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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well
it's time for our podcast. Friend, what about this? What
a podcast we discussed Jambre Recreation Park.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
There were you control the action. Yeah. Well they're having
a bit of trouble and they're trying to control their destiny.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
In winter time they have to close, and they thought
we'll get this ginormous.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Car park which could fill a lot of cars.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
So what they did is they managed to use it
as a car storage art for a particular car importer.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
And then the council said, you don't have a DA
for that.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
But they said, but no, but council, we do have
a DA because you made us get a DA when
we built the car park.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Apparently there's a difference between parking a car and storing
a car. Intriguing.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Also the pop test sums out bums out. We've got
a gholi recently saying I don't let the young girls
at the beach with all their bums out.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
We put it to the pub test. The louver heist.
Everyone is talking.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
About it, aren't they. What a lot went down and
just for all minutes. How did it happen? We'll talk
you through the details.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
And the week that was. Jim My Rise, Jibba jabber
all coming up in the podcast The Miracle of Recording.
We had so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Mistress Amanda's miss Killer. Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary part.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress. Congratulations man, we're on the reading
right now. Josey and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
You're doing a great job.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Anyone but.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Good radio.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Sorry, but it's a tongue twist set and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Time we're on there.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Tell me the money to you. Amanda, How are you today? Well?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
How are you going?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I am great? I am great.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Someone came up to me yesterday and said, when's jim
y Ri's play on?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
You got your full little I'm serious? Was at the
petrol station, okay, but I'm just praised for him.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
It wasn't like it is the amount of times that
I don't mentioned when someone.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Comes OUs, g you're great, you know, and when does
that happen? What happens a lot?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Ryan's Show that I went to see. You didn't need
to before. I didn't even bother.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
It's called the Kingdom of Fools Ship a fool like
a medieval play it is.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Isn't like one of those old school theater restaurants like
dirty dicks.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, it's not dirty digs. You thought maybe serving up
a meal? Hear me out? Do you ever know of
dirty dicks? Not really theater restaurants. So you go along there?
What's the matter? Whye? Women in.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
A long time ago Melbourne they love theater restaurants. They've
got a theater restaurant district in Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Is Dracula still one?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, that's the Gold Coast and moved to Gold Coast.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't think people have time for theater restaurants anymore
until now.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
So what you could do?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
You could serve up You could serve up me comedy
and themed food. Yeah, you could have like may you
sup on my fine pork knuckle?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
But I spent months writing this play.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Well, I don't want to turn into a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
People eating to provide the food, there's the thing.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
So you could be up doing your play and serving
some chips.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
You can get my dad to make the food.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Get John to make the food. Maybe that time he
cooked on the chicken.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Snitzles, had boys and everyone, and for the birthday twenty first.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't know how he did it. He's cooking nitzles.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
One sad Yesterday I was suggesting a segment for the
show Pun Hour, and you said, Brendan, you didn't want
to do it. And you said, well, all right, come
up with a pun about Ryan's fringe festival show.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I've thought of one overnight. Twenty four hours later.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I know Ryan's fringe festival show. I bet it bangs.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I didn't get it.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Fringe bangs. The fringe is called bangs. Worse thing than
a world that was a good one.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I'd rather go and see Dirty Dicks. I've got a
pun for that too.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I can't keep on.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Dirty Dicks was great, and Ryan even here.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
It was wine, women in song all night long, come
to Dirty Dicks.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
And laugh along. No one laughed at I was.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I had a residency as a DJ, so they do
their bit and then afterwards everyone get up and dance
to my DJ music. And I used to quite regularly
just sit there and I thought, the day of this
show makes me laugh?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Is the day all. I will support it forever. I
never laughed laughed once I said that about this show.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'm hurt.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Well, if you're doing your pun stuff, I know I'm hurt.
It was a good pun. We are going to do
whatever we can in our power to make your show
King's Kingdom or fools.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
And also it was on, it was on for three
nights in Sydney. You didn't go and see it once.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I'm a busy man. I had stuff. But it's okay.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
And now that the Jonesy Express is hooked up to
your wagon, you'll be on the way to the bright
lights of Adelaide and the Fringe Festival.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
So when he said he was doing it in Sydney
and you couldn't be bothered, what has changed?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Not much? No, I was justusy that weekend.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Come on, I told you about it yesterday and you
were making fun of the whole thing. You say I
can put to show myself run around on stage holding
a balloon.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Well, someone actually came up to me the.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Do you just stay in the servo all day? What
are you doing that show that certainly doesn't bang action.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Pack show today? It's that's right.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
No one appreciates you fravous are all doing separate shows
right now.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Okay, come on, let's get it back up life.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Let's get it back on. Jurassic I get a haircut
before you go to the fringe.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
We okay, o, bravo, thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I could listen to you talk about Dirty Dix all day.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Action Pack Shaturday is Friday five for your flash bag
makes its return.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Instagram is back as well.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
And jim Y Right is going to do the place
of the week the week that was Jemi Rise Jibijabba.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Should I turn that into a fringe show as well?
Just do it? Brough and the Magnificent Seven. We can't
do anything. Do we do that?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
According to the old proverb, to which European city to
all run on?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Let me you don't talk even over the question? Am
I allowed to be on the radio?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
According to the old proverb to which European city to
all roads lead gem nation?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
We have the Magnificent Seven for you are there are
seven questions? Could you go all the way and answer
all seven questions correctly? If you do that?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
A man will say, when Ryan goes the fringe festival,
I'll tell you what his show. Bangs Bangs are a Fringe.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, I know it's going to be a great show,
your Ship of Fools. It'll be great, and I'm going
to do anything on my part.

Speaker 6 (06:55):
You're doing this on purpose by calling it the wrong name.
It's a Kingdom of Full.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Have you thought about a name change to Jonesy and
then maybe you could have like a nautical theme.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
You're the guy who said you could run around holding
a red balloon and it'd be a better show.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I'm going to That's why I no, I didn't say that.
I just said what I did say.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I thought he'd been selected by the Fringe Festival to
take his Kingdom of Full Kingdom of Fools to there,
but then he told me later that they're just taking
anyone said, and I garnered, well, what I could just
go there with a balloon in man red or otherwise
and just run around on the.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Stage And you said you can do that? Well, so,
so which would you rather see?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Well, maybe we should have a whip pole today, Ryan's
play a Kingdom of Fools or Jonesy running around on
the stage with a balloon. We can do a little
whippole there with rob of.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Will maybe we do a whippole of how mean is
jonesy and crushing people's spirit.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Rob, what would you rather see? Nev neither neither. I'm
not a play.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm glad that you've stopped talking about dirty dicks because
it was leaving a bad taste in my mouth?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Did you ever go to dirty Dick's? Rob?

Speaker 8 (08:10):
I thought it was about.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
That's the thing, Rob, Sorry, Jones doesn't appreciate puny do
when I've got my own pun show Rob. You are
welcome anytime.

Speaker 8 (08:20):
Thank you very much, Amanda, I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
You find it down the raid of the ABC.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh that's well anyway, let's keep going, Rob, you've made
an unpleasant for.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
All of us.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
According to the old proverb, which European city do all
roads lead to?

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Rob?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Question two? In tradey slang, what's a chippy?

Speaker 9 (08:43):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Let's play covering?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
This is a cover of which song?

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Now far asleep? And she was calling Ca Sma and
she's taking and Jack? Now, Rob, do you have any idea?

Speaker 8 (09:09):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
We all know the song, you just haven't heard the lyrics.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Song that way, Louisa is in Miranda. Let's see if
Louisa knows the yes.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Hello, Louisa, do you want me to read do you
want to hear of this again?

Speaker 6 (09:22):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (09:23):
It is now far asleep, and she was calling her
care well, haven't smoke.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Maybe I can be walking around on the stage with
the balloon.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
To talk over the lyrics, Patree.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Sure Louis has worked it out already, Louis missed. I
just already worked it out during the museum heist in France.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
You're aware of this, Louisa? Oh yes, I was really
Where were you when it happened?

Speaker 11 (09:55):
I was watching TV.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Watch much of an alibi, Louis. It was I forget
I see you.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Just wait right, I can hear the jewels Jane.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Anyway, TV showed how quickly the thieves struck about how
long did it take them to break in? For you
to break in and steal the jewels and escape?

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Louisa? Was it a two minutes, B four minutes or
c six minutes?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I think maybe six? No, it wasn't six minutes. Don't
try and put us off to the scene.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I think Luis's deliberately not answered that. Probably.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Question four, during the heist of the louver, how long
did it take to break in, steal the jewels and escape?
Two minutes or four minutes? I got a text from
my friends Suzanne, just like you said. I'm listening to
you and I can't believe Brennan was a DJ at
Dirty Dix. She said I worked there as a waitress,
or she says I was saving for an overseas trip
or a shock of a place. Ask him if he

(10:54):
remembers par't Cho Parmesan. He was a character in the
very awful show.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Parn't Joe Parmesan. That's right.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
They had a bunch of alliteration there. I don't I
remember cleavage Kathy.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I think that was just my nickname.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
What's her name was Kathy?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Because a lot of the wenches dirty Dicks someone more
endowed than bloody hell.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
That was back in the day.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's how life is, Brendan, That's how life is.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Do you what do you think people actually.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Complained when people?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Was you? People?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
People?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Was you come to Dirty Dicks? For why movements on
conditions apply?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Wenches are allowed to not be voluminous. Wenches can be
any way they like, can they?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
When I think of a wench. Let's get into the
Magnificent seven. Craig's in a relan.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Hello Craig, good morning, commander. How are you handling him.
He's weird today. I think he's going straight to hr
I think.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
What about it's eighty stuff, that's that's you know.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, women's allowed to be different.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
So that's why theater restaurants anymore. And it's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
We measure the men as they come in. Your's dirty dicks?
Yours isn't dirty enough?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
What should it be? Brendan? What do you get your
panties and a bunch over this for?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's question four for you, Craig. During the museum heist
in France at the Louver, CCTV showed how quickly the
thieves struck. They got in and out with the goods
in two minutes or four minutes, four minutes.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
The brig is a prison typically found on Which form
of transport, Craig.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
I think it's a ship?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
This it is question six? We're powering through? Which karate
master is famous for the phrase wax on, wax off.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
That's mister suky the out.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Of it's not mister s They all look the same
to you, don't they.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I can't do this show with you or the karate guys.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
You know, they look the same, They wear the same outfit.
How to tell them apart. What's your problem is?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Chris is in Mossman Oho.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Chris morning, Chris, save us. We've gone off the rails
in horrific.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
All the sense is look the same, that's true.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
What was his name?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Who said wax and wakes off?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh that was mister Miaghi.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, thank you. Louis.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Vaton just announced they will be releasing a jar of
what for sale?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Fifteen hundred dollars for.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
A jar of this stuff? It's fifteen hundred dollars for
a jar of Ntella. The hell does that happen? I've
only bought four but has just got the LV logo on.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
It, so yeah, we're also it was just buying Natella.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Congratulations to you, Chris, You've won the jam packets all
coming away a double pass to revisit the glory days
of Disco in Disco never dies with the.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Sydney Symphony Orchestra.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Two hundred and fifty dollars to spend, A price line,
Quality Health Vitamins or Australian own offered every day low prices,
A price line and Jonesie demandic caricatures fit the color
and some sandlor pencils.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Chris and he'd like to add. Oh that's fantastic. I'm
going to add the dirty dicks tonight. There you go
for some wine women song and you'll take them anyway.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
There.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
You know we're in twenty twenty five, so you can't
complain about your wench.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
That's true. This is where we're living. Whoa okay, whoa?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
You know I want one with bigg bosoms.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Please get what's the matter with?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
What do you think? Brendan, Chris?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Carry on a bat you I'm doing to show you
the team rest. Lots of things come up on our
show today. Yes, I'm waiting for hr to tap you.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
On the show. Oh come on, don't be like that,
suns Out.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I don't even know if I can talk about this
with you, suns Out, bums Out. We had a google
about a GHOULI about this beach where they were seeing
lots of pretty much full bot bot on the beach.
How do you feel about it?

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Stop you stop? That made me have to be some
sort of creep. No you do that? Some thoughts that
might surprise.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
You about this Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I enjoyed hands Brendan working with flowers, Idiotwich the German
Act is a big book of usable facts. Let me
flick to filt with flop on this day. In two
thousand and eight, Pink released so What You'll Know and
Adore Pink. But the song is actually used a sample
from a song You'd never guess. I'll give you a

(15:33):
million dollars, Brenn. And if you can guess a million dollars,
won't because you may have read this piece of paper
in front of you.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Now I just know musical knowledge. I actually know the answer.
Do you.

Speaker 7 (15:43):
Do? You know? You do it?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
On the right is this Yeah, you get to scambled?
A million dollars theme song from SpongeBob square Pants.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
And another fun fact, the guy who wrote and produced
the SpongeBob SquarePants theme is the guy behind the behind
this song. Really so thanks to the two of them,
we have this banger that was released in two thousand
and eight.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Well it is a panger.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
It's twenty to seven gold, one of one point seven
jung jam Nation. Yesterday we touched on the woes of
Jamboru Recreation Park where you control the action?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Were you controve? You have been on the toboggan before
you know?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I said, I often drive past here. I'm going to
the South coast and have a twinge of guilt that
I never took my children there because I couldn't be bothered.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
We should do it now.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
It'sposed to be great.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I love getting on the toboggan. I hate when I
get on the toboggan behind someone like you because you
go really slow. I like, have no brakes all the
way down the hill. It's such a great thing.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
That is analogous of our friendship and the.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Whole thing about Jamberoo. It's been around for a long
time and it's really expanded, you know, in a world
where all those themes pasts gone have gone, Jambarou is
a shining beacon.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Absolutely, and it's such a great place.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I haven't been there for a long time. It's a
great place. But it's a seasonal place as well, because
a lot of their attractions are water based. You got
water slides like that. So it's closed during the winter months.
And I don't know what you know about water theme parks,
but they're expensive to run, yes, so.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
You hope they make enough money in the summer to
tide them over.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
So during the winter years, the Jamburu people said you
know what, We've got this massive car park and then
this Chinese company that makes the cars, the BYD people.
We've got a surplus of cars coming into Australia. You
know what, we'll rent your car park during the winter
buns and we can help you happy days. It's win

(17:40):
when when? But apparently no, you can't do that. You
can't do that because the council has an issue. You
can't store cars in a car park. You can park
them there, but you can't store them there. What's the
diff because they haven't got a DA, you see what's
the development application?

Speaker 7 (17:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
But what are they saying? What if I want to
park it there? Like he's got long term parking at
the airport. What's difference between storage and park?

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Ada?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
But is there a time limit?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
I've got to have a DA.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
You just got to have So this isn't because they're
electric vehicles and there's some issue about putting all those.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
I don't know, reading towards the green dream net zero
everyone should have electric car.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Which in which day a car park would be full
of the men.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
This is a good litmus test. So anyway, the Jambero
of people did the right thing.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
They got a DA because a council originally told them
to get a DA to build a car park.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
That they insisted that they build many years ago.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Then the council said that they refused the DA because
the council's compliance officers warned parking the cars in its
car park was prohibited under the site's rural zoning.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
So you can park a car there, but you can't
store a car. This is my point. When does parking
become storing? What's the time diff Well, they're not there
for a long time, but what's the time? There must
be a specific time diif that must be in the paperwork.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
These are the people that are running our country. You've
got a business, you're trying to keep it a flow,
trying to make it, make it DA like they're just
a joke.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
They built a big arc at the water for winter.
Put the cars in there.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
There you go all queue up behind you and your cozy.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
You're calling me an arc.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
No, I'll que up. You know. That's the problem with
the theme parks. There's water theme parks. Yeah, you have
to walk around behind someone's bottom.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Well, if you're in front of someone, you go, you
know that's I'm at front, so I don't have to
look at someone's bum, but then the people behind you.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
I'm in a good old feast.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Well, speaking of bums, warm weather people at the beach,
how do you feel about the full bought out which
seems to be the new trend or the old trend,
but people are arking up.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
We had a goolie about this. We'll talk about that
next on gold yemm. Let's go on down to the
Jodjing Ban of Arms for the pub test and we
had a ghoulie the other day and we'll just have
that for you.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
You know, gets my goolies now that we're back in
the warmer months, Oh my god, and the beach.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
These geese string girls, what's going on? Keep it for home?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
This is a very interesting topic and there's a bit
of to and fro in people's opinions with this, and
a couple of counts people have complained to counsels saying
we need to ban these absolute dental floss g strings people.
As I said, we're trying to ban them t strings
being seen as offensive too revealing for public places. The

(20:29):
bums aren't offensive, but they are seen as revealing and
sort of sexualized whether you want it to be or not.
And other people have said, well, no, you're policing women's bodies.
Some people have said some females have said, I find
it uncomfortable. To be honest, it's extremely inappropriate around kids.
Might as well wear nothing. Others have said, mind your
own business. Where Australia where what you want. Other countries

(20:51):
have strict laws and we don't. We're better than that.
If your partner is opening at a bum, the problem
is your partner, not the bum. Where do you sit
with this, Brenda?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
How do you like that?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Pard?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
I spent a lot of time at the beach. I
don't even notice it anymore. I don't know. I'm aware
of it that I don't even notice it, and it's
I don't think it's a big deal. I don't see
the big deal. And I'm not saying that from some
sort of pervys to me. You'll see, Yeah, you just
see it a lot.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
You know. I live at the beach too, and I
don't often go to.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
You're you're part of the you're the part of the
harumphing about it, not rumping.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
But I see girls. I think more women are offended
than by it. Than Blake. Maybe they are.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
But when I walk with my sons, you know, up
and down the street, at all the shops and cafes
stuff like that, there'll be girls working walking like that
up and down the street and they don't The boys
don't notice it. Their generation are used to it. It's
the older guys are the ones going more. And maybe
it's the women. And I'm sitting having a coffee and
there's someone sitting standing up next to me at full bum.

(21:54):
I don't want to be prudish, I don't want to
be judgmental, but it is weird. It is weird.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Am I allowed to say that?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Not at lot?

Speaker 3 (22:03):
You can say whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
It's hard to say. I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
You know, these women's bodies, as they say, but this
is even away from the beach. But how do you
feel at the beach? Suns out, bums out? Does it
pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
We would love to hear from you, Amanda podcast and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
With great sadness that I announced this noat you know TV?

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Are we in a non ratings period? I don't think so. Well.
Why am I.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Watching RBT last night and it was a pre COVID
on Freeaway Channel nine.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I like him by watching free Aware, you know it
needs all the help it can get.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Why are they playing RBT?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
It's pre covid RBT as well, because it actually had
a disclaimer and said this was filmed pre COVID because
during COVID when RBT would run, people would blow up
where they're wearing merse, where they're doing all this, So
it's a pre COVID. But I didn't have a story
about this guy. And he's hute though, and you kind
of root for him. A bit gets pulled up.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
He's a bit anyone. And the cops say, have you
anything to drink? His nut? So he passes that test.
Have you are partaken in any illegal substances? And then
there's that pause.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I was at a party on the weekend and someone
had a joint and it just fell into my mouth.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
So then they do the test on him for the
drugs and he comes up negative. No drugs. It's a good,
happy ending, that's right. And the cops they say, what
you've got a red pea plate? Yeah, man, well, aren't
you on your green peace? And they find him for that.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Determined to get something, come on you've bit your fingernails down.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
You find for that. There was one rank bit though.
On the side of his door. There's these trails and
the cops said, what's that? And he that's what I
spit out me window.

Speaker 12 (23:52):
I said, fine him for that. I said, taser him there, Yes,
fine him for that. Okay, So there's nothing unusual going
on far from his door. Unusual in TV, not that
I know.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I think we're in ratings The Golden Bachelor. He spits
out the window. People are loving it.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
The pup taste is coming up today, suns out, bums out,
the latest beach?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Where are down? The beach has got everyone's eye again.
It would set everyone.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
How are you feeling? We'll find out, jamsis man, God.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I want you to get on right now.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Taking please go to your windows, stick.

Speaker 7 (24:30):
Your head on and yell.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Suns out, bums out. Today we had this from a ghoulie.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
You know gets my ghoulies.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Now that we're back in the warmer months, Oh my god,
and the beach. These gee string girls. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Keep it for home? Fine, female husy? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Two schools have thought here obviously, people saying we live
in Australia. That's what Australia is. And how great is it?
We can wear anything. We do not police women's bodies.
Other people are saying it's just too much, these young
girls wearing next to nothing. Where do you put yourself?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Like, how would you.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Feel, Brendan if it was guys in g strings, not
just at the beach, but walking in cafes and stuff.
I would I sit down in a cafe near the
beach and someone standing next to me it's a raw
bare bum.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Yeah. Possibly if you go to a cafe, well.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I'm in the cafe. You're walking past and just standing
chatting to their friends and not far from the beach.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
No, And I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Is it good that I'm jealous of these big pert bums.
I don't know, but I do think, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Where do you look? It makes me a little uncomfortable sometimes,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Why see those old blakes walking around in their speedos
and they go a bit too far from the beach.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
You know, if you have an old bloke, if it
was a young if it was a whole lot of
seventeen year old boys doing this with really scant g strings,
how would you feel I.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Don't know about that would be look like mikonos.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Then yeah, and that might make men feel differently about
this or is it women who feel strangely about this?
It makes me uncomfortable bear bums bums out? Is it
past the pub test?

Speaker 11 (26:15):
I feel very uncomfortable when I see ladies with their
bums out, that includes my daughter who wears them. I'm
as far as I'm concerned. Sea strings or high cup
undies are meant for a garment that you wear going
out for an eating So to me, it doesn't part
of the pub test. Put your bums away, ladies.

Speaker 8 (26:32):
I've got to everything fell on at north Borne boy
called breaking and I see there bums the last eighteen
years forgressively getting worse. But what I'm seeing is shifting.
Is they're wearing a seed through clothing over there, the
strings out, in my opinion, a lot better often being.

Speaker 11 (26:49):
At their bum You said every day, it's been hapening
for a long time. I wear one, and there's so
young girls that don't wear them are making their causes
go up their bums to make it like a G string.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
So let them wear them.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
They're going to do it anyway.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
While I was in a coffee shoppert Ashfield with a
ninety two year old warman and having lunch, and this
lady come along.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
She would have been known more than.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
About Heyday nineteen twenty. With her mum got to like
a pen So I've got everything.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
You name it, and she's got a last point and
at me while I'm having lunch, and I said, would
you mind sitting down? They're rude.

Speaker 11 (27:27):
I think if guys want to walk around down the
beach thinking that God's gifts with their shirts.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Off for women to look, let them do it.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
And if the women want to walk around as long
as men aren't been pervy and blued, let them look.

Speaker 11 (27:38):
I think there's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm going to go with Amanda on this one.

Speaker 11 (27:42):
If you're on the beach, hang it all out.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I don't care.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
I'm an old.

Speaker 11 (27:46):
Topless girl in the day, but I don't want your
alf in my face. So when I'm having her coffee,
mine's the manners.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Put us a wrong on and do the beach thing.

Speaker 9 (27:55):
Do the cafe thing, doesn't past a copest for me?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Break out the get away so wrong?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yes, put it over your face, get away gamation.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
I think we need this music, crazy Frog, the louver, theft.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
It's intriguing and as you said the other day, Brendan,
part of you wants to because we've seen all these movies.
Part of you wants to lean into the.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Theater and go kind of want them to get away
with it.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, but you know, let's let they've done an incredible
job in plain sight, and that's how they got away
with it. We're learning more about it. Half an hour
after the museum opened, the robbers used a truck mounted
ladder and this isn't unusual in France. Apparently people live
in high rises so they use you know, these bucket
We call them a cherry picker on ladders to go

(28:43):
up and down, Like is it like a cherry, Yeah,
a cherry picker on a ladder. But also if you
saw this outside a museum. They went in the backside
of the museum, the bit that's on the Seine on
the river. But there's so many famous monuments that are
covered in scaffolding. Half the time you just assume that

(29:04):
works are being done.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
So they wore.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
In some descriptions they said they were wearing black and
others they said wearing high vis so they looked like workers.
There's a picture of one here. Look he's wearing he's
wearing a mask but still wearing high vis Onlookers just thought, yep,
work's going on at the louver. So it's being described
as one of the most daring robberies in modern history.
The jewels are estimated to be about one hundred and

(29:29):
fifty six million Australian dollars. So they wore their maintenance uniforms,
their visibility vests.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
They used that.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
They had a van that parked outside. The museum was open.
They went up to the second floor with that basket.
The lift the thing, so they tried to look like
delivery maintenance crew. They went up to the second floor
and they used an angle grinder to a window to
access the French Crown jewels. The entire thing took about

(29:59):
four minutes to get in use an angle grinder. Security
guards saw them, but their protocol, their training is to
make sure people are safe, so they followed their training
and escorted people from there.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Well, hang on, so they saw them break in with
the angle grinder, Yeah, well they and they went.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
There's famous paintings around the wall, big long display cabinet
in the middle that had these famous, famous jewels and
these Poleonic jewels, and they use an angle grinder to
break in there.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
This would have security been aware of what they were
doing or did they think they were doing maintenance?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
No, no, no, they knew what was going on, but
their protocols would get humans out of the rooms.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Come on, well, that's what's happening.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
What a security Yes, that's what the problem is. There
were security flaws and investigation undergrass is in trouble. There
was an adequate external surveillance, weak access, control of exterior walls,
possible understaffing. There's some rumors that it could be an
inside job because they knew that this bit wasn't covered
by CCTV, so it was hosted by Grand Dana. This

(30:57):
is a bit that wasn't wasn't seen, and so there
are some you think, how would anyone know that stuff?
What was stolen jewelry from the French Imperial War era
and they don't have that much, but during the Revolution
a lot of it was destroyed and so France is
very proud of these. As I said, Napoleonic jewelry that

(31:19):
Napoleon the First gave to his wife and various other
Napoleons have passed on to their queens, their wives. A
crown was dropped nearby and was damaged, but they sort
of lost it on the way. How casual is that.
So they're wondering where they've gone. One of the Dutch
artist story and has said the jewels are probably still
in France because there was some speculation have they been

(31:40):
stolen and will be purchased by just one of those
sort of history pervs who wants to keep it in
their own home.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
So they'd all stay together.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Now they think probably what's going to happen, which is
the sadness of it, is that these beautiful pieces will
be broken down into individual bits and so they're unidentifiable
because the whole world is on high alert. They'd be
the jewels. The diamonds would be broken into smaller pieces
and sold on the black market, which means they won't
get as much for them, but they can sell them.

(32:08):
They'd still make millions and millions of dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Straight down to La cash converters. I would love It's interesting.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I'm torn. I'd love to own a Napoleonic diamond.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
We'll get down to the La cash convertse take that
surface skather that you've been trying to get.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Rid of, dreadful thievery. If one of them appeared on
my finger, I'd say say, nothing come out for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Well, if I how bad are the French security though
they just stand and watch it happen.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Well, they had their protocols to protect the people. I mean,
that's the hard thing. Do you choose a crown or
a human?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Choose the crown, That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Well, this is Prince.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Harry's book coming up.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
It was you like to go to ce just made
a very good reference.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Well, I said, la cash converts twice and you ignore
that twice yesterday.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
If you've stolen from me, you've stolen from me. Let's
let's reap as.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Jonesy and Amanda pod.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
You tell me you built a time machine. It's eight
miles four. You're got to see some sh.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Let's go back in time, back to the future. We've
got three questions here. Get question three right, you get
four tickets to see back to the future and one
thousand dollars walking around Money is said by Brendan Joe.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Did you do the homework I signed you last night?
What was it? Watch Back to the Future too.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
No, sorry, I may have seen it.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I'm pad with this stuff. You know that tow with
me twiss me Okay, So it's an alternate universe.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Stop because if it's me already.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Ends up going back and changing the future, and the
future is different, all right, because what we do.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
In life echoes in eternity. If you're mixing your movies now, No,
I'm just saying it's musical. Apparently is brilliant. Everyone who's
seen it says it's just absolutely great.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
But you've got to be an enthusiast to play this.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Unlike people that I'm looking at right now, Amanda Jess
as in Penuth Jess, you would be a Back to
the Future enthusiast, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
By Backs to the Fu.

Speaker 11 (34:09):
Drove and watched it again last night in preparation for.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
This We'll get ready. So it's so easy to watch it.
I love the third one.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I think one just watch it and all of a sudden,
what I find. I watched the first one, and.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Then all of a sudden and next minute I'm watching.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
The third right becoming a Chinese meal.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Then I'm watching behind the scenes stuff and I'm so
into it. Well, let's get to.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Question one for you, Jess, I reckon, I know this one?
Which song in the movie by Huey Lewis and the
news was nominated for an Oscar and a Grammy The Parabler.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
That's It's.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Brings you to question two.

Speaker 7 (34:44):
Jess.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
If you get question three right, you've got all the
package of prizes. Question two? Which character made this line famous?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Great Scott? Oh, I'm doc?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Does he have a surname?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Doc Brown?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Doctor Chris Brown?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Question three?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
This is where it is doctor Emma Brown. Jess is
a true enthusiast.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Okay, here we go. This is multiple choice. What's the
name of the hall where Marty travels back in time?
I'll give you Do you want the multiples or not?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I regaon Jess would get this without the multiples? Ess,
You're allowed to take the multiples if you want in
the past. No no, no, in the mall in the
past to give it the multiples. I think I'll give
you the.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Multiples multiple Is it a Twin Peaks Mall, B Twin
Pines Mall? See Westfield Twin Pines twin.

Speaker 7 (35:38):
You know it?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
You've done it, Jes, like you would you agree the
bit where so Doc has got the Dolory in it's
inside the back of his panteic truck. He's inside the car,
but he has to wait for Marty to come and
put the door down to get the car out to.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Raid the loner.

Speaker 11 (35:56):
I heard you say that yesterday, and you're right.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
How did they do that? How? How does it?

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I don't understand who shut I know Einstein's a very
smart dog, but there's no way I could have shut
that door on the antic.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oh come on to come on, please, I'm trying to do.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
That's what I live with, jess this is where I live.
Congratulations to you, Jessica.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
You've won the one thousand dollars plus four tickets to
see Back to the Future of the Musical. See Back
to the Future of the Musical live on stage at
the Sydney Lyric Theater. Take a ride back in time
and get your tickets today at Back to the Future
Musical dot com. Doda you jes have a great.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Night out on us.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I can't wait on another Yes, thank you.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Podcast. Weekend Ahead Sunny today looks nice over the weekend?
What are you doing here? You got the cozy on
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
The cosey my eight piece, but down on the beach
you might well wear an eight piece? Were my backless, frontless,
strapless eight piece?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
The eight piece fee with extra giblet. Oh looks somew's
at the door?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
How I there?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
John Patrollers?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Oh wow, it's caushy.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I'm not happy with you. Bugga lug me? No, you
bag of lugs me. What's with all these nonsense impressions?
You know it's just a bit of fun. I thought
you were above all of that. What fun. Don't be
a smarty pants going for cheap things in a bid
to get more ratings.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't think it helps the ratings.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Oh your socks are mista? Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Well are you being told off by Koshi?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Anyway, I've got to go and change those little mere
cat's cage that I'm working with.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Per way, you the same.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Take this piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Hi there, it's doctor, right, Hi there, doctor, Let's have
a look at your butt button.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Good eye. It's Mike Whitney. Hi there, Mike.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
How about a big fee Spaghinni.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
And the old spaghetti factory.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
And it's your Sidney down to watch a convict get flop?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
That says all right, I'll go on the same car.
I've got a big tasmud. I can sit in the back.
It's nice to see those guys.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Okay, you know, for a while there for a number
of years, and I thought you did all those voices.
But hearing them all, seeing them all in the room together,
it dispels that I never hear that again.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (38:20):
You know?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
It's theater of the mind. If I was a magician,
If I was a magician, you'd be standing no, no, say,
they're the rabbits down there. That woman's hasn't been cut
in half anyway, everyone.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Because it's such a slight of ears that you just
gave us.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
You're like a giant cold spoon following me around that management. Right,
it's good to see you road testing new ideas for
the new show next year.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Not all ideas can be winners. Case in point, who
do you do?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
I agree?

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Glad to see that's not.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Going to make it good, although it inspired Today's five
for your flash back Impression songs.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Impression songs Impression songs.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Okay, impression that's weird, Okay, I've got already all right, Well, yeah,
I think I've got one too.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Sounds like you've whooped your axe. That's what it says,
you know, it sounds like you whooped your ax.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Is what you just presented as a category room.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Oh that's not a rabbit, it's not even a real hat.
You're the worst assistant in the world and you're layer
tids on backwards.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Jamacious feast and Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
That's the impression.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I get ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question of time permits. You get all
the questions right, Happy days one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Eloise is in Chroma.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Hello Eloise, Hi, Hi, you sound a little bit nervous waking.

Speaker 11 (40:06):
To be honest, I'm most nervous that I'm about to
have to part at work. I'm going to be reversing
while trying to answer.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
The question do you want to reverse park while we
wait here?

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yes, I'm just gonn to pull over on the side
of the reverse parking under pressure.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Manerly will make small chit chat amongst each other while
you're doing this. Remember when we're on North Ryde and
that promotions lady used to come along and we'd guide
her in as she was base.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
She was like from our studio. We'd phone her because
we could see her out the window and we'd say, no, you.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Can make it, you can make it.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
She was a really good reverse park.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
She was thanks to us. How are you going, Eloise?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
All right, I'm on the side of the road.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
All right, We've got ten questions, Eloise. We've got sixty seconds,
so you're ready.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
You can focus.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
If you don't know the answer, say passed. We might
have time to come back. All right, okay? Question number one?
What number comes after six?

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Adam?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Question two? Dong is the currency used in which country?
Question three? What's the main veggie in sweet potato? Fries seato?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Question four?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
A gander is the name of which male animal? Past
question three. The Kerigans are a family from which Australian
movie past Question six. Agronomy is the study.

Speaker 6 (41:22):
Of what.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Ergonomics Now, agronomy is agriculture.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
W Let's go back.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Don is used in Vietnam and again I think travel
more and maybe you need to go to the farm
because a gander is the name of a male goose.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
And I never got that.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
What about the Karrigan's the family from which Australian movie.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Tell them he's dreaming?

Speaker 3 (41:50):
What's this? Good? Love? Always?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Thank you for playing and I hope you go about
your business card safely.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I just want to say hi to my friend Trish,
Tom and Devine.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Friends Tom and Devon, Well hello to them all. You
g that's a little gang.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
I like the idea of Alois's possible Trish, Tom and
Devon and Eloise.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Anything you'd like to say, Brendan, No, that was I
was waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I wondered something. Five for your flashbag is coming up,
and so impression songs and I have fresh and song.
I have picked the best song in the history of songs.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Okay, well I've got a great song too. We'll see
which one wins when we unleash them. Next podcast, Fight
for your Flashback.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Two songs, Enter one song Leaves Management wrote this morning.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
It's good to see you road testing new ideas for
your new show next year. Not all ideas can be winners, true,
case in point, who do you do?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
It was dreadful.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Glad to see that that's not going to make it?
What's wrong with it?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
It was dreadful?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Are they deaf?

Speaker 11 (43:04):
It's a great pleasure to talk to.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
Radio me.

Speaker 10 (43:12):
I love you, Jenny, get you.

Speaker 11 (43:16):
You're a little dog too.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
You have become young? Radio announces, Mmmm, entertainers, you must.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Its collapse?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Why is not that not coming through to the fruited plants?
Why management did write though?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Although it inspired today's five for your flashback impression song?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
What going with impression songs? Do you want to go first?
All right?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Should I go first?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Maybe you should because my song is going to blow
you alls out of the water'd f to.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Show to you? Okay, your Brad Pitt? Don't impress me?

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Man?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Here it comes to not fline. Know a few guess
who thought they were pretty smart? But you gotta be
in last down. Don't impress me. Guys patronizing?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
And did you see that Tom Carter? You know Tom Cardi?
How do you check your butthole? Tom Cash?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I thought it was a fake AI.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
No, he's doing a collab with TONI.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
That's what I saw.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
What have you got? You know?

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Here we go?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
In nineteen ninety seven, A star to believe? Who would
have believed? In nineteen ninety seven, a.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Scar rock band broke the music scene with a song
that they called The Impression that I Get.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
I give you the mighty mighty boss takes. It's got
big brass, ever close changes close to folks.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
I like this.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Let's impression and what it is. I'm not a coward,
but I've never been tested. How are you going to
go when stuff goes down? Well, let's see what's going
to go down today?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two, or
you can verte on our socials at Jones in Amanda.
What song for you passes the pub test man?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
The match prize too is great, two hundred and fifty
bucks to spend it, Hurricanes, Grill go to it, GEM
five Fear Flashback and we are playing impression songs.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I've gone with this one that don't impresses men Garter.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
She was on point with Brad Pitt. It's still relevant.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
She wrote that song in nineteen ninety eight and it
still has touch points. Brad Pitt's touch points three what
have you got?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
I've gone with the mighty money bus Zones and the
impression that I get It explores the deeper, more somber
themes of empathy, resilience, and mortality.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
You don't know really like scarm music.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I love scarm I thought you didn't like it. I
liked amusing Bill Niders.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah see, I'm raised was madness.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, I like madness. Alex like big brass, I like
double bass, like drums. Give us some like snappy dresses.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Thirteen fifty five, twenty two. We can go to our
socials at Jones and the Manda. Let's see what you
want to hear. Josephine is with us, Hi, Josephine, fight
for your flashback?

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
How are you am?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I vote is for Josie.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
I absolutely loved that song.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
All right, thanks well, sir, Josephine.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Neville's in North Richmond. Fight for your flashback?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Neville, Good morning guys.

Speaker 7 (46:42):
Jones is not a bad song, mate, but Amanda, you
and Shunia are both hot and what your old.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Living room days?

Speaker 11 (46:49):
Jones's not.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
Or not?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I love it. We're doing a zoom.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I wish you were. I wish you were our last call, Neville,
thank you. Scott's with us, Hello, Scott, fight for your flashback.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
I'm going to have to go with Jamesie on this one.

Speaker 8 (47:02):
Unfortunately, Amanda, I do apologize, but in regards to the
impressions Josie, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
If full Pauline hands and I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
You don't like it.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
You're very polite.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
You secretly do no no, no, one's secretly no no,
no no. Well it's pretty clear it's not coming to
the Fruit of Plains.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
But anyway, thirteen fifty five twenty two, or go to
our socials Jones and Amanda and cast your vote. Jonesy
and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Fight for your.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Flashback two songs end to one song leaves management right
this morning. It's good to see you road testing new
ideas for your new show next year.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Not all ideas can be winners. Case in point, who
do you do?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
It was dreadful.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Glad to see that that's not going to make it through.
I disagree with them.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
Come on, it's a great pleasure to talk to people.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
Radio.

Speaker 8 (48:05):
Jones men, I.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Love you, Jenny, get you mate.

Speaker 11 (48:12):
You're a little dog too.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
You have become young Radio announces Mmmm. Entertainers, you must
gold dreadful anyway, Although.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
It inspired today's five few flashback impression songs, I've gone
with the buddy Buddy bus Stones.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
The impression that.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I get, I've gone miss banger Shania Twain.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Let's see what you want to hear today? Raise in
Warrington County.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
What's your flashback?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Ray?

Speaker 8 (48:51):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (48:51):
Guys, good morning Amanda and jame Z loves you, but
your choice of songs disagree with me most of the time.
So Amanda Shania Twain is all yours?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Unreal?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Thank you? Ray? No this time no, he voted for me,
but most of the time I didn't say right now. Oh,
come on. Greg's in Laneka.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Hello, Greg, fight for your flashback?

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Bhi.

Speaker 11 (49:13):
How's it going?

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Look?

Speaker 11 (49:18):
Anything to keep train off the radio?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Memes Jones? He gets, Thank you, Greg. I don't agree
with the sentiment. I love Shania Twain, but each.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
To their own, Each to their own.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Amanda's inn ingle blas for your flashback, Amanda.

Speaker 11 (49:31):
I like Shanaia Twain, but that song is played all
the time.

Speaker 8 (49:35):
It's got to be the mighty Mighty boss time.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
All right, thank you variety there.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Amanda Eve is in Glenfield. Fight for your flashback?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Eve? Good morning, guys, how are we thank you?

Speaker 11 (49:47):
That's good on voting for Amanda.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
All right, short and sweet Eve, thank you very much.
Donald Sutherland back from the grave. Donald in Sutherland is
going to announce our winner. Over to you, Donald, fight
for your flashback. Good morning, John Dy and Amanda. Why
does it have to be me, Amanda? You need a
lasting impression, It's got to be Shania Tway. Well, we've

(50:13):
lost Greg, but we've gained Donald Sutherland.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Everyone. Look at Jonesy's faces like he sucked a lemon.
Let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Well, let's start here and no, double'll hear it in
the next twenty minutes as well when it gets replayed
every fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Twain En share Notion podcast time. Thanks to Miselle, Socks
and Gravies, we have twenty thousand dollars for our favorite
coolie of the year.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
What have we got today?

Speaker 9 (50:45):
What gets my coolies is when the washing machine says
that it has five minutes left to finish the current cycle,
yet fifteen minutes later you're still waiting for the cycle
to finish. Why does it say it's got five minutes
when really it doesn't have five minutes. It's unknown as

(51:05):
to how long it has. That really gets cycle.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
I agree, I've stood for so long in the laundry
is looking at it? What is there one? I think
one minute, I'll wait.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
And don't get me started on the dryer.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
It's the same as the same, Yeah, it is what
you mine doesn't have a timer.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
What is your dry It just does if I feel no, it.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Does its senses when it's done. Whoa rich man's appliance
is Brenda, get onto it.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I'll just to hear the old hills hoist the mangle
when I watched my wife put the stuff out of there.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Take ages to dry out of the bad with the good.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
If you dipped out, you can always contact us by
the iHeart radio.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
App jams seven. Hello there, it's jonesy Amanda.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
You know, jem y Rye has been working harder than
a French security guard, not very and.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
He's come up with this Jen White rice. But I've
got other fish to fry, Amanda.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Top the list of the top five hundred radio broad
past talent. Imagine where Jones you might have come if
you worked in radio.

Speaker 10 (52:13):
Everything you say now to me is just better and
better because you number one top big Cheese Numero Uno
of all radio talent.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
That's right, and I'd like to be treated respectful.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Of course. I don't know where I fit in this list.
It's a good thing. I don't work in radio. It's
a good thing. I have no talent, but look at
you number one.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
No, I'm not good at blowing my own trumpet, but
I'm really Stuart Stewart, can you blow trumpet?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
You blow Amanda's trumpet.

Speaker 8 (52:43):
Congratulations Amanda and Jonesy.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Good morning Stewart, very very sensitive.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Let's not make this awkward.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
The Golden Bachelor started on the Telly this week. You
host Sam Armitage was on the show to talk about it.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
You still get butterflies when you see a man.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
You've got the hospital.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
You know, none of us prepare for getting on. I
look in the mirror now, I think, how did this?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
How did I become forty nine? I still feel like
I'm eighty, and you've still got all things that that stops.
You'd hate to think that when you're that all that
stuff dries up, because where's the fun. I use expressions
like trying.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
The old golden BATCHI had many ladies to choose from,
but they've got to do a lot of spade work, and.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
You've really got a jockey for the Bachelor's how you know.

Speaker 10 (53:38):
It's how competitive and awful, how awful Sonny made herself
available to the Bachelor.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
I know some Korea South Korea, South Korea, not North Korea.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Quick to make that distinction good Korea, not bad Korea.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Good career move.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Will Anderson gave us an insight on the so called
crime wave that's plaguing Melbourne.

Speaker 11 (54:01):
Yeah, I mean it is true.

Speaker 7 (54:03):
You know, I've just think comedians out on there on
the street robbing other comedians, stealing their jokes.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Is going from town to like you're holding down.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
A Tommy little so.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
Yeah, I do think there is a lot of comedy
crimes on the streets in Melbourne at the moment.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
How would Hughesy go? You get robbed by Hughsey?

Speaker 7 (54:20):
What do you got?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Do you think he's holding a chainsaw to? Yeah, snake's alive.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
But if you don't behave yourself.

Speaker 6 (54:34):
I don't know if that impression was an inspiration for
a segment you could feature when you go to the
fruited planes of Drive Time Radio next year.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
So anyway, we want more of your ideas. I came
up with pun hour you wanted to do?

Speaker 8 (54:49):
Do you do?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Let's go back to the dark radio.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Who do you? You only do.

Speaker 10 (54:55):
Doctor right, and neither doctor right passed away.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Koh's not in the public eye anymoice.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
He is just about the you could say to my
just I just indeed, I don't like this a man.

Speaker 10 (55:11):
I'm still doing the ads with those two little massupils.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
See how do I do one that isn't Doctor Wright,
Caushi or Mike Whitney.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Okay, do it? What about.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I'm waiting stand in front of watch Watch.

Speaker 7 (55:33):
Why is it so?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
How old is Julie something? One dred and fifty eight million?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Come on? So we open the phone lines for who
do you do? Troy is with us?

Speaker 8 (55:46):
Hello Troy, it's a great pleasure to talk to and
fro people using radio being judging men, get you.

Speaker 11 (55:56):
You're a little god too.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Time.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
So the witch from Wizard of Ours Hailey over to you.

Speaker 11 (56:04):
Okay, I'm going to do kerm at the front.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
I can't give it to us. If you hadn't even said.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
It, I seriously wouldn't have guessed.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
I'm going to do the term at the frog. Hello,
I'm Kermit the Frog.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
That's quite different.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
And Robert Erwin has set the dance floor on fire
on Dancing with the Stars. People can't help but compare
Jonesy's time on the Dancing show not with Robert but
someone else.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Robert does a whole of dancing solo, meaning meaning he
doesn't have to hold cling onto his partner. She was
turning herself inside out to gurn around you, to say.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Look at it, look over here, look over here. This
was the dance where you had to do bits on
your own. Here we go. You did win nearly.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
You know what the hell that was too far since
you actually got progressively, Benjamin Button, The dance world.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
In all that dancing sure does stink. This has been
jen wy Rise Jibber Jabba.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Recalling Facebook friend when's two andred fifty dollars a spent
it Hurricanes grill. You can celebrate Melbourne Cup there with
lots of bits and pieces.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
It's Friday fight for your flashback Today it was songs
about impressions.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Shania Twain with this.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
I was disappointed that my one, the mighty Buddy Boss
Platoons the impression that I get didn't get up.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Scott from Hazelbrook voted for you, but he wasn't sure
about your impressions.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
Results of the impressions jet It.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Is that him doing an impression of Pauline Hanson or
did he just say those.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
There? And genius of Scott is that he's actually just
dead pan. Do you see how that works?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
This is your Breens.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Friday too. That is enough, is Brenius. The weekend is here,
enjoy it and be safe.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Coming up next, Hego has arrived twenty thousand dollars or
a once in a lifetime holiday with Jimmy Barnes in Bali.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Hey, Jimmy and Jane are on our show.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Next, we've got a new cookbook out.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Remember the last one? I loved it.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
I want them to make that sausage past that they
made for us. Well, no, they've got a new one.
Can we get them to cook some stuff or to
kill them to cook some stuff for us?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
We're back tonight for germination.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yes, we will see you at six o'clock tonight. Look
after yourself, a man to be safe.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Oh I'm going to be going home with a Breenius brain.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I feel like good day to you. Well, thank god,
that's over.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Good bite, good bite, wipe the.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Catch.

Speaker 6 (58:54):
Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart App or wherever
you get your podcasts

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio app.