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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a podcast we have for you.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, we spoke about a woman who has an addiction
to coffee enemas. She has four a day. It's not
like just having four coffees a day and saying, I'll
get to my heartbeat going, I can't sleep. She makes
the coffee, lies down, gets some tubing and puts it
up a bum. She does it four times a day.
It's not very social.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hemsey's misso doesn't do anything like that liketually. What she
does in a private time I don't know, but there
seems to you some controversy about her going up the
shops in bare feet.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
We want to put that to the pub test. There's
a viral frank I guess going around that mums are
doing on their toddlers when they're cooking, and it's supposed
to be funny and hilarious. Well, one woman has been
fined two thousand dollars. We'll tell you all about that.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Or so.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
We spoke about this last year. Geene Simmons was offering a.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Fan to be his road here. You had to pay
for it four hundred and fifty two dollars.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Then I had to pay. Well, it's happened. How did
the day.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Go yep, and it takes us for a tour through
the Sniffing.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Bum Museum, Wait for the gift Shop.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Enjoy the podcast. That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
We have so many requests for them to do it again,
Mistress Amanda and ms Keller.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Friend in making the tools of the train.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Congratulations, man, we're ready right now.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
It could anyone but Silkie Giant good radio.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Shoot, Timy, we're on the air.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Shove the money to you. A man in my little
soft jacketed friend, that's me.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
How are you You look like a little muppet?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh that's nice. Actually I probably look like a ferbie.
Remember those toys and they come back every few years.
So it's like a gonk with big eyes and you
teach it to talk, I think into its own language
on sport one for Jack when he was a little
kid and he couldn't speak, so why I thought he
could teach a gonk to speak.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
We've got one on now Attic Space that goes off
every five years.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
What does it say just I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It just sounds like me. He goes off every five years.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
That's you speaking of going off. I got into work
this morning opening up the fun Factory, and I got
a sneak peek of Vivid. The Harbor Bridge was all
lit up for a nano second. I posted it on
my instrument.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
They're practicing.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I do a practice.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
So when does it start?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Said some dad is up there going No, hang on, mate,
this lights out.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
He put these up.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
If it starts on the twenty third Friday, starts Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I've done a flip around a Vivid and raised a
sneer at Vivid, But now I'm a Vivid guy.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm doing a piano promotion with Andrea Lamb. I think
that's part of Vivid on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Oh what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's as much as I know.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
What are you doing it?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well, I want to come down.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I don't know any of the information. The theme is
Vivid Sydney Dream.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, where did you just come up with that?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, I'm reading it.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, well that's.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
There wasn't an all night brainstorming session on that one.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Just come up with the lights ago, you guys come
up with a name. I see, I must have been.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
There was a time when I was sneering towards it
before I turned fifty.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Ither it's for old people, and now I'm fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You know what I I don't think it's for all people.
I don't think old people have the stamina to put
up with the crowds and to wander around those the
streets are all blocked off. I don't think I think
it's for a younger crowd.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I'me my dad delighting and vivid and he just got
a backpack full of beer and just walked around the
city just enjoy.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And it wasn't even vivids the middle of the ding
the fluoros on and off, and he was happy with that.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
What are you doing? But I'm into it. I'm into
a big time.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Are you going to go?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
No? I'm looking looking at it right now.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
There you go go a Zurich light down there.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
And they managed to fix all that up, which is good?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Will we in this building for Vivid last year?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
We want we just come here and have a look
at the window.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's easy, easy, just move in here. What top cat.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Actually pat Shaw today developments with the Gene Simmons roady thing.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Remember to be Jeene Simmons roadie. It was a competition
you could win, not a competition. Now you had to pay.
Oh you had to pay twelve seven hundred and fifty
two dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
He's roady for a day.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, and you've got a whole list of great things
from Gene. So the guy that bought that.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh, so it's happened.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's happened, all right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Wow, and did he love it?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Or well?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I wait to hear.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm hooking you through. I cannot wait to hear, so
you listen for another quarter hours.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Speaking of an update, I've heard of this woman who
has a what's it called not a fetish, a full
on need. Yeah, four times a day to have a
coffee enema up her date. So what you should say
actually dunks a biscuit. It's very antisocial. Anyway, we'll talk
about that.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything until
we do the magnificence set.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Do you want question number one? Please bottlebrush gum and
Lily Pilly are all Australian wa gem Nation.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
The Magnificent Seven is seven questions? Can you go all
the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you
do that, Amanda will say I.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Have a question if if you turn up at work
tomorrow or once vivids on, will we be able to
see it out the window.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I think they switch it off at midnight. I don't
think it goes twenty four to seven. I saw it
this morning.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, I come well. I think they were testing it
out and Jesus looked good. It's coming across the Carl
Expressway on my bike.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
And it just looked like a colorful bridge.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
It's just because there's no one around it this time
of the morning, but the bridge often lit up.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's not. Well, that's expensive. Someone's got to pay for
that time. Your kids are always leaving the lights. One.
You're gonna go and.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Switch it off so it goes off at midnight. You
reckon just like.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
You it does. You got to say, who's left the
Harbor Bridge on it? I'm looking at you.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Last one out switch it off.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Ben is in Campbelltown, Hello Ben, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Here's question one. Bottle brush and gum and lily Pilly
are all Australian?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
What tree trees?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
What is the name of the amphitheater in ancient Rome
where gladiators fought.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
The color?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You say anti theater or amphi theater. I'm through my
whole life saying antitheater, but I realized I think it's
supposed to be Amphitheater.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I was just about to do a Russell Crow impersonation
to it. Add base signal and.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, great, let's do question three. What's on the box?

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Ben?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I'll turn the box on, Ben? What is this TV show?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Is that alock spir Ben? I can't believe I think
I know it?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Is that sex and the c Ben?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
No, judge, remember.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
The embarrassing myself for recognizing that one? Tabards? All?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Right, on, LEVI jeans? What colors the tab? Is it red,
puce or black?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
What color was the second one? Did you say? I
never pues?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Is like a purple color?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah? Puce?

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Oh, marine, purply color?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Now ask what is it? Red? Purply color or black?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Piwce. I'm not one hundred percent sure. I think it's red.
It is red, the original lead red tabjets up?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yes, Wow, Now we're all in formed. Remember those ads
and I was writing about amphitheater. Question number five, what
alcoholic drink is made with juniper berries?

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
I mean junipers? Is it a type of wine?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
No, it's not. Then you got all the way through
to question number five.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yep, you've done a lot of spade work.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
There Sami podcast Jones demanded at your service.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
We're into the Magni six seven up.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
To question number five. It's going to Maria in Bosley Park.
Hello Maria, Hello, Manda, Hi, Hi Jasie Maria. Maria. Question
five is what alcoholic drink is made with juniper berries? Jin? Gin?
You've had one or two? In Maria had a few
on Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Gin.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I had a few gins on Saturday night. That was
my downfall. And vodka.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, well, I don't think the gin was the downfall.
The killer in the vodka. Maybe.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
What are the largest types of fish? Maria?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
What's the largest fish as a group?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Sorry, Maria, silence is death on radio.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
James is in Belgola, Hello James, good morning, legend.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Do you know what the largest type of fish is?
Because it's not Wales, because they're marine mammals.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Just so you know, very good, which former US president
announced yesterday he has cancer.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Oh, let's not play the celebratory music if you get
this right, James, Yeah, do that.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Joe Biden and.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Even Donald Trump, No, don't play the celebratory See he's
won the price. Even Donald Trump had some nice things
to say. His son Eric Trump, not so much. He said, Hey,
Jill Biden, doctor Jule Biden, how did you let her
get this far? Did you miss this or is this
another cover up? She's a doctor of philosophy of education.
She's not a medical doctor. You've got to stop saying that.

(09:32):
You said that once before about her. She's not a
real doctor.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
She said psychology called.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
No, she's an educational dog. She's got a PhD. That's
how you earn the title doctor.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's like I'm a doctor of the radio.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
No you're not. You haven't done a PhD. In No,
you haven't.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
They would give me one now.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh god, you have no respect for education.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I love education. Left school in year ten. Look at me.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Congratulations you won the jam packets all come you away,
Sheridan Grand, Sydney Hyde Park, famous for it Sydney food buffet,
including a beverage package for two.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
How good is that one hundred and.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Fifty dollars to spend it Flowers for Everyone's shop, Sydney's
phrases flowers and gifts at Flowers for Everyone, dot Com
and Jones in Amanda character choice, Vida Cohen and some
stayed the pencils.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I say you've got anything you want to add there, James.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
I think, I think the Jones and pencil sound like.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
The best part.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
But let's see if they can. We can use them
to work out what it takes to be a doctor.
This is not a real doctor, not a witch doctor.
I'm going to put you in a giant cauldron.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
And boil you. Are you all right?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
It's relaxed, man, It's twenty twenty five. Brendan, Yes, get
on board, Get on board, Get on.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
Board, Jonesy and Amanda podcast man.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Tips four announcers trying to get a career.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
In radio combing through the job and that got a
big musical facts on this Day. In two thousand and one,
Kylie Minogue released her hit Can't Get You out of
My Head.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Two thousand and one, that long ago.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's a great song.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Spotify recently has released her top ten songs. People have
had a bit to say that's unlike people on the
internet haveing a bit to say this wasn't the number
one song. It came in at number three.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I'd say three.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I'd say fair enough.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
There's a locomotion on the list. No locomotion was in there,
but wasn't in the top three.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
No, not in the top three.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
At number two, the gold Underpants hot Tats. Remember my
mate Mick smashed his motorcycle on the strength of those pants.
Was on the M five and he's driving along on
his Harley and there's Kylie in the pants on a billboard.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
On a billboard, not standing on the side of the
road's hiking.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Girl's going to make a living, and she's bend over
and mix just got Jesus run straight up.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
The bag of a You put that on his insurance.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah, he got distracted by Kylie Mino's hotpants and the
insurance company paid up.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
You've told Kylie that story, yep. And so it's number one.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Number one. As this.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Makes sense, This one's for you, Mick, twenty four to seven,
Eyes on the Road, Gold one at one point seven.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
You and I aren't big coffee drinkers, are we?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
I like coffee?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, but We're not. We've often spoken about this. We're
not coffee Puntz's we I'm happy with a third of
a teaspoon of instant. I was used to drink like
chop coffee, coffee shop coffee. I had to put so
much sugar and milk in it to cover the taste.
I thought, what am I doing? So I really don't
drink much coffee, not like this woman I came across
in Florida. I'll let Ai do the voiceover of her story.

Speaker 9 (13:00):
Trina Can. I live in Saint Petersburg, Florida, and I'm
addicted to coffee animals.

Speaker 10 (13:08):
For the past two years, Trina hasn't been able to
function without her daily coffee enemas, a procedure where liquid
is injected into the colon to clean out the lower
and test it.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Her addiction is so intense she does up to four
every day.

Speaker 9 (13:24):
I love the way coffee animals make me feel. I
feel like a sense of euphoria. I absolutely would fall
apart without.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Them, and I've seen footage of her doing it. It's
not like it's not an easy procedure. She boils up
the coffee on the stove, does all that coffee so
I'm going, well, I guess you must do that, then
set it aside to cool. But it has to be
higher than you for gravity to push it in. So
she lies down on the floor while she covered herself

(13:53):
in towels that I saw, and puts a tube up
a bumb And she does that four times a day.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
So if she invites you out for a coffee date,
coffee date, beware. I mean, you know of all the addictions.
If you're going to have to be an addict, something
that's socially acceptable is a lot easier than having to
be at home four times a day to put tubes
up your bum.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
She's not a tea drinker. You're jingly in a cup.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
And you've taught the soy latte piccolo was an annoying
order at the coffee shop. What if she dunks a biscuit,
a Scotch finger, don't get a doughnut, call out a
name at.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Starbucks and she's from Florida? You say, yeah, speaks volume.
Do you think it's nineteen to seven? Are the politics?

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I should say, just tried. It's not good for you.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
No, actually would be bad for you.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Bad because she's she's jazz because the coffee is caffeine's
getting absorbed.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Anything you absorbed through your backside is going to go
straight into your bloodstream.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
That's why people shelve the drugs.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, so she's going to be she's going to be
highly wired. And also it can't be for you. One
might be okay, four a day. Don't do it, just
as our community service announcement.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
That's it. Don't put coffee up, you bum, don't do it.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
The things we have to tell people these days.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Jungam Nations podcast, Let's get on down to the pub test.
Spanish actress Elsa Pataki, married to Hollywood star Chris Hemsworth,
was seen up the shops in bare feet.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
She lives at Bar and Bay so for the course, yes,
but internationally people who understand the nature of this and
close ups of the dirt on the bottom of her feet,
et cetera. Chris Hemsworth has had a similar thing. He's
posing for photographs in his house and people go, look
I do to his feet? Are they live an outdoors life?
She was seen going without shoes though, dodging puddles in
a gravel car park outside a cafe. So people who

(15:49):
aren't Australian, and some people who are Australian a little
confronted by it, saying it's unhygienic. Also, I think it's
a natural response to go oh if we've grown up
in a country where there's bindis or where you know,
even our ancient forebears tried to cover their feet.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, when I'm walking down to the surf and you're
going to walk across the rocks to get into the water,
and you stand on the little periwinkles. Sometimes your feet, though,
have you noticed this are more sensitive than other times?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, well I noticed post menopause, if your feet get bigger.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Do they Yeah, well your feet got bigger.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, we all look like hobbits. Everyone who's had gone
through menopause.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
You've got little feet of the size eight.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
But I can't fit into some of my shoes post menopause. Right,
if men went through menopause, we would have had so
many more solutions to this. By now you lose part
of your skeleton, which you've gone yeah you do, it's massive.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
What does your skeleton go?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
The fat around your middle to the closet. But back
to the bare feet thing. Some of the comments are interesting.
People go Hey, we're Australian, that's what we do.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
But I feel if I see bear feet in the shop.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, when you're in Byron all those places like Lismo
and that, you can see the guy in a BMX
got bike and he's in his mid forties.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
But what if if you're at the shops and you're
a suburban area and you think, are you going to
go into a delicatessen? Are you going to go into
a public toilet? Probably not.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
You wouldn't go to a public toilet with bare feet.
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
You see people in aeroplanes going into their socks.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
The host was.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Telling me, you never walk on a plane in bed
in just even socks.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Don't even walk in there and socks.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I don't have any beef with Elsa Pataky because I
like her, I like Hemsy.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I have no trouble with that.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
I've got no trouble with it. But I can see
why people would be confronted. What do you think this
is how Jones has chosen to phrase this? And I'm
reading this bare feed up the shops? Does it pass
the place.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
I saw Hems's missile up the shops with that shoes.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
On We'd Love to Know Your thoughts JAM podcast.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I don't defined brow.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Well done you with the piano. What a great show.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I watched it last night because I fell asleep early
on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Kyle Sandler's rang me. He said, what's Amanda's number? I
need to read you to give a praise, says find.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Me and said it's one of the most beautiful shows
things the Bigger Fellow.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
You're melding the Big Fella's heart's love share with Little Lotto.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
And he's weeping, weeping at your show has so much
response to such a show. It's on the ABC. You
can look at all the episodes on IVY if you'd like.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
How are you going with Richer? You're still on Reacher, Well,
what are you up to now?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I'm Series two episode three yep. So the kids are
coming around for dinner tonight, so we won't have a
chance to watch it. Harley and I are quite obsessed.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
With one and ten Investigator Squad.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's right, and it's two years after the previous one,
so I can forgive the fact he's having it off
with somebody else.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Got the Terminator, the bad terminator from Terminator too.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, I thought I recognize that he's put on a
bit of condition. Well, everyone's a bit older. I've been
watching let me talk about Reacher for a moment.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
How are you feeling that he's moved on from you
a little while?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
But it was she had it off with someone in
the shower. It's two years making him sound like.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
Was in me.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
And now he's doing it in a hotel with an
old colleague. And yeah, but he's massive and she's tiny,
and there's just you know, they're tending to each other's
wounds and then next minute flipping her around and flip
and flip and flipping. That warmed the cockles of my heart.

(19:31):
I don't like violent shows, but the violence in this
is quite comedic almost. I find myself laughing as people's
legs get snapped backwards, because it's quite funny.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, because I've gone to the Last of Us and
that's different.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
That's that's a bit too, you know.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
The violence is a bit more real.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
But last night's episode that I watched explains why Ellie
and Joel had their falling out.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
And I don't have any idea what you're talking.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I remember the Last of Us and they had the
murray Bartlett character that episode.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
I've never watched it.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I haven't you really good anyway?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Are you enjoying it? Do you wish there was more Reacher?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I miss Reacher.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
But because last of us is getting a bit yellowstone,
they're starting to pad out stuff, you know, yellow hats,
hats and hoedowns and stuff like that, gravelly talk, you know.
Just get back to the shooting and the root and.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Why are we doing your TV? Well?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Coming up next, we go down to the Jonesy and
Amanda Arms for the pub test, bear feed up the shops.
Brendan's phrase, this does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Else? The Bataki has set the world on fire. We'll
do that next.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Jamais when.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I wanted to get up right now, go to your windows, your.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Head on a yell, hell.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Down to the Jonesy, Demanda Arms for the pub test.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Bare feet up the shops. Does it past the pub test?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Else?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Bataki Spanish actress who have to be married to Chris Hemsworth.
She lives in Byron Bay. She was seen dashing about
the shops, dashing about outside coffee shops, all kinds of
stuff with bare feet.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
This is at you for Elsie.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
No, but she was in it walking through puddles and
the gravel of a carp on the gravel at a
car park and close ups of the bottom of a
feet which weren't clean. How could they be with all
of that?

Speaker 1 (21:20):
And people are tough.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
People overseas have been reacting to this going oh my god.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
But also for Australians, if you grew up in the
era of bindis, does do people still get bindies to.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Get caravan park feet?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
What as you wearing the thongs all the time when
you're on holidays and you get the tan and your
feet turned to leather at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, to toughen them up. How do you feel about this?
Does it make you feel equal?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
You go?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yet whatever bare feet up the shops? Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
For me?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I do not like shoes that I have every opportunity,
I wear no shoes to the shops. However, if I
have to go to toilet, I definitely would put shoes on.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
I think it passes the pod test because this is
in Australia and you're always wearing there fort and shore
some singer and if.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
People can walk around the shops in pajamas nowadays, which
I'm seeing all the time. Then there's absolutely no problem.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
With bare feet.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
You're going to go walking out in the street where
dogs and cats have paid people could have thrown up
drunks in Byron Bay, peeing on the wall. You're they're
going to walk up the shop, and then if you're
going to go and walk back into your own home,
put those dirty feet into your bed, go to bed
that night. It's absolutely disgusting.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
It's not a problem. It's Austronia, for God's sake.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
I mean, I'm miss steel cap boots all through the week.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
On the weekend, I don't like to wear shoes.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
I like to be barefoot.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
To quote Jonesy people to just being woke.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Woke, so woke. But I suffer from plant to fasciadas.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Do you be less attractive?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I have trouble with the planet of fasciatas. So what
I do is I've got my Archie songs out. They're
really good. I bought them too. There's no I haven't
got to deal with them or anything like that, but
they really.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Well, you've made yourself so incredibly attractive. Now this is interesting.
A twenty four year old mother in Sweden has been
convicted of harassment and find over two thousand dollars participating
in a viral kind of a TikTok prank that I've
seen many many people do. Have you seen this? The

(23:23):
prank is part of a trend where parents pretend to
be cooking alongside their toddlers or their children, and they've
got all the eggs there, but instead of breaking the
egg into the bowl, they crack it on the child's head.
You've seen this. It's supposed to be a bit of
harmless fun, and in most cases it is, but this
was interesting. So here's the mum and her little girl.

(23:43):
But the daughter's joy turned to humiliation as she's unexpectedly
got an egg cracked on her head and yolk is
stripping down her face. This video captured the child's surprise
and the discomfort. This got one hundred thousand views on TikTok,
but someone reported it to the authorities in Sweden, prompting

(24:03):
an investigation. The mother defended her actions in court, claiming
she was merely participating in a widespread trend and did
not intend harm. Quote everyone was doing it, she said.
Despite her defense, she was found guilty of harassment and
ordered to pay over two thousand dollars in damages to
her daughter.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Good.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
So interesting, isn't it that? You? You know, we have
to think about that when you're doing stuff. There's a
whole lot of trends at the moment. Just throw a
cheese If your baby's crying, throw a cheese slice onto
its head. Have you seen that?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
No, that's terrible. What about that chop your head off challenge?

Speaker 3 (24:41):
You chop your own head off and you film it
and then you hopefully it grows back.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
What a great challenge that'd go.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Now, I think it's stupid. I hate all those challenges,
the ice pocket challenge, all that junk.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
I'm glad we're coming through the forest of that junk.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
The thing is, I don't think it'd hurt to have
an egg cracked on your head, but it'd be kind
of humiliating.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
It's just stupid.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I'd like to do something here.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
You're not cracking a head up. Now you're not doing Can.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I crack an egg on yourself?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
I watch, I watch.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
There's no point I couldn't do it to myself. I
have to do it to you.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
What are you doing it to me? I like to
do it to you. No, firstly, you don't have eggs.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I do. Look, of course I've got half a dozen eggs.
I've got half a dozen eggs.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
No, because you don't have any sort of smoke. If
you've got a smoke, I do.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
It's a non smoking studio. I've got an apron and
I've got a tea towel to pick up the drips.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You haven't got to eat paper towels.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
What's this block of flats? I've got a paper quickly,
could come over, and I've got a bowl. Come on,
let's do it quickly. I don't take my jacket off
and get prepared quickly.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I don't know we're getting a show.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Come on now, I'm going to crack twelve of them
on your head. Come on, so come on over. Now.
You're the one who's always saying hurry up, hurry up.
It just radio, don't leave dead air. Come on over
before I crack something else. Okay, I just I just
the difference is you're not a toddler, but you've got

(26:03):
a giant forehead. Actually toddlers have big forwards. But I'd
like to not just what.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
It feels like toddlers are listening.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
All the insulting things you've said about people. I think
that's the least we can do.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
But a little premure head, that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Well, you've got a large forehead. So let's see how
we go. And you don't have the element of surprise.
You know what's going to happen. But I'm still intrigued
as to how it feels. So potentially here tend them.
Your mummy coming in? Okay, coming in. So we're cooking.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
We're baking this in any way? Interesting? Right?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, so we're cooking. Look we're going to make a cake.
Oh crime, that's the point.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
You're actually going to do it?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
No, what's that film?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Let's not go crazy?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Okay, don't do it to me. Don't do it to me?
What does it feel like?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Some idiots cracked?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Let's say something about mary in your hair? But if
this was to happen on TikTok, would you be humiliating?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I see you?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Would you be humiliated?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Not really?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Oh, you're just cranky. Now this is the point. Then,
why do we think babies wouldn't be Why do we
think we can own our babies? Luckily? Wearing that shirt
and no one can tell that you've got egg all
over you? Actually that helps.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I'm going to have to use the team shower again.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
It makes your hair look better, does it? Well, we've
seen it makes people cranky, So why would you do
it to a toddler. We've proven something here. Jones has
got a beautiful sense of humors. What we've proven.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Helen's Arias has the news save as.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Helen is cranky as I wonder why, well, we've proven something.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I don't know what you've proven.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
We're proven that if you don't want to do it
to an adult, don't do it to a kid.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Well done, Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Gene Simmons was offering one of his fans opportunity to
come and be a roadie with him on the Kiss
on the Gene Simmons Pan Tour.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
The thing was the fan had to pay a sizeable
amount of money.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I'd pay more to stay away.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I'd rather have an egg cracked on my head.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
If I was on a celebrity roast, I'd say.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
He's got the smallest and meat and potato and the beers.
We start with that.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
I feel that my hair has more body with the egg.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Well, it's good for you. Just your egg through your head.
It's interesting though, you you haven't been happy. We've just
been looking. Jenna has filmed me smashing that egg into
your forehead in slow motion, and I'm just enjoying watching it.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Why would I be happy about that? Why would I
be happy?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Well, we assume toddlers think it's funny when they're the
butt of the joke.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
You know who's not happy?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
These straight pride flag people in a straight priv people.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
They're celebrating their straightness.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
But they've got a flag and it's pink and blue
diagonal like one house pink, one house blue, and then
it's got the man woman sexist symbol, you know, the little.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Circle of them like the Golden breed.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Remember Golden breed? Do the kids remember Golden Breed.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
It's got the female the symbol and the male symbol.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
And I've got it up for you. Have a look
at that.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Wow that looks gay, the gay flag.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Wow, well done.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Straight pride people straight They.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Look like people cracked eggs on their faces as well.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Podcast we spoke about this last year.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Being Gene Simmons's personal assistant and band Ready for the Day,
There's been a bit of a blow up about kiss
Apparently coming back together again when we said goodbye to kiss.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yes, they've said they're doing one. I think one reunion
show that people saying retire already.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
You just guys, you were just here last year. I
have no bf for that. I've seen Kissed many times.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
You and I went and saw them at a Core
Stadium or as Acorn Stadium as Jean says.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
It's going to be in October and Acorn Stadium and Sydney.
You know, he's a giant. He should hang out with him.
Would kill me, seriously, He's women be free. He's an
old sexist kind of I'm still attractive kind of. He
still tries to pretend that he's sexual, sexually interesting. He does.

(30:16):
He's constantly sort of saying, oh, all that kind of creepy.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Stuff does do a bit of spadework on you, though,
But you definitely have a chance. Any what a compliment,
then again, I think a wet mop in the corner
would add Gene, it's a wet mop and with me.
But he did offer you could be Jean's personal assistant
and band ready for the day. And you think, oh,
that's a prize that sounds like a nice price, but

(30:42):
does for twelve four hundred and ninety five dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
You would pay this, But what do you do?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
What's the job?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Well, this is all in capitals.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
The experience includes you will meet up with Gene and
the GS band members early in the day, either at
his hotel or designated location.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, depend on what you If.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You look like a mop, you will be on the
GS band team crew for the entire day. You will
get a GSB crew member shirt and hat, and you
will get a GSB crew member vip laminade.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
You will have a meal with Gene.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Oh, no brackets at the hotel or backstage at the show.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
If you're unattractive, you're sharing a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
You will hang out backstage. You will sit in on
a sound check. You'd love that, when't you? Gene Simmons
will bring you on stage and introduce you. You may
bring four items for Gene to sign. Rackets, no instruments, parts, etc.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
No parts What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Parts? Body parts, hold of engine.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I have to leave those at home.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Leave your parts at home.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
So this man, fifty two year old Dwayne Rosado, spent
twelve four hundred and ninety five dollars. He said, I'm
not going to die with a lot of money. I'm
going to die happy.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
And was he happy what happened?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
He enjoyed it very very much.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
He had a two hour dinner and Gene answered questions
on everything from how he lost his virginity.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
No, is that you're making that up? That's all Gene
wants to talk about.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
To the value of limited liability corporations.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Oh my god, Jeane, back to your virgin God, can
we hear about that again?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
So that's did he list that, That's what he spoke about.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
And then they got to gain try and pass him.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
They got him on stage and he played parasite with
the band.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
That's a Gene Simmons song. Oh God, one of the worst.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
I'll pay twelve thousand to stay away.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
We got any parasite? Is there any parasite? Ryan? Can
we can?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
We just just just so from for people here we go,
this is parasite.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
I want to hear more from random in stage.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I'd like to hear more about your virginity and insurance. Ah,
hell mop in the corner, going.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
Hellos Jonesy and Amanda in the morning on Gold one
one point seven.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Our book is coming to fruition. I'm working on the
launch party. The launch party is going to be great.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Well, we have some other stuff that's going in the book,
and it's reminding us of things that we've done in
the past, and I think one of them, I don't
know if we've spoken about it before we were going
to do it.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I think it was sacrosanct. I don't think we can
break this.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
You think we're going to it's like showing a magician's trick.
Sam podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Our book is coming out.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
We're having we're putting together a book to celebrate our
twenty years together. And it's been so much fun looking
at old photographs and old things. And there's a chapter
about the TV stuff we've done together. And I don't
know if we've actually spoken about this. About the show
Surprise Surprise Gotcha.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
It was the ear of joke shows. I remember Candid
Camera all those years ago with Alan.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Front Yeah, but that was when we were kids.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yeah, And then they derated to a version.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Well, Surprise Surprise Gotcha was hosted by Matt Tilley radio
host and Jackie O.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Didn't they bring it back again with Jay Laguia They.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Did too, Surprise Gotcha.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
So a few a few people have had to go
at this and this is where with the help of
a colleague, I e. You, someone like me gets pranked.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, so they you saw Scott cam pranking Jamie Jury,
for example, what was the prank?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I think you're off the block?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Oh not that actually happened in real life.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
You've been sacked in the media. You cannot play that
game because it's quite likely. Is this a joke or not? No, actually,
this is real.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
And they approached me about surprise Surprise Gotcha and they said,
and at the time, I was doing Spade work to
host this show called Celebrity Singing Bee and they gave
it to Joey fat One, who's he Joey Fotonia or
whatever his name is. Anyway, so I was doing spade
work for that and they said, oh, you know, we'll
get We'll do this thing with a man that will
do a surprise surprise gotcha. Yeah, okay, no worries. So

(34:54):
the whole premise of it was that I would lure
you to a.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Pub easy and in the middle of the days.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Her listener would come up, oh my god, it's Jonesy
and Amanda in the wild, and then he would go
to pay for his drink, but he's left his wallet
in his car.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
And then you, because you're so charitable and nice, I
don't know, I'll cover the tab for you man.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
And then and then he has to leave.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Well in payment, he says, there and he says, take
my keynot ticket, because he had to go.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
He had to go. So we're sitting in the pub.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
He you've got the kenot ticket, and I have to
leave the room.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Jonesy gets out of the way as Amanda's Keno game
comes up.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Amanda doesn't usually win stuff, but.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
She circles the numbers she's got, and strangely enough, every
number match, so this is quite.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
A lot of mine.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
The numbers come up, you win, and that's how this went.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Or what.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Is his ticket?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
One?

Speaker 7 (35:57):
And that's what.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
You want. We've got to get him. You see him.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
You just check out your price money, Amanda, nearly a
million bars, so you've nearly won a million dollars to
just club box change these.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Days a million who cares doesn't check out my bag.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
So then and then so what happens is on very
because you don't trust me.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
This is you don't trust me.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I don't know how to play keno, So people are
saying you've won this money.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
You won this money.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
And then the guy that gave us the keynote ticket said,
if you win, shout the bar.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
The empty bar suddenly fills with free loaders. Champagne pops
is the new Arrivals order the most expensive items on
the menu.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Amanda's so far gone she doesn't even twig to surf
Lifesavers fundraising miles from a beach.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Fifteen grand is the motor without a moment, what's the
word is with the motor?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Lifesavers leave with an IOU for fifteen grand life signed
in pencils.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Of course, good vegas for inflatable. There were people just
carrying around trays of lobster. It was so surreal I
thought I was having a fever dream.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
And then then now for the unexpected twist that means
that Amanda is sharing her winnings with nine hundred and
seventy two others, and suddenly the room's gone quiet.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Amanda's winnings are half the cost of the bar bill alone.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
The bartabs outweighed what we've won considerably.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I've just had some chips. Really.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
The bar tab were twenty seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, and it was all weird to me. Yeah, And
what we've never spoken about before is the length actually
that you had to get to get me in there.
You had to tell the production look, a man is
going to want to sit on a chair that's got
a back to it. She won't sit on a stool.
She's going to blah blah blah. You had to help
them set the scene because you know me so.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Well, such a pain in the neck to organize something
for it.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
It goes to the pub in the middle of the
day and sits comfortably up at the bar.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
What and you don't like sitting at the bar. So
they're doing all these things.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, they're trying to because they had to put microphones everywhere.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yeah. Yeah, And that was the thing. And it was
the last minute. When we got to the pub.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
You started just slagging off someone that we worked with.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Long time ago, long time ago, and you suddenly thought.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
And I thought it, this is going to happen to
grab you by the shoulders.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
And you said, I was about to walk into the pub.
You said to me, there's something I've got to tell you.
So I went in there knowing I didn't I just
knew that I was going to be pranked, and I
just had to. This is the hardest acting I've ever done.
You and I've never spoken about this publicly that I
knew because you felt you had to tell me, and

(39:14):
I'm so grateful you did. But the minute the guy
gave me a keynote ticket, I went, oh no, I
felt like a tsunami was coming at me. Thought, I'm
going to have to pretend that I think I've won,
and then i'll have to something's going to happen, and
then I'll find out I haven't won. I saw the
whole long journey ahead of me, but they goodness you did,

(39:35):
because that we sat there for half an hour mic
before anything happened.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Well, I heard that they did one with Marcia Hines
and Denny Hines and they couldn't run it because Marcia
said so many things.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, they couldn't run it.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
You can't have imagined going with your best friends somewhere
knowing they're being recorded and people at the back listening
to everything you say. I probably would have said I've
got to do a big fart. Who knows what I
would have said.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
They would have known that.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Knew, And so when every time I go into any
place now that sells Keino. I get a twitch in
my eye. But I've never forgotten the exhaustion of thinking.
I sometimes somehow have to play along here and it
was exhausting. You can still see it on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
It's YouTube. It's forever ever in the history.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
And we have never broken the code by saying publicly
that I knew and I'm so grateful you told.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Me great value for that inflatable rubber ducky though five
thousand dollars with a motor.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, Amanda hasn't twigged. Oh really, it's that's all of
that will be in our book anyway.

Speaker 11 (40:38):
GM instance, Amanda's surprise surprise.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to
that question of time permits. You get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yep, you can double that money two thousand dollars to
one bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
John's picton Hello John, right, John.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Very well, we're very keen to give this money away.
You keen to receive, John, I'd love to receive. Okay, Well,
there are ten questions that must be answered in sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say passed, okay, because we usually
have time to come back. John John, here we going good?
Like his question number one? What day is it? Tomorrow?
Question two? Australia's national colors are green and what gold?

(41:30):
Question three? Shaggy, Velma and Fred are characters from which
TV show Scooby John? Not Velma? Not yet it was Velma,
not Wilma. Oh John, Fred, they got me? Yeah, I'm
sorry there was no Shaggy.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I'm sorry, John John, Thank you for playing. Thanks all right, John,
were coming up next? I thought, you know, everyone talks
about when they do pranks on other people, but how
does it feel to be the victim of a prank?
No one kind of tells that story.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, I wanted my early radio career that nearly had
just devastated me.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
It was the worst thing in.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
The world, the worst meter smashing an egg on your
phone a little bit earlier.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
That wasn't a prank. That was I don't know what
that was. It's just tom foolery.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah, but still being humiliated is no fun. We'll talk
about it next.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
No, I don't imagine it would be.

Speaker 7 (42:28):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Largely, I don't like practical chas I have them. I
hate you couldn't be bother doing it. I couldn't be
bothered going along with it.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
The worst thing is when you're the butt of it.
We're just talking earlier about Surprise Surprise, Gotcha?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
So what the show was called Surprise Prise Gotcha?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Yeah, and they'd asked you to help set me up
to be the butt of the prank.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, and you didn't know what the prank was. But
at the last minute, I thought, she has got a
blab black nobody's.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
We had to sit there with microphones all around us.
And if I didn't know, you're a good friend in
saying here's what's happening. So I from the minute I
was given a Keino that some Keino ticket, this guy said, here,
you bought me a drink. Take this, I've got to go.
I thought this is what this is going to be.
So not only did I have to ride the wave
of oh my god, I knew that at the end

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I had to be there. And one goes MH. Jokes
on you.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
As it turned out you'd won a million dollars, which
you thought was fair enough.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
You shouted the bar.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
But in the end it turned out you had to
share that million dollars other people, so the bar tab
outweighed what you actually won, and suddenly the room's gone quiet.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Amanda's winnings are half the cost of the bar bill alone.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
I've just had some chips. Really, m.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, practical takes well.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
What about just earlier we were talking about an influencer
who's been fined two thousand dollars in Sweden for taking
part in that TikTok prank where you're cooking with your child,
you're toddler, and you crack an egg on the flid.
I did it you just before we're cooking. Look we're
going to make a cake. Crimes you could have warned.

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See being the butt of it. Everyone loves to tell
a story, and there's a thousand of them. Everyone shares
about setting your friend up to be pranked, But being
the butt of the prank is a different journey altogether.
It's the worst.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
When I started in radio and all my life all
I wanted to do was work in radio, and I
got my first job in radio, I was always on
the slippery slope of being sacked no for some reason,
and I used.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
To read the news as well.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
At the radio station, and we pre record the news
on a tape, on a real to real tape. And
so what I did I kept making the news up,
so I didn't get it together in time to put
it on a master tape. So I put on my
work tape. So I ran it into the studio. I
gave it to Ben who was on air. I said,
there it is, and heres which Q do I use?

(44:53):
Where do I take it from? I said, I don't know.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
It's got to go to where though it's going to go.
So he puts it to air.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Unfortunately it's got my pickup where I got six K,
six NW and news. I'm your host, Brendan Jones, and
I've still left with a bunch of swears.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
And did another one and did another one.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
That was then the actual news started.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
But all that happened was just this and so anyway
someone complained. What I didn't realize there was politics going
on between six K and six NW. One manager didn't
like the other manager, and so she put a complaint
in about that particular moment, hoping the manager would get
the sack.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
So she set it off to Akmarra. Whatever it was.
The broadcasting tribunal.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Imagine that today gave me the sack for saying that.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
And they wrote a letter back to the boss saying,
don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
There's no big deal. There's an accident just happened. Anyway.
The boss thought it would be funny if you got the.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Letter heare, and rewrote the letter saying what and already
Cartha was in trouble with other breaches, not because of me,
of the Broadcasting Act. And they said, you're license is
going to be revoked and we're going to take full
charges against your newsreader and the manager of the radio station.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
And so how did you think I remember?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
And it was just sent to me in a little pigeonhole,
and you know, I just get into work and I'm going, oh, okay,
and I'm reading this letter, and you know when your
life just slows down, I'm just reading and I'm just going,
this is the.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
End of my car.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
How long did they let that sit?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
The book? Because they're all hanging around the corner, but
they must have seen my face.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
How long did it last?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
They said, don't worry, it's just a joke. I couldn't
even I couldn't even comprehend that it was a joke.
I said, so, so what does it mean? I said, no,
it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
And even after you told it, you don't And I thought.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
They was saying it's a joke, meaning how can they
do this to you? It's a joke. They were saying
it's a practical joke. They had to actually grab me
and say it's a practical job.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
See. To be on the receiving end of it, at
the very least, it's humiliating. At the most, it's traumatizing.
Let's talk about that being the butt of the prank.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, not being the person that sets up, you.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Know, because everyone boasts about that, but being the butt
of the tales of the prank. Hey, it's a different
story altogether.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Tribal drums already beating for this.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Nation.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Well, it's one thing to be the original prankston.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Everyone likes to tell that story, But how does it
feel to be on the receiving end of the prank.
That's a different journey al together. And no one really
talks about that.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
And you and I aren't pranky people.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
No, but to sit in the humiliation is horrible. It's horrible.
Tribal drum is beating for this being the butt of
the prank. Wayne is hellow Wayne, you guys right, Well
what happened.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
On first started concrete and here you get the had
a big gallon drum, forty four gallon drum. They wash
all their tools and you'd use the water to mix
the mud of thirty five degrees. He said to the boss,
can I jump in? And it's like I called out, yeah, mate,
not telling me that I'd have chafed for three days
because of the concrete chase. You all up and they
thought it was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
So you jumped into a buket of concrete, into the
watery concrete.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
But the yeah, yeah, the big drum, you mix the
concrete with the water. Yeah, they wash their tools in
it and like yeah, they all thought it was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
So you thought it would just be cooling, but instead
it was all manky.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Yeah, and I ended up with chafe, Yeah, like three
days all over my body.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Oh and did they make the hair kind of a
noise sinking sucko Wayne.

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Yeah, they all laughed at me and thought it was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
It wasn't for me, but changes I might laugh to
Do you see that thing on the internet with the
young concrete guy. He's got the concrete cutter and they
tell him to start the concrete cutter.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
You got to push the blade along the ground to
start it. Actually, you'd fall for that.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Is that not what you do?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
You pull started? But he's running along.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
See trade pranks are terrible. I think great, terrible.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
You would have been sent out for stripe paint all
the time.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I'm still looking for it.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Michelle has joined us.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Well, I'm Michelle. Were you the butt of the prank?

Speaker 11 (48:58):
I was?

Speaker 7 (49:00):
When I was in high school? They knew probably about
year eleven. Your girlfriend and I were invited to a
batty party and was told that it was fancy dress.
So it turned up fancy dress and we were the
only one.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
No, no, yeah, he feels so awful. What were you wearing?

Speaker 7 (49:18):
Well? What was it worth?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Was?

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Her father was a police officer, so we picked some
of his work, haids and more.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Then and so people thought, why have you arrived dress
as police officers? How did you feel when you walked in?

Speaker 7 (49:33):
Oh? I just wanted the ground to open up and follow.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Me because it a team.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
You could laugh at it now, but that must have
taken ages to get over at school.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
It took a while to get over it. We laugh
about it now all the time.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah, I bet you did a muzzle Tim pigs blood
all over yourself?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Sure like Carrie did or concrete water chafe, a.

Speaker 8 (49:54):
Little break out the q Rash Jonesie and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Amander and Jones. You stay in school and learned school. Yeah, okay, it's.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
All well and good being a prankster, but being the
butt of a prankster's jokes.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
You know, I'm indifferent to pranks. I'm not a big
fan of them. I've never have been.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I feel very anxious watching people be pranked. Being the
butt of one yourself is horrible. It's humiliating, and that
stuff can stay with you for a long time, and
no one tells the story of what it's like to
be the pranky.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I'm just lazy, that's all.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
I couldn't be by the following through with it, and
I couldn't be bother doing the revenge prank.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
After all, And it's just me. The tribal drum is
beating for tales of being the butt of the prank.
Clay is trying to hello, Clay, what was the prank?
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Started a new job?

Speaker 11 (50:46):
All excited and enthusiastic, and somebody left a message for
me to call John Dorry.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
That's the fishmuckt oh no, and did you And I had.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
No idea who John Dorry was, right, I.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
Fell for that one.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
What did you do?

Speaker 6 (51:04):
Well? The office was pretty quiet, so they're all waiting
for me to ring this John Dorry.

Speaker 8 (51:09):
As soon as they rang the fish market, the guy goes,
can I.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Speak of John?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
And he went, oh, sure, said John Dorry, And the
bloger said mate, mate.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
He just started laughing.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
It was hilarious, funny.

Speaker 7 (51:21):
Well, I now know what John Dorry.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
You know what John Dory is.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
You know to fish and when it happened, did you
think it was funny?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Oh? Yeah I did, But I mean I guess yeah,
being a new at the job, of course, laugh in
your expense.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
See, we casualize this kind of it's not bullying. I
know that. Let's not over traumatize these moments, but some
of them are really hard.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
When I was at Brisbane there was a sousky. They're
not the brightest card of whole. Pas.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
When you've done it, don't boast about doing it.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
This is a bad But I used to say, oh,
fruit world they want to do some advertising.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
I talked to Manda Mandarene.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I went with a cameraman and years ago, and you
know that the tape that everybody uses, in the gaffer
tape everybody uses. He said that he was told on
his first day that they don't make that anymore and
to eke it out. And he said for the next
ten years he'd use tiny bits and people's look at
him like he was crazy. So, you know, being the

(52:21):
butt of those industrial jokes, your first day work jokes.
Look at you laughing, and you see.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Oh I made it go round. That's good. Thank you
for all your calls.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Thank you. So you couldn't help yourself. I had to
go into the winner's side there Amanda Share Notion podcast
take Overseas. Do you like to explore museums?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I do.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Do you know I can't imagine have the.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Patient very easily accessible.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
And my life would like it.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
My wife I don't have.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
She spends ages looking at stuff in Greece and she's
looking at the arrowhead, this arrowhead from five hundred BC.
Then there's another arrowhead nine yeah radio and she's I go,
I get it, and she says, right, let's go into
the arrowhead Room.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Now, oh, they're all pretty much sign I.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Must say I don't have much patience for the classical museum,
but I do like a quirky museum. I have been
in Japan in Tokyo to the parasite Museum. Yeah, even
had a gift shop. I'm only in it for the
gift shop.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
You sent me a bowler, that's right, I brought.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Your stuff to bowler toy. I also in the States
went to a medical oddity museum, lots of unusual medical
equipment and stuff like that. I like the quirk but
I haven't been to this one. This is on my
next travel list. This is in Kobe in Japan. It's
an exhibit where you smell various animals bums. There are

(53:42):
glass frames containing diverse fauna portraits, pictures of animals, and
they have small open holes and you engage your sense
of smell by rubbing and then sniffing the animal bottoms.
Because the whole point is that animal's glenna of information
from each other about identity, health status, reproductive cycle, their mood,

(54:06):
their diet. So this these images are infused with carefully
crafted artificial fragrances replicating the distinct set associated with the
bottoms of penguins, cats, rabbits, a tiger and the footage
here is quite interesting. So people are just lining up
and rubbing the whole and sniffing. I'd be fascinated. Well

(54:31):
you tried this out with management and negotiation time. Your
nose is right up there. What kind of information are
you gaining from that?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
That's a museum right up there.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
See where the money is money?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I want to bet with myself and congratulations, I want
I knew you would.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Say that twenty thousand dollars just for having a winge?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
So good?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
What have we got today? Hey, Jones and Amanda? You
know what gets my gullies When I use a public toilet,
I wash my hands, dry my hands, and go to
exit and the doorknob is wet.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yuck. That is the worst duck. What else have we got?
I don't mind when people bring their bikes on the train,
but when it's peak hour and they stand at the door,
just grinds my gears. Yeah, I dropped my bike on
the train the other day. Are very upset?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Was it your motorbike, Brendan?

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Yeah, but it wasn't the big one.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Fair enough with the bad in with the good. If
you dipped out, you can always contact.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Us via the iHeartRadio app. It's seven to nine.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Our favorite caller, email or Facebook friend wins three hundred
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Speaker 1 (56:00):
Nice as that. I love that place.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
We started the show with our magnificent seven this morning. Look,
we know it's six am and everyone's just waking up,
but Maria from Bosley Park was mute.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
What are the largest types of fish?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Maria, what's the largest fish? As a group?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Sorry, Maria, silence is jath on radio.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
That's why Marcella Muso's podcast is a disaster, right aut that.
We'll see you at six for jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Well, hey, I'm a little miss wrap up quickly. We've
got tomorrow's show, Big Action on the show.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Em mc gillespie's going to be enjoining. You know where
she has been. She's been in not in Eurovision, she's
been in Swisserland. She was the milkshake man with your boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
And also later in the week, I'm going on a
light detective test.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Are you good? Why are you doing that?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I don't know. If someone said I should do it,
and then you said I should.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Do it, are you sure you want to do that? Well,
you cracked an egg on m'a ask you if you
really think I've got Adelaide legs, and you have to
answer it honestly.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
We'll be back for six tonight jam Nation. We'll see good. Well,
thank god, that's over. Good bite wipe.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
You're right.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
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