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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. It's
time for our podcast. Friend, Well, what about that Western
Australian counselor. He goes over to South Australia and he
can't sleep. He's there for a bit of business.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
And he can't sleep. So what do you do when
you can't sleep? You leave your hotel late at night
and go to a strip club.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Sometimes don't you just boil up some milk and I
drink that? But no, he went to a strip club
that is, hey, can you boil that? He got caught
out because he put his.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Expense account into the.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Boss and he said, look where you've bought this bee?
You feel?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I didn't know about that.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's Thursday, so double a chattery. The podcast I do
with my friend and Ed Gregor drops. We're talking and
it is a very sensible woman. She's a forensic psychologist.
She has worked in some very heavy male dominated industry.
She used to work in a maximum security men's prison
when she was in her twenties. So we're discussing the
role of feminism and how it's changed what young women

(01:09):
think about feminism.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Interesting Also, no, I'm fascinated. I know you are interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Also coming up, the darts have decided what we're going
to be taken to the Fruit of Planes next year.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I don't know if this is a full on winner, but.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's an idea that we're road testing. It was okay
and that's the main thing. We gave it a go.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's certainly better than Mules Monday and the pub Test
is talking about landlines.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
People are bringing them back. What do you think does
it past the pub Test?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Right now?

Speaker 6 (01:51):
That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
We have so many requests.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
For them to do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Mistress Amanda's Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary poet Jones, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Congratulations, man, we're there any right now?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Josey and Amanda. You're doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Anyone but YOURSELFE good radio.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Sorry, but of a tongue twist set and Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Shoot, Timy, we're on there. Tell the money to you. Amanda,
how are you today? I love that shirt? Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
It's a very nice. The white lace shirt of lace.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, it looks good, thank you. It's a little bit
see through, which is good. That's good. It's good to
have a bit of flesh in the stud.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You know, it's funny that we've been talking about our
book celebrating twenty years of jonesy Amanda pump up the
jam of our boobook toopio dot com. Are you and
you made some reference to there being nudity in it,
and then we laughed and realize the only nudity in
the book is medical nudity. It's a shot of one
of my legs after my hip replacement and a shot
of you with your shirt off when you're in hospital

(03:06):
after you've had a bike accident.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Medical nudity, the least sexy nudity of all.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Speaking of nudity, you've been following the story about his
perf counselor.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Perth counselor Perth counselor.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Night's Jones.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
He was he's from Perth, from Junda Lap in Perth
and he's.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Over in Adelaide anyway, problem for Night.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
She couldn't sleep And what I do sometimes when I
can't sleep.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
And go might might kid up and have a beer
at home. No, no, no, I'm in Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
And so he's in a hotel and you think I
can't sleep, I'd better go and have a beer outside
my hotel.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Mister Jones went out and search for an alcoholic beveri
that might help him doze off.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
He walked into the first.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Bar he saw what was Brendon And.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
He's gone into the Crazy Horse Review. I've been to
the Crazy Horse Review.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
She couldn't sleep.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Well, you know what it said in a pamphlet. It
was the home of Miss Neude Australia. And I thought, well,
I've got a lot of motorbike Jackson, a lot of
stuff that I could store. If she's new, dude, she does,
she's gonna have eaves the cupboard space. So maybe mister
Jones what was the same, had the same idea. Yeah, anyway,
he's gone into the strip.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Is it a strip club? Is it a strip I
don't know. You didn't say so home of misnude. I
don't know if there's stripped or they're already nude.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Are you like? What do you just come down the
last shower?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I don't frequent strip club, so I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
You perform there, but you don't frequent.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I'm able to sleep, so I'm not in this category.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
You did a show once where you pretended to be extra.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I do know I did. It was called I Come
of All. It was called and it was on the ABC,
and I tried out a whole lot of different jobs,
and one of them was being a stripper, obviously, and
I had to film in a strip club just from
me from the neck up and as if these tassels
were hitting me in the face, and I had to

(05:02):
I couldn't stop pulling faces because I just I had
to toil out a pole and things. But I was
just wearing a boob tube and normal clothes. That and
the number of people that said I saw that I
didn't know you could dance because they had an actual
But then they intercut this with this. You know that's
not my.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Wife, Helen said at the time. Man has got a
good body.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
How would people possibly think that was me?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
So mister Jones has gone into the thing, He's been
in there for two minutes. A girl walked out, skimpily dressed,
and he's got a minute. So he's done the right thing.
He's skulled his beer and left.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
How come, we know this story. What's happened?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
He's got to put an expense form in when he's
got back to Western Australia for one beer for one beer,
and someone mister Beancount has gone, hang on a minute,
this is a crazy horse review and next minute Australia
is reading this story. Yeah you should go there and
have a look. Should I went there one time with
Gretel Klleen of.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
All people, did you yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't know how we ended up there. I think
it was because of the missnewed Australia. But we did
watch a girl do a dance over a bubbler. Wow,
it's extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Did you file it under your expenses?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
No? No, it was all legit. It was all you know.
I'm not a paragon of virtue, but it was. It
was many years ago, two thousand thereabouts.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
What do you mean you're not a paragon of virtue.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm not a paragon of virtue. Look at me.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
But no.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
The only reason he got in trouble was because he
filed it under No one would care that he went
there was a civilian or as a politician, No one
would care. It's because he tried to put it in
his expenses. He's not in trouble morally. It is his
trouble because he's an idiot.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Well, yeah, be putting your expenses into a g stree.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I thought she was my tax accountant.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
We have an action packed show today. It's Thursday. That
means we get to I balloon up, you throw darts
at me? And which ideas will be going through that
were selected yesterday?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yes, we go to test run one of your ideas
for the tribal drum.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Also, Instagram makes his return and we can't do anything
until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
This question one Ziggy Stardust was the auto ego of
which singer gam Nation No rain, No rain today.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Don't let dragon for you with the sound effects whole
morning dust? What about the winds yesterday? How did you
go with the winds?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
What about that? They came out of nowhere?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, and my wife last time she left the blinds.
Then we got these outdoor blinds and the wind got
one of the blinds.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Break, yeah, break the blind and then it smashed the
tiles on the roof.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
And then we just had the insurance successor come out,
and then the blind people came out what is it
with blind.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
People that.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Out of context?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
This is the second time now they've come out and
they've mismeasured the blind.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
No, I said, you guys like you know this is
their business. Do you have a tape measure? It's tape measure?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
And the guys looking at me like I'm being the smartest,
I said, I seriously, mate, you've drawn about five holes
in the tiles.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Do you have a tape measure?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I've got five in my garage and he's gone, you
know it's about it with beletox.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Will he miss into it next door? I wouldn't be
worried about it.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
You should measure it.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Wow, impressive, we're into the magnificence.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
There are seven questions? Can you go all the way
and answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that,
a Manda will say.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Run out of words, Let's get straight to it.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Felix is in Ashville.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Hellow Felix, good morning, beautiful people.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
How are you doing okay? Nash Feld wind Wise, we.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Hadn't been of a tafty storm yesterday?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, really did. Besides, were on the news last night.
I thought, what city is that?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
It's still a bunch of houses without power.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
That's right, and all these suburbs just horrendous. Ziggy starred
us was the alter ego of which singer?

Speaker 9 (09:00):
That would be David Bowie.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Indeed, Sheldon, Leonard, Howard, Raj and Penny are all characters
from which sitcom?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Felix Ah.

Speaker 10 (09:10):
That that show? It's the I don't watch it, but.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
You know Gones?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You go very well? So which sitcom is Sheldon Leonard, Howard,
Raj and Penny in.

Speaker 10 (09:28):
The Big Bang Here?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
I never watched a single episode. I like it. I'm
sure it's great. I've never seen a single episode of it.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Let's play cover me, cover.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Gones. This is a cover of which song?

Speaker 10 (09:41):
Don't you think I'm going to get it along without you?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
When you're gone?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh? I like everything that I hadn't kicked me out
of my own?

Speaker 10 (09:49):
No, you have it?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Are you satisfied? How long can't you stand to here?

Speaker 11 (09:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Buts wrap second? Whoa? What do you think God's see?

Speaker 9 (10:01):
Look at?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
It's a very familiar song.

Speaker 9 (10:03):
I love, yeah, I love I love the Big but
I can't get it.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
No, it's it's a song that you will absolutely not
really hard to pick, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
That is a tough one, possibly the hardest.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
One we've ever done and Cover Me podcast. Jam I right,
is back in the house during the five days you've
had off this week?

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Yeah right?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
What have you been up to?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Just you know, I know one thing you haven't been
doing getting your hair cut?

Speaker 7 (10:31):
Not you as well?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Have other people mentioned out of control?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah? It's gone. And what you've you've got a bead?
Is that a bead? Would you call it a bead?
What would you say about that?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
It's a it's like a a Quaker kind of throat beard.

Speaker 7 (10:46):
What's a Quaker throat bed?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
What do you think? You know what I'm saying? In
a period play?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Are you in a period? Are you doing this for
a for a role?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Your skits who also said things about your Oh.

Speaker 12 (10:58):
I actually saw my mum last night for dinner and
she said, she you look like Krusty the clown.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm just saying because you work.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I know it's hard for you working Thursday to Friday,
but you know, could you brush your hair?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
So I don't want to sound like with those old
guys that bust your balls about stuff, but.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
You're sounding like an old guys.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
But you do whatever you want to do.

Speaker 7 (11:21):
I'm growing it out?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are you when you did that? Brendan see, I had
to put up with you looking at your hair went
like electrical wiring for about six months. You had a
middle life crisis before my very eyes.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I always love seeing you. I'm glad that you're here
and we are into the magniz.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Haven't we finished that yet?

Speaker 7 (11:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:39):
We're wrong? God? What have you switched off? Where You've?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
God cover me and I've covered by?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Nathan's in bad ho bay I?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Nathan, have you listened to this?

Speaker 10 (11:50):
I don't you think I'm going to get it along
without you?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
When you're gone, you tuck me for everything that I
hadn't kicked me out of my own?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Are you having? Are you satisfied? How long can you
stand to.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
The door?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
The bop second is the hardest one, Nathan.

Speaker 10 (12:12):
That's another one by queens.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Never heard the words before? A question for this is
multiple choice. What color is the utmost section of a rainbow?
Is it red? Yellow? Or blue?

Speaker 13 (12:25):
You?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I have to sing the song in your head.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
It has to be red.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
It's red.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Which three flavors are used in Neapolitan ice cream?

Speaker 10 (12:36):
Chocolate Strawbery.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Was always a fan of the vanilla, so you'd skip
the middles the middle one. Yeah, I didn't like the chocolate.
It was fake chocolate, didn't really taste like chocolate.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
You didn't go across?

Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, would you do? Would you go across?

Speaker 3 (12:52):
You go across from an?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
You too, right?

Speaker 9 (12:55):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Nathan?

Speaker 10 (12:57):
I always went vanilla?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, so you you go across you? I thought the
rules were you either to do a scoop of each
or just one. I didn't know you could go across.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
There is a problem with you contaminate the other flavors.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
It also launch into one. I'm upset by this, all right, Prussire.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Number six, I don't need to clutch your pearls.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Madison Square Garden is a famous arena in which city,
New York? Your brains trust is help.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
You're allowed and not for your mental state. I'm just
saying how you're getting help.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
You're allowed to this.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
We have no judgment.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Who won the US Dancing with the Stars yesterday, Nathan, Robert?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
That was Robert Owen. What about Robbie.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
We're going to talk further about that extraordinary, extraordinary?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
What did you have to say, Robert? My sister said
a first, thank you for changing my life.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Big what you said when you want to.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
When I won Dance with the Stars, I remember saying
my sister changed my life.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
I wish my dad was here to say it. Actually
my dad was there.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
That was a shame.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
That was a shame that said, I've got cancer and
now this.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I've got to watch this.

Speaker 14 (14:20):
Congradulacious, you've won the jem pick a two hundred dollars
fun Lab vouchers strike Holy Molly Hiding Hotel. I'm going
to pay for that, all right, you brothers to book
an Indy you function that's actually found.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
My dad appreciated my sense of you. I know. We
did one hundred villion.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Dollars to spend a chart time with the launch of
the iconic og premium Pearl Milk tea boulder, richer and
more delicious and Jonesie no matter character choice for the
character in.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
He give us an impression.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Can't do it, do a thing, can't do it?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Hey, guys, is that all more? Please? Crikey.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
That's very good. That's a big one.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Congratulations on your win.

Speaker 12 (15:03):
Thank you, thank you, Thanks Amanda, that is very good,
and thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Robert Dowin has Nita hair.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Actually what to cue you to have your hair like
me alone coming up.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Thank you, Nathan, carry out about your business mate Jonesy
and Amanda podcast Jonesy Amanda.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
It could anyone, but you're silkie.

Speaker 10 (15:30):
Joint sure.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Coming through the jamanac app the musical facts on this day.
In nineteen eighty eight, In Excess released Never Tear Us Apart.
This was, of course from their album Kick You know,
an album more than an album.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
The dopes at Round Atlantic Records said to the band
will give you a million dollars to re record the
album because there's.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
No hits on it, no hits like this.

Speaker 13 (15:59):
Or this.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, that's you never heard? What about this one?

Speaker 15 (16:07):
Ungine?

Speaker 1 (16:09):
All from the same album, all from the.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Same albums, and.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
All from that one album.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
And now exciting news.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Some forty years later, this song has been used in
their latest toy Story franchise, What do Executives?

Speaker 9 (16:26):
GM seven?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Hello there it's jonesy Amanda.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
No HiT's there in Excess, Never Terrorist Apart. It must
be hard being a recorded executive.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, everyone's your work retrospective, everyone both about. It's a
guy who saw the Beatles.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I like to think that I've got a good year
with music. There's certain songs that you hear and you go, oh,
that's a great song.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
That's a minute. You heard agad you said, that's got
to all.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Over it, that's got hit all over it. Hello, it's
jonesy Amanda.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
She would have said, does it have to be a pineapple?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Can we push something else? Boys? It's seventeen to seven.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Double a chattery drops today, It's Thursday. That's Thursday.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's pie Day. Double a chattery.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
The podcast you do with your forensic psychologists friend Anida
mcgret drops today.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Absolutely. And the thing we're talking about today is there's
were newsork You may have heard. New York Times has
recently got itself in a kerfuffle because it had a
headline based on a podcast that it did between a
number of female conservative commentators called is feminism Ruining the workplace?
Ruining the workforce? And then they walked back on that

(17:30):
because there was such a big backlash. What they are
trying to say, and what one of the women, the
conservative women this is for the New York Times, has
said is that the female attributes which have been called woke,
which is a collusion and discussion and kindness and empathy
and not not being aggressive, those traditional female traits. Are

(17:53):
they ruining the workforce? And she is saying, yes, it's
changing the workforce and stats show its changing it for
the better. Statistics in Australia actually shows that more women
in the workforce you get a higher financial result, So
those stats are there. But it led to Anita and
I having a bigger discussion on the nature I guess
of feminism and where it sits with modern women and

(18:14):
the rise of Andrew Tate and those kind of male commentators.
I remember where my boys started at a private boys'
school and they'd come home and they talk about feminazis
and things. I didn't know what they were saying, but
I said, excuse me, you are growing up in a
feminist household. The reason I can go to work, the
reason your father can be freelance and do the work

(18:35):
he wants to do. The reason that your school fees
can be paid by a woman who's working is because
of feminism. And they've never said that stuff since, and
they're friends.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Now.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Are women who were smart, funny, interesting off to change
the world. They know that that's what women are. But
a lot of women themselves are walking back on how
they feel about feminism without realizing what feminism has done
for them. Anita, as you can imagine, has some really
interesting things to say about this. She worked in a
maximum security prison when she was twenty five in Canada.

(19:08):
She has a lot of you of changing workplaces throughout
the years and the role of feminism. Have listened to this.
This is a podcast that is hosted by two women,
two American women, who are saying that that they don't
want feminism anymore. They'd like to walk back on feminism,
dismantle it. And then there's an Australian girl. I've got

(19:28):
her name here and I've lost it, but her name
is me of Finlay. She actually puts them in their place.
Have you listened to how this plays out on her socials.
We want to dismantle the whole feminism a mess.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
You do.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
We are anti feminist. We've been anti feminist the whole time.

Speaker 16 (19:42):
You go first, You go first, You hand in your
microphone and your platforms, and you show us what dismantling
feminism really means. Because in order for you to have
access to that microphone, to that platform and to benefit
or profit from your message and amplifying your message in
any way, marketing your message in any way you're going
to need feminism. So the first step to dismantling feminism

(20:05):
is to stand behind your own values and your own
belief system and to cut yourself off from any ability
to have any kind of autonomy, and that includes financial autonomy.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
And I'm going to need you to go first.

Speaker 16 (20:18):
Because it just just seems incredibly ironic that the women
who are championing and proliferating the ideals of traadwifery and
these conservative values are the first ones to profit from it,
which you can only do if you are standing on
the shoulders of feminists.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
So you go first. Oh, bravo, bravo. Anyway, Anita and
I discuss all of this at length, and please join
us double a Chattery dot com. We'll ever get your podcast, but.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Let's get on. I thought the landline phone was dead.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
By Hello, it's comeback. Well there isn't. It hasn't completely comeback,
but some people are pushing for it to come back,
and not just parents of kids. Some gen zetas are saying,
you know what, it's romantic. I like it in Sex
and the City and I want to feel the landline again.
Not to be so connected, but to be more intentional
in how you use your phone. But there are some

(21:20):
families who are choosing to do this for their kids.
And one of the moms is saying, I love it.
When the phone rings all the kids run to be
thrilled to answer it. It's a telemarketer. That's the thing.
Once you have one phone, you got to answer it
because we just ring, we just.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
We just forget recent history.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
But there was a side table in the in the
corridor the phone.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
And that would ring, Amandra, it's for you. Who is it?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
And if you wanted a private conversation.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Donky Pants wants to talk to Amanda.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I'm missus Smith. Can I talk to Jerry had to
go through the whole thing as a whole manners to
talk to someone's parents. You had it all.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
And it's like my mate oz Mother. We used to
call him oz Beeper and we'd ring up missus oz
Mother and we go, hey, missus oz.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Beeper, and you swear at her by accident, and.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Then we had to soften his name a bit. So
that's why he because Osma.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
What a charming story. In Australia, the most recent data
shows about a third of the population has a landline.
A decade ago it was two thirds. I'm surprised a
third still has the landline.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Well, we've got a landline, Fame. It's in the garage.
It's a cordless one.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Do you use it?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
No, I don't even know the number. I will say this.
So I checked it the other day and there's a
bunch of.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Messages on it that have been left and from Helen's dad,
from Ron who passed away a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
See, that's it's just nice to hear his voice.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
A hear his voice. Hay pad, How that's not he says,
that's how not me? Yeah, I was very close with him.
But and I can't get rid of that.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
No, of course not. But do you want one in
your home so your kids disconnect from being online?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
In the six seven world we live, Maybe it's.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
A good thing the landline. Does it pass the pub test? Yaham,
Brendon and Levanda, and you're on the same show.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Let's start wearing lipstick.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Fantastic.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
It's a big deal. When you win Dancing with the.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Stars, Well, you know, Brendan, you didn't you know, but
you were there when someone else did.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Well, you didn't win either.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
No, but I don't pretend I did.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I never said I said it's a big deal. You
don't have to be mean about it.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I'm not being mean. Robert Irwin has won the US
Dancing with the Stars. Here was the moment.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
My sister said it first, thank you for changing my life.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
It's a massive, massive deal. A whopping seventy two million
votes came in for him.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Or that was that there were that many votes during
the final finale.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
It wasn't necessarily those votes three times the population of
our country extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
This is more than double the previous record. That was
the interest in this finale. Rob's a great guy, and
this is what people are saying is so wonderful about
This was an article on the paper this morning where
they're quoting an American executive who was saying that, in
an extreme it's an extremely positive news story Rob journey
on Dancing with the Stars because he's such an authentic
young man and everyone knows the Erwin legacy. But in

(24:15):
another what this is what the story has said in
an otherwise overwhelmingly negative news cycle, audiences desperately twist the
dar looking for alternatives to the US shutdown, to the
stalled girls a ceasefire to Trump's on again, off again
Tariff's gloomy forecasts. The Irwin franchise sells wonder not warfare.
Positivity travels across party lines, across geographical lines. You can't

(24:38):
fake joy. And he brought so much joy to the
dance floor and to people's lives.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
And he's like that, we've spake lovely fellows.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
We established on the show today, someone rang up and said,
the jim Y Rice sounds like Robert Irwin.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Hey, guys, how's it going?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Sorry? Is that jem Y Ryle Robert el And I
can't tell.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's the That's all you ever say, though, if you
got anything else? Reich, what a dance? Actually, that's not bad,
that's not bad.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
I'm just a dancing monkey to you people, just a monkey.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
What about your rib? Mate? How's your rib?

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
My ribs?

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Are they really hurt?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Jonesy's uncanny, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Well?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
We don't need to get rob girls, don't worry about
geting Robert I.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Congratulations mate, not you Ryan the real Robert Robert.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Sham Notion Podcast. When God I wanted to get on
right now.

Speaker 8 (25:34):
I'm crazy now your windows stick.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
Your head on a yell hell.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Down to the jonesy demand of arms. To the pub
test today the phone landline? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
It's kind of making a bit of a comeback. Most
of us don't have land lines anymore, but some families
are reinstalling them and they're seeing the joy that kids
have running to answer the phone to a tellymarketer late
at night. But is this one way of getting your
kids off their phones? Is it bringing back a communal
nature and a more intentional way to use the phone.

(26:10):
If you want to speak to Grandma, let's have a
proper conversation. How do you feel the landline? Does it
passed the pub test?

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Well, I'm only twenty four, so I've never had a
lamp home, but I think it's something that my grandparents had.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
No, I don't think they passed the pub chat.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
I'm so tight.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
There's no way in.

Speaker 8 (26:26):
The world if I am going to pay for a.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Phone line as well as a mobile, Why would you
a landline when you've always got your mobile either on
a charge or in your pocket all day every day.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
It's just ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
Were not like am I seeing? Having one's pretty cool?
But I do have two quick couple of questions. Will
our landline be able to eavesdrop on us? But it
might be a matter of we need them back. How
else are we going to escape the matrix?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Indeed, too many thanks could drop unless someone left their
phone off the hook.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Did you ever have that?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Someone a ring and they'd leave their phone off the
hook by accident, wouldn't go into the cradle probably, and
you could hear everything that was going on in their house.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
A did you ever have that?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
We talk about eavesdropping, or you pick up the extension,
well and you have a very loud conversation in front
of your whole household. That's what your eaves dropping was.
You don't need you can say, oh the thing you're
buying a pair of shoes. We can do it manually.
Now do you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I know exactly what I know exactly what you say?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Can you tell me?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Coming up in twenty twenty six, we move from this
breakfast space to the fruited plains of drivetime radio, green Grass, clear.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Sky, cheese plates. If you want cheese, I think it's
after and we need a cheese plate.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
It's all there.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
We're going to take your idea, Well, we took your
ideas yesterday, and what you'd like to hear, we will
decide which one. By way of dart.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
That's coming, we'll be talking.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
But also to celebrate our book launch, Pump Up the Jam.
People are getting misty eyed about the recognition elections of
the Jonesy demand of breakfast radio show, and one of
those is coming up next on Gold Jams. In twenty
twenty six, we go to the fruited plains of drive
time radio for Jam Nation nationally around the country.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
And we're launching our book, which is Pump Up the Jam,
a book of celebrating our twenty years so far. Who
knows how many more years they'll be, but twenty years
on the Breakfast Show, which we think is a pretty
big deal. If you'd like to join us at this
book launch, he's going to be furnacing the fundamentals, performing
our favorite band in the universe. We're going to be
the rooftop bar of Jackson on George. It's going to
be a great, great night, what a hoot.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
And people have recollections. What have we got today, Well, let's.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Have a look. This is one I don't know if
I remember this. I can't even find it here.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Great, have you sat out the ABC?

Speaker 8 (28:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
I don't. I've been working on other things.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay, well this is time.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Just in it about unrelated stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Okay, Well, there was one here about the time I
dyed your hair with Natella. I don't even remember that,
do you?

Speaker 11 (28:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
I don't remember it. I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
We've asked our team to find it, and yes, apparently
I did in twenty eighteen, I dyed your hair with Natella. Listen,
I'm going to dye you're hair with the tailer. A
hairdresser in Dubai has been experimenting with an ataella and
condensed milk and it gives you a beautiful brunette shine.
So I've mixed it together here. I've got the foils.

(29:22):
I'm going to be a hairdresser. Got any plants for
your holidays?

Speaker 7 (29:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Who did your head last time? It's dreadful. I'm going
to go on me break a little bit around the
back because I want to even it up here a
little bit here? Does it feel nice?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I've got a big TV show coming up this week,
so yeah, it'll be the.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Course of course, and we'll just cover up this ball
patch here. I won't put it on that because it
just I just need to find some hair for this,
for the dying, and I'll do one more and this
would be like Shane WARN's highlights. But brunette, is it permanent?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
It's a dye?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, but what's in the word dye that you haven't understood? Okay,
I's going to put this one in. So just some
highlights around the top, not like a golden ruff. Look
a bit like that golden ruff. Okay, lean back, it's
time to rent it out and let's see what we're get.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Your hair.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
And you made a word of it warms crazy. That
dropt some champoo on?

Speaker 9 (30:29):
Can you make it a bit of water in my eyes?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
You hear shampoo before subways ways, that's got the right lexilo.

Speaker 13 (30:44):
That through your hair a bit of extra gel.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It looks incredible, that's true. That was from Julia Ruffeo.
Isn't amazing? I have no recollection of that?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Is that weird?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
It's like this is like going into a time machine
with the two of us and you've come out half fly.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I don't remember how it went. I didn't get the
TV giegs.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, and it didn't make your hair any darker.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Thanks you booked your Australia's Home of Books and Gives
this Christmas.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
We've got some more coming up. If you'd like to
check out us on our.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Socials you can put in your own recollections of our show.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
We'd love to see you there. We're going to be
sueing Julia Ruffeo on the night.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Coming up, we've got to Helen's Remiss News, then the Darts.
We've been getting your ideas to take to the show
for next year, so I we'll have to balloon up
and then what idea will be going to the fruited
Plants find out after seven thirty on God Jonesy and
Amanda podcast. I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

(31:46):
I'm I'm looking forward to switch him at Christmas lights.
I'm what I've noticed more and more people have got
Christmas lights everywhere was They're more robust these days and
you can leave them up forever. My Christmas lights have
been up for seven years now and all I do
is switch.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Them on, looking weird.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
When you do notice it, you don't even notice it.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Although mate did say to me the other day, goes
way you got your Christmas lights up already.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Good on you? It is August, good on you.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Well this is I mean, these are the markers of Christmas.
We're starting to get excited about this stuff. And look
what has been brought in. This is the stuff you
can get in the shops. Now we've got some fruit,
mince pies, We've got Christmas.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Efforts to people eat fruitmant spice. They look good.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Well, if people didn't eat them, they wouldn't make them.
No one's going to make something he doesn't get eaten.
Do you eat candy canes? Is anyone Ryan? Do you
eat candy can.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
Do you eat.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Mothball?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
He lives in a sharehouse. He'll it tiles to me anyway.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Thank you to Woolworths who brought in Christmas early to
the studio this morning. This is their thing, feeding the
crew with the latest from the Christmas dessert range available now,
will stocks. Let's crack one, Let's crack one open. Let's
not fight. Brendan.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Are you one of those widows to put your finger inside?

Speaker 3 (32:59):
No? No, because you've got to grab it like a.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
See I want. I love the smell of gunpowder in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Okay, what did I get I hope it's a joe.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh, so, do I be a mystery calculator? Why did
the golfer wear two pairs of pants because he look,
I've got a mystery calculator. I don't even know how
that works.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Jokes.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm writing my own shop.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
In store or online. This festive season will work the
fresh Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Thank you for let me just smell a.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Little bit more much to say that is not the
actual joke.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Oh you know the joke?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
In case he got a hole in one, of course.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Thank you, it wasn't because he had an accident.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
In case one of Tiger Wood's girlfriends arrived, it's twenty
one to eight coming up. We're going to put putting
our ideas, the ideas the darts.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
We took your ideas yesterday, we put them onto darts.
You're going to wear a coat. I'm going to throw
a dart at you.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Every on the same part.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
One of them will become the tribal drum Gama.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Shout out to the sees, guys and girls going around
with the chainsaws and doing what.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
A mess that storm yesterday and in the midst of
that there were bushfires. Welcome to an Australian. Some just
see that big gum tree that came to you, yeah,
or the roots and all.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
The roots and all, and then it was on a
house in gum trees.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
I don't know, like they give me a home, not
amongst the gum trees.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Baby, put them out in their own little space.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Okay, don't you think a bit late for that?

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Okay, just feel worthy of me. I'm just saying that.
You know you don't want to put it next to
a build up structure. Too late for that now, but
in the future, Okay, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Sure, Brendan, if you want take on the gum tree people,
you're a brave man. We have to rewrite all our
country songs.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yesterday was Ideas Day.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Every Wednesday, we've been taking your ideas on what idea,
what you would like to hear in our drive show.
We're going to be on air from three to six
pm starting in January next year. What ideas would you like?
And then we've been road testing them. So far most
of them have got a big nap from my charming
friend Jonesy.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
You know, because the ideas just haven't being great.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
They have lived up to your incredible.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
I'm a pragmatist and I know what works and what doesn't,
and I just feel.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
That so and yet you're the guy who liked the
motorcycle segment.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
I like motorcycle segment. The name was not sexy enough.
It was a showish sled or still got the.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Same call for I've got it fifty two that came over.
That's what we would have.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Got anyway yesterday. These were the ideas.

Speaker 17 (35:34):
Jones's big twelve inch. There is something about twelve inch
records that just sounds so fantastic.

Speaker 10 (35:42):
I got your call.

Speaker 9 (35:44):
Try and suck them in.

Speaker 13 (35:45):
Tales are the mother in law wind wacky laws from
around the world.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
It's going to be called apology excepted what they do,
and you to apologize on their behalf.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
So all of those ideas have been given numbers. Those
numbers have been transcribed onto balloons. The balloons have been
put onto a jacket.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I'm going to be blindfolded. I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Why you're blind filed.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I'm going to throw a at the balloons, and whichever
one is popped first becomes our tribal drum. Yeah nation.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Next year we go to the fruit of Planes of drive,
Time Radio. But what idea is what we'd be taking
with us to Drive Time.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Radio every Wednesday. We've been asking you what you're are
Also on Instagram Live by the way, if you'd like
to join us, we've been asking you what your ideas are.
The ideas have been written down with a corresponding number.
We don't know what number corresponds to what they've been
put onto balloons that Brendan Jones is now wearing. And
he's now standing in front of me wearing a coat
of balloons. I'm going to put a blindfold on and

(36:45):
I'm going to throw darts.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
On our list, we have Jones's big twelve inch this
is twelve inch songs.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes, I don't know how that would work. We'll just
play long songs.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Well, you can have like the other twelve inch version
of Tubdumping by Chumberwemba Tales of the Mother in Law,
Got your course? Apology accepted? Where did you hear that from?
You don't listen to the thing I say? And weed
and wacky laws from around the world, all right, And
not to mention that my idea of LSD love song
desecrations LSD.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Let's do it, and especially when I'm.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Throwing and just in fairness, Idea said.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Hour pun hours on there too. Okay, all right, now
I've put my blindfold on. I can't remember why I'm
blindfolded because this makes no difference because you've got a
balloon with numbers, wouldn't it be best?

Speaker 7 (37:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I just like the challenge of it. All right now, Brendan,
everyone out of the way except for you, Brendan.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I'm right here.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait all right, Jane,
you put your visor down?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
All right? Am I in the vicinity if I start throwing?

Speaker 7 (37:41):
Here Ryan, Yep, you're good. Here we go, Here we are.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Okay, that's had a soft landing with that guy.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
That was all my that's towards that camera you like smate.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Okay, ready about here.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Here we go.

Speaker 12 (37:51):
Ye, that's kind of bounced off. Ready again, Hey that
was clean? Where did I hit him? Was that a testicle?

Speaker 7 (38:03):
And that was done? A falling chat? Where that is
tales of the mother in law.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Of the mother in law? What if you got? Okay,
business is open. Tails are the mother and all? Give
us a call. Thirteen fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
You look like you should be up at nimb and
doing some sort of art exhibition.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Brendan, I'm going to throw another data at you. How
are you ready? I don't need to know.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Insta grand is here. If you would like to play,
why not call us?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Thirteen fifty should podcast.

Speaker 18 (38:38):
Right now?

Speaker 7 (38:39):
What's a free money?

Speaker 14 (38:40):
Instances and Amanda's screet fulls eye.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to
that question of time for MS. You get all the
questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
You can go home with one thousand dollars. How great
is that? Or you can play for two thousand dollars,
but it is double or nothing by answering a bonus question.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Claire is in Lane co.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Hello Claire, Hello morning, good morning. We've got ten questions
sixty seconds. As Jonesie said, if you're not sure, say passed.
We might have time to come back.

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Okay, okay, ready Claire.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Claire, here we go.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
He can business like Claire.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Here, you focus because here it comes. Question number one
h two O is the symbol for what water? Question two?
What mystical creature is tinker Bell?

Speaker 6 (39:27):
A fairy?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Question three? What type of animal? Is a travali fish.
Question four What spice was mel b in the spice girls?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (39:38):
Past?

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Question five twenty twenty is a form of which sport
um repeat twenty twenty is a form of which sports
cricket question six? Who is Australia's first Prime Minister? Um?

Speaker 17 (39:52):
Or past?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Question seven? Flinders Street Station is located in which Australian city?
Melvin Question eight the year nineteen eighty nine belongs to
which century? M pass question nine in ten pin bo
three strikes in a row is called what.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Thankschrikes?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
P question tend and Roman mythology what creatures half goat
half human?

Speaker 15 (40:21):
Oh damn, that's a faun is a hard Let's go back,
I reckon, you'd know that if you had a bit
of time Melby which spy school was she?

Speaker 6 (40:33):
She's scary?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Scary. Australia's first Prime Minister.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Ed Edmund Barton.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
That's Edmund Barton. Now this one would have tricked me up.
Nineteen eighty nine belongs to which century?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
The twentyth century?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
And ten bowling three strikes in a row is called a.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I wouldn't don't Donald Trump just pardoned a bunch of
them criminals Turkey.

Speaker 15 (41:01):
It's a turkey turkey.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Thank you for playing Claire.

Speaker 15 (41:08):
Thank you well.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Have you all put your thinking kettles on and come
up with your tails of the mother in law, because
that's what the tribal drum is beating for.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Next Wednesday is ideas day. Thursday is selection day. How
we get to this process very simple, really. You bring
up on Wednesday with your ideas as to what we're
taking to the fruit of Plains of Drivetime Radio next year.
Then those ideas are each given a number. Those numbers
are put onto balloons. Those balloons put onto a coat.

(41:35):
The code is put onto me. Then you throw darts
at me, and then we select.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
It's the simplest way we could think of doing that.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
There's no other way, really.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
And what did we select today today?

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Again?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Was that a testicle?

Speaker 7 (41:48):
And that was a falling chair? That is tales of
the mother in law, of the.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Mother in law? What have you got? It was Paige
who came up with this idea yesterday, Tales of the
mother in law. She said, when she was just in
her thirties, her mother in law had air brushed out
her wrinkles, left her own in air brushed out hers
and she was only in the.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Thirties thanks to Paige Tails the Mother in Law. So
that's what we're looking at.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
That's what we've got today. Give us a call thirteen
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Speaker 1 (42:28):
The Man saxt Year podcast.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
So the ideas come to fruition.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Well, this is how it goes. We want you to
be involved in what our Drive show will be on
air from three to six pm next year. What will
we have in our show every couple of if the
last few weeks been taking your ideas on Wednesdays and
we've been test running one of them on a Thursday. Today,
this one's been selected.

Speaker 10 (42:50):
Tales a Mother in Law.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
The ideas have been hit missed, like Amanda's dart throwing.
But no, it's a way, it's a system.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
It's a system and it's the simplest thing we could
think of tales of.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
The mother in law. Lee has joined us.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Hi, Lee, tell us, is this your mum in law?
You're dabbing in?

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Yes, my giant maunderin law. I would get me a
seachers from the in law saying that I was rude
to their mother. I wouldn't talk to her. I would
hang up on her. I was the first time mother.
She kept calling me and it would go to message
bank and she was talking to the message.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Oh, she thought that you were hanging up on her.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Yes, and the rest of the family were not happy.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
She was just talking to the answering machine.

Speaker 9 (43:33):
Yeah, correct, Yes, did.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
You have one of those answering machines?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
And said hello, it's Lee.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
It was a long time ago, so probably, but on
divorce from the family now.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Freely fully Ignora, thank you Tracy's choice. Hello, Tracy, tell
us about your mother and joining guys.

Speaker 13 (43:55):
Hello, it happened to a friend of mine.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
She got married.

Speaker 13 (43:59):
They were on their honeymoon. They came back. They opened
the front door and they could hear a noise. I
wonder what was going on. Her mother in law had
moved into the house while they were on their hey moon.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
To what end?

Speaker 13 (44:13):
Why she didn't think. She didn't think my friend could
look after her son the way that.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
She called, and she didn't move out when they came home.

Speaker 13 (44:22):
Oh, I know she's safe for about six months.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
Oh what h's is?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Friend? You Tracy?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Wow, that's outrageous. Thank you, Tracey, Thank you. We'll take
more of your calls. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two Jonesy
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Ada?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
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Jonesy demand of breakfast radio show What.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Are You wrong? That's right, we're going to be doing
a drive showning.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
She was I next to the metaphors because I'm saying
fruited planes and now I'm saying new horizons.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Actually, yes, let's stick with fruited planes. The music matches,
the rolling hills, the kindness, the softness of the We're
going to be on every three to six.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
And you get seasick as well.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
That's right. Well we're not going to be on the water.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
I'm hoping that would be great. No pirate radio.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
You can't do drive on the water anyways.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Wednesday is ideas days.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
That's when we all get together because you have to
listen to this, So we get together and we come
up with our ideas.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Wednesday we had.

Speaker 17 (45:33):
Jones's Big twelve inch. There is something about twelve inch
records that just sounds so fantastic.

Speaker 9 (45:41):
I've got your call, try and suck them in.

Speaker 13 (45:44):
Tales are the mother in law. Weird and wacky laws
from around the world.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
It's going to be called apology excepted what they do,
and you to apologize on their behalf.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Wednesday's ideas Day, Thursday's dart throwing Day.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
This is where the dart hits a balloon. The balloon
has a number, and that's the topic we enjoy for
the day. Ready, Hey, was that a testicle?

Speaker 7 (46:08):
And it was on a failing chair? With that is
tails of the mother in law?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Of a mother in law? What have you got?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Thanks to Paige, tails.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Are the mother in law and now you and so
that's what we've got. What would you tell us about
your mother in law? Hullo, Marie Hi.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
I had a beautiful mother in law. She was very
generous and kind, but she also was a hairdresser and
liked to cut my girl's hair without me.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Knowing was she any it would go well?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
She would cut fringes and I wouldn't want them or whatever.
But one time she did cut the ponytail when the ponytail. Actually,
you know what if you cut their hair with a
ponytail in, when you take it out, it's all uneven.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah, and you didn't want your daughters to have their
ponytails cut.

Speaker 13 (46:52):
Well, I didn't mind if they she cut their hair,
just maybe not while it's in a ponytail.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I hear this a lot. I hear this a lot
that mother in law's take it upon themselves to cut
the kid's hair. Ryan's hair is a disaster at the moment.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Have you got a mother in law that can get
onto that there? Take her all week? Thanks Marie Haley's choice.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Hello Haley, tell us about the mother in law?

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Yes, So we used to have a like when you
have a family barbecue, and she would ask me what
to bring, and I said, I'll just bring whatever.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
You know.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
I was sweet. So she'd bring privnter role and then
I'd say, oh, looks very similar to Willy's ones. She
has no name. No, I made them, and she was
a separate plate and the container and everything, and then
we used to pull them out like she used to
do it with other things as well from Willie really
did not make that.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Why did she insist that you thought she did.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I don't know, because shoe pastry is very hard to make.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Oh, absolutely it is, Amanda. You in your life. You
know you don't like shoe pastry, but it's hard to make.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I know why you mentioned.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Harley had a former partner who used to make profession.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
One day, HARLEYE and I were standing around the barbecue,
just having a gas bag, and we're talking about per federoles,
and you said, don't talk about fos told me the story,
and then when you wandered off, I said, Darlie, do
you miss it?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
And and.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Every time we've been to a restaurant, you have always
just to RASMI ordereds. You don't even like them.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
I love. I had a crack and bush my wedding.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah, but that. But every restaurant I've been to restaurants
with you for a corporate lunch, no one else at
the table orders a dessert and you say, I'll have
the lengths you go to.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
For the rat It's quicker than the souxfle half an
half of that.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
No, she couldn't make those.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
I hope. I haven't upset you.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Not in any way.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Michael has joined us.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Hello, Michael, tell us about the mother in law.

Speaker 10 (48:51):
Good morning, guys. I had a mother in a lot
of times that I would not be in the first
five hundred choices for her daughter.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Oh wow, wow, the first hundred choices.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
That's a lot.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
That is well.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
She had a big list before you.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, And I mean we're married for twenty
one years, and she rolled that out as the marriage
started to disintegrate. Yes, she married that's right.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
I knew that you were worth something.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
So the Mary is falling apart, and your mother in
law feels free to bring this up.

Speaker 10 (49:27):
Yeah, absolutely, Yeah. But I mean that was my own
worst enemy too, because I go home sometimes from work
and there be a broom out the front door, and
I say, oh, is your mother?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, there was some baiting going.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
We were undermistimate the power of a broom just hanging around.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
That's quality material there, Mike.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
There's a back door, especially one of the old school brooms,
you know, the old school witchy brew.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Where do you think you come on the list? Brendan
five hundred and one, Michael.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Thank you, Thank you, Michael.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I don't think it's a bad idea. Will it be
coming to the fruit of plays.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I think we've got the best we can get that.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Thank you anyway. Podcast.

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Twenty years of Jonesy Demander and there's a lot of stuff.
There's all the stuff that we've forgot about. There is
one thing that I would have liked to have forgotten about.
And thanks to Tony Tanalia, we're standing around the water
cooler there talking about the John farnerm anthology and she said,
you know what I really liked was Jonesy's Home Learner.

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Yeah, this is where you took on school kids in
a maths quiz and you can imagine the beautiful results. Yes,
what is ten percent of six dollars fifty cents? Today
is Wednesday?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (50:59):
What day was it? Three days ago? Monday? No, twelve
minus four equals six. What is nine times eight forty eight? Lucas?
What is nine times eight?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Correct? Disgrace? Slowing near it.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Listening to you do maths is like watching you dance.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
It's happening to someone else.

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What a disgrace like it hadn't been you. That's what
your teachers should be saying, and I'm sure they are.

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Thank you.

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We are well and truly getting to the pointy end
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sell stocks and gravies and being our favorite goolie of
the year.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
What have we got today?

Speaker 18 (52:28):
What gets my goolies? And I'm sorry, I'm going to
upset a lot of people. Some of them are friends
who say the word use instead of you. In other words,
are used coming? What are you is doing? And it
just gets my goolies. I'm going to be honest. Use
a sheep, That's what I was taught by my dad.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Or use use a sheep?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Not is sheep?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I think would she say use the sheep? Use it?
I'm not a sheep, but you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
The irony what else have we got goolies?

Speaker 5 (52:57):
For me?

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Is the one serve it policy.

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You get a nice big meal and one serve it
to wipe your gold.

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Please please, you get a big for you just spaghetti.

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Let's not talk about the lou paper. Years ago, I
was traveling in Poland from beyond two thousand and you.
I know it wouldn't be this now, but in the
restaurant you'd go to a table situated at the front
of the restaurant and hand over cash for how many
sheets of toilet paper you preemptively thought you wanted that
costure how am you pay a certain number of slotties slotty?
It's a lotty slotty. It's a lotty.

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I need some slotti is to fite me slotty?

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And whatimes if you don't get enough?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
What if you need more? What's a slotty worth?

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I might have paid anything.

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I going to buy you a nice Christmas present this year.
You know, actually, what do you need?

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Surprise me? That's what the beauty of gift giving is.
When you're surprised.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Well, whenever I surprise you, you go on.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
You remember that time you brought me a pretty much
a toilet.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
A chamber pipe from an old sailing ship.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
There's a lot of bad usual that I was cleaned.
I gave it a wipe with your lotties.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
But we were talking about the landline today and David
from d Y had an interesting take.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
On the landline.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
I think having one's pretty cool, but I do have
too quick a couple of questions. Will our landline be
able to eavesdrop on us? But it might be a
matter of we need them back? How else are we
going to escape the matrix?

Speaker 5 (54:48):
True?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Do we take the blue or the red pill? Actually?
Which was the good one?

Speaker 11 (54:52):
On?

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Which was the bam?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
You don't always fall asleep before red wire?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Blue wie. I've always paid no attention when you trying
to detonating a bomb. Sorry, yes, even that bit I
got wrong. That'd be no good for you, right A two?
That's enough?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Well, well, well Friday show tomorrow, can you believe it?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Fight for your flashback?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Yes, I'm looking forward to things getting feisty around here.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
He Go has arrived. He's got twenty five k Christmas free.
Maybe he can get you a gift for Christmas.

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Okay, why don't you upload it to he Goo?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Yeah? Okay, that please do. We'll be back from six
to night for jam Nation. Look forward to seeing you then, wouldn't.

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We will see you then.

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Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over. Good fight, goode.

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Wipe from your eyes.

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