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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a podcast. We had the tail of the
missing pet Tortoise.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, and you are joined in with the story about
how you had a pet tortoise and ran away. I
put it to you who go back today and you'd
still find it. They take a long time to run away.
I think you're a negligent pet owner.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
People are all bent out of shape, not about my
tortoise getting away, but other people going through the yellow
bin to get the cans and the bottles that people
have put in there.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
We're going to put that to a whippop. But also
people are getting bent out of shape. But Anthony Albanezi's
upgrades on Quantus Flights.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
People are getting bent out of shape about everything.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Peter fitz Simon's has got a new book out. He's
going to be joining.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Us and gets my ghoulies enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Everybody, I was now that a miracle of recording. We
have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Mistress Amanda's ms Kler Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Friends in a back room making the tools of the tray.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
The legendary part Jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Congratulations, we're there any now. And Amanda, you're doing a
great job. Anyone but your silk.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Good radio.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Sorry but it's a tone tongue twist set Amanda's shoot.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Timy, we're on there, Amanda today. Looking out the window,
that big cruise ship that's a massive one has come in. Hello,
Are you overlords? Is what we say? Or do we
just say hello and welcome?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I think they're just tourists, are they? If you see never?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
A big white ship with tourists, that's good. Big gray
ship with Chinese flag on it, guns, Yes, that'd be bad.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Don't book a holiday on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Don't go on that one. How are you today?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well, Brendan, you.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I watched the block last time. I wanted to get
back to the controversy.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Well, I haven't been watching. And I was reading that
someone from one couple was flirting with someone from another couple,
and the wife of that couple said that said, I'm
taking off Kylie hair, green hair fled, she's got four kids.
She went home because she said I'm out of this marriage.
And he said, I don't think she'll come back, and I
think the marriage is over. What happened?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
So Kylie was flirting with that dude.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Now, Kylie wasn't flirting.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Kylie wasn't floating the dude. Her husband, Brad, do you
know this was flirting with that other Mimi Mimi And
he said I'd follow you on only fans. I said,
I would follow you, Yeah, I would follow you on that.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I told you all this yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I said that yesterday, but I was watching it last
night just to say it all happened, and what did happen?
And they're all around them cafe Barista section there having
a chat about it. I'm just making sure.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
That I'm sure. Sorry, our marriage is ending over the cafe,
Good Jewels and McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Remember for they had the last post and they got
the bugler from Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
That attend said we've got the bugle of from mine
to ten, so I got.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
The wrong one everything. So actually if they walked up
through Ashley Madison, makes you get a.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Deal through that and Condor mad and all.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
This is a thing integration, integration, ye, So anyway, why
what's happened? Greenhead? Kylie has come back into the block.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
So yesterday I'm never coming back today. I was just
going back.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
And she walked in like the littlest hobo, you know,
a little crestfallen face and.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Won do husband say sorry bait? And we're all so
did they discuss the flirtation and how they're going to
cope with this other family living next door?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
They pretty much glossed over that.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
There was a bit of a gloss over. So this
map's crossover isn't going any further because you.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Look at it the block. You can't have affairs on
the block. The block is about building. It's a family show.
You want to go home wreckers, Yeah, it's home Builders,
not wreckers. You know, it's got the wrong that's the wrong,
the wrong trope. You need to have them all together
and happy.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
That's what you need. So she's come back and it's
as if it never happened.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, we move on.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's all on the editing floor. Thanks to us. She
came back to Smith's counseling. It's a funny old world.
Speaking of weird shows, I'm going to talk about one
later on HARLEI has did Harley last year discovered a

(04:25):
thing I don't know if you've heard of it. YouTube.
He's discovered YouTube, and so he's constantly watching compilations of
the stuff that you've been watching for his boat ramp fails.
Thank you, I appreciate it. He's watching when game shows
go wrong whatever. There was one particular show, a celebrity
show in England that was so extraordinary even you wouldn't

(04:48):
go on it. I don't think anyway. We'll talk about
it later.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
That's coming out.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Can I take my clothes?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
If his Simon's has written a new book. He just
did it then, and he's going to be the first.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
We've announced that he's talking about a new book. You'll
ride it between now and then. No pressure.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Instagram makes us return. If you got something on your case,
no Instagram. Yes, that's coming up and also gets my
goal is and all the other fruits of the pie,
including the Magnificent seven?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Is your number one? What question is asked at the
start of the Queen of Queens Bohemian Rhapsody gen Nation?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
We have the magnificence? There are seven questions? Can you
go the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say do.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
That, you will win tickets to sing it with me.
Brendan Jesus Christ Superstar come on.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Riding around on a yamah is that. When we were
kids at school, we used to get a big cheek
out of that.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
That would give you a beat. These days the kids
are all nanging on day.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's of we seem.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's the kind of fun you would have.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
That's our nang.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Back then, mixing up the lyrics to Jesus Christ st
it was crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
We were bad asses in hell your nang Halloween?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Hell? Are you? There should be a drug drum? What
was your nang?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Do you know about nanging?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Ian?

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Not sure? I don't think the kids they you know,
they get their little the cylinders from the whipped cream gem.
Why right, you'd be a nanger, wouldn't you.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
I've never in my life?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
So where do you get those little cylinder? We shouldn't
be This is like.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
The whipped cream you use that? But what do you do?

Speaker 8 (06:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Wep cream cansters? How often are you buying a whipped
cream can?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Why do I feel like the megalodoma know about nanging?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Are you listening to the show?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Meg? She's laughing, running running, Meg? Just come in, Well,
that's to be quick. What's nanging?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Meg? Do you have you ever named? I haven't don't
become that show. No, I'm not becoming that. I should
become that show. But I've seen people do it, okay,
And where do you don't take a cylinder out of
the whiped cream? Not every kids.

Speaker 9 (06:58):
I put it into this like machine and then it
sucks out the air and they put a balloon over it,
and then it goes into the balloon and then they
suck on the balloon.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Is it dangerous? It's really dangerous. Don't do it, Ian, Ian,
don't do it all right back to you question one.
Thank you. We're not going to become that show where
we call you in to make your urinate. We have
to guess whose it is. We're not doing it.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's more of a monica job. Mine Jake's question.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Here we are. What question is asked at the start
of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody? Is this the real world?

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Like it?

Speaker 11 (07:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Is he out? I have a go at it? What's
the first question asked?

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Is this the real life?

Speaker 12 (07:46):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Poor Ian had to hang on for all the conversationsanging.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
And the perils of it. And I would say this
to you, don't do it, kids. Your little brain's developing.
Don't go into it's made for cream. Just eat the
whipped cream.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Sure or false?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
The cholesterol and things that you might get from that.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
True or false. There's a supercar vending machine in Singapore
that dispenses Ferraris and Lamborghinis. Is that true? False? Nee?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
False?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
No, it's not false. I wonder really is Yeah? That
would be massive podcast, The Magnificent seven different.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Question two.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
It's going to Lisa and Shell Harbor. Good morning, Lisa,
good morning you well so true or false? There's a
supercar vending machine in Singapore that dispenses Ferraris and Lamborghinis.

Speaker 13 (08:35):
Yes, it's true.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
So visitors on the lower level can simply select the
in stock model they want to see on the touchscreen
display and in two minutes, the vehicle retrieval system delivers
it to I assume you've already gone through all the
plava with the salesperson and this is the last thing.
There must be other stipulations involved.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Be a lot of change of chips and it gets
stuck in the thing and show my car.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
What's on the box? I'll turn the box on, Lisa.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
What TV show has this theme song?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I know it? It's Modern Teams. It is brings you.
The question four, which is multiple choice, which Hollywood actor
is playing Bruce Springsteen in his upcoming biopick A Jeremy
Allen White. That a very attractive man from the bear
b Timothy Charlomaye or see Bruce Springsteen himself.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Oh is it?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
No, it's not Timothy Charmage.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Everything's Timothy Charlomagne these days, Paul's in fair light.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Allo, Paul Morning.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Hello the actor playing Bruce Springsteen. Is it Jeremy Allen
White or Bruce Springsteen?

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Is Jeremy Allen White?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Indeed?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Is the children's TV show character Blue a boy or
a girl?

Speaker 5 (10:03):
That's a girl?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I didn't know that. I didn't know that. The question six,
in which country did yoga originate.

Speaker 13 (10:11):
You?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Runs in Helensburg.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Iron, Hi very well, Where did yoga first come from?
Where did it originate?

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I get it India. Total and Dean are known for
what sport?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Run?

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Ice skating?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, thats the nicest people on our show. They were
so lovely.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I liked the end. I said, so when it's all finished, though,
were you doing their farewell? But surely you'll ice skate
together again? And Jane was about to say oh yeah,
of course, and then Chris just went not.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
But they do love each other. They're not a couple. No, no,
I can't see that. They just love each other. It's
so nice. It's like us when we've stopped each other.
Next week, I don't take an ice skating now.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I'm just saying, we hang out.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I'll be the Chris.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Congratulations, you've won the jam pack. Run a double past
to Jesus Christ, Superstar.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Tell the rebel to be quiet.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
He ant write this common crown that's better than name
mate too low the iconic musical at the Capital Theater, Sydney,
Book of Jesus Christ, Simperstar Musical, dot com dot a
you that should be on the pro poster. Better than
nangy one hundred and fifty dollars suspended Hurricanes, Gril Restaurants,
Bright in the Sands, Castle Hills, Circular, Key Banks down
Or Pimont and Jonesy Nomadic Charach chose for the color

(11:30):
and some standard pencils.

Speaker 12 (11:30):
Run anything you'd like to add, Thank you kill the
musical Old Killed, Thank you Ron.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
We take that as a comedy.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
At Jonesy and Amanda Podcast The.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well Combing through the jermanakat Big Book of Musical Facts.
On this day. In nineteen eighty two, Men at Work
released their hit who Can Have Been Now of the
TV show Scrubs. I enjoyed the TV show Scrubs. Who
would have thought it would be to thank for Colin
Hay's resurgence in the late nineties early two thousand.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
What do you mean Scrubs? Was he on scrub?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
He was on Scrubs, Zach Braff, you remember he played
young JD the doctor in it. He saw Colin Hay
performing in a nightclub. He said, this guy is amazing,
absolutely amazing. So he liked him so much he wrote
him into the show a Scrub as a strange musical character.
And in the episode My Overkill he had There was
this reoccurring theme of Colin Hay in the show.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Eighty second Now come from and he performed so that's
what that song's about.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
And the song everything that revolved around what was happening
in the episode. He would have a song for. And
then at the end of the episode, Colin's playing Overkill
and doctor Cox is just over it.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Gone back another.

Speaker 14 (13:16):
I don't know it.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I have other songs there, you do I don't know
what scrubs. You know, I was just playing along.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
You look like I know who.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Zach Braff is. His name sounds like a fart. That's
as much as I know. Well, why don't we just
play the song.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Twenty two to seven? I build a ramp and what
do you do?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I didn't bother going up at crash, went back to
your trailer. Sam's reading about this story of a woman
in America who has two pet tortoises tortoise, I tortai.
They're those ones that are they They're called African spur tortoises.
They're kind of like the size of a small suitcase,

(14:04):
I guess. And they've got those big ridges on their backs.
You know, they almost look like dinosaurs, you know the
kind I'm talking about. And here's a picture. Thank you
got a handout those ones. So this pet she has,
this woman has two African spur tortoises. One's Phinias, one
is feb and they live in her backyard. She loves
them very much. Well, normally she check on them every

(14:25):
couple of hours, because why wouldn't you check on a
tortoise every couple of hours? But she was stuck on
the phone one day, didn't get to check them. Next
time she went into the backyard, Feb was missing. Feb
was missing for over two months. They looked for nine
weeks to be exact, nine weeks and four days. They
looked everywhere. They searched high, they searched low. They found

(14:48):
Feb thirty meters from the house. Because it's a tortoise,
that's as far as it got, so pretty much they'd
searched everywhere. They looked under the fence, over the fence.
It had got out under the fence and was just
pretty much on the other side of the fence. Yeah,
when an animal like a tortoise runs away, it's not

(15:08):
going to run far, is it. We had a tortoise
that it run away. How long it take you to
get it back?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
We never got it back.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
That is that's negligence, because you could still go to
that yard and you'd still find it.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Now, I should go back to the old house there.
It is just outside the gate.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
What were the circumstances they just got away from? Where?

Speaker 15 (15:27):
Like?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Was it locked in? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was. Well, my dad drewed a hole in the
shell and we tied a rape a little string to it,
so I wouldn't go far and chewed through. It didn't
shoo through. But the string was on the clothesline.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
But the turtle tortoise was gone. Did it have a
long string? Tell me you didn't, just have like three
inches and it could only hang around at the cruel
I had enough string for it to know. So is
it probably? Is it still attached to the clothesline? Have
you actually looked at the end of the string? How old?
How many years ago was this? Eight arromants? Did the

(16:05):
tortoise have a name? Is it a turtle or a tortoise?
What's the difference? It was a tortoise. Tortoise live out
of the water, don't they Was it a turtle? I
can't remember. Would it have a name? No, your love
of pets is beautiful. I really appreciate it. Turtle and
you one day it wasn't there and you went, oh,
it's gone, not realizing that upread you'd still find it

(16:25):
if you look now.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, but I should check it out because they lived
for a long time. Have you seen that X ray
of where the tortoise goes inside?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
A lot of it's just air, isn't it inside the body?
Their whole body doesn't take up that.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, it seems like a total waste of space.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Like you've got the inside of a sausage roll and
really big pastry around it.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, just all air.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's good. You've got a picture of pajamas in it.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Why would you go with.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Two of you done the slowest runaway of all time?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I always imagine in the tortoise shell there's like a
chacuzzi in there and a second bottle. It's like the
Genie's bottle.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
But no, it's relatively flat inside, that, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, so what's the point of it then? Or that's
my job.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
To say, what's the point? Do you think you should
rent out the space?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Well, when you see the gray Head, no made, it's
traveling around the country and they've got those get out
of town caravan.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
That's like, that's like the Tortoise.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
They've got the sunken lounge and the chakuozi and all
that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
If you get invited out for drinks and nibbles in
the afternoon, is that your dream? That is my worst nightmare?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
You beangs on about caravaning. I couldn't think of anything worse.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
And totem tennis is like attaching your tortoise.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
To no time for caravan packs. I can't go into
a caravan pick just you know, it's.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Too you're too much. Brendan your too.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's not too much, it's just you're too much on
top of each other. You know, you pretty much go
to a caravan pack and you're on top of it.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
That's right. But you see those people that get there
and put out their colored stones to put their territory.
Do you like coffee machines and their avocado to pippers?
And they take every Eilish girls bring everything from home
and they it downe yet except now we're.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Set life for sett ye by our late father in
law Ron. He did the whole gray headed nomad thing,
and he knew it wasn't for him because at six
o'clock when they have the drinks and nipples, he just
go into his caravan and shut the door and watch
the news.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, so I.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Said, maybe it's not. Maybe it's not for You've got
to be the sort of person that's right and want
to get tenure. I don't know if that's a prerequisite.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Would you like to be a caravan can you imagine?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I want to say, I would like, you know what
we should do is you back the caravan, because what
is really good is you get the woman to back
the caravan into the.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Bay because they're good at it.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
The women are good and they because the women can't
give the directions, so the man gives.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Us he wouldn't live it because he wouldn't hear the directions.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'm not sure about that, but it works out. I've
learned this from a lot of caravaners. And the woman
does the backing and the man does the.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Directing, and who empties the poops? Who? Seriously, well, that'd
be your job, I read.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Okay, great, you delt it.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Coming up next, the Vatican has a new mascot. You
wouldn't think the Vatican would need a mascot.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
He's got Jesus. Jesus his mascot.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Wow, you're going to you're going to can people see
through the glass here where we are? Got a bead
on your you know, like he's Jesus, he's your mascot.
Let's hear it. We'll talk about it next, maybe if
we're not taken off here before then. The Internet has

(19:38):
gone crazy over the Vatican's unveiling of a anime anime
styled mascot. There's a picture of the pope. I couldn't
even remember which pope we're up to. It's picture, and
what's his name? Is he? Actually it was Archbishoprino Finchella
who announced the mascot. I'm looking at the right, so
I'm not even looking at a picture of the Pope.

(19:59):
I'm so confusers who the pope is. But here he
is with this anime, like a Japanese style plush toy.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Dost to get the kids into the religion? I guess, yeah,
because I have worked well in the past.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah. But so this the Vatican's cartoon mascot. So that
archbishop is posing there with a plush toy. But there's cartoons,
cartoon books, all that kind of stuff. Anime is associated
kind of with Japanese stuff. But what they've done here,
so this is ahead of the twenty twenty five Jubilee,

(20:33):
the Vatican has launched a cartoon mascot with a cheerful
face of the Catholic Church's upcoming Holy Year. This is
going to be their cheerful face. It's called Luce Lucee,
which means light, and it's intended to engage the younger audience,
as you say, and to guide visitors through the Holy year.
The mascot is part of the Vatican's goal to engage

(20:53):
with the pop culture so beloved by our young people.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
So they're going to deboo Lucha luche with comics and games,
et cetera, at Italy's celebrated convention where for all things
comics and video games, the Vaticans die caastre for evangelization.
We're going to host a space there. So if you're
going to Comic Con, this might be a surprise edition.
Pope Francis, you write his own new one.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I've gouse you got Jesus in there, and he's it's
like McDonald's like Ronald McDonald. He's the main guy. You
got Jesus the main guy. And then you've got the
all an Celery an Celery characters, you know, Grimace, Mamy Cheese,
Big Mac Birdie.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Have I missed anyone here, Ham I'm saying that Jesus
is Ronald McDonald.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm not saying. I'm just saying any big corporation like Hamburger,
he would be like Judas.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
So it was it was a criminal. Well, this is
the one for kids.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Which that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Is all about marketing, and he needs to get you
a unhappy meal. Well this this little girl whor name
I said is Luche, and she wears like a little
rain coach. He's got mud on her shoes because she's
an express the school, cross around her neck.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
The old og where you see Jesus were pictures of Jesus.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Well, what I saw on the other day with a
cross around his name, Well the old I saw an
old painting of Jesus and the disciples and colored. He
doesn't look Middle Eastern in any way. Funnily enough, long blowing, blowing,
long flowing blonde hair, yeah, which is not how he
would have looked. But with a cross around his neck.
You think what a spoiler alert? Yes, he had no
idea the cross was. The image isn't a great one

(22:26):
for him.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Thank you Judas for giving me this. That's a nice
What does it mean?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
What are you doing over each to a symbol? I'm
your head off down the coast for a few days.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeads and Amanda's ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time permit you get
all the questions right one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
You can make it two thousand dollars with a bonus question,
but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Chris is in Oakdale.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Hi, Chris, are very well. Time for you to step
up to the plate. Ten question sixty seconds. We always
say this, say pass if you're not sure. We usually
have time to come back. Okay, Okay, let's do it
all right, Christ let us do it. We're pulling the
band aid. He comes. Question number one? How many seeds
are in a mango? Question two? A tulip is a

(23:19):
type of what? Question three? In which country would you
find the brooklyn Bridge.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
New York?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Question four? Nappy Sand cleans.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
What what's happened to here?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
We stopping?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Well, they said, Chris, it's an official warning, mate. We're
going to start it up again.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Nappy Sand cleans what Question five? True or false? A
schooner is bigger than a stein? Question six? Peter Overton
is a news anchor for which TV channel? Question seven?
What is an obergine called? In Australia?

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Bush?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Question eight? What external part of the body is needed
to play a kazoo? Question nine? Dungeons and dragons is
a type of what. Question ten, which king of England
is famous having six wives? Back to question for seven
and obergene is for yeah, yeah, we gave you. We

(24:22):
decided that if you said new York, you'd be wrong.
We said new York. You were saying so quickly, we
kind of gave it to you. And Obergene in Australia
is an egg plant, which, yeah, you play with your mouth.
Dungeons and Dragons is a type of game. Did you
say that one? And question ten, which king of England
is famous for having six wives? It's Henry the Eighth. Chris,

(24:51):
I'm sorry you got it off so well.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
And there was a bit of drama as well.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah you seen Ryan.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Now it was on the desk like liber Rach, how
less flammed went?

Speaker 2 (25:02):
How would Liberatui have been on the desk all hands
all over?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
My brother George was here, his hands everywhere.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Podcast so recently I was emptying the dishwasher and all
the cups and all they still have grime in them.
They were discolored, and the cutlery had like the times
coins still had on the fall on the forks. Still
you know, they weren't clean, and they looked all lack luster.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Did you pray rinse?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Never? Do you mean before it goes in? Well, let's
not have that argument right here right now. So I
this went on for a couple of days, and I thought,
this dishwasher needs to have you know, you have to
put it clean cycle through it, or you know, throw
battery acid in it or something like that. I don't
know that the next step. That's the next step. And
just as I was contemplating all that, I went I thought, look,

(25:57):
I'll put it on again, and I got out the
packet of dish washing tablets, opened them up, took one out.
This time, I look more closely on the packaging because
you know, you take them out and I've got that
clean rap over and just chuck them in. Yeah, it
all dissolves. I saw written very plainly on the top
on the outside of this removed packaging.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
That's the old school.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
This isn't the same packet I got at the shop
that you think is the same kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
They're individually run, what a weight Environmentally, we're a bit greenie.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
And also, what's it done to the bottom of my dishwasher?
Because I've just been throwing these in there? And they're
probably ordered sitting his giant lumps in the bottom of
dish washer.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
And you don't put it in the caddy.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I do. I try and put it in the caddy. No,
I do, but I don't understand what's going It comes out,
he comes out of the caddy.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
It blops out of the caddy, but and then doesn't dissolve.
Just sat rows it in there like she's playing pot.
Like the reason they put the caddy some guy designed that.
Some guy went to university, did all that. And then
I watched my wife to get and throw it in
there with a cat and everything else. And I said, well,
the guide and.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
She turned to on me. What to do been a
woman at university. Oh, come on, Brendon. I know I'd
just said that because I pictured what your face would
be when I said it.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
But anyway, whoever designed it, Yeah, there's a reason they
put that caddy in there, and your disrespect reason. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
It might just be, might just be for cuteness. Maybe
you don't need.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's like when your car it's got a windscreen wipeer reservoir,
you put the windscreen wipe a fluid there. You don't
put it in the radiator. Everything has its place anyway.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
The point of the story is I should have gone
to Specsactors because it had it written very clearly on
the wrapper. But I was so used to ones that
didn't need that. I hadn't looked. And you know what
I used it. I took it out of Apple put
in Everything's clean. What a shot.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Well, I should have gone to Specsabas because I got
the wrapper and I started peeling it off, and then
I looked at the box later and said, you don't
have to peel the wrapper off.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
You know how you should have gone to Specsavers. Today.
You've done it. Today. You have your morning oats and
you said, oh these have all these have all expired.
They've gone off. And think, how can a packet of
oats go off when you have it every day? It's
like it's been in the cupvered since World War Two.
And you'll just say, see the date. I said, no,
it's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I thought we were in.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I feel like I'm in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Should have gone too, specs say.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Done with twenty twenty four. Let's move on, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
The tribal drum is beating for exactly that.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Should have gone to Spek save their stay new eyes dishes.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Well, there I was oneing one. My dishwasher was playing up.
Nothing was getting clean, and I realized finally that the
dish washing tablets come in individual packets that say remove
packaging before use. Should have gone to spec Savors.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
She should have should have gone to Spek saving old
days the loose powder that you put into the canist, yes.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
And it was all sort of staying gluggy and bit
wettish in there. I mean in those days, Helen couldn't
have just thrown the powder and she would have had
to put it in the cannis.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I think my problem, the problem with my wife was
when she was a kid. She wasn't raised with the dishwasher.
She had to wash the dishes by hand.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh what sot, Just have a tell.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
That was the kids these days don't understand what it's like,
jam I RD. Do you remember the bad old days
of not having a Have you ever not had a
dishwasher in the house. No, I don't do any wash,
of course you don't. Nikki is with us.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Hello, Nikki, good morning.

Speaker 16 (29:13):
How are you old?

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Right?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Well, should have gone to the specs Savers. What happened?

Speaker 16 (29:17):
Well, I definitely should have went back when my kids
were little and I didn't wear glasses, but I do now.
I was having it was nighttime. I was having like
a drumstick ice cream with you that has a little
bit of chocolate in the bottom. Well, I was eating
it and dropped the last little bit of chocolate onto
the floor and I picked it up, thinking, oh, less
than five seconds, popped it in the mouth. But it
was actually a bit of play though. Here I am thinking, oh, beautiful,

(29:41):
last little bit of chocolate, but I get salty plato.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, you got to when you got little kids, you
just got to check Yeah, because you don't know what
it is.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I mean, you've got pets. You got to check it
out of what you're picking up thinking it's chocolate. Thanks Nikki.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Jamie's with us.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Hello Jamie, Why did you need Specsavers?

Speaker 17 (30:00):
Morning?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
How are you great?

Speaker 17 (30:02):
Great? So this is a real Specsavers moment.

Speaker 8 (30:05):
So of hav an elderly mother and she wanted some
new frames.

Speaker 18 (30:10):
For her glasses.

Speaker 14 (30:11):
So we took her off to Specsavers and.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
They removed her lenses and they put in some beautiful,
you know, fabulous lend frames for her, and about a
week later she kept ringing me saying that there was
problems with them.

Speaker 17 (30:22):
She wasn't happy with them.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
So anyway, after a few days I went over to
have a look and sure enough she opened the door
and she was wearing her old frames with nothing in them,
no lending them.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
So she was.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
Complaining she couldn't see it all because she was wearing
an old frame.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
God bless her.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
Brilliant gen Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Podcast, Thank you, good night, morning. Wow, I going to
walk up on the wrong side of the bed. You
were complaining earlier about your dishwasher. Yeah, my dishwasher will
wasn't working, or just it was working, but nothing was
getting clean. Finally, after a variety of days, I drilled
down or I read shall I say what was written

(31:09):
on the dishwashing tablets which was removed packaging before use?
Because most of them come wrapped in that clean wrapy
stuff and you just chuck that in. This had a
separate packaging around it.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's why they put do not eat on that other
packaging that comes with me. Now you tell me and
your taco kit and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Just Cinda, who works with us, has said told the
story of her dad who was said to the mum,
why are you buying this new brand of tuna? And
after a couple of days she said, I'm not, I'm not.
He said this doesn't taste the same, and she looked
at what he was doing. He was eating the cat food.
Should have gone to Specsavers. Should have gone to Specsavers.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
That's why the tribal drops beating for Kate has joined us.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Well, Kate, Good morning, Joinsy and Amanda, how are you
both going to Kate Well?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Who needed to go to Specsavers?

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Kate, Oh my goodness, I did. I was preparing for
a dinner party and I looked up a recipe for
fried ice cream, you know, like Chinese. You think a
Chinese restaurant, right, And this recipe took days to make
because you know, I had the ice cream, had the
freeze it hard, dip it in egg, dip it in flour.

(32:14):
I had my blue packet of crummies.

Speaker 16 (32:16):
To put it in the crumbs, and I had.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
To do that three times, get it back in the freezer,
and freeze it fully in between. And I know it
was a palava on the day. Anyway, I got them out,
did the hard frying, you know, the hard work had
all been done. Got my caramel sauce boich I made
from scratch. That part was delicious. I served it all up,

(32:40):
and to my despair, instead of picking up the blue
packet of crummies, I'd picked up a blue packet of
seasoning mix.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's so savory mix that you'd use on a chicken
or something. Right, what it tastes like, Kate?

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Well, horrible sauce is still delicious.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yep, so you've got that.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
That's as I was selling.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
We did on TikTok Tuk.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
It does it?

Speaker 11 (33:06):
Does?

Speaker 18 (33:07):
You know?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
It might not be that bad, but you went to
all that, all that ice cream. That's why when you
go to a Chinese restaurant, yeah, I order it, they
go no, come on, no, can't you just have ice
cream and chocolate?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Chopping to another Kate, Hello, Kate, hi there?

Speaker 15 (33:23):
How are you very well?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Who did expect savors me?

Speaker 13 (33:27):
I was at a bar one night and there was
a couple of bowls of olives and nuts, and I
popped a nut into my mouth and I thought it
was a nut, that it was someone else's boys.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Pissed from an ashtra.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Okay, drink. Oh that's a bow.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh that's a foul.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
You have to marry them when that happens. It's too
intimate that that's awful. Okay, let's all take it on
the block and call that an affair.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Crikey podcast down to the jonesy demands of the club test.
Anthony Albani has been described as naive and out of
touch for accepting free flight upgrades, amid calls for the
National Anti corruption Watchdom Cranking to step into issue guidance.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Well, the front page of the Telly, the Telegraph and
the Australian, the Murdock papers have gone hard on this.
I didn't realize that the front page was that photo
was ai generator. Where does it say it is you?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
That little bit there digitally ordered?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, I didn't even notice that. He's it's a picture
of Anthony Alberanzi in quantass of red wine and it's
got the oxygen mask dropping down in front of it,
and he's in a very comfy seat but looking crank.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I thought the Telly had given the digital ordering guy holiday.
They said, because there.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Was a time when it was everything someone's head to
be a frog.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
One day, I got it, man, I did like I
like the I like the headlines, I like all the stuff.
But he's back with a venge.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
But how do you feel about this? But let me
just tell you what's happened. The Prime Minister has been
accused of gold plating his private holidays with flight up
grade freebies. When he was Transport Minister. He received at
least twenty two free upgrades over more than a decade
because he would phone. It's alleged he would phone his
mate Alan Joyce. Yep. My first response is that who
cares you get an upgrade? He's a transport minister. However,

(35:22):
I don't care. But I guess you could say. At
the same time, he was handling policy regarding Quantus about
protecting their flight rits to Australia, all the various issues
that Quantus needed to have resolved. They would be dealing
with him.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
If you run an airline and I rang you, I said, hey, munch,
I'm heading up to Cans. Put me up the front
of the plane. We I would expect you to put
me up in the front of me.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
You're hanging off the wing. I'm going.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Do you know what I mean use but if you I.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Know, we all would and I'm sure, I'm sure. Peter
Dutton himself is asked for upgrades. Anthony Alberanezi himself has
said that he has declared every single upgrade everything has
been ethical or legally within the terms of his role.
He's done everything correctly but ethically. Is it the right
thing to do?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Peter Dutton is blowing up to likes about this because
he's really playing politics. Of course that what Chris he
wants to do is win the next election. He doesn't
care about anything else than winning the next election politics.
So he's going right down the rabbit hole, as they
said about this, and taking the whole.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Kind of plane down the rabbit hole. What do you
think of it? Does it matter to you? Is it
important that he did this? Should we be outraged? Is
it a bad look? Who gives the routes? How are
you feeling Anthony Alberaneze's quantus upgrades? Do they passed the
pub testis Pinfitt Simon's one of our absolute phaves, is

(36:44):
back with a new novel to add to his collection.
It's called The Legend of Albert Jacker. Albert Jacker was
the first Australian to receive the Victoria Cross in the
Great War. He was said to be the finest frontline
soldier Australia had produced and was a national treasure at
the time. So why don't we know more about him?
What has happened to his story? So peterfitd Simon's Hello,

(37:06):
My two.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Favorites not Jonesy and Amanda. In my house, it's Amanda
and Jones.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
See, I wish your house was bigger, so more people
would say that.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
But we've already had the signage made, Pete, and that said,
it's been twenty years.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
The business cards have been done.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Once the printers start rolling, mate, you know in the
business you can't change the book, can you?

Speaker 5 (37:26):
That's true? But anyway, look, it's an extraor if I
may say he was an extraordinary man. And Brendan, I
do wonder. I wonder, do you wonder when you read
these war stories and you were Anazac day in November eleven,
you wonder how would I go in a trench trenches
with you know, with the other diggers, and the bullets
are flying and shells are landing and shrapnels flying. I

(37:46):
am not confident that I'd be the one that would
go over the top and say follow me, and I
may well be the guy whippering at the bottom. But
the thing, the thing about Albert Jacker was he was
a humble timberworker from Victoria. He was five foot seven,
ringing wet with his socks on.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
He was not a big man.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
But in wartime he suddenly went deathly calm. He knew
what to do, he knew how to do it. And
Charles Bean, the Great War correspondent, an official historian, said
this guy should have won three Victoria Crosses, not just one.
But he was an extraordinary soldier.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
And with the Victoria Cross, what you get it for
this gallantry. It's not how many people you kill and
things like that.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Oh, it's for displaying extraordinary courage under fire. And what
he did the first time it happened, Well, the Victoria
Cross he was awarded. In the early hours of the
nineteenth of May. At Gallipoli, the Turks launched tens of
thousands of their soldiers straight at a particular point in
the Australian line. The Australians kept firing, but at one

(38:51):
point they were overwhelmed and the Turks actually got into
got into the trenches and they had to be stopped.
And because if they widened the breach the rest of
the Turks had poured through, Australians would have been wiped out.
Who could they send in? Albert Jakob was on the
spot and he was very calm, and he said, two
of his mates, right, this is what we're gonna do.
Take these two grenades. In thirty seconds from now, you've

(39:14):
got a lob of them over on that trench. I'm
going out in a no man's land. I'm going to
attack them from an angle they're not expecting. Got it,
get it gone, I'm gone, dang off. He goes the
first grenade, this is the second grade lands in the trench.
He jumps in and if everything and then went silent.

Speaker 18 (39:31):
And in the.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
Famous story, the Lieutendant puts his head around the corner
fifteen minutes later to find Jack up up against the
seven Turks that he'd personally killed, and with a cigarette
dangling from his mouth, saying, well, I got the buggers, sir.
And I don't say that, you know, I don't say
there was any joy at the dead Turks in his
tragic but but it was. He was an extraordinary soldier

(39:55):
and at Pozsi Air again. He goes into a front
lawn trench with thirty members of his platoon. All night long,
they're being shelled, their men are being killed war for collapsing.
In the morning, there's seven of them left. Jacka puts
his head out the trench. He realizes that fifty Germans

(40:15):
have gone past them and have rounded up as many
Australians who were unarmed and are coming their way. Jacka
says to the blakes within fixed bayonets, Brendan, you and
I would have said fix what. We're not going to
charge those blokes. But with Albert Jacka, DC, the most
respected man in then the army, they had no choice.

(40:38):
But the following Jacka led the charge. The fifty Australians
who were prisoners sort of, they took their chances and
knocked the Germans on their head. Jacka had seven wounds,
nearly died, but for that he was awarded the Military Cross.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
It's extraordinary, is extraordinary, and you're right. The only thing
I would have got in the trench was crutch right,
that would have been the only thing. There's there's no
means are a metal for It's not VC it's vd O. Peter.
You led me to that. The Legend of Albert Jacker
is available now at all good bookstores. Pete, say hi

(41:12):
Toleise and the kids for us. Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Thank you so much. One of our kids is getting married.
We need more regulations, lots of mont you both.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Thank you, Jon Sam Nation podcast when gone.

Speaker 12 (41:30):
I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 18 (41:33):
Now go to your windows opens, stick your head on
a jel.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Down to the jersey. The matter of arms, the pub
test today elbows upgrades do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
It's been revealed at the Prime Minister when he was
Transport Minister received twenty two free upgrades from Quantus from
his mate Alan Joyce over more than a decade. He
has declared all of these upgrades, but people are saying
it is bad form and a bad look. How do
you feel Anthony Albinezi's upgrades? So they passed the pub test?

Speaker 17 (42:04):
He must be the only Prime Minister in the world
that books economy tickets for his private holidays.

Speaker 15 (42:09):
But I believe that.

Speaker 17 (42:11):
None of our politicians should be taking gifts from Contisaur
virgin especially the airlines give away nothing for nothing.

Speaker 19 (42:17):
I have absolutely no issue. We've all taken advantage of
some perks if we know a mate that can do
something for us. And seriously, for a politician to give
someone else a listen in ethics is laughable.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
It definitely doesn't pass the pub test. If they're in
a position of authority, like as a minister or whatever,
they shouldn't even accept any upgrades anyway.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I don't think it really matters.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
If it doesn't cost.

Speaker 13 (42:45):
The taxpayer, it shouldn't matter.

Speaker 14 (42:48):
I mean, I'm in the music industry.

Speaker 17 (42:50):
And when it comes to be conscious, I always try
to get a front row seat.

Speaker 14 (42:54):
Or a backstage pass.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
I think Peter Dat that live down more and more
like Donald Trump making everything personal, forgetting what he's done.
Albout done the right thing. He's reported everything he had
to report. He can't do anything more. Admitted every single
one of us would take a free upgrade.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
It's true. If you ran monsairs on my chin one's hair,
not hair, no Mon's air, I'd be straight under you.
I'd say, hey, hey, come on, I'm not sitting down
the back with the slaves. I want to be up
the front.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Jonesy doesn't turn right. Gem Harley was watching a YouTube
show about it's a compilation thing about when game shows
go horribly wrong, and there's you know shows where they
I'm going to use some bad language, but when they
turn the letters around and it says slut or something
like that, and everyone goes, oh, they're poshingly shows. They're

(43:51):
pretending it doesn't say that.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
What show is that?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Well? You know those letters and words games, letters and
numbers were they?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
What was that show?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
No, there are English shows or that they used.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
To have the thing with all the words and I
come up, my hairy aunt or something.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, no that's not It wasn't really fortune. This is
a different one. But there'd be things like that and
things where you know, stuff went on and very unusual things.
But there's a particular show that I was fascinated by.
It's a UK show from twenty fourteen. That's when it
first started, and it was called The Jump. Here's here's

(44:26):
the trailer for the show.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Sixteen Celebrities eight Winter Sports. The Jump takes off favor
of the.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
First on four. The nature of this was that you
have a number of celebrities that might be Sharon from
EastEnders taking on someone from who's an ex olympian sailor
or something like that, all of the variety of English
celebrities and they have to go through a series of
very very dangerous winter sports. So Donna from Coronation Street

(45:02):
is next minute, face down. You know what a skeleton is.
That's where you're lying on a bob slid at the
top of.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Them, like on an eski lid. Go and get an
ice shoot and if.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Your face is about three centimeters from the ice, head down,
and they're going, oh, she hasn't got good speed, good
it's Donna from Coronation Street can come on. So he
is someone describing what the show was like, and more importantly,
describing the level of injuries that everyone sustained.

Speaker 9 (45:32):
The Jump is the alpine show for Channel four, where
contestants take part in loads of different activities. There's skiing,
there's a skeleton, bob sleigh and force the ski jump.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
In itself, it sounds like a fun show.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
Described as a Bonker's scary mash up of Big Brother
and Ski Sunday, The Jump featured fourteen celebrities taking part
in dangerous winter sports events.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
On paper, sounds great.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
From me, your hospital bed after you've done it less appealing.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
I mean the injuries that people have sustained to this point.
Now the list is, you know, the injuries are kind
of those ones that will be with them forever.

Speaker 12 (46:13):
Swimming star Rebecca Adlington fell awkwardly during jumping practice and
dislocated her shoulder. It all went horribly wrong for actress
Tina Hobbley. She dislocated her elbow, broke her arm in
two places, tore shoulder muscles, and ruptured her crucian knee ligaments.
And in another horrific accident, Olympic gym nass Beth Twevel

(46:34):
suffered a serious back injury, fracturing two vertebrae that required
a major surgery.

Speaker 9 (46:40):
I didn't do too badly out of it, I've got
to see. I did get a concussion, and I did
meet my partner.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
The two were not linked by the way strong So whiplash, concussion,
fractured handst dislicated elbow, broken arm, pulled shoulder muscles. People
couldn't work for things like for a year after this.
So you'd have someone who was a sports person, maybe
someone who'd skied before. This is someone who never had
And so they and the people to play off who

(47:08):
was going to come back next week, the two poorous
scoring contestants had to go on the ski jump. That's
where you lock your skis into that high alpine drop
and so you ski down the face of that and
then you're you find air and then come down and
one way everyone anyone survives.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
What a crazy show?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Would you do it?

Speaker 13 (47:30):
No?

Speaker 18 (47:31):
Scare?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
I got scare.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Here we go here we I tell you what.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I was working down the snow and the guy said.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
You's no blue vine. I can see in here.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
You could be a ski instructor because we're talking with
people and so I could do I could do that
if we had enough snow, what.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Did you do in Australia? I want you to ski
onto that rock.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Now we've just got Harmless Love Island where you just
get a venereal.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Disease put you out for a year.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Podcast. It's good to see Jacinda back for this week.
Jindra is our EP and that's executive producer Boss Lady.
She left to have a baby, little baby Bailey.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yes, yes, okay, No, you weren't sure, were you?

Speaker 6 (48:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
You gave me anyway?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Baby's good.

Speaker 8 (48:24):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Well, she's back this week filling in for Joey Jojo
Joey Jojo.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Her name is Joe.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
She came in to fill in, but she's having a
break this week. No, she's not having a baby or
anything like that.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
No, because you know anything about it.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
What happens. We've been doing this show for so long.
Just Cinda came along to replace Milly, Milly went and
had a baby. Milly had a baby, baby Ralph, and
she's gone on to great things. She's just been made
a boss lady over an Adelaide radio station there, and
then Milly replaced lv LV.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
You remember ELV. She had a bad I love everyone.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
She's just pretty made supreme boss lady across the road there.
Do you remember Emma when we first started doing this,
she was pregnant when we first started doing this in
two thousand.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
She wasn't even our first EP.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
She's like our secondment of first this guy and he's
had a baby keyboards baby you'd have towards two thousand
and five when.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
You were a night No, nineteen, Wow.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Let's say grown ass adult. Yeah, good lord. Anyway, I
was talking to Millie. I was just because Elvi has
just done you know, and she trained at the foot
of us. I was going to say she trained at
the teet of Jonesy to man and now she's running.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yeah, but she she grand ex she stood from the
day we met her.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Well, I'd like to think it was because of the
guidance we gave her. So anyway, I sent her a text.
I did too, did you? And well, that's what I
want to ask you, is we test text etiquette? So
I sent her.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I said, well, I'll just hand to the phone. I'll
hand you my phone.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Just read the text. Yeah, don't drop my phone.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
So what have you got here? You said, hang on,
drop my password? Yeah? What is it?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Sexy sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
I don't believe that? Where is it? Where is it?
I can't find what you can't find?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
It? May scrolling from my phone?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
What is that? That's That's not what it seems. Okay,
it's just an armpit.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Okay, who are you sending that to? Who's getting that?
Just here?

Speaker 13 (50:48):
So?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
What am I reading? And what the text? You said?
Just to the bottom, Hey, this is are you the blue?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
You jerk? Can I call you at some state?

Speaker 15 (50:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I keep going, he said, world.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Well, Well congratulations Boss Rady And she said, thanks, you jerk,
because you've caught her a jerk all the way through.
I'm still a little shell shocked. These things happened quickly,
and you said, good on you, your jerk ts, I'm
very proud of you. And what's happened.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Well, I was just saying to Millie because I didn't
get a reply on that like I thought she did.
She said thanks, thanks, I'm still a little shell shock.
You said good on you, you jerk Pierce, I'm proud
of you that.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, you say that.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
And then I said this to Million and Millie said, well,
she should have.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Replied no, that's the end of it. At the end.
This stuff actually drives me crazy. That is the end
of the conversation about.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Like a little love heart or a kiss kiss or
that little you know, that face with the smiley face.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
And all the hearts around. She's a busy woman, she
has two children, she's got this incredibly important job, and
you think she should be putting a little thanks, jer
you've made me.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I did. I created her. Just saying this is the thing.
Suddenly brand XFM starts sounding good you think of me.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
It goes on and on and on. I have a
friend who said says to all of us assume thanks implied.
So if we send the message saying, hey, we're going
to meet wednesday, here's the address, you don't need to
hear back. Thank you, okay, can't wait to see you.
You too. It just goes on and on and on.
I had one yesterday, I had a work one. And

(52:23):
should I have replied?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Here, show me your phone?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
All right, I'll show you my phone. This is asking me, okay,
to do a voice over here. Okay, don't scroll, for
God's sake. Here it is here, it is.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I've got get my phone. Okay, is that an armpit?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
No, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
What's dom hi? I am going to send an updated
version of the I shall do a voice over. You'll
know it's the correct one. It includes the word gnob,
which I'm hoping you'll relish the chance to say thanks, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, and you haven't said anything no, because I should?
I have? I had. We've had a big discussion about
can you do it tomorrow? Yes, I can send it
through I know, but I work up from an afternoon
sleep and I had about ten there's nothing there. I
had about ten texts and I didn't And now you
make me feel should I have responded with something, well

(53:19):
what I.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Just responded with this picture of this hairy great it's
cost from random CFM starts sounding really good.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
You know who to that Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I don't feel like working today? Can I just stay
in bed?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
What midnight did you have last night? Was a green
bean or yellow bin?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Hours is Wednesday night?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
I took my yellow bean out last night and then
I realized that I got the wrong It was.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
All one has to be the street leader. If the
street leader feels like asing everyone, everyone will put out
the wrong bins.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
So last night, and the reason I bring this up
is because with my yellow bin, I'm very open to
people going through my yellow bin and getting all the
cans and bottles out of it. So I put all
the cardboard at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
And then I want to make.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Sure it's presentable for the guy that I got, a
regular guy. He comes around and gets it because one
day I sorry picking through that. I said, bro, don't worry.
What I'll do is I'll just put him on the top,
and then you can.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Do you also put the stuff on the top because
you feel you don't feel comfortable then picking through your stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
No, I don't mind that at all. I'm an avid recycle.
I'm a greenie without all the maids.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
But what I mean is do you have any anxiety
about people seeing how you live, seeing the foods you buy,
seeing the alcohol you consume. Some people don't like people
rifling through their bins because that's you. It's your private space.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I did explain to my neighbor one day. I was
just putting copies amounts of cans, and then I said,
this isn't all just me.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
A lot of people have come around.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
To my house, and as you can see these different
styles of beer, I like, you know, he didn't.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Has a noises going claim for clan. It looks I don't.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Really like corona as a beer that my mate drinks it, and.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
People feel quite protective sometimes about it.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
And this is the story. The country's cost of living
crisis continues to force some people to consider unconventional methods
to make money. And one side hustle is rummaging through
the bin.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Do you make from that?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
You're well, it was ten cents of can, so you
can do. But it's a lot of work.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
You're being alone and be whoo faberget egg material.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
My neighbor now, so you've got to go down to
the return and earn joint. And depending on which ones
you go to, you've got to feed each individual can
into the thing. You got to get up early in
the morning. You see these guys and girls up early
in the morning. It o crack sparrow going through the bins.
But what we've seen lately is people are writing on
their bin. One person, for example, this week is written,

(55:48):
keep your hands off my effing bins. Hey, stop scabbing
through my bins.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Another one rate, another one rate.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
All cans of bottles have been recycled, and I've been
off the piss that was outside the Governor General's house.
I just I have no I think it's mean spirited.
If you could have, if you couldn't be bothered doing it,
I don't care. Once that bin is up on the street,
I don't. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
So you don't feel any twinge if you see someone
you know head down, bum up. No, No, really no,
I think I agree with you go for it. But
I would have a moment of I've seen them up
and down the street and think, well, I'm glad I'm
not going to be here when I see this.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Pulled all your stuff out and put it on the
on the street. Then I'd be upset. But my guy
that comes around, he just he's very discreet. Now boom
takes them all and he's gone.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Not everyone's like that.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Well maybe this is something, and I always feel this
is whip pole. Whip pole. It's the arbiter of what's
right and wrong in the world. Is it okay to
go through someone's yellow bin?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
I say, yayha notion podcast. The arbiter of what is
right and wrong in the world is the whip pole.
And today, is it okay to go through someone's yellow
bean for their cans and bottles?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Let's get to it. Hello, Susie, what do you think?
A Hi?

Speaker 6 (57:07):
There?

Speaker 12 (57:07):
Ah?

Speaker 15 (57:07):
Yes, yes, okay, that's definitely good.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Thanks you.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
I just want to tell you that I get forty
dollars a month out of my can.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
So you do it to your own ones.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
No, I know.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
I just clicked my own cans from my husband who.

Speaker 14 (57:23):
Drinks a lot of beer.

Speaker 19 (57:24):
I get forty dollars.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
I get forty.

Speaker 14 (57:26):
Dollars a month out of that.

Speaker 19 (57:28):
I put it all away and it's another They take
a kiss for him.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
To become buy more.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Yeah, and Susan, I don't think he drinks a lot
of beer. If it's forty dollars a month, you.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Know she wasn't criticizing her husband. To her husband, how
much would you be a month, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
I reckon ten dollars a month? Sure?

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeahs it's joined us. Hello, yes?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Or no to having someone go through yellow beIN.

Speaker 14 (57:55):
It's a it's a big year, so no, no.

Speaker 11 (57:57):
But what I was doing is I want to bought
one of those littles through those and I just fill
that up and bottles and then a guy comes and
takes the bag and puts his own bag in there
for me every week.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
And so you're part of the return and earned deal. There.
That's the purple that had been Is that correct?

Speaker 11 (58:14):
And then I went to board it myself. I want
to board myself. And if I used to go through
my bins all the time, I said to him, I said, come,
I boy, you a little bin, put your own bagging
it and I'll figure out what can's during the week,
and then you can come and take it.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
As you are. Yes, should be running the country.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, that's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Lee's joined us Lee yes.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Or no, well, definitely no.

Speaker 14 (58:39):
So yeah, used to our place about two or three
o'clock in the morning and make so.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
Much noise of the way the whole neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
That's true, coming around early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
You do want good people? Do you want responsible people
to do it?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Bread has joined us.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Oh I break yes or no?

Speaker 13 (58:55):
Yes, yes, let's play ye so long and once you're
being his mat strip. It's a cauncil property. It's not
your anymore.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
It's true. Wow, it's a cancer property until you have
to mow it and until Yeah, what happens if a
dog knogs over the bin, I'd like you to come
and clean that up.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Whose job is doing that happening?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Is yours?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Meghan has joined us.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
I'm Meghan. Yes or no?

Speaker 15 (59:19):
Definitely yes, because people, it's time to time and people,
you know, I think my dog was a little bit
of extra money or buy a cat in a.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Milk or whatever.

Speaker 15 (59:29):
But what I must say, be careful because they're putting
scammers on the machine and scamming people's account.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Oh when you go to recycle the stuff, that's right.

Speaker 15 (59:40):
My friend got down three thousand bucks.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Oh no, WHOA kenn has joined us, I can yes,
or notice someone going through your yellow bin? I can,
I can, yes, someone going through your bin.

Speaker 14 (59:57):
I'm against it only to put us against the ought
to actually do that is it is put on the
medium scripts the property of the council, and he can
inside that thing. It's the property of the council. That's
a legal I don't judge anyone trying to make a dollar.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
But rules is he councils. These are the dopes that
run our country and the councils because they don't know
your nature strip. You've got to mow that unless you
let it go. If you let it go and it
turns to the Amazon, then they have to come and
do it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Mark, wrap this up, yes or no.

Speaker 18 (01:00:33):
Mark, They're on for it right look on the gabo
and I'm going out to you four further small and
Mom's if I'm doing recycle now and they're down of
Kents and bottles and us three that are gets waste
because pep can't they bothered resharkling. I think I should
have a separate thin for to put them in for
the people that do want to go on recycle.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Yeah, that's true. See, now you've got you've got your
green bin. You've got your yellow bean, you got your
red bin. It's too much if you get another bin?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Make Can I just ask one question? I just want
to ask a Garbo related question. How much weight can
a red bin take?

Speaker 18 (01:01:08):
About eighty five kilos?

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Okay, size eighty five? Size not weight, Brendan, No, that's weight.
But what do you care about? Wait? Isn't it just
what you can finish?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
You can put like a lot of stuff. I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I'm trying to do it of your anvil collection. Thank you, Matt,
Thanks Mark.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
They killed two birds at one stone there. Thank you
for all your course jams jam nation.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
We are a matter of weeks away from someone winning
twenty thousand dollars as our favorite gooolie of the year.
What have we got today?

Speaker 10 (01:01:47):
What really gets my ghoulies is when people start telling
you about a dream they had. Is there anything more
boring and pointless? So you dreamt that you were at
school and then you realize you had no unders on,
or you dreamt that you were being chased by a lion,
or that you are getting married to a giant banana.
I genuinely do not care, And honestly, if you want

(01:02:08):
to know what I think your weird dream means, I
reckon it means you shouldn't need to packet of corn
chips at eleven o'clock at.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Night, all the corn chips. You know, she is right.
You want to tell people you dream, but I never
want to hear anyone else's boring. I have many big dreams.

Speaker 20 (01:02:24):
What else, Hi, James and Amanda? What gets my goal is?
Is a bird called a ko e la cole. It
sings of a morning and of an afternoon. Apparently summer
spring is its mating season.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
You would have heard one.

Speaker 20 (01:02:37):
Ooohoo, and then it's got a different sound in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Yeah, that really gets my gool A lot of people
complain about the sound of this bird. I don't mind it,
but I'm not hearing it all day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I don't want to hear that bird all day. So
that's what's the difference during the morning in the afternoon.
If that's indeed the morning, Ryan, do you have the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
There as well? No, it's that plus a gin and
you have the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Afternoon there, you have the afternoon sounds exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Okay, Well, look all gooli is are good. Not all
jokes are all gool is a good You've got a
couple of weeks to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Say we workshop that I said, and then he goes, yeah,
it's right here, and then you play and it's just
the same.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I don't hear you say any event ryo.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Natural progression really anyway, Brendon, that's right, that's all way.
All the good people leave you and go to brand
XFM A sounding good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I'm going because you sound dreadful, sound free. Let's wrap
it up Christmas. Our favorite caller email of Facebook friend
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Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
You also get the jones you amount of t talent
key ring to boom.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
My dishwasher hasn't been working very well. Nothing's getting clean
after days. I discovered that, in fact, the dishwasher tablets
are in a little container that says please remove from
this plastic wrapping.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
She should have gone to Spec Savors.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
She should have gone to spe sas He's Kate from
frenchis for us too. I wish she looked twice at
those peanuts in a dark bar.

Speaker 13 (01:04:18):
I was at a bar one night and there was
a couple of bowls of olives and nuts, and I
popped a nut into my mouth and I thought it
was a nut, that it was someone else's pissed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
You do on a pop a strange nut into your
mouth at a bar bridaut.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
That's just in time. We've reverted to the eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Jones saves the day, doesn't he, just.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
By making a joke about nuts. Anyway, n We'll.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
See you then you well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
Hood good bite.

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