began, it all began.
How come there's the pubes on this being this wife boy.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
It's on your side of the desk.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
What's happened? Thanks, that's another one. What's happened?

Speaker 3 (56:59):
What's happened?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I love it? Want me to read them out on
parn Hour, still top.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
There on the list, holding it up like Moses tableau,
a smudged it.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Do songs? Tell us about your today, cover our cocktail,
Our solve the problems of the first world. What I
live with? Laughter is the best medicine. Dob in a
dumb driver, dob in a dummy what's cooking for dinner?

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Please help our advice?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Where it all began?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
In the meantime, come it in text gets My Goolies
is coming up next. It's still here for the next
ten weeks. It does have twenty thousand dollars coming with it.
So as you get your Gooley and jem damn.

Speaker 12 (57:36):
Nation twenty thousand dollars for our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
What have we got today?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
What gets my gholie is judgmental people. How dare they
decide what you should and shouldn't do when they've never
walked in your shoes? Walk a mile in my shoes, man,
and then you're a mile away from me and you've
got my shoes.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
What else have we got? What gets my goolies? People
are bier when they're in the wrong. Did I even
ideas around about your clown? That's another one that'd be
for our Dumbo driver.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
That's right absolutely for next.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Year with about and with the good If you do Dad,
you can always contact us via the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
It is seven to night.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
A Caaller email or Facebook friend wins a half of
you long lunch for two, get out on the harbor
of this Spring with Captain Cook Cruises and you get
a Jones in Amanda te tail as well.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Today's pub test was about dating someone for their money?
What about Stacy from Worry would look I'm going to.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Be a little bit controversial. I think it does. I mean,
in this day and age, everything is just so expensive
and one day, you know, if I want to have
kids or anything like that. Like, I'm in my late twenties.
I need to think about my future. And if you know,
my partner has a bit of a bit more of
a better paying job in a higher bank balance. And

(59:02):
I'm sorry that I think I would.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
That's what happens.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
It's like your mate from the footy team, the footy
boss over there in San Francis, just go with.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
His young lady.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Oh, he's got a head like a coconut, and he said,
he's my girlfriend who's a third his age. Didn't know
I was a billionaire. She liked my smile.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
That's enough.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
We will be back tomorrow Thursday show. Looking forward to
catching up with you. Then in the meantime, he.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Goes, tis just throw dance at you.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Anyway, coming up win twenty k or once in a
lifetime holiday with Barnsey and Bali. That's coming up. We'll
be back from six to night.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Of course, we'll see you there.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Jam Nation, good to head to you. Well, thank god,
that's over, good bite.

Speaker 9 (59:44):
Goode wipe.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 11 (01:00:03):
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