FULL SHOW: Red Tape!

What 'red tape' have you had to deal with? Has it been as infuriating as these people?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app Well,
what a show today, What a show.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
We were taken aback by some of the pashing scenes
on The Golden Bachelor last night. Weirdly, the pashing wasn't
between a man and a woman. It was a woman
and a puppy. They were doing puppy yoga and dogs
will puppies in particular will always want to lick you
on the face. That's what they do with their litter mats.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, but you don't want to lean into it.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, she lean into it. It looked like she opened
up her mouth and lot.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I know, I know, these ladies a bit hard up
for it. Oh but really, come on. The producers going,
come on, you kiss the Golden Bachelor, not the Golden Retriever.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, so there's a bit of dog pashing, which made
us wonder about the hygienic nature of it. We thought
we'd put that to the pub test. Do you let
your dog lick you on the mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
We like talking about swear words on this show, but
what about historical swear words.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's what we're going to talk about. As well Jonesy
being an old fop doodle from you years ago. People
are taking our jobs. They're podcasters who don't have a
brain in their heads. They're not literally taking our jobs.
But the radio industry has been overtaken by fools.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yes, I like tales of wash ups. A surfboard has
washed up in New Zealand after it sets sail from Tasmania.
But there's been a lot of discussion about it. It didn't
just go from Tasmania to New Zealand. It went Tasmania,
circumnavigated the globe, then ended up at New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I know, I like to call it the old Matt Flinders.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I do like tales of big wash ups.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Red tape. What has really drewn you crazy with red tape?
We'll talk about all that too.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Enjoy the podcast as now.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Mistress Amanda's miss killer. Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Friends in a broom, the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I've been a legendary poet.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Jonesy and Amanda the Actress, Congratulations we're right now, and Amanda,
you're doing a great job.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Anyone but your silkie giant.

Speaker 8 (02:27):
Good radio.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Sorry, but of a tongue tongue twist set Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Shoe, Timy, we're on there. Top of the morning to you, Manda,
it's you, yay yay.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Don't mention you? I'm starving to death a little street urchin.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
We both thought that we had horridge here and we don't.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I blame myself.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I blame the Goldie locks.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I blame that guts of a kid that aid
all the bear's porridge. I was at the local key
cutting place yesterday getting a key cut.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Before for my place.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Where are they? Where's the key?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Are they in that rock?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Are they third rock to the left?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, thank you, continuing and the dude he was cutting
the key and he said, about ten minutes. I said,
I'll go into the shop next door, because you know
what happened. I get the coal's worth order and they
sent me chicken. But I went to cook the chicken
the other night and it was off, you know, the
plastic pack that it comes in, had that bloated.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Look thinking Manique, and I thought.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I was just opened up, I was like, ugh, lost
ark and I'm a face melted off.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
It wasn't delicious.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
So anyway, I had to get more chicken. So I
said to I'll mate, locksmith.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I said, I'll go next door and I'm gonna get
some deodorant and i get some porridge and I'll do
all that.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Tell me you didn't tell him that. That's what I
said to people to drill on his own face.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
What you talk about every initiate your life?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Do you tell the locksmith I'm porridge, I'm going to
buy deodorant.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I might not have said it out loud, but anyway,
I've gone into the shop the ida next door.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'm going through and I.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Got distracted because they have white pepper on sale and
I haven't had white pepper for ages.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
So I got that, got.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Some alfail, and I got the chicken, and I came
back forgot the porroach.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I forgot. Now I'm hungry and stink.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Actually, now I don't smell. You smell when get in there.
I don't want to go and Brian get a bit
of this.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I think.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
He's in flavor country. So I apologize for that, for
which bit.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
For being hungry and not so stick. We'll get well,
you know, we'll get Meg to whip us up something.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
But it's not TikTok taka day. I don't have any
jelly tongue to give you. I don't know what Meg
does in the kitchen, in the water.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
The Christmas party? Is it? And what about you? Enough
about me?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh, I've got nothing to add. Okay, good because I
felt like, you know, when people tell you their dreams,
I just feel like I heard your dream.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
You know, as I said, you will talk about feelings
and motions.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, oh, I said too. I said to Harley, isn't
it borings into people's dreams? And he said, only if
there are very specific details of where the treasure is.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Buried, or it's a good sex dream. I like hearing
someone talk about it, especially if I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
And what did he say, happened.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
A sex dream about you? Show today?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Well this has taken a care, that's what he said.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
We've got Instagram, Mace says.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Time to see the cut keys, mate.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
He's very good, this key cutting guy. Instagram makes it return.
I had a dream that someone would win.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
That didn't come true, come true.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I didn't have any dreams of it.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
We have a dream. You remember deodorant? Next time?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I was watching The Golden Bachelor last night. Did you
watch it.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I've seen the snippet of which you speak.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I put it on my social media and it's gone mental.
I will talk about that, and we can't do anything
until we do the magnificent sex.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Question number one? What does VIP stand for?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
The magnificent seven?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Here?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Seven questions? Can you go all the way and answer
all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
If you do that, the whole office is looking for
deodorant for you. Remember that time when we got team deodorant?
I was we decided because we have team comb team toothpaste,
ye team, and I bought a.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Roll on I know who does that? And there was
hair all over it. You put it in from home.
Number was Harley's. I hope it was Harley's.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
That's all I could that.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
That gave me strong None of that's true.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
All of it's true. Marcus of North Cala, Marcus, how
are you? Good morning? Guys?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
How are you saying? Very real? Question number one for you? Marcus,
what does VIP stand for?

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Very important person?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
That's right, Marcus?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
In get Smart, Max saw Smart famously had a phone
built in which item of his clothing, his shoes.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You're up to riff raff and write.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You understand?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
He does a whiff raw, Now, Marcus, what song has
his riff?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Great? Rib Marcus?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Sorry, Marcus, tongue tied at the end.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Jeremy's in nerell and bye.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Jeremy, good morning. Do you want to hear it again?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (07:28):
It's how are you going to be my girls?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
It is are you going to be my girl? If
anyone doesn't that not move ahead from side to side.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
That rocks. I think I've given myself some sort of.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Mbiay, I just don't feel too well either.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Famous screenwriter Aaron Sorkham. He wrote The West Wing, The
Social Network, and Moneyball. He would take how many showers
a day to beat rider's block? This is multiple choice, Jeremy.
Unless you're a giant Aaron Sorkin.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
PERV, you'd know this is in the shower.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Did he have a three showers a day?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Be eight showers a day, see twenty showers a day
to beat writer's block?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It was he said, if I can't think of anything,
I get in the shower, I put on different clothes
and try again on a really bad day. I'll be
incredibly clean. It works though it has the orn though,
wouldn't he come on? Let it go?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Do you come in here and smell my armpit? Get
in there? Go on? Go on?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I think question five, Jeremy, if a player gets sent
off in a game of soccer, what color card have
they been shown? Bread? It was going to shout the answers, true.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Or false, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
The platypus is highly venomous.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
True?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
And do you know that, Jeremy? You're just guessing or
you are an authority on platypuses.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's a little bit of a little bit of calm.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Be really okay? Can you give us some detailers? Why
you know this?

Speaker 8 (09:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Read the information?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Well, papus venomy is capable of killing dogs. Venom doesn't
appear to be lethal to other platypuses.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Or to humans.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's on there. They've got a soper on their little
footy bit.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Don't put your dog near a platypus or one of
the ladies.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
From Golden Bachelor? Did you watch that last night?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Jerry calling her a dog?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Because she no? Hang on, did you not watch it
last night?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I did, but you said don't put a platypus near
a woman from there, Yeah, from The Golden Bachelor, because
it doesn't affect humans.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, but she was licking the dog.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
She was No, the dog licked her, right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Do you watch a Jeremy No, Okay, well this is
just mutism.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
We don't talk further about it because we're obsessed.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
He didn't lick that.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Question number seven, which tech Giant is facing hefty fines
for allegedly misleading millions of Australians. Quick, Jeremy, Jeremy, Sorry, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
We're playing for sheep Stations podcast. We are into the
magnificent seven. Funnily enough, and question.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Seven go to Stacey and Penrith Hell Stacy, Hello, how
are you? It's not a very sexy question, but it's
an important one. Which tech Giant is facing hefty fines
for allegedly misleading millions of Australians. Microsoft. Yeah, they were
convincing customers to pay more than needed for an AI upright, allegedly.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Do we want to take on Microsoft?

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
How about I do that all on my own? What
did I just do that?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I'll just be over here.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
So if you're yourself what a docs Amanda of Microsoft.
Don't dox me you Maybe a good doxing might help you.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm not even sure what a doxing Isn't that what
you do to a dog's tail.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
No, that doxing is Brian with a You know what
doxing is.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
That's when you tell the world or your private information.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Let's not do that. Can't we do that anyway?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Do you mean against So I'd tell Jonesy's I'd be
doxing him.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, but everyone knows my private impact.

Speaker 9 (10:59):
But you wouldn't want to be telling people Jonesy's personal
address his.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
But if I did, is that doxing?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
That would be doxing? Okay?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Sixteen Credibility Street, Stacy, if you want to hunt me down.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I've never lived in credibility Strie.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
I've got a quarter. It's a quarter block to.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Break a block on Credibility Street.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Congratulations, stay and kempt.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
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Speaker 3 (11:33):
Cinemas and Jonesy in demandic caricatures.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
If you're to come in, as I say, of Pensil Stacey,
anything you'd like to add to this.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
That's great.

Speaker 10 (11:40):
Thanks Scott, have a great day.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
So you're around a credibility street.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Okay, I thig it intersex with no hope of coulders
out deodoran's been handed to jones Links Africa nice, I
better watch out?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Why well, the young ladies according to the commercials like Links.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
So already you've got all this and then.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
This you're going to be hard to resist.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Form an orderly queue and the open.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I think the girls are safe.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's coming up next.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Remember once when we're in an office and we're working
another radio station and someone in the meeting let off
and thought they'd go into the cupboard and get some
air freshener, and instead what they got was some while
it had been in a cupboard, some olive oil spray
tinged with garlic and sprayed that around the room.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, remember you apologize for it wasn't.

Speaker 11 (12:39):
Jonesy and Amanda podcasted could I die.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
With breaking any stand by the odor and courtesy of
Ryan with a B. This is the This is the
beauty of having this man in the studio Africa.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Links have sprayed.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Around sitting very close to you, and I knew it
was required.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now I smell like Brian, Well, so does.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Your microphone because you weren't sure where the opening to
the nozzle was.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, form an orderly Q. Ladies, that's all we have.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
They're all looking away. I think you're okay.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Are you sure about it?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I'm sure about that.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
In the meantime, thumb through the germinat a big book
of musical facts? Did you know? On this day?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
In nineteen eighty eight you two released Desire the band
the song you Too Desires. Yeah, but you looked at
me like I was talking Swahili. The hit became the
band's first number one single in Australia in the UK
on the Singles chart.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Bono turned sixty a few years ago, So what's he that?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Sixty three sixty four, he released a list of songs
he says saved his life.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
The long rangked list included.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Artists like David Bowie, Yep, John Lennon, Elton John Daft,
Punk Punk, Kendrick Lamar. But the song that beat them
all is this one by Billie Eilish, I don't.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Know everything I wanted, And then.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
He wondered what he heard in there that saved him.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Well, what he liked even more than that as well
was Kanye West's black Skin.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
Oh in the Moaning and I'm throwing in this sea
and possessed.

Speaker 12 (14:17):
It's the oh Man actually been three hundred like the
Romans three hundred where the Trojes.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Because he made any reference to Bad Element, there's no
reference to bad your garage band.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
I just think there was enough time there for.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Him who heard him to save him.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I just it makes no sense. You really like those songs? Bono?
Do you really like them?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
So he knows gam desirable is the Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I haven't watched The Golden Bachelor, but I look at
enough TikTok reels to see what's been going on.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I'm enjoying The Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
He's a nice guy, isn't he. Because what they're trying
to do is say that he and Sam Armitage you are
in love with each other.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
And Sam on our very show, denied all of course,
he's denied all that. But I thought they would have
been a good fit in the whole scheme of things.
I was watching The Golden Bachelor last night and I
was enjoying it. If you don't know the show, We've
got a middle aged dude called Bear. He lost his
wife fifteen years ago, not up the shops or anything.
She passed away, and he raised his three sons, who

(15:19):
are lovely young men. This man looks like a lovely fella,
but he's trying to find love again by doing it
on TV.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
And lots of people have said that the real love
story here is the friendship among the women. Women are
hugely impressive. Yeah, well the women are all between would
you say fifty five and sixty five? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's hugely impressive.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
That's about That's about pretty much right. And Bianca dies
on the show. We know Biancha, she is trying to
find love again.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I don't really feel for these ladies.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Because you're at a point in your life where what's
your next or your third act.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Not only that, I wonder how Australia feels like one
of the they went horse riding and I saw one
of the women just went in a brash yeah, and
I hope Australia is kind to the older women and
their body.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I would not shame any of those ladies.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
But you know, I don't think anyone looks good riding
on a horse in a bra, so that Derek.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Even Lady Godiver, you know she was. She was nude,
but she had a lot of hair head hair. Although
it was the Middle age so and I.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Wasn't there in the Middle Age, so.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I can't tell. But it got hot and heavy on
the Batchel TV last week.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Already it got.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Very aw Yes, darling, oh yes, I love you too. Kissing,
that's kissing.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
The bachelor's already going to passion.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
No one, no, no, that is the lady. She's passionate
on a little puppy dog. Puppy dog comes in for
some yoga dog yoga, it's a thing, and she gets
the puppy and full on goes to town on the puppy.
Did the dog lick her Yeah, licked her face and
then she opened up her gob So I just took

(17:08):
her of it and posted on my socials and I
just wrote, I'm just here for.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
The comments, and what comments did you get?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I just threw up a bit watching that, so many questions.
Puppy loves jack lips. I don't think she can even
feel it through all the filler. Okay, bit tony, that's
about one hundred k's worth of puppies running around there,
or the equivalent reward of spending twelve weeks of your
life working your ace off.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
On the block.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I like this one. Did Bear have a mongrel?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Well, it's funny you say that.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
God, Oh what well Bear, I'm just so stiff and
so he got a stiffy.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I think you've cherry picked some grabs there.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
That's that's next week's challenge on the GB cherry picking
kiss the golden batchelor, not the golden retriever.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
This is not too many bitches on this show.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
But how do you love dogs?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
How do you feel about dogs in your face?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, it's interesting you mentioned this because I know that
Chris Brown gets asked this a lot. Is it hygienic
to have your dog slip in your bed lick your face?
Or you see footage of little newborn babies being licked
on the face by dogs. I don't like it. She
let's put it to the pup test. Why don't we
put to the pub test next?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Perfect pub test material. You're a genius. We'll have that
next on Cold.

Speaker 13 (18:33):
Nation.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
The Man of Arms called the pub test and today
kissing your dog on the mouth does it pass the
pub test?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Well, you just described to us what you saw on
The Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I'm watching the GB last night and they're doing yoga.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Puppy yoga, which is very popular at the moment.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
And manifested like this.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh yes, darling, Yes, I love you too. You've showed
me the footage. The puppy is sort of in her
arms and it licks her mouth, and rather than her
sort of lifting a head away from it, she lean
into it and it kind of the tongue went into a.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
And I you know, And I put that on my
social media last night just to see what people would say,
and I just said, I'm here for the comments.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
And didn't I get some comments? Gross?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
For both ffs. Did she get consent from that puppy?

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Loll?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Poor? She had a pedigree? Did bear have a mongrel? Well?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
The reason why dogs lick you on the face During
their formative puppy stages, dogs develop an impulse to lick.
It's a number of purposes, greeting and forging bonds, exchanging scent,
information with its litter mates, and it encourages their mothers
to regurgitate food. If you're doing that with a batcheorette
or you don't get as a spicy miga reader. But

(19:53):
this is what So that's a puppies instinct to do this.
I don't like it. My dogs are border Collie, so's
she's not a sooky lap dog. But little puppies will
try and lick you on the face. But she's not
being a licky dog. But I never let her lick
the boys on the face. All that sort of stuff,

(20:14):
and is it bad for you? Dogs explore their environment
with their mouths. They use their mouths and tongues to
contact various surfaces.

Speaker 14 (20:22):
And we know what those surfaces island that's.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Right, it's all genitals, feces, dead creatures. I'm not sure.
But the bacteria in the parasites in a dog's mouth,
like salmonella and E. Coli and giardia and all the
crisp for you know. The thing is, though in a
normal healthy person, your immune system can deal with it,

(20:48):
so it's not it's unlikely you'll get sick from it.
But they're still making their mouths. Let's face it. But
some people like it. Some people like that bonding that
they have with their dogs, and they let it lick
their babies in the face and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Letting your dog lick your lips.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Lick you on the mouth, lips is intimate mouth. That's
why your mouth mouth.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
It's just the same breaking down the peanut butter. Next,
this is terrible.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Letting your dog lick your lips. Does it passed the
pub test?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
What would?

Speaker 5 (21:15):
What?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
And you know, even though we've gone mank, A lot
of people don't mind it and think it's cute. It's okay,
it's it's the it's the grooming and cuddling you have
with your dog.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Whatever you do with your dog is your own bag.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
But we want you to share it with us.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Jelsey A Manday. If I was on the celebrity roast,
I say.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's got the smallest and meat and potato in the beer.
Should we start with that?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I love local business? Do you like local business?

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Where's this going? Of course?

Speaker 3 (21:42):
We got sent a present from Lee. Do you remember Lee?
She was the forensic cleanup.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
We had her on the radio show She cleans up
Grizzly murder Sights and all that sort of stuff was
fast her local business.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah she does. It's forensic cleaning. You say, you go
around from Tanny. Now. She sent us a handwritten letter,
which always when you get a handwritten letter, you think, okay,
could be good or could be bad. This one's good.
Hi guys, hope you and your families are well. Blah
blah blah, everything's going well. That's Lee here.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Anyway, I want to tip you into this new business
I've discovered, and it's a local business called Cinnamon Road.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
And they, she said us, all those little curry packages.
Did you say that it's a box?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yes, I've got that here. You probably well, I've seen.
I've opened the lid. It looks amazing.

Speaker 14 (22:25):
Anyway, I had the buttered chicken last night and give spices.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
All you have to add is a bit of chicken
and a bit of something else. All the spices are provided.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, you go, lad.

Speaker 14 (22:33):
It's in the three stages and there's Australian company based
in the Shire.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
How good is this?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
And Jesus was good because usually I open up the
Ducks and.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
That family complains they.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Do well because I do like the puducks.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
But it's it's like saying the word pudducks. I do
it sounds like butts. Is that where we're going? No,
I think that's the only reason you mentioned any of this.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
But this cinnamon raid stuff. Really you're under a winner,
Mate and Lee. Thank you for thank you for like
I'm on shark tack. I'm going to invest you.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Know who does like a curry? Who this woman a curry.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
For the cup?

Speaker 10 (23:13):
Hey, I'm going to tell the Prime Minister that one
a curry for the country.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I love Indian food. It's my favorite food.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I promise you wh I will do that.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Send some to Michaulia cash, she'd be up for it.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
How many o's are there in food or cinnamon road?
Ask for it by name? Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Sham podcast.

Speaker 10 (23:34):
When gone, I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I'm taking.

Speaker 11 (23:41):
Your windows, stick your head on a gel.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Down to the Jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Letting your dog lick your lips to sit pass the
pub test. Golden Bachelor last night they're doing yoga with puppies.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Oh yes, darling, Oh yes, I love you too.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's not her kissing the Bachelor.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
No, no, that's her kissing a puppy.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
You got a mouth kiss the Golden Bachelor, not the
Golden Retriever.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
I don't know how the GB felt about it, and.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
So maybe he's not so jazzed.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Dog. As we know, dogs lick all kinds of things
on themselves and on others, and there is a lot
of salmonella, ecoli, parasites, etc. That can harm humans, but
in most cases, a healthy person with a robust immune
system is unlikely to become seriously ill from it. But
do you want it? I love, love, love my dog,

(24:42):
but I don't love that much. I don't like her.
She's not a licky dog. But even as a puppy,
I didn't let a lick me or the kids on
the mouth or any of that kind of stuff. But
some people don't mind it letting your dog lick your
lips as it past the pub.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Test Ah, I.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Could think it nothing worse than letting my doglick my face.
I would never do it, like I don't know where
my dog's being, But then I thought of it, and
I don't know where my partner's been, and she sometimes
looks under mouth. Who is test?

Speaker 8 (25:10):
No, I'm not keen on a dog kissing liking my
space whatever. Whilst a national fiction, you don't know what
they've been up to. I've actually seen my dogs eat
their own poop so and they've also lick their own bump,
so to me, it doesn't pass the pup test.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
I think it's disgusting. You don't know what they've been doing.
So reminds me of the joke about the old blow
sitting on the bark bench in the park and this
dog comes up something in front of does liking a bottle?
I wish.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I that's actually good.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Thank you for all your things for Brendon. You're a
bit of a fop doodle and you know it. Excuse
my language if you've been in it, if you're in
the time machine and you've come forward to the future,
you will be extraordinarily provoked by what I've just said.
I've got some old, OLDI worldy swear words. I'm going
to run fast year with all the spelling. Many of

(26:04):
our most famous swear words have their origins in experience
times or even further further back. We've always had swear words.
We've always had words for people's private parts. So those
sorts of things, aren't you But I thought I'd bring
you some old words for exactly those things.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Good.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Well, I've called you a fop doodle before. This isn't
a it's just an insignificant fool. So take that and
where it was pride.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I'm sure wouldn't I where that would.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Bw about this one. You're a bit of a smell fungus,
a buzzkill or a complainer. You're not really a buzz
You know what you need?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
You need some sort of music from the Okay, get it,
Brian Ryan with the because we.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Have early swear music. There we go, pretty did us?
You smell fungus?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Very good?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Some of the words that we've known for a long time,
like gad zooks. That's like, oh my god, omg. That
was an early OMG. That's what girls would text to
each other by carrying pigeon goad zooks, jelly belly, which
we've heard that expression. That was an insult for over
white members of the aristocracy. Prince Andrew, for example, zounder kite,

(27:11):
an idiot who makes frequent mistakes. Anything you'd like to mention, No, okay, great,
how about how about this one? A bed swerver?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
What's a bed swerver?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
That's a cheat is someone who swerves into other people's beds.
That's isn't it. He's a bit of a bed swerver.
That still makes sense. What about these? Let's get into
some more unsavory one. Shall we a bestcumber?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
What's a best comber?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Just spray feces upon someone? Oh, I didn't say they
were nice. We don't have a modern word for that,
do we? Or shall I look at the urban dictionary
and see how about this one? Sad? The fact I'm
saying that out loud people people in the olden days
would have had a heart attack. That I'm saying that
basically it's the F word is really fornication.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I'm going to lean into it. What a sad?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah? What a sad? Well, no, you wouldn't say what a.

Speaker 14 (28:09):
Sada's lemones made of mind?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Years ago he used to save, are you going to
stuff it up? Say? For f's sake? He'd say, for
if safe? And he was so charming, U F arena,
You've got to say uf, not U F.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
We have said sad, sad, sad. Let's have a look
on then. Then, of course, there's lots of words to
describe body parts. A thing and bob testicle around Italian
someone who's penis is shorter than their scroton. Yeah, Brendan's gone.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Quiet, don't worry, it's all proportionally, Okay, don't you worry
about that.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
You are very small test, don't you? You know what,
I'll tell me, what are you going to tell me?
Tell me what you're going to say.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Did you know that the C word, that the offensive
seaword was actual the medical term for it, and everyone
used to use that all the time as much as
you dn'd sad. So they used to use the sea
word when doctors would get together at medical gatherings. That's
how they would describe it, and it wasn't in any
way offensive.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Well, I've spoken about this on the podcast I do
with my friend Anita McGregor. And you know the word
we use for a Native American woman, a score score
is the sea word isn't really that name has been
used and popularized from white people describing a female body part.
So if you call that's why in those Native communities,

(29:47):
if you call someone that, that's now become what we
know is see that's how horrific that is.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Sudden score, Yeah, new breakfast shot.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Actually, don't tell the Crusos people, I'll put it in
their ad.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
You've got trouble with your sad, your score, you've got
pills for that. Well done.

Speaker 14 (30:09):
And Amanda podcast, Amandra and Jones, you're staying school and
learned school.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
That's what stands for.

Speaker 8 (30:20):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
The radio pie, the media pie is getting smaller and
smaller every day, and at this time of year.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
A lot of people are finding out they don't have
jobs next year. We've seen other radio shows have this
happened to them just this week in other states. It's
it's no fun, it's you know, everyone's just trying to
earn a living like everybody else. But podcasts, as it seems,
I don't think they're making any money. I don't think
you can monetarize the kind of podcasts that are filling
our algorithms. And it's attracted and maybe where the problem,

(30:48):
because it's attracting all the dumbos to go on them,
and people like us then talk about it to say
look how dumb they are, and they get more clicks.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
It's say self fulfilling, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Let's look at the dumbos. We'll do it next, So
we will my algorithm just throws up, throws up a
lot of dumb podcasters. I'm in a podcast. I'd like
to think it's not dumb.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Your podcast Double Chattery, which drops on Thursday, is very smart. Well,
and can I give you a bit of praise as well.
I was talking to our statistical people here. Yours is
one of the rare podcasts where people listen from go
to wow.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
That's right. Well, hopefully you already knew this.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Oh I've had smoke blown up there many many times.
But you know, in this medial world, we know now
the democratization of media, and that's great. Anyone can say
anything they like. So everyone says, oh, you can't say anythingnymore,
Yes you can. There are a million platforms where you
can say what true.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
We can't say it on radio because of defamation laws,
but if you get onto the cesspool that is X,
you can say whatever you like.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Well, well, I'm not even talking about the dangerous ones.
I'm talking about the dumb ones. And maybe that's part
of it too, is the dumbing down of culture. This
is something I saw you say, very nice young women,
but it's a podcast called at whatever, and they're lovely women,
I'm sure but this is a holy j educated girl
trying to answer this question.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Name three countries Italy, France, Spain, Italy, China, France. You
can't repeat, Well, I don't know what. I just throw
out three new ones.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I mean there's a lot of countries. You got this.
You go to college, right, yeah, I'm go to college.
I mean you have to guess Italy, China, France.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
That's all I know.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
That's all I know. You know what country you're in
right now? The United States?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
And like, what's the one above the US? Canada? And
what's the one below below the United States?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
M hmmm, Alaska, Antarctica?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
What of them?

Speaker 2 (32:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I'm sorry what?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
No?

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Like what is below the United States? What country?

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I don't know?

Speaker 13 (33:02):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
But to be that thick, good luck to you. But
to be that thick and to be bolder. But why
are you on a podcast?

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Well that's that's why people and why will here we
are talking about it? They're going to take our jobs.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
That's the next breakfast show. Absolutely it is, and that's
what people want.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, they want that. I saw a funny thing with
this woman was saying, you know what, Hey, you know
all those male Manno sphere podcasts. If you're saying guys,
stop doing.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
It white boys, enough with the podcast, pick up a
guitar and.

Speaker 6 (33:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
You know, when I was a kid, I was in
a garage band and I wasn't doing some sort of
massagio podcast.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I dreamed of being on the radio.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
What were you doing here?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
We go?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
You want a bit of B bad element?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah? This is so what would you rather this?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
You know, Joe Rogan's not that bad.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
That is so hard to do that and sing it
at the same time. I can imagine Phil Collins I
Feel Your Pain podcast. I loved as of Extreme Lost
and Found.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yes, it's stub A surfboard, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah? Yeah, I was on the news last night.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
A surfboard lost off Tasmania's south coast more than a
year ago has washed up thousands of kilometers away in
New Zealand by a fellow.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Surfer, and we Mark Burrows from Channel ninam we'll explain.

Speaker 9 (34:29):
Kite surfer Alvaro Bond made the find in Raglan Harbor
on New Zealand's North Island, a custom surfboard covered in
mussels and barnacles. One minute Alvaro is a kite surfer,
next is a detective.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
The shape of the board is made for very big waves.

Speaker 9 (34:50):
He hit Facebook and quickly the owner, Liam, a Tasmanian,
came knocking, explaining it fell off a boat on the
Tazzy Coast eighteen months ago. But how did it drift
two and a half thousand kilometers from Tazzy. One theory
it was picked up by the East Australian Current. The

(35:11):
other explanation it was called in the Antarctic circumpolar current
that the south forward.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Went south, got it hits to ride on a really
fast part of that current and went all the way
around the world before washing up in New Zealand. That's extraordinary.
It so it could have gone from Tasmania to New Zealand,
which which isn't that big on that cruise. But then
it's gone from Tasmania all around the bottom of the
globe and then back past Tasmania to New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Think about that for a me. I will some current
try to make off with my board one time, but
I got him.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
That's a long journey to a small house.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
I like extreme loss advances. You do, it's reunited. It's
good it's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Podcast.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Amanda's here.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
It is ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question of time permits. You get all
the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Cat is in chisick Hoo Cat.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Hello, Hello, you sound vibed. Do you want to get
some money?

Speaker 15 (36:29):
I'm very very excited. Yes.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
All right, Well let's see what we can do. We've
got ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed,
because we might have time to come back. All right, yep, right,
good luck he comes. Question number one? What month are
we in? October? Question two? What's the main ingredient used
in chocolate.

Speaker 15 (36:52):
Caca?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Question three? Which body part is also referred to as
a funny bone elbow? Question four? What does AI stand.

Speaker 15 (37:00):
For Artificial intelligence?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Question five? What term is used for the smallest animal
in a litter.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Run?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Question six? Which who preceded Daniel Craig as James Bond?
Oh gosh? Pass? Question seven? Cairo is a capital city
of which country.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Or Egypt?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Question eight? What sport is Jessica Watson known for? Pass?
Question nine? What body part does glaucoma effect? What body
part does glaucoma effect? Com go coma? Question ten? What
country was previously known as New Holland?

Speaker 10 (37:44):
Him?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
That one?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
That one was Australia. Australia used to be called New Holland.
I reckon, if I had a bit more time, you'd
have remembered who came before? Daniel Craig, Oh, gosh, no,
I'm not right now. Was Pierce Brosnan, Yes, of course,
and Jessica Watson was known for sailing and glaucoma. It
affects your eyes? I oh, cat, thanks straight on?

Speaker 16 (38:11):
Run?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yes, names, no, it was.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
That's how that's our slogan for next to your jersey.
Demand a couple of runs.

Speaker 15 (38:24):
Yes, we'll be following you to the afternoon, but no runs,
panks cat.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Thank you. We'll see you on the fruited plane.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Yes, cat, thank you. You gave us entertainment. Thank you,
Carry on and have a good day. I love tales
of bureaucratic bungling.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Well you've gone on a few times last week about
what's been happening down at Chamberoo.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, Jamburu Recreation Park where you control the action, that's
where you do.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
You get one of those toboggans, unless you're one of
those slow people that don't anyway, you get down to
Jamburu Recreation Park. It's a seasonal park. It's it's open
during the summer months. In winter, it's got to make
hay while the sun shines, as.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
It were, and keep the water and the water slides going.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
So they came up with a novel idea storing electric
cars that have been send over China while they're waiting
to be sold.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
So they did a deal with the company someone to
store their cars.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
And that's what this country is built on. Mother is
the necessity of invention.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
But instead no, yes, no insense, yes yes, what mother
is the no invention is the mother? No necessity is
the mother of invention.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
You know you're the problem. You should working with the cat.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
She's a single mother. I'll see you on a current
affair tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Red stamping that anyway, what's happened is now poor old
Jamburu can't store the cars there because they need a
da to store the cars there. But the Jamburu people said,
but you made us get a DA to build the
car park that you insisted that we build.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Oh but no, no, that is fatal store on voices.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Now I sit back and enjoy the show the.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
People that run this country. I honestly, I just it
does my head in I'm reading the paper today. People
are just trying to.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Get businesses going and stupid bureaucrats keep holding people up
with red tape.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
A friend of mine has a agency and he said
he got sent a circular from the South the New
Southwest government asking him to do a twenty minute survey
about government red tape.

Speaker 14 (40:18):
It's like something from Blackatter, isn't it. It is bloody
red tape, bloody red TV. That's when he signed his
own death warrant and execution warrant. Now that's something I
wanted to call this bash of bureaucrat, but we can't
say that.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
No, you probably could, But I do like the tribal
drummers beating for bloody red, bloody red TV.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, what's happened in your business or wherever you go?
And you give me a break on man.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Podcasts?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
When can't you park cars in a car park when
a local council is involved unless you have the right
da and the son is in the fourth quadrant and
the druid comes down from the mountain.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
That's a problem. The druid has to come from the sea,
and he's going.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
To be wearing high veers. And then, and only then
can you park your cars in the car park.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Friend of mine has a real estate agency and he's
sent a survey by the New Southwest government, a twenty
minute survey. But how about government red tape? How he
thought about it? He thought, my friend, it was an
elaborate joke, the.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Travel drummers picking bloody red tape. It's a good opportunity
to just vent. Luc has joined us.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Hello, Luke, vent about the red tape?

Speaker 7 (41:28):
Yeah, how are you this morning? The morning James and
around we were in the Blue Mountains and we've got
our houses being built there for quite a number of years.
And back in the early days, the block that we're
on was and the neighbor's block was designed and planned
that it could possibly be some local shops. So because

(41:49):
of that, there's a little laneway that comes across the
back of my neighbors and my place and then down
the side. It's only a small section of land that
they allocated for this lane way. We want to do
some renovations to the house, and council have approved our
plans conditional, which means we have to do we have
to join in the two blocks that we have, the

(42:12):
lot and DVPS into one. Now, yeah, that would be
okay if it was a cheap exercise. But by the
time we add up the surveying fees and the monument
fees and all that kind of stuff, it's going across
us about nine grand to amalgamate the two blocks into
one block for what reason? Just to keep council happy.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yees, bloody red, bloody read it.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
It's for no other purpose that lands on abuse. For
anything else, I'll just say this what's reena and say
what's this.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
With councils and the nine grand thing? I've just noticed
lately we had some council work. It was nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
They must have a thresholder if you ask for something
else that maybe it goes up to twenty and then
it goes up to thirty. I don't know why that is,
thank you, Luke, because I probably thought ten sounded sus
it was two round a number A none is with us. Oh, hello, Anon,
tell us about the red tape.

Speaker 10 (42:57):
Hello, I'm a family lawyer, and the court issues us
with an order to access subpoened material, maybe someone's medical records,
something like that. But in order to actually get the document,
you have to give a copy of the orders issued
by the court.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
You've cut out, she's been silenced.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
He's still there.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Also, just when you were, you had your stuff redacted.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
So keep going. You got to the juicy bit with
in order to get those documents, what happens.

Speaker 10 (43:28):
You have to give a copy of the orders that
the court actually gave you back to the court so
that you can get the documents. It is crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
So break that down for me.

Speaker 10 (43:41):
Okay, the family court you see the order and says, yes,
miss Anon, you can get these documents. Yes, and it
gives you in writing, then get Then you have to
give a copy of what they've actually given you back
to the very organization that gave you that order in
order to get the document.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
So there's a whole middle step that's not required. You know, Yeah, nothing, Well,
there's so much time?

Speaker 7 (44:05):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
What they're sacking people in the private sector. They're sacking
people left, right and center.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
In this building. We have no one to do the job.
It's just you and me and Brian and Ryan on
Thursday and Friday.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
And that's a non thank you. See in every industry
red tape Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
He's not an Amanda friend of Dad.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Knocking Josey us to the fruited plain.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Next year, it's another day the fun factory. If you've
got a car park, you can store your card. Oh no,
you can't store your car in a car park. You
can park it in a car park. You get that DA,
but then you get another DA and then you can
store it. It's called the park store DA.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
W TF. I don't understand all of that. Also, a
friend of mine about red tape. A friend of mine
who runs a business with center survey by the New
South Wales government. It's a twenty minute survey about government
red tape. That's what you need to do.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
The tribal drama's beating for this bloody red tape and
has joined us.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
What was the red tape?

Speaker 15 (45:18):
Good morning, Jason, a man, how are you right?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Well, that's good.

Speaker 15 (45:22):
We were doing some upstairs renovations and our local council
insisted that we pay curb and guttering insurance in case
we damaged to curb and guttering, but we didn't have
We didn't have any curban guttering and they refused to
let us go ahead with the renovations until we paid
the insurance because they said you should have it. So

(45:45):
the red tape says you must pay the insurance. So
we had no choice to pay insurance. And I know
you'll be very intrigued to know that this sher Harbor
Council is actually next door to Cyama Council.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Criama Council.

Speaker 15 (46:02):
Yeah yes, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Anne, Tim has joined us. What was the red tape?

Speaker 16 (46:11):
Well, I went to the bank and paid off the
remaining of a car loan and I said to them, great,
now that it's all paid off, can you stop taking
the money out of my.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
Account to pay it? They go, no, no, no, that
won't happen.

Speaker 16 (46:23):
What happens is when we'll take some money out for
the next payment and then the computer will realize it
has been paid off, so then we'll refund the money.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
What And I said, so you won't cancel it?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
No?

Speaker 16 (46:35):
No, So I asked them for a pen and paper
and I wrote them out a letter on the spot
rescinding any authority to take money out of my account
for the car lone. Oh yes, we'll process that for
you now, sir. But I had to request it in writing,
get them to stop it.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
If you hadn't asked, you wouldn't have known any of this.
This is just what happens. You'd assume that they could
stop taking your money out.

Speaker 16 (46:57):
But no, no, they would have taken the one hundred
and fifty dollars out next week and then gone, oh,
we'll transfer it back now because it's been paid off.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
How stupid is that?

Speaker 3 (47:08):
I know, Tim, It's exhausting. These are the these are
the people. These are the people that are running out
of country.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Deep breath?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
You got soft sits? What of that happens?

Speaker 1 (47:24):
What's a soft sift?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
So soft it sounds like it's a terial disease. What
is soft sits of the cookers?

Speaker 16 (47:30):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
I see, you know sovereign citizens.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, nothing was running around in Victoria. That's why.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
That's why, because he paid off his car loan and
it frustrated the hell out of him.

Speaker 7 (47:39):
Thank you for it.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Interestingly, I just said take a deep breath, but don't
if you're prone to hay fever. Like I've watched you
scratch your eyeballs out this morning, Brendon. We'll talk about
it next SHA podcast.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I suffer the allergies, you know that, Yeah, what does
it feel like? It just you know, just to each
the eyes, the sinus.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
What's the sinus? Because often you're sort of rubbing your
face and is it sore under your eyes?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Right in the middle of there, they get blocks up
and my ears get blocked, and then and then they
and you reach for a sudi. I go straight to
the pseudo pseudo effagery and the pseudo fed the old
school stuff and that's good.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
The new stuff the fennel pre that that's not good.
That doesn't work. It's just a con.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Well, they're saying that this is one of the worst
hay fever seasons on record.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
It is because I could feel it in mythrida. It
just coats everything. So you've got to keep clearing your
voice doing all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
The reason it's so bad at the moment because hay fever,
as you know, is about pollen and spring is the
key seasoned flowers and crops of flowering. But wind and
heat are major factors, and we've had the hottest October
on record and several windy spells, so this is why
we've got high hay fever rates. Australia has had a
wetter than usual period also in many regions, and so
there's a late when there's a late season mix of pollens,

(48:53):
which we're having at the moment, grass tree and weed pollens,
people may suffer more severely. So if you're feeling this,
you're not alone.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
No, you're just going to go to your chemist to
get the pseudo effdry. Don't worry about that other stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Well, I just embarrassed myself one of the women who
works here. It look like she was rubbing rises and
I got problems with the pollen. But I think she'd
been crying, So sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
And this is why you're walking around eating an Easter egg.
I know I was an elegant rabbit and you're just
eating it.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
It was there. It's not my fault, it's not Easter.
If it was a hot crosspun, would you have had
it appropriate East day?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
This poor lady, who I don't know what's happened with her,
has been crying and.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
You're just munching.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yes, was munch onto a rabbit year.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Jones, He's got some pseudo ever dream for you. People
know the struggle. It's real.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
It's seventeen to night and gets my goolies coming up.
We've only got six weeks to go before we hit
the fruited planes.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
It's today Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Yeah, no, it's Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Oh okay, so yeah, six weeks left before we hit
the fruited plane.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yes, and twenty thousand dollars will be won by someone
for gets my coolies.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
That could be you. All you got to do is
get your goolie and go to.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
The iHeartRadio app recorded and boom, your goolies are.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Coming up next on GM xamination.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Twenty thousand dollars for our favorite goolie of the year.
Someone is going to win that in about six weeks time.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Extraordinary. What have we got today?

Speaker 13 (50:26):
What gets on my gulies is when I go to
the car park. There could be a thousand cars part
there or just one or two. I could be a
sporting event, supermarket, just a function, just trying to get
out quickly, but exactly the same time as I'm leaving
the person next to me out of all the cars
in the car park, wants to leave at exactly the

(50:48):
same time.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Just gets on my girlies.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
What is it with that everyone leaves at the same time?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
And if you're at a sporting event, but if you're
just doing your shopping.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah, maybe it's this magnet.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
It's the same sort of thing. You're in a queue
and there's one hundred people, and then as soon as
you leave, where's the queue? There's no queue.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Now that's life.

Speaker 12 (51:06):
What else we got, hi guys, gets my goolies is
cheap toilet paper in a public toilet. You either pull
it out and it rips so easily that you end
up with a piece that's about the size of your thumb,
so you need about eight hundred of those to do
the job properly.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Or it comes out like a snake and it's just
like a thin snake, which.

Speaker 12 (51:27):
Is you rattle it around to make a big bunch,
but don't use cheap toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
It gets my goolies. Thin snake. You keep going thinking
it's going to be attached to this eventually, but.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Now starts changing colors. You're in trouble. You know the magicians.
What did you think?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I wasn't sure a terrible visual.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
With a badam with the good.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
If you dip out, you can always contact us via
the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
App, pull the email, or Placebook. Friend wins a one
night's stay for two at the Pullman Hotel, but you
also get breakfast and dinner Marcel Bar and Bistro. This
is a brilliant destination, the city's premiere five star hotel.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
We play our game of Instagram. Today's sixty seconds ten questions.
Get them all right? You walk away with a thousand
dollars or you can double it with one bonus question.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Kate from chiswick Ow to Crack Today. Look, we're happy
to ask the questions, but we do like the insults.
Question five, what term is used for the smallest animal
in a litter?

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Okay, Jonesy demand a couple of runs?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Okay, right, are you two?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
That's and we are back tomorrow. It's Wednesday, TikTok Tucker day.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Higo has arrived.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Cash out or check in twenty k or a once
in a lifetime holiday with Jimmy Barnes in Bali, you're
there at the breakfast, Buffy, there's Bali.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
There's what you don't Bali.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
And Barzi chowering Barly and Barnzy showering down on the
eggs or are you taking the twenty k It's up
to you.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
That's coming up after nine o'clock with Higo. We'll be
back for jam Nation tonight at six o'clock. What about that.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
We will see you then, good Jess you well, Thank.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
God, that's over. Good bite, good bite.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Wipe the two from.

Speaker 14 (53:09):
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