FULL SHOW: Small Thing, Big Rage!

Admit it - we've all raged over the smallest things. Tell us what petty thing you've raged over!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My heart podcasts. Here more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app Well,
here is our podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Elf on a Shelf, Help yourself, elf yourself, knock yourself out,
all of those things. I'm not in the drop zone
of elf on the shelf. My kids were too old
by then.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I think.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I think it's relatively recent, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'd say it's been in the last ten, maybe fifteen years.
It'd probably been around for a long time in America. Yeah,
but here, my kids never had it. No, I throw out.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I think it's a rod to your back. As a parent,
you think this will be cute, and then day three
you remember it at midnight and you go, oh my god,
I want to lose the will to live.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I started to a primary school teacher friend of mine,
and she was saying she went in to school with
a raging hangover after a Christmas party.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh miss, where's the elf got as you got?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I vomited on it some time ago.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I don't remember eating that.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
We got Helf on a shelf to the pub test
my evening scroll. It's an evening scroll. It involves my
animal roundup. So put those things together and that's what
you'll get.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm looking forward to hearing the intro for that. Everyone
seems to be getting their panties in a bunch about AI.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I hear my panties in a bunch for the word panty.
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
But what about AI music?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
And the Gillespie ur Entertainment Guru is going to talk
us through the latest.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Also the tribal drama will beat for small things, big
rage or coming up in this podcast. That a miracle
of recording. We had so many requests.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
For them to do it again. Mistress Amanda's miss killer
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Friend is in aroom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Congratulations made.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
We're the reading right now.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
And Amanda, you're doing a great job self.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Good radio.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
Sorry but if a tongue tongue twist set.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Shoot Timy We're on there to the body to you. Amanda. Hello,
no fires today.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yesterday we were Johnny on the spot with the Golden
Top Bakery at marrit for the card.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
On fire, what particular item.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
It was just one flat bread, A pit of flat
bread caught on fire, and the old place burned down. Dreadful,
smelled all right there, that's something you've got to.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Take good bread. I don't know. Oh yeah, they say
to you that if you can smell burning toast, I
don't want to panic anyone, but you could be having
an aneurysm. Yeah, you could be, or it could just
be something burning.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
There was an onion truck that caught on fire the
other day. Reports whether it's it was a nice smell.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh, that would smell good. Great, that would smell great.
I'd turn up with a whole lot of sausages.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
What's your surefire onion method? When you're cooking sausae? W
is an onion on the barbecue? A lot of people
make the mistake they put the onions on first, and
they cook the hell out of them. I put the
snags on, and then I get the onions on top
of the snags and they get this nice little caramelization
and it works out on you. And then you tip
a little bit of beer on there. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
So what I've taken to doing, and I've got them
in the freezer. Are bags of chopped onions for exactly this.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You buy them from the shops.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
No, I buy them from space.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I thought you might prepare, you might be run those
meal preppers. No, you might chop up. It's reasonable. You
get an onion, you chop it up, put it in
a bag, put in your freezer.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, I don't do that. We're not when you can
buy them at the shops and am to cry over it?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
What do they cost?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know because I don't just buy them on
their own.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
It goes into a shop individual onions. I was at
my Ida shop the other day. You know, you try
to open the bags, yeah, and it doesn't open. So
I had an onion in my hand, just one onion,
and I was trying to open the bag. The onion
fell out of my hand and roll under the checkout
where the lady was. And the lady looked at me
and I my onion's under there, and she said, well,

(04:11):
do you want to get another one? I said no,
I just couldn't be bothered. Idn't be bothered. And then
the other girl retrieved it and gave it to me,
and I said, well, do I get some sort of
discount because it's been under the counter.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, you rolled it under there.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, but I still said, you're offering me another one.
I'm what are going to do this? You got to
check it out and we're arguing about it now and
put it back. Then she said, it's actually fifty cents
that onion.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Because you'd put it through as nothing.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
It's fifty cents.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Just move on what mister Ida is doing? All right?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That's a terrible thing when you're at the dog park
and your dog's done a poo and it's not the
first pooh of the day for the dog, so you
can't open the pooh bag, but you don't dare lick
your fingers.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Don't do it.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Don't do it. So you're stand there for an hour
trying to open the bag without licking your fingers.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Didn't you send me a story about a guy that
I had to go?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Who's the beaches?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
A guy? I just read this story?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
A man's at the beach and the sand dunes is desperate,
first time it's ever happened to him. Desperate at the beach,
finds a private spot, pind a sand dune, does it
number two and then next thing, a dog comes bounding
over the top of the sand dunes, followed by a
man who sees the pooh. The owner of the dog
sees the poop and picks it up in a place base.
I'm sorry, mate, apologize the other guy that his dog

(05:22):
had done at poo in front of picks it up
in front of this man and carries it off.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Sorry mate, Action cake. Today m Gilleslie's going to be joinings.
We're going to talk about AI music. Everything's AI and
everyone's been panicked. Everyone's been jazzed about it, and rightly so.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Because AI is mining everyone's original.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Cial You can't be any more jazzed about AI than
the Bloodites were jazzed about the weaving Loom of the
seventeen hundred times.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
The loom didn't take the original works from.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Everyone, any little kiddies, jobs and men.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Just about the jobs didn't take the intellectual property anyway.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You're like the luod Eite. You're a Luddite. I'm not
worried about AI.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
I am.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Well, that's if you're steal from you.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
You've stolen twice even you say that, make it three times.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Also, we can't do anything until you do the magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Question number one. Richie Beno was a highly regarded commentator
for which game gam Nation.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
The Magnificent Seven is here seventh questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say, do you wan to.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Talk about how we're my alarm and off this morning?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
It was our.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Third last Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Come on, you're going to no? No, Well I.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Did it to such great effect yesterday. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
So for as long as I've known you, you've said things,
will this be our last show ever?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Or this your from now?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Will you be You're that person?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
We do know? You do know this show is finishing up?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, of course I know that.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well, then this is actual information we later.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
I'm not one that I'm not one that gets all.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I'm excited, No, I'm excited about.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It, about the future. Yeah, of course I'm.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Excited about my alarm not going off at four o'clock.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's good news.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
And in Reesby Heights, Hello and hi guys.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Well thanks.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Richie Beno was a highly regarded commentator for which.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Game Cricket from Twitter to assume I just threw.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
A funny thing on my phone before and now I
can't find it. Just no excuse me.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Let me say, I'm going to listen to you around
for it. Okay, not keep going.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's in my brain and I can actually say the words.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
But don't worry about it. I put a pin in
that and we'll come.

Speaker 9 (07:29):
Back and in the morning next year.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Oh my god, you guys are just like husband and wife.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Actually we are husband and wife. You know, we know
where all the bodies are buried, and we buried most
of them.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
And there's no sex. I'll tell you that I do.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
You have to ruin it with that.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
And yes, in the Sun safety campaign slip slop slap
one item of clothing where Australians told us slap on.

Speaker 10 (08:00):
Hat.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, slip on your son's screen.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, slip on a shirt, slip on a shirt, slop
on some sun.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Let's placing it. Can you sing the next line of
this song sweet line? Nicely done, very very well, he done,

(08:37):
very well, he done. You try to shut me up?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Have you thought about that thing that he was able?

Speaker 8 (08:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I thought you didn't want me to find it. I'm
going to find it.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
I like when you go with all ABC.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Now I was going to say.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Off the top of my head, but now you're.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, I was just smashed. The ship will be like
the ABC. I know we've got Ann on the line.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
No it was. It was a post from the shovel
saying that the Buddings were releasing the middle order English
batting camping chairs.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Faults collapses easily, so thank you Ryan.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
There it goes and now it's done.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
And in nineteen eighty seven, Australia became the first country
to ban what on all domestic flights in nineteen eighty
seven smoking. Yeah, did you like to have a smoke
on the plane.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
No, it's definitely not.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
When you think about it.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
You've been a long tube and people up.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
The front could smoke, and someone down the back could
on the side called the other person on the other side.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I was once on Greek Airlines and I was down
near the toilets and everyone just came down. They'd have
a smoke of the I've got toilet smell.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
And this what part of a basst hound is particularly
long and.

Speaker 10 (09:48):
A bet at hound?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh, Ann, and we look forward to seeing you on
the fruited planes of Drive Time Radio. Do you know
the answer to that? What part of a basst hound
is particularly Long Sam Shit podcast. We are into the
Magnificent semon A. We to question number five.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
It's going to Matthew and austral High. Matthew, Hi, how
you doing gry well?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
So let's talk about bassett hounds. What part of a
Bassett hound is particularly long?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
What are they bred for?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
What do they need such long ears?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Blood house? What wouldn't their ears.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Get in the way of that?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I think they are good hearing.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Well, not necessarily because that's not what you hear out
of the big flap side bit.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, but I presume they have good hearing because it
be years.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Oh, Prince Charles, Yeah, he doesn't it necessarily? My wife,
Prince Charles can hear us as we speak.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Now, what are they talking about? How old do you
need to be in order to get your learner's driver's license?
Matthew sixteen?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's it, which brings you to question number seven, which
government organization has just spent ninety six point five million
dollars revamping its website.

Speaker 11 (11:03):
The Bomb.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
So that I want them to tell me is what
the weather is in my backyard at every five seconds?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I want Tim Webster in my house and drops and
Cydney jops, I want that.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, you don't don't want I pay sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
I liked seeing Tim every other day. Are they it
goods with the people that are doing the pool down
at North Sydney here that blew out as well.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's still not open.

Speaker 12 (11:27):
No.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
And it went from it was like twenty billion dollars
and it went to one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Do these guys get three quotes?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
They've got gold turnstiles.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, but you know who's paying for it by Matthew
is congratulations mate, You've won the jam packet's all coming away,
A two hundred dollars fun voucher search strike, Holy moly,
Hijik's Hotel or Archie Brothers to book an end of
year function that's actually fun, one hundred and fifty dollars
to spend a chart time with the launch of the
iconic og Premium Pearl Milk Tea, which is bolder, richer

(12:01):
and more delicious and Jonesy demandic caricatures, feed the color
and some stated pencils. I say, Matthew, anything you'd like
to add to this? Oh, that sounds amazing.

Speaker 13 (12:09):
We've been listening to you guys for so long. Every
morning but it's a shame to see you guys move
to drive.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Can you come with us, Matthew, Can you come with
us to the afternoon try and if you can't, you
can always stream us our show. You can stream us
anywhere anytime. We're your podcast on any streaming service.

Speaker 13 (12:32):
Lovely definitely will be.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
We are going for marga with afternoons, making afternoons creating.
We'll doing it will be our thing. Don't you worry
about that, Matthew. You carry out a good week mate, Thank.

Speaker 14 (12:43):
You, Thank you.

Speaker 11 (12:44):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast I.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Die Question coming through the germ and that got big
book of musical facts on this day. In nineteen eighty four,
band Aid release.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Do they know it's Christmas? I've been watching that special.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
They had a special on Sunday night on Channel nine
sixty and they've got another one next.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Sunday night on the same thing.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I think so, unless the Primo guys mucked up and
put the wrong tape.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
In, surely we know it's Christmas by now.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
You know the story of this organized by Bob Geldoff.
He used all these contacts to rope in the best
of the best. She had Phil Collins on the drums, George, Michael, Bono, Sting,
Juran Duran, Paul Young.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
It is amazing how many of them are still enduring musicians.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Poor George, Oh yeah, yeah, it is pretty good. And
they wanted to raise the money and for food in
Ethiopia and Ethiopia as far as we know, everything's okay.
There isn't it. You can get a feed there in Ethiopia.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I think an excuse the punnet. It's a movable feast
of horror as to what part of Africa is suffering.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
There's always going to be Nobins running the world, so right. Absolutely.
In twenty fourteen, a new wave of artists gathered for
the thirtieth anniversary of the song. This vigure that's right.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Bono came back.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
We had Edge Sheer in one direction, Sam Smith, Chris Martin,
Ellie Goulden Seal was in their reader. All everyone's ease off.
I got a letter from Hannah and anyway, still yeah,
that's well, and good night sing the song. It's Christmas.
There don't need to be free.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
And Christmas time we let him light and the Spanish shape.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
It's still a beautiful song.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
It doesn't have the original grunts.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
We can spread us smile. It's still a good song.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Does lightning strike twice?

Speaker 12 (14:45):
It was?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, but it's no og. What are you going to play?

Speaker 12 (14:48):
Now?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Let's play the gem. I've got some stories.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
They're all about animals, So let's do this.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
On the sunlit plateau of curated curiosity.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Here is Amanda's Nature round up.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Who I like nature?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, you know, we often say animals are you know,
particularly rabbits are rabbit like rabbits. But it doesn't always
happen easily for the animal kingdom either. Certain signals have
to be sent and received. Let's look at what happens
with giraffes before mating. Male giraffes head butt the females
in the bladder, forcing them to pee. Then they taste
it to see if she's ovulating. How't they just get

(15:27):
a stick from the chemist that shows you that stuff?
Hippopotami hippopotamuses, what would we like to say? Let's take
a round, Robin Brian, what do you say? Okay? Fair enough?
Males use their tails to spin and fling their feces
and urine as a form of communication. I've heard talkback radio.

(15:47):
Females respond with submissive defecation where they raise their hindquarters
to shower the male with dung's.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I got on a date with Mark Latha.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Ah, it's a Love Island hippos style. This is an
interesting one. Female lobsters. Female lobsters urinate out of holes
in their face to show a male that they're interested
in mating. Nothing says I'm interested other than urinating out
of your eyes. The urine which is expelled from holes
known as nephropause at the base of the lobster's second antenna.

(16:18):
Don't up your face to nature, Brendan. It contains pheromones
to convey her gender because you don't want to get that.
What stays happens on holidays. Stays on holidays, sure to
get her gender and potential suitability as a mate. What
about this?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Does it have anything to do with feces in urine? No.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Female frogs fake death to avoid mating with males that
they don't find attractive. Female frogs of certain species have
developed a surprisingly effective survival strategy. When an overly eager
male tries to mate with them and they're not interested,
they literally play dead. The behavior is known as thanatosis,
and it's about survival, helping them avoid unwanted attention in

(17:00):
crowded breeding pools where males can become overly aggressive. Wow,
the moment the threat passes, they snap back to life
and hop away, proving that even in nature it's good
to set boundaries.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
You would have thrown a few platosis in your time.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
You've thrown halotosis, which I think is how you stop breeding.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Thank you? Do you have an outro for that?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
No, there's no okay play it, Brian.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
As the sun dips below the canopy of the wild,
we bid farewell to Amanda's nature round up.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Till next time, folks.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Let's get on down to the jonesy, no matter of arms,
to the pub test elf on a shelf to pass
the pub test. I was taught to the primary school
teachers and they said they're just over elf on the shelf.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Drive them crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
They're going to find a place for it each day,
and got to get to do some trick, your big humbugs.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I didn't think you've never you've never done it.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
My kids have all grown up, and I missed the
time of the elf on the shelf.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Not too late, Brendan. You got a life size.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
One and put it in my old son's room. It is.
It's a great idea. If I was a teacher, I'd
lead into it. I'd get it doing all sorts of
crazy things.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Well, if you're not sure exactly what it is, because
I've seen it on social media, but I'm not across
a really. Elf on a shelf is a holiday tradition
that where you get a small elf doll which is
supposed to watch over children creepy during the Christmas season.
So the elf is placed in various locations around the
home all the school and each night, apparently it flies
back to the North.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Pole to report to Santa Claus on the kids. It's
a spot, it's a sneach.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
What happens is parents think it's when I say parents,
is it buying large mothers who set out thinking it's fine,
and then the next night it's midnight. You're over it,
You're tired. You've got to find a new location for it.
This is what some of the things that I've got
some footage in front of me here of like them
feeding little toy dinosaurs and drawing on photographs.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
What about that little Scottish kid?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
What about this? I'll just paint the picture for you.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Before we play this.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
So this girl's woken up and the elf has drawn
on her, has drawn glasses and high on her face.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
She's woken up to this.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
No, no, it's not fun.

Speaker 15 (19:18):
I've got school.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
No, I'm not laughing.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I've got school.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Na, As he's drawn on my face. There is mum
giggling her head off.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
There's an opportunity to have retrobution for all the nappy changes,
the keeping me up at night, all that stuff. Idea.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
It's just one thing that sounds like a good idea.
But what a rod to your back?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh yeah, grinch, elf on a shelf?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Is it past the pub?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Teen? Thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number. We'll
have that for you after seven o'clock.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Damn nation, Amandra and Jones.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
You stand school and learned school.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
That's what it stands for.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, okay, let me paint a picture for you. This
is footage of a grandma in hospital. She's attached to
a machine that's mounting her heart rate, and all her
family's standing around her. Grandma doesn't look good. The machine
that is monitoring her vitals beeps at sixty seven slash
sixty eight. Her grandson sees this and is jubilant, So Grandmaster,

(20:30):
that's pretty much passing away in the background.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
And six server. Hopefully this entire.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Trend, even though it is word of the year.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hopefully this entire.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Trend has ended the minute our Prime Minister said it.
Six seven, six seven. It's a big thing.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's true. We put the case to death on it
as well by us talking.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's right when we're talking about it, and it's gone.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
To stick to groovy man.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Okay, that'll help us. Coming up next, Elf on his shelf?
Does it pass the pub test? Jam facious.

Speaker 12 (21:01):
God, I wanted to get right now.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I lament that I missed out on the elf on
the shelf holiday tradition.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Well, you're a bit of a tricks so you'd probably
like it.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
I would love it. Just my kids are too darn old.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
You're never too old to surprise them. Brandon go around
to their homes in the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
With my daughter, I'll go around and just put a
giant elf in her house and the police.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Will come out and taze you because you're looking through
the windows. So elf on a shelf, this holiday tradition,
I must say, it wasn't part of my Christmas tradition
with my kids either. But this is where you place
an elf in various locations around the house and it
seems fun, I'm sure the first few days, and then
it must be exhausted.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
To a school teacher made of mind and she was saying,
oh my god, the stupid elf from the shelf, and
she had a rotten hangover. Came into and couldn't even
find the elf and the kids and mess.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Where's the wisdoy?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
What about this kid in Scotland who wakes up to
have glasses drawn on her face with high written on
her forehead.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, it's not fun.

Speaker 15 (22:09):
I've got sup.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
No, I'm not laughing, I've got soup. No, as he's
an on my fast. Yes, giggles mom. Yes, the elf,
d little elf, Elf on the shelf? Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 9 (22:27):
I love on the shelf. I'm a primary school teacher
and I dress up as the elf, so each day
I'm in a new place around the school and sits
still until the bell goes and my kids get a class.
I love it.

Speaker 14 (22:41):
Yeah it does. I've got too small tail your line
and just doing the elf in different positions and just
sneaking around the house, but not while they're asleep, just
bringing joy to them. It's a fun thing to do.
I think it's good for everyone.

Speaker 13 (22:55):
I think it past is a pub test. I don't
have children myself, but my best friend does. And I
get so excited over Christmas time because I'm the one
that plans what the elf on the shelf does, and
because I don't have to deal with the consequences, I
always go extra hard and make it extra mean.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Just on the primary school teacher at the.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Front, she just sits around quiet.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Is an elf and just sits around. Then the bell
goes off?

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Does she mean she sits around during class time or
outside classes?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
A good way to slack off.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
When you look at.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
It, I'm being the elf. And then there'll be an
Easter elf as well, and just maybe it maybe a
March elf for no reason.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Thank you for all your call Have an elf Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Do you listen to music when you train? I mean
you probably you go out on the water, don't you,
So you don't listen to anything.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I've got those what do they call the shocks headphone
things and they go on the bones work. Yeah, when
I go for a health paddle, not out in the surf,
but when I'm just having a health paddle, you wear
those shocks things and they go on these bones here. Yeah,
it's a bit like a cochlear implant. They're a little bit.
It sort of can disorientate you at first, but then

(24:06):
you get used to it.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
And do you listen to music?

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah? I listen to music. He listen to podcasts. I
listen to the radio shows.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
If you were running a marathon, you wouldn't listen to
a podcast, was you?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
No? No, no? And I'd have a killer playlist, I'm
mister Brightside.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
That'd be a good running so great.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
What about this guy?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
His name is John Shouster, and he lives in Connecticut
and he every year he runs a Thanksgiving marathon.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
So who is he?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
He's just a guy lost up in your algo, that's
what you're saying roundo in algo. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Well but anyway, Well he's a person who has fourteen
million followers, fourteen million views, fourteen million.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
People have responded to this.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
He's gone viral with this where he asks people to
put together a playlist for him to listen to while
he's running a marathon. So all these people came together
to put together this playlist. Here he is running his marathonbody.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Breaking, drown.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Really get the blood complict.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
You know, I hurt myself.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Dance starting to hurt right about now.

Speaker 16 (25:34):
Turn your face.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Hello, talknessmile friend, I've come to talk with you again.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
No rock Happy Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
So next year there you go.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Wow, you're having a bit of an end of view.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Or is that your plant actually will be my place?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Number Once going to Laser Zone and someone said we
should get put together a playlist and looked at me
and said no, no when no Indigo Girls.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
If I was on the celebrity roast, I'd say he's.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Got the smallest and meat and potato and the beers.
We start with that.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Twenty years of Jonesy and Amanda and our book, Pump
Up the Jam is going to be launched officially on
the ninth of December. Would you like to join us?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
She would, And it's not just all about our underwater fire.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
We can fight above water as well.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yes, okay, that's my winto.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
We didn't even know that we're being recorded. We can
fight join us in our celebration. It's going to be
on the ninth of December. The rooftop Lara Jackson on
George Furnace and the Fundamentals will be.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Playing whoa They Bring the Vibe.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
We'll tell me how you can join us next.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
All this week we're giving away tickets to the Pump
Up the Jam book launch. This is on the rooftop
of Jackson on George the ninth of December. We'd like
you to share a moment that you've liked, hated, enjoyed,
anything that's popped up into your.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Brain, have hated it? Well, if it's something that makes.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Your fancy over the last twenty years, we'd like to know.
You can register now at the wind page at gold
one on one seven dot com dot au and let
us know a memory from the last twenty years.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
What about that time I did something really good?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
No one's mentioned that people have.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Been writing stuff, haven't they have? And what have they
written to?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
This is Jody. I'm at a loss to understand one
particular interaction, she said when Amanda called Jonesy a pinhead
because of his thick neck and his head appearing to
be the same size. Actually it's a thin neck and
your head appeared to be the same size. Sorry, show,
do you have misunderstood me, she said. When he was
offended by that comment, Amanda hilariously reminded him of the

(28:14):
time he said she had quote Adelaide legs. She said, well,
I still laugh at the conversation. I can't help but
think WTF.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Don't you. You're, with all.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Due respect, a bit of a pin head, meaning meaning
you've got a narrow head and neck. Would you agree?
But it's not an insult.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
You have a narrow head and.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Neck in the same way you've once told me I
have a thick athletic neck and Adelaide legs. When did I, oh,
you know exactly when you said that.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I never said that you had Adelaide legs. I said,
I thought that maybe you had legs that looked like
you were from Adelaide. But then when I saw your
legs one day when you lifted a motorcycle off me,
they were quite dainty. I want to stick set as.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
You offended everyone from Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Just a Victorian that period, that area of Australia.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
It just seems to be a think caseettef.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Anyway, Okay, address all your emails to Brendan Jones. You
know we're going national next year. Brendan, You'll have to
stop that talk. But Jody, we can't wait to see
you at our launch and you can get our book.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
A book topia dot com dat.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
It's just time for Christmas, just in.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Time for Christmas before our friendship ends, jamacious advertise, put
on your dance and shoes.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Don't give me your best shots from me daily Odds.
Emma Gillespie is here AI music?

Speaker 17 (29:50):
Well, I have one of the great philosophical questions of
our time.

Speaker 15 (29:54):
Are you listening to a real artist.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Or a robot? Music?

Speaker 17 (29:58):
AI, of course, is a huge topic of conversation at
the moment. There's a big study that's come out, a
global survey from around the world ten thousand people who
were asked if they could correctly identify whether a track
was fully AI generated or fully human generated. So I
thought we'd play little game. I'm going to play you

(30:19):
two songs. I want you to tell me which one
you think is AI. So one of them is an
AI track, one of them is a real human person track.

Speaker 15 (30:29):
So you've got option A.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Which is this one you don't like?

Speaker 12 (30:38):
Like it?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Change changing my changing my song?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I was born. This will been allowed so that's I
like it.

Speaker 15 (30:46):
Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Right, that's A But he's it AI or real? No comment?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Here's b.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
See I happened.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I went to see this man in concert, so I know.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Sorry to record for you.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
This one is Chris Stapleton jonesy.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Well, I was going to say that the first one
was AI. I thought the first one was AI, and
that's Chris Stableton.

Speaker 17 (31:16):
Well, congratulations, you're in the top three percent of the population.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Because we knew the Christian Also, we do this for
a job. I've got to listen.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
But if you didn't ask us to be quizzed on that,
I wouldn't have known that that first song you could
easily have just listened to the first You've never thought
anything and who's put that together?

Speaker 15 (31:33):
So that is an AI song.

Speaker 17 (31:35):
It's called Walk My Walk by an artist called Breaking Rust.
It was number one on the Billboard Country Charts last week.
Really complately AI generated This artist, Breaking Rust, who doesn't exist,
has over two point three million monthly listeners on Spotify.
That song that we heard that little clip of has

(31:55):
three point six million streams to date.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Is it a secret that he is AI?

Speaker 17 (32:01):
Well, that's the question. I guess it's not obvious on
Spotify anyway. You have to go into the credits of
the song to find the names of the songwriters, and
then if you look those people up, you can quickly
realize that they're not real. But this is part of
the problem at the moment. There was this Reuter's Global
survey of nine thousand people from eight countries. Ninety seven

(32:22):
percent couldn't correctly identify an AI track, but seventy five
percent said they want clear labels on AI generated music
so that they can see those songs they can't identify
as being AI, so they have a quick and easy
way of recognizing and acknowledging that, Okay, cool, we like
the way that sounded, but it wasn't made.

Speaker 15 (32:39):
By a person.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Do people care?

Speaker 15 (32:42):
People do care, They care greatly.

Speaker 17 (32:45):
Sixty five percent think that AI models shouldn't be able
to be trained using copyrighted music. Seventy percent believe that
AI threatens the livelihood of musicians, and over half said
they feel uncomfortable not knowing if they're listening to a
machine generated piece of content. So I guess there are
these huge ethical concerns around it that are ongoing. The

(33:07):
legal concerns around copyrighted music being used for ar train
it well exactly. Universal did a massive deal with an
AI song generator just a couple of months ago, and
at Universal Artists sanch or what that means for them?
Does that mean that their songs are kind of being
offered up to the AI song generator gods and it's
out of their control. So there's a huge lack of

(33:28):
trust and transparency clearly over this issue.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
So is this like, say you're a musician and you
signed a Universal and they take your song to train AI. Yeah,
it's like painting by numbers. It gets broken down and
then re constitute it somewhere.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (33:43):
And if you say John Farnamon, which is heard from
if you put into a song generator, I want a
song in the style of John Farnham with a voice
that sounds like his singing about the Sydney.

Speaker 15 (33:52):
Harbor Bridge or whatever.

Speaker 17 (33:54):
You know that that song could be generated and sound
just like him.

Speaker 15 (33:58):
But the BBC I Love This released.

Speaker 17 (33:59):
A new article with a bit of a kind of
how to train yourself to detect AI music with a
few good tips. They recommend listening for high frequency fuzzy
so some AI songs the vocals or the synths have
this unnatural kind of fuzzy sound around them, or high frequencies.
They say to always check the artist's profile.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
So if you're.

Speaker 15 (34:19):
Skeptical of a song, look up the name of the artists.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Look at it.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Don't they have fake profiles too?

Speaker 17 (34:24):
Yes, but you can tell if you look close enough
at those images of the AI generated artists. They look
a bit cartoon They're a little bit cartoonish. You might
not think anything if you just scrolled past it quickly,
but if you look at it for longer than five
or ten seconds, you can usually tell, Okay, that doesn't
look like a real person.

Speaker 15 (34:41):
So look up the artists. Google them.

Speaker 17 (34:43):
You can use filters on some streaming platforms to exclude
AI content, so there are calls for those filters to
be more easy to use. And honestly, this article has
encouraged people to listen to a lot of AI music
because it thinks that that will help you notice more
of those subtle patterns and.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Then you can discern what's real and what's not. It's
like a AI radio show. Who would do that?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Or I heard our drive show that he's a naughty boy.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Am thank you, thank you, it's all about all that
wow man.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
But we should put it at the pub test if
you like the music doesn't matter. We might do that tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (35:23):
Am You can't see AI live.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
It's all last That's exactly it.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
But you can marry it with your AI glasses podcast instance.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
And Amanda's no AI slap here. Ten questions sixty seconds
on the clock. You can pass if you don't know
an answer will come back to that question of time permits.
You get all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
You can make it two thousand dollars. You can double
your money by answering a bonus question, but it's double
or nothing.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Terry's in Eastwood, Hi, Terry.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Hi, Terry, Hello, Terry time?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Terry Erry?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Can you think you Terry?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Are you a computer? Terry AI slaughter?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Are you a slapped Terry?

Speaker 10 (36:14):
No, I'm not, but I'm in Kingsford and I'm Kerry with.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
A Kerry Kerry.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
You're not Terry of Eastwood, So so.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Your Kerry of kings You're okay, okay. So we've got
someone in dyslexic on the phones today, Kerry.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Of Kingswood, King Kingsford.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Kerry's in Kingsford.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
That's all we've got time for. Thanks for playing carry.

Speaker 10 (36:34):
Erry, thank you, thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Well, Kerry, I'm glad we've ascertained that this is.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
You, and you've got Terry and you've got Erry.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
You're listening ears on and we're ready to go. We've
got ten questions sixty seconds.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
Kerry.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
If you're not sure, say pass because we might have
time to come back. Okay, okay, Terry has left the building.
It's now Kerry. It's Kerry's time, and here we go.
Question number one? What flavor is chocolate cake?

Speaker 12 (36:59):
Good?

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Question two? How many in a baker's doesn't? Question three?
What country is Tasmania? Part of question four? What part
of an animal is tripe?

Speaker 15 (37:13):
The gat?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Question five? What sport was Dawn Fraser famous for swimming?
Question six? Which sign of the zodiac is represented by
a ram oh.

Speaker 10 (37:26):
Rang my room?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Question seven?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
What's Dorothy's dog's name in the Wizard of Oz okay?
Question eight? What are the two colors found on the
Turkish flag?

Speaker 12 (37:37):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (37:38):
Red and blue?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
It's red and white? And the ram is aries?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I'm in aries? What thoughts.

Speaker 12 (37:55):
I know?

Speaker 10 (37:56):
Joind I was the first person to take one hundred
dollars out of your wallet personally?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
What were the circumstances for that?

Speaker 10 (38:04):
Well, when when you first started up, I was the
first one that rang up to say welcome. And you
said to me, if you're the first person to ring
on the last day, I'll give you one hundred dollars
out of my wallet.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
That's right, And you did of that year, opened your wallet. Yeah,
because this place had no money back then, they would
like and they had no money, and I said, well,
I'll give you a hundred bucks. And then they said, well, no,
we can't afford that, and I said, well, I'll just
give it out of my wallet.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
So, Kerry, have you invested at wisely?

Speaker 10 (38:33):
No, I spent it on the day.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
That's exactly what you should carry.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
What I said that was two thousand and three.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, that's before I got Amanda to come over to you.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
And as I said, that wallet hasn't been opened since.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Oh my god, Kerry, what a story. Can give us
some money?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I've said mine to Terry.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
I've tapped out, Kerry, what a great memory.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Come along to our thing. Would you like to come
to our thing?

Speaker 16 (39:00):
Would you like to come, I'd like you to be
there our book Linch thanks to book Topi, Austral's home
of books and gifts Christmas shop now at book Tapia
dot com.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Dol Au and Kerry would love you to be there.
Bring Terry if you'd like, dress up as Terry if
you need.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I want Kerry and Terry from Kingsford and Eastwood together
at last. Thanks, thank carry for joining us.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
We're heading up to Christmas. I'm tapering for Christmas time.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I mean great?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Where's the evidence of that? Don't do me to me?
Where's the evidence? I keep a weight of under eighty
five kilos. I like to be eighty five kilos right now,
eighty five point six. Sometimes I get up to eighty seven.
I have been one hundred and twenty.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Do you want to do? You want to taper down
so that you can overeat it.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I'm going to indulge over the sea.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I know what you're doing for.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
And so last night I've got one of those rice cakes. No, no,
not for dinner, just the afternoon snack. And you get
some sliced tomato and you get some salt pepper and
some of Frank's hot sauce nice yuh so good, all
sliced up, and I'm starting there looking at this work
of art that I created in my hand, and then
just as I got to buy it, it just explodes, falls apart,

(40:14):
like the nature.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Of a rice cook cake. It's made of rice.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
And I just went I went into this whole rage.
You know, these little things that put you into a
a small thing, big rage.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Catch your sleeve on the door handle on a bad day. Yeah,
the swearing is out of this world. I had this
the other day. I had a photo shoot for the
piano returning next year, and I had.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
A whole I should do a plug for it, should I.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
It's returning next year, it's going to be and this
year is one was one of the most successful shows
in the ABC. We're very proud of it. Coming back
next year anyway, thank you. I had about three outfits
inside a zipped bag, you know, the hanging up bag.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I know where you're going.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I had them on coat hangers. The middle hangar fell
down side and all the clothes all scrunched at the bottom,
and I was just thinking of it. Now. I went
into an apoplectic rage, and I thought, oh, and I
scrunched them all up in a hall and ruined.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
All of them.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
So he ruined all of them because I just thought
I can't handle this. Look it makes my neck veins
pop out.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
You like it? You look like the Hulk. Thank you,
small thing, small thing, big rage? Yeah, tribal trouble.

Speaker 12 (41:24):
Be angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm anglsh.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Now what is it for you?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Small thing? Big rage?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Podcast gold Hello, it's jonesy demand the small thing, big rage,
the tribal dramas beating.

Speaker 12 (41:39):
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Brendan Jones trying to bite into a rice cake and
being surprised that it breaks up.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
A surprised I assembled the thing, and I was even
holding it like in the tripod of my three.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Fingers, and I just you sound like my son when
he's younger, and he'd make the most tenuous kind of
lego connections. And then he wanted to take it to
the shop, and then when it would fall apart, the rage.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
In him, Jack, it's not gonna work.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Funny how you knew it was?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
That way he gave up on the Death Star.

Speaker 16 (42:08):
Five pieces in let it go, Matt Oday, what was.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
The small thing that brought on the big, big rage?

Speaker 5 (42:19):
When you're putting the cutlery in that little plastic cave
to the bottom of the dishwasher and it's about an
intrim your hand in your miss and it rattles and
it goes underneath the tray, it to the bottom of
the dish washing. You've got to move everything out of
the way to get it, and you're fuming, you're steaming.
Your kids are like, Dad, what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
And I dropped a spoon. I dropped a spoon and
look at you like, I'll get over it.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I to join a game. The mankiness of it too.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
I've just told them to calm down, stop being so
angry about little things. I'm screaming about a spoon and
the bottom of the dish.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Washer because what happens and then the drops into the filter.
Then you've got to clean the field. We usually look
at the filter filters dirty now and then I feel it.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Matt, thank you, you're down to half You Norman buying
a new dishwasher and a new family.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Jody has joined us.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Jody, what's the small thing that brings on the rage?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Hi? Jensy and Amanda.

Speaker 13 (43:10):
It's when the car in front cleans their dirty wind
screen and they spray your clean windscreen.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
With their border.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Oh this has come.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Up before as when I get why it would infuriate
you to do it.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
But see this is the thing. We all have our
different rates, of course, of course, but you know, I.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Think come the wrong department.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (43:34):
It's always when the sun shining on their windscreen and
then I'll clean it.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
I think he gets my goolie department down the corridor
to the left. Brendon, thank you, carry on, Alex is joined.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Your manner infuriates me.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Alex. What's the thing that brings on.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Back on track?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Here? Mate?

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Bloody typic culture in Australia. Like, I'm over it. I'm
getting a coffee. You've made me a coffee. Good on,
you done your job, get your ship, little life that
out of my face with your twenty percent you know
tip ridiculous and you go and sit at a table.
I stand over the top of your you know, don't you
don't write it down and bloody oh well you know like.

Speaker 8 (44:16):
You've done your job.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
You keep walking sure not giving you a twenty bucks
twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
That's a lot. Well that's the thing. They're there. Well,
that's the thing. Still, Alex, I just feel that we're
moving away from the sun here. The thing about it
is what you're talking about, Ka dangers fall down into
your coat bag, spoon in the dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Well, you've heard Brendan Jones on a rant you don't
like him with.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
We've got plenty of opportunities for you to complain on
the show. God knows, that's all Alex's blinker rate in
his car right now.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
It just seems to be too slow.

Speaker 11 (44:49):
Alex Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, Chelsey and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
The tribal DRUMA has been beating for a small thing,
big rage. I'm making a rice cake. I didn't make
the rice cake. I haven't got facilities for that.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
You moved out of the sewey Min factory.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I've got the rice cake.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Co my tomato there starving, salivating like Pavlov's dog, going
to buy it, and it's all falls on the ground.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Any other day that might have been all right. But
on this day I.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Was like, okay, I don't.

Speaker 12 (45:24):
Let me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I was carrying a variety of clothes that I'm being
hung up in one of those suit carrier things, and
the middle hangar fell down, all got scrunched. I rolled
it all into a ball and said.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I, you know, I just thought of you're walking into
the surf. If you're a surfer, you're going into the surf,
and your leg rape gets caught on a rock, because
not only does it stop you from getting in, and
then you look like a giant tool bag.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Mel is joined, Mel.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Good, small thing, big rage? What was its.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Me?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Crazy?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Phones like that? Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Mel can try a get give the phone a whack
and try again. Oh hang on, that sounds a bit better.
Try again.

Speaker 10 (46:19):
You know when you go into your jarmies and you
look at your bed and it looks beautiful.

Speaker 9 (46:25):
And you just fall into.

Speaker 10 (46:27):
Bed and you get tangled up in the sheet.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
That's claustrophobia that I can't step the hotel and you
can't get out. What about the hotel sheets are so
tight and you can't get out?

Speaker 9 (46:39):
That arm yell the holiday after that.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Used in a nice comfy jarmies, wanting to go to sleep,
and suddenly it's all tighter on your neck.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
And then your armies get tired around you.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I don't know how people wear nineties because that stuff
just ends up tighter on your neck. We Willy Winky,
How has he slept in that all those years?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
And he had to run through the town.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, now embarrassing. Why didn't he get tasted?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
It was simple to thank you now, thank you for
all your course.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Sham Notion podcast Gold on A one point seven.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded please sell me. They are
coming to the Fruited Plains when we do drivetime radio
next year.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
That is White Snakes.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Of course they are. It is nineteen to nine. All
this week we're giving away tickets to pump up the
jam book launch. It's on the ninth of December.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yep, the rooftop at Jackson and George Furnace and the
Fundamentals are going to be playing. Register now at the
wind page at Gold one on one seven dot com
dot au. Tell us your favorite moment from the last
twenty years.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Adelaide Legs. Before we did.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Adelaide Legs, there's thing that you accused me of having them, said, no,
you don't. Other people from Adelaide do, and I don't
come from.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Adelaide, because I think of the early settlers Inoria.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
What an Adelaide?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
They came, well Adelaide particularly, they came from the German regions.
They came and they.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Said, German people's legs.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Have you seen I've seen a lot of Germans. I've
seen a lot of frows, and they are just why
don't you dig yourself with big hole?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
There's no digging any hole.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Well, also, well this I've never said it was unattractive.
It's very attractive. Susan shut up soon.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Susan has sent this oneing Susan will be joining us
at the party. This is another memory of you bred.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I'm to read the email as it is speaking of crap.
I'm a diehard listener. I recall sadly Jonesy talking about
waking up to do a nighttime pooh. This used to
annoy him and put him out of sink, so to speak.
From that time on hearing Jonesy speak of it, in
the event that I'm awoken from my slumber by this
impending urge, I find myself sitting on the loo and

(48:52):
thinking of Jonesy. This is just part of my life now,
thinking of Jonesy while doing the midnight business.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
The midnight Poop, we talked about that because it's not
like the midnight where when you get up the midnight
Pooh is a whole song and dance. The light's got
to come on as well to go to a musical view.
Members of your family concern what's going on? You're okay,
you know that. That's what happens. That's the midnight pool.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Well now we can all think of it and thank you, Susan.
I can't wait to see you surely, so twenty years
that's your memory.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
That's it. We'd love to see you at our launch
thanks to book Topey Australia's home of box and gives
this Christmas shop now at book toopia dot com dot au.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
But let us know what your favorite moment is and
we'd love to see you at the launch.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Jem jam Nation, I need a couple of weeks to.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Go to someone wins twenty thousand dollars for our favorite
coolie thanks.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
To mysel Stocks and Gravies. What have we got today?

Speaker 7 (49:52):
Do you know what gets my girlies? Those small pesky
spring flyers which are everywhere, so how do they know
to land on your elbows. How do they know to
land on your ears? How do they know to land
in your hair? How do they know to land on
your knees? How do they to crawl up your nose?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Quick?

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Close your mouth? Here they come flies. They get my goolies.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
It started as a poem and then I'm not sure
where it win.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I don't know what he's doing there?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
What else?

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Oh Jonesy and Amanda, you know, I get my gullies
when you can't or nick yourself or you might bump
yourself and.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
You get a bruise.

Speaker 11 (50:27):
Why is it that you always end up reinjuring that
particular spot where you've.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Just hurt yourself.

Speaker 15 (50:33):
I know it's Murphy's all, but I'm going to have
to track down this.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Murphy cellar and have a serious talk to him because
it really gets my gullies.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
And biting your cheek and getting a mouthholes.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Or your thumb with the manka. Okay, yeah, you got
that little cut on your thumb. It was like a
little birth to effect when you were young.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Okay, Brandon, thank you?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Do you always say that.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I don't always say that the manka my mankey thumb.
I've never said that. You have accept myself in all its.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Week it's beautiful your mankey thumb.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
You suggest that I put a foot on it like
the elephant man.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I was scaring children.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Know, this are the days where you get chastised for
adelaide legs and you still keep.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Going, I'm not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
That's the shame of it.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
At seven, our.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Favorite caller email or Facebook friend whensto you've amused yourself friend,
and that's lovely. When's two hundred and fifty dollars to
spend an appliance is online shop the Appliances online Black
Friday sale with incredible offers across a huge range of big.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Brand Jerry from Kingsford was on today for Instagram. She
was doing very very well and she wasn't.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Now she may not have won today, but she told
us in a miracle how Jonesy once gave her one
hundred dollars because she was the first person ever to
call the first day you started on the wireless, that's
right in.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Two thousand and three.

Speaker 10 (51:53):
Well, when you first started out, I was the first
one that rang up to say hey, welcome. And you
said to me, if you're the first person to ring
on the last day I'll give you one hundred dollars
out of my wallet.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
And that happened. So it was the first day, and
I thought, if I make it to the end of
the year at this joint, considering they wanted me sacked
in the first week, I gave Kerry one hundred dollars
out on my own wallet.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
You haven't opened it since, oh rit Au two. That's enough.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
We'll be back tomorrow for Wednesday. That means TikTok tuker.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
That's right, that does mean TikTok tuker. And we're going
to take more of your ideas about what should come
to the drive show with us.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Indeed, he go is here with Christmas free, that is
from nine o'clock.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Plenty of things.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
They are twenty five thousand dollars to help you up
over the Christmas break.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Have you put up your tree?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
By the way?

Speaker 5 (52:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
When do what?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
You do it? The first of December, isn't.

Speaker 8 (52:45):
It is that?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
How long? Have we got a few more days yet?

Speaker 12 (52:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
I'm not putting up now.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
I'll put it up yourself. We'll be back.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Sit like little angel on.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Top from six to night for gem nation to see you.
Then good day to you. Well thank God that's over.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
Good bite, Good bite wipe.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or
where if you get your podcast.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Change Change Him.

Speaker 8 (53:18):
Dad podcast.

Speaker 11 (53:19):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio
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