FULL SHOW: Tales Of The Pothole

Ahhh, the good ol' pothole! Where do we start?

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart apps for
our podcast friend today.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, we spoke to my brother Cameron.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
He at the ripe old age of sixty five, has
decided to take up community radio, and we asked him
to send us some of it. Well, his USB arrived
in the mail, not on tampered with shell.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
We we I think what's happened is your brother has
used the wrong postal bag. He's just used an envelope.
Should have used a post pack or something like that.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Well, the USB didn't arrive, but we exploited. Actually, you
know what, what if he never sent it? I just
ripped open the envelope and said, well, I sent you
my incredible body.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
You will never never know.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, anyway, all of that's on the way.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Beach balls at the concerts at the concert at the concerts.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
At music Festival.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Shirley Manson from Garbage was not happy with the beach
ball at the music.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
How do you do it?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
We'll put that to the pub test.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Also, you might remember that story I ran last week
about a guy that stole the pendant from a jewelry store.
He was caught swallowing the pendant.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, time has passed, as of other things.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
We have an update. Well yes, and Emma.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Gillespie joins us because Goop has released its Christmas list.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Enjoy the podcast miracle of recording.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Mistress Amanda's mis Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
The legendary part Jersey, Amanda the actress, Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Right now, And Amanda, you're doing a great job for
anyone but your Selfie giant.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
Good radio.

Speaker 9 (02:13):
Sorry but it's a twist set shoot timing.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
We're on the air tub of the money to you, Amanda,
How are you today?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, how are you going?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I made the foolish, foolish mistake of standing on the
scales this morning.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
On a Monday.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Money do it on a Monday.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
The hell was I thinking?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Because I was about to get in the shower and
I was looking at myself in the mirror and I thought,
you know, I think I'm you know, I was happy
because I've been tapering to lead up to Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
What you said you want to taper so you could
blow out after over Christmas.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And in our bathroom we've got good lighting, so it
makes you look better than what you are. It's like
when you go into a Chaine room at high end
David Jones and.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Stuff, and the mirrors are slightly on an angle, and
all that.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
This mirror in our bathrooms that I think.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I think I'm down to eighty five kilos. I can
feel it.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I got on the scales. I can't even say. I
can't even.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Say eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I mean, hang on, I don't think that's a lot.
But considering you thought you were eighty five.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Well I was eighty five last week. What the hell's happened?
I'm balloon over a week it's eighty five point seven. Yeah,
it's just a Christian radio station.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Over a weekend, you can put on a couple of kilos,
puts on three. Probably most of us don't weigh yourself
on a Monday. Wait till Wednesday. Then you've had one
night off the booze, and you've eaten a salad.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well, and then I took my Mondays off. I was hoping.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I hope there's two and a half kilos and Mondays
in waiting those hondays.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
What were you doing last night if you had two
and a half kilos in your unday?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I'm just saying, smuggling crab, I have to strip right down.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Let's move on tonight.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
And then and then then I started trash talking myself.
So that's it. Team diet.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Maybe you once put us both on a team diet
or in.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Those baked potatoes. That's when I was ninety five kilos. Yah,
I guess what ninety five point three? Despite you readful
radio stay.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Everyone's a winner today, except for Brendan Jones because of
his enormous weight game. Everyone's a winner. Every caller who
makes it today. When's a double pass The Book of Mormon?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yes, hello, I love the book.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
The Book of Mormon is playing till January. Book your
tickets at ticket Master. But every caller who makes it
to wear. Today is our last week of a breakfast show.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
This is the final week.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Everyone's a winner today. You'll win tickets the Book of Morning.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
That just dawned on me as well.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Really, yeah, you were so self obsessed with your own
weight you didn't realize that this is our last week.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I've been doing it for so long.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Perspective moment for a while.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Now I have to process that.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Why don't you call us the teen fifty five twenty
two for the Magnificent seven?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
What's question one? Amanda? Trying to find it? Have you
got it? What is the name of the reindeer with
a glowing red nose? Look at Poul Brian. Brian's scrabbling
over the desk. Hello Brian, good morning.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
The question is what's the name of the reindeer with
a glowing red nose?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Not a giant red gut, glowing red nose?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
You bad, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
The Magnificen seven is here for you seven questions? Can
you go all the way and answer all seven questions quickly?
If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'd like to remind you that every person that makes
it tore today gets tickets to Book of Mormon.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Hello, Wally is in d way? Hi Wally? Where's Wally?
He's a d Why? Hello?

Speaker 10 (05:39):
Here you go on very well, I'd like to play.
First of all, thank you for your voices keeping me
awake in the morning. Devery Driver and Sidney and like
you two are just the best.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Josey you are right, but you two are the best Jose.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
You're right, Wally, will you Is there any way you
can join us on the Fruit of Plains of the
Drive hours next year?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You can stream us. If you can't hear us long.

Speaker 10 (06:06):
I'll put it on the streamer.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
All right, well, Wally, thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Let's see how you know my agent starts to get
a good stream.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
What's the name of the reindeer with a glowing red nose?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
True or false? Wally? David Bowie has been knighted? Is
that true or false?

Speaker 10 (06:29):
Oh, sir David Bowie, I'll say maybe true.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Oh, Wally, I'm sorry. We'll see you on the fruited plane.
Chris is inhabits, Hi Chris. Hello, Hi guys there you're
going very well.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
You're off to see Book of Mormon. Congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
True or false?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
David Bowie has been knighted. Yeah, he's declined the offer.
He was offered twice and he see. I seriously don't
think that's what it's for. It's not that I spent
my life working towards.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I wonder if you have it feels now and there
he's passed away. We're sure you do it.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
It's funny when people passed by, they all sell like
Station Ghost Brandon.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
If I was knighted, I just accepted, no, no problem.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
No one would question that, Brendan, because.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
If someone said here's an accolade, I would take it.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Do you want the reward for biggest bum?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yes? Please loud, yes, sign me up. I've already got
that one. I've got that one sealed up. Chris.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
This is the not so secret sound, Chris?

Speaker 4 (07:36):
What's this sound? Chris? Any idea?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
You see that footage of the cute little dogs in training.
There are dogs that chase the seagulls off the opera
house fore Court.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
You've got him down in Melbourne now getting rid of
the Maunt of Federation Square, have that?

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, Now they're just going to get rid of all
the crime gangs down there and it'll be okay. What
is the official motto for the twenty thirty two Brisbane Olympics, Chris?

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Is that a believe you've belong become.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
B Bray's brave, bold, brilliant or see bees, Broad's and
Broncos one of those official motto?

Speaker 11 (08:21):
Yeah, we'll go to b Oh.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's not the well that's intriguing.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
It's not b I hope it's see oh I hope.
It's see se podcast the magnificm.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Seven to question number four. It's going to Byron in
CHOLOROI and Byron, you're a winner. Hello, everyone who makes
it weird today is off to see the Book of Mormon.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Awesome, thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
He's question four. What's the official motto for the twenty
thirty two Brisbane Olympics A Believe Belong Become or c
Beers Broad's broncos.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
A best Believe Become.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
That's the one the three bees found washed up along
Australia's coastline the Pacific man o War by which colloquial name.

Speaker 11 (09:10):
Byron the blue bottle is.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
The blueball, the same as the man of War Portuguese
man of War?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yeah, yeah, of the family.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, I thought that that was more more debt. That's
the box jellyfish that is and the Iji.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
And then there's a little other one that kills the
blue one.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Is that the ira gun.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
One of the guys from Bondai rescueer telling it was
telling me if you get hit by a blue bottle
in the water, stay in the water, don't put your
it gets on your arm, don't put your arm wrap
around you because what happens. They that's when they start singing.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
They get reaction to the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
So if you get a blue bottle on you keep
your limbs, everything underwater.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
On you.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
No, that's what you do on the weekends, is your
own business?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Question number six, what does the term red eye flight mean?

Speaker 12 (10:04):
You either leave really really late and really really Yep, that's.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
It, that's all in. That's exactly the answer. Stop talking by,
Stop you while you're right.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Who wants.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Who won the second test of the ashes yesterday?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Not the palm? Yes? Aren't they winging about it?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I saw a thing the other day that said it's
an Australian chef who's employed. He works with the English
cricket teams that he does all the food for them.
And when they stopped to have tea afternoon tea, I
thought they had.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
I pictured them.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Having cups of tea and sandwiches. It's butter chicken, it's
cooked fish, it's big chunks of chicken's and they sit
there eating it in their whites.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Have a huge meal, put a cape on. Don't get
that on your wife.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I wouldn't been a huge meal for afternoon tea. Fascinating.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
It's a great game maybe they should go back to
the sandwiches. Congratulations to you, Byron.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
You have won the jam pack of Family pastor Taronga Zoo,
a wild summer with wildlife, adventure and stunning harbor views.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Twenty percent of.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Online tickets are linked to you Bai style chocolate pack.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Oh what's that? You must know what to buy chocolate?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Byron?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Do you know what do buy chocolate?

Speaker 13 (11:21):
Is?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's the most it's the most delicious. It's the most
delicious style of delicious. It just is, it's got bits
in it.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
And it's that's what said Wealth Shops, expat Gates Oil.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
It's the most fashionable chocolate at the moment.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Okay, well I gave you you're you're on board.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's available at Link Chocolate shops and on lint dot com,
Dot a U and Jones and nomandic characters, Feed the
Color and some stalear pencils Byron.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Anything you'd like to add to this? You guys are amazing.
Thank you your own.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Have a great Christmas, and we'll see you next year
on the Fruited Plains.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
I'll be there, unreal.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Put you're on the list. Thank you, Byron.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
That's what we're up two about.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Six.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
We've got six listeners right, more like the two DAYFM
breakfast shut it's six.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Don't will the university exide us in the bar?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Two daym beat usk, I'll run nude through the world
next minute and to day beat us, I'll run nude
for the world. That's because combined right now.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Anyway, it's not attractive when you got it, because I
weigh eighty eight k Now that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I take all that back.

Speaker 14 (12:46):
Oh dear Jonesy and Amanda podcast good radio on.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I'm going to flick through the Germanac, our big book
of musical facts. On this day in nineteen eighty John
Lennon really is starting over.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Oh great song.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
It was the first single in five years from one
of the most famous musicians on the planet. But the
song took a while to catch on. In fact, it
took weeks for it to end to the chants, and
it took a month for it to enter the top ten.
But then, tragically, after his assassination nearly two months later,
it was number one and it stayed there for five
solid weeks. Terrible times, weren't they. In a weird twist

(13:30):
of fate that John released the track on the exact
same day that Mark Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon,
purchased the gun that did that dreadful act.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, and so wonders that album you double Fantasy. He
wouldn't have got the traction had he not been assassinated.
And when you listen to the song watching the Wheels,
for example, assisted him.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Saying I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
You know the line is don't you miss the big time?
I don't want to be on the ball, you know
those to those effects.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
But yeah, it's so interesting that there wasn't instant movement
when this first came out of Oh John Lennard's Got
New Music. It was a slow burn and then sadly
went to number one in light of his assassination. Well,
look on this day in nineteen eighty he released this song.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Gem gold by at one point seven. Hello there, it's
Jonesy demounted. So nice to hear that.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
John Lennon, Remember that time you made us go to
a fancy dress party dressed as John and Yoko Lennon.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
It was I don't know if she changed his surname
Brenda John then and your co owner they are well
it was a Christmas party.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
So we're coming up to the anniversary of just.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
That, and we looked quite extraordinary, just like John and Yoko.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
And you said, I don't want to go fancy dress self.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
I've purchased all the stuff.

Speaker 15 (14:43):
It was.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
The problem with the fancy dress is it's great when
you're at the party in the fancy dress, but you've
got to get to the party in the fancy in.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
The middle of the Cross, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
And we're walking through King's Cross No one cares on
exactly the same day that he was assassinated, and I'm
dressed as John and you're dressed as Yet.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
He was a seventies party and there was lots of
sort of sexy disco. So instead we went.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Like that buggy. We didn't go as a cover.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Of the Rolling Stone with me naked or you naked,
clutched around with me.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
The longest bum crack in the history of the world.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Apparently that's fake.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
It is fake.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
There was a shot of both of them naked from
the back in Rolling Stone magazine and people have extended
his bum crack and shortened hers, and it's led to
lots of speculation.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
It was the long of the short in one anvel
of is Shan's bum crag will because.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
It'd be perfect to be equidistant. Anyway, do you remember, speaking.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Of anniversares you remember a couple of weeks ago on
your brother Cameron's birthday.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
It was the third of December. It was five days ago.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
What were we talking? Five days ago? Were talking about
Cavan's birthda was just last week?

Speaker 16 (15:45):
That?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yes, it was last week.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
We had talked about his bum crack.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
We talked about.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Your brother's birthday, just a couple of a couple of
days ago.

Speaker 17 (15:56):
Is it?

Speaker 15 (15:57):
Try?

Speaker 4 (15:57):
He is doing community radio?

Speaker 9 (15:58):
He is.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
He is two years older than I am, and he's
doing community radio. And he said, actually, I've asked him
to send us some of it because he's all every
time he loves that I do this job.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
But he always says cash.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
And now that he does read are you going on
and going cash?

Speaker 4 (16:14):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
But he said he had a bad day yesterday.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
He's only just starting and he played the same song
twice and then he was trying to fix that and
his headphones and knocked the button and he cut off
another song. He said the last hour as went to boo,
he's doing it for fun, he said, it's so stressful.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
It is stressful. Yeah, we should give it a go.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I'd like to hear it because community radio is great, he.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Said the man, he said, the guy who's training him
has aged about eighty years.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
He's supposed to be doing it for fun too. Well,
look it's arrived. What's arrived?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Has he sent us some Yes, brilliant.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
But have a look. Have you where is it? Well
it's he's put a USB in the envelope.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, where is it?

Speaker 4 (16:59):
And someone's ripped it off? It's gone.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
How would arrived?

Speaker 4 (17:03):
That's how it arrives. So we don't have his community rating.
One nipped it someone who.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Someone's need the USB, thinking there'd be some secret spy information.
I'm coming back announcing rock seat.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
It looks although I will say you could have put
it in more robust bust, like a postbacker.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
He just put in a normal envelope. What would people
think it was?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Why would you steal a USB?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Could be someone's bitcoin collection.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Well, they'll be fascinated when they get here, when they
get his Bay radio baby community radio.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Well you don't know community radio. You never did it?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Noo.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I started as a professional need I say anymore when
I listen.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Remember how we've often played your community radio. How old
were you when you did community radio? Because you sounded ninety.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
I was nineteen.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
You sound summat.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
I was only not.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
The tragedy was out a listener?

Speaker 4 (17:56):
What do you mean you'd two there?

Speaker 9 (17:59):
From the Joshua Tree album with without or with with
with or without you?

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Sorry? A bit of a tangle tain twist.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I almost can't believe it's real.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
There's more a bit.

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Of reggae, the late Bob Marley and the Whalers with
one Love. He died a few years back, actually with
lung cancer from smaking excessive amounts of dope.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
What a way to get well?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
What a way to go?

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Lung cand Dad died of cancer.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
That wasn't the way, That was.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Not the way anyone wants to go. Also, he died
of melanoma. I'd go back in time and slap Young
Jones around the head.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
That time on the community water you said that share
had a.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
No that was in commercial radio. Well, what are we
able to do?

Speaker 3 (18:46):
We asked my brother to send us a USB all
this stuff, and now it's.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
So we will never know what he sounds like. Oh,
I'm disappointed. Well, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't We'll still get him on. Don't tell him.
We won't tell him that we know it's that it's missing,
and we'll get him on and he'll think we're going
to give him a critique.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Pod let's get on down to the jonesy Man ramas
to the pub test today.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Beach balls add concerts? Do they pass the pub?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Well, the reason we're asking this question who knew that
they could be controversial? But Scottish rocker Shirley Manson from
the band Garbage was at the This was an incident
at the Melbourne leg of the Good Things Festival on Friday.
You know, before we play what she said his garbage
you know.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Her, Yeah, that's garbage, that's garbage.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
So there she was singing and someone, as often happens
at an Australian festival, threw a beach ball around and
she didn't like it.

Speaker 16 (19:48):
Just start with the balloon or the stupid beach balls
on the balls, Flummer. It just makes me sad for
you all that you actually think it's appropriate to come
so music festival. It must be really sarginal five because
it's sort of suspectful. Have you any idea of what
musicians did you totival like this all needs for you

(20:13):
one to beg people to go over there and punch
him the feasting Yeah.

Speaker 14 (20:19):
You're big.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Wow to her Wow? Would you double down if you're
a big beatiful? She said later on Beach Girl.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
No, and she said, I I hate the beeping beach.
I make no apologies for getting annoyed at beach balls
at shows. I joined the band because I wanted to
listen to Susan in the band She's and the Cure
and be dark and beautiful. But she said, why don't
you just go listening to Spotify and tie your bish
balls around like you're ten years old last night at
the Brisbane show. Apparently you know lots of people. Of course,

(20:53):
in light of that beach balls and the person who
had that beach ball in Melbourne has been a fan
of hers for years, been going to festivals and supporting
her for years. There was no disrespect intended in the
he's not throwing a medicine ball in the air and.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
She take a messal ball, there'd be a flex ofer
Sharon Pond.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
She has said overnight that why is all this because
this has gone around the world.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Now, she said, why.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Are you making fuss when there are twenty thousand Palestinian
kings who were under the dirt? She and but then
she concedes, She said, maybe a beach ball brings you joy,
and for.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
That I apologize. But maybe let's look at Let's play
Devil's advocate for a minute. Have you been at a
concert and a beach ball's been irritating? Has that got
in the way of you enjoying the show? Maybe you
agree with her.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Metallica there was a bunch of beach balls there, big
black Metallica, beach balls.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Cold Play always made balls part of the show.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
And a DC there was some beach balls going around
before the boys went on stage.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
DC and beach balls. That's a weird image as well.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
It is a little bit and I kind of get
what Shirley says. She's a goth, she's a punk, she's
all that sort of stuff. So so the beach culture
for her, So it's not necessarily about the beach balls
so much, but the culture.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
She's against.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
The beach culture don't be at a music festival in
the middle of the day, So beach balls at concerts
do they passed the pub test.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeh, jam Nation, Brendon and an Avanda and you're on
the same show. Let's start wearing lipstick. Fantastic.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Last week we spoke about this jewelry thief in New Zealand.
Oh yeah, he stole a twenty eight thousand dollars pendant.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
There's only like fifty in the world.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
There's not many of these pendants. It's like a Faberge
egg pendant.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
He stole it. The way he stole it was kind
of unique.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I don't think you'll see this in an Ocean eleven franchise.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
He swallowed it now with added sep So after.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Six days of closely watching the man, the coppers are
in New Zealand have retrieved the pendant six days, six days.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
It took him six days to get it out.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, that's like you when you went to Japan.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Travels very binding.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
A photo supplied by New Zealand's police showed a gloved
hand holding the recovered pendant and its long gold chain.
So he swallowed the as well with an intact price tag.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Have you got a picture? He's got the price tag
as well. Wow, well he had to do it quickly.
Let's got a card. Read the card.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Would you want it now?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Well, we talked about it. It need a big disc.
Those coffees, yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
They're more expensive when they've been pasted with the elementary
canal of a monkey.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Did you go to gold Mark?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Just around the corner, around the back, that just rights itself,
police police, So you.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Can always see carrots in Maybe it's the same in
your number two eight characters.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
The police said he pooped it out without any medical intervention.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Really so they waited for that long long? I no
word on the iPad he nicked as well.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Would have been kind of satisfying coming out though Field
Crag again, swallowing more stuff up for four days.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Okay, I've swallowed some more stuff. Officer and a Bengal podcast.
Hello there is Jones.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
What do you sing with that one? Go and get stuff?

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Say and go and get stuff? Maybe he's like Shirley Manson.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Well, let's talk about Shirley Manson as we go into
the Jones and Amanda Arms for the pub test.

Speaker 16 (24:36):
When God, I wanted to get on right.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Now, your windows, your head on a yell.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Indeed, Shirley Manson, lead singer of Garbage the Scottish rock
band or India what do we call them?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Punk band?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
She was performing at the festival, the Melbourne Leg of
Good Things on Friday. It's an Australian music festival. In
the middle of the day, a beach ball gets thrown
around and she goes off.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
If you're big, beastful.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Oh, I'm going to rush to Shirley's defense. He she's
a goth, she doesn't like the beach culture.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Then hang upside down like a bad at night.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
She's playing in the daytime hour, so she's not used
to being out in sunshine.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
And this is also the nature though of an Australian festival.
It's a good natured thing. The guy who had through
the beach ball and tossing it around is a big
festival goer.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
He's loved her band for years.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
He's not just in it for the beach ball.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
No, he's there for the music. But the beach ball
says summer, it says fun, all of that stuff. She's
missed the point on this, I think. But maybe you
find beach balls at concerts irritating. So that's all we're
asking you. Beach balls at concerts, do they pass the
pub test.

Speaker 13 (25:47):
Absolutely, it passes the pub test.

Speaker 15 (25:49):
It's part of Ossi culture and especially if you're at
a concert in the middle.

Speaker 18 (25:53):
Of summer during the day.

Speaker 15 (25:55):
Of course, she gets to.

Speaker 18 (25:56):
Throw around a beach ball.

Speaker 13 (25:57):
Absolutely castes. No, I don't like the idea of it.

Speaker 19 (26:00):
It's a distraction.

Speaker 20 (26:01):
I go to a concert.

Speaker 10 (26:02):
I want to hear and see the concert.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
However, could you imagine her going.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
To a Rod Stewart concert and getting hit in the head.

Speaker 12 (26:08):
Or a soccer.

Speaker 15 (26:09):
Yes, it does attend.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Lee Cernighan.

Speaker 15 (26:11):
He had played the Goodness Gracious grape Balls of Fire
with a big red bouncing beach ball through the crowd
and everybody loves it.

Speaker 10 (26:18):
Definitely passes above.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
This theory had a hemorrhoid.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Remember I remember watching Motley Crue and Vince Neil passed
the kidney Stone stage to me.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Well, thank you for all your call. Thank you indeed,
well the story so far.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
My brother Cameron, who I love very much, is two
years older than I am, and recently he decided he'd
do some community radio and he loves the idea of it.
This is a local community station which he's always listened to.
He loves it, and so he started to do this,
and I said, why don't you send us some of
your radio on USB for critique purposes? Ridiculed, But I

(26:58):
know you very well, so I was going to protect
him from any ridicule you had.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
But just to share the love we all.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Have for young people starting out in the business, Send
me tapes of their material and I give them an
honest opinion of what CANON shouldn't do.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Or what about a sixty five year old man.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Brisbane, I'm the same man.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Community radio is a different animal to commercial rate.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Well, Cameron has sent us his USB and he joins us. Now,
good is Cameron?

Speaker 14 (27:25):
Ok how are you?

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (27:28):
I got it is? I'm good things Okay? You know, Jerzy,
I can't handle the truth, so I don't need a go.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
No, no, no no, there's no critiquing. And there's a.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Reason why there's good and bad news. Cameron. Oh, the
good news is we received your envelope.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
The bad news is the USB stick that you included
is not in it.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
It's been neat is.

Speaker 11 (27:52):
There was nothing in the envelope.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Nothing in the the envelope at the end of it
was ripped and there's nothing in it.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
So what I've done? What are the chances a.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Phalanx of people doing an ad hoc EMU. You parade
through the building trying to find this USB stick.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
There is mail bag.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
We've found a lot of weird stuff, so a lot
of USB sticks, but not your USB stick.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Then I've gone to the front desk the station of
the face of the station and she has said it's
a post sorting issue. So what's happened is you've put
the USB in an envelope. It's gone through the post
sorting machine and that indeed has ripped the USB out
as you can see.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
So you've been ripped off by Australia Post.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
But no, what's happened is you've used the wrong You
should have put it in a postbag at least.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
So after all that, we're excited and the USB's gone.

Speaker 11 (28:44):
Yeah, so that radio magic is out in the EC somewhere.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Well, someone is going to find that.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
I would say it's a trap between the sorting machine
at one of the dispatch centers, probably there for a
thousand years.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
That's where it belonged, never to see the line.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
We're hoping to listen to some of your work because
community radio is very close to Brendan's heart. Haven't listened
to this camera? This is where Brendan was nineteen years old.
He sounds at fifty eight million. This is his community radio.
Have a listener you two.

Speaker 9 (29:13):
There from the Joshua Tree album without or With With
with or without You?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Sorry a bit of a tongue tongue twist.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Ses, there's more. Haven't listened to this?

Speaker 7 (29:29):
The late Bob Marley and the Whalers with one Love.
He died a few years back actually with lung cancer
from smaking excessive amounts of dape.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
What a way to get What a way to go?
And it wasn't It was melanima that killed him.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
And what an exciting way to go lung cancer.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
My dad passed away have lung cancer and he wasn't
exciting for him.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
So, Cameron, you're in good hands.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (29:55):
It's a big club, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
You were saying that the guy who's been training you
was aged about fifty years.

Speaker 12 (30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (30:02):
The poor boy, Rob Weicks is a social manager and
he's he's got so much patience. What did I think
him everything time?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
What's the big issues you're talking about? And what's the station?

Speaker 11 (30:13):
It's FM, It's one hundred point three b FM up
here in Brisbane. And yeah, look I just kind of
mistake it can make. I send to be making it
and the trickies. I haven't made it the second time,
but I keep finding you once, which is my gift. Yes, anyway,
I'm on this afternoon, so expecting to find a few more.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Yeah are you streaming?

Speaker 11 (30:38):
Yeah? We do on iHeart Radio, in fact.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Stream on iHeart Yeah please that's us so we which
is good at your age to be streaming.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Regularly dreams of a constant stream.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Well, Cameron, unfortunately your USB is stuck somewhere in a
conveyor belt in one of Australian places sorting centers between
Brisbane and Sydney. And I guess one day i'd like
to get this USB. I'd love to hear your material.
You can probably can you put on a WAB file?
What are you to send it over the internet?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
The file was too big, that's why it couldn't be said?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Really twenty seconds?

Speaker 11 (31:16):
Yeah, look, I'll see what I can do.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Okay, before you'll give a.

Speaker 11 (31:19):
Bit of mirth in your afternoons next year?

Speaker 4 (31:22):
How about we do that before you go? And wants
you to know that Cameron's name is Shirley.

Speaker 11 (31:27):
Also, she keeps killing people. I'm two years older than I.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Need to explain the show.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
When Karen was little, used to call him Shirley and
it drove him crazy.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Moment say you know your name isn't Shirley.

Speaker 11 (31:41):
Yeah, and it's still got me up and I'm pretending.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Not to be Cameron.

Speaker 11 (31:47):
Goodbye.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
You convinced me that a man who was two years old,
and I just when your younger brother was just telling
me he's my younger brother needs all of you land Cameron.
Good luck with the radio, mate.

Speaker 11 (32:01):
Yeah, thanks Cameron.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
I'll see you next week.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
The kids and I are coming up then, ye.

Speaker 11 (32:07):
See Sunday, Okay, thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Cameron Gelli there, I remembers on arriving Saturday.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Is you got to pick up for the airport day late.
It's like his radio I we'll never know.

Speaker 14 (32:18):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
We're on the radio. It's time to talk with Jonesy
and Amanda will make radio great again. Hit funds do
know what the doing? You understand that? And the Killespie
is going to be joining us. The Goop Christmas wist
list is out.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I want all those things to fill my Christmas stocking Brendon.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
If you're going to go okay, please, I don't want
anything from a goop list.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Okay, okay, we'll find out what's in it.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
We'll talk about that and e Bykes, let's talk about that.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Next on goldsis what.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
A dreadful weekend on the Central Coast Premiere Chris Mens
has to created natural disasters in six areas across New
South Wales.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Did you see that? Sixteen homes here lost.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
In Bulladilla and Coolerwong on the Central Coast.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
No lives have been lost, but nonetheless lose your home.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
In other fire related news, the State Corner's Court is
going to look into the dangers of lithium iron batteries,
highlighting risk with e bikes and other users in.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
The lead up to Christmas.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Did you know there's been more than two hundred and
ninety lithium iron battery fires across the state this year.
Fifty three people are injured, double the number of the
previous year.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
And this is just from fires.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Am I right in saying?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Someone told me that these are the cheaper trees if
you're buying a proper battery with a proper bike.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
This isn't going to happen.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
The cheaper batteries just at the top may have a
fat boy in de rod. You are those ones. They're legit.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
The legit battery will not catch on fire.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
But if you're getting a cheapy one off, it's because
really what are they two and a half three grand?

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
But if you're getting a cheapy one, that's where the
danger lies and it makes it makes everyone anxious. Was
in fact, if you have a quality battery, that's not
going to happen.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
There's a lot of controversy about e bikes at the moment,
a lot of people wondering what you can do about them.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
I don't mind them.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I like them because it's taking the focus off us motorcyclists.
So everyone thinks motorcycles are great now because we pay
regio and obey the laws.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
There's no face. But the Libs have come in. This
is what they're going to do.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
They're going to put mandatory license plates on for kids,
food delivery riders, and share bikes. The scheme would allow
police to find parents of children court riding dangerously and
delivery drivers court doing the wrong things. I don't really
see the delivery guys doing the wrong thing. They seem
to be above them. I really, what do you want to.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Get to you? You want to get your goodsman as quick
as possible.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
But the libs they're not in power.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
No, so this would kick it in twenty twenty seven.
So if everyone just don't do.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Anything dangerous between now and then and we'll fix it,
then don't do anything.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Do you think on the Goop Guide there's an e
bike from gwennethtrol Gweth.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Only if it smells of her private area?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
What does it smell like when it catchers fire?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Let's find out what's on the goop list.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Next podcast entertainment.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Put on your dance and shoes.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Don't give me your best shots with the entertainment used
it's fit to print. Mgillespie is here. The Goop Guide
is out. Well, it's first of all, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
This is our last time with you on Breakfast, our
last ever Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
I know, but you will be joining us next year
on the Drive.

Speaker 20 (35:42):
And I'm so excited because I'm much better in the
PM than I am in the name.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
We're waiting to waiting to see if we are. I
was wondering what your sentence was going on.

Speaker 20 (35:51):
But it's Christmas, which means it's time for the Goop
Gift Guide now. In case you are not across Goop,
this is Gwyneth Paltrow's wellness Empire website, brand lifestyle everything,
and each year the team releases this Christmas Gift Guide,
which is completely ludicrous to the point of being hilarious delicious.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
We obsess over it. I do, and I love to
go through.

Speaker 20 (36:16):
And find the weird and the wonderful. There are some
ultra lux and big ticket items, as there always are.
There's an Omez jukebox which was price upon request, but
I did a bit of stalking, a bit of digging.
They retail for are starting at five hundred and fifty
thousand dollars, so that's the biggest ticket items.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (36:37):
Then we've got a few fifty to sixty thousand dollar
pieces of jewelry boring a Gucci portable pet bed for
thirteen hundred dollars, which I think could work for you guys.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (36:48):
Western Hotels apparently have this trademarked bed.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Their bed is so good.

Speaker 20 (36:53):
That they have a registered trademark bed that you can
buy your loved one this Christmas for five thousand dollars,
or if you're more into ram horns, you can get
a desk lighter, which is in a ram home.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah right, yeah, how much is that?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
That One's only eleven hundred dollars a bargain.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, that's more of a bargain.

Speaker 20 (37:12):
There's a couple of quirkier, cheaper ones, some kitchen themed oddities.
My favorite this year is a pasta water candle. It's
one hundred and five dollars, but the website says this
candle fills the air with notes of saline water and
semolina wheat for a unique umami aroma.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
So it's a candle that smells like pasta water.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (37:33):
Yeah, one of the cheapest smells that you can make
in your home.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Why not just special? She hasn't just to repurpose her
old veggie can.

Speaker 20 (37:42):
Possibly there's a ceramic vessel it's called to Put Your
Honey in. That's six hundred and seventy seven dollars.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yep. But let's get into there's some naughty ones. There's
some fun ones.

Speaker 20 (37:55):
There is a bondage style advent calendar. Oh you get well,
the Kinky Advent Calendar for the low price of nineteen
hundred dollars, includes a red silk blindfold, gold plated handcuffs
like real gold, several meters of French bondage rope and
adhesive bondage tape. So telling me you love on this Christmas.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Bondage twelve days of Christmas Jonesy.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I thought this one would be good for you.

Speaker 20 (38:21):
There's a two hundred and fifty dollars lymphatic romper. This
wellness onesie delivers graduated compression and has micromassage zones that
follow your body's lymphatic pathways.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I know you're all about the lymph nodes. I am
where are the nodes? Where were the message notes? Where
aren't they?

Speaker 20 (38:39):
And my present for Amanda this is going to be
the brain enhancement program in Kosa Mui from only ten thousand,
five hundred dollars. Advanced neuroscience meets traditional healing.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
So there you have it.

Speaker 20 (38:54):
And this one I think is good for the kids
who are about to lose their social media.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
There's a smart typewriter. It's sixteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 20 (39:00):
They call it a distraction free smart typewriter that saves
your work digitally but won't let you online it's kind
of like a laptop that has no Internet access, like
a typewriter. That typewriter, Yeah, but there's no paper like
it doesn't it's not.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
It's not quite like that. It's more just a simple keyboard.
So there's that.

Speaker 20 (39:19):
And if you were continuing your stint in breakfast radio,
you'd need this one. It's stuffed pillow that's embroidered one
hundred and twenty bucks. It says please leave by nine,
but you guys can party till.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Dawn by no.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Oh, no, I mean I am I mean I now,
I don't have the excuse if I got to go
to bed early.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
What am I going to do?

Speaker 11 (39:39):
No?

Speaker 20 (39:39):
Well, you can just say I've got to go home
and put my lymphatic ones in.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Yes, I want to. I want to diagram. Thank you, M.
We'll catch you next. M.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Gillespie from the Daily Eyes Shit podcast.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Right now, Free.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Instances and Amanda's.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
It's time.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to that.
If that question of time permits, you get all the
questions right.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
One thousand dollars do you want to win?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Two thousand dollars we have a bonus question, but it's
double or nothing.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
This happened last week. Leanne in Bexley, Hile Anne.

Speaker 10 (40:22):
Good morning you guys.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Hayleyanne. Already you're a winner. Everyone who's on the show
today is off the city book.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Very well. Thank you.

Speaker 13 (40:30):
Before I start, I just want to say thank you
for the last twenty years you guys have been sensational.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Oh Lynne, can you come and join us on our
drive show next year?

Speaker 15 (40:38):
I would love to.

Speaker 13 (40:39):
We'll have to.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
You'll have to the list.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
You're on the list. Bet you some money. Seven listeners show.
You've got Mormon tickets. Let's see if we can get
you first of all one thousand dollars. We've got ten questions.
We've got sixty seconds. Say pass if you're not sure,
might have time to come back. Okay, alrighty, here we go, Leanne,
he comes. Question number one, how many letters are on
the in the word dog three?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Question two?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
What city is Sydney Harbor located? In Question three? Oh
is the symbol of which chemical element oxygen?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Question four? Which queen song was featured in Wayne's.

Speaker 11 (41:16):
World Bohemian Rhapsody?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Question five?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
How many years are there in a millennium one thousand.
Question six, Which of the seven Wonders of the World
is in Peru? Question seven? What's a photo developing room called.

Speaker 19 (41:34):
Laboratory?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Ah, it's a dark room.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
You were gunny, you.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Were like doing so well. I thought you were well
on your way laboratory.

Speaker 13 (41:46):
What was I thinking?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
On undrop? I'm sorry, chemicals in it.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
And if you're developing your photos of Frankenstein, then.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yes, her tasteful pictures down to the local laboratory to
get developed. Leanne, you've got a book of Mormon. Thank
you much and thank you for the kind words.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 11 (42:14):
No, we're going to miss you, guys, your friendly.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Last week, thank you.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Last Thursday on the show, there was a story about
councils using the idea of sister cities to go on
jet setting junkens and the constituents, the rate players, weren't happy.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
No, they're not happy. No, they need to be here
and do their job. We don't need sister city. What
do we need a sister city for more playgrounds?

Speaker 17 (42:38):
Really, honestly, there's no playgrounds here at all, And like,
if there is, they're.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
So far away over there across the road.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Maybe maybe once a playground underneath him right there and
now the playgrounds.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
But the other thing that came up a lot potholes. Potholes.
The potholes are ridiculous.

Speaker 21 (42:56):
The amount of people that I know that have tripped
and fallen because of these poles and broken their legs
absolutely is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I have to ask, who's walking through a pothole? Yeah,
how do you know anyone who's tripped in a pothole
and broken their leg?

Speaker 12 (43:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
But maybe we're wrong. Maybe potholes are doing this time
I did.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
I hit one near home Bush.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Were you were driving though.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I was on my motorbike, and I thought, this is
this is going to be accident number fifteen.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I really felt.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Because the pothole was so big, like I went to
the bottom of.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
It and lived there for eighty years with a tribe.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
There was a gift shop down there.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I bought a ruler Chris Brown.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I over come up, but I came.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I thought, as my feet came off my pegs on
my motorbike, I'm doing a bit of a Superman thing.
I thought, this is it when it come on stuck
and I got to work, and then there's oil just
leaking out of my bike. A lot of people say
that's just a Harley, but no, and it cracked my
sup and so I had to get up towed to
the shop to get fixed.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Well, Chris Brown was driving Doctor Chris Brod, Doctor Chris.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Brown's not They do well singer and the.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Giant Pothole emerged first to front two Ties book in
twenty nine or nine.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
By then he's got momentum. Second two ties book.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
All four four ties, all four split. Let's do it.
Tails are the pothole?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Maybe you're falling in one and broken your leg. Maybe
you lift down in the bottom of one. With a
tribe for several years.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Selling rulers snow at the gift shop, Snow with the pothole?

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Did you get on an ass to get out of there?
Tales of the Pothole?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Everyone who makes it to wear with us today. Everyone's
a winner. It gets a book of moments.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
It's a nice local stroke podcast. The Tribal Drum is
beating Tales of the pothole.

Speaker 21 (44:46):
The amount of people that I know that have trips
and fallen because of these potholes and broken their legs
absolutely is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I've seen some potholes I don't know of anyone that's
broken their leg in a pothole.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
No, maybe an American sinkhole when you're standing there and
it collapses underneath you.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
But still lots of damage from potholes. We want to
hear his stories.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
We're doing Ray Hadley's material. He's going, what are you
box heads doing? That's my stuff? Golston, Gorge and potholes.
Roxanne has joined us.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Hello Roxanne out before we go any further, every caller
who makes it to her today gets a book of
Mormon tickets.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Hello. Have you fallen in a pothole? What's happened?

Speaker 8 (45:27):
Awesome? Good morning Jones and amany. Yes, I fell into
the mother of all potholes. Yeah, coming back from Moto
GP a couple of years ago, left Tomora heading towards
young Hip, the mother of them all on my motorbike,
fully loaded, fully loaded, coming back from Moto GP. Split

(45:50):
my front tire buckle, the front rim buckled, the.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Back room both come off, no joint.

Speaker 8 (45:58):
He's don't know how was the roughest ride, but actually
stayed on. I was able to hold it up. We're
thirty five k's out of young. My partner was as
stick as it are wed. We were on the road
for two hours. Had to call the motorbike shopping Young.
They actually sent out a trailer, which was awesome of them,

(46:19):
and my motorbike stayed in Young for three months to
be fixed. And yeah, he had to double me back
because we live in Mudgie, so then he had to
double me back to Mudgie. So he's a very long day.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
You stayed upright, but you split the tires. It couldn't
keep riding.

Speaker 8 (46:36):
Oh, there was no way. Could not keep riding because
some tire was as flat as a tact because they'd
split it, and the buckle was rimmed. And it wasn't
until we tried to move the bike off the side
of the road, like to get it into some shade.
So we were in shade, so we actually realized I'd
done the back rim as well, that the back tire
stayed like the rim. I didn't split the back tire,

(47:00):
but the rim. Both of them were just shattered.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
I'm hanging on every word. Rocks ammanded not so much,
but yes, you're okay, Well we'll just wrap it up.
What's in a bike?

Speaker 8 (47:12):
You have a nine right, fantastic bike to ride. But yeah,
and it took like because an assessor had to come.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Said, yes, sir, that would be that would be painful.
Thank you, thank you. I'm so glad you survived that.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Because you lose the front tire on a motorcycle, that
is the kiss to death.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Hello, Robin, tell us about the pothole.

Speaker 18 (47:36):
Well, I'm going to prove Jonesy wrong. I was walking
down the street and when I said this, fell in
a pothole, snapped the ligament off my ankle. Where were
you when I say this?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Was it a big hole that you didn't see?

Speaker 18 (47:54):
I hadn't did not see it at all when I
were in it down she went. My friend said, oh,
we better go to a bar, and I said, what
to get some ice?

Speaker 15 (48:02):
And she said, no, to have a drink.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
But you stepped your achilles or.

Speaker 18 (48:06):
Something snapped the tendon attached to my ankle.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
No, which part of the holiday was this was at
the start, midway or end?

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (48:16):
Day three?

Speaker 15 (48:17):
That month long holiday?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
No?

Speaker 11 (48:20):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (48:21):
And what's the brunners area in hospital? Like?

Speaker 15 (48:24):
I didn't go to one?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
I didn't.

Speaker 18 (48:25):
Actually, I hobbled all holiday not realizing that I'd done damage.
And it wasn't until I got home and went to
the doctor here and they said, Okay, this is what
you've done.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Wow you actually we've met a human who fell in
a pothole.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Robin, Thank you, Robin, thank you.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
If Roxanne hits a pothole on the motorcycle doesn't come off,
Robin just walking around on a.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Two legs bang into one, that's the life of the pothole.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Take more of your calls, thirteen, Please every extraneous piece
of detail.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Because Ray Ray hadly sitting at home going okay, I'm
writing this down. So where you were a mudgie and
now you're.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Going to smash up this breakfast show before.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
We go mudgie? And now where are you?

Speaker 14 (49:02):
Jonesy and Amanda make sure podcasts?

Speaker 4 (49:10):
What have you done? Have we got to lay on?
In case a man to sweat? On Thursday last week
there was a story.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
About councils using the idea of sister cities to go
on jet setting junkets, when the real thing that councils
should be doing, according to its constituents, is no, they
need to.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Be here and do their job. We don't need sister city.
What do we need a sister city.

Speaker 17 (49:32):
For more playgrounds? Really, honestly, there's no playgrounds. Who are
at all and like if there is there so far
away over there, they're over there, just undred road.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Maybe I'm not walking one hundred meters to a playground.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Particularly if I also might walk over a pothole.

Speaker 21 (49:49):
The amount of people that I know that have trips
and fallen because of these holes and broken their legs
absolutely is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
We haven't had a broken leg, We've had a bust.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
To achilles heels.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
So far from someone who walked in a pothole in
reality rock.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Sand, who gave us every part of her journey from
mudgie to.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Her bike, had it all written down, and now it's
thrown near Haley.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
She was she was somewhere, but she had a pothole
and the bike posted.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
At tire bugled a rear w I mean about a
rim but didn't come off.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Fifteen thirteen fifty five twenty two were asking you for
your towels of the pothole. Every caller that makes it
to where gets tickets.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
A book of Mormon.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Hello Natalie, Hi, Natalie.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Hello, what happened in the pothole?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Hello?

Speaker 13 (50:36):
I am living proof that you can break your leg
by stirping in a pothole and it happened.

Speaker 8 (50:42):
I know.

Speaker 13 (50:42):
Well, so I was just walking home from the local shops.
I walked across a council strip was grass council strip where,
unbeknownst to me, there'd been a I think a tree
had been dug out at some point, and so there
was a hole, but the grass had grown up in
the hole that you couldn't see. It would look the
rest the same as the rest. And I stepped in
the I rolled my ankle so hard that it snapped

(51:03):
the end of the boat off. Oh it was so painful.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
It was a few is at the time, Natalie.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
And that's a lot of rehabit.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I know.

Speaker 13 (51:15):
Yeah, it was the boots and the crutches and that stuff.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 13 (51:19):
It was a mess.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Did the council help you out? No?

Speaker 13 (51:23):
I didn't go down that raage.

Speaker 10 (51:25):
I probably could have should have.

Speaker 13 (51:27):
I don't know. I just I just wanted to get
over it.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
I bet you did, I bet you did.

Speaker 13 (51:31):
Here we are well, look we should we should not
like to come on your.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Show, Natalie, and you get to go to Book of
Mormon hubble through.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
That's a good thing. So that's far. We've got two
motorbike wheels. Achilles heel and now.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, snapped ankle off to the bone. People actually are
walking in potholes and are injuring themselves.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
Leroy has joined us.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Leroy tell us about the pothole.

Speaker 19 (51:53):
There, you go on, just go on for a ride,
but fire the boys a couple a few years both.
I thought it was a good idea to overtake them
more standing up on the feet thing an Indian Larry.

Speaker 12 (52:08):
But I hit a podole, went for the handlebugs, missed
the handlebars, over the handlebars, face plane of the road,
open place.

Speaker 15 (52:18):
How much the shirt?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
But you can imagine, yeah, laugh about it, have a
face Leroy.

Speaker 19 (52:29):
Stray corded face break a no, but not good time.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Well, you know, don't layer around, don't do Indian Larry
used to stand up all the time.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Do you know Indian Larry? No Brendan I'll give you. You
can google that a legend. Julie is joined. Julie tell
us about the pothole.

Speaker 15 (52:48):
I had surgery. I was going out one morning. I
sent my son off to work, and then my husband goes.
I think he thought he dropped some money out the
back line. It's not like I was staying there because
we were renovating, went out of the back line. It
was dusk and I went for I went flying and
I tried to save myself on my hand went I

(53:11):
lost the tenders on my hands, torn and covered in blood.
Had no idea what was wrong. Got my daughter to
wrap me up, went to work and then I thought
my hands just covered. Had a look and I needed painted.
Went to the hospital, had to have surgery.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
But did you did you skid on a pothole, Julie, Yeah,
it was the.

Speaker 15 (53:30):
Whole back lane was for. My neighbor next door had
the same. He was an olderly man and he was covered.
Poor thing. This happened to him too. He was covered
in he was covered in blood and he was he
had He was raced to the hospital as well.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
And then was he covered in your blood? Or did
he fall?

Speaker 15 (53:50):
This is a different like maybe two weeks before me.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Got form. It's taken people.

Speaker 15 (53:59):
Yeah, So then when I emailed the I emailed the
council and then I actually went to solicit as well.
And too bad, I rechard the back line. Ye got
too bad.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Well, what we have discovered, Brendan, is that people can
injure themselves walking.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Through athole tomorrow's discussion.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Why isn't there a playground, not just there, not just
over over there. I can see one from here. I
want one right here. I want to slipping it right
under my bambas.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Of course you do. Thank you for all your course.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
We've learned something.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Amanda podcast gets my goalies. Our finalists have been selected.
Producer Meg has combed through thousands of messages poor things,
and I'm I'm just talking about the ones that made it.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
They're the ones that weren't fit for broadcast. You're listening
to gold FM.

Speaker 14 (54:52):
I were in point seven with Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 12 (55:00):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Hey, hey, you know what gets my goalies?

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Right?

Speaker 4 (55:04):
I wait, forgot what I was saying.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
So are they the winners?

Speaker 4 (55:11):
They weren't fit for broadcasts? Now, out of all the
calls that.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Went to air, a final five, according to our production team.
So everyone here, Ryan with a b GM, Y Rye, Foxy, Meg, Nicole, Jacinda,
Joejojo Shabbado.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Have I missed anyone? I'm not sure you're panicking. Now
there's the whole netty laws. Okay.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
All those people are the tribal council and they're going
to vote on which one they think will be the
number one Gooalie.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
But having said that, for finalist, number one will be
revealed next jem jam Nation.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Five goolies have been selected. They can be only one.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Miseelle Stocks and Gravies have very generously donated twenty thousand dollars.
Is our prize for our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Yeah, it's all gravy baby.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
We've come down to five.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Our crack team has selected these five and they will decide.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Who will be there. Digital jenis I've made good with
all of that.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
So in no particular audio order, rather, here is our
first finalist.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Ok, it's my girlies.

Speaker 22 (56:26):
Is when us women go into labor and we ring
the birthing sweet and they say, oh, you're not in
true lavy yet, don't come in yet. Well this happened
to me. I sat on the toilet, thought I needed
to go to the toilet, but it was the baby's head.
I stood up, her head came out in my hand,
and I waddled off the toilet and accidentally had her
at home. That got my ghoulies and I had my little.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Girlie accidental birth Gholie. We don't have a name or
any details.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
But we got that in August and we loved it.
That is Fineless number one.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Finalist number one. We'll have another finalist for you tomorrow.
It is six to nine.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Our favorite where is it? Oh, I've got it right
in front of me. Our favorite caller email Facebook, friend
whins a dinner at Hurricanes Grille, Mauth ordering ribs and
steaks for generations across Sydney. Experience at Circular Key today.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
We had Tales of the Pothole today and we've got
to give it to Roxanne from Mudgie because she had
this short winded story coming.

Speaker 8 (57:25):
Back from Moto GP a couple of years ago. She
the mother of them all on my motorbike, pick my front, Kyle,
I called the front rim theom oh boss.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Come scooo, he's gonna howe was the rougher ride had
to call the motorbike shopping young sounds around scooched a
trailer would not keep writing.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
All right, I'll do us.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Rock sitting on the edge of my I know.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
You were Roxanne. You are man of the man.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Did she That's enough. We'll be back tomorrow for Tuesday show.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Going up next. He Goo has arrived with them in
Brian's Ryan's doing Ryan's I mean, Bryan is in Hang
Around Christmas, Bryan. Everyone wants to hang around for Brian.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
And we are back tonight six o'clock for germination.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Good dad, you well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 11 (58:18):
Good bite, good bite, Wipe the two.

Speaker 14 (58:24):
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