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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
what a podcast this is.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Craig Lounds is doing his last year driving with one
team in the bat this one thousand, but he'd be
back next to with another team.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Is that right? That's exactly right, That's exactly right. It's
always exactly right. That's exactly right.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Man.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's always good to catch up with Craig Lands. Also,
we're talking about Zender Williams. This is Robin Williams's daughter.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
She has said, please stop sending me ais of my father,
or stop making them as well. She said, this cheap
TikTok stuff, this technology is making it so people are
doing lots of dead aiyes, and she said, people who've
passed away. Give them the dignity of their own legacy,
their own You do not need to muck around with this.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
What do you think will pay.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Our breaths of feelings? Are we that we're sending that
to her and thinking that that would be.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Good, thinking that she'd liked to see her father in
other situations, that he wasn't actually in.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Fight for your flashback today, it was all about joking
songs and my mom was great.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Her is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
To fight for your flashback gets my goolies and Jemi
Rise Jubi Chappa.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. The
legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Congratulations, man, we're there any right now.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
But your selfie.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
Good radio.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Sorry, but it's a tongue tongue twist set an idiot.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Amanda, We're on there, top of the money.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
To you man, how are you today?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I'm well and how are you?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I am well as well. It was pink Sky at
night last.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Night, Shepherd's Delight last night.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Light yeah, and now beautiful morning in Cidney Town.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
It looks gorgeous. Is going to be warm this weekend,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I like our chats, Brenda.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
We'reing the information business.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
That's what we do.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
This is the information we're giving you is it's going
to be warm this week. We can next week.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I think it goes back to twenty one, twenty two,
but this weekend like thirty nine thirty degrees.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Great, Yeah, that's information. Brendan get used to.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
How did you go filming the Piano yesterday? Can I
talk about that? No?

Speaker 5 (02:44):
No, no, no, because I don't know what I'm allowed
to say other than season two?

Speaker 7 (02:47):
Where were you at?

Speaker 5 (02:48):
No, I'm done.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
You can say where you were at?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
No? No, no, it's not my place to say these things.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Wasn't your pleasure the person that has the show? Yeah?
But I like to on you're the star of the show.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
We'll go to wear next year and we'll be part
of When that's unveiled, I will say you won the
secret of you know, yeah, the secret secret stuff you.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Weren't like filming at the brewery again.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Leave you a film for that. No, we haven't filmed
it a brewery. Guess what today, though, Guess what?

Speaker 9 (03:14):
What?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
What? What? What?

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Everyone's a winner today?

Speaker 10 (03:17):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Every person who makes it to her today gets a
copy of our new book, jem Pump Up the Jam
twenty years of Jones and Amanda. This is thanks to
book Topia. This book is filled with the history of
our show, Will you and I sat down and spoke
a lot about the funny incidents, the sad incidents.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
The real incident, and there's some read along with audio bits.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
This is the thing and also those.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Golden books from days gone by.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
There's a QR code on a couple of the chapters
and so you can hear us talking about actually talking
about the book.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
So it's interactive.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
This QR code's got a bad name after COVID, but
I think all that is forgiven now.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, this is a good And also this isn't a
bad QR code where you have to auder your food
at the.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Table and give them all your data. This isn't that.
This is a good QR code.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Do we have it right? This is some sort of
sound effect for our book.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
So if I was to say, everyone's a what do
we get there?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
What's the jelmatack?

Speaker 11 (04:14):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
We've got the sound of a QR code.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
We'll work on.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Do we have the sound of a pulitzer prise announcement.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Also on the show today, Craigunde to join his batist
is on this weekend He's last drive with the Triple
eight race team looking forward to catching on with Landsy.
We've spoken to me pretty much every year since nineteen
ninety four.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Well, I mean, imagine being that good for that long.
That's what he's saying about us.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything until
we do the Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Don't forget. Everyone who makes it to we gets a
copy of our book. His question one, what do you
call a baby kangaroo?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Gam Nation, Lo and behold the Magnificent Seven Seven Questions.
Get me all the way and answer all seven questions correctly.
If you do that, a matter will say.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
I will say. Every call makes it to it, it
gets a copy of Pump Up the Jam. I'm going
to play this every time. I like care.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Simon's in Miranda.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Hello, Simon, Hey, Hey guys, Simon, Hey, you're getting someone
else do it? Question number one, Simon, what do you
call a baby Kangaroo's.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Joey The new mockumentary The Paper is a spin off
of which popular comedy.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm enjoying it at the moment.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
It's good. Yes. So dunder Mifflin has.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Moved out of the building and they've gone over to Toledo.
And it's quite interesting. They've got you know, have Donder
Mifflin were Paper, there's all these other because of downsizing,
they've whapped everything together. So they've got toilet paper division
and then newspaper division all in the one building.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Okay, and it's funny, it works funny.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I like it. I'm enjoying it all right.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Question number three, were up to series sings?

Speaker 10 (06:06):
Here?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Simon, I'll give you a clue. She's not singing pump
up the jam? But what song is serious? Singing? Has
to a lastate for me? Dancing Asia and need tedish
for nine one nine six loft Balance of I Victim
more ritzant, Wow, what a giveaway? Do you know the
song ninety one balloons?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Ninety nine?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
What sort of balloon song?

Speaker 11 (06:31):
Oh read balloon?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, the red balloons, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
How old was Leonardo DiCaprio when he started in Titanic?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Was he a twenty one B twenty two or C
twenty three.

Speaker 11 (06:49):
Twenty two?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
It was twenty two DiCaprio, Simon, you're just trying to
stop other people getting books pumped the gem. I just
want to hear that more. Question five, This is a
true or false the Caesar salad is named after the
Roman Emperor Julius Caesar. True sign I jinxed.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
You and there we have it. The Magnificent Seven. We're
up to question number five.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Caesar salad is named after the Roman Emperor Julius Caesar
or false?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Jay Sam Podcast The Magnificent Seven. We're up to.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Question number five. It's going to Robert in Pacus before
we go any further. Robert, you are now the proud
owner of a brand new copy of our book.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Pump up the jam Jam Robert, you are welcome. That's
thanks to book Topio, where you can get the book.
Here's question nuper five. True or false? The Caesar salad
is named after the Roman Emperor Julius Caesar.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
It is false.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
It is false.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
The Caesar salad is named after its inventor, Caesar Cardini,
an Italian immigrant.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Around a restaurant in Mexico. What about the procedure the
Caesarean section?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Is that why it came to fruition?

Speaker 5 (07:58):
I don't know, but you don't want to see that
in a restaurant in Mexico either.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Fill in the missing names of who was the Prime
minister from nineteen ninety one to nineteen.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Here we go to twenty eighteen.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
I'm going to give you the listeners. One missing, there's
one missing. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Here to go?

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Robert listening? We're working backwards to forwards, Keating, Howard, Rudd, Blank, Rudd, Abbott, Turnbull.
Who's missing? It's Julia Gillard.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
A woman always gets cut out, doesn't she. I liked
when Julia Giller was our prime minister. She brought us
a cheese.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
I think you've got a bum steer.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
I think she did too. Question seven, w w E
Crown Jewel is taking place this weekend? Which state is
w w E Crown Jewel or it's Crown Jewel. This
is the big wrestling thing. What state is it happening in? Yeah,
it's quick Robert, the big event that's happening. It's been

(08:57):
on the news.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Okay, what did he say?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I don't know? Ryan?

Speaker 8 (09:04):
Two?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
He is he Canley Ho Hi?

Speaker 12 (09:05):
Two?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (09:07):
I'm good?

Speaker 10 (09:07):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
How are you good?

Speaker 5 (09:08):
To this song? And you bought a jam? I came
up with that title, Pump up the Jam twenty years
of Jonesy in the moment.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I came up with that, I did. I came up
with that.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
I did excuse me?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I did? You and I are indivisible.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Oh so my ideas are yours?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah? Exactly.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
This is why I have to come into work two
with two small pistols strapped to the side of my
head so Jonesy doesn't steal my thoughts.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
You very well come in.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
With Johnny Depp, hamber herds, dogs, pistol and boo strapped
to my head.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
You should be deported.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
W w E's Crown Jewel is taking place this weekend
in which state.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Race State of Western Australia.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Congratulations to you, to he, You've won the jam pack
two hundred dollars to spend a baby is to Dessert
Bar Well Famous desserts and babies to Paramatta and bride
and sands.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
A family pasted a Featherdale.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Farm save twenty five percent off these school holidays at
Featherdale Wildlife Park.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
And Jonesy demanded character jeers for the colored and some
standard pencils to eat.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Awesome, that's cool, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
That's a cool man.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 7 (10:12):
What are you?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
This has like a bit of a beat by.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Gold toey, She's allowed to be whatever she likes to be.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
You got some bongos there toy.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
No no, But I've got a little guitar. What are
they called ukle? Yeah, I've got two bongos trapped to
the side of my head. So Jonesie is still my musicality.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Check out Amanda's Bongos.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast. I enjoyed Brenda working with Flowers Idiots.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Coming through the jermanac Appic book with musical facts on
this day. In nineteen ninety five, No Doubt released Just
a Girl That It was written by Gwen Stefani after
her brother Eric, who was the primary songwriter of the band,
left the band. Just a Girl stemmed from Gwen's frustration
because her dad was hard on.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Her while Eric got a free raid.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
Oh yeah, but he didn't have to do the washing
up or anything.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Gwen went on to say she previously said I wanted
I wouldn't trade being female for anything, but the guys
don't understand what a burden it can be.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Sometimes. Tell me sister here, Uh, well, she's luckily.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
She's mom of three boys these days, and just last
week she dedicated a birthday birthday post to.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Her middle son, Zuma. Zuma is a country singer. Did
you know that?

Speaker 10 (11:35):
Well?

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Gwen's husband Gavin Rostau from Bush No No No. Her
current husband, Blake Sheldon, is a country singer.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
What happened to Gavin Rostow?

Speaker 5 (11:44):
They broke up years ago?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
My god, get my new idea.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Oh that's a very old idea.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Let's have a listener. Zooma, Oh.

Speaker 13 (11:55):
What the hell we fun for on your friend Bush
being from bag God name Americans.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Mccool's back by.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
The time she wait, Heathway, Thank you Zuma.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
He's got a lot of country tropes.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, thank you Zooma. Now that's Zuoma. That's good.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Come inside now and close that screen.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Someone gets someone get the hook anyway, Let's go back
to nineteen ninety five and rocket with no doubt.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Gem Nations, Well, it's time to rev the engines this weekend,
about this one thousand makes its return. It's a big
one for champion Craiglounds after twenty one years. He's taking
his final lap with his current team Triple eight Race Engineering,
but far from the end for him. Next year he's
moving to Team eighteen, continuing to race in the Super

(12:49):
Cheap Auto wild Card and he joins us now, Craig, Hello.

Speaker 9 (12:53):
Good morning, how are you going great?

Speaker 3 (12:55):
This is like a yearly chat with us.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I think I've spoken to you from when you first
debuted all those years ago, when you went from Holden
to Ford, and now this feels like we've had this
like highland or existence in our relationship over these year years.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
Look, it has been I think the interesting thing is
that I've been around for such a long time. So yeah, Look,
it's been a great journey. It's something that's as you mentioned,
like at the end of a chapter for me in
the sense of Triple eight, I've been with him now
for two decades and even in that I've gone from
forward to back to Holden. So it's been a great journey,

(13:30):
as I said, And you know, this weekend the last
time I actually get to drive a Triple eight car,
which is a little bit sad in one regards, but
hopefully we can finish that chapter off with a great result.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
You've done this ray so often. But are the nerves
the same every year?

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (13:43):
Absolutely, I think if you look get those butterflies, where
you look at those nerves at the beginning, or even
even today, like yesterday it was wet, today is much
nicer and we got to you know, build up. That's
The whole thing is when we get through these practice
sessions and then going into qualifying, and then of course
you get to Sunday, the actual start of the race,
and the nerves will be there. If you didn't have them,

(14:06):
I think you need to retire, Like Mark Scafe.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, what's your favorite part of the track?

Speaker 9 (14:11):
Every part of this track. I did a track walk
earlier in the week and it's and again, it doesn't
matter how many times you come here, you still walk
around it. You're still amazed by how the altitude, like
the uphill side of it coming out of turn too.
And then you go across the top of the mountain
the skyline, then from skyline down the forest elbow, there's
just the elevation changes like huge, and you know, it's

(14:34):
just an incredible circuit.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
And you appreciate how steep the dipper is when you
go when you walk through it, you go to do
this thing steep.

Speaker 9 (14:42):
Oh absolutely, yeah. And it's one of those things that
when you go around that right hand before the dipper,
you actually got to turn it in early because you
got to remember them. When you actually turn it in,
you actually then sort of fall across to the right
when you drop down through the dipper, and so all
those little things you've got to remember every time you
do a lap around here. But it is, I said,

(15:02):
every little part of it. Once you get the Forest Elbow,
you can actually take a breath because you've done all
the hard part across the top. There is no room
for error. If you make a mistake across the top,
you make friends with a concrete wall. So when every
time you get to Forrest Elbow, it's like a all right,
I've done that lap, let's do another.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
That's what happened with Dick Johnson.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Remember that time you had that massive crash at Forrest Elbow.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, he did.

Speaker 9 (15:24):
He sort of come out of it, clipped the right
hand concrete wall, it broke the suspension and it put
him down into the trees. And that's famous. Like that's
one of those iconic moments where you talk about and
you look back on, and there's been a lot of
them over the years that we've been here, and for
me to even because I was growing up watching it,
wanting to be part of this event, even watching that,
so it does. It's got its own stories every year.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Speaking of stories, Craig, this weekend you're racing with young
gun Zach Bates. His mother Ali Drol was a friend
and colleague of just passed away last week. He's doing
a beautiful tribute for her.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
When we were at the Bend three four weeks ago,
we knew that she was ill and you could see
it on his face and Ricky's dad, Eli's husband was
with him at the Bend. But obviously, yeah, as you said,
passing of his mum, he's got a beautiful sticker on
the car and a tribute to her.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
People.

Speaker 9 (16:20):
If you haven't seen it, it's a photo of Zach
in the middle of his mom and dad and yeah, look,
it's going to be like this is one of the
probably the toughest years for me as being I suppose
a mentor to the young guys coming through with this program,
because he come here with obviously a heavy heart. But
as I said to him, we've spoken a lot, and
as we get through these next couple of days, I'll

(16:40):
keep talking to him. But she's here in spirit with him,
and he's determined, you know, he wants to make sure
he sends I suppose what he was hoping she would
see off in a positive way and a great result.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
There's a lot to cheer for with you guys this weekend.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
And as I said, mate, you're doing it for Alie.
She was such a good friend of ours. And I've
got a bit emotional. Yeah, and he'd be But Graig,
good luck, good luck on the track. Okay, Yeah, thank
you very much.

Speaker 9 (17:07):
I'm looking forward to I think, but we always say
that the mountain chooses, and hopefully it chooses us this year.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
All right, Craig, thank you so much. We appreciate your time.

Speaker 9 (17:15):
No, thanks, guys, thank you.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Jonesy Podcast, Let's get on down to the Jonesy the
Man Aroundswer the pub Test. We're just talking about Zelda Williams.
This is the daughter of the late actor and comedian
Robin with Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
She's spoken out against AI generated content featuring her father
and people send it to her. She's not saying don't
send it to me. She's saying, let's stop making it.
She said, stop believing that I want to see this,
or that I understand it, or that I'd like it.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
She said, it's dumb. It's a waste of time and energy.
It's not what he would want to watch. The legacy
of real people being condensed down to this vaguely looks
and sounds like them. Is not enough. It's maddening.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
It's TikTok slop puppeteering. This is the thing is this
technology gets cheaper and more people have access to it.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Have you seen all those ones? And you can see
Stephen Hawking on a skating raute, you can see, but
the ones that mimic heaven and there's Princess Diana and
Martin Luther King next to Bob Marley. Let's call it
dead AI. Do you think it's appropriate?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Can I play Devil's advocate?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
In the old days, they used to do pictures of
all those pictures that you know, for some reason, gangster
seem to like the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. You got
Elvis Presley and Marilyn Munny airbrushed all that in that dime.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
They were paintings or photographs.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
But there's still that's AI is just.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
That is true?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
But aim saying that I wouldn't send any of this too.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
She's not saying don't send it to me. She's saying,
don't make it.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Well, that's like what you stop doing art.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
But people, this isn't art. This is what she's saying.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
This isn't easy to do. You can't just go and
do it.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
No, this day, these days, it is so much easier.
You do not have to be a crafts person to
do this. But also this imagery can trick people. I mean,
if you're a dead person, that's different. But you know,
lots of people have been used in advertising or just
in situations where they haven't been celebrities. It's fake, it's
deep fake AI. But this dead AI, I think it's creepy.

(19:16):
It's hard enough when your photo memories pop up an
image of someone you've lost or someone who's changed.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Did you see digital Jenna put up you and I
hugging our younger selves.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
I think it's creepy. I think it's creepy. You look
weird hugging a kid? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
A little kid? That's me?

Speaker 5 (19:37):
But this is the thing Jenna can now, you can
do anything. She's a digital genius. But having said that,
she has the technology to do it. Anyone can get
the technology to.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
Do this stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
What do you think dead AI does it past the publicist.
We've had holograms singing backing the songs and things like that.
At least you know that's fake and I think that's
weird too. But this realistic dead eye imagery, what do
you think of it?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Does it past the pub test?

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Jem jam Nation.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
And Amanda with great sadness that I announced this, No.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Pump up a jam twenty years of Jonesy and Amanda?

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Can you believe?

Speaker 8 (20:18):
In?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
The book is out and everyone's a winner today the
jam excuse to do this.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Everyone who makes it to we today, everyone who makes
it to wear it gets a copy of our book today.
The books available at book Topia, Australia's home of books.
And what we've done is we've done something a little
bit different.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
There are QR codes on a couple of the pages,
and what that means is you can actually hear us fighting.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
You can hear underwater fight.

Speaker 14 (20:43):
Is there a sealed section, no picture of seals, no section,
no Brendan, there's no there's no Dolly doctor, hon Dolly doctor.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
And there's no big and bouncy section for you either,
None of that.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
No wonder we're giving it away.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's a fantastic book that covers all all that's happening
in our twenty years, the people we've met, the stupid
stuff that's happened, the things that have moved us the
parts of our lives. So much of our lives have
well funnily enough, taken place in the last twenty years,
like accidents, hip replacement, children coming and moving out of home,
and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
And everyone's a winner. Today.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Everyone gets a copy of that book. So the pub test,
which that's right, and I understand, I like it.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
Do it, Ryan, do it the pub test?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Still get a pubstice we have we passed technotronic for
the permission to use that soul.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Don't shut me down, man.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Well you're the one that's going to have to pay
for it. That have come out of your share of
the sales of the book. Even indeed we actually say
any copies because we're giving it all away.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Anyway, everyone is a winner and that's coming up next yo,
with the pub test?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Did I AI? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Podcast?

Speaker 11 (22:06):
When God.

Speaker 13 (22:09):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Your windows, stick your head on a yell all down
to the jonesy no matter around.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
So the pub test today, dead AI? Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Selda Williams, who's the daughter of the late actor and
comedian Robin Williams, has spoken out against AI generated content
featuring her father he passed away in twenty fourteen. She said, A,
don't send this stuff to me, but B don't make it.
She said, it's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy.
It's not what my dad would want to watch the
legacies of real people be condensed down to this vaguely
looks and sounds like them. So that's enough, just so

(22:47):
people can check out horrible TikTok stop us, horrible TikTok slot.
Puppeteering them is maddening. She's saying, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Years ago, there was a satirical magazine called Punch, and
this is the nineteen hundreds, and they said the same
thing about people doing a statirical cartoons about poul Titians
and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Is this the same thing, No, because this looks like them.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
This is them moving.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
It's like saying, if your father had lived, is how
he'd look. Now, Yes, that's inapppropriate.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
But then you see stuff like Stephen Hawking in w
w WEE Wrestley.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah, these hilarious memes.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
And when you're just jumping off the top of a
cage on another wrestler in.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
His wheelchair, how does his family he's a real person
with a real legacy. How do you feel dead Ai?
Does it past the pub test?

Speaker 9 (23:38):
I find it disrespectful anyone that had any impact on
society putting him into an AI situation like that, It's disrespectful.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
So yeah, I'm against it dead Ai shuch I.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Look, technology is great.

Speaker 9 (23:52):
At the beginning of anything.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Everyone gets amazed with.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
It all, and then it just gets overdone and then it.

Speaker 10 (23:57):
Gets creepye with that at all.

Speaker 11 (24:02):
I'd be absolutely mortified if a boat of my father
showed up.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
Why can't we just leave memories the way memories are
socially in the past. Not only does it frustrate me,
it absolutely is so fault.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
So I I is a no no go. I believe
it does pass as long as the disclaimer clearly stating
that it is fake and AI.

Speaker 11 (24:22):
Produced before the video musically on an.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Image always right. Whenever I see something, I say, is
it cake?

Speaker 5 (24:30):
You said that for your wedding photos?

Speaker 11 (24:31):
Is it cake?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Jem sacous And you know, we straddle a lot of
platforms and it's a lot to keep up with. That's
why we have our social media dipstick Digital Jenna Ni
missus Jenna and she loves cats Snapchat, she's a social
media girl.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
To call her, that's a mediodist.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
See what you did there?

Speaker 5 (24:55):
So, Jenna, what has touched a nerve this week on
your socials?

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Yeah, well, it's actually been two weeks since we were here,
so a lot has happened in the two weeks. We've
seen a mixed response to Taylor Swift's new album, The
Life of a Show.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Well, you're a Swifty did you take it personally?

Speaker 8 (25:11):
Well? To be honest, I was a bit disappointed with
the album, but I still love her and I will
still continue to listen to it and other Swifties have
felt the same as well. So that's been very mixed.
But the biggest story actually involves us. So during our
break there was news that Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman
had divorced, and back in September last year, we actually

(25:35):
had Keith in for a chat.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
And you know, so it makes me so uncomfortable, and like.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
Normally, our interviews with Keith are fun and you know,
casual and laid back, and he's always willing to talk
about Nicole. It's always fun, but this one was a
bit different. Anyway, before we get into that, this video
that I decided to upload. Has reached over fifty million
views across.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
So fifty millions around the world, around around the world.

Speaker 8 (26:03):
So it's been picked up by some really huge media outlets.
We've had Shameless Podcast, People, Magazine, Hello, Magazine, Page six,
Just Jared and even better, it's reach an even bigger
visual audience on Entertainment Tonight and The Nerve with Maureen Callahan.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
And what are they all saying? Oh, we'll say.

Speaker 15 (26:24):
Keith Urban's awkward answers to questions about now ex Nicole
Kidman going viral as fans resurfaced that interview on Australian
Radio's Jonesy and Amanda. The singer seemingly knew his love
story was over at the time of the taping.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (26:41):
So that was Entertainment tonight. And then we have The
Nerve with Maureen Callahan.

Speaker 12 (26:46):
So we are going to watch and listen to Keith
on Australia's Goald one oh one point seven. It's the
Jonesy and Amanda show from September twenty twenty four, so
this is over one year ago. And when she is
brought up, When Nicole is brought up, Keith looks visibly
visibly uncomfortable as listen and if this is the host

(27:10):
Amanda who's speaking here, she is running rough shod over
all of the signals that Keith.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
I mean, these are like nine one one signals Keith.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Is giving you. It's true. At the time, I remember thinking,
stop talking.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Well, you're about to hear the clip. But let me
say what I was trying to do. I wasn't trying
to run Russia women.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
What I was trying to do was it was an
awkward moment, and he would yeah, whatever I was thinking,
if you just answer the question and say, yeah, isn't
it interesting, then we can move on. But there were
just giant gaps. I just wanted to get to the
end so we could move on.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I wish we had the clinchometer on for my body bide,
because it.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Was here it is.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
She's speaking of your amazing love story with Nicole. You
met it good day Australia.

Speaker 8 (27:52):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 10 (27:52):
Called?

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Good Ala? If you hadn't both been there that day,
would your paths somewhere have inevitably crossed? Or maybe this
incredible life story wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I think it would.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, do you believe in fate? What do you think
it's too Australians it would have happened.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
No idea.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
It's awkward, Joe.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
I just often think that if you weren't at that event,
maybe you don't have the same friendship group. It may
never have happened.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Anyway, you must shine a light in his line.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
In my defense here, he and Nicole have spoken about
and I'm a big fan of both of them. I've
spoken about their relationship a lot. He writes songs about Nicole,
he talks about her on a lot of programs and
on our program previously. So it wasn't out of line
to embark on that question. And he just left us hanging.
This is radio, those awkward silences. I was trying to

(28:51):
get him to give us a sentence and then we
can move on.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
True he used to kiss her on the red carpet.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
Well, Actually a lot of the comments were actually in
support if you, Amanda, with many not appreciating the way
that Keith responded to your comments, and then others being
like Joins.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
He sounded dune with his trying to wrap.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
You could have moved it along, you didn't.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I should have said he doesn't want to talk about
his missile I should have said.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
That, and I said, well, he's commodified the miss, so
so here we are.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
On another note, Our Robert Irwin and Jonesy Dancing with
the Stars comparison video is.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Also lent geometer very well.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
So this week you.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Both danced the charterer. So I decided to well, it
was so how many years ago was it for Jones?
He didn't do it this week.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
It feels like yesterday, It was like ten years ago,
something like that.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
So I decided to put a poll on our So
she was asking who did better, and unsurprisingly, sixty nine
percent of people said Robert, but there was some that
said Jones. But I think out of sympathy they felt
sorry for you.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
That was my best dance.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
Well, a lot of people said that you stuck to
the chart are style more than Robert?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Wow, scarily it was my first dancer.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
What no, because Marie said, you're looking stiff as a board.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
But so an improvement from Jonesy.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
That was my first one.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
So many says you've improved.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Now I got worse because you practice And all I
did was practice the first one and the rest of them.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
And I didn't expect to stay for as long as I.

Speaker 8 (30:23):
Did well since so since this segment started. Actually, as
you know, our online audience continues to grow and people
are still not realizing that Jonesy looks the way.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
He does so meaning in a positive way.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
Susie actually direct message to us and said confession. For
quite a few years, I thought Jonesy was Fitzy from
Nova FM. Oh when I would hear Jonesy's dulcet tones
and motorbike talk over the airwaves, it would match Fitzi's
visual aesthetic.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
So people think jones is more handsome than they pictured.
I can't tell whether they're saying they're disappointed or not Fitzy.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
You know, it's not all about me on this It
seems to.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Be Yeah, it seems to be can the dancing end,
and then others are just like, oh.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
He's weird. We can candicate this stuff, you know, Well
that's the truth.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
You want the.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, you think I pepper people with questions, roll the Ryan.
I think we just defended fitz.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Now why don't you pepper him with questions?

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Tell us about your wife, Fitzi, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
We only have nine weeks of this show. The Jonesy
amount of breakfast show as we know it.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
At breakfast we are moving to what do you call them?
The fruited plane?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Fruited planes, look at them over there.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
You're doing a drive show next year. That means we'll
be on air from three in the afternoon to six.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
I've worked in drive radio before. It's a sweet, sweet time.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
I'm looking forward to us.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
We try to work out what you guys would like
to hear in that show, because we're going to drag
you all kicking, kicking, kicking. I leave my g's behind
kicking and screaming into the drive show.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
We did have the tribal drama, and we had ideas
from people that we should I let us know what
you'd like this terrible one pun hour, But that wasn't
from me.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
I suggested that it was you my this is how go.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
People would would call up and just give me a topic.
I'll have to come up with a pun for it
that I could do three hours on that.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
What about terrible ratings? Next?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I had love song Desecrations, which I kind of like,
So you don't like someone, you put a disc song
on you like that one?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Tell us about your day?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
That was from Garth cover Hour Plain covers.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Solve the first world problems? What I live with? That's good?
Dobbin a dummy, dummy driver? What's for dinner? Laughter is
the best medicine.

Speaker 14 (32:52):
You you didn't want to do that, so we're offensive jokes,
short offensive job.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
What we thought we'd do is we put all of
those ideas onto well numbered balloons.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
There was no wi about this is you, and we.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Stuck them on a coat with for you, and I
threw darts at you to see which of those segments
we would trial run.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
And this is how it went.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
You shoulder, well.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Don't dodge, don't dodge away? Okay, what number was it?
Number two? Of course I was going to hit a
number two?

Speaker 8 (33:28):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (33:28):
All right?

Speaker 5 (33:29):
That's laughter is the best.

Speaker 9 (33:32):
Brilliant short jokes?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Non offensive, Yeah, brilliant? Would you call it that because
the jokes were dreadful?

Speaker 11 (33:41):
So what did the chicken save when it saw a
letters in the middle of the road.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Chicken sees the salad? What did the catholic rate shake
to the car? Look away?

Speaker 11 (33:49):
I'm changing the restaurants as they've opened up on the moon.
Great food, but no atmosphere.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
This old couple we go the doctors and the old
dudes a bit harder hearing. So the doctor says, well,
I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a
bloodshedd and she says, give him your underpants.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Is all on that anyway, I'm just saying to you.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
We didn't say that there have to be jokes we've
never heard before.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
And you know every joke you speak punchline, but lots
of people hadn't heard those jokes before.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
You were such a curmudgeon.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
So what are we going to do next week for
getting these ideas?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
At least we do know litmus test wise that that
is not coming through to the fruited planes.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Maybe punt hour still has legs, So we.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Do the believe walk there man, Maybe next week, maybe
next week we can And that's me ignoring it.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Maybe let's run with it.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Maybe maybe next week we can do it again and
people can suggest better ideas.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
All right, but there are some good ideas. I do
like what I live with. That's a great lie.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I like tell us about your day.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Well, well, let's just put on a back burner. We'll
do that tomorrow, okay. You know, I like to see
come through with us to next year, to the fruited planes.
Fight for your flashback? Yeah, well, I know people musically
around here at the radio station, the people control the
music don't like fight for your flashback, because what happens
is I pick a great This is the first time
that radio DJ's actually pick a song that's not programmed,

(35:10):
and we just put it in where we feel.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
So I don't know how that's gonna go. Next to you,
Tin tag wise, I.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Don't think you can just put it in where you feel.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Brendan Well, speaking of five for your flashback, about that
category reveal is coming up next.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
It's thirteenth eight on Gold Jonesy should podcast. Our category
reveal is here.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Oh it's Tim the slightly aggressive weather man. Get our
little fellow Samy mcgamy. It's gonna be hard.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
It's gonna be as hard as old missus mcbot's byte.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Oh Tim, I'm so glad you're here. Now you can
tell us all about the weather.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I'll just get the local quality.

Speaker 11 (35:46):
Is it here?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Hey, guys?

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Come on, come on, come on you guys, Come on, Hi.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Guys, just get the bell gal of rotarians in. Hi, guys,
all of this hang on, hay on, I've got a
little mass serpial in I'm gonna feeder a kangaroo leg.
He goes, Hey, guys, cause me us. We'll just run
into the studio trying to crash. We went across.

Speaker 16 (36:10):
I still haven't mentioned anything about the it's the weather
we need to know to be it's going to be.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
How exhausting. I got everything I needed from that management rights.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
We're happy to hear that laughter is the best medicines
coming across to your new show.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
No, no, no, no. I want to see them yesterday
and I played them the jokes and their sides.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
So you are a big smooch your bought by.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah, yeah, it's contract time and anyway deal, I'm still
working on it. And I smooched some botot and I
said this segment is going to be amazing, and they agreed.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Today's five few flashback songs about joking play well the management.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
The silence is great.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Eight.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
I'm just pondering.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
I can smell it from here. Jonesy and Amanda podcast instance.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Amanda's right on ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time permits. You get
all the questions right one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
We'll ask you then if you want to double your
money two thousand bucks, but it's double or nothing with
a bonus question.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Kylie's in Helensburg.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Hello, Kylie, Hello, how are you very well? Let's see
we get Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Every caller who makes it through today gets a copy
of ournue book Pump Up the Jam twenties of Jones
and Amanda Fabulous.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Thank you fabulous as an excuse to play pers the gym.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
We're trying to sell these books. I'll give them more.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Well, look today everyone's a winner.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
I got kids and wife to feed, kids and wife
to feed. We've got ten questions you money man thrown
way around everywhere?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Okay, ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed, Kylie.
We might have time to come back.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
All right, here we go. Question number one? In which
month is Halloween?

Speaker 9 (38:22):
October?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Question two? Finish this laughter is the best medicine? Question three?
Which fast food restaurant is famous for? The Big Mac Maconalds?
Question four? What does cis in your mean? In Spanish?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
And pas?

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Question five? Who played the lead role in Gladiator?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Pass?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Question six d X Skin and Trojan are brands of what?
Question seven? Craiglounds is famous for which sport?

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Question eight? What state is the big prawn? In question nine?
What's the front of a boat called the port?

Speaker 7 (39:13):
So many?

Speaker 5 (39:15):
The bow?

Speaker 3 (39:15):
It's about I'm not going on a bow with you
too anytime soon? And then I knew it was Russell
Russell Russell.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Do you know if someone says see signor what are
they saying?

Speaker 12 (39:29):
Goodbye?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
No, it's yes, sir, Yes sir? And you ex Skin
and Trojan you know of condom?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Oh no, I didn't know that. And Craig were you
going to say? They were cras? Don't put it down there?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Close shave and Craig LOWNDS is famous for which sport?
Was motor racing? About this one thousands this weekend?

Speaker 8 (39:51):
Do you know that?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Kylie? Which?

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Yeah, Kylie, thank you got anywhere m and you got
to look that again? Thanks guys, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Kylie carried a bat coming up next.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Songs about joking. That's what we've been given by management
for your flashback.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
Fight for your flashback two songs.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
End of one song leaves management rode this morning.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
We're happy to hear that laughter is the best medicine
is coming across to your new.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Show ratings ratings gold as we say, I just feel
that what I.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Just feel, you know, I don't think your fingerprints all
over this.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I don't think they've heard it.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Wait till they hear pun hour.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, I know, but I think, because you know what
it is, they're obsessed with Kyle and Jackie oh here,
so they don't have any idea what we do. I
feel that you've gone up there and you've said I've
got this great idea, and they're going, yeah, whatever. The
girlie down there seems to like it, and now we're
going to go ahead with it.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Excuse me, miss Gurley down there.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Today's five few flashbacks songs about joking play well the management.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Do you want to go first?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
I've gone with a banger. I give you wolf Mother,
the Joker and the thing.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
I'm sorry about the joke, even the knife it rocks
it walks. I've got with a with an oldie, but
of brillianty.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
That's some brilliant. He isn't a word, but I think
you're gonna like it. I've gone with Steve Millerban and
the Joker.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Some people call me Little Space Cowboy.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Song called me the Gangster Love. I'm a joker, I'm
a smoker talk.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
It's interesting about this song.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
It's a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
They said, he's written a song about all these different personas, how.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
People trying to do in a box. So he's referring
to his.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Song Space Cowboy, his song Gates for Glove, his song
Into Maurice.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Okay, what about Peaches Shaking Tree? I really like your peach,
just want to shake you.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
That's just his love of stone. It's seasonal, it's loves.
Those are our two songs. What would you like to see?

Speaker 15 (42:11):
What?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I think?

Speaker 5 (42:11):
I've heard it all from you Team fifty five twenty two,
or you can vote on our socials at Jonesy and
Amanda Jonesy Amanda Samhit podcast.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
It's five few Flashback Friday.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Management wrote this morning, We're happy to hear that laughter
is the best medicine is coming across to your new show.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
It is someone had to work with yesterday and I
saw that this has right legs.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I don't know the full details. I think I should
be the sports spokesman. Today's five few flashback songs about
joking and jokers.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I think I've gone with the Joker and the Thief.
I'm sorry about the joke the banger.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I've gone with Steve Millerban Joker or Joker three different
energies from Bryan that I give us a four thirteen
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Speaker 3 (42:59):
Everyone's a winner as well.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Everyone who makes it to wear gets this. Can you books?
Pump up the jam bring is of Jones and No Mata.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Thanks Hope, you are Brads Brady guys. Two great songs,
two great songs, wolf Mother a bit heavy lighting up Jonesy.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
So I'm going with Steve millerban.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Real Brad forgot you don't like to rock? Lisa has
joined us.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Hello Lisa, fight for your flashback and don't forget You're
also getting.

Speaker 12 (43:26):
A Oh my god, I'm so excited.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
I can't wait for this book ext I am going
for the biggest joke card that I know because I'm
going to be rocking into the afternoons next year.

Speaker 11 (43:39):
That is going to be Jines right and five for.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Your flashback that should be coming with don't you think? Lisa? Yeah,
and the music people here get a bit scared of
or you come blues and not going to work talk.
I reckon, we can do it. It's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
Thank you, Lisa Alan is in Morris said he's getting
a book, Alan Alan, Fight for your flash.

Speaker 11 (44:04):
Good moral g I thought it was big ice standard.
But you know John By likes the listeners. But according
to you know, he's always preferring the big moss and
because I mean gold. We've got a very appropriate combination
goodly love, I'm the big Bag book. Unfortunately Johnsy, I've

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got it always from.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
ID he say the tipmas.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
He's not coming with us either.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well I think is he comes to a different name
every time we can't block him.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I love him.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
He's coming to the fruited.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Plane's not He's not on my plane.

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and Amanda Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
Thanks fight for your flashback.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Two songs into one song leaves management rode this morning.
We're happy to hear that laughter is the best medicine
is coming across to your new show.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
This is where people bring up with lamass sure.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
In offensive jokes. They were so funny. You were such
a curmudgeon.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I'm not a courmudgeon. I just know good and bad radio,
and I know that that is bad radio.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
No.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
No, the fact that you think it's good radio speaks.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
I like the fact that you don't like it. You know,
that's my motivating force.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Today's five for your flashback songs about joking, play wellder management.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
I've gone with wolf Mother, Sorry about the joke.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Then I've gone with Steve millerban joker.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
With joker, I'm a smoker. That's all we have to
say about that. But what about you? Ian of Liftgowan.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Before we go any further, listen to this song. Why
don't you every caller who.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Makes it to your today get a copy of our
book Pump Up the Jam Twenties of Jones and Amanda
thanks to book Topia, Australia's home of books World one
I in we do have to sell some, okay, So
would you got for us?

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Ian? What song would you like to hear? I do
like both songs, but I go with Jo Thank you,
Thank you. Ian. Kathleenan's in Liverpool, Kathleen, listen to this one,
don't you go?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
I think we get it.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Kathleen, what would you like to hear today?

Speaker 12 (46:18):
I'm voting for you, Amanda, Steve Miller Band All the
Way the Joker.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
It's the best song ever and I can't wait to
hear it this morning. Well, let's hope fingers cross. Kathleen,
Thank you, Lisa's and Cam Lisa, pump it up, babes.
You are getting a copy of.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Our new book, Pump Up the Jams in the House.
What would you like to hear?

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Lisa?

Speaker 9 (46:38):
It was a really tough choice today.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
They're both great songs, but I've got to go with you,
Jamie Good.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Lise, Robin's and Pensies.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Hello, Robin, have a listen to this one, don't you.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I don't think you need to say that.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I love it accent. I love it.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Robin, what song would you like to hear? Hi, Guys,
just because it's got joker in the title, Aman, it
doesn't mean it's a song like Today's Friday.

Speaker 11 (46:59):
We've got to rock out.

Speaker 9 (47:00):
It's going to be you, Joie.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Robin, Oh, I'm going to talk to your postman amount
not delivering that.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Very sensitive.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Alex is an Amy player.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Alex, have a listener time, Hello, Alex, you're getting a
copy of our twenty years of jones and Amanda. Are
you alive when our show started? How old are you?

Speaker 12 (47:18):
Thirteen?

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Jonesy can't do the math songs?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Old as you you are? We're almost twice as old
as Alex? Is you fool?

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Alex? You're announcing our winner today? What song is going
to win? Fight for your flashback?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Well, I only know one of them, but I love
this song.

Speaker 12 (47:39):
It's going to be Jonesy, Joker and the Sief.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Alex Alex, Alex Alex.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I'll just get out my ear guitar. It's been set
up by my air Roadie, your air Afro.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I realize, gem Nation, we have twenty thousand dollars. We
will be giving that away a nine weeks time to
our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
What have we got today?

Speaker 5 (48:12):
What gets my gullies?

Speaker 13 (48:14):
Every men's worst night men unpacking the dishwasher forward, top
of were containers and plastic containers, try to fit them
into a top of wear drawer, Nothing ever ever fits
you throw it out. She only buys more.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
That's what gets my girlies.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I know, and you know I hate when you pull
a plastic container out of the dishwasher and it's got
water in it, and you don't realize.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
I know what a friend of mine does.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
She turns them upside down and puts them on the
stovetop with the you know, so you can drip down
and let them dry before you put them back in
the cupboard.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Otherwise I'll just be manking on the stovetop.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, you know, Yeah, you've got an electrical She doesn't
heat them, no, but it's just something to prop them
up on until they're dry.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
It's no great hack water into an electrical appliance.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
It's not dripping wet.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
It's just on the grillly bit, what else have we got?
So what gets my ghoulies is and this probably won't
be popular pets on planes.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
There, I've said it. Not happy, you know what I
like to do with much pet love pet.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
I don't want to fly with them.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
I've never seen one on a plane.

Speaker 8 (49:25):
Of you.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
I saw miss September.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
He did you put her on the hot grill.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Out with the bad him of the good? So would
you want to say something share with the class?

Speaker 13 (49:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
You sure, with the bad him with the good.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
If you do that, you can always contact us via
the iHeartRadio Apps.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
You know, jem Y Ry has been working harder than
our collective.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Sphincter's that Amanda's questioning of Keith Urban about Nicole?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Do you believe in fate? What do you think? It's
two Australians. It would have happened, no idea.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Look that was a year ago and that grab has
gone viral internationally. My sphincter, thank you, is straddling the.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Nation and he's come up with this rise jab You
know I'm directing my own play. Now.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
We only have ten weeks to go to all our
big relocation to the Promised Land. Jonesy and Amanda have
different ideas of what's in that promised land.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Hey, look over there?

Speaker 5 (50:30):
What is it? Who you're seeing? What's happening?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Look at this does look like an amazing dream life?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Is that Scotty Cam and he's cooking some giant roast
on a spit?

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Now I think you're off your face.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
And over there, I can't believe she's here?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Who Sidney Sweeney's she here?

Speaker 9 (50:51):
Why is she?

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Brendan? Have you been hit on the head? All that's happening,
let's not overstate this.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
This is going to be the greatest radio show brilliant.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
It's going to be brilliant, and it won't just be
your big fantasy Hall passes you and Scott cam and
Sydney's Sween spied roast.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Els bills away from Jonesy's delusions. What will this so
called Land of Milk and Honey feature?

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Amanda thought she'd get the ball rolling. My point is
is that let's construct a show together. But what would
you like our drive show to be? We will be
on air France three to six.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Ye, what should it be?

Speaker 7 (51:30):
What like?

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Do you want? For example, a pun hour? An hour
of puns?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
So we put it to the tribal drum?

Speaker 5 (51:41):
What would you like?

Speaker 11 (51:42):
I like the idea of where it all began.

Speaker 10 (51:44):
So when you get artists on and you talk about
what they're currently doing, I love hearing where it all started.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
From dubbing a dumb driver put on a statement.

Speaker 10 (51:53):
Called what I Live with?

Speaker 12 (51:54):
Well, I think we should bring the Jones and Amanda
arms to the whiteboard and make cocktail.

Speaker 10 (51:59):
Hourant jokes, non offensive laughter is the best medicine.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
With all those ideas, some good, some not so good,
But how to choose? Amanda was true to form with
her idea throwing darts at Jonesy.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Can I explain what you're wearing?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Do I look foolish?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Do you're coming in balloons that have numbers written on them?
I don't know what number correlates to which of these ideas?
So you can put your visor down, because I'm about
to throw a dart at you.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
We only need one dart to be hit.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
We will try and implement that idea to see if
it's got any legs. You ready, Brendan, move back a bit.
I'm going to aim for the groin.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Shoulder.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Well, don't dodge, don't dodge away?

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (52:51):
What number was it? Number two? Of course I was
going to hit a number two?

Speaker 8 (52:55):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (52:55):
All right?

Speaker 5 (52:55):
That's laughter is the best mall, brilliant.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Laughter is the best medicine in the history of my
radio career that has never worked. It has been the
of death for any radio show.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
What humor? Pauline is with us? Hello Pauline morning, Amanda.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Can give us your.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Short no, here we go? Okay, So what does the
chicken save? And it saw a lettuce in the middle
of the road.

Speaker 11 (53:25):
Saw a lettuce Yep, chicken sees a salad.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
Ah. That's pretty good. I can see Jonesy's face acknowledgy.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I liked it, Pauline, thank you, and out of all
the calls, that was the best one. Away from building
the new show to building of another kind on the
block or building a relationship with their sponsors, I.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Will say this about the block that I love is
their integration.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Integration do you mean product place?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Product placement? And in our business, you've got to pay
the piper.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Okay, that piper has been brought to you today by
piper hand.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
But the block, and really I thought we were the
king self integration or product placement, but I tear what
I soolute.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
The block over a house four Sonny's eyes are just watering.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Next door, bobcats running around dust everywhere.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
He's coming in.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yeah, I was watering. Sneeze and hey Fever, hey feverel
us or something like that.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
One come down this swell yourself last for you.

Speaker 9 (54:30):
So we'll give you the stronger one, which is one
hundred and eighty milligram, which.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Also NONDRESI as well.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
So if you're with that, thank you.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
I don't know, Hey Fever, you're right I'm all good mate.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
I'm a bit begg jup wishing.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
I know what if you had hemorrhoids.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
I will say this, it's not as good as the
time they had the Anzac days that was dread from mine.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Ten.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Let's we forget sa Craig from one to ten years
gorning to play the view on the block into the
last place.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah. If his list which are with the Bugle, I'll
be in T for tribute or B for Bugle. I
love for product. You got to pay the piper from piper.
Maybe you guys could sponsor.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Me and my play.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
I'll leave her prospectus here, shall I?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
This has been jen y rise jabber. Well look at it.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Our favorite caller email or Facebook friend wins a harbor
of you long lunch for two, get out on the
harbor of this spring with Captain Cook cruisers.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Yeah, and you get the Jones demanded tea town.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Day like today. I have a look at that harbor.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Did you notice just that proparle of the harbor coming
in this morning? Luna Park's face was all lit up
this morning.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
That's it.

Speaker 17 (55:59):
Not Normally someone forget to flick it off course something
Usually it's off. Are we going to cost because leave
us crisis and the face was all lit up?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Is something on what happened to Earth hour?

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Come on, well that's one day?

Speaker 7 (56:16):
I know?

Speaker 5 (56:16):
Well that listen to you. You're the opposite of Earth?
Are you go home and turn all your lights?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
On h day?

Speaker 2 (56:21):
We play Instagram where you have the chance to win
one thousand dollars or double it for two thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
You know Kylie from Helensburg. She failed on multiple levels.
I think, oh yes she did.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Question nine. What's the front of a boat called so
many a bow?

Speaker 3 (56:41):
It's with you too anytime soon?

Speaker 5 (56:46):
Do you eck skin and trojans of condom?

Speaker 12 (56:51):
Oh no, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
We were going to say they were.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Razors for close shave right at you two. That's enough.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
We are away for the weekend.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
This week's gone quicker away for the weekend. This it's
called the weekend. Okay, Well had a long week train.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
You've got stuff for your work and you're always working.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
That's not true. I don't want people to think I'm
always working. I come in here for a holiday.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Anyway. We'll be back on Monday.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Higo has arrived once in a lifetime holiday with Jimmy Barnes.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
In Bali actually speaking of always working.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
That's Barnsey.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
It's as we're back for gam Nation of course, that's
on at.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Six o'clock tonight. We'll catch you then. Good day to you. Well,
thank god that's over.

Speaker 9 (57:39):
Good wipe.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
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