FULL SHOW: "Serve Me My Friggin' Food!"

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well
what a show today, friendy, we.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Puts Less Barbera to the pub test. So let's Barbara
is a friend of the show. I think she's gorgeous
and I love her very funny woman.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Well, I'm right with you there, baby.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, she's on the cover of Marie Claire looking gorgeous
and some people have accused her a photoshopping, which she denies,
but b of stepping into the zone that she has
always mocked. We will put this to the pub test.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Also, tribal drum wise, just serve me my friggin food.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Serve me my friggin food. Don't throw it at my
face in Tevignyaki, don't stick things in it and set
it on fire. Don't be a punts. Just give me
my food.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
If you're thinking of forming a band and going on
the road, yeah, we have some sage advice from former
drummer of The Angels Graham buzz Bistrap.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
And you will be stunned to learn what Bubbles the
Chimp is up to.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Now enjoy the podcast right now that.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
A miracle of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
We have so many requests for them to do it.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Again, Mistress Amanda and miss Keller.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Friend is in a broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 8 (01:32):
The legendary part.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Jonesy and Amanda the.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Actress will congratulations. We are they right now?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job. Anyone now
good radio.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
Sorry but it's a tone tongue twist set an idiot
and Amanda, Shoot Tim.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
We're on there. Amanda, how are you today?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well? And you I.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Am very very well.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I watched that not fit for TV. It's the Netflix
dock out on the Biggest.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Loser, the Biggest America Can Show.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Remember Bob and Jillian.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
And so is the show saying that there was toxic
tactics and and underhandedness and how just awful it was.
Is that what it's saying?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Also that a lot of the contenders on the show
went on the show and now they've put all the
weight back on again.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Has the same thing happened here? I think it has, actually, yeah,
but I don't think we went as hard on with
our challenges as they did did the I don't think
we were as harsh or were we I.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Think we're pretty harsh.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
One thing I did notice under the prism of now
to then, we're a bit kinder now than we were
back then. Well pretty much. Even the show The Biggest
Loser calling it that, calling fat people losers, and it
was the idea of the guy when he came up
with the idea, he saw a sign outside a gym
that said help me.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I want to lose weight, and.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's when the guy came up with the concept of
the Biggest Loser.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
It's a weird concept that it didn't want to help
them lose weight because it turned in they had competitions.
We had to carry food in.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Their mouths, yes, and they eat big fatty cakes and.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Them and taunt them. So they were two separate agendas.
But you say we're kinder now. We probably wouldn't do
a body shaming show like that, but we're not kind.
When you look at our dating shows that married at
First Sight.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Well maybe under the prism of twenty fifty we'll look
back at married at First Sight and what happened.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
There by the prism of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
There's a lot of prisms to look for me. I'm
going to be excited on the prism. I noticed that Bob,
remember the trainer Bob? I think, so, do we know
he was gay?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I don't even know remember what he looks like. I
remember a Gillian, I don't remember Bob.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Well, he's very flamboy and now I don't even know
if he's gay or not.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
But he's extremely flamboy.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
He wasn't on the show.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
He was a Bob Harper was the trainer.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
But he wasn't on the show. He meaning he wasn't
flamboyant on the show.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
He was very just straight up and down.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
But now these days he's out there.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
He's the biggest winner.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
He's the biggest winner. But it's really worth watching anyway.
Netflix time. It's only three so it's easy to churn through.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, And did you want to eat more or less?
Was what you're watching? It? Is it off your snacks?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
My wife brought out the Scotch finger biscuits, you know,
the ones with the chalk on the back, and I said, clearly,
this show's lost on you.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
And then she said you're not going to have one?
I said, no, I'm not going to edit a Scotch
finger biscuit with chocolate on it.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
She this is interesting? Did she then? Because there's nothing
there's nothing worse than bringing out the snacks and you're
the only one eating them.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Whether they yelled at me for not eating the Scotch
finger buscus, absolutely, I said, don't drag media private.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Hell, that's exactly the thing. If you bring out the
chips or the chalks or the biscuits and they say no,
leaves you in a very uncomfortable position.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
It does.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I just had her glaring at me. She had a
Scotch finger biscuit with.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Chalk on it. Actually back Shaw.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Today, we've got Graham buzz Bitstrup from the Angels, the
original drummer from the Angels.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Will we join us?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
He's got a book out at the moment called No Secrets.
He actually wrote the song No Secrets with Doc Neison
and the Brewster Brothers. I'm looking forward to catching up
with Buzz as he's called. Also, Instagram makes us return
and we can't do anything till we do the Magnificence seven.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Question one, reverse and Draw two, a part of which
card game generation.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
We have the Magnificent seven. There are seven questions. Can
you go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that, a man will say.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Look, it's going to be a beautiful day and there's
no ships. I feel bad for them when it's pouring
with rain. I want to say, you're not seeing us
at our best. And now look at this gorgeous morning
and there's not there isn't one there.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
To day is the day?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
What about the guys driving the tanker ship? What do
you mean, Well, the guy's bringing in the fuel, doing
the work.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, but they're not paying to enjoy the view.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, but I'm sure they can appreciate the view.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, I'm sure they can. I'm sure someone taking the
ferry to work this morning goes, oh hurrah, it's not
chopping and spew factory.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Chris is in Maria.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Hello Chris. Hey, some people were talking about before. If
you bring out the snacks and your partner doesn't want
to eat them, it's irritating, isn't it really?

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah, my father does it all the time.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
And do you and you don't partake in the snacks?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
No? No, I might sort of half an hour later
or take of em and maybe yeah, that's a fair
good week.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
If someone's going, I don't want to let people down
if they've opened a packet of biscuits or the chips
and they say, go on and say, okay, I just don't
want to. I don't I want to make people happy
by me over consuming.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Well, I stood on the scales yesterday and I'm weighing
it at eighty six kilos.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
What do you want I need to be eighty five?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Is you need to get on the scales and trash
talk yourself and Monday Monday.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
So trash talk myself. But only eighty five is my
my good way.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
And as you get older, a doctor's from my age,
you've got to be your right way because then your car, get.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Your carcket with a beautiful slim corp.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Your carget because of heart disease and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Chris Christ question number one, reverse and draw to a
part of which game?

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Who know?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Dolphins swimming groups called what? Chris?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, let's play a riff raf Chris? What song has this?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Riff? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (07:31):
Does?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Chris?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
What is the version of rugby underwater called is it
a dive and tackle b flipper ball? Or see underwater rugby. No,
it's not flippable, you think, but no.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, your winning streak is over. I'm afraid Chris, we
like you.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Chris Podcast Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
The question number four, it's going to Michael in box Hill.
Hello Michael, Hi, you very well. What's the version of
rugby that's played underwater?

Speaker 11 (08:09):
Call?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Does it dive and tackle or underwater rugby? Underwater rugby?
It is voting mc boat face and involves teams competing
to score goals. They're placing a negatively buoyant ball into
the opponent's goal at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Well, have I got to this stage in my life
and not known about underwater run?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
We could have been playing that in the last few
weeks here with so much rain.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Who played lifeguards c J. Parker in the television series Baywatch?

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
You have to guess of one big charifter from Baywatch
and you'd be right.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
She's been everywhere lately. Michael just gave up Peter's in Liverpool.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Hi, Peter, Well, you don't even have to ever have
watched bay Watch to answer this question. Who played lifeguard
c J? Parker?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yes, there's other people in Baywatch like, who Yasmin?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Somewhere above her house, a little beacon has just gone off.
Someone mentioned my name.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I think Yasma might be dead.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, I'm alive.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
As we like she died. She came on hard times.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
For me to google. I'll have a quick squize.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Sure, Peter, maybe Peter knows you know about Yasmin Bleeth. Peter, No,
I had a bit of a crush on the interview.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
She was one of my faves on beay Witch Watch Bewitch.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
She's still alive, is she sorry? Yes? But what she doing?
How she looked these days?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I haven't got a photo of it today, but a.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Rough she was good with the high cut because he.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, I can't support that. I can't see any new photos.
But she she had an addiction. What was her addiction?
She wrote a three page article back from my drug
hell cocaine addiction, the struggle to remain sober, that old story.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah she looks good.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
There, that's I'm looking at the same page that they're
old photos. No, there she is here, you know that's
there's a whole trope at the moment where they say
so and so it doesn't look like this anymore. And
if someone ages They usually do it to women if
someone ages bad luck, very hard to live.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Up to the the wa it is what is the
currency in India? India?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
That's we're back to you now we're back to Peter.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
What is the currency of India?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Rup?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
The rupee brings you to question seven? On which show
is Melcy a judge? You don't see people on Sale
of the Century or on the Chase going.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Nah, Craig, Craig, is the Magnificent seven coming with us
when we go to the fruit?

Speaker 9 (11:07):
You know?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
But I like it is it time to get rid
of it? No?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
It brings out the quirk because I haven't really thought
about what we're going to be doing.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'd like us to do a version of Tipping Point
where him just going.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
We should do that.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Craig is in Camden South, Hello, Craig, good morning.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
How are you raise the currency of India? Craig and
I We got that one. It's over to Christian seven.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Do you know that?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
What show would you find Melcon as a judge?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
The voice, the voice, You've done it, sporty spot.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Congratulations, Craig, You've come from nowhere, You've won it all.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
The jam Pack two hundred.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Dollars to spend A Baby is the Dessert Bar world
Famous Desserts, and Baby Is to Paramatta and Bright in
the Sands, A double pass to the Life of Chuck
Charles Krantz, a genre bending, life affirming journey and Jonesie
demandic character choos for you to color in some sala
pantsils their words or something that resembles them.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Craig, do you think the Magnificent Seven should.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Come with us to the Fruited Plains when we take
over afternoons next year? Yeah, it's one for me.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
The difference Magnificent Seven works in the morning because everyone's
waking up and everyone's a bit dopey. That's what's fun
about it.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
So what are the other shows doing in the afternoons
that we can do that's different?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
That was rhetorical.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, I'm saying we can just be silent? Why do
we just do that? Both take You.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Want to hear my music on rock sead triple plays?
What about requests? What about love song dedications?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Why don't we do that? You want to Brzillian years old?
I think song Aaron Mullen has, Aaron Patterson has a request.
I've done what you've done.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
What's with that?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
That could be a thing, Craig, Would you listen to
an all request afternoon show?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Probably not?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
No, thank you, Craig.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
So you don't have someone specially in your life you'd
like to dedicate.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
A song to, and if it's a song you don't like,
you're not going to listen.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, I've been years.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, he's one for my secretary.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
He's got no one he likes. Okay, Well, well back
to the drawing board.

Speaker 12 (13:09):
Xnay that Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. I'm
not a couple of rings.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well, it's my turn to flick through the Jolmanac ow big,
because music is.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
The German coming with us to the fruited plains of
next year.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
The Gerlmanac might like a sleep.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
In, so okay, j Germenac's go on, German, I.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Can sleep and come with us to the afternoons.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Anyway, keep flicking, well.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Keep flicking, keep flicking on this day. In nineteen eighty two,
Laura Brannigan released to a hit, Gloria. It was her
first major hit achieved major success. It's sat at the
top one on the top, one hundred for thirty six weeks,
which was a record at the time for a female
solo artist. She didn't write the track. It was a
cover of an Italian original boat Umborto Tozzi. You shouldn't

(14:09):
wuck around with it much, just pretty much, it's exactly
the same the original elo. The original is a song
addressed to a lover named Gloria Duh and Laura's team
thought should we change the lyrics and maybe change the
love interest to Mario. Ultimately, they decided to write a
news story about around it, based on quote a girl

(14:32):
that's running too fast for her own steps, which is
what attracted Alan Jones to the imagery as well. I'm
just a physy girl.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
What's the matter?

Speaker 13 (14:40):
You?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Quite a lot?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Apparently?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Here it is GM.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
The Golden orb as it rises above the water, the
sun shining down on our metropolis.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Isn't it great?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Isn't it great?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I just feel better.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Well, we've come out of the rain, going ahead into spring.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
This this nice young man's thoughts turned to to what
having his dry local newspaper? I mentioned this about my
what's your local newspaper?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Look at one Worth Courier, isn't it Yeah? No, we
don't get that delivered. We don't get any local newspapers delivered.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I get the local news the Saint George's Southern Leader
delivered to my hand.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You're obsessed with the leader in the Leader, and you
cut it out and put in a little scrapple.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I wrote. I wrote a letter to the Leader one
time complaining about we're going to.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Close down a brewery, a local brewery in Sylvania now
banging on, And I said, how do they build a
harbor bridge when you come and build a brewery. So
that's how seriously I take the Leader. Although with the
rain lately, what's happened with my Leader? They put it
in a plastic bag, but it's turned into a big
mushy fst in my driveway and I can't read this

(15:49):
pulpy mess. And that's why I sent this in to
the Shire Gazette. Shi Gazette is an Instagram site and
it's great. And look, my story has been picked up.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Is it a parody account?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
No, it's real.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
It's not like the Tudor Advocate or anything.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Let me read from the pages of the Southern Shire
Gazette Local Red and Brendan has declared he will not
stand idly by while The Southern Shire Leader continues it's
to send into a weekly soggy insult, despite the fact
he's never.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Once read it.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
It's not like I read local newspapers or any printed
news for that matter. Brendan confirmed holding up the soggy
dog poo adjacent bundle the ladder on his driveway sometime
before dawn. But I wanted to check if my letter
to the editor about kids on e bikes made it in.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
You're a tongue that guy. You've become that guy.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Excuse me, This isn't me, this is Brendan. My parents
read The Leader twice a week religiously. I grew up
watching my dad spread it across the dining table like scripture.
I just assumed when I bought a house, the right
to have it lobbed onto my sir Walter Buffalo lawn
would be part of the deal.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Neighbor Amanda, Oh have.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
They dragged me in? What have I done? Says I'm
not the pooh Jogger.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Says she witness Brendan savor the side of a dry
edition once, only to watch him ceremoniously stuff it into
his fire pit. He didn't even flick through it, she said.
Local historians agree with whispers that the Leader should soon
be heritage listed under Shy law, not for its content,
but for its ceremonial law.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
A role asked if he'd switched to the digital edition.
Brendan looked, defended what.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Am I supposed to do? Drag my iPad out of
the recycling bin once a week? For now, Brendan will
continue standing watched, determined to defend his birthright. I'm not
read it, he said, but I'll be damned if I
let them take away my right to ignore it.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
This sounds like a film like Braveheart, doesn't it? With
a really inspirational speech. You're standing in a skirt and
no wonders like Mel Gibson did. I can see it
all happening.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
How will I know who won the local Business Award?
Will Kay's cheap cuts did save win?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I'm still confused as to whether that's a hair sal
honor or butcher.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I haven't read it.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I've senior haircuts.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
I know.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Nations. Let's get on down to the Jonesy.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Demanded rights for the pub test and today Celeste Barber,
she's made her name by mock y Glamour shutes and
has nine point seven million followers on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
She's a friend of the show.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
We love Celeste Barber, we do, but her latest cover
on Marie Claire magazine has said a cat amongst.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
The pigeons, interesting, isn't it. So we all know the
work of Celeste Barber where she kind of will take
a TikTok or an Instagram shot or something like that
of a famous model or just a model eating watermelon
on the back of a bicycle looking improbable, and she's said,

(18:46):
here's how a normal body looks when it's trying to
do that, and kind of mocked them. And now she
looks incredible on the cover. But she's a gorgeous looking woman.
She's coming here with interviewed. I've seen her on stage.
She kind of is in every Woman in the way
she uses a body and pulls rough heads and does
all of that. But she can look absolutely gorgeous, which
she has on the cover. People have accused her of

(19:09):
a hypocrite by using photoshop. She has said, this is
not the case.

Speaker 10 (19:13):
Hi, I need to tell you all something about this
photo shoot, and it's going to piss some of you off.
It's not photoshopped.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
This is how I look.

Speaker 12 (19:23):
I'm so sorry, but.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I look fine and great, and she does, she says,
She says, it's great lighting, it's great hair and makeup.
She had a really heavy head piece on the top
of a wig, sort of pulled her forehead up. She said
it wasn't a great but that was just because that's
how the wig had to be attached. She said, sorry, everyone,
but this is me. I can also look attractive. I

(19:45):
can look every day and as anyone can. When you've
got all those glamorous that team of glamour workers working
for you, you can look like that too. Some of
the backlash has been interesting. People are saying, has she
become who she mimicked by being on the cover of
a glamour magazine. This is the sort of criticism I
know that Barry Humphrey's got too, when he used to

(20:06):
mock a certain type of person, the Australian kind of person,
and then when he became a famous person, he stopped
being on the outside and you're on the inside. She
by being on this cover, does that make her on
the inside and does it change her appeal for you?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, there's a history of overweight actresses particularly. I think
this is largely could it be for females males as well,
because you look at Jack Osborne. Remember he was overweight,
then he lost all the weight and people sort of
didn't take him seriously anymore. So maybe that's a thing
for Celeste Barbara though she has made a bread and
butter out of being every woman. But I see this

(20:47):
as a women have a problem with this. Men don't
really care.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well, I don't think I look at her audience to
begin I've.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Always thought so less. Barbara looks like a nice lady.
She always looks good. And you know, women will talk
about oh being each other's wonderbras and supporting each other.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
They don't. They tear them down as soon as they
look good.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
That's right. You want to see yourself represented, and she's
always represented normal looking women and so but as I said,
anyone with this much attention could look incredible.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
You should be rooting for her.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Interesting Rebel Wilson, what do you mean.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Well, Rebel Wilson, she lost all the weight. Now everyone
hates her.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
And she's also done some dreadful movies. But aside from
the dreadful movie, well, the.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Roles she has played have have taken advantage of her weight? Yes, well,
I guess it's the same thing. Is a Celeste has
has has shown off if you lean to the side
and hold show your belly rolls and if you stand
up straight you don't have them. This is the this
is what we're talking about here. I think she's brilliant.
But let's put it like this, Celeste Barber being hot,

(21:53):
being on the inside, now having stepped over onto the
inside to be on the cover of a glam magazine?
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Said Radio Civor.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Story of police chases, a driver of a reportedly stolen
vehicle stopped for petrol in the middle of a high
speed chase in California on Friday, and.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
He still got away.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
How did that happen?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Authorready say.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
The chase began after officers identified the stolen dark blue
Infinity Sedan. The driver got up to one hundred and
sixty clicks. Things took an interesting turn when a helicopter.
There was a helicopter as well.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Captured the way.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
The suspect pulled into a Shell petrol station, got out
of the car, looked regularly.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Into the camera, hey, and filled up the car.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
So he was filmed doing that from the helicopter. Yeah,
so what is a helicopter. What's their role? Are they
going to drop a net or something or is their
job just to follow him? I can see he just
follow the guy. He's waving at me, don't.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
He filled up and he sped off again, leading police
through multiple freeways. The chase ended when the suspect ditched
the car, but he still got away because he got
to the car and run away.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Well the cops those gave up and I find at
that service station. They could have got me be there
for longer because I have to say can I use
your path? And then you walk to the toilet with
He's attached to a best of block, has a hold
of sign saying yes I have to use you.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Get caught up in the two for one sandwich to you.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh the sandwich sandwich servant. There's nothing quite as you know,
a post operative sandwich and the service station sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
They used to be a joke. They are the best things.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
So you go there for a meal.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I'm robbing the survey just for the sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
They should get armor guard under that sham notion podcast When.

Speaker 13 (23:43):
God I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I'm taking your windows, your head all. Celeste Barber has
made a name for herself by mocking glamour shutes and
she's got nine point seven million follows followers on Instagram.
But her latest cover on Mary Claire has set the

(24:07):
Internet ablaze. A lot of people are saying heavily photoshopped
Celeste Barbara's sacrilege.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Well, she's saying, it's not photoshop. She's saying, suck. Oh,
I just look great.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
Hi.

Speaker 10 (24:18):
I need to tell you all something about this photo shoot,
and it's going to piss some of you off. It's
not photoshopped.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
This is how I little.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
I'm so sorry, but I look, I'm great.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
She said, she's had great lighting, she's got this fantastic
hair piece on, she's got a great makeup artist. She said,
this is how I look when I'm being glammed up.
And she said, I can be glam as well as
being funny.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
And I think it's so let's it doesn't see what
the big deal is because that actually is her. It's
not photoshopped at all. But I find that people want
her to be a certain type. She's a comedian, that's
what she does.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
She has and she's made a living mocking exactly these
sorts of people in ill fitting outfits, or she filmed
herself from less than ideal angles.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Or doing crazy yoga poses.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, that's right. So people have said, have you become
the person you've mimicked? Let's put her to the pub test.
So let's barber being hot. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 8 (25:17):
Yes, absolutely pastes the pub test. I think people need
to get a grip.

Speaker 14 (25:20):
She's a very funny, very talented woman who has made
a lot.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Of people laugh, and she got recognized for that on
the cover of a magazine. Doesn't mean she has to
look like an idiot or anything. It's perfectly fine that.

Speaker 10 (25:31):
She looks hot.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
Of course, it passes the pub test. If Pamora Anderson
can do funny, c Leste can do.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
Glamour, she's great a lover.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
I think she should do more of it. Let's keep
up with the comedy.

Speaker 14 (25:43):
I think it does. She's one incredible lady. While she
may make a mockery out of certain celebrities for doing
certain things irrespectively, she's just such a beautiful, stunning, amazing woman.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yes, it does. I think it's amazing that she's done that.
It's just proven that any day women can be on
the cover.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
You don't have to be a supermodel and good on Hermusha.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I love it, well done.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
I go to go on the front of Men's Health,
get hanging out, Evan. Up to eighty six kilos.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
You said you want to be eighty five.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
I got to lose a kilo.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
You know the last kilos are the hardest to lose.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, A kilo of Jonesy on the streets.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
You know that's worth You are the pooh jogger.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Actually, that's what separates it.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Really Facius Halvon's read a fantastic book called Packing for Mars.
It was by a woman called Mary Roach, and she
looked at the human side of what it takes to
get people into space at the very beginnings of space
exploration and the research and the tests that were done
on the ground before we ever sent and men as
they were, it was only men in space then in

(26:47):
the sixties into space. I'll just read the introduction to
this book, or this is a review of the book.
Space is a world devoid of the things we need
to live and thrive. Air, gravity, hot showers, fresh produce, privacy, beer,
space exploration is in some ways an exploration of what
it means to be human. How much can a person
give up? How much weirdness can they take? What happens

(27:09):
when you can't walk for a year, when you can't
have sex, when you can't smell flowers? What happens if
you vomit in your helmet during a spacewalk? Is it
possible for the human body to survive a bailout at
seventeen thousand miles per hour? To answer these questions, space
agencies set up all manner of quizzical and startlingly bizarre
space simulations. And the book is full of how they

(27:30):
went about that. And they're the other.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Movies and you just think, oh, they go up there
and they dig around and they come back.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
The research that went into how we get people into space,
we'd spent millions of years evolving to live here, and
then we look up there and in just a few
decades we go, you know what, let's go there. Let's
go there. But what did it take to get us there?
And this book is full of all the small details.
The NASA men and women who used weird toilet facilities,

(27:58):
who had strange spinning experiments, who weren't the astronauts. They
were as human beings who volunteered for these tests. And
here's something I don't know if this is in the book,
but I saw it. Yes the other day, a scientists
was talking about some of the quirkiness of the toilet
stuff that happened in those early studies. And during the
set this run up to the Apollo missions, the engineers

(28:20):
had to come up with a clever way to allow
these men to urinate in space. When you're wearing your
basic suits, you can't go to a urine all, let's
face it. So they built a device a bit like
a sock that you'd wear, had little I guess it's
like a little condom, a sock that had a tube
coming out of the end of it that would collect
the urine into a bag for you to deal with later.

(28:40):
And to make sure there was a leakproof fit for everybody,
NASA decided to produce three different sizes small, medium, and large.
They gave the astronauts the choice right of which one
they wanted. Nearly every single astronaut, as you can imagine,
selected the large Smalls.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Would have been in surface surplus, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Almost no one went for the small or the medium,
and because of this, once they got into space, there
was you urine flying all over the place.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
We have a big problem.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
So back down on Earth, NASA we're thinking, how are
we going to fix this? What's what's a way to
look at it? And instead of changing the apparatus, they
used psychology, so they didn't fiddle with the design or
the device in any way. They re labeled them from small, medium,
and large to large, gigantic and humongous, and as it

(29:36):
says here, just like that, the problem went away at all.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
But a great book.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, well the book, it's brilliant. It's called Packing for
Mars by Mary Roach and it's just even you know,
the flag that was flown on the Apollo was the
first one, the Apollo eleven. Yep, even that flag. The
research it took to attach a flag to the outside
there there's no air up there, and they had to
attach it to the pole so it would looked like
it was floating in a breeze, which is what's made

(30:03):
people think, oh, conspiracy. They weren't there, there's no breeze,
and blah blah blah. That was all designed, every single
moment of that was designed. The maths behind it is inspirational.
It really is.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Packing for Mars. One wonders, what about packing for Uranus.
You've overpacked.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I'll take a.

Speaker 12 (30:22):
Lunch umongous for Brendan Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
We're on the radio.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
It's time to talk Abou Jones and Amanda will make
radio grade again.

Speaker 12 (30:38):
Don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Do you understand that?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
You know I love drummers. I think drummers are the
greatest thing in the world. You were one while I
was a failed drummer. I just couldn't keep time. I
love playing drums. I like looking at a drum kick.
But my timing was dreadful. Someone's timing who was extraordinarily
good is Graham Buzz Bidstrup, you know Buzz from the
Angels No Secrets, but.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Also went on to go into the Party Boys.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
From the Party Boys, remember that started with Shirley Strawn
and James Rain And you remember coming home from school
and my team Sweet and Sour to takeaways, plus had
his fingerprints all over that.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I came home from work to watch that.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
And what about this gang?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
He's the man behind all that, and he's written a
book called No Secrets. He's going to be.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Joining us this half hour when I just did it
for the drama jokes, either Amanda.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Or no drama jokes.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
You should podcast what's Bob Catter up to?

Speaker 11 (31:42):
Now?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
There should be a thing just what's Bob up to?

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Now?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
What's he done?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
He's been spotted reading a copy of his own book
and the photo is an Ai Well.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
I saw the photo and I thought it was like
Petudo Advocate. I thought it was a joke.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Now it's courtesy of the Project and they still they've
got an online presence.

Speaker 11 (31:58):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
The Project TV has said that he's out there reading
his book, An Incredible Race of People and newsical.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Is that what the book's called?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yeah, that's his book.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Is it an autobiography?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
It's about I don't know, I haven't read it.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
A news corpus said that Bob often likes to reread
sections of his book. I must say it's yeah, it's
a very doggy copy and he hasn't taken the dust
jacket off. So he's got a dust jacket. And it's
a hard cover book. And you know anything about books,
You take the dust cover off and you could be
reading anything.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh so you think he might be reading something.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
If I'm reading my book fifty Shades of Fifty, which
is in stores for Christmas, if I read that's that's
a paperback and the cover is already printed. And I
must admit one time I was at an airport and
I saw my book in the newsagent there and I
put that at the front of all the other books,
in front of washing Ginsburg.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
And people see you doing in front of Diabetes Monthly
or whatever he was on that week?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Did people see how you do it discreetly? Well, that's
the thing. You do it discreetly, Bob reading a book
about himself. But he's not a discreet man. Have you
heard him sing?

Speaker 12 (33:07):
I can assure you, Bodkata June year.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Older the best for you, your colonel, be very sure,
bubble worker. Oh it doesn't even rise, is it like
when you were It was his voice audition on the.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
In Maxim's Hottest one hundred And you have the big
gate fold out that was.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
To fit my capacious brains.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Indeed, you know who.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Else to check out that frontal lobe. So people were saying,
you know who else has got to book out? Is
it Graham? Buzz Bidstrip yes.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
The drummer, the original drummer from the Angels.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Join his next well, the man himself behind that very band,
the man behind that very song, Graham, Bidstrip joined, Bidstrip joined.
Do you want to be Buzz? Does anyone call you Graham?

Speaker 9 (33:54):
My wife and my mum used to, but Buzz would
be fine.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Let's do Buzz because when you joined the Angels, they said, well,
we can't have Graham in the.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Bed, That's right. It was really weird.

Speaker 9 (34:03):
They were you know, John Rick, Doc and Charlie, you know,
and they said Graham. They said, that's a bit weird.
And I just said, what about Buzz. And I'd had
this name buzz Throckman that we made up in Denmark
right when I backpacked around Europe. And we just made
up this name buzz Throckman. So I became Buzzy. He
became Buzz.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Look, obviously I know you from obviously the Angels, but
I wasn't aware that you were also behind so many
of the other bands, the Party Boys and Ganga Jang.
And you tell a very interesting story in the book
about this line. The iconic lines from that song almost
didn't make it in It almost didn't.

Speaker 9 (34:42):
We were at a rehearsal room and Jeffrey Stapleton, a
lovely keyboard player, said to Mark Callahan, the writer of
the song, you know that line, this is Australia. It's
a bit jingoistic in that, you know, it's a bit
like maybe we should get rid of it.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
And cal said, yeah, yeah, maybe we should get rid
of it.

Speaker 9 (34:57):
I went over my dead body, you know, because something
I thought that was intrinsic to the whole thing, and
it would have been frightening if that had been left out.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
When No Secrets came out and in the book you
described this, you're recording those secrets.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
It's a great song.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
And then you get the call that Bond Scott has
passed away and bon Scott Scott was a friend of yours.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
He was instrumental in getting the Angels together.

Speaker 9 (35:20):
Yeah, absolutely, he got them their deal with Vander and Young,
so that Bond and Angus and Malcolm, the angels before
were called the Keystone Angels, and they did a tour
with ac DC in South Australia and they suggested them
to Vander and Young.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
So yeah, very much. Though Bond was very intrinsing.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
So when you hear No Secrets does that bring back
memories to that day because it was pretty much you
were recording and it happened.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, he got the news.

Speaker 9 (35:45):
It does, it does, indeed, And it was a very
somber moment, and we drank to his health and then.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
Docted the vogel.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah, and that was it.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
So many of the people that you write about and
that have been part of your life are no longer
with us. What's the sliding door that that keeps you here?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Gee, I just think.

Speaker 9 (36:10):
I'm just lucky, you know, because I've had reasonably good health.
I think I managed to get out.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Of the drugs.

Speaker 9 (36:19):
Yeah, I got out of them early enough, you know.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
And the work that I do.

Speaker 9 (36:24):
Now with the Jimmy Little Foundation, like doing that work
that keeps me really really busy, and it keeps me active,
and I think that's a really important thing. And the
older you get, the more active you can be in
brain and body, then you know you're going to stay
around a bit longer.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
It must provide great succor to see that the Angels,
now like they're pretty much after all these years, are
still available on YouTube and even just reading this book,
and I'd recommend this to anyone. You're reading those secrets,
you can dial into various times of your career. Yes,
so it's like they've got a new lease on life.
But on one hand, do you hate it when people.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Say, oh, the Angels say they were robbed or they
never got there? Does that try to be crazy?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Look?

Speaker 9 (37:05):
I think I think no, getting to this age now
and realize, seeing what you have to go through, you've
got to understand that when you get a break, like
when you've got a chance, you've got to take it.
The Angels had a chance in nineteen eighty when we
were touring there, when in the England touring America. So
we toured England and America in nineteen eighty and explaining

(37:27):
the book that I was sitting in a motel in
a hotel room in New York and realizing we'd have
to sell four million records before I'd make one cent
and thinking to yourself, well, if we didn't have a
bit of an asprit de corps, like the whole band going,
we're in this. We've had five years of building it
in Australia. Now we need to do another five years
overseas because we would have had to do five years.

(37:50):
I reckon three to five years. But if if everyone
had said, yes, let's do it, I think we would
have made it. And if we hadn't left Alberts, like
we actually bought out of our contract with one album
to go and then signed with Epic Records, thereby severing
that Albert's Vander and young ac DC love you know,

(38:11):
hug that we had with them, and as soon as
we left them, it was all over.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
I reckon, it was all over.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
We should have stayed with Alberts, we should have toured
with ac DC, we should have put another five years
into it, and we'd all be sitting in our mansions.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
And would you say this to a young band.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
So a young band comes up to you and they say, right, buzz,
give us what's the key?

Speaker 6 (38:31):
The key is when you get your opportunity.

Speaker 9 (38:33):
Make sure you realize that opportunity and understand that you
don't actually get one or two or three or four chances.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
You usually get one.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
And the sacrifice comes with that.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Yeah, it does. Absolutely.

Speaker 9 (38:44):
You've got to be prepared to say, we've spent five
years getting it to this point, are we going to
spend another three years getting it to the next level?
And it really it really is. You have to be
that strategic about it.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Does it burn you up? Do you see that at
three in the morning.

Speaker 9 (38:58):
No, I just I just go that was that part
of my life, and I'll just look towards what I'm
doing right now.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, and you worked in films, if you've done a
lot of stuff producing.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
I know, it's just really weird.

Speaker 9 (39:11):
I just because because I've got a big hat rack,
so I've got lots of different hats, and that's also
kept me, I think engaged as well, because I do
so much different stuff. I love doing the film music.
I love doing the TV show The Sweet and Sour,
you know. I love playing in bands. I love walking
into a studio with nothing and just walking out with something.

(39:33):
So yeah, just going in there with nothing but the
thought and then a bunch of people and coming out
with something.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
To get on the drum kids.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Still yeah, absolutely, all the time.

Speaker 9 (39:42):
I'm always writing, I'm always recording, got a studio at home.
My son plays as well. He's more of a you know,
he does house music and stuff. Oh yeah, but he's good.
He's good.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
He plays drums too, so big and jam.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
It sounds like a life world live bus.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
It is it's a good life. It's a good life.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Doc was a great friend of our show, and he
came in and I ended up to you guys, well,
I love sort of. It's weird how because I was
such a fan of the Angels and then Doc suddenly
I had my phone.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Number and he'd ring me. I gave it to him
at certain times, usually late at night.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, and he said, Jonesy, it's Doc, and hey, Joe
Dog and I've got an idea. But he did come
up with Rock for Doc, which was our backyard Jam series,
which was a great absolutely.

Speaker 9 (40:23):
And when we did the Rock for Doc concert, which
I revisited, disristion.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
That you guys were there.

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Yeah, we hosted you with the hosts and that concert
is actually amazing.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
I've got all of the video for it. I've got
all of the audio for it.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Would that ever be released?

Speaker 9 (40:37):
I actually talked to Michael Borgland from Beyond about that
the other day and if we could get something together
where we honor the support act side of that and
we can get it get it post produced.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Ye, I reckon it'd be a great show. It was,
and we've got to get.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Peter Garrett performed, Yeah, camera stood up saying went out again.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Absolutely, yeah, but everyone was there.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Everyone was there, David Hassel, right, but how many there
were like fourteen acts.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
It was all there to support doc Nis and when
he needed it.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Absolutely, but there was two minutes in between each and
I remember saying to you organize, you guys, say you're
talking about bands here, there's no way, no band will
be off stage in two minutes.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
And they did. We did it.

Speaker 9 (41:19):
We did it, and I had I had an excel
sheet and.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
You're off now. That was ill.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
And we had to and you and I had to
pad in between, but we didn't really have to do
any padding.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
It was just extraordin, very well all machine. And that
was a night of love for Don. Wasn't feel it?

Speaker 6 (41:34):
Yeah, yeah it was.

Speaker 9 (41:36):
And and to see that his the whole thing sort
of came down to all of his friends performing for him.
And then when he came out on stage and say
top Hat, yeah, yeah, just brought the house down.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Well, Buzz the book is great now, no secrets. It's
available now, Graham Buzz now, right now, right now, available
at all good bookstores.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Thank you, Buss Jones, thank you, great to see you
ship podcasts.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
And is it folks over the top ten questions, sixty
seconds on the clock. You can pass if you don't
know an answer. We'll come back to that question. If
time permits. You get all the questions right, you win
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Corey is in Canterbury.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Hi, Corey, Oh Hi.

Speaker 7 (42:28):
Good morning, it's me.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
It's Coory. It's finally it's Corey.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Got a nice ring to finally me.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
All right, Corey, good luck. Now, steady yourselves because okay,
because this is where it happens, you and your split personalities.
Because here we go. We've got ten questions, We've got
sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed, because we
might have time to come back. All right, got it, Corey,
You're the main man, and here we go. He comes.
Question number one, what's the main ingredient in potato?

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Bake?

Speaker 8 (42:56):
Potato?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Question two typically, what's your last year of high school?

Speaker 6 (43:01):
You're twelve?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Question three? What ingredient do you find wrapped around sushi?

Speaker 7 (43:06):
Seaweed?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Question four? In what city would you find? Big Ben London?
Question five, GHD is famous for making which product?

Speaker 9 (43:18):
Uh hair straighteners?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Question six? Finish this slogan? Ossie kids are.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Week bigs Kids?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Question seven? Who's seing that bush? City? Limits? Question eight? Ace,
deuce and love are sayings in which sport?

Speaker 8 (43:35):
Tennis?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Question nine? What animal represents the zodiac sign aries?

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Ram?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Question ten? What's the color of a beginner's belt in karate?

Speaker 6 (43:45):
White?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Corey, you've done it?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Oh my god, Corey.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Congratulations, Wow, well done.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Wow, it's day It's day of Corey, It's the day of.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
Oh, I'm shaking well, you should be well done, shaking
with joy?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Cory.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
Oh wow, thank you?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Well Corey. This is where the jubilance that's not even
a word, the jubilosity, that's where it is. Because we've
got a challenge for you. You can take a thousand
dollars please do enjoy yourself, or you play for a
bonus question and it's a double or nothing.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
Oh what do you think, Jonesy?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Cory?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I reckon, you'll get it all day, don't all Corey.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
If you don't get this, put your decks on. Brendan.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Do you want me to put the tempting whack the
taking panto on? I'm finding it towards Caregory.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Oh, I can see a bull dog.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
You think the sun's coming up.

Speaker 10 (44:54):
I really don't want to bug it, bugger this up,
but I'm trusting you.

Speaker 13 (44:59):
I'm going to do it.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
You know the conditions Applyy had this wrong, Cory.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
You can't come to me and say, oh, Jonesy, Jonesy, Jones.
I have faith in you. I know you can do it.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
Jonesy.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
I'm happy with your little dancing, your tempting.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
That's worth it, Corey. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
The one thousand dollars is being wiped off the board.
You are playing, You are playing for two thousand dollars.
You have six seconds to answer this question. In what
year did Queen Elizabeth the second pass away?

Speaker 6 (45:31):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (45:32):
Two thousand, Queen twenty three?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Oh no, Corey, stop breaking, Bryan and that's just me.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
No, it's twenty two. O. No, I thought you were
doing the drama. I think you're going two thousand and twenty. No, No,
you want to think how many years ago.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I thought it was too And the egnomy of Brian
pressing that buzzer again and.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Again, Corey, I'm just no, Corey.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Anything you'd like to say, Brendan, I can't help Phil
when you said it's easy the way you.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
When you got GHD is famously known for making midch products.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Corey's got to get the bonus question, Jorie, Well, because
it was.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
I was talking to my sister about one yesterday.

Speaker 11 (46:26):
That's why I had Corey. Corey.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
It was your day. Now your day is gone, Coy. No, sorry, Corey,
you might get Man of the match.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
You've got me in the tempting pants. That's got to
be so.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I'm sorry. Well, let that be a lesson to everyone.
When Brendan Jones says, I reckon, you'll get it, Well.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I had faith in Corey and I still do.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Corey. I'm sorry, Giant cold Spoon. Yes, isn't it just
between you and Brian? You brought the mood right.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
The only thing that will save me now is some
John Farmer. Well, luckily here it is GM gold Ono.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Hello area, it's Jonesy Demanda, thanks to my Joe homes.
Sunny today, nice looking day, twenty three degrees in the city,
twenty five at our west.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
By Now it's sixteen degrees.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
So sorry for Corey Corey.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
The sun is shining on Corey and Canterbury Bulldogs are
gonna have a win this weekend.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Mate, It's gonna be okay.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
You're folding up your tempting pants, putting them back in the.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Counter, you know, the tempting pants.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
You just have to when people say to you, what
do you think you have to be neutral?

Speaker 8 (47:28):
Well?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
I thought that Corey would get it.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
How do you don't know Corey well enough to know
if you'd know what the queen died? Is he a
calendar expert? Is your queen?

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Can you the GHD hair straight? Now you have?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
There're two different questions.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Well, anyway, I do feel part responsible.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Dear, thank you. Now we've spoken on this show before
about the horror of Teppanyaki. It's a lesson in humiliation.
Will you sit there and food is just being flung
at your head? I saw a TikTok with the family
put this up state. Isn't this funny? And there's grandma
sitting there, she's got a gob open why and the
Tepanyaki chef flinging food. Bits of rice are hitting you

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in your face and everyone's laughing because you can't catch
it in her mouth. It's funny for everyone except the
person who's doing it.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
It's seen abuse. It is, it is, that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I saw some other footage of this man. He's just
sitting looking cranky with his arms folded. His daughter has
put this up on TikTok and she's titled this that
time when my dad just wanted a simple steak and
he's sitting there looking cranky. There's a steak on a
butcher's block in front of him, and on top of

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the steak is a stick of rosemary and they've set
that on fire and they're doing some ceremony around it
and this diner and the look on his face is
just give him a friggin food.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
It's like a fuse where it's going to blow up.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Well, it's funny that when I went to Tasmania with
my son Jack, there's a restaurant in the Mona Gallery
gallery and it's a quirky gallery to start, so.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
You wouldn't want to eat the muscles in there.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Oh that the Wall of Agene has gone Brendan, I
know that's what's doing about. I'm giving it its French name,
so my headdressester. Have you seen the wall of Vageen?
Why they take that away proper for pervs like you.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
It's not a pervy thing.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
But when I put on my Instagram that i'd been there,
someone put on underneath you see the wall of you
know what, And someone from the gallery underneath said, yes,
get over it. So they're sick of people like you.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
There's nothing like me. Blame Mona. If there's a lot
of badge at that join.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Any Way, in the restaurant, which is kind of quirky,
Jack and I had googled it before he went, and
he saw what it was like and said let's go
because it looks quirky. There was some footage we saw
once again. A woman had put up a TikTok saying
my trady boyfriend at Mona, and there was a black
shrouded ghul behind him going and someone else with a

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small drum next to his head, and he's sitting there
ashen faced. It's not for everyone.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Feed me my friggin food.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
The tribal drum is going to beat for.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
This Teppanyaki theater restaurants I'm not in.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Just serve me my food. Don't light a stick of
rosary on top of my steak.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Necessary exactly. Podcast The tribal drama is betting. Just serve
me in my friggin food, will you.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I don't throw it in my face and set it
on fire. Don't describe where the ingredients have come from.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Donna has joined us.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Hello Donna, When did this happen to you?

Speaker 8 (50:40):
I happened I'm not long ago. McDonald's there at Paramatta
asked for a chicken Philip burger with no lettuce, no mayonnaise.
They brought it out and had letters for mayonnaise, but
no chicken or no cheese.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
So they thought you just wanted a lettuce burger, so
I just brought it out.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
Yeah, they brought me out a lettuce for mayonnaise, and
I asked for a chicken and cheese. No lettuce, no
mad It.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Was the opposite of what you'd ordered. Yes, it's not
easy to stuff up on McDonald's order. You would have thought.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
No, I must have been speaking another language. I don't know,
but I must have thought.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
We've got a vegan in, take the chicken out and
cheese out.

Speaker 8 (51:21):
You know I need my protein, so I've got to
have the chicken.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Well that's why he ordered it.

Speaker 8 (51:26):
Yeah, I'm like jonesy, you got to have a free chicken.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Than well, you're going to have to hang around some
shopping trolleys if you want to do it the Jonesy
way and steal for someone else's shop.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
This turn into a forum about me being gifted a chicken.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Well, the family, the family went home, the woman or
man went home that day and said where's the chicken,
and the family saying dinner.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
You and Dona have taken us off piece. Carly has
joined Hello, Carli.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Hi, Jonesie, and Amanda, how are you very well?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
When did the food get to PUNSI?

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Well, my story is about when I went into labor
in the early hours with my firstborn and I was
laboring all morning, hadn't had anything to eat, and by
the time the baby was born it was around lunchtime.
I was taken up to a maternity ward and I
hadn't eaten anything, and I said, I said to the middleife,
I'm really hungry because I just have some lunch on

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the maternity awards and I bring me a sandwich or something,
and I got a really cranky reply saying, well, you
didn't order anything, And I thought, well, hang on a second.
I was didn't know I was here today to give
birth to a human like, I didn't really order in advance,
so can you just bring me a sandwich or something?
And I got a sale couple of stale pieces of
bread for lunch.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Because you didn't order it, because you didn't or you
didn't know in advance that your baby would be born
that morning.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Carli, while your contractions are happening.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah, fill out the form for your lunch.

Speaker 7 (52:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
I didn't realize that that was what I was supposed
to be doing in between the contractors. Oh, I learned
my lesson.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
I remember they bought an enormous sum. Oh, they bought
Harley some lunch. They brought him some soup and they
said to me, don't eat that, and as I took
heres and ate it and then vomited it straight. But
everyone loved that. Into the ball, everyone was enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
We're going to take some more calls that fell that
we're off piece to you.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Did you know I'm enjoying it very much?

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Okay, Well, we'll just do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
To serve me my friggin food.

Speaker 12 (53:23):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
And Amanda, Well, I can see that you're excited.

Speaker 12 (53:32):
Your nipples are erect, so let's get started.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
It's a dirty job.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Let someone's got to do it.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
We've been talking today about fancy restaurant service.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
You go along and you have a restaurant Tampa yakey bars.
I'm looking at you.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
The only reason you go to a tapan yarkey is
to take a sixteen year old that's the top want
of your kids out for a birthday ditter and you
can watch the muck around with it, just the skillet
and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I think kids like eggs and elderly people.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
As you said, it's almost like elder abuse that there's
lots of stuff on socials where you see grandparents with
their mouths open, bits of rice being flying at this.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Fun and all the chef goes and makes a hard
out of salt on the thing.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Okay, makee cooked and.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Cooks and lobster brain inside it.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I know it's my anniversary rights.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
And also I saw some footage of this guy just
with his arms cross, looking furious. What she all he
wanted was a stage. Yep, he's got a stake in
front of him on a huge butcher's block. It's got
a stick of rosemary that's been set alight, and his
face is just saying, just give me my freaking food.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
The tribal dramas beating for this.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Necessary No, Daniel has joined us by Daniel.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Good.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Tell us what happened with you and your food?

Speaker 7 (54:45):
Yeah, so, I Jonesy, you might know this restaurant. Possibly
it's called Seeing Him at sin Sylvania.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
I think it might have been there.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
With Jonesy as well.

Speaker 7 (54:53):
Really yeah, yeah, I think it's I'm pretty sure it
shut down now.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
I mean this was win.

Speaker 7 (54:59):
I were there, you know, this was like just eight
years ago, and it was just me and my friend
and we you know, we walked in everything as you
would known from being there. Mirrors on the ceiling and
like you know, interesting artwork of giant fish tanks full
of crumbs, and you know, all sorts of stuff going on.
So it's pretty full on restaurant to begin with. Anyway,
we sat down, we ordered our food. I think our

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soups came out, we started.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Eating them, and at next minute.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
There's drums going off and dragons, like people dressed in
dragon uniforms coming out and banging gongs and you know, doing.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Like these big dances and all this sort.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
Of stuff that was going on. And then probably I
don't know, maybe an hour and a half went pigh
and we still didn't get our food, but we just
ended up leaving.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
We didn't the soups we got.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
We got pretty soup and a show, but yeah, we
went home hungry.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
There's only so much drums and dragon you can see.
It's unless you're seeing the band. But it's Chinese New Year.
You've gone in the wrong time, Daniel.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
Well, look you might be right there. I didn't know
what it could have been year. I didn't know what
New Year, you know, And I mean the restaurant wasn't packed.
It's not like they said, hey, you know, it's straight
as New Year, you know, be able to give you
a table. We just sort of sat down to it.
Next minute we thought, well is this for us all?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
What do we order?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Just give me my three wine chicken, Yeah, which has
a specialty.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Three wine chicken. You have to have three wines before
you eat it.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
That was three cups of wine and the chicken harden.
That was good stuff. Although you'd always wake up at
two in the morning drinking out of a.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Toilet in the bath through a little salting for mine singing.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
That was well decorated. Wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
It was full frough through.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Thank you Daniel Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Do you know what I've read the other day? The Bubbles,
the chimp Michael Jackson's chip is forty two years old
and still alive.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Still alive.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I've been reading about this. In captivity. They can live
longer because they've got a great food sauce, have access
to veterinary care. Some of them live well into their forties, fifties,
and sixties. The oldest chimpanzee on record is a male
chimpanzee called Juet. A lot of vowels in the name.
Eighty two years of age?

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Is that human years or jim years? Are they the same?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Sam?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
The same theme? This was how much DNA were a
little bit? Aren't we?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
We're only two percent different and for you maybe even less. Okay,
but I've just been reading the story about Bubbles. Some
of these things are just hilarious. As we know. Bubbles
was the chimpanzee that Michael Jackson adopted from. It is
in nineteen eighty three from a research facility there was
breeding primates for animal testing, So it's a good thing
Michael adopted him and chimp Bubbles was only eight months old.

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Bubbles moved into Michael's Los Angeles family home before moving
to Neverland, where he shared a bedroom. That's why just
ship him off, or he'd blab go the whole blab.
He shared a bedroom with Michael. He ate, he ate
at the dinner table, He had other human like behaviors.
Apparently Michael even taught Bubbles to moonwalk. Michael would take

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him wherever he went, including a visit to Elizabeth Taylor's
house for a promotional party for the launch of the
album Bad. This is a hilarious quote where he supposedly
quote worked to the room. Woman was the life of
the party.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Well, it's a low bye. He's a primate that froze.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
And then there was Bubbles. Bubbles presence in this. Apparently
he took him everywhere. Bubbles presence in the studio made
tensions boil over between Michael and Freddie Mercury while they
were recording there must be more to life than this.
I don't remember that.

Speaker 13 (58:30):
I know you remember this an when Bubbles for a.

Speaker 11 (58:40):
World, there must be more to knife horrible thank you Well,
apparently Freddy Freddy floated at one point saying I'm not
performing with an effing chimp sitting next to me every night.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
And after taking a photo of Michael and Bubbles together,
Kenny Rogers said Bubbles was so human it was almost frightening. Well,
I tell you what he's up to now. Of course,
he got too big and had to be moved on
and out.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
He go big on personality wise or big.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
He was working the room everywhere baby seventy six kilos
and Michael feared for the safety of his newborn son
around him.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Well, yeah, because the chym can rip your face off.
Absolutely so, Michael too late.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Michael pays people for the privilege. Bubbles was moved to
a ranch in California, and even though Michael has passed away,
his estate pays for for Bubbles to live happily there.
This is how so he's alive and world. He's now
at the Center for Great Apes in Florida. This is
another quite I'm enjoying where he has a relaxing routine,

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enjoying painting and listening to the flute. Someone having a
lend of us like a lad maxos are we doing
pottery next?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Jem Sam, what a we got today?

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
A movie?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
And they pan across to a toilet and someone's sitting
on there, and I just.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Don't see the need for that. Why we all know
we have to do it, but is there any need
to put it in a movie or a series. It's
just tacky. I cringe every time I see it. That's
what gets my GOOLI.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
You know the first toilet shown in a movie, Psycho
was it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
And now it's in the Royal family Christmas message. It's
everywhere on the throne. What else what gets my goolies
is my lovely agreeable husband.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Every text that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
He replies to of mine, I just get the thumbs
up emoji. What is he the fons or something?

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Seriously, dude, can you at least write some words anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
That gets my goolie.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
And Fonzie used to do all his business in the toilet?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
What a theme?

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Howbout the bat him with the good? If you do,
contact us via the iHeartRadio app. It is seven to night.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
One favorite call email of Facebook friend wins a two
nights stay for two people at the Moxie Hotel, an
effortless hotel, stay free of port shuttle and award winning design.
We played Instagram today as we always do to st
after eight o'clock. Ten questions, sixty seconds. Get them all right,
you get one thousand dollars. You can double your money
by answering a bonus question. It's double or nothing from Canterbury.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
What about Corey?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, he answered all the first ten questions and you
put on the tempting pants to lure him to risk
it all.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Jonesy, I'm happy with your little dance and your tempting pains.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
That's worth a Corey. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
The one thousand dollars is being wiped off the board.
You are playing. You are playing for two thousand dollars.
You have six seconds to answer this question. In what
year did Queen Elizabeth the second pass away.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Two thousand?

Speaker 12 (01:02:00):
Quend twenty three?

Speaker 11 (01:02:03):
Oh no, Corey, stop breaking bry And that's just me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
You know, I feel part responsible.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
For that, only part, Brendan. You lured him into taking
the pants.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I can't help that, right at you two that's enough figgers,
here here go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
He's arrived ten k to spend irresponsibly in one day
or got your listening ears on low?

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Ten k in one day? Starts next with Higo. We'll
be back tomorrow. What's tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Wednesday yep, TikTok Tucker tomorrow. Also, we're going to be
back for the Gem Nation from six o'clock tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Of course we hope to catch you then at six tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
We'll see you then, good day to you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Good bite, good bite, wipe.

Speaker 12 (01:02:56):
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