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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a show today.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We spoke to LA based lawyer Oliver Marher and we've
all been seeing on the news the protests about the
immigration laws, and we've seen lots of people being taken
into custody. And this is something that Donald Trump wanted
to do. This as part of his election platform. He
said that he'd round up illegal immigrants who are criminals.

(00:22):
But people are seeing their neighbors being taken in. People
are seeing tourists being taken into detention.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What is going on? What are their stories. We'll talk
to this lawyer about all of that.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
One of my mate's sons asked me some advice about
for another mate of his the lost to bet and
had to do a stand up routine. I gave him
some advice. One of those was asked chat GPT for
a routine. I've got the routine and you know what,
it's not that bad. We'll have that for you.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
George Clooney cuts his own son's hair. His sons bat
eight and he cuts his own hair. But when you
think about the home haircuts we've all had through the Yews,
none of us are going to be movie stars at
this rate.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Tales of a home haircut.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
State of Origin last night.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Well, let's I've talked so much about the game, but
what about the preamble that was the real winner.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
That started a week ago and only just fished the
kickoff at eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Gets my ghoulies as well on this podcast. It was
now that the.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
We had so many requests.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
For them to do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Mistress Amanda's miss killer.

Speaker 7 (01:29):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 8 (01:40):
The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Congratulations, man, we're there.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Any right now, Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great.

Speaker 9 (01:48):
Job at good radio.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Sorry, but it's a tongue twist set an idiot and Amanda,
it's shoot Timy.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
We're on the air.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
For the money. To you, missus Wittz Well, Hi, how
are you? I am very well? What about you?

Speaker 10 (02:09):
Well?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
What about that game?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Game one?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was it was I channeled the universe when I
threw my dart and picked the maroons.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'm sorry, okay, let's do it. I'm going to throw
a dart. That one got you in the face and
that's exactly where I was aiming. Oh no, it's Marones.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Okay, So you're saying that you deemed it, so I
didn't deem it so that you we would lose state
of origin.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
The universe knew because of your dart throw Will Brendon. Obviously,
I don't go out of my way to throw a dart.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
You've seen me do it.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
The universe speaks through me, and I have picked more
winners this year than the experts have.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm not a professional dart players. That may surprise you
to hear. I'm not a professional footy tip up. It
may surprise you to hear. It's somehow I am picking
more winners than the experts. Because New South Wales was
expected to win last night and very nearly didn't a comeback,
I must confess I went to Better at half time.
I thought this is horrendous, and I read the result
this morning.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Do you think the universe might bless you with more hand, eye,
could ordination, or maybe some arm strength so you can
throw those darts.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
The universe has picked winners just the way it is,
and I'm going to be throwing more darts at you today.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yami, Yeah, you what a great game.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Though I thought they had another set of six so
that they're going to wrap this baby up.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
We could all not worry about it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
That would have been the biggest comeback in the history
of the universe. They though, you know, the commentators can't
help themselves. About five minutes into the game, they said,
the stakes have never been higher. But what I put
it to you that they have and the stakes are
now substantially high.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
There's a lot of preamble on there.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Broadcast starts at seven. By half past seven.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I was putting a compass into my eyes, it's true.
And then the game starts at ten past eight.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Anyway, we'll talk about that on the show today.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are we goingly interested in guest joinings? On the show?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
At six forty this kind of popped up into our algorithm.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Interesting. He's a civil rights lawyer. His name is Oliver Marher.
He's all the riots in LA that we've seen are
taking part taking place because of ice.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I see, not the drug. This is an immigration swat
team that come in.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've remember the acronym stands for.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Its immigration something something, But.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
There's another word in between, a letter in between listen
to this with chips, listen to this.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
They immigration officials have been instructed to hit a daily
quota of three thousand arrests, ten times more than the
average during President Biden's administration. So this is a policy
that President Trump got into office with about being hard
on immigrants on criminals. But it seems that lots of
people have been arrested who aren't criminals, who are students
on visas, who are people paying tax, going about their business.

(04:58):
They may not be fully legal, but they're not criminals.
So he's been visiting a lot of these people in
the prisons and he's got some incredible stories to tell.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Also, Instagram makes us return, and we can't do anything
until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
This question number one. If you've just bought an ev
what are you taking home? What a gv ev gen nation?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
We have the magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go
the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you
do that, Amanda will say, happen.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
How rainy it was in Perth last night? Yeah, because
Perth is famously dry. Yeah, poured with rain the whole
time for a wolf mother. So I was singing in
the shower.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Did you feel the wolf Mother a little bit off
their game?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
I just didn't feel that the Jogger of the Thief
rocked as much as I wanted it to rock.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
And if they were playing in the rain, because I
love those guys.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I worship at the table of the wolf Mother, at
their table, the worship of the table.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, I know you do.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Well.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
A lot of people this morning were complaining about it.
I though, people who complain about anything.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
And who was complaining?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh, you look at the socials, so the papers and
all this stuff saying everyone's.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Saying the same thing.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
They were dreadful. No, they weren't.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I didn't think they were either.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
That is the latest thing is that that's the clickbait?

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Now?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Everyone's saying the same thing? What is everyone saying? And
it's always something negative.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm going to walk back on what I said.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
I think they're just a little maybe a little bit
off their game, but not bad.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I thought they still rocked. How about that.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's not easy in a big stadium like that. Anyone
up than Barnsey really struggles.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
But people complained about anything, And the time I.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Paid from that time I was invited to play the
pan flutes at the Grand Final.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
People are still talking about it, but that criticism was
rightly deserved.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
There were no flutes Scott's.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
What's your twin air pan flute? Scott's enriched?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I was playing my fingers the whole time and no
one knew Oho.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Scott, how are you.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Man?

Speaker 11 (06:49):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Did you watch the game.

Speaker 8 (06:52):
First?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
App only gave up on the second half.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's so late, and then you see it was one
of the great finishes of all time.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Great finish? How to go back and watch it?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I know? But why have they started at seven? I'm
going to.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Write a note signed everyone's mum. Question number one? If
you've just brought an e V, what are you taking home?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Scott?

Speaker 6 (07:11):
That'd be an electric vehicle?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Which player scored the first try in Origin last night?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Scott, Brian, Yes he did. Was Let's play riff raff?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
All right?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Scott?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
What song features this riff?

Speaker 12 (07:41):
It's the Red.

Speaker 11 (07:42):
Chili Peppers.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
To the Sorry, Scott, I'm the same. I know the song,
but I didn't know it's title.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
That is great song. Justine's in Erskineville.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Hello, Justine, Hello, have a listen. You know it's a
red hot chi peppers. What's the song?

Speaker 6 (08:08):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
Unfortunately, Well that's where it goes.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Podcast The Magnificent seven Christian number three.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Question number three, it's riff rash.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, hello, Ryan, you very well, thank you have a
listen to this riff.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know it's a red hot chili peppers.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
But what's the song?

Speaker 12 (08:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
J What animal is King Louis in the jungle book?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
You for me with the jungle book Disney's Jungle Book, Ryan, Yeah, ye,
a a sloth bear, be an Indian python or see
an orangutan?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Which one was King Louis?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Question five?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
What were the pyramids in Egypt? What were the pyramids
built in Egypt? Originally built to be used as well?
I mean, what was their purpose?

Speaker 13 (09:18):
Their purpose was terms for.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
The kings, for the pharaohs.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Brie, your phone line is terrible regardless on point.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Guess the famous family based on their members.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
First names, on their members' names, on their members first names.
That's what I said.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
He it's about talking about their downstairs members.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Please. Ryan didn't come here for this view.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I think maybe he did.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Rand of Ribald Humor Amanda a mother and father Titian
Billy Children, Brandy, Trace, Narah and Miley. I think I've
given it away there, Godmother Dolly.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Whose family is this family?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Look at the rhymes. It's giving ustraaneous information all the time.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Okay, here's question seven for you, Rymes, is where it
all comes home for you? Which stadium will the deciding
game of State of Origin be played? Stadium?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yes, it is?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
It is that you do know?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
A Core stadium or a Korn Stadium? Is Jean Simmons
from Kiss Caught at that time? Remember that one?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
And we laughed an old coat who he laughed.

Speaker 12 (10:28):
It's going to be in October and Acorn Stadium and Sydney.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Congratulations to you, Ryan, You've won the jam pack two
one hundred and fifty dollars to spend at Cogan. Cogan
dot COM's end of financial year sale is on now
Cogan dot com clicking awesome, a double pass to the Titanic,
the Human Story Exhibition.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Let's now open a wash Baby and.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Jones and demanded caricatures for the color and some statelar pencils.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Ryan, anything you'd like to add?

Speaker 8 (10:56):
No, thank you, he long time listener, first on call.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
We love that now what have you been listening for?
Just so we'll do a little bit of that.

Speaker 7 (11:03):
I'll listened to you in the way in the morning.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
And I'll switch over Triple M.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Okay rock today, So so you listen to us and
then you change over to Triple M.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, okay, what can we do? What can we do
to stop you from doing that?

Speaker 8 (11:19):
I think you've already won me over, So I need
I pad or something like that, So I think I'll
be going to court the code to think.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
So all right, right, so we've captured you for the
whole day now, one listener at a time.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
That's that's what it's all about.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
That's what it's about.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
The wolves are at the door, my friend, is what
we have to do.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
And if we're happy to buy them off with give
just so be happy to do it.

Speaker 14 (11:40):
Thank you, Ryan Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
I got a feeling about.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Those lady bars you chumped through with the Lady give
you Lady Bass.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Honestly, we don't get the lady bars anymore.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
You know why I bought them?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Make you chomp your way through them, as we said,
deal with Mad Dog McDougall.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
I used to buy them and you'd steal.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Them and missus mad dogs.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Now you steal my cup of soups, and you steal
my Avalanche hot chocolate drinks.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I thought you provided them for us. You're a nurturer
and I appreciate you. I thank you for your service
thumbing through the job. And I got bag from the
musical facts wells a big run on this day.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
In nineteen ninety six, Savage Garden released their head I
Want You. Once the single was dropped, they took the
world by storm. They were everywhere they can walk the
streets until they abruptly called it quits in two thousand
and one, and to this day, Darren Hayes has said
there will never ever be a reunion and don't even
bother asking for it.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
We did ask for it, we said, hey, Darren, come on,
what the hell?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Well, there hasn't been one. Was it that acrimonious?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh this is the thing.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Last year he finally spoke out about the fe You'd
say our falling out was entirely due to the fact
that he that's Daniel Jones told the world that the
band breakup was the first he'd ever.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Heard of it, which is not true.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
And then he never corrected that Daniel tried to reach
out to Darren, but Darren said, you're a decade to late.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Darren's out of the business now lives in Las Vegas.
Do you know that it sells houses, buys and sells house.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Really he made one young girl from high five?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, well mate, I don't remember. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Anyway, he's doing all right, He's doing he's doing the
things in the housing becausess, it just seems a bit sad.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's sad. I don't like it when teams break up, Brendan,
though I dream of it happening to us. I don't
like what happens to other people.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
These sometimes are inside thoughts. I'll get you some lady bars.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Please.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
What about this happy anniversary? I want you jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Well, we've seen the riots taking place in La It's
all about an immigration policy that's been targeting migrant workers,
some student activists, even.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Tourists with visa issues.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Raids are taking place in hotels, in restaurants, on farms.
Oliver mar is a civil rights lawyer based in Los
Angeles who visits men of these migrants in detention.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
He joins us now, Oliver, Hello, Hi, thanks so much
for having me.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
What we're seeing is quite extraordinary, and immigration officials have
been instructed to hit a daily quota.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Of three thousand arrests.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
This is ten times more than the average last year
during Joe Biden's administration. I know this was a big
election promise from Donald Trump, But what's the real motivation
behind all of this?

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Yeah, this is something that people here in the US
don't really know. So I go and I volunteer in
these detention centers every month and I speak to the
people who are detend inside to give them legal advice.
And I remember last month I met a man will
call him Sergey. That's not his real name, but his
story is real. He had followed all of the rules

(14:57):
to come here legally through ACB one appointment, which is
the system set up by the US government for people
to come here legally. And when he came here, he
came at the time in place that the border told
him to come. He had his credible fear interview where
they determined his fear of going back to his home
country was credible, and then they locked him up in

(15:18):
an immigration detention center, which is where a lot of
these immigrants who are being picked up in the raids,
thousands have been taken and these centers are really prisons.
To see him, I have to pass through seven layers
of barbed wires and gates just to see him. This
is a man who didn't do anything illegal. He followed
all the rules, and after speaking with him, I had

(15:38):
to tell him he would be in that center for
about a year to two years as his legal process
plays out. Wow, people who come here legally through that
process are never eligible for bongs. So no matter how
much money they pay as a promise to come back
for their immigration court hearings, they're never released. And during
that time, he's working for a dollar a day, which
is a lot of the folks in these detention sitters

(16:00):
are doing. That's I think a real motivation for these
immigration rates. You know, Trump is saying they're only targeting criminals,
they're going after drug dealers, but really they're picking up
hard working farm workers, day laborers, and the people who
follow the rules to come to this country. We've seen
thousands of people with US citizen kids get arrested as well,

(16:21):
and they're all being taken into these prisons to work
for a dollar a day.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
So when he came into the country did he come
in about or something like that, from a country of hardship,
And so he came into the country and he said,
look these guys if I got back HOI they're going
to kill me, as you said.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
And then I said, yep, no worries. And then I
put you put him in the detention cetu yep.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
So he actually came to Mexico and the border told
him on this day and time, you can come to
the US border for your appointment. He came, and then
after his appointment they locked him up.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah. Right, But if he knew all that, he wouldn't
have gone in. He would have said, okay, I'm all
probably did it legally, yeah, but you know.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
What I mean, certainly I think I think a lot
of people don't realize this who are coming in a
lot of Americans don't know this. And another thing to
mention is for each person who is detained in the center,
these private they're run by private for profit prison companies
and they charge you, as taxpayers, one hundred and twenty
thousand dollars for each person detained for a year.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
So who's benefiting from this?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
So obviously the private prisons are they're being paid to
take these people in and then they're working for a
dollar a day.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
So whose financial benefit.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Is all this for?

Speaker 6 (17:35):
So a lot of it is for these private prisons.
And the folks who work for a dollar a day
in these private prisons can work at a variety of jobs.
Sometimes they actually work as are firefighters. There's a group
of them that work as state firefighters in California. They
work when they're in prison, and then when they're released,
they're not allowed to work as firefighters because if they
have criminal convictions. And then a lot of these for

(17:57):
profit companies, they end up donating massive amounts of money
back into our political system. So GEO, who's one of
the main culprits of this, one of the for profit prisons,
they donated I believe four million dollars in the twenty
twenty four election, and so that's how they end up
getting even bigger contracts. When Trump won back in November
of last year, their stocks went up about two hundred percent,

(18:20):
I think, from around twenty five dollars to about seventy
five dollars because they know they're about to make a
lot more profit.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
And on piper it just looks as simple.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
You get rid of the Mexican gangs, you get rid
of the drag deals, you get rid of the ripest
and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
And for me, you got Yeah. Fair enough.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
If those people are going to come into my country
and do that, I don't want them here either. But
if you're rand about people who undocumented allegos as I
call them, yeah, I'm working in bridge shops for the
last year, paying tax and buying the.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Tax and taking them out of communities in front of
their kids. That's a very different story.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Yeah, I want to lawsuit against the US government over
their raids back in April. Well, we want a preliminary injunction.
And one of our clients, you had lived in the
US for twenty years, no criminal convictions for US citizen kids.
Always worked as a farmworker, and they picked him up
and a few hours later they deported him.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
So what happens with those kids?

Speaker 6 (19:13):
They don't have their father around anymore. Yeah, their own
answer for it.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Well, that's a story.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
It's fascinating, Oliver, And thank you for popping up in
our algorithm, which is how it happened.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, we saw you on social media and we could
not believe the stories you were telling.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Extraordinary story.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
Thanks so much for having me and for caring about
this story.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
All of them are there coming to us life from Bakersville.
This is the world that we're living in.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, the world we're seeing on the Telly.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Young jam Nations.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Let's get on down sneaky supermarket roughts. Do they passed
the pub test?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
This woman has gone viral with the story that she
has said is her supermarket hack. So you know when
you go into the supermarket and there's like a kilo
of grapes in a pre prepared bat.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Which just way too many grapes. Well, no one eats
that many grapes, do you think? What are you nero?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
You can freeze grapes and put them in your wine
ladies instead of ice cubes.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
No one freezes their grapes.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
I freeze a couple of grapes. It's delicious.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I have to do easing a hamdbone. How many handbones
you got in your freezer?

Speaker 11 (20:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
And I look, there's a lot of cauliflower rice in
my freezer. But having said that, if you you know,
that's if you want to buy the grapes, you're in
a kilo bag. This woman, what she does takes the
bits she wants from that and puts in a separate bag.
You said, there's my hack. But what that means she's
only paying for.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
What she's bored. Yep, So she will take two hundred grams.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, and she'll pay for two hundred grads because she's
putting in a separate bag. But what that means is
the next person comes along, grabs the bag that they
think is a kilo of grapes, and it's only eight
hundred grams.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
They're paying for the kilo that they're paying for the
k Having said that, then I'm going to eat a
kilo of grapes. So that's the circle of life.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
But you think you're kind of ripping off the supermarket,
but you're ripping off the next customer.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I don't know if you're ripping off the supermarket. I
don't think this lady's going in with that, but.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Some people do.

Speaker 13 (21:01):
You do?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Tell me what you do in Bunnings, Brendan.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
When I got I spend a lot of money at Bunnings,
And what happens is so I need.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
What happens is when you put on the bill Cosby voice,
I know that there's a rot on the way it's not.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
A ru it.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
What happens is so I need a new blade from
a chainsaw, So I get the blade for the chainsaw,
and I get a light bulb, and I get some
other stuff, and then I need a nut and bolt.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
I'm walking past the nut and bolt.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
I need nuts and bolts, so I just grab a
nut and bolt and I'll just tell you know, I'll
pay for all the other stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
The nut and bolt though, because you take it to
the person at the counter.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
And they get out the book and then they get
go up and come and get a thing, so you've
sent priced it to you.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Surprice it, and once they do that, ten minutes is past.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
I'm actually saving Bunnings money for what would probably be
a twenty cent piece.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Do you put it into your pocket?

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
I just put it in my pocket and walk out,
because you know it's let me play the role more
of a hassle, hassle for you.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Let me be no I hassle for them, hassle for
mister Bunnings.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
He's probably secretly thanking me, going, oh thank god, because
all those people Kevin's been taken off the floor to
go and find out what the price of this bott.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Meanwhile, Gavin is going to buy a brand new MOA.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
But no one's there to serve him because Kevin's dicking
around with the twenty.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Said part and he walks out of the store and
arms by someone else.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
I get your point, but I'm going to play the
devil's advocate, like I'm such a goodie two shoes with
this stuff. What happens if everyone steals a nut and
bolt and then Kevin goes and he gets in trouble
because there's an empty bucket where the nuts and bolts were,
and the boss, mister Bunnings, says to him, this happened
on your watch.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I'm going to send you to the gallows. What happens
if that happens? Brendon, See, everyone thinks of themselves. You
think you're you're making things easier, stick to the.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Man, or what do you do? Mister Bunnings and lawnmower sales? Yeah,
well let's put this to the pub techlause.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Those things are impulse purchases. I've been into Bunnings before
and I bought a chain, so I went in there
and bought it.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I wasn't meaning to.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Buy it in your pants, didn't pay for it.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
But a lot of this is brown onions. A lot
of us.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, I know that, you put you know, flat screen
TV and say it's brown an.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
What don't you? A lot of you spill the beans
a bit more.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
A lot of people think that, and rightly so, that
we're being ripped off by the big supermarket chain.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Therefore it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
But often with some of these things, you're just passing
the buck down to another person who's going to have
to deal with it.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Sneaky supermarket ruts. I think it's all okay. Do not
walking in there with a stocking on your head and
a shortened fire arm.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You to pay for that stocking. Sneaky supermarket rats. Do
they pass the pub test?

Speaker 12 (23:38):
Jamai Jonesy and Amanda will make radio great again.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Just wreck me out Rich.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Thrown English language out of the window, you know. Pitty
Mariah Carey's personal assistant. She's known for being a bit
of a diva.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I don't know all this is true, but all the
stories about in her dressing room she has to have
white roses, a room filled with tough animals, twelve puppies,
twelve sheep.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I think they might be real animals.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I've heard about the humidifiers she sleeps with.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I think twenty humidifiers in her room. That's for her voice,
which is probably.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Rainforest in there.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
She refused to get out of a limo once until
the hotel provided a red carpet lined with white candles.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
These are the stories we hear.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But she that was about you, of course, of course.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
But she does seem flaky on a number of things
to do with living. Haven't listened to this all?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Is it true? You don't acknowledge the passid of time?
That is true. What do you mean by that? I
just don't believe in it.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Do you mean time.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Zones or no?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
No, just time, just time times and no clocks.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, no, just not into that.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, I don't let it go.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Do you celebrate the birthday?

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I don't have a birthday now, this is anniversaries anniversaries? Yes, okay, great,
But if we were to meet up later, how would
we know when?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
It would just it just happens on Mariah's time?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, I have somebody call you and figured it out.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Twenty seventh of March nineteen sixty nine. By the way,
what's that right's birthday? There's a picture of a blowing
at a cake, So she's just did it for the cake.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Well, but if she says celebrates an anniversary but not
a birthday, that's that's semantics, isn't it.

Speaker 11 (25:16):
You know?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I feel because when she was with James Packard.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
She was engaged to him.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
I keep forgetting that they didn't consummate the relations, didn't
they And maybe because of this, you know, she didn't
believe in time. So when James proposed, because he's a businessmans,
business business, he would have diarized.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
He said, our game right sixty time, seven o'clock tonight.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, Mariah's got no concept.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
And unless her personal assistant phoned her instead, it's happening now.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
She'd sleep through the whole thing.

Speaker 15 (25:42):
Oh damn, I'm not even there, sham Notion podcast, When God,
I wanted.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
To get on right now, I'm taking.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
Your windows, your head on a yell.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Hell, great songwriter runs once wrote, and never a little
white lion never heard anyone down at the Jersey demand
her arms for the pot.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Are you still quoting bad Element? Well, this woman has
gone on. She's gone into socials.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
It's gone viral. She calls this a little supermarket hack.
What she does if you go into one of the supermarkets.
And her example is there's a kilo of pre wade
grapes in a plastic bag.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
She doesn't want a kilo, so she says, which seems dirt.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Take out what you want, put that in another bag
and have that weighed, and you're only paying for two
hundred grams or whatever it is you want. Yep, And
people are going, yes, that's incredible. But what that means
is then the person who comes next is paying for
a kilo bag because they barcoded. They're not weighed because
they've already been prewaide. So in fact, the supermarket is
being paid more.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
So it's a hack.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
It's a hack, but I can't.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
But it's not fair on the next person, of course.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
And if Johnny, unaware just by his name alone, is
not aware that the great are a bit lighter. But
you could sit there and scan each individual grape if
you want it, of course you can.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
No, I'm stopping that.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
And I'd cite the case of when I go to
Bunnings and I buy a bunch of stuff, if I
get a.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Nut and a bolt, I'm oh, geez man, I need
one of those nuts and.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Boss, so I get the nut and bolt and I
pocket that because it's going to take them longer, more
staff power.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
It's your decision to sort that out.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
That's a decision, and that made Bunnings is a business
that has to keep moving that on a risk they're
missing out on other sales because there's stuff are muckey
around with a twenty cent part.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Having said that, if everyone stole something small and put
it in their pocket, where would Bunnings be?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Everyone thinks of themselves in the Hope Diamond. No, that's
what everyone says in the Hope Diamond ile.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Everyone steals a small thing?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
What does that tell you?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
It's like, yes, I know what you are, ma'am. What
is that joke? Would you have it off with me
for ten dollars or no? How about a million?

Speaker 12 (27:52):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Well I know what you are.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
When it's haggling over the price, it's like that, it
doesn't matter what value it is. It's the idea that
you would do it.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Where a odds here? Okay, that's unlike us.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Sneaky supermarket rots. Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 12 (28:06):
It doesn't past the pub test because they weigh those
grapes regardless of to what how much do you take
dinner out.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
I used to work for Wooly, so I know for
a fact because I.

Speaker 12 (28:14):
Was casseris you know the cost of living, crisis and
all that. You don't know more than the rods are. Okay,
But as I say, say, you're right if you're not involved.

Speaker 9 (28:23):
No, it doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
You should actually pay for what you're looking to buy.

Speaker 16 (28:28):
Yeah, it does past the pub test.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
I mean, when you buy grapes, it doesn't matter if
you've taken.

Speaker 12 (28:33):
Any out because when you go to check out, your
purchase is done by weight.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
I do think a past of the pub test.

Speaker 11 (28:39):
The supermarkets take enough of everyone else.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
That's about someone to the part of.

Speaker 11 (28:44):
The pub test.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
But in turn, the lady with the grapes, you still
only pay for what's in there. You scan the bag
to tell them what the product is, and you only
pay for what's in the bag.

Speaker 12 (28:56):
That doesn't I used to work for Bunnings and people
would go in and I'll take one or two little
items out of a packet because that's all they want,
and then bumming just takes up the packet and resells
it as a full thing. I don't care and Jonesy
bummings will track you down for that nutt and bolt.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Imagine if you've got it rested the terminator.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
If you rested, show us your nuts there.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
You can.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 14 (29:27):
Jenacious, Jonesy and Amanda in the morning on Gold.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
So apparently you're some sort of soothsayer that now doomed
our site to lose instead of Origin.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
List let me give the backstory to this. I throw
darts to pick the winners.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I so far am winning this year over all the
experts by simply channeling the universe through a dart.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I threw a dart at you to see who was
going to win the state of Origin last night, and
this happened. Okay, let's do it. I'm going to throw
a dart. That one got you in the face, and
that's exactly where I was aiming. Oh not myron.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Okay, Well, it's not because we scored two sets of
six in the dying moments of the game.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
It's because you can't throw a dust.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I throw darts at you. You're in your full motorcycle guarita.
When people think I actually hit you in the face,
it hit your helmet. But anyway, we are going to
do the same today to pick the weekend.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
That's why I wear the cricket box keep away from
my helmet.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Gemation gold one on one point seven. Hello there, it's
Jonesy Demander. It's Thursday. Used to be a hot pie
day at school, but also double a chattery drops today a.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Couple of hot pies. Me and Anita McGregor.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
It's a great podcast.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
I really like and usually I get a bit jealous
when I hear you doing stuff with other people, but
I really like listening.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
To it, and I like the idea of embracing your cringe.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I've done many things from dancing to stripping off on stage,
which is all very cringe worthy stuff for the audience.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Sure, you've got to embrace it.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
You have to embrace the cringe. And I think this
is the new ethos.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
We've been through our cynical era, our arms crossed going
or whatever and mocking people. I think that embracing the
cringe and pushing through that and having skin in the
game is the new way to be. Luke Cook he's
an Australian actor who lives overseas. He's in that show
Good Cop, Bad Cop. We've interviewed him he's a lovely fella,
and he said this on his social media and it
really struck me.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Everything you want is on the other side of cringe.
Think about it. I think that's two parts to cringe.
It's a how it makes you feel sucks. It makes
me feel like I suck. This is making me cringe.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
And then there's the imagination of what you think other
people are saying.

Speaker 13 (31:36):
And sometimes they are Sometimes they're saying.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I can't believe they're trying to do that.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Other it's making.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Content, just learning a language, learning an instrument.

Speaker 8 (31:44):
It's all on the other side of embarrassment, whether it
be personal or social.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
The only way to get good at something is to
immerse yourself in it.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
And be bad at it, and that sort of you
can exaggerate that to the way you live in the
world is that if it matters to you can effort.
We've spoken about this before on the podcast, the idea
of when the world just seems so hard, and it's
easy to ruminate on these things and say too hard,
too hard.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
If you want to be a ruminator, do it.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
But if something matters to you, think about what is
it that's firing me here, and then do something about it,
and I think, as I said, having skin in the game,
whether it's I want to be good at that, Like
for example, Liam is very he's a bit of a perfectionist,
and he's very good at a lot of things, but
it'll only do things that he wants to be good at,
for example, riding a bike. For years he didn't because

(32:32):
he's tried it, was terrible at it. And we have
to encourage people to push through the cringe, push through
the bit where you look like an idiot. Take up
swimming at the age of seventy who cares? And I
think we also need to take that on board when
you're viewing someone trying something new, don't sit there with
your arms crossed or look at someone on social media.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
And thinking what an idiot. People should be encouraged.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
To have a go, have a go, have a go.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Be the person who has a go.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Isn't that far more attractive than the person that's cynical
with their arms crossed?

Speaker 15 (33:04):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
That's what our podcast is about this week. Yeah, that's
what our podcast is about.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Cringe worthy stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
But you do that, you embrace the cringe. My brother
does that.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
He's taking swimming lessons and he's one hundred and fifty
eight years old.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Embrace the stuff.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
He does look funny when he's wearing his little bubble,
his hunchback. How do you get your Double a Chattery podcast?
From whereever you get your good podcast?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
We can go to Double a Chattery dot com dot
au Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I know you're trying to inflame me by saying it.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Ladies asked your husband?

Speaker 15 (33:42):
Have you used fast?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Just speaking about embracing the cringe and how we should
view people who step up and have a go. I
forgot to ask you how your friend's son's friend went
when he lost to bet and had to do stand up.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Oh, well, it's it's a good thing you mentioned that
because he sent me the material.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
He's done it.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
He's done already, he did it.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
It takes guts.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Got a ten minutes set?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Wow, I wouldn't even watch Sherry sign.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
He didn't gave for ten minutes. For two minutes and
forty seconds And was that long enough? That was long enough?

Speaker 4 (34:16):
But this will just be whenever someone says, get up
on stage and talk for ten minutes. Ten minutes is
a lifetime. Two minutes is a lifetime.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
And for someone who has to do that by losing
a bet, that's guts good on him.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Are the results I've got him for.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
We're going to hear some lovely and I'll pad up
for smart versus Dart for the forty tips as well.
You should podcast when you lose a bet. It's always
hard when you've got to do something crazy. Doing a
stand up comedy set at the local pub when you're
on a stand up comedian is very very hard.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
He's a very tough thing for for any young person
to do, any old person to do, let alone losing
a bet.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
One of my mate sons texted the other day made
of his's lost this bed in the fantasy the NBA
thing had to do a stand up routine.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
He said, We've got any advice for him? I said, well,
is he funny? First?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Dearly, that's something be yourself breathe, I suggested, chat GPT
needs to get some.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Jokes, some thought starters.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Anyway, the young fella he did all right, although he
started off a bit shaky.

Speaker 17 (35:19):
I'm actually up for a fantasy punishers, so I'm not
a problem with the median readin so yeah, laugh at anything.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Sorry, I'm guessing you're not used to speaking with the money.
Sounds like the NRL bunkers there.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
You could get a job on another briefless radio show.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
He could, But then he started with his gear.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
What do you guys?

Speaker 13 (35:49):
Book club read three years?

Speaker 14 (35:59):
God that you?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
What do you call a book club that reads the
same book every year at church?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
It's good material, it really is. And then so this
is two minutes and twenty seconds. I've spared you all
the other stuff that was in there, but I think
this is his prize.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Gag.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
So I looked on Greenold's page and I actually had
his name and the lesbian.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
And they gave you on my birthday, which I appreciate
it a lot, but I think they disnassum.

Speaker 13 (36:27):
I said, I wanted to watch.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
He's funny, mate.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
He is funny.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Keep trying.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
We thank him for chat GPT. I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
He's funny, jam facious. Well have I called my equipment on?
Can you hear me? It's round sixteen of the NRL
and this year we're experiment experimenting with who's a better tipper?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
The experts all the universe, and by the universe, I
mean me throwing a dart at Brendan holding up balloons
with the team's names on them six all, which just
goes to show me throwing darts randomly at a cranky
Brendan Jones who's got all his motorcycle gear on. He
didn't want to wear the throat protector, although in the
past I've hit you in the throat with a bullet

(37:19):
with a dart. Hey, I've been the anti.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
We are on Instagram Live if anyone would like to
look at how violent this actually is, because everyone who watches.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
It is horrified. We're live streaming.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
We're live streaming, all right, So this is round sixteen.
As I said, let's get going. The first match is, yes, please,
the first match Tigers versus Raiders. The experts have picked
the Raiders. Let's see what the universe says. It's gone straight.

(37:50):
Oh that one hit your foot, it bounced off.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Oh that's a Raider. Warriors and the.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Panthers here we go, move them around so they're not
in their traditional.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Place at all. That went right between his legs.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Okay, okay, there you go.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
That one is that what's the green? Was that a Warrior?
This one is Dolphins and Nights the experts have said, dolphins.
What will I say?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Move them around? Oh, that one didn't go anywhere. That
one didn't go Okay, that one went off your head.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Guess who's aiming. Move them around.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Look it's witched in your leg.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
No, it seemed to look at here. Oh my god,
come on, that one's a dolphin. Rabbit O's in the storm. Rabbit,
O's in the storm. Hold up your balloons.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You didn't get a dolphin.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
You got the other side.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Okay, I don't worry your orchestra used.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
That one skimmed the top of your head. Look that
just bounced off. Move them around. It's not my fault
they're bouncing off. Look they bounce off.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
It's not my fault.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
One's fallen off. Oh, Brendan, you cheated.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Who are they storm?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Okay, now, Broncos and the Sharks.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
We've done worse than this. Broncos and the Sharks.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Don't.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Don't push the sharks at me. Let the universe, Brendan.
Oh wow, it moved through yours and they've picked the Broncos.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Next one.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Next one is the Roosters and the Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Okay, look, this is radio no Brendan, come on, play properly?
Is that land in your shoulder? Look throwing them? And
now my bum's on Hamer and my ass I'm throwing
them at him.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
The Roosters are going to win that one. We've got
We've got one more eels and the Titans. Titans have
been picked to win this.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Oh ding, thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Ready, here we go.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I'm running out of breath.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Okay, that's who were they?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
That was the Titans. I picked the Titans. Oh well,
those are our tips, my tips, and as I said,
I'm doing just as well as the experts. So if
you'd like to have look at my tips, that will
be up on our socials. Well company, then went over
your head into the board there. What would you like
to say, Brendon, You get crankier and crankier.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
It's extraordinary how bad you are.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
But how you managed to get that shot to hear
the broncast balloon when I was holding it behind the
Sharks balloon.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Sometimes the universe knows what it wants, Annieoak of the
That's what Woody Allen said, The heart knows what it wants.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
W Yes cracked on a step to.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
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Speaker 4 (41:10):
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was what radio station are we.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
That's where it all ended, which concerned me some Judy's
in Claermont, Vetta Meadows.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Hello, Judy, Hello morning.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
You've got ten questions in sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say pass. Okay, Judy, because we usually have time to
come back.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Okay, all right, good luck Judy.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Ri there we go, he comes. Question number one, what
fruit is used in banana? Bread? Banana?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Question two? What's the opposite of the North Pole?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
The question three? In which city would you find Big
ben London? Question four? The Hume Highway starts in Sydney
and ends where.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
Oh Melbourne?

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Question five?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
True or false?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
The Bible is the second biggest selling book in the world.

Speaker 15 (42:22):
True No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
It's false.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
It's the number one.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Is the deal?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Ye, No, it's the number one book in the.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Judy Judy, thank.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
You for playing Judy. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
Have a good morning.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I saw an interview with George Clooney who's been interviewed
for Women's magazine, and he was talking about with twins.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
The chores that are involved, and he says he does
some of those chores. He said, there's always dishes to do. Yeah,
to wash the kids, because he said they're slobs.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
We gotta wash your kids and get him out in
the backyard with the host.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
She also said this he would've taken on as a hobby,
two or three loads of laundry a day.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I cut his hair.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
I cut my hair, and I've always cut my own hair.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
He's always cut his own hair.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
But he said he doesn't cut his daughter's hair because
it's really long and his wife would kill him, so
he only cuts the boy hair. But their kids are
about eight now, I think, aren't they, So he cuts
George cuts his own hair and cuts his son's hair.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
At that age there is a time when you can
cut the son's hair or daughter's hair.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
At home.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Oh, there's a lot of time. But my daughter, she
was always infested with knits. There was a time there
I was just going to shave.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Oh there were a couple of years there were All
we did was wash the knits out, because.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
You know what they have all this woke knit treatment
these days.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
In my day, they had a flamethrow.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
They put caro in your hair and you never had
knits again. And then it's environment. Anyway, that's for another time.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
I hope it's for other time.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
All this win, my dude, that's when I go after
to talk back radio.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Please say it for them, Save it for them.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
But the boy's hair, you get one of those clippers
from you know, the two dollars shop.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
You make it sound very easy.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
A couple of like during COVID and things like that,
I would cut Harley's hair and I bought one of
those clipper things. And then not so long or maybe
a couple of years ago, we went to a party.
I said to Harry, I'll give you a haircut. And
I meant to just move the clipper lightly over his hair,
but I didn't have a guard on it, and it

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looked like he'd had a lobotomy because there's one giant
bald patch at the front.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
And I texted the kids who had come out of
and said, don't mention it.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
He's done a drawing of how he looked for a
card he gave you for Christmas. It's just a cartoon
of his face, just with one giant bald patch on
his head, because that's exactly how it looked.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
I felt terrible.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I've seen you throw darts and you have cut my
hair in the past, and you I didn't do a
bad job.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
He made a hash of it, I know, but I
shouldn't do it with clippers.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
You go with a small talk.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I'll say that Conny Holidays coming up.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
There's that.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Remember when we grew up and everyone had one of
those home hair things. Oh, part feather cut, part vacuum cleaner,
part k tail something.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Kytail hair magician, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
And producing ktails hair a magician.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
That was responsible for many children's tears getting to school.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
You don't want to go. Yeah. I remember my youngest son.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
We were over in a New Zealand and I had
to give him a last minute haircut because we're going
to put him into the little ski wee lamb where
they look after the kids while you go skiing.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
And then I saw the nets and we can't have
a No, that's what a beanie say.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
I went down to the News Zealand crazy clints, which
is hard to say when you're over there, got myself
on those hair shave his he shaved his head, shaved
him ball.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
He wasn't happy about it all, didn't like it. You're
doing it for the family, so we're gonna go on
ski mate.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
My drum is beating four Tales of the home haircut.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
And producing key taels hair a magician.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Always fraught with tears, always horrendous. What's Happened Tails of
the Home Haircut?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Jones Podcast seven.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda the Tribal Dramas, beating
tales of the home haircut.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
If it's good enough for George Cloding, it's good enough
for you.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Kids, and producing key tails hair a magician.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
He cuts his own son's hair. He cuts his own hair.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
These days, people spend so much on their school formals
and they get their hair and their makeup here. Melanie
came over to my place with your friend Melanie, my
good friend Melanie, to do my hair for my school formal,
and she brought along her curling wand which was it
had one temperature and that was scalding, And so she
wounded around my hair and then it got jammed in
there and was getting closer and closer to my scalp

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the heat, and we're trying to rip it out.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I just you know, it wasn't a good look.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
So how did you have the resolver? So if you
went along to the formal with.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
That hair, that was my date for the night. It
was highly charged.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Brad is hello, Brad, good morning?

Speaker 15 (47:06):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
What was the haircut? Who was giving what? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:09):
I don't know it was me.

Speaker 18 (47:10):
I don't know if James has been going for this,
but as you get older, you start the channel.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
John held your eyebrows, dont you know, just get a
bit wild.

Speaker 18 (47:18):
So I bought some clippers to do it. I'd done
one side with the number two the phone rang, I
got on the phone, I put thelippers down underknownst to
me the guard had fallen off. So I went to
the other one and born the other eyebrows gone totally
gone off.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Notice, oh Brad, you'd be careful with that when you're
trimming your trunk.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
As well. Oh okay, thank you, thanks Brad. Sandra's Hello Sandra.

Speaker 11 (47:42):
Hi, here you going.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
You will tell us about the haircut many years ago.

Speaker 11 (47:47):
My mum used to look after children and we had
this little Dutch family. So two little Dutch girls with
absolutely gorgeous long blonde hair dunning plants. My sister and
I always had short hair. One day, my sister decided
to play a hair dressing. She cut off one of
the plant and when her mother came to pick her up,

(48:09):
my mom said, I.

Speaker 10 (48:09):
Have some good news and I have some bad news.

Speaker 11 (48:14):
She held up the plant and she said, the good
news is I've been able to eaven it out. Oh
really cute little Bob.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Oh, no Bob.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
The other on the long flowing blonde locks. And this
one twin she's cropped at the skull.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
That's how evil twins are. For I know the years
of therapy A middle aged woman.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Now Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Tongues.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Another Christmas party will over again, Flight, So you tip
John this year.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
If it's good enough for George Clooney to cut his
own kid's hair, then surely it's good enough for the
rest of us.

Speaker 10 (48:53):
Well.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Haircuts at home that's what the travel job is beating.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
For today and producing Key tells hair a magician.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Robin has choined, Hello Robin, Hi, how are you going well?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
What was the trauma around the hair?

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Well?

Speaker 9 (49:07):
When I was about thirteen, I had a party at
home with my school friends and I'd fancied myself as
my lifetime career would be a hairdresser. So got out
mum's clippers and had the scissors and my friend had
her hair down to the middle of her back, and
I cut one side and then I cut the other side,
which wasn't matching the first side, and then I tried

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to even it out. By the time I'd finished it,
the hair was up around her ears and my mum
was freaking out. Luckily, the girl's mom was really really
happy because she said, oh, I always wanted her to
get a cut.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Oh, so it was out.

Speaker 9 (49:44):
I went down, But I never became a hairdresser.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Have you seen those girls that you said, those cutting things?
I sort of had a feeling that you might not
have gone down the path of hair dressing.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
When you see those girls on Instagram who pull their
fringe down to cut their fringe and inevitably it just
bobs up and they've pretty much now have Elizabeth the
first hairline.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Don't do it, thank you, Robin.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Sarah's with us all I Sarah, who cut Who's hair?

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Oh, good morning, guys. I can't decide whether I have
to tell you about the time it happened to me
or when I did it to someone else.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
So I was in kindergarten, Yeah.

Speaker 11 (50:18):
And my mum gave us one of those.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Horribly matching bowl cuts for my sister and I sanerced
to school. I got teas, Everyone's going, you're a boy,
you're a boy, he said. The next day she's end
us back with big ribbons in our hair after so
I think I'm just think I'm telling therapy for that one.
And the other time my ex husband, I said I've
cut his hair, and he had a really kind of

(50:43):
short close to his kids, but the actual tooth a
comb had broken, so I didn't notice I'd put the
wrong one on, and I just got I was paying
a teacher. The next thing, he had stripes up the
back of your kids like he was a zebra, and
he just I didn't tell him, let's started. And then

(51:03):
he came home and went, oh my god, everybody laughed
at me.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Your ex husband volumes there.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Twenty four score line. Forget about the mixed conversions. Let's
talk about state of origin and what else?

Speaker 3 (51:20):
What else were we talking about?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
There was a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
It's rain. There was rain.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Kick off at eight o'clock. I've never seen anything rain
as much in Perth as it did last night.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
And also the preamble, I can't you know the show
starts at seven, the footy is kicked at eight ten.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Come on, wolf Mother rocked. They were great. The welcome,
the country was good, the anthem was fantastic. Nailed that
my wealth. My wife always thought it was gold and soil.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
It's golden, That's.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
What I said. It's for plant and stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Meagine celebrating that you've got soil. There's gold and soil.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Gold and soil with wealth for toil.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
So that was really good. And I like the backstories
when they do the player backstories.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I like all those. This field was made and you
know all that jug.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
But the story old and soil, the story about pain
hess extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
And this young man he's only.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Twenty five, but he's wise and old beyond his years,
but a true tale of adversity and brought to life
through their promo team.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
His name is Pain.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Lucky ass I'm twenty five years old, six foot four
and one hundred and eighteen.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Kim Exact.

Speaker 16 (52:34):
Takes a closer look of Pain halfs his true wonder
is found beyond his physical prowess, the quiet resilience, the
beats beneath the jersey's heart.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
My mum called me Pain due to pain as I
free my family's conference.

Speaker 16 (52:49):
My life lived in the face of unimaginable adversity.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
God because he's toughest challenges to his strongest feeble.

Speaker 16 (52:56):
Twenty five, Pain has experienced more setbacks, the most in
a lifetime.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
I didn't realize that.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
I did not realize that, and that Primo just brought
it all to home. But you can't have a pain
Hesse every year. And as you say, there's a lot
of space to fill. I remember that years a few
years ago, there was no adversity.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
And then there's Ivan mcgilly cuddy. Raised on the mean
streets of Warunga. Hang on a minute, Warunga, that's hardly
a ghetto.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
He went to a good school, went to a nice
school and raised in a good family.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Surely we've got something more on this guy. There hasn't
even got some sort of adversity.

Speaker 13 (53:37):
He forgot his lunch money one day at school.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
He had to go hungry every day.

Speaker 13 (53:42):
He didn't go every day, it was just one day.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Okay, what else?

Speaker 13 (53:47):
His dad forgot to pick him up from training one.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Day, abandoned by his father.

Speaker 13 (53:52):
Oh he's a good one. He got the chicken pox
and had to stay home for a week.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
After battling illness, he came back stronger than ever.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
You've gotta have a bit of adversity of creativity in
there never goes astray.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
And then somewhere there was a football game which we lost.

Speaker 15 (54:09):
The Sham Notion podcast, I say, what have we got today?

Speaker 14 (54:22):
What gets my goolies is coat hangers or when you're
not using coat hangers. I mean, when you are using
coat hangers, you never have enough coat hangers. But when
you don't use the coat hangers that you have all
of them and you put them in a neat pile,
somehow they all get tangled up and you can't get
them apart, it really gets my goolies.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Very keys, keys do the same thing. What else do
we got?

Speaker 17 (54:49):
What gets my goolies is you go to a cafe
and you buy your takeaway coffees and after you've tapped
your card for payment, they goes. It will be a
little bit of a weight on the coffees. Maybe you
should have told me that before I paid.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
The times at a cafe with my friend and they
stuffed up our order twice and forgot about us and
finally got it and we said thank you.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
He said too easy, and my friend said, well, obviously
it wasn't this phrased.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
You that phrased too Easylie in with the good if
you dipped.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
That context is via the iHeartRadio app. It's seven to nine.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
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Speaker 1 (55:28):
Jones, Mata Tetower come in your way as well.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
Now.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
George Clooney said in an interview that he cuts not
on his own hair but his son's hair. So the
tribal drum was beating for tales of the home haircut.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
And producing Caytaels hair a magician.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Here's Sandra from Campbelltown.

Speaker 11 (55:44):
My mom used to look after two little Dutch girls
with absolutely gorgeous long blonde hair dunning plants. My sister
and I always had short hair. One day, my sister
decided to play the hairdressing.

Speaker 10 (55:58):
She cut off one of.

Speaker 11 (55:59):
The plant, and when her mother came to pick her up.

Speaker 10 (56:02):
My mom said, I have some good news and I
have some bad news.

Speaker 11 (56:07):
She held up the plant and she.

Speaker 10 (56:08):
Said, the good news is I've been able to even
it out.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Really, little Bob, a cute, little middle aged Bob on
a child.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
This is how the evil twin is formed. That's what
I did. That's another one when sucker Indeed.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
I will be back tomorrow with Friday five few flash
back Man.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
What up to the week this week?

Speaker 3 (56:30):
It's gone very quickly.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Coming up next week are giving you the chance to
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Speaker 3 (56:39):
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Speaker 4 (56:42):
Hello Bahamas, that you're eating your burg You're a chip,
says Brian. There's Sting singing everything I do, I do
it for your face.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I don't upset Brian because he doesn't tolerate fools. Again,
we had an awkward interview.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
That's why Brian has banned everyone. He's amazing in concept.
That was your fault. We are back from six tonight
for gam Nation. We will catch you then. Okay, goodbye,
good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 5 (57:13):
Good bye, good bye, wipe the two.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
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