FULL SHOW: Tales Of The Pet Break-Up

Australian family law is set to recognise the family pet as a companion animal, not just "property" in light of a relationship breakdown.

So... who did your pet go to in the divorce/breakup? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a show today. So many fruits of.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
The pie, so many fruits of the pie. We crossed
to LA to talk to Channel seven correspondent Miley Hogan.
LA is a mess at the moment. Pockets of LA
feel like they're under threat from this new legislation that
just goes in and grabs immigrants, grabs and migrants whether
they're they've got their papers or not, and seems to
be exporting them all over the place. The governor of
california're a Democrat, has said I've got this under control.

(00:23):
Donald Trump is said I'm sending in the National Guard,
and he said, please don't do that. You'll be inciting
violence and it is illegal. Donald Trump has done this,
and of course everything has exploded.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Speaking of inciting stuff, ditching the captain mid origin, this
has happened to daily Cherry Evans from the Queensland state
of origin side.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
We put that to the pub test.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Jimmy Barnes joins us, what a fabulous professional musician, and
what a relief it is to have someone like that
on the show, considering we've been speaking about your band
Bad Element.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, Barnes, you I cut from the same cloth. We're
both musicians. We know what it's like.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's a long way to the top if you want
a rock and roll Barnes, I say you, folks, it's
harder than it looks.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Different says that Barnesy puts his talent on the line constantly.
I'm urging you and the other members of Bad Element
to see if you still got it. It doesn't matter
if you don't, but you have to fulfill the prophecy?
Are you any good prophecy?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Was another band? What about the piano?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Are you getting a piano lesson from Harry Connick Junior?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Note, Well, maybe I'm the proper musician in this group
after all.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
And the tribal drum will beat for give me back
my pet.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
That's all coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
The Miracle of Recording. We have so many requests.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
For them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Mistress Amanda's Miss Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Friend making the tools of the Train.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
The legendary part jonesy Amanda the actress, Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Right now, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Anyone but your Selfie.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
Good radio.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Sorry, but it's a total tone twist set Amanda, it's
shoot Tim. We're on the air talking a body to you. Amanda.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Hello, how are you?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I am very well, that's good.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I did well in my footy tipping well this week.
I got the same as the smart so me throwing
dance at you in a chaotic way while you're holding
uns for stooned with the club names six out of eight,
as did all the experts. But we got the same.
But I'm still winning the year. It just goes to show.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It just does. I was turining to Omo on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
We're just talking about stuff, and he said, to kill
a man at a practice throwing darts a bit more.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Did he really say that I'm going to go around
his house and throw dance at it?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
He did. I think you'd be safe because you'd miss.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's really annoyed me, and I liked him. Well, well
are you talking to him? Why don't you talk about
useful things, Brennan, not my dart throwing? About getting that
frigging band back together.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
We caught to come to a fruit too, caught up,
We caught up the game, caught up and it was
so great.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I love that you.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, okay, you caught up high Hawaii. You see, most
weekends were the musical instruments, in volics.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Like you know, we we talked about it. We you know,
we spit balled a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'm getting we are. I'm sicking. You've annoyed me. Now
about the darts?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
He just said, and you just said a killer to
practiced a bit more. He was extraordinary. He was amazed
that how how you can't throw it?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I saw the darts bounce off the balloon.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
But you just can't throw Did you watch the video back?
You're like, you just.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Did that pen hit you? Just then?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
We didn't?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
How about this one? Ready?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, we didn't live me.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm annoyed. You do the show on your own. M
my microphone's broken. You inflame me at the beginning of
the week, double demerits on my anger?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
How'd you go with the double days? You're okay?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I was fine? Thank you? How about you?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Good?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Good?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Good?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Brendan's had ten accidents. Why don't you dress ride better?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
It has to be back, isn't it actually backshot?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
That one hits you? When I hit the screen behind you,
the text won't be happy.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
They don't break the screen.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
We've got to talk about what's going on in California?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Knows how to party?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
We're going to be talking to Miley Hogan.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I was equating who California knows how to party?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
In the He's man, what's his name?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
We're talking about a serious news story, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, I know of because it's serious. Well, I'm not worrying.
I'm not over in California, thank God.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well, yeah, but your empathy knows no bound. We we'll
be talking to people.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Did you see that lady from Channel nine get it
by a rubber.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Bullet and they've said she was caught in the crossfire.
When you look at it, you can see the guy
from the National Guard aiming for her.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Goodness.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Wow, Miley Hogan, who is not with Channel nine, is
with Channel seven, but she's in the thick of it.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Catch up with I was.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
In the thick of it. Jimmy Barnes, he's going to
be joining us today. I'm not sure I dance at
him when it comes in the door. Or you've told
me to practice. He's going to practice on everyone.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Also, we can't do anything. Do we do the magnificent seven? Question? One?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh god, the question. I'm going to go home. You're right,
I really don't want to be here. You've made me
so angry. Well, what name is given?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Almost like saying it's like the Emperor's new clothes. I
just you know people.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
See not pretending to be good at throwing dance?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well exactly, So why are you getting so upset about it?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Why are you getting upset? Because I've never said I
was any good? He's question one. Ryan's looking uncomfort I.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Don't upset Ryan. It's got a new head.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
His mum booked him a haircut, and he went along
and he had it. Was she happy with you?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
She thinks it looks handsome?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
And does that make you feel special?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
It's very special?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
What name is given to a year with three hundred
and sixty six days? God? That another day in the y?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Why don't you call us and play the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two nations? The Magnificent seven seven questions?
Can you get all the way and.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Answer all seven questions correctly? If do that, Amanda might penetry.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh No, I've had an idea. Why don't we just
bring some dance in here, and while the songs are playing,
I'll practice throwing the match it Because you've suggested that
when you and your friends get together, you we know,
rather than actually playing any music and actually seeing whether
the bad element has a future or can still play instruments,
instead of doing that, you discuss how bad and that

(06:26):
I should practice.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
You'll be happy to know.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
We had a little bit of a jam and I'll
say this. You know, it wasn't that bad. I thought
we'd suck, but we weren't that bad.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
So it was Biers as well.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
Well.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Biz.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
The thing about Beer is is he still plays.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
He plays bass and drums and he's got like a
little studio so he plays in bands. So he's an
actual message. You knew he was going to but he
gets on the drums down. He's a far better drummer
than I ever was.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
But he you know.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
And so did you.

Speaker 9 (06:53):
You.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Actually we had.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
A bit of a We had a bit of a
bash and it was a bit raw coorded it.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, no, come on, well we know this.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
You can't just go on and on about bad elements.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm not going on.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
And you asked me to practice darts and you're not
going to practice your music.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
We're just talking about having a little break, yes, and
we're just talking about how work's going at the fun factory,
And I said, I saw that video of a man
throwing DUTs?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Does she ever practice? And I said, well, no, I
don't think she does.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
What did you practice your bad element? Because you're just
in it for the T shirt. We've spoken about it
for the weeks, for weeks. We need some kind of
conclusion as to whether you've still got it.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I think we're I think we can do it.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Will you record something?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah? You know?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Hello Peter in Liverpool, Pete heard going very well, thank you.
Question number one? What name is given to a year
with three hundred and sixty six days?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
It is year?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Grand Master is a title awarded to players of exceptional
skill in which sports.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You're a grand master? What sport would it be? It's
not darts? No. Kelly's in glen Alpie, Hello, Kelly, Hi, Hello?
What sport are you playing? If you're a grand master?

Speaker 10 (08:10):
Check chess?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Chess?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
You just see that guy do his nana on the
news last week of a chess he was playing the
Indian guy. He's the chess grand master and the Indian
guy beat him.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
He did his nana.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
What is this version of doing his name?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Slap?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
The day he's like you, like you when you say
that you can't throw darts.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
So he had a rational response that anyone would have.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Let's play the not so secret sound.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Okay, Kelly, what's this sound?

Speaker 10 (08:42):
The pick on the guitar?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
No, no, it's not do you know the answers?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Let's hear it again? What is that sound? Podcast?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Gold By one point seven? Hello, there's jonesy Amanda right out.
That's number that list in your whale all day.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Some eighteen degrees in the city and our west right now,
it's eleven degrees?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Is the sun glimpse of Crown towers there? Brain grew?
Did you see in the news they've dropped the prices
on that thing?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, I saw there was a news story about it.
I didn't see what the story was.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Twenty billion dollars sliced off the price and what is
it now?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I think it's just eighty What a bargain we should
go in. We should get a bit of an upstairs downstairs?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well we can. You're can have one weekend, I'll have
the other one.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Let's pull our resources to the body corporate.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
There to be a pain, wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
You wouldn't be like to hanging washing out on the balcony.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I wouldn't think so. Where into the magnificent second.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
We're up to question number three, which is a not
so secret sound. Hello Dwayne, Yeah, good morning.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Don't very well straight.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Dwaine, have listened to this? What's that noise?

Speaker 11 (09:50):
You think.

Speaker 12 (09:52):
It sounds like a sword being pulled from its holder.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's exactly what it is. Which of these.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Countries national anthem has no official lyrics? Is at A Spain, B,
Brazil or c Chile?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
One of those countries has no lyrics in the national anthem.

Speaker 12 (10:09):
I do like Chili's, especially eight and hot spicy Chilis,
But I'm going to have to say A four Spain.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
The Mato Real here it is, has no lyrics. Someone
was supposed to write them. But how to see asleep?
Question number five? True or falses in the opera house
is a UNESCO World Heritage Site?

Speaker 12 (10:37):
True?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Remember we were part of doing a broadcast from there, Brenda.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
And we did the show with a very confused mars Yemma.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
It was the premiere at the time.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, he was very confused.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, but yes, in two thousand and seven, so it
was placed alongside the taj Mahal, the Pyramids of Egypt,
and the Great Wall of China as one of the
most outstanding places on Earth. There you go.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Who released the album sold, Deep, Freight Train, Hard and
barn Storming?

Speaker 12 (11:00):
Do im gonna have to pass on that one? Going?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Did you not know that he would have got that?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Gons is in Woongong Hollo Gons.

Speaker 12 (11:13):
Good morning, goes on this Chili morning.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
It is chili willy, isn't it. So we've had the
albums so Deep Freight Train, Hard, barn Storming, who has
released those albums? Jimmy bar just on the show today?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes, so I did to have Barnesy on the show.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Who debuted for the Bulldogs last night, scoring their first
try playing against the Eels?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Lovel What about Lucklin Gal? What about the Bulldog supporters?
They were nuts?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
So they won the Grand Final top of the ladder. Yeah,
just a few years ago they were the Wooden Spoon and.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Look at them now. Look coming on back. But you
don't keep you power to dry Gang.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Still a long way to go, says mister Shark. The
Titans could come back. Are the Sharks? What happened to
the Sharks? My goodness we showed up today and how.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
You said, I can't so dark to pick the other team.
So suck you.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Okay, I didn't know i'd get her. Shut up.

Speaker 13 (12:07):
Congratulations, you've won the jam back a family flags past,
the Taronga Zoo and Taronga Western Playing Zoo members get
more every day two hundred dollars to spend a baby
is the world famous desserts and bays, the Paramatta and Brighton,
the sands and Jonesy Demanda caricatures for you to color,
and the substandard pencils and you'd like to add their guns.

Speaker 12 (12:29):
Oh like to thank you for starting my weekend. We've
embarrassing me as a paramount supporter with that question, but
thank you very much so much.

Speaker 14 (12:38):
Sorry, Gones, Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Amanda, It's going to be a walk.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
Anyone, but you're still featured.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Sure, I'm going to stick through the German Act our
big Book of music of facts in this Day and
Night on this time. Nineteen seventy eight, John Travolta and
Olivia Newton John release they smash hit You're the one
that I Want from the movie Grease. Of course, it
was a massive hit all around the world. But especially
in Britain. It spent nine weeks at number one, became
the fifth biggest selling single of all time in the UK,

(13:15):
selling over two million copies. As we know, of course,
Olivi Newton John Saturday passed away in twenty twenty two.
Her last ever performance on stage was in twenty twenty
This and Will play as to put for you in
a moment. But this performance is amongst one of the
most clicked videos ever on YouTube. This is where she
performed alongside John Farnham at fire Fight Australia.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Have a listen.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
It's amazing. We're an amazing night.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I'm so proud to be a part of this and
you're sitting with you again. February twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
We thought great fires rival, what's next?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yes, OVID anyone but two great icons one stage. But
let's go back to nineteen seventy eight. She's always the
one that we want GM well. A fourth day protest
has erupted across parts of California today, in downtown LA
in particular, after immigration raids sparked major unrest. They've been
at least forty two arrests. Protests have turned violent. The

(14:26):
National Guard was called in by the President who overrode
the governor of California. We saw Australian journalist Lauren to
Marci shot in the leg with a robber bullet. Unbelievable scenes.
For more, we're joined by seven News US correspondent Miley Hogan,
who's on the ground in la Miley, Hello, Hello, jeep,

(14:49):
Wow Wow. Have things calmed down?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, good morning guys. Look, I'm on the ground at
the moment. We're near the detention center and I have
to say that things are certainly more calm than they
were yesterday. There is still a very heavy police presence here.
The National Guard is standing outside that federal facility with
their shields on, their uniform ready and on alert, and
there are also a number of protesters down here as well.

(15:16):
At this stage, it does appear to be calm. We
haven't seen those same scenes of violence, a ruphing, or
those tensions boiling over, but everyone is tense. They're on
edge if they wait to see how the day unfolved.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
It was said that Lauren Tomasi was caught in the crossfire,
which sounds like a euphemism. The footage we've seen of
you know, a National Guard pretty much aiming at her.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
The footage is certainly distressing.

Speaker 10 (15:45):
I've watched it myself.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
A friend of Laurence is a wonderful reporter. I believe
the people will be looking at that footage and going
through it. I imagine that there should be some kind
or there would be some kind of investigation at some
point into what exactly went on there.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, because I want to what to rub A bullet
feels like it'll be I'm imagining it's like a paintball pellet,
a bit harder, but you can still get killed by them.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Well, they definitely would hurt a lot. I imagine. I've
never been hit by with one myself, but I can
imagine that it would definitely hurt a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
This is an interesting political time, isn't it. Because the
governor a Democrat government, a governor has said to Trump,
you're being inflammatory. We do not want the National Guard here.
The mayor of California has said the same thing, and
yet the national Guard has been deployed here, which is
the national Guard wasn't even deployed by Trump when people
were calling for it on January sixth. It's an interesting

(16:43):
political situation that America finds itself in.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
So it's definitely very strong tensions. Well, I paid it
more than tensions.

Speaker 10 (16:52):
Its boiled over.

Speaker 15 (16:52):
Between California and the White House. Gavin Newton, the governor
of California, has called Donald Trump unlawful with his action
sending in the National Guard. Basically Blaine, Well, he has
bland old Trump for the scenes that he've been seeing
on your.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Television screen for all of that chaos. A lot of
the protesters that we spoke to had said that it
was peaceful until the National Guard showed up and then
interrupted into those scenes of chaos. Now Governor Newsom is
going to sue the Trump administration, so that will be
tested in court.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Wow, and how do the police? How did the police
get on with the National Guard? Because I imagine there'd be
a whole jurisdiction thing there as well.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Yeah, when it comes to the American legal system and
the law enforcement system, there are a number of levels.
You have federal, state, local authorities. Even once you get
into Los Angeles you've got county authorities as well, so
some are working together when it comes to this situation.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
I think the law.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Enforcement are trying to look out for each other, but
it is definitely a difficult situation when you send in
the National Guard.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yes, exactly, Well you keep duck Miley, keep your head down.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Thanks look after yourself, Miley, Miley Hogan. They're reporting from La.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
What a thing. Downtown LA is a really tough place,
but there's a lot of immigrants, immigrant communities there, and
so it's very confronting for them to have people come
into their places of work and haul people out, separate families.
That's what's led to this unrest, and then to bring
in the National Guard on top of that.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy Man of Arms
for the pub text. I didn't think it was going
to happen. I didn't think the project was going to
get acted. I didn't think DCE would get acts to either.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Dale Cherry Evans has been dropped not just from the
captaincy but from the team for the second State of Origin,
which is tomorrow week. Apparently this is the first time
in nearly thirty years that the Morons captain has been
dropped during a series. It's unusual, is it to do this?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, hasn't happened. Is Wally Lewis's day?

Speaker 12 (19:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
So the coach Billy Slater is replacing Cherry Evans with
Tom Didon.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Who's he that young man with the hair? You've set
him in the ad with the big mind. You've seen
that in the battery. Big man's car is broken down
and he needs a jumpstart in his car and all
these people are yelling at it.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
You haven't seen that. I haven't anyway, So he's in
the ad.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
The pressure on him. So what was what was DC
doing that was so terrible as a player?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I would imagine, I guess not.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
You know, I thought, I know that Queensland lacked a
bit of the Queensland magic and the last thing, but
surely you'd hang on to him for the next.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
What role does a captain play in terms of team morale?
In terms of strategy, it's a big deal, is the captain? Well,
in football terms, the coach sets the agenda, the capital
captain on the field.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
They're the ones that bring the vibe.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
So even if the one, so even if he's not
playing well himself, the vibe he brings is important. So
they've chosen him. They don't want him vibe? Is that
what's happening?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
It would seem that way.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
It was, you know, in Layman's terms, DCE, I think
is a great captain, a great leader of men, although
having said that, maybe a little bit distracted lately with
his future.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
He's leaving Manly? Is he leaving Manly?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
All that sort of stuff, So perhaps that's something that's
playing on his mind.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
But the captain mid season is fine.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Like it's good for us if I hang on to him.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I don't I speaking, no one's listening.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I don't want to give him any credit. But having
said that, it just seems I just think it's a
bit of a knee jack.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Well dumping the captain mid season for old DC. Does
this pass the pub TESTE.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Damnation Brendon and Elevanda and you're on the same.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Show, let's start wearing lipstick.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I watched the final episode of The Piano, the concert
part of The Piano.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
What a great show.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I've had so much response to that show. It was
so beautiful, emotional without being sad, uplifting all the fields.
It had all the feel.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
What I liked on the Socials was you getting a
little piano lesson from Harry Connick Jr.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
And you were so sweet on that.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
So what's something incredibly basic? Both and said Harry, how.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
About twinkle twinkle little stuff?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
How about that?

Speaker 12 (21:13):
Okay, let's start with the right hand, would you even so?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
And let's put your pinky on.

Speaker 16 (21:19):
So if you play your thumb twice and your pinky twice,
try that.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
So what would you do after those two notes? Yes?
Right here. Now this is a little tricky one because
it's going to involve this black belt right here.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Come on, wow, come on?

Speaker 14 (21:51):
How good was that?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I ready to like keep the stage, I think so
I'm now singing look at thee.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Maybe should get Hi to come in and teach you
to throw some darts.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
I can practice throughout the show if you like, if
you put a dartboard over your chest. Actually, don't worry
about the dart board.

Speaker 5 (22:11):
Much.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
So why are you getting.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
The show started with you saying to me my mate
Omo said that you should practice your darts. You know
what Omo should do practice is music because a bad
element needs to perform.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Oh it doesn't well you know, well you know anyway,
sham notion podcast.

Speaker 16 (22:31):
When I wanted to get right now, windows.

Speaker 12 (22:39):
Your head on a yell.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Down to the Jonesy demanded arms.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
So the pub test dumping dumping the captain mid season
as it passed the pub test.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
We're talking about the Queensland Orange inside here.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, Dale Cherry Evans has been dropped as captain and
as a player for the second game, which is next week.
This decision, that says here is notable was the first
time in nearly thirty years that Maron's captain has been
dropped during a series.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I love Dse, I just I'm always He's one of
those players I'm just always impressed with and when he
plays for queens and I just accept that he plays
for Queen's ad like Valentine Holmes.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
But you said the role of the captain not just
to be a good player, but they set the vibe
for this.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yes, such confidence as a player. When you see him
walk on the field, it's like he can do no wrong.
You can feel that he feels he's born to do this.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yes, that's always given the team.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
That's what a captain that brings to a side. Is
that confidence? You know, it's like having a good parent.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well that means so do you think that Obviously Billy
Slater thinks that he's not doing that well enough?

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I guess so I can't be in Billy Slater's head
because I really rated Billy Slater as well. He knows
more about the game than I do. But I just feel,
hang on, isn't this a little bit knee jerk?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
You guys?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
How do you feel Dale Cherry Evans being dumped as
captain mid season? Does it pass the pub test regardless of.

Speaker 10 (24:02):
Whether he's the captain or not. If he wasn't the captain,
he needs.

Speaker 12 (24:05):
To be dealt too. Yes, it does. When you're playing
for your state, everything is important.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
No second best?

Speaker 7 (24:11):
Well, I'm new South welshmans thru and through however stopping
DC mis tournament. No, it comes down to the captain. Yeah, sure,
he's on the field to do what the coach asks,
but also comes down to the whole squad to make
the game come.

Speaker 12 (24:24):
Across the line.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
What it's all about?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Someone there mentioned no second best, which brings me to
bad element. This is your band from when you were
in your teens. It's time to put up, Brendon. It's
time to put up or you lose your T shirt? Right, Yeah,
I think I can national guard. She's trying to tag
away my T shirt.

Speaker 17 (24:45):
Right.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
You said you caught up with the fellas on the weekend.
We'll talk more about it. I need something tangible. We're
going to talk about that before Barnesy comes in, so
we'll get our arguments out.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Of the way.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Well, for the last couple of weeks, bad Element is
all anyone can talk about.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
You still to be a bit obsessed with it.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
For some people it's their favorite. You know, people like
to lean in and hate things. For some people it's
that do you.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Want to be a BG?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Bad Element?

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Bad Element?

Speaker 10 (25:16):
Wag?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
There's a BW There's a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
A lot of the lot of ladies coming forward.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Are they people came up to me on the and
what did they say? Brendan, love what you're doing?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Even you can't say that without your button's clenching.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Get a T shirt?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Okay, well, this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's very excited about the film.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
It's all T shirt. It's all through through musically. Here's
a montage of the four songs that you recorded when
you were nineteen.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I think, listen, the years haven't been kind.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I will say the melodies of frightening No, but I
got up with the fellas. That was just grat I
know you see him a lot. He's still a maid
of yours and Beers. You said you spoke to him
on the phone for ages.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Well, Bis, and I you know what I love about
Beers is he was a great audience when I was
a kid because his dad was always cranky at me
because I was always getting bus into trouble for stuff
like the dukes of Hazard. For example, it just came
on the TV and Missus B had a little brand
missus missus Beers, Missus B.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I'd call her. She had a brand new one twenty
y and I had this thing on the duke.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
So I've gone to slide across the bonnot of the car,
and instead I've gone too high.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
And landed smack bead in the middle and put a
giant ding in it.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Oh no. And then as if someone did that today,
you'd be the cranky Missus B.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Said, I'm going to have to tell Eddie about this,
and I'm like, don't, missus B. Don't do it because
he used to. Yeah, but he, you know, loved.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Is more of an insight into you than him. But
we just anyway, I look.

Speaker 12 (26:58):
A long.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Why here's the thing. Can you still play your musical instruments?
Can if you went back to play any of those songs.
How would it sound? That's all I'm interested in. Now,
forget the T shirts, forget the frou through.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
We had a noodle what's that?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
That's when you're noodle around on the instruments and we did, okay,
he has got a drum kit there, and you know
he's well, you.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Know, we're good, we know we got it.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
It was I need evidence.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
There's no evidence.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
It was just come on, story needs this story needs
a conclusion.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Perhaps we could get in there and you know, like,
how serious about it?

Speaker 17 (27:36):
When?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
When on tomorrow? I wanted on tomorrow's show. I'm looking
at the rundown that we have for every episode tomorrow,
I'm putting a big hole in it and saying, that
is where Bad Element knew. I want to hear new
Bad Element.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Bad Element told Bad Element you as Bad.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Element perform, just seeing if you've still got it and
we want todence.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
I'm going to need some petty cash. And here's the
receipts for the weekend. This is for the kebabs and this.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Is for them for carpet cleanups and missus Biz is
still needed to get the dent out of a car
on tomorrow's show.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
You'd run out of my foot one time.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
By the way, please in a car, Brandon, Please look
me in the eye. I promise that tomorrow we'll have
music from Bad Aliment.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah, we'll have something from them. Okay, you might be surprised.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I'd like to be.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
This might be a giant ruse of might. Maybe we're
really good.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I'd like to know.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I'd like to know.

Speaker 14 (28:31):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I was watching the project last night and I couldn't
believe my years.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
After sixteen years and nearly four and a half thousand episodes,
the project will very soon be no more.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
It's a huge It is for everybody.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
My first appearance on this show was as a Dave
Hughes funny. I fell over during a media scrum outside court.
But I am so grateful that I got to sit
on this desk and play TV with all of you.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
It's been such a fun.

Speaker 17 (29:09):
Thing to do.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
A lot of people have been talking about the demise
of the project for as long as it's been on TV.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I always thought that it would be around sixteen. News
is a long time for a program, and it's as
you said earlier, Brennan, it's never good news for anyone
who works in the media to see a show go because,
as they acknowledged on the show themselves, there's a crew
of a whole lot of people who earn a living
making that show, and they've got rent, they've got kids,
they've got groceries to buy. We don't jump up and

(29:36):
down when a post office closers. I mean, we do
jump up and down and post office closers, as we should,
but so it's no joy in a show like this finishing.
It's interesting because when it started it was a news
outlet for a younger audience. News done differently is what
they've always said. But that audience is getting older, and
people a younger audience now aren't turning to TV for

(29:56):
their news. The situation has changed.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
From influences TikTok.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah, But it's interesting in also having worked at Channel
ten for a number of years, like for example, with
The Living Room and Dancing with the Stars, the project
has never rated particularly highly and Channel ten have always
backed it, and I've admired them for that. But the
implications of that is that any show that comes after them,
it's struggling to meet the ratings of other networks.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I didn't help the Living Room, did it?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
That's right? And so we got judged on that and
Dancing with the Stars. They're expensive shows to make, so
Channel ten kind of needed to decide do ratings matter
or don't they because if that pocket doesn't matter, what
about the shows that come after? It is seemed that
the ratings did matter. So I don't know what they're
going to replace it with. Channel and ten usually has
shows that skew younger. It's got things like have you
been paying attention to the cheap seats? And it's got quirky,

(30:46):
younger skewing shows. So what do they replace it with.
I don't know. There's stories that there may be an
investigative journalism show, so who knows, but I wish everyone
on that show. Well it's sixteen years is a really
good run, but I'm sad to see it go.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I always thought that while the project existed, we're safe,
meaning what, well, you know, if you're a if you're
you know, there's other pot ducks on the pond that
can get aimed taken at them.

Speaker 17 (31:13):
You know.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
The media landscape is changing, very much is changing, and
it's not like the big money that there used to
be about Carlin Jackie.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I've taken all the money, but it's not like what
it used to be.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
And I'm always surprised about how long we've been doing
this for because like when I first started here, I
don't think it was going to last a week.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
You almost didn't.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
But you know, it's been good and if you like
doing it.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I always found my problem with the project was I
just felt that the name never made sense.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I think it was doomed from the from the beginning.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
You didn't you've never liked the name.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I remember the time saying, oh, we've got the seven
pm project, and that's a placeholder of a name, and
I went, well, the name Betty of Blacktown. She doesn't
she's not into glib she's not into quick stuff. Just
tell me what I'm getting. I just news, that's what
it is. You can't be The project to me sounds
like a show that was never It was never fully fomed.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Well, they had great graphics.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
So to you that interesting as you say it started
at seven o'clock. The show didn't used to go for
an hour. I wonder if an hour, I mean the
news services on Free to Wear go for an hour
an hour, but six thirty to seven thirty is a
big ask for a show like that. So when for example,
Better Homes and Gardens on a Friday night would start
at seven, Living Room would start at seven thirty. So,

(32:28):
as I said, I wonder what happens. I wish everybody
well quality show.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You can't be too clever. That's the thing with the media,
and that's.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
But this was for a younger audience who wanted that.
They wanted savvy, that quirky.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
I don't want savvy. This is what media executives think.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
It lasted sixteen years, my friend, and you can't tell
us whether it worked or not. It lasted for sixteen years.
You were never the audience.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
It was never for you, No, I guess I wasn't.

Speaker 17 (32:53):
No.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
But you know, I'd been on the show a lot
of times and I found it was too overly produced.
Just frankly, well there's a lot of times I'd go on,
why are we talking about it?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
You've come from radio, which is fine by the city.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
What I do is like when people say, come up
with an idea here and I say it's dreadful, Like, well,
that's dreadful, We're not doing it. I don't think those
guys had that say the host just saying.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Well, I would say sixteen years as a sign of
a very successful show. Podcast Jimmy Barnes might just be
a cat with nine lives and aren't we pathetically grateful.
Over the past couple of years, he's spent some time
in hospital. He spent a lot of time on stage.
He's got a new album called Defiant. We've been listening
to snippets. It is incredible, and it's about to kick

(33:34):
off on a new tour. Hello, Jimmy, Actually the tourist starts.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Happens that it's going on. We've been in Adelaide, we've
done Perth. It's growing great guns.

Speaker 16 (33:42):
The album we actually, I actually wrote all the songs
for this album. We're playing them live specifically and right
so these songs also straight into the seat.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Let's also, this is the most awkward thing that you
can do with an artist, will sit around and listen
to snippets of your songs.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
So this is Defiant. How did that get?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I wonder?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Hey, and this is Barnesy. Wow, you've got a bit
of a bit for fan It's got a bit tad,
it's got a bit later and you go up to
about I don't know it to be. It's got the

(34:23):
anger just ready for the set. I like it. I
like this while I like the single. It's a bit
of an earwhere on this one you wrote this. I
wrote this with Michael Painter. You know Michael who's playing
Jesus and Jesus.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
He was amazing in Jesus.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Great writer, great.

Speaker 16 (34:39):
Singer, great guitar player.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
So we wrote back together with an album called Defiant,
and that really defiant title song. Obviously this is you
saying I will survive anything.

Speaker 16 (34:50):
Yes, well, you know I've been defiant since I was
a kid, you know, asked my school teachers. But I
think in the old days I was probably more suthern
and you know, and you know, belligerent. But as I've
got older, I've learned more. But being defined so bad thing.
It's sort of like, you know, people throw things at you,
you know, if you knocks you down, if you learn

(35:11):
something from it, pick yourself up and move forward again.
You normally I'm a better person from it. So I'm
so defiant in that way. I don't I don't sort
of stop learning. I don't want to, you know, I'll
keep coming at you till I tell I've got something.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
You know, you're a bit of a You're a bit
of you like the terminator. You can't kill you.

Speaker 16 (35:25):
I've done to seven lives now you've got two left.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
But I was watching like I watched the first show
of the Big Five O the Colt, and I just thought, man,
how are you going to keep this up for the
whole time?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
And then the last show and I was there for
the last one, and we were like the book ends Jones,
you at the front, a man at the back, and
I just thought, how do you do it?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
How?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
How do you do it? Listen?

Speaker 16 (35:47):
That tour particularly was a breeze because I mean it
was just such a joyous occasion. I mean the fact
that playing fifty years on with my mates and my brothers,
you know, playing those songs have shaped my life, and
planning to an audience who were just who were literally
there with us for every step of this tour and
every step very emotional it was. And they were singing

(36:08):
loaded in the band, so you know you could you didn't.
I didn't think about its being hard work. I just
seen it as let me on there. It was great FORU.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
But I also do know how you do it because
I've seen the food that your wife cooks. I've seen
swimming regime. She puts you through. The fitness that you do.
You take your body very seriously, well, you have to.

Speaker 16 (36:24):
You know, I'm sixty nine now and I intend to
be doing this for you know, a long time to come.
And you know, I think I'm probably healthier, fitter.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Now than I was when I was twenty one.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, you look at it, you really do.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Do you look good?

Speaker 14 (36:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
So I'm good. So I mean and to do.

Speaker 16 (36:39):
I want to do what I love and I want
to do it well. And so you know, if I
want to keep growing and keep getting better, I.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Want to do I've got to stay healthy. That's what
you've got to do. And you're very prolific with the writing.
Which what are we working on now?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I be working on a new club.

Speaker 16 (36:53):
I've got a new We've got well, I've got a
new cook book. I mean, Jane's got a new cook
book and I'm no. Jane and I have got one
together the stories for and I do some stuff with
the barbecues and stuff and all that, but it's amazing,
uh cookbook. Four Seasons at the River Bend it's about
our garden because we know we've got a fantastic game Instagram.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, we've really it's like a market garden.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Should there be something like George Foreman had the grill,
So like, why can't we have some sort of barbecue
you have to invent.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
I'm going to Mimmy Barnes.

Speaker 16 (37:25):
I'll give you the grilling your grilling company.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
I was just thinking, I don't want to spring this
on you, but we've got we've got a book coming
up at the end of the year because it's our
twentieth anniversary. Seeing such a prolific writer, I'm a good writer.
Maybe you could write a little, you know, because.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
We need an intro. I don't want to do this.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Do I say really good things? Now?

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I'd love to have Listen, Yeah, listen.

Speaker 16 (37:50):
I've been a part of the show forever, so why
why wouldn't Of course I would, because I would love
to do that, and I'll say really good things if
you give me enough money.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Okay, giant novelty, Amanda, you don't have to cash it too.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Big to cash. Well, Jim, it's great to just talk
to you again, and always good luck with the rest
of the tour. So you've been perf out of abe.
What happens now? We got a couple of days off them.

Speaker 16 (38:13):
We do Melbourne on the weekend, up the Brisband, finish
up Sydney, so for Sydney Cambrossa.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
And also you can buy the album anytime to find.

Speaker 16 (38:20):
It's happening now it's rocking.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Do yourself a favor, our love to Jane. No, we're
all nice to seek to you guys. It's always good
to talk to you on your mate us. Right now
it's a free more instance.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
And Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Load up. Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question of time permits to get all
the questions right. One thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
You've been giving away a lot of money recently. One
thousand dollars, that's right. And then with a bonus question
you can make it two thousand dollars, but it's double
or nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
There's more of that. Where that came from George of Liverpool.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Hi, George, Hi for morning guys, good morning. Let's see
if we can give you some of that money. Ten
question sixty seconds, As Jonesy said, if you're not sure,
say passed? Becahu, you have time to come back? Okay, okay,
sounds that you're standing under a water fall. But as
long as you can hear us, that's j I hear you, great,
I hear you? All right, George, Here we go, Here
comes Question number one? What's one? Plus three?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Question two?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Booze is a slang word for what LUs Question three.
Dame Edna was a character played by Who. Question four
Young cha is a brunch tradition from which country? Question five?
True or false? A group of lines is called a pride.

Speaker 12 (39:41):
True?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Question six? How many points is a goal of Aflix?
Question seven? Which TV show? Is about people living on
Ramsey Street.

Speaker 12 (39:53):
Neighbors?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Question eight? What is tattooed on Popeye's arm? That anchor?
Question nine? Where are neurons found in the body? Question ten?
What's the main ingredient in ta heeni?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Question two?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Booze is a slang word for what. No, you can't pass.
You have to go back.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
You can pass all the times right now?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Can you can you keep going to all the past?
I thought we had to stop on that.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
You can pass as many times you want, as long
as you do it before the prescribed time.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Okay, what George didn't do?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I don't think you'd have got there anyway, George, Booze
is a slang word for alcohol.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
He ooz.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
You don't want to know what that's slang for. Do
you know who played Dame Edna Barry Humphrey, Barry Humphries.
And the main ingredient in t heeni is sesame, Sesameeorge, George,
thank you for playing. And let's not think about the
main ingredient in ooze because no one's going to be happy.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Thank you, George Jersey.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Podcast. When a relationship breaks up, people think about the
furniture obviously in the house, and the money and people
the first priority is to think about your children, But
what about the pets. At the moment, pets have been
considered the same as a dining table or chairs, or
a car or a boat. It really came down to
whose name the pet was in, who bought the animal.

(41:27):
But from the tenth of June, which is today, a
Family Law Amendment Act comes into effect across Australia. They'll
provide a new framework for determinmenting ownership of the family
pet in property settlements. Really so, not only is it
now whose name the animal is in, but other factors
are taken into accounts, such as who walks the dog,
who feed any animal, who feeds it, who takes it

(41:49):
to the vet, who pays for medical expenses, and would
the animal be better off with that party. They're starting
to see them as proper entities and not just a possession.
Someone has put in the comments underneath this story online
or I always remember many years ago watching two solicitors
arguing for their respective divorcing clients about the cost of
upkeep for the family great Dane. Their fees for that

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appearance alone would have fed the dog for about a year.
Never let the law stand between a family pet and
two vindictive former spouses.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
That's the problem. The pet becomes the meat and the
vindictive sandwich.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Well, if you both love the pet, wow, there's no
way I could part with Mini. I'd fight to the
death for her. And if Harley wanted to fight to
the death for manywhere does that leave us?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
That's a tricky one.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Is it some people who might be happy to get
right with our cats that we had who have since
passed away. If we broke up, I'd say, okay, you
take the cats, I'm not attached to them in any way.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
The marriages would be a.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
He's soulless.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
I'm the one that fed the cats and did all
the stuff with them, but you know, at the same
time you don't want them.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
But I'm not a pet guy.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
No, But in some families, remember reading years ago about
a solicitor saying that he had two clients fighting over
a parrot.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Imagine that you have to ask the parrot.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Well, but the deal was the parrot was going to
share equal time with them. But it was written in
the contract that they weren't allowed to let the parrots
swear about. They couldn't teach it to swear about the
other party.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
The stories that that bird could.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Imagine, imagine and the vindictiveness. The parrot's going over to
that house next week. I'll teach it this phrase.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
That's something the tribal drum would need for.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
What do you want to call it?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Give me back my pet?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Tales of the pet breakup? What's happened when you've broken up?
What happened to the pet? Did you fight over it?
Did you fight not to have it?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Oh, we get some juice.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
When people broke up and tried to work out what
to do with the pet. The pet was considered pretty
much the same as a dining table. It was just
part of the furniture really, Whereas now our new legislation
is going to factor other things in as to who
gets the pet, who walks it, who feeds it, who
takes it to the vet, which partner is going to
best look after that point.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I've always discussed the future of Miss April. What will happen.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I'm surprised Helen wants to hold on to her really.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yes, she hasn't made it work out. I'll take you. God.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Tribal drum is beating for give me back my pet.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Peter has joined us. Hello.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I feel like I've stepped into the fifth grade.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Hello Peter, Peter, Hi guys you right well?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Did you feud over the pet? What happened?

Speaker 8 (44:38):
No, my best mate actually his first wife decided that
she wanted out of the marriage, so she got one
brother to take him too the pub and for the bees,
you know whom, wile the other brother moved in and
cleared the house out while he was While he was out,
and I didn't want the dog, but decided to tag
all the pet food as well.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
So left the dog behind, but took the pet foo food.

Speaker 12 (45:01):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Wow that's infective, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (45:04):
Yeah, let's took the blankets, took the bottles to build
the pet food, even took the paper towel hanger off
the wall.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
What a piece of work, fur Yeah wow, I'm guessing
they didn't get back together.

Speaker 8 (45:19):
No, not at all.

Speaker 12 (45:20):
Now we had a bibi Tue burned the rest of
the furniture the dog.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Side this.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
We haven't got any food for the dog. Best to
end it this way, thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Peter Seem has joined.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Hello, sim Hi there, how are you going well? Who
feuded over what?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (45:40):
So back in the late nineties I had an X
and our first purchase together was some fish, so we
bought four fish. We bought a fish tang. Everything was
rosy until we broke up. And when we broke up,
what she actually wanted was she wanted one of the fish,
specifically an eel, which she called Sterlow because she was

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a mad Paramatta supporter. So I was stuck with the
three the three goldfish, and she got Stlough the.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Eel, and who kept the fish tank?

Speaker 10 (46:12):
She got the fish tank because her ear was bigger
than the than the goldfish and that was her only request,
nothing else other than the eel sterlow.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
She really loved that eel, didn't she Just so, you
had to buy a new fish tank, and you got
to you split up the aquarium and you kept the goldfish.

Speaker 10 (46:28):
I kept the goldfish Larry Mao and Curly and she
got the She got the eel sterlow and yeah, happy days.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Like to see that eel catch a ball?

Speaker 10 (46:38):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think so. And funnily enough, she
had the eel for quite a few quite a lot
of years after that as well, which is pretty funny
because she had it longer for yeah, the last time
the Eels won a premiership longer.

Speaker 17 (46:55):
So.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
She stuck with it despite all those dud seasons.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Do you see We're going to take more of your calls.

Speaker 14 (47:02):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast, Good Radio Money.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
What new legislation has dropped today about pet ownership?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
When a relationship goes sour? The tribal dramas beating.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
For what happens when you break up?

Speaker 17 (47:26):
Hello Narrada, Oh, Hello Amanda and joins.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Hello, what happened to the paylot?

Speaker 17 (47:33):
I knew a poodle called Princess. I worked for this couple,
they split it and they went a week on a
week off with princess. But Mum was really macrobiotic, like
very strict on the regimes, and Dad was like free
and easy barbecue sausages. So Princess Sunday evenings would just

(47:58):
see solid and not to get in that car.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Oh, I didn't want to go back to your mum.

Speaker 17 (48:02):
Yeah, yeah, because macrobiotic, like controlling mum.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah it was a sausage, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
And imagine the dietary aftermath when she said that.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Well, that's so when the when the princess goes back
to mum's place, she's got to do with a fallout
previous week.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Give that dog some blue blue cheese rhines and things
like that and back whoa thank you tell us joined us.

Speaker 12 (48:29):
I tell hi, guys, love your work.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Thanks you tell us about the pet. What happened? Chiahua
called Chewy.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
We split up fifteen years ago and have a couple
of kids, so we did the fifty to fifty. Whenever
the kids came to me, they brought the dog and
then they took.

Speaker 12 (48:47):
The dog back.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Did that work?

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Yeah, So we had that for ten years and the
dog passed away.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Sensible.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
That is a common sense way of doing it.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
The dogs have the dog has security, the kids have
security because the pet's going wrong.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Anyone gets a break.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
That's that's good for everybody.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Tell that sounds like a good idea.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Unless you're the one in your kids.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (49:11):
Well, and the kids you know, get to see the
dog the time.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah. But also that sounds like a good
work you like, because you'd like to have an empty
house for a week, that'd be great, a breever. But
if your kids are going to your partner's house, I
must say I like to have the company of the dog.
But still that sounds like you've put the dog first,
which is very admirable.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
So you should be running the world.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah, absolutely, to LA if you don't mind, Yeah, you
go to l A.

Speaker 12 (49:37):
I think they need help.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I think they do to thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
For all your calls. Shah Notion Podcast seven.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda Tuesday, the tenth of June.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
What a beautiful looking day.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
June is marching on shine. I think it's time for
bad element to put up a shut up. And this
is the thing. You don't have to be any good
but a lot of people have been living vicariously through
you a band. We found an old cassette that's where
it all began. And you and the three guys you're
in that band with when you were nineteen, as you say,

(50:11):
tragically still alive. Can we play a snippet of them?

Speaker 11 (50:14):
Please?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Ryan to thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Montage Talent.

Speaker 17 (50:26):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I was on backup silence somehow, But a lot of.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
People would be envious to be in your position to
find out do you still have what it takes. You
don't have to be any good, but I'd just like
to know how it is if the three of you
get back together.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
And have a go Already Swanny John Swan he has
heard the cut of our jib and he liked it.
Barns was just in here before Jimmy Barnes, John Swan's
younger brother was.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
He didn't say anything.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
He was done into silence, and that's very hard to
get Jimmy to be quiet.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
So I'm just saying, you're still talking around it.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I'm not talking around anything you said.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
You got together with the guys on the wheel, we.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Chatted about stuff. Come on, and I've got to receiat
it because we had a meeting.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
No, you're never going to do it.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I would never go to do it.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
You're never going to do it.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Okay, you're a surprise ruiner. So what I said to
the boys, we chatted on the weekend, We picked up
some instruments. We did a bit of a thing, and
I said, look as a surprise for Amanda, but don't
we record this and we'll do it. And now you're
ruining it because you keep asking all your stupid questions.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
What do you mean have you recorded something?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
What we've done is we've just been doing a bit
of practice and I've just felt that. It was like
you know when they say about riding a bike, we're
back on their baby just went better than I imagine.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
We're better.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
It went better than I imagine.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
So you wit the bed, So you wet the bed.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
When you hear it?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
When will I hear it? When I'm not going to
believe anything till I hear it. When will I hear it?
Will hear it tomorrow?

Speaker 17 (51:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Come on, we'll give it a craick tonight. So if
you will you record some tonight. Yeah, and we'll give
it a promise, Please promise. I don't know what you
make because it matters to me that we follow through
with this and then we can put it to bed.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Even if you do, you follow through in the bed.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Stop joking. Please sorry.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
It's a radio station, not a place of entertainment, but
it's a place of music that is true.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Will you promise tomorrow we'll have something.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
To play something.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Promise yes, I'll practice my darts on you practice. I
don't believe a word out of your mouth. If you
don't have this tomorrow, you.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Sound like our back truck is. If he doesn't get
into make a thousand, stop joking. Don't worry, It'll be done.
I just need some more petty cash because the fellows
who are going to eat and we need some inspiration.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
He be a GM sam Nation, twenty thousand dollars for
the favorite goolie of.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
The year that will be sensational. Just to record your gooley.
Get it on there.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
You could win twenty thousand dollars. Tanks to misseelle stocks
and gravies. What have we got today?

Speaker 5 (53:14):
You know it gets my gullies and my sixteen year
old waits to get into the car before he passes
his stinky, disgusting wind, not before he gets in the car. No, no, no,
has to wait till he gets in the car when
he feels more relaxed. That's great, isn't it. We then
become a mobile Dutch oven. Can't wind down the windows

(53:35):
too cold, too much carbon monoxide, have to drive around
with the stench.

Speaker 17 (53:39):
That's what gets my gooollies.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
It's actually carbon monoxide to be methane gas. So it's no.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
It's saying no, yeah it's cold, you can't drive around
with the windows. But that's what sixteen year old kids do.
It's a badge of honor, and then they grab to be.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
And they keep doing it.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
What else have we got?

Speaker 16 (53:57):
What gets my goolies is small business hour catered parking spots.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
There's never one free for the business you want to visit.
I don't really.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Understand why it's the customer's problem to solve the parking issues.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Surely just a time limit on all the spaces would suffice.
You find that when you go to BWS there's not
enough parking.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Well, I like to park sideway so my boots more accessible.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Remember the drive through bottle shops and then had the
browsing aisle like you don't really see those anymore.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
I never know the etiquette of the drive through. Go on,
well do you get out of the car? But do
you stop?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
That's the browsing line.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Well the one I go is it?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah, there's a browser where there used to be.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
I haven't said it could drive in bottleshop for a
long time there used to be a browser drive through.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
But it's when you can drive to say yes and
you get out of your car. Do you park right
up the front or do you park at the back?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Now you park at the front, but you don't get
out of your car.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
This one, this one, you have to get out of
your car.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
This is specifically, No one's.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Going to come to the car. No, what about maybe
I was at a drive in?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Have you just driven into the shop? Confused?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
At someone's house?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
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Speaker 2 (55:28):
The tribal drama was beating four give me back my pet,
because pets are now considered, through new legislation, to be
more than just property in a family law dispute.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Now, we heard couple of petty stories. But finally we
had a person with a reasonable answer, Tell from Dy,
who said this.

Speaker 9 (55:46):
We split up fifteen years ago and have a couple
of kids, so we did a fifty to fifty. Whenever
the kids came to me, they bought the.

Speaker 12 (55:53):
Dog, then they took the dog back.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Did that work?

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Yes, we had ten years just reasonable Tell from d.
Y should go and solve what's going on in La
right now.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Send Tell over to California.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah right, you too.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
That's enough, sort it all out.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Tomorrow is TikTok tuck? I remember last week we had already? Yeah, sure,
we got dog pancakes that tasted like human flesh. I
imagine it's like a Jeffrey Dharmas Movie's Dreadful.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yeah, I look forward to that. Up next, we're giving
you the chance to win the greatest weekend of your life.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Will fly you to Florida for one big weekend you'll
see Sting and Brian Adams in Florida.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
How would that be? You live in the dream.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
We'll back for jam Nation at six tonight, so I
will catch you then. Okay, goodbye, good anything else today.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
And we're going to hear bad Element tomorrow on this
very show.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 8 (56:48):
Good good bite.

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