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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
What a podcast? What have we done today? Well, we
had been Elton on the show What about that? What
about that? We put it something incredibly divisive to the
pub test. Actually, in the end it wasn't divisive. Most
people agreed with it. We're talking about the shower cap.
I thought only children were shower caps. The secret shower
cap Brigade came roaring out of the woodwork.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
We had more passion and input than when we put
Trump v. Harris to the pub text. That's right.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
If only the hoc tour girl was wearing a shower cap,
the world would have been galvanized.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
We are living in a hawk tour world.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Jimmy Kimmel speaking of the election, has come out because
he's become a bit of an endangered species.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Also, I reveal the contents of what that tar ball
was that washed up on a Sydney beach.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah it's not fairy flass, is it. No? Also, Ben
Elton will be joining us. I think we said that,
did you Yeah? Did you? Yeah? Well I like him
so much I'll mention it twice. And the week that
was Jemi Rise, Jimmy Jabber, enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Everybody a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again, Mistress Amanda and Miss Keller.
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Friend is in the back room making the tools of
the train.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
A legendary part Jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Congratulations, we're the ready right now.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job. Now good radio.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Sorry but it's a total twist set and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Shoot Tim, we're on the air top of the morning
to you.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Amanda, tell how many of our team are a bit
tired today. They went to see Coldplay. Everyone is saying
the same thing that it's like a bomb to the soul.
It's the most it's almost a spiritual experience, and it's
so loving and good natured and giving back, and the
audience is part of it. It reminds you that the
world is good. That's how I felt, and that's how

(02:08):
everyone seems to be feeling.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's a bit of a hellsong vibe to the old Coldplay.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Would you say no, an anti religion, not anti religious,
a non religious spiritual high.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah. I remember. That's why we're looking at these.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I think so, and I think it was interesting. We
you know, it doesn't matter how you feel about the election.
It's been a very divisive time, and it just felt
like it was very healing, and it reminded me that
there's joy in the world and beauty and love and
this giant soup of people all loving the same thing,
the healing power of music. I thought it was wonderful.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I feel the same when I see the radiators when
the Raids come on stage.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's what I feel. I feel that, Yeah, that's fair enough,
that's about that.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, a lot of people are quitting. Have you noticed
that Ray TPC is leaving to GB.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I've got a soft spot for Ray Hadling.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I sent them a text yesterday. I did too, did
you What did you say?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Look, I've got my phone, you at your phone in the
studio which always.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Film in my time lapse at the moment.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
But I did say to him the radio landscape will
be poorer without you Ray. Anyway, thanks mate, I see right,
But really I feel that I'm going to miss him
on the I'm going to miss you.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
And he said, think you kept the conversation going too long,
that's your problem.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
What do you mean what you get?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
One bite you do? I know you do one bite
at it. That's what I said. The wireless will ever
be the same. He is to you, Ray, and he said,
thanks Amanda, very kind of you.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
He said, your name.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
What did you get?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Did you get the cut and paste?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I didn't get that cut? But you know what you've done.
He loves me.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
What you've done is you is That's the reason is
Sharon doesn't have a phone because you kept texting to know.
I didn't know. What Shearon says is that he doesn't
have a phone because he's like forty people. He's had
the same number for all those years. Forty people text
him and say how are you going? He says good, thanks,
and then the conversation keeps coming back and back. Just

(03:59):
the good thanks is enough, You're saying, Ray, thinking of you,
how wonderful that you've made this decision for yourself. And
then he says thanks mate, And then he does, you have.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
To go analyze everything I do.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You've kept it going.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You're the one that keeps stuff going.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
You've kept it going, because now are you wondering? Then
when you said no, really, really I'm going to miss you?
You didn't hear back from it.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I should it is going to be peace signal or
something like that. That's right, Yeah, the thumbs up from him,
No from me.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Have I upset you?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, I don't know what you're saying. I don't know
what it's.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well, we both wished very well Ray.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Because so it was.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
We had a rocky relationship with Ray because you used
to do a very good impersonation of him.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
It was with the section you just do that, all.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Right, the bus is coming at seven fifteen. Now those
clothes have decided that that bus is going to be
seven eighteen.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Now.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Now I've spoken to my mate down at the ministry.
He says that's not good enough. I say that's not
good enough. So we wait and see. I've got another
email here that says, why are you talking like that?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Mentioned mentioned the Golston gorgege some box head. It's got
a truck backed up on the Golston Gorge. I'm going
to miss that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I'm going
to miss that. I'm going to miss your Ray on
the raid. He's not finishing.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
He's going to be a grandpa and I'm going to
be a grand He's a grandpa. But there is a
bit a special moment about that.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
We don't talk much about you being a grandpa. That's
happening in January.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah, what's happened next year?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
See you Still You're gonna comforta when we talk about it.
It's a wonderful, wonderful thing. You and Ray can have
playdates with the grand.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Cats, talk about the Golston Gorge me and racing in
the ballroom with little kids.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Good on your ray window. Give us a shout out.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Actually packed show today. It's Friday. We've got Ben Elton
joining us on the show. Melton Today, We've got five
Fear Flashback making.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Its return and question one for Magnificent seven, which sport
has played in a ballpark gem Nation WSFM.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Hello, there is Jonesy and Demanda. Thanks to Chemist's Warehouse.
That's where Michael was toying with silly noises. Yeah, the
boy said, okay, sure, give it a crack mate. Sunny today,
thirty in the city, thirty one in our west right
now at sixten degrees. It's Jonesy Demanda. It's eleven past six.
We have for you the Magnificent seven. Ask seven questions.
Can you go all the way and answer all seven

(06:18):
questions correctly. If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Do you think it's weird being in a band?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
If someone and you saw that in the Beatles documentary,
someone brings in a song whatever, and they all have
to try and make it work, and they like it
or not like it. If Michael came in and said,
and I'm going to say broop at the end, how
do you feel, guys?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, well, clerk Bengeli, he couldn't play the saxophone, so
he just said, I'm going to start playing the saxophone.
And the boys were okay. And when you look at it,
you listen and never tear us apart. That saxophone solo
is fantastic, that song because.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
He'd been playing comb and paper till then. You know,
you don't see that anymore, do you? You never see
anyone playing the cone paper.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I think Coldplay's success would only be improved a bit
of cob and paper.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
If someone got up on with a comb and paper
actually lips a bit buzzy. Have you ever played a
cob and paper?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Didn't everyone when we were young? Why don't kids do
that anymore? Because now they've got expensive musical instruments.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Now they nang instead of nanging. Kids get on a paper.
We've got Tony and Croydon.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Tony, do you remember playing the com and paper.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Years when I used to play my lipsy?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
It makes your lips a lich It's true sad effect
you get out of it.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Can we rustle up a comen paper? Was it bake?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
It had to be certain sort of paper, didn't it.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I think baking paper, baking paper. I believe maybe people
aren't a comb anymore. Ryan, certainly.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I've got some combs here, and I think we've got
some baking paper.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Let's make got some combs. I've got a come. Look, Fonds,
I've got a com much hair in it? Are there?
You go?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Okay, well we'll get some baking.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
We got some baking.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
But by the end of Magnificent seven we will have
for you Amanda playing comb and paper.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's exciting. Question one for you though, in the meantime,
which sport is played in the ballpark?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Base baseball? True or false? Tony? A dolphin is able
to walk around on land? False?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, as it says here, a dolphin doesn't have legs.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Question three, Let's do monster mash let's check off this
which two songs have been mashed together? Any ideas, Tony?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Okay, make out the sign Soldier Teage song. Now you
don't know that, Seinfeld. What's the other one to check out?

Speaker 8 (08:55):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's a sixty or second of my Badgers. Then thanks Tony.
You know, I just imagine Tony sitting in a darkened room.
Do you just him at a phone and annoyds?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
But we're looking for some baking paper because his come
and paper thing's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay, it's exciting, isn't it. Well, it ruined my lipstick.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I haven't played it since my lipstick wearing years thirteen listening.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Then this could be your time. It could be my time.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Can be because he's all about inclusivity. Sure so you say, hey, Chris,
you get everyone.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Else up on the straight.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Sting he gets people up those hurdy gurdies and stuff.
I might join Sting on the road.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
We got a mate with a big plate and he's leaping.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, come on, we did the guy who didn't. He
wasn't a musician, not like I am.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Shit podcast ws FM.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Hello there, it's Jonsey, a man, a beautiful looking morning
Suddy thirty.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
In the city thirty.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
One in our Westralia with sixteen degrees. If you've just
joined us, a man is going to be playing a
comb and Paper.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Mentioned at the beginning of the show that you don't
see anyone doing that anymore.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
We were kids, that's all we did about including new
instruments into a band. Kirk Pengilly, for example, from in Excess,
decided to take up the saxophone and the boys were
very supportive and I said, okay, sure mate, give it
a girl.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
We just don't see the common paper anymore. Another thing
we don't see is people getting the gum leaf and
doing the skippy theme from the gum leaf.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah. I just did it with my mouth. It's part
of my DNA. It's part of an Australian mate. Why
don't you go back to where you came from, Carlingford
beacross please, we're into because beacross Posta.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Well, I didn't come from there. I moved there when
I was in your tent.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
That's right. You were in ten in tent when I
was ten. You were in Brisbane and you started in
Brisbane and Dad at Grifter or something said.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, that's right. We'd go from down totown something, pots.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
And pans, paper paper Moon. That was me.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was statimonial in paper Moon. I'm looking for tailor
would come and we'd be moved along.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Now you've got you come, I've.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Got my comb and paper. I do mean to do
it now? No, No, I think we sit on this,
sit on, sit on an indoor.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Felix is in Ashfield Felix.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Now we know one of the we're doing monster mash
We have to play that theme again.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
We know that one of these is a Seinfeld theme.
What's the other.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Felix it.

Speaker 9 (11:42):
Is?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I love that song mashed up with Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Here's a question that's multiple choice for you. There's a
conspiracy theory that which artist died in two thousand and
three and was replaced by a body double? Is it
a Kelly Clarkson, b Avril Levigne see Demi Levato.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I guess I'd say a no, It's not Kelly Clarkson.
Sonya's in Leftbridge Park.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Hello, Sonya, Hello.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
So this conspiracy says that this person died in two
thousand and three was replaced by a body double. Is
it Avril Levine or Demi Levato.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I'd be Aarril Levine.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
According to the conspiracy theory, you look alike called Melissa Vandella.
It's quite specific, replaced Avril Levine in the conspiracy world. Well,
she died, presumably she has.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Paul McCartney died back in nineteen six.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I mean, why you'd go to these lenks Levigne's legacy alive?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't know, because did you hear Skater Boy? I
just always thought, actually I.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Liked skating, and then she went on to marry what's
his name from Chad Gregor Chad Kroger from Nickelback, but
then together amagine being the body double and then having
to do.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
That, I'm marrying the paddle pub Lion, which which basketball
up starting the original Space Jam movie.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Son you Jordan?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, Michael Jordan. Jordan's question six. Sensuel, barcus and crack
lover cribes are products made by which furniture company.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Jeff's in black Town? Hi, Jeff, Hi, guys, here are
you going very well?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Sensual, by the way, is a fry pan, barkass is
a lamp, and crack lover is a pillow. Which furniture
company has these?

Speaker 8 (13:39):
I say, Grace Brothers.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
But it's an over seventy four it's an overseas furniture company,
furniture designer, furniture shop.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
St.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Crack Loover.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Jadie Vance is in there, Sofa.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hello here you're going John.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
John, save us? Where do you think the furnished this
furniture would come from? What company?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Of course you're going to assemble the pillow Grace Brothers,
which radio veteran has just announced his retirement.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I do what John A manner will do an impersonation?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
No, I don't. Maybe I can't do it. Come and
do your but let's have a look here. I've lost
it now the Goldston Gorge. Now the bus is going
to be there at seven fifteen. I've heard it from
the authorities that it's been there twice at seven sixteen,
and there have been some complaints. People have been emailing
me saying, Ray, what are you going to do about it?
I don't know what I'm going to do about it.

(14:40):
You go read another email about it.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
John, Who are we talking about? Ray Headley TPC Ray Hadley.
Congratulations to you John.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
I'll tell you John stick around for this because Amanda
is about to pay play a comb and paper.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
But first to let me tell you about your prizes.
I double passed to a do at the Endmore Theater.
That's on Thursday, the fourteenth of November.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
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Speaker 1 (15:07):
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you to color and some standard pencil joining anything you'd
like to add.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
No, let's give the comea Do you.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Remember doing this John when you were a kid A
little bit?

Speaker 10 (15:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, all right, well John, I want you. I want
you to stand by on the line and listen to
this radio. The comb moment happened.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I've put some baking paper in front of it. Yep,
I haven't done this for some time. Okay, here when
we first have to do my Hitler mustache with the
comb and now I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Okay, quiet, please, this is a warning. Can you play
a tune?

Speaker 11 (15:50):
Now?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Look at my lipstick on the paper.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Play play like the old bamboo. The old bamboo.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Makes your lipstingle. These were the days before we could
afford a harmonica.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
These days the kids are nanging.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
When they could be doing the coma paper. Chris Martin,
if you are listening, I'm happy to learn any of
the songs.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
John, was that everything you needed it to be?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, definitely you should do it. Jow On Jones, you
have a quick go.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Do I have to get the smeary lipstick?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
No, it's your mankey comb. I'm using all the dand
give me to play a song?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
How about you can? How about you do?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I still call Australia home?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
How do you do it? Are you joking?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Do you not even play?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Come and Paper? Wow? I understand? What do you do?
You play?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
You have to blow air out?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
This is broken? What's it? I'm working for me. You
made it look so easy.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
You've got to put voice bind.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
You can't play coman paper.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Devastated. I have to get back to where I came from.
We drummed out of the Australia all right, John, John,
I'd like to apologize to you.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
John.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
You got some weekend homework and thank you John, amazing.
I don't know what happened there. I'm sorry to.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Know someone you find out that they can't do it
God Wow.

Speaker 12 (17:25):
Frendon Jonesy and Amanda podcast, Today's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
A great, beautiful It's easy for you to say.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I'm going to fit through the German our big book,
the Musical Facts. Speaking of music, Brendan spent the whole
time he was reading the news trying to perfect coman paper.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
You made it look so easy easy.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
I'm surprised you can't do it.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I can't do it. I don't know. I feel like
I'm gonna have some sort of aneurysm. My head feels light.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Maybe give it a rea.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
What did you do is do it again?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Blew into ito.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
It owns me too much.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I'm surprised you can't do that anyway. On this day
in nineteen seventy five, we discovered that Brendan Jones can't
play Coleman Paper. David Bowie made his US TV debut.
He performed Fame on the American variety show Share I
Still Love That Show. Bowie wrote the song Fame with
John Lennon. Did you know that? I did not know

(18:29):
that during a jamming session. Apparently, the song was written
as a bit of an upbew to the business of
rock and roll and more notably Bowie's former management company
main Man Management didn't hold back on the lyrics, as
you'll hear as we play this, perhaps accompanied by Coleman.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Jam we'll hang on. There's someone at the door.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's free from hr Hire.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Look, I'm here for your exit.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Interviewer, exit interview. Yeah, it's start a procedure.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
When someone leaves the business, we give them an exit interviewer.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
All right, okay, I see, I'll get Ryan. Who's Ryan? Ryan? Who?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Ryan?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
You know Ryan? Do my right? No, No, I'll hang on.
Never heard of him.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
The name I have on here is Brendan Dores.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I've never heard of him either.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh haha, Look, there must be some sort of mistake.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Surely.

Speaker 12 (19:18):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
According to what I've got here, Brendan Dorones is leaving
the business.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
So come on. I'm going to need your lanyard.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Your car park pass, and your keep cup my keep cap. Brendon,
you're missing the point they think you're leaving.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
But I love that keep cap.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Well, I'm sorry, that's what's written here. We need you
to fly your things in the box. Okay, lanyard, car
park pass, keep.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Car I love that thing.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Put it out on Maxim magazine. It's a little wan hands.
Put the man and play station squish mellows in the box,
in the box, running out of time, okay, and take
this piece of payper from management. I can take all
this off, tickety, thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I want those squish mellows myself.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
You're missing the point. They think you're leaving.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
But still squishmallows.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Still you know, PaperWorks, paperwork. We better get along with.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh okay, we're going to keep doing this voice because
I can't play com and paper well. Time for you
to go. Things come in threes, rights management guy sebash
and leaving the voice. I'm still getting over that.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Ryan leaving your show now, Ray Hadley leaving his shot
and you leaving this That's not true.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
You're not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I think that's just a'll get.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
The liquid paper out and sort it out.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
We'll sort that out by Cob. What's that close a business?

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Today's five few flashback songs about pulling up stumps, play
well the management okay, right here, nation, right now. And
Amanda's if ten questions sixty seconds on the clock, you

(21:02):
can pass if you don't know an answer.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
We'll come back to that question.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
If time permits you get all the questions right, you
get one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Excuse me, you can make it two thousand dollars by
answering one bonus question. But it's double or nothing, so
therein lies the risk.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Kate is in Bondai. Hullo, Kate, Hi jn't be himan. Hello,
Let's see what we can do.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Ten question sixty seconds. Say pass if you're not sure,
because we usually have time to come back. Okay, okay, Kate,
good luck because here we go. Question number one, what
number is at the top of the clock? Well, Question
two on what body part do you wear? Gloves?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Question three?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
How many letters are in the word dog?

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Three?

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Question for a dirty chai contains a shot of what
a dirty chaie?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Up milk?

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Oh, let's got a shot of coffee? A dirty chaie
so it does have milk, but the shot is coffee.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I thought it being from Bondai, not stereotyping you, Kate.
I thought you'd be right in your stops.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
No, it's not my will Oh no, anyway for playing,
and thank you for being part of it.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Man it was hey, oh never mind, jam nasaid.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Fight for your flashback.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Two songs enter one song leaves things come in threes.
Rights management guys, Sebastian leaving the Voice, Ryan leaving your show,
and now Ray Hadley leaving his show. Just do a
quick impersonation of Ray. Come on, well, I've.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Got an email here from the clothe His department.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Look you made me laugh. I've lost it now. As
soon as you say words like Clothee is Awston.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Gorge email today. Five for your flashback songs about pulling
up stumps. Play all the management.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
I'll go first. I've got a great upbeat song for
a Friday. I wasn't This is from twenty ten. I
wasn't aware that Bruno mars Co wrote this. He co
wrote it with se Lo Green They Get You. I
Love this.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Life Tin.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'll be heading out of here with a middle finger
singing this.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Originally it wasn't called Forget You. It was called and
had a swear word, had a swear word. I was
in this lovely sushi restaurant when that song came out,
and there's mums and dads. They're just eating on little
sushi off the sushi.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Train, and the original of the little Japanese people are
playing the song, the original one.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Don't play it now. I need just sitting there and
enjoying them. Gry rolls.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
The songs that I hear when I'm at the gym
would make a person shake their head. Keep going. You
can talk now, Brandon. This is our radio works. Mine
was just a ry observation. Time to move, I was.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I was giving it some time to bed in.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
No, we can't all train to bread, the best of bread,
which I like to put on.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
When I'm at the gym. One song, excuse me? There
was a best of album off the car. This is
what I think when of leaving a place. And Guy,
no doubt will be thinking this, and I'm sure Ryan
will be thinking this, and Ray and Ray will be
thinking this without his clothee sign. I give you the Angels.

(24:44):
We got to get out of this. Play hard where Hello.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's a great song. They're both great songs for Frida.
Mine's got that extra extra You can't play in you're
at the gym. At least get on to Green's.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Do you go through?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Give us a call thirteen w S f M, or
we converte on our Instagram story. At Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
We're into fight for Your Flashback and today songs about
pulling up stumps.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I like your song.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I've gone with Selo Green Forget you.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Some doctors and lunch Funny Lewis are the same person.
I've gone with the Angels. We're going to get out
of this place. I'm going to shop for you. He's
not a real doctor. He loves you. Wouldn't remember you

(25:59):
come into the radio station. Hey, Jersey Whoa. That's what
he say about you. Ego Whoa is a discerning man.
And I watched him just spade work for the next
ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Michelle is in men I hello, Michelle, fight for your flashbag.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Hi John and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I'm voting for Amanda today because I'm still on a
high from my free tickets to Coldplay last night.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Did the show?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh my god, it was amazing, you thought, when.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
The lights come out and the balls and all that.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I found that so moving, And when the planets come around,
it's just amazing.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (26:34):
Even though I got two bit of one quarter past one,
I'm on the way to work.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's worth it's worth. It's worth being tired, really. And
then all those balls were pilots were.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
They There were some balls going around and then at
the end there were planets that came around on big
bits of string.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh do you see you rain Us? Oh? Come on John, Hello,
John's in spring Farm.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Here you go God, Fight for.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Your flashback, John, I'm voting for Joan the Kind. Well
that's say so, I resigned.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
No one's gonna you gotta do what you've got to do.
Thank you, John, John's happy for Sam's in Randwick. Fight
for your Flashback.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Sam.

Speaker 8 (27:11):
Hey, guys, I'm going to vote for Amanda today because, like,
I have a very interesting song about that interesting story
about that song.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 8 (27:19):
So? So sure enough like when me and my ex
girlfriend broke up that was told like scenario anyway, sure
enough I played it with I played it at my
school like some school concert, and sure enough I started
like by the end of it because the last day
of school, I just ended up playing the uncensored version.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
No, I got to suspend it. Yeah, but you got
to get suspended for that. Yeah, there are consequences, but
you're still legendary for it.

Speaker 8 (27:46):
But it was worth it.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
It was worth it.

Speaker 12 (27:49):
Thank you, Sam, Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Podcast Fight for Your Flashback.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Two songs into one song.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
These management This Morning Things come in three guys, Sebastian
leaving the Voice, Ryan leaving your show, and now Raid
Hadley leaving his show. Today's five few flashback songs about
pulling up stumps. Play well the management.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I've gone with this great song by Celo Green.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I did what have but I dig this more the angels.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Let's see what you guys wanted to hear today. Hello
Susan in Berkshire Park, fight for your flashback.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
How are you, guys.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'm sorry to hear.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I'm sorry to hear you going, Ryan, We'll miss you.
Great songs.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I love them both.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
I can't believe I'm doing this, but I'm actually going
to vote for Jones you today.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Thank you, Susan. I miss you, Susan. You probably could
have onto that a bit quicker. Stephen is in Pagewood
Stevens Flash.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Right, I'm going for you, Amanda. I love that song.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I love it all right, Thank you, Stephen. Karen's in Camden,
Fight for your flashback, Karen Hopy Friday.

Speaker 10 (29:16):
I'm voting.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'm voting for joint song. It's a banger and he's
a banger. Well, I'm losing Hope.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Peter in Falconbridge for your flashback.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Right.

Speaker 9 (29:28):
Good morning to both of you. Normally I vote for
the Angels, but that's not my favorite Angel song for
whatever reason, So Amanda, I vote for you.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Peter, Welcome aboard the curiousity. Peter, what is your favorite
Angel song?

Speaker 9 (29:44):
A lot of the earlier stuff, Like most of them,
they're not a favorite, but that's one of the least favorites.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Face today. You don't have to dip dive GIVS.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Enthusiasts, and I often like to talk with like minded
enthusiasts about favorite song.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
The fact that he can't actually name any of those
I knew you were going for a sting in the tail.
He is my person those guys got the T shirt,
but doesn't know anything about the band. I'm just saying, Pet, I'm.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Just saying I knew there was a sting in that conversation.
Never Brendan, why are you trying and play the coman paper?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
This morning?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
We've discovered a giant chink in Jonesy's armor. Mister I
can do everything. I can birth a baby, he boasted
the other day, can't play com and paper.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
We've discovered Neville in North Richmond.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Neville, you are announcing our winner today.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
What would you like?

Speaker 13 (30:33):
Well, good morning, Good morning guys, happy and jim Y,
I good luck doing in Hopey when you start on.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
The other show, hang on great ideas to us? Ray,
can you say klike? And did you say Clothee is right?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Clothee is It's pretty good Neville.

Speaker 13 (30:49):
Maybe jam right can get on there with the faking
paper and con but all the best, Mate and Jones?

Speaker 12 (30:57):
Do you today?

Speaker 14 (30:58):
Mate?

Speaker 13 (31:00):
Have a great weekend?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Are you sorry? You've been so churlish?

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Church?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
How am I churlish?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
It's like people that say, you know, live to ride
and they don't ride a motorbike.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'm just say you play come and paper he just
give me another go. I just want to see if
I can do You can't do it.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
You've tried about ten times. You can't play Come and paper, Y.
I've got you mouth juice because we were engaged, all right. Look,
except just want.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Birth a baby and play rock and side.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
You can berth I get birth the baby when it
comes out of the canal.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Excuse me while I rock out.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Let's get on down to the Jones matter. Shower Caps
today passed the pup.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Text Big one Today.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I was reading a Mama Mere article where they were
discussing shower caps. People still wear shower caps. It's the
kind of thing you wear as a kid.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
And then you had knits, wasn't it. You put the
knit treement.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, all that, but I think mostly was to stop
soap getting in your eyes and stuff like that, and shampoo.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I mean, but then they brought out the Johnson snow
more tears. I remember, I was a kid, just pouring
into my brothers just to say if it worked.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Even when he went through that emotional breakdown, he said, no,
you've been using the shampoo, mate, it says one.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
And I rang Johnson and Johnson. None of that happens.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
None of that happened. Let's keep this real. You know
who does were a shower cat? She divulged it this
morning to me is digital Jenna Jello Jenna, Hello, Hello,
you have long, beautiful, luxuriant hair. What but how do
you fit that into a shower cap?

Speaker 14 (32:41):
It just fits. I've got my shower cap has unicorns
on it. It's really cute.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
And stay with Jones breathe, damn you. My hair just
fits in it and it's just so convenient.

Speaker 14 (32:51):
And I remember the night after the acres, I forgot
to bring it to the hotel. We were saying it
and I was distraught.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
I had trouble getting Someone made a comment here saying
that they love their shower cap to the point where
if they forget to take it, they use glad wrap.
Haven't you mastered the art of washing your face without
getting your hair wet?

Speaker 14 (33:13):
Yeah, it's just inconvenient because then little strands come down
and it gets all curly and things.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
But wouldn't that happen anyway, because you can't put all
of your hair under a shower cap.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I can.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Look like you arrived on the first fleet.

Speaker 14 (33:28):
It would be the only person that wears a shower No,
my mom does too, so.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
They were really it's a family thing, is it?

Speaker 9 (33:35):
Well?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Mea Friedman? Me A Friedman says she wears a shower cap,
which stunned hers her co workers, which is why they
wear a shower do you. Oh, I've mastered the art
of washing my face without getting my hair with I've
only got two strands of.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I wet my hair every morning I get under the shower.
That's a big part of the regime.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, I mean, but you can have a shower without
getting your hair wet.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
You can I do it. It's like, well those old
ladies to swim in the poll doom in the head.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Most women don't get their hair were every day, but
they don't have to wear a shower.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Swimming caps with all the little flowers on it.

Speaker 13 (34:09):
No.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I don't wear that either, but I'm surprised that people
are still wearing shower caps.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Okay, well, this is a pub test right with us.
Ray Hadley's talking about this right now.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
It probably is pub test shower, pub test shower caps.
Big words clothee is jamnation.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
So in October little tar balls rolled up and were
found clumped along the foreshore of Kuji, which is the
beach near where I live and surrounding beaches Gordon's Bay,
And they thought what are they? They said they were tarbulls.
The preliminary test said that it was a hydrocarbon based

(34:49):
pollution consistent with a makeup of tar balls. Well, the
big analysis has just come back the Environmental Protection Authority,
they thought the EPA is called anyway, they've come back
with the information PEPA. I'll tell you what it is.
The latest update sciences have finally confirmed the composition of
the mysterious tar balls that surfaced on the Sydney beaches.

(35:10):
The balls are made of human feces, drugs and cooking oils.
It's so Eastern Suburbs. It's from the cast of made
in Boondi. They use it as a tanning solution. They
say it's still unclear where the bulls come from, but
the Environment Protection Authority said that this complex composition meant
that they were unable to confirm their exact origins, so

(35:32):
there's still a conflagration of stuff that's washing around in
our water. The balls were smelly and so they're saying
this that they've got cooking oils, diesel or fuel, recreational
drugs THHC and methanphetamine and human pooh.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
It's just like an NRL player, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
How many people have been swinging there with their mouths open.
This is the disturbing information. So there we are people
in She've been wondering relaxed, human feces, drugs and cooking oils.
It's next week's TikTok Tucker. I'll use them loafad oil
if we can.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Serve it up at the Couljibey Hotel. That would then
we covert all bases.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
Podcast when God right now? Window your head on a jel.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
The pub test today? Shower caps do they pass the
pub test? I was reading a Muma Mea article.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Mia Friedman shocked her colleagues by saying she still wears
a shower cap.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
She is older.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Well, I mentioned this this morning, Jenna Digital, Jenna, you
know Jenna's how old are you? Jenna thirty? She wears
a shower cap. I thought just little kids wore shower caps,
but humans, actual humans are.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Wearing She wears a shower cap.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Unicorn, she does, and she said if she doesn't have that,
then she's also got me. She washes her face with
that is a headband with little ears on.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
I said to Jenna, when you look at yourself in
the mirror, what do you see?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
A successful woman? Brendan is what she sees. How do
you feel about the shower caps? Do they pass the
pup test? Yes? Having a shower with my shower cap
on and doing makeup before you're going out and you
don't want to get anything on your hair, it's definitely
part of the pup test. I wouldn't be without mine. Yes,
I still do wear a shower Cat, if I get
my hair a little bit wet, it goes curly and yucky.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
For me.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I have very frizzy, curly hair, and if I just
get a small little bit of that wet.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Around the hairline, it just priss out for me.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
It's really about trying to keep the hair dry.

Speaker 13 (37:41):
Absolutely. What people aren't remembering is the friend factor. When
you're seeing how you're seeing hot shower, it TETs friends.
It's disgusting. So shower cat one, yes, get your hair
or weapons Sophy or buddy where each morning and when

(38:01):
she has a shower from the shoulders down she looked unreal.

Speaker 9 (38:05):
But from the shoulders this is out five.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
To help the cause.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
You'll love that.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Curious more response to that pub test than our recent
pub test to Trump v.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Harris. This is the importance to these are the big
issues WSF. Over there, it's jonesy Amanda, thanks to Chemis Warehouse.
I just say I did not take your come and paper.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
It was here a second ago.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I started the show this morning and I don't even
know how we got well.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
We were talking about all the different instruments that are
being incorporated into places. Is that right? And I said no,
one plays the come and paper anymore. And somehow we
had some baking paper. You had a comb. I could
play the comb and paper. I thought everyone could. You
had to go and you were terrible at it.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, I just couldn't do it. You gifted in the
come and paper and I don't know. Look here it is.
It's right in front of me.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
There.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh, there it is. Okay, do you mean have another?
Let's do it now here we God, this is me
playing the coman.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Ben Elson Wade.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
No, I just give me one thing. That's how childhoods
were made. You have a gut.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
You have a gut. Daily Mail is running an article
at the moment that we are likely candidates to take
over from Ray Hadley.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Really, I'm ready with my comb and paper.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I never can't do it. I just can't do it.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
You were boasting last week that I can do it.
He literally said, I can.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Even bring your lipstick all. You can't play come and
Paper like you're at the Christmas party all over again
when you've had a few shard nays. Thank him. Jimmy Kimmel,
I love Jimmy kim.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
And a lot of stand up comedians are now a
little bit anxious about the new regime as it were.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Donald Trump coming in as president.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
He has said, he's said quite openly he will be
a vengeful president and he holds a grudge.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
And Donald Trump even tweeted Jimmy Kimmel when he was
hosting the Emmys and said, not even funny.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
And Jimmy Kimmel said, isn't it past your jail time?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
So Jimmy Kimmel on his show last night said this,
my only.

Speaker 11 (40:07):
Request for President electromp is that he let me share
our prison cell with Taylor Swift. I'm really good at
making bracelets, and I think we get along just fine.
We'll see how funny that is in six months when
the Great Talkshow host Roundup begins.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I'm sure he's joking. Who would know.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
He did, however, do a little bit of an experiment,
went out onto the streets of Hollywood and just to
ask people about voting.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Are they voting in the election, Except he did it
on the.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Day after the election, just to see how in tune
with American politics the people are.

Speaker 15 (40:43):
Okay, Today is Wednesday, November six, election day. You planning
voting today?

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
You know your polling places? It's by my house.

Speaker 15 (40:51):
Other big lines at the polling place today. There is today, Wednesday,
November sixth, obviously election day.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Are you excited about it?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I'm excited, but I'm very nervous as well.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yes, do you plan on voting today? Yes, you're going
to vote today.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Who are you voting for today? Paris? Paris?

Speaker 10 (41:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Great, she could use that vote.

Speaker 15 (41:11):
Today's election day, Wednesday, November sixth. Are you going to
vote or you're going to vote by mail?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Probably by mail? By mail?

Speaker 9 (41:19):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Who are you supporting?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Who's wonder for president? Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Okay, maybe we overthink all of this, maybe we're too
close to it. And what about this? They're looking at
the Google trends of the day of the election November five,
This huge surge in the question did Joe Biden drop out?
People are googling what's happened to Joe Biden, not remembering
or realizing he stepped down on July twenty one. You know,

(41:45):
a hok tour girl had more cut through than these people.
You know what see you about the world where we live?
Howk tour world is going to be a supreme leader.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
So everyone lather up. Junky Amena so much.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Podcast, Well, our next guest is a comedy legend, Young
Ones Blackadder.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
So much we know about Ben Elton.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
After five years, he's back to his stand up roots
with a brand new tour and he joins us.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Now, ben Elton, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Nice to be back on the show, I must.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Say, so, tell us about the new show, Authentic Stupidity.
What's authentic Stupidity about?

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Well, you know, I don't.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Normally give my tours a title.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
I've been doing this now for forty four years, and
I've always really talked about authentic stubidity because I think
comedy is essentially about exploring the absurdity of the human condition,
you know, the way we think about ourselves, the way
we think about each other. I mean, all comedy is
really exposing our collective stupidity is you know, It's what

(42:52):
I always do, which is the stuff that outrages me,
the stuff that exhilarates me.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
And I'm doing it from the position of being old,
you know. I mean it's been forty five years since.

Speaker 16 (43:02):
I mean, I did my first gig in Australia in
a nineteen eighty six and a long time ago, and
I was kind of very young and opinionated, and I
knew what I thought, because that's what young that's their job.
Young people know they're right, and they're going to tell
everybody about it.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
And they're still doing that.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
And I did it when I was young, and now
a whole bunch of young people are doing it to me,
and now I'm a bewildered old man trying to catch up.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
When you said, you're also talking about the things that
exhilarate you, what are those kinds of things?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Oh, well, you know, quite often they're also things that
are irritating.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
You know, the course of married life, which is exhilarating,
but also you know, take some negotiations, and you know,
I always say I'm the biggest victim of my own comedy.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
You know, I point a lot of fingers, and I
don't mind.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
Calling out, you know, calling out the bad guys when
I see I.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Think I can be funny about it.

Speaker 6 (43:50):
But in the long run, you know, one finger pointing
outwards means three are pointing back at you. And I
make myself the target. And I think I'm the biggest target.
But my wife has started claiming that she thinks she's
the biggest. She's not true. She gets away very likely
in my opinion, and she's very happy with it. She
spent the first three weeks of the UK tour on
the road with me as my wag. As she put it,

(44:11):
that's not my term, she said, I'm your comedy wag.
And she even washed my shirts a couple of times
in the scene, because when you're doing one night stands,
you know, no matter how much you can afford hotel laundry,
you can't wait for it to be sent back.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
So and one thing I love is on my social
media is like, this is the beauty of social media.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Like the algorithm is. I just get like all this
old Young One stuff that just comes out out of
nowhere and your thing the other day, And I just
always loved that episode when you were doing that show
for the kids nosing around and I was just watching
it and it just stands up. It's such a such
a delight to see again and it's so relevant to
this day.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Well it's funny, that's funny. That was right at the
beginning of my career.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
I used to do that in my stand up routine,
and then I put it into the first episode of
The Young Ones. I wrote and made it into an
actual physical sketch with other actors. But it used to
just be a stand up routem. You know, four year
ere we are nosing around four young adults made by
young adults, talking about all the stuff young adults are
interested in.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
I can't employment.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
You know that.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
Worthy television, you know kind of ABC, BBC, very worthy.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
You said, you know your first stand up was forty
years ago. How is life on the road now? Is
is it harder? Do you take more pleasure in it?
What are the differences?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Well, I haven't.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
I haven't met another future wife since nineteen eighty six,
so it's got less exciting in those days.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
I mean that was the result of touring.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
I mean I was me and the late my dear friend,
the late great Rick Male came to Australia as young
young stand up comics in the mid eighties.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
And I always say, you know, I've always been a.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Great believer in organized labor, and I'm a trade union man.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
I believe, and you know there are there.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Are bad apples in every barrel, but I'm a trade unionist.
And it was Australian trade unionism that gave me my
lifetime of domestic happiness because it was the equity, the
Australian Actor Union in those days had the cloud to
insist on four Ozzies to every two poems, and we
were me and Rick were thinking, oh my god, we
can't put four more comics.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
On our bill.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
But actually we got booked this all girl, all girl
rock band and I ended up marrying the bass player.
So your question was how's the road these days? Well,
it's not as exciting it was.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
It's romantic and you've got the laundry. At least you've
got your wife washing your small.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Left at all. She got bored with it. She's going
to rejoin it in London at and I especially be
at the Perth gig. But she's done. That's an every week.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah. Well, Ben, it's great to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Tickets on sale November twelve via livenation dot com.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
A you, Ben Olton. It's always a treat.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Ah, it's a really good fun to speak to you guys.
Thank you for that, and I hope you come and
see the show. I guarantee two and a half hours alafter.
I know because it's happened every night with the Poms,
so hopefully you'll be there.

Speaker 12 (46:55):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Us What makes such a sweet guards.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
May we have the tickets for you and three friends
to see Paul Kelly. So far this week we've had
Jamie Oliver making gravy.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
We asked who was at her door?

Speaker 1 (47:24):
It was Margot, Robbie, Donald Trump doing dumb things.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Yes, yesterday we asked who we wanted to see again
before too long and it was Coldplay. Today Darling, it
hurts who has hurt themselves? That's what we're asking has
hurt the series of clues we'll give it away.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Amanda in fair light. Rest of them is our number.
By the way, Hello Amanda, Hello, you very right.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
You see which mystery celebrity has hurt themselves? So what's
on the line here is tickets for you and three
friends to see Paul Kelly at exclusive Iheartlive event. Well,
first up, oh, what's.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
That old school English police? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
This person may have found themselves in hot water with
the UK police.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Now what's happened here?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Any idea who it might be? Amanda?

Speaker 13 (48:10):
Oh, I'm trying so hard to use my brain, but
I can't think of anyone's.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Your brain and you too, Amanda, A fairl like alexis
joined us from.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Alex All right, Well, let's add to this. Oh what
a shame. There's another injury, another injury. They're going to
spend more time on the sideline that one.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Of the ambulance comes back. What's of injuries there on
the on the field. I've got no idea.

Speaker 8 (48:44):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Gail's in the Blue Mountains, Gail HOLLI do you need
an extra little clue? Here? I do? Ingreed, Please don't come.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
This person got engaged about a year ago wedding bells
on the horizon.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
So they've been sidelined with injury in hot.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Water with the UK police engaged. Any idea?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Well she she is in a team where the name
is associated with a very traditional Australian song.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Christina is in rows.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
How's that for a clue?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Does that help you?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Christina?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I hope?

Speaker 16 (49:25):
So is it?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Sam Kirks still done? You and three friends you're going
to be seeing and you will see us there as well.
You're going to be seeing Paul Kelly at our exclusive
iHeart Live event.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
Oh that is so exciting.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
I remember seeing them about thirty.

Speaker 13 (49:40):
Five years ago, and I had a friend who was
one of the dots when it was Paul Kelly and
the dots, very nostalgic.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Oh, brilliant.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
That's a big deal. That's fabulous.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
We look forward to seeing you there, Christina.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Congratulations do you I can't wait. We can't wait to
see you.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
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Speaker 1 (49:59):
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Speaker 3 (50:02):
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Speaker 1 (50:06):
Christina, if we were to play a Paul Kelly song,
what would it be?

Speaker 10 (50:10):
I wodn't have to.

Speaker 13 (50:11):
Be the song that we just did, Darling.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
It hurts to see you down, Darling.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Hurts and I love this song.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Well done, Christina. The Sham Notion Podcast every.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Time, Well time to get your gooly in because in
a couple of weeks time someone is going to win
twenty thousand dollars cash but for being our favorite coolie.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
What do we got got today?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
What gets my goolies is when you're having a wonderful
picnic on the beach and a boat pulls up and
you get this bootful music. Listen, there goes our peaceful picnic.
That gets my goolies.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Wow, that's an actual live ghoulie she one in had
the presence of mind to ring the Ghoulies hotline while
she's enjoying her picnic at the beach.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Very good.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
You know, you get those jet skis they drive us.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
And so this white guy riding around on his jet
skin and he's playing this gangster rap at the top
of its volume.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
If he was playing your the voice, would you be
happy if he was playing chisel?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
He's playing chizzle.

Speaker 8 (51:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
See if he plays music, you like, you know, yeah,
But like, I'm just got to come on, dude, what
you're in the ghetto? Cronulla really Brandon? Okay, what else
we got?

Speaker 17 (51:30):
We can put people in space, land vehicles, on mass
build self drive vehicles, but we can't seem to find
a solution to get out traffic lights to synchronize to give.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
You a free run along the main roads.

Speaker 17 (51:43):
You leave a red light, drive three hundred meters, get
another red, drive another three hundred and get another red
and another and another. It is so frustrating.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
That's what gets my goolies' well said. It's very nice.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Blow red lights in the morning, left right and set
up pink pink people. That's what I do.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
That's what you do, I kick my fingers like that
and go pink Pink pin.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
His voice is very good.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
He almost sounds like he should be doing a metal
meadow Lee commercial.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Well, how flattering for him.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Good on your mom tiptops one he does?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Maybe his bread We also, we don't know who calls
a Ghoules hotline.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
They're anonymous Johnny voiceover. We don't care.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Mister Johnny voiceover. Could be him, a.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Man to blow the lights. It could be her. You
never know.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Jonesy racist in his choice of songs, could be anyone.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I'm just saying music you like, you're helping you know
what I.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Always I know you do, But you can't say, hey,
that doesn't relate to your life.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Why would you like it? Would you agree? I don't
drive around with stereo blaring? Okay, I'm very you know
I have my music and I enjoy it privately.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
About your thoughts W S F M.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Hello there, it's Jonesy demandam. It's Friday, the eighth of November.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
You know, Jim y Rye has been working harder than
Kevin Rudd, deleting his tweets and he's come up with
this Jen White Rise Jim jab.

Speaker 10 (53:14):
But I'm working on my LinkedIn profile, So the week
starts with me and my bombshell news. I have bombshell news.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I am leaving show. Yeah, I quit on Friday.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
You quit.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Yeah, you're a nice person. You wouldn't just quit.

Speaker 10 (53:31):
Yeah, quit on Friday?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
In the Flintstones. What's brought this on?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Just a bit?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
What will we do to replace?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Right?

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Well, I'm going to hit to Torona and give myself
a monkey and shave that down.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
You don't have two on the show, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
The shaving's not required.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Amanda's handbag knows no bounds.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I'm just rummaging in my bag to get a hard
boiled egg. I didn't want to leave it in there
and forget that it was there in that bag. I've
still got needles in the bottom. I remember the needles
fell out and they're all scattered.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Around the bottom.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I still haven't taken I.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Did say it's like doctor Who's tardest you can get
into that bag? And this is a world. Who knows
what's in there? Some old worthers originals.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
If I am living on the streets and all I've
got is what's in my bag, that will sustain me sometime.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
On the streets. Throw a couple of bucks.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
They're probably in the bottom of my bag.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
Paul Kelly's doing a special performance for some lucky listeners
in a couple of weeks. He'll be bringing his nephew
along to play the guitar. That's nice.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I think I'm doing that with my nephew Dan as
a duo.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
So he's been playing with me for years.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
How old is he?

Speaker 17 (54:49):
He's still just past fifty.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
How old I am?

Speaker 18 (54:55):
I was imagined like a little von trapped kid high
of course, he said, grown us his school.

Speaker 10 (55:07):
Another musician that graced own studio was Bob Geldorf, who
was responsible for that song We Play at Christmas Time
with all those artists in it, that was so successful
he was enlisted by some big American names to help
them with their hit We Are the World.

Speaker 19 (55:22):
One night, Harry Belafonte and Michael Jackson Corby.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
That's not normal, man.

Speaker 19 (55:26):
So when Harry Belafonte calls me because it's the Bob
Geldorf and I say yeah, and he goes, we're embarrassed
by what your bid kids did. I said, I'm irish, Harry,
same dig so and then he goes, I got my
clear Hi, Bob, you know so so Michael was there,
Harry bella font and they're.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Both on the same face.

Speaker 19 (55:46):
So I'm going to follow my missing I'm going to
She's just jumping up and down and she says, come over,
we're going to do your thing. Come over and you know.

Speaker 10 (55:57):
Help us and some first world problem for this big richie.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Couple divorcing Sydney couple worth more than two hundred million dollars.
This is in the paper on the weekend went to
war over their mansion and the hub husband suggested, we're
getting a divorce hunt, but why don't we both live
in the mansion. I think he was doing okay until
he suggested that they could all live together and he
could bring his new girl friend.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
How about we stay living here? But I moved Bambi in.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
The family court sided with the wife, funnily enough, and
ordered the man and his girlfriend out of the house.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Women, So since why she hasn't accepted that initial deal matter?
Stay here, you stay down there in the basement.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I'm bringing in to leave in the basement.

Speaker 10 (56:42):
Okay, I'm going to go nick some stuff from the
price cupboard. This has been Jen y Rye's jibber jabbas.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I recall it email of Facebook friend wins four tickets
to see Casey Chambers live. Vicker and Linda are part
of it. Is that the Sydney Opera House November fourteen,
no ball or at the upper House.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Jones demanded tetel and key ring as well.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Every morning we play the Magnificent Seven and John from
picked and picked up the win. He also got serenaded
by me on the comb and paper. What happened this
morning is I lamented the fact that we don't see
people playing the com and paper. Kids don't seem to
do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
I don't know how we got to that, but we did.
We did the more interested in nanging.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Yeah, w was our name, Come and paper? So I
had to go at it and I think I was
pretty good. But it wasn't enough for John makes your
lips tingle?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Was that everything you needed it to be? Yeah? Definitely
you should do it, Jones, you have a quick go
together smeary lipstick.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
No, it's your making comb. I'm using all the dandres.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Get me to play a song.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
How about you do I still call Australia home?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
How do you do it? Are you joking. Can you
not even play Come and Paper? Wow? Understand? What do
you do? Play?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
You want to blow? Air out?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Are broken?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
That coma and paper were obviously broken? Take you back
to brashes right at that's enough, I'd feel as next.
Now this is what's going to be happening. A great
chance with our Christmas tree, Christmas free, Oh, Christmas free today.
The next gift being placed under the tree two hundred
dollars to spend on gifts at Chemists Warehouse and everyone

(58:35):
who gets through today gets one hundred dollars Chemist Warehouse
voucher only feel has your first chance after night?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Stuck up on me?

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Cream?

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Do it gets your lip?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Cream?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
So maybe you can blow Come and Paper?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
I certainly blow at that. We'll be back from six
to night for jam Nation. See you then, good day
to you. Well, thank god that's over. Good bite wipe.

Speaker 12 (59:00):
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