FULL SHOW: She's Baaaaaaack!

Amanda is back and better than ever after her bout of Norovirus!

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app Well,
what a show today?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh what a show. You would think sitting for four
hours having your portrait painted would be relaxing. It was
really hard. I did this for Portrait Artist of the Year,
an ABC show that was on on Sunday night. I
don't think you'd be able to sit still for four hours, Brendan.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I don't think you've became I done it before. Many
people have painted me. Paint me like one of your ladies.
It's very hard when you're new too.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Did they airbrush you like the side of a Sandman van?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I'd have to break out a roller.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Anyway. We talk about that down.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
To the jonesy demand of arms to the pub test,
not showing your face at the work Christmas part.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Showing your face or not showing your face? Does it
pass the pub test? Do you feel you have to.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Go the work Christmas party? Is a work event. It's
not a fun event. Having said that, it can be
fun and.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
It can be crazy. Things get out of control. Should
you be there? Do you feel you have to be there?
TikTok Tucker. I've had what's it called rodavirus.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Ronavis coronavirus, have been unwell.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I've had tojo virus for a couple of days. I
have been unwell, So it was it was a big
ask for me to make something that involved cooked bananas,
ham and hollandaise sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I was worried about having your b ask in the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And Celeste Barber will be joining us in this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again. Mistress Amanda's miss killer.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Amanda doesn't work alone. Friends in the back room making
the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress wigs.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Congratulations, Murder, we're there.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Any right now, Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Silkie giants.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Good radio.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Sorry, but if a twist set Amanda, it's shoot Timy.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
We're on the air.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Hell, I'm back.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Put out the bunting, put out the celebrations.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Amanda is back, Kali.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I'm Backish No, I am back. It's I think the
whole family got wiped out with is that Nora virus?
It's not nice and I felt started to feel better yesterday,
but I thought because it's you know, it's very contagious,
so I'm probably infectious till Friday. I'm joking. I'm joking.
I wouldn't have I wouldn't have come back if I was.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
So.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, it's if anyone's had that, it's it's it's the
opposite of fun.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
How does it manifest?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, it manifests on both ends.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Dear, oh dear.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Where you're at the stage where you don't trust, a fight,
don't trust and bury see how you go. So I'm
bit anxious about TikTok tucker today.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
That's right, TikTok talk.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I have to cook something that's probably, in fact, I
know what it is, is going to be horrific, right,
and then I have to eat something that's terrific, and
then we all have to deal with the consequence.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, I better speak to Nursey down and sick Bape.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, yeah, clear the bed. I have to put my
head on the desk, put the new plastic on the sheets.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Sick ba.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Well.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I had the day off yesterday. I worked on Monday.
Brian and I held the po here.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I didn't want to listen because I felt bad enough.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I feel bad having fun without you.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You know, what did you do? I just did the show.
But it's difficult. You've got to do a lot of talking.
You've got to engage with people.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
How do you manage?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I did it all right. I thought we did okay.
People are saying. People came up and said, you're doing
all right.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, you don't need her.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
People said, who the old handbreak there?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
People? I just like to get a list of those
who I noticed.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I've got a list here you go, list of people.
But I did miss you yesterday, and I thought I
might take it easy.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
But my wife had a whole bunch of jobs for
me around the house.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
So I took some the bottom off a door that's
dragging on the ground.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I made some cement and filled a hole. What else
did I do? There was another thing that I did.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
As long as you're feeling trade around this fireplace, thing,
as long as your health. I was get a hard
Yacker commercial. You remember the hard Yacker commercial. Hard Yacker,
hard Jacker. You know those dudes and they're working.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Can I go home?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Now?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Do you want to go home?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I love to go home again. I'd forgotten how narcissistic
you were.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Not narcissistic. I was worried. I rang you every fifteen
minutes to see if you're OK.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Didn't. I got a text yesterday, how are you feeling?
I texted that eight times and then I said, well,
you haven't answer, so let's so you know I'm alive
and I'm coming into myrow.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I was doing the aforementioned hard yacker.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, then don't text me if you're not going to
read it.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I spoke to you. I rang you.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
This was the afternoon. You said, how are you feeling?
How are you going to come in? This is what
you often do, and I'm grateful because we're good friends.
But you you will send me an obligatory text, how
you gallant, and then you'll just take off windsurfing for
the day. So I think you ask out of obligation
rather than caring, because then for eight hours I don't
hear from you. My head fell off and then my

(05:24):
legs blurt out nothing for eight hours. So thanks for us.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
So what would you like obligation?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'd like more nothing.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You're admitting its obligations.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
All men do everything for obligation.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
That's why men buy flowers, give cards, text friends, sharp
a kids, school recitals.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
It's all obligation. Don't you understand women?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
No obligation. My women do everything for obligation. You pressure
your freedom button here so you get your freedom in
the future. You do your obligation here sure, so that
you get your time off coming up over.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Because this is sexy obligat.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I depressed my own freedom button.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Well, I'm glad you're back, and I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
You're able to do all those chores yesterday because that's
got to me.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, I'm going to actually pack you today, so less
Barbara is going to be joining us cited very good
friend of the show. Love her Instagram makes us return,
and we can't do anything until we do the magnificent Seid.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Question one Stuart Copeland was the drama for Which famous bands?
Why not Tin Lids?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Gam Nation? What's that Mikey? You want to make gold
by one point seven? Hello?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
There, it's Johnesy de mand effects to ma Joe Holmes.
Sunny twenty seven degrees in the city thirty one in
our west is going to be hot on Friday?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
So hot? How hot it's going to be like the
surface of the sun. Hot.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I want specifics how hot it's.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Going to be? One thousand million degrees?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Comes throughout this information, it's going to be I'll be misusinformation.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Then it's going to be hot.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
What's my phone saying?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
On which day did you say?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Friday?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Okay? Thirty four degrees? People want information? They can get
it from me.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Damn hot. Not really in a sort of roundabout way.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Are you said hot as the service?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Well, that's what I just take my word as gospel.
We've got them.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
But that's not so. If he is the surface of
the sun, so.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
You need to work They're not the surface of the sun.
Maybe mercury is slightly cooler.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Where are the magnificence seven? Seven questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say, I.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Take my job as a broadcaster very serious to you.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I do. John'son Picton, Hello.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
John, good morning, welcome back, Ama.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Thank you so very much. Question number one, Stuart Copeland
was a drama for which.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Band the police you can win if you win the
Magnificent seven today, John, you could see him in conversation.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
I don't know if you have a conversation with.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
Him to talk to me.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Why not, John, We're talking to you.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Yeah, we'll find out here we go.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Let's even get you all the way through because I'm intrigued. Yeah, see,
you have a conversation with him.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Is the hybrid offspring of which two animals azaus.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Zebra? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Which two animals.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Race?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
It's all in the name.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
We'll never know about that conversation. Ash is in penrith.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Ash morning, Amanda, morning, and jes you doing today?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
We do well? Now? The teams are back together.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Team is back together. The team has moved through the
Nora videos. Well, Jonesy hasn't yet. Who knows what will happened?
A sauce is the hybrid offspring of which two animals?
We know? One is a zebra? What's the other one?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yes, let's play What's on the box?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Turn the box on? What TV show has this theme?

Speaker 8 (08:53):
Ash, it's a good theme for a show I've never
seen neither.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's a have a guess, hold on, I can.

Speaker 7 (09:12):
Give an answer quickly.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Have a guess, Blue, No, it's not in PD Blue, Ash, good,
guess it could be.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's it bad that I have not seen one episode
of this particular show.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I haven't either.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I don't even know what it's about. No, but what's
your idea of what it's about? Do you think it's
ugity booty?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Why don't you just say what it is?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Isy?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Of course it is thirteen fifty five fifty five twenty two?
What TV show has that theme? Why don't you give
us called the.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Man sat Shit podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
We are back a fully operational battle station. Monday, Amanda
was un well.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, And I was on Will yesterday too, and.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Then they said I looked at it by the coming
in tomorrow. Have the day?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
They said that to you, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
And then my wife heard that I was having the day,
and then I got a billion chores.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well, I feel sorry for you, Brendan. While I was
arriving with Nora virus, well, I would have.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Come around with Lucas aid, but you said no, you
don't want to sit around.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I didn't want to infect you.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
No, thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
If I said yes, would you have come round?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I would have come around with Lucas aid. Would you
with lucas to give you some aid? I would have
tended to your fevered brow.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Okay, let's play what's on the box I'll turn the
box on. What TV show has this theme? Very popular show.
It's up to its fifth and last season at the moment,
Jones and I have never seen it.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Jamis and Campbelltown.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Jamie, what's the show.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Stranger Thing?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
What's it about?

Speaker 6 (10:48):
It's sort of like Stephen King, Cross with Et or something,
the modern TV version of those sort of eighties sort
of horror style shows.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
It's good, okay, so step my zonish stuff, Stephen King, okay,
Cross with Et? I'd like to say Cross with Et
Andrew Eddinghausen's fishing adventures, Ackward, What'd you catch? That would
be a good shape based on modern streaming data?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
What is the most played Christmas song of all time? Jamie?
This is multiple choice A.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey,
b Last Christmas by Wham or C Santa Tell Me
by Ariana Grande?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Can we eat a Burger?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Which one will go?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
It is just us playing that has brought her a
new house. It's true everyone favor so is it really?
I like it too? She gets nearly six million dollars
in royalties every year for that song. Really, it's money.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
For jam How many streams does she have.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Let's have a look she has well. She surpassed the
two point two seven billion streams on Spotify cheapest. That's
a lot, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
What does it mean if you're a sneakerhead, Jamie.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Um you collect runners.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
One of Amanda's children, Jack was a sneak ahead for
a little while, only for a very short period of time.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
At one point he bought a pair and walked around
on his heels because he was scared he'd wear them
at and then never wore them again.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Your husband, Harley took to calling him Melder Amelda Mark.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yes, your dad says, I'm Melder, Melder. Where would you
typically find the red and yellow flags.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
On the on the beach beach?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Whacking them up? At PONDI.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Flake there they got the I don't know if there's
any rips or currents there, but nonetheless something I can't swim.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Swim between the flags?

Speaker 9 (12:50):
Well?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Is there a sandbar situation there at PONDI don't know
which Assie politician married his girlfriend Jody Hayden over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
Anthony alban I wasn't here on front.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Did you talk a lot about it?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
We didn't even mention it.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Are you kidding. I'd like to show to you and Brian,
and didn't even mention the wedding. She looked beautiful. It
looked fabulous. He looked great, the confetti in the air.
I loved everything about it, the modesty of it, the
charm of it, the love of it. I just thought
it was the most beautiful thing.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Good venue as well, at Krabilly House. They're easy.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
It was at the Lodge.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I was at the Lodge.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I would have done No, only wanted to do it
in his home.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
He could do it. That's his home as well. He's
got two homes.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Well, he did it at the Lodge. But it looked
He's the first Australian Prime minister to marry in the office.
It just looked modest and beautiful and about them. As
he said, it wasn't a political event. I thought it
was gorgeous. Great And now we've talked about it, you
can move on.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Now we can move on.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Congratulations, you've won the jam pack, Jamie. It's all coming away.
A double pass to Stuart Copeland in conversation. Tickets from
Ticketmaster from birds Robe dot com. By the way, one
hundred fifty dollars to spend the flowers for everyone, deliver
Christmas cheer with flowers, plants and gifts. Now had flowers
for everyone. Dot com dot a you we sent you
a great get.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Well basket, did you? It's probably gonna arrive today, okay?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Jones aumatic characatures for the coloring and saidler pencils as well.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Jamie, thank you.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
That's amazing done, Jamie, good on you.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, because we sent it. I said to Brian to
send it on Monday. But did you do it?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Is this a hollow offer like the Luca's aid was, No,
I just sent the emodium.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
I think you're an emmodium gift basket.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
So what beyond two thousand we all lived on amodium.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
It's good stuff. Yeah, well what actually plugs you up
in it?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Though?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
What's the active ingredients?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Cement?

Speaker 10 (14:53):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
All Karents had to hold up signs of reproductive all
this and my wife's holding up aside the scrotal.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
She takes it to the airport when she's picking.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Coming through the Germanic A big got musical facts on
this day.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
In two thousand and two.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Mcnight Oil front man Peter Garrett publicly announced that he
was quitting the band.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
After more than twenty five years as the lead singer.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
So that long ago to join the politics.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I remember that day very very well. Brian Henderson, remember
he used to do the news.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
That was his last day two thousand and two.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Back in two thousand and two, and it was my
last day.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I announced I was leaving Triple M to go to
the fruited plains of WSFM.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Do you think some one is reading a gentleman ac
about this is the day that you left Triple M.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Do you remember I rang you and you went, oh great,
what's going to happen?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Now? Remember that? Meaning and you were still at Triple M.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
We were against each other, remember that first year in
two thousand and three.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
We're against each other, you and I not really, Yeah,
we were competing.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I had a new baby. It's all a bit of
a blur.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
But what I mean is we were against it. Ratings wise,
you were beating.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Me back then.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Well, what do you want me to say?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
It was a big day. It was a big, big day.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
It was a big day because I forgot that you
left while I was still there.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, well they remember that they ran an atra the
place I sacked everyone club.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Vege wind is at the app clus what no.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I was the only one that had a contract, and
these guys came over and said, we.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Want you to come over here, and why would I
do that?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Next minute? Minute, I'm not going to say nick minute
because someone that was Someone's ghoulie that we always say
nick minute.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Twenty three years later, why would one?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
And we're on the it's not and we're on the
same team exactly, and we're doing well. We're holding hands
and leaping into the.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Future together and be happier friend. Good.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
We're going to fruited Plains of the Drive hours next year.
You'll have to join us. That's going to be in
the Gelmanac sometime.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
What about this banger the oils king of them out,
Let's do it. That's us, baby, gem.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
We didn't talk about Elbow's wedding on Monday when you
were away on Monday.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Because I can't believe that. Guys here, I was sick.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
That's what happens. We talked about me and stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
The wedding was so lovely.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I'm sure it was sweet, and we failed to mention
your star turn on Portrait Artists of the Year.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
This is an ABC show that I've watched the English
version of this show. Harley and I are obsessed with
the show. We have watched it for years and years
and years, and this is where they get three so
called celebrities and I don't want to be people of note.
People have noted that's better, thank you. And amateur painters
paint a self portrait so they're selected to be part
of this.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
So even though it's a portrait not a self.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
They paint a self portrait for them themselves and that's
how they get selected. So they have painted a self
portrait to be part of this process and then they
if they're selected, they come in and each person of
note has four people, three people painting them. So there's
three people who are being painted and a stack of
people around them who are painting them, and a stack

(18:00):
of the public who stand around watching them. There are
two hosts and there are some judges and this show,
as I said, I've been obsessed with it. Australia is
doing its own version and it is just brilliant. The
ABC is doing this. The two judges are The two
hosts are Luke McGregor and Miranda Tatsel. Like them, they're
fantastic and so I was so thrilled to be part

(18:21):
of this because this is a show, as I said,
that has been in my heart for years.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
And so she didn't host it. Rather, this could have
been a thing.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
You and I can't be straddling all shows all the time.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
What show don't you past?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
You should have seen my star turn on play School.
So my job was to be painted and along with
Madow Keene and also Australian paralympian Madison Desiro I remember
she was the flag carrot. So they're situated in different
areas around this big circle and I had to sit
there for four hours in the same position and be painted.

(18:55):
And you'd think that would be relaxing, but it was
so exhausting you wouldn't be capable of it.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Brendan, I've done it before.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Four hours? Yeah, yeah, where have you sat still? Four hours?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Dude painted me for the Archiable Price.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I don't know what happened to it, but no, you didn't
sit for four hours for four hours.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
It doesn't. It takes a while because normally with.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
The Argible Prize and things like that, there's a certain criteria.
They have to paint you face to face for a
certain period of time, but they can take photos, so
you're not nomally sitting there for four hours. This was exhausting.
So you're being filmed, you're talking to the people who
are painting you, you're talking the public are there as well.
The judges come over and the hosts come over, so

(19:36):
while you're still pretty much keeping that same position, it
is so exhausting.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
People from the gallery do they say things.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Like who she is? That Sandra mat on TV? Get
all of that.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
So the three paintings being done of me were just amazing.
Here's what happened when at the end they turn the
three paintings around, Amanda, thank you for your patients.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
It is now time you look at the art. Turn
your easels around.

Speaker 9 (20:13):
Ah whaw.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I had such different techniques. I had no idea there's
something secretive and wise about it. It's just beautiful.

Speaker 9 (20:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
So anyway, there were three of them, and the one
I chose, because the one you pick is when you
get to take home, and I chose the art of
the painting done by Jenna Pickering. She was a young
girl from the Pilbro and she bought a block of
wood with her from the Pilbra and painted me in
a space within the wood.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
It was so tough, small too.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
She painted me with brushes that are smaller than the
ones I use on my own eyeliner, and I always
and I got to take it home and arrived last week.
As I said, I've always wanted an artwork that can
double as a cheese board. But it was so so
beautiful and so special.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
And also it doesn't look so bad around your house.
You know you've got that bigunda painting.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
That's it's a bit like Mussolini.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Look you walk in there. Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
It was just lovely and she won that episode. So
she then goes onto the semi fore.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
So you'll be in the Primo forever and ever, forever
and ever describe.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
It's such a thrilled to be part of. And I
loved it. You can watch that on ABC. I view
at any time. This show is great.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Is it true that you said this, Jack, I want
you to draw me like one of your friends, As
I said, No, this is a.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
What did they say, right? Is that what they said?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Got up on a shad?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
No, that's what You're four hours to go, Breeze can
get a roller.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand of arms
for the pub test and today not showing your face
at the Christmas party?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Each week, doctor Kirsten Ferguson tackles questions about the workplace
in the City Morning Herald.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
We saw this this morning and thought, rather than just
asking how you feel about you, you know, should your
company have a Christmas party? How do you feel? Excuse
me about? Excuse me then it's done? How do you
feel about actually going? Because often their boozy events, not always,
but their boozy events are. They're fun, but is there
an obligation to be seen there? And that's the anxiety

(22:26):
that this person had written to her saying, I want
to skip the event. Others feel the same way, but
we're worried will be seen as difficult if we don't go.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
When you say to someone around here, you go to
the Christmas party, they go, no, you know what a curmudgeon,
because we always show up. We do we We weren't
going to go out. We're out for a boozy lunch.
And then it was your friend Kate that said what
are you doing? And I said, our work Christmas parties
on it. You should go, And we dragged her along
and it was a great night.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
It was, and once again I'm glad we made the end.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
We're about eight sheets to the wind by time we.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Got yes, and then about eighteen sheets the wind when
we left. But it's interesting looking at the information here
that a new study has shown that a lot of people,
particularly women, are anxious about how they get home if
they have a few drinks later, How to get home,
How do you keep yourself safe? How do you keep
yourself safe at the Christmas party? There are more indiscretions
by men and women per second at a Christmas party

(23:18):
than any other time.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
In the Telegraph today, a senior executive at NAB's digital
banking U Bank has been sacked after a mock terrorist
hostage situation at its Christmas party. They have one of
those booth set up, so he's stood knelt down on
his knees and a young staffer has done a gun
gesture at his head, wearing some sort of head dress,

(23:41):
so it looks like a terrorist situation, does that stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
She was outraged, but I thought he'd gone dressed up
for that. If it's just a moment, it was no
big deal. But I remember I've told this story before
that friend of mine was at an office Christmas party.
Man and woman had it off on the office desk.
The boss came in and said, you're both sacked. He
was so drunk he for good. He'd been sacked. Turned
up again on the Monday morning and I had to
get sacked.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
He had discovered a post it note on his bomb and.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
He had put a pillow and I little chocolate on
it under the bed.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
I went to a Christmas party one time and a
woman was raped at the Christmas Park Brindan. Well, I'm sorry,
that's what happened. It wasn't anything to do with me,
and we only discovered it when.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
It hit the news the next Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
And that was the time horrifying where they were serving
this rum punch and everyone was drinking the rum and
it was at the radio station slash TV station.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
So it's for me as surroundings, everyone's just on it.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
That's when I was challenging all take us to an
arm wrestling competition, and it all ended when I took
on chainsaw in an arm wrestling competition and he busted
both my arms and my wife had to drive me.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
To work on Monday.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Do you walk around like c three.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
The tendency in my arms or went there was an audible.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
That's where I think officers are more responsible now. They
wouldn't be serving drinks like that. And I think the
younger generation, I'm drinking as much as the older generation.
But is there an obligation to be seen at your
Christmas party? So it's not should you have a Christmas party?
It's showing your face at the Christmases had.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Passed the pub? Do you not showing your face?

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Yeaming with flowers?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Idiot TikTok Tucker is coming up.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
That reminds me of you be able to handle.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Is your stomach your system? Is it going to be
robust enough?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I'm hoping so because I'm looking at what we're cooking.
I've had I guess it's someone said it was Nora virus. Yeah,
you know, it's not fun. It's a horrendous thing to have.
The whole family got it. But I'm fine now, but
my stomach is still a little bit tender, and I'm
looking at what we're going to be cooking.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, okay. People were concerned about you. People on Monday
were saying, Where's what's going on? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (25:52):
How did you cope without well, Brian and I Ryan
with a bee.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
We did the show adequately. I feel well and we
had a bit of a brozone. We just talked about
stuff like bitcoin.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Well.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
I was surprised iceas.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
That you didn't talk about Anthony Albanezi and Jody getting married.
The photo this were beautiful. I would have gushed about
that on Monday. You didn't even mention it. You're such boys.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Yeah, well, we're looking to talk about some black's wedding
on the weekend on Monday. On Monday, bloke's on the site.
Don't talk about that. Do you know the difference between
gold hands and platinum hands when it comes to bitcoin?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Did you show you my middle finger from this hand?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Clearly you don't care about it.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
The pub test is coming up as well that today
we're talking about not showing your face.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
At the Christmas party. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Showing or not showing? What about showing your bum at
the Christmas party?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
What about Michael Jackson at your Christmas party? That's always fraud?
Suppose when he breaks that out? Okay, mate, calm down,
all right?

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Turtles Down Sham Notion podcast gold by the One Boy
said it, Hello, there.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
It's Jonesy Demanda thanks to Mojo Holmes. It's Wednesday, the
third of December.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
It's my brother's birthday, birthday camera and birthday camera.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
You wrung him.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
No, it's an hour behind is in Brisbane. So I
have sent I've arranged a pressy and I've texted him.
He loves Actually these guys are visiting Australia moment the
Rest is History podcast. I listened to that too, and
I bought him a membership like a club thing where
you get extra episodes and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Is it true? He's doing community radio?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
He is. He is two years older than I am,
and he's doing community radio. And he said, actually, I've
asked him to send us some of it because he's
all every time he loves that I do this job.
He always says cash and now that he does rat it, Oh,
you'd going on and going cash. I don't think so.
But he said he had a bad day yesterday.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
What happened.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
He's only just starting and he played the same song
twice and then he was trying to fix that and
his headphones and knocked the button and he cut off
another song and he said the last hour as went
to Pooh, he's doing it for fun. He said, it's
so stressful.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
It is stressful.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yeah, we should give it a goup.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I'd like to hear it because community radio is great.
Well I was on community, I know, but every thought.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
That you have two songs in a row on commercial radio.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, that was the worst hour of radio over.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
That's when Club Vetch made Jimmy Barnes swear live on
air three times, not once, not twice, three times, three
air bombs.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
And the system as it.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Were was at the time you didn't have a log
of all your music, so you didn't know what songs
you'd played, and it was like some twenty million dollars
repeat worked.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Out and you played a song twice.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, And I remember the boss just coming and said,
that's possibly the worst hour of rap.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I congratulations. Maybe Cameron's beaten you.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Good on you mate.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
We've got to get a tap of the ad.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
It's fourteen past seven.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
When gone I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I'm taking crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Now, go to your windows, stick your head on a
yell as hell, it's Christmas party time at work. Not
showing your face that the Christmas party. Does it pass
the pub test? There's a little bit of judgment from
myself when you're talking about the Christmas party and you
say you go un to the Christmas party and no,
no go, and you think I want to commudgine, what

(29:14):
a cranky pants.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
It's hard, isn't it? Because a lot of stuff goes
on at the Christmas party, which is why it can
be great fun. But because of that, a lot of
people don't want to go but feel they should. We're
at that kind of thing. There's an article on the
Herald today where they're talking about this and someone said
I want to skip the event, and others feel the
same way. But we're worried we'll be seen as difficult.
We'll be seen as up ourselves and curmudgeonly and prudish

(29:36):
if we don't. That's my reading of events. If we
don't go, I'm putting works.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Christmas party, though, is a work event if you go
on with the mindset that it's a work event, but
with free booze. I'm very mindful of how I behave
at the Christmas party, very mindful about who I If
I've got something on my chest that I want to
get off my chest, I don't tell executives that I
don't get into trouble.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
I just keep my pie hole shut. And I'm very
wide true.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
You're just good fun at a Christmas I do.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I do, And because you know the years over all,
all the bad feelings are done, whatever happened throughout the
year to it's just it's a book ends, so you know,
I like the book ends.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
So it's a closing of that year.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
If you're a party guy, you have foma, you need
to be at these things. How do you feel showing up,
actually showing your face at the Christmas party? Does it
pass the pub test?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Whilst I think at this timing they're painful and they
are really.

Speaker 11 (30:25):
A chore to go to.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
It normally turns outually a really good nut.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
So to me, showing your face for Christmas party, I
reckon it passes the pub test.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
It doesn't.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
You don't have to go if you don't want to.

Speaker 11 (30:35):
You're an adult.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Do what you want, when you want, how you want.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
I think it passes a pub test.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
I mean, you work so hard all year with everyone
and then you know, even if you've had a not
so great year, at least you can score three alcohol
that your business pay for there's always a bonus, so
why not.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
There's always no naval shots this year though.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I'm not in the navy. Brendan, ms Amanda, what you
do that you do?

Speaker 10 (31:05):
It's a fancy the moldy bacteria investors slab me.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
I want to say that to my dog.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Look, there's a number of levels of horror about what's
about to happen. A. I've just come through a horrendous
a bount of noravirus. I'm feeling a little queasy, so
this will be horrendous anyway. B I don't have any
rubber gloves. We've run out of rubber gloves, so I
have to handle all this food and it's going to
be stinky, minky. We are making ham and banana hollandaise bake.

(31:41):
I happen to know that you don't like cook banana either, Brendan.
So here's what we're doing. We're taking six We're going
to do it with three bananas. Can you peel those?
Because you don't seem to care that there's no gloves,
because it actually don't worry about this one. Because it
says you have to sprinkle them with lemon to prevent darkening.
That doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Now it does. I don't want to darkened bananas.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Are you serious? Okay, well, then you peel those and
I'll sprinkle some lemon on them. While you're doing that,
I'm going to open this packet of ham.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Where do you want to believe you're acting?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Here? Where do you want me to put the bananas?

Speaker 11 (32:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Here do I want you to put them? Brian's covering
his face because his least favorite food is banana?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Oh you don't like banana? Mate?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Who doesn't like bananas?

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Me?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
I thought when you worked out, you're right in the bananas.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I'm sprinkling some lemon on them. Put it there, Brendon,
stop them from darkening. Apparently, so put it in your soul.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
I liked when you darkened my door.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Okay, so I'm going to take so I sprinkled some
lemon juice on the bananas.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
What I'm going to do now is get some ham
and put and coat it in mustard, because why wouldn't
I thank you opening the mustard? Thank you? Brendan. Check this, Dijon,
Can you check the use by date of your act?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Seventh of decen.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I think we should be okay, today's date? Actually the
third really does a mustard? Mustard doesn't go off for
one hundred years? What are the chances?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
I was round at my mum's place the other day
having some American mustard. I said, oh, Muster's Foods have
done the old school labeling classic mustard. And I looked
at the use by take was nineteen eighty four. I said, Mum,
you're eating old food? And she said, what's with you
people and always checking our use by?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
You are very obsessed with congeal and used.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
By another one that's been in bed with running butts.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I'm not the one who steals chicken from a you
know what's a trolley? All right? Now what I've done?
So here we are. We've got bananas. We have mustard
coated ham that's been wrapped around the banana. Can you
now open please's tin of hollandaise sauce? This gets poured
over from scratch.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
What are you you? I was just going to say,
why don't use it different?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
That gets poured all over the top? And what happens now?
And why wouldn't we we bake this? And then even
worse to come we eat it? All right? That's going
into our little baby oven. That we've got in here.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Look at it is now barby easy bake oven. It
does look like it it run? Does it run by
a light bulb?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
My friend had it. My friend had an easy bake
oven that actually had a little light bulb and it
was a toy oven and you could bake a little muffin.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Are you going to bash this one to death like
you did with the air fryer?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Okay, whag daddy, here it is.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
That's Amanda bashing air fryer one.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
You just switched it off. Okay.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Right when we return, we will be eating what are
we calling this our ham and banana Holland Dais Bake.
Jonesie and Amanda.

Speaker 9 (34:40):
Podcast starting what you do that you do it?

Speaker 10 (34:47):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat
fall off.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
I would to say that to my dog.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well, here we are. We are making ham and banana
Holland Dais Bake. I've taken bananas and I put lemon
on them because Brendan was horrified at the idea that
they might darken.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
I don't want darkened bananas.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
And I've then wrapped them in a hand that's been
coated in mustard, then covered the whole thing in hollandaise sauce,
which has now been baking a little tiny baby up
by bakeup to Barbie, easy bakeup. And time for it
to end, Brendan, press it off. There we go. Now
do you mind bringing it out because you've got teflon hands.

(35:31):
We don't have any other mits. We don't have any
gloves or oven mits. Okay, chuck it down here on
the lex. We are you going to have to.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
You know, this is a little bit hot.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Oh, that's going to scold the hell. Brian, who hates
bananas having a heave worthy moment. That's going to scold
our mouths. Okay, Okay, well I look look at that
cooked banana. It's just dry and real.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Okay, we'll serve it up.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
We'll serve it.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Okay, we'll serve it up.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Okay, I'm going to cut them in half length ways
or whatever that is, halfways.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Ham and bananas Holidays.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
They haven't they haven't darkened.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
That's the only good news we've got about this. Brian,
here's yours, mate, and also it will be hot, so
be very careful, Brian. Brendan, what's your name? Here's yours.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
It looks like an old army film about where you
can get on shore. Leave here's mine and it smells
like pooh. That smells like underpants. Brendan your.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Okay, Brian doesn't like it?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Mustard on banana is not my favorite thing? And other
country songs by Kenny Rogers. Yeah, no, no, no, Brian's heaving.
Are you okay? That's too hot? At schooling my esophagus?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
It's not that bad. I don't mind.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
You. Once came to my house and I had the
temerity to put some sultanas in some dish. You said,
I don't like hot fruit, you said, as I served
the meal, And yet here you are hoing into this.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
That's that true. I love hot fruits.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Don't Oh, Brian, are you okay?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I don't like PHAs?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Did you just spit that into the bin?

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Well?

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Is that the paper bin or the rubbish rubbish pin?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Out of five? I give that one. What do you think, Brendan?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I like it. I think it's a five. Your guts?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
How about you? Brian?

Speaker 11 (37:48):
Zero?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Okay? Well, this very detailed recipe will be on our socials.
Please enjoy.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
So let's Barbaro's coming. Up next, your start what you
do that you do it?

Speaker 10 (37:59):
That's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested slav of meat.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
I would say that to my Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
We're going to get rid of the stink in here
because we have a guest. Say that every time we
have a.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Guest make podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
We will take any excuse to have Celeste barber On,
the Queen of Parody, the only person who can get
a workplace injury from mocking a supermodel pose. She can
add makeup mogul to her long list of accomplishments and
she joins us. Now Celeste, Hello.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
My good morning friendsgl usually been.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
In before with your makeup, and let me say this,
this is the best stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
I use.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Your eyebrow brush and I use there's one stick for eyeshadow,
cheeks and lips on weekends. That's all I use. And
now you've got new stuff. But you're also in Woolies.
Congratulate you are an ausy hero because that's massive. It
is massive.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Yeah, it's massive. We are beside ourselves. We are so
excited that this has happened that where now in Woolies,
making it even more accessible for my excellent ladies to.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Be getting their booy on.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
So yeah, it's a very exciting big day for us
in the buoy Land.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
One stick, so men, if men did make up, it
would be one.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Stick, so you don't have to use just one stick.
There are more versatiles.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
But yeah, the bam bam bam. You're talking about the lip,
cheek and eye in one, all in one. And that's
why I've called it bam bam bam because you literally
just bam it on and you're done.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
It's one of our best sellers.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Are you wearing makeup today?

Speaker 4 (39:33):
I know I woke up like this. This is exactly
how I look at all times. This is not me
in hair and makeup since five am, no wei, this
is how I just look all Thanks.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I have a lot of what was your philosophy behind
this in terms of its simplicity and the fact that
it's in woolies.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
I just I wanted to really meet my audience where
they are at. I wanted to make it accessible for them.
And Booie is all about makeup that gets you out
the door in five minutes. The makeup industry is so
big now and so confusing, so many tutorials on who
wants to watch twenty five minutes tutorial on how to

(40:10):
put on makeup. Sure some people not my ladies and
not me. So I created Bowie. We started with the
base face. Those five products we're talking about. Just you
get it done in five minutes and you're out the door.
And it's really good quality stuff. It's all the stuff
that I use. So it now being in Woolies is
so exciting because you can go in and get bananas

(40:32):
for school lunches, tampons of your thirteen year old daughter
and now it's confused. No, don't mix those up. It
wouldn't be the first time. And then and then go
and get an excellent base face from Buie.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
This is like, it's like the Red Spots special. Have
you thought about it?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
You've got a coverage for that, so the.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Red Spots special shoppers today, Yeah, got Booie for your
Red Spots.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Because I don't know about you, but I used to
do spooking in shopping centers.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
You ever done that before?

Speaker 12 (40:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I used to dance in shopping centers.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
No, I did?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
What did you do?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I did it all? I used to.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
I used to dance when I was a kid, and
we used to do like a back Cat and Humphrey
Bee Band. Sometimes I was a dancer in the spark Darkle,
but then also sometimes I was Humphrey be Bear in
the in the.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Super Superrad Sparkle dark a lot.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Yeah, well I grew up on the Gold Coast. That's
how we talked up there.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
I did have a gig one time at a liquor
store and you know, just spooking, and they had dancers
there and I didn't know why.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
They were there.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
So I would say, okay, we've got Glenfiddick whiskey today
for a seventeen ninety dollars bottle.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
As three women who've had some.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Oh, here's a handful of thirteen year old Usually it
was always very appropriately.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
It made no sense, and I don't know where these
kids came from.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
It was I reckon.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
They were probably just as confused as why they were there.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
But I loved it.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
It's a liquor store.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
They loved. I used to do all that. I loved
those early start those early dancing things for you led
to your dream of obviously being Janet Jackson's backup dance,
which led to a stage show, which led to you
traveling the world. Yeah, so those little spark barcl dreams
did they go a long way?

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Yeah, And even now with the campaign that we've just
done Bowie into Woolies, it's all me dancing in Sparkle
Darkle through Woolworths. We shut down the Woolies in Double Bay.
We did a night shoot a few weeks ago and
we've just actually posted it out now, the video of
me high kicking through Woolworths, lying across avocados, putting Bowie
on people's faces.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Dreams come true, but they come't true.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
You've essagially become like Michael Jackson where they shut down
a store.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Feels like what it's to be a normal person.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Yeah, look out Jalo, here she comes through Wooly.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Are we looking for extra ripe and avocados where you
or your bomb was?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
They there, I think on eBay at the moment they're
trying to sell those. Yeah, extra extra ripe and avocados.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
So less It's always good to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Booie is available now in wool Waves and the tour
we're talking about backup, Jenser, that was good.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
The tour went well.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
That mean was okay, Everything was okay.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
It was good.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
I just finished at the encore tour in America.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Did you catch up with Janet Jackson?

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Because you it didn't happens Cindy Crawford, What a fun
game to drop names?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Who else was there?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah? So as Cindy, They're well, yeah, they're.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Well, they send their love. They're really excited that you
guys are going to be going to drive. They were like,
send send, send out in so sweet.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Forget you bring a backup answer. You need to be
a front up dancer next time.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I think I asked in my own in my own mind,
I'm very much a front dancer.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Fred spots special here today. So let's thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Thanks so much, so nice to see you.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Jamacious now free instance.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
And Amanda's.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. Will come back to
that question of time permits. Get all the questions right.
One thousand dollars is all yours?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, you can make it. Two thousand dollars. We have
a bonus question. I'm looking at it now, but it
is double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Thomas is in chromer, Hi, Thomas, good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
How are you a bit nervous?

Speaker 11 (44:07):
But I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
How old are you sixteen. Oh, Thomas, good luck. What
would you do with this incredible cash load that you'd win.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
I'm going on a trip to Thailand in January, so
hopefully this can contribute to that.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
All right, well let's.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
See what you can post it all on the gram
as well.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, that's that's the deal, because he'll be old enough,
is it well saying it's happening?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
All right, Thomas, Well, good luck. Here we go. We've
got ten questions sixty seconds. As we say, if you're
not sure, say pass because we might have time to
come back. Okay, yeah, Thomas, here we go. Question one,
Which jolly old man lives in the North Pole Santa?
Question two? Finish this a pinch and a punch?

Speaker 7 (44:48):
First day in the month?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Question two prawns, oysters and salmon types of what.

Speaker 9 (44:54):
Seafood?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Question four? Rigley's makes what type of confectionery item chewing gum?
Question five? Jaundice makes your skin turn? What color yellow?
Question six? What's the proper name for the funny bone?
Question seven? Which King famously had six wives?

Speaker 11 (45:16):
Henry the eighth?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Question eight, which bodily organ produces inchulin.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Pancreas?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Question nine? Which magazine did John Lennon appear naked on
the cover of Question ten? In military terms, what does
m I A stand for.

Speaker 12 (45:34):
Missing in action?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Back to question number six, what's the proper name for
the funny bone?

Speaker 6 (45:39):
You only other the nerve?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Oh, it's the humorous.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
The humorous, you know, hence why it's called the funny bone.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Thomas, you did, You did the right thing, having your brains.
Trust there trying to get you over and.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
The past was your friend.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Which magazine did John Lennon appear naked on the cover of?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
No, he was a rolling stone? Thomas. You've been great.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
You're still going to Thailand though, aren't you? Thomas? Yeah,
just be safe. There made it.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Well, good man, Thomas, thank you.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Have a good one mate podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Next year we head to the fruited plains of Drive
time Radio.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
I've been away for two days. I've been on. Well
have you been tending to the fruited place? You have
to make sure they're ready for us to arrive.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Well, I didn't want me to come in yesterday. There's
something about me out shining you. There was some chatter
about that people around. He said, look, you know, but
you have to let the kids shine.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Too much.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
So you did the show Monday and you're shone too well.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
The word was from up top. They were just saying cheaper.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
If we got rid of her, just had him gave
me cheaper, it would be cheaper.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
And they could give me. I negotiate a better deal.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, you still have your name first, just Jonesy and
Jonesy's thoughts.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
That'd be a dream Jonesy, a Jonesy Show.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
The Jonesy Show.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
I think you do that anyone the Jonesy Show.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
But I am hoping that you've tended to the fruit
of plants next year. Are you're planting dates, you're planting
palm trees, you're planting, you're watering the oasis.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
What we do on Wednesdays, the Miarage.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Those Gallagher brothers don't need any any moisture. What we
do on Wednesday is we get together with your ideas.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
The ideas are put out there.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
If they're deemed balloon worthy, they're given a matching number,
which put onto a balloon.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
The balloon is put on a coat that I wear.
Then you throw darts on Thursday. But I'm getting too
far ahead of my well, we.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Have to do all that because I couldn't think of
a simpler way of doing it.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
So far, this is what we've had.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
We had inoffensive jokes or laughter is the best medicine.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
We heard, which was a failure.

Speaker 12 (47:51):
Great food, there's no atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
And we had kids carpool karaoke.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeap, which was a failure. We had who do you do?

Speaker 7 (48:01):
It's pleasure to talk.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
No, we had sciences golden and this is where Jonesy
had to be quiet and we could say any thing.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
My catch is the greatest thing in my in my.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
World, I love. It was dreadful. This is what I
work with. That wasn't so bad.

Speaker 7 (48:17):
We worked in a pretty small office. There was a
guy and he was a serial fighter.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
I used to somebody.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Right here and he had art chokes at lunchtime. There
was the good this is instead of ghoulies. You tell
us good things. Tell us your good news. Can you
hear me? Can you hear us? Tell us your good news?
This is going well, my.

Speaker 12 (48:39):
Good news, it's a beautiful day, and I pick up puppies.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
His phone line you were down, So you're out of
proving that that is an abject failure.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Then we had one called motorcycle segments and we had
some females. You said, it's sexy when a woman rides.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Very sexy when a woman rides a motorcycle.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Unfortunately, due to injuries and other health issues, he has
been sitting in my backyard because I can't go to
get my bike.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
And is that the sexy enough story for you?

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Brendan ah a.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Dreadful? Then last week we had tows of the mother
in law.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
I would get messages from the in law saying that
I was rude to their mother. I wouldn't talk to her.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
I would hang up on her.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
She kept calling me and it would go to message.

Speaker 9 (49:30):
Think.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
So it was the answering machine the whole time.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Do we like that? I feel that it's been done before.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Well, we want your ideas. What fresh innovative ideas would
you like us to have on our drive show next year?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
GM Nice Gold. Hello there it's Jones. You demanded.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Next year we head to the Fruit of Plains of
drive time radio. I've been there before. I got to
tell you there's great things there.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
What we want because I've never done drive radio.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
What's it going to be, Peaky Cola. There's great things.
That's it. That's just good thing.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
It sounds amazing.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Nice ice cream.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
We will be on the wireless from three to six pm,
which is saying this morning. Because we bring in our
little packets of instant oats and things. What foods will
we have for us while we're on the Monday dinner dinner?
We can have afternoon snacks.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
What about those refrigerated meals that you get and the.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Dueled music, Maybe we're gonna have those.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Anyway, Let's not talk about what we're eating. Let's talk
about ideas. Wednesday is ideas day. We get in a
pile and we come up with ideas.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Yes, is with us?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Jess, what do you think we should have?

Speaker 9 (50:32):
Perhaps?

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Well, I was thinking about it, and I thought everybody has,
deep down in their dark pocket a secret bad family recipe.
So I thought it could be a mashup of TikTok
taker and Fight for your flashback, where one day people
call in and tell them that you're bad family recipes,
and then people vote on which ones they want you

(50:53):
to cook, and then the next day you have to
cook the bad family recipes.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
That's not bad. What would yours be?

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Jess? Time for fluff? We used to have it at
Christmas time? So was pineapple, marshmallows and cream or mixed
gather my tea chicken at the sound.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Of it because of the pineapple, and you know it's
sweet sweet Amanda, your mum, Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
You need to make a passion fruit flummery.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
And didn't you make mock chicken? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
And when someone once asked me what was in it,
my mouth opened to answer and I couldn't think of
a single ingredient.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
But there was no chicken.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
There's no chicken, Jess.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I don't mind that, Jess. That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Brian has already taken the liberty of writing it up
on our white book.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Ye, thank you. Nathan. Hello Nathan, what would you like
to see on our drive show next year?

Speaker 7 (51:42):
Good morning?

Speaker 12 (51:43):
Well, I know that you haven't been well for the
last couple of days, Samantha, and I'm so glad to
have you back.

Speaker 7 (51:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (51:50):
James did an understanding job on Monday, and I think
people loves to be rewarded, and I think we should
call it Amanda's Got the squirts. And this is where
James gets a two or three minute segment where we
can talk about whatever you want, whether it's faily with
the boys, or drinking Melbourne Dinner or Shark Park or

(52:12):
whatever he feels like, Yeah, just give little bit.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
I just say so, who are you being held hostage?
Nathan twice? If you need some help? Because if you've
ever heard our show, if you ever heard our show,
you would know that Jonesy talks at nauseum about those
There was a lot.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Of chatter all the time.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
There's a lot of chatter on Monday just about the kid.
The kid was out shining the kid. The kid really
stepped up. Did you hear that chatter about Brian?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yes, you did, absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
Both so good.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
There you go, and I don't need to put money
or yes. The thing is you talk well.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Jonesy craps on you talking about those things will be
That's the show we do every day. Would you agree, Brendan.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I think it's got merit?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah, okay, Nathan, thank you.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
You're an idea say no idea is bad.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
One and jones seems quite chuffed with that one.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
So fast, two good ideas A good idea? Can we
go better?

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast than.

Speaker 7 (53:21):
Tips.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Four announcers trying to get a career in radio.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Say idios a week and a half to go.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
The Jonesy demanded breakfast radio show. People will be finished
by in the next week and the next week, but not.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
All over for us, for our heroes, and for you guys.
We want you to come with us to the fruit
of planes of The Drive Show looks good on air
from three to six pm nationally. What would you like
that show to be? Obviously better than this one?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Wednesday is Ideas Day and people chip in with their
ideas and Sean has joined us.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Sean, what would you like the Drive Show to have?

Speaker 11 (53:59):
Guys, how are you good?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Well?

Speaker 7 (54:02):
That's good.

Speaker 11 (54:02):
I thought that you might have a segment where you
try to miss us tall towels from TikTok, so all
of the different solutions to problems that are being touted
on TikTok. We've got someone up there who says that
you know, the way that you can clear your pimples
is by rubbing a tea leaf on it or something.
I don't know, but I thought that you might sort

(54:24):
of take those ideas or search for them yourself and
then myth bust them.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Right, let's see we grow some pimples between now and then.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Maybe we should get some arrays and matching facial hair
for the myths.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
That segment that's not that's not bad. I like it.
What's happened today? We getting good ideas. Craig has joined us.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Craig, what would you like to see?

Speaker 7 (54:49):
James and a man of good morning?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Hello, Craig.

Speaker 7 (54:52):
My idea revolves around it's called lyrical lyrical relay, and
basically it revolves around contestants or listeners ringing in or
are you calling them? And they basically have to work
their way through a verse of a popular song. So,
for example, if it was favorite culturel song forever Now,
the first person would start off with taking her seat

(55:13):
at the bar, you don't talk to anyone, and then
the next person would have to respond with plane leaving
soon for a far where so you don't know anyone,
and so forth and so on. So so the prize
is you could either have a prize for each person
that gets a correct lyric or you have to wait
until you get to the end of the verse for example,
and then and then the person gets prized, or you know,
there's a whole This is just a concept.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Let me just get this. Do you think people would
phone up and like we do with the Magnificent seven
in the morning. You're on the line and you don't
know what the questions will be, so you don't know
what the song is, and you just have to see
whether you know the next line of it.

Speaker 7 (55:48):
Yeah, yeah, exactly that, exactly that, or I mean, there's
so many other variations of it. You could have special occasians.
For example, you could have you made Barnsy or Darryl
come in and they could, you know, kick off their
own song or be the second person that sings the
lyric or or this is just a concept you made
the big bucks with you, Craig.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
So what if I says, aga, do.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
Something, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
What I'll say to you, Brandon? Push pineapple up a tree?
What's the next line?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Push pineapples? Shake a tree?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
What's the next line?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Something? Blind mony?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
You see, no one's got further than that ever, Okay, Craig, Craig,
it's not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
It's not a bad one.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Thank you, Thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Make sure podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Twenty thousand bucks. We are giving it away next week.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
WHOA what about that? What have we got today?

Speaker 9 (56:50):
What it's my goolies is when I take my dog
into everything to the dog park and he's dart heaving
towards a small crowd and then proceeds to throw up
a pair of my undies.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Okay for the whole world to see.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Oh wow, it was a small.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
How smaller undies? Or how big is the dog? That
so many magician's trick?

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Wow with the good If you dipped out, you could
always contact us via the iHeartRadio app, record it through
the little microphone.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
That you see there on our Heart Radio. It's seven
to nine.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
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to pump up the jam launch event next Tuesday. Rooftop
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Speaker 3 (57:31):
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Speaker 2 (57:37):
This Christmas Instagram was on today as we do every day.
Sixty seconds, ten second, ten questions, Get them all right?
You walk away with one thousand dollars or double or
nothing with our bonus question.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Thomas from Chromer gave it a crack, but there was
one question that really showed he was only sixteen.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Which magazine did John Lennon appear naked on the cover.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Of No wasn't Vogue and the wind Tour would never
have allowed it.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
That wasn't Open Road, Josha Culdersack, it was the Rolling
Stone magazine writ are you too? That's well?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Could you believe it's Thursday show tomorrow already?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Because you had a bit of a sicky I didn't
have a sickie. I was unwell, have you got your
doctor's certificate? Just how everything's sticky to do?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
And what did you do yesterday? You got the day
of Well.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I didn't want to outshine you, that's all.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Oh, well, I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
That's what happens anyway. Of course, Thursday is Dart's Day.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
That's right. What a shame? My I'm all wonky and
I throw it at your face.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
How would that different from any other ones? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Coming up next? Those slayered with gold when at one
point sevens twenty five k Christmas Free that's from nine
with higo, I put on a Christmas lights Officially, I
got a little manger, I said, they're always up, yeah,
but I've got this little manger now and it.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Lights up a light up and Jesus A light up.
I was just Mary and Joseph, no one else, no.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Baby Jesus in the animals, animals no, no animals, no
ox or ass What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (59:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I was wise men.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Obviously we'll be back from six to night for jam Nations.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
See you there, Good day to you.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Well, thank God, that's over. Hood bite, good bite, wipe
the two babies. You catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on
the iHeart app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 10 (59:30):
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