November 30, 2025 • 47 mins
For the second time ever, Amanda Keller called in sick. Don't worry - she's okay, and will be back, but this left Jonesy on his own.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more gold won on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
Hello there, what a podcast today. Prior old Amanda she
was unwell today, but we had much to discuss. Competitive
Christmas at the Jonesie Amanda arms for the pub test.
What about the sex addicted turtle? We had that as well.
Your favorite moments from Jonesi and Amanda's show over the
(00:34):
last twenty years coming up, the tribal drum beat for
tales of the pregnancy and gets my ghoulies all coming
up in this podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Everybody, it was now that a miracle of recording. We
have so many requests for them to do it again.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Mistress Amanda's miss killer Amanda doesn't work alone.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Friend Aroom making the tools of the train.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I've been doing the legendary part.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress wigs. Congratulations, man, we are there
any right now, Jersey and Amanda, You're doing a great job.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Anyone but your Selfie Giant.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Good Radio.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Amanda's shoot timing we're on the air. Well, hello there,
it's Monday, the first old December, and I would say
good morning to Amanda.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
But poor Amanda is unwell.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
She's got runny tummy, poor thing. I think I could
say that she's got runny tummy. But she's at home,
she's tucked up in bed. We sent her around some
flat lemonade and now she's okay. Brian's here.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I would have said, tap ass.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, thanks Brian. You're not You're not as sympathetic as I.
But nonetheless about it again. Better in the time that
I've done this show, which is a long time with Amanda,
I think this is the second sick day that she's
ever had, so it's it's a bit weird.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
But we'll get through the show.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Nonetheless, because Instagram will be making its return a little
bit later on. Also the Magnificent seven. We can't do
anything til we do that. If you'd like to play,
why don't you give.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Us a call?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Thirteen fifty five, twenty two, partly cloudy today, twenty six
degrees in the city, twenty five in our west, Brian, why.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Don't you put on some nineteen twenty seven? There you go, mate,
that's a nice gem nation.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
We have the magnificent seven for you. Seven questions? Can
you go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that, a man will say, well, she's
not here, she's done well today. I won't keep saying
runny tummy or what Brian would be said before tapas, Yeah,
that's it. That's got to be a she's just done
(02:57):
well today. How about we just leave it to that.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I can imagine.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Amanda would be just loving what we're saying right now.
Runs in Helensburg.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Hello, run Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You have a good weekend? Mate?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I knew Actually nothing interesting?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That was good?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
God?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What workout machine simulates walking or running?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Ron a treadmill?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You get on the trendy age of Ultron Infinity War
and endgames? Endgame, I should say, are subtitles for movies
part of which franchise, So it was again, which are
franchise Age of Ultron Infinity War Endgame. There are sub
titles for movies of which franchise.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh, some might say that it's a little bit too derivative. Terminina,
I still have East run Nev's interigol.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Good morning, Jones, how are you going.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Now if you're bringing a vibe? How are you going?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Who are you?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm trying to help you lift it? Mate, we'll get through.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, we're a minute thirty into this and already you
think I need help?
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
May you forgot to tell us the question before you
ask us to call?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What do you need the question?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
No, but every day you say, here's the question, call
us for the Make seven and you didn't give us
a question. So we're all calling out on a limb.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well you should be able to do that. It's hardly
rocket science these questions, Nev.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Would you agree?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Oh well, okay, this question you're about to ask me
is not rocket science. But the next let's see how
we go.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
This is a question too.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Age of Holtron Infinity War Endgame. There's sometimes for movies
of which franchise.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
They would be the Avengers.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You have no trouble with this. Let's play set it
back to me?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh god, okay, Nev?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Can you sing the next line of this song? I
mean back to the.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Everything's going to be.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Nev in the summertime and the summer time?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Who is the most translated author of all time?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Never? This is multiple choice? Or do you want to
have a crack at Oh.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Now, give me the multiple choice.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
A Hans Christian Anderson, be Enid Blyton or see Agatha Christie.
One of those is the most translated author of all time.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Okay, just because he's been around for a lot longer,
I'm going to say Hens Christian.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And sorry, nev you quick. I'm a buzzer there.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Brian is getting a bit lippy.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, podcast God, Hello verit's Jonesy. Amanda Sands Amanda, Poor
Amanda is unwell today, but we will soldier on regardless.
We're into the magnificence and we find ourselves out. Question
number four. Lisa's in Shelle Harbor. Hello, Lisa, good morning.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
How are you, Jonesy.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'm doing all right.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I'm doing all right, doing a fabulous job.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Thank you. Where can you feed that back to some people?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Will goodly?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Who the important one?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, Lisa, who is the most translated author of all
time is an A. Hands Christian, Anderson, b Enid Blyton
or see Agatha Christie.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
It's Agatha Christian.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I didn't notice, but her mystery novels have been translated
over seven two hundred times into more than one hundred languages?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
What about that? Am? What term this is great?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
What term describes England's aggressive cricket style under coach Brendan McCullum.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Oh, would it be basbo?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's basball? Do you like the basball?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Love it?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's made cricket a lot more interesting for me. I've
got a short attention span.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Me too, Me too.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I might get Brian Ryan with a bee to role
play this one here, Lisa, if I was to say,
if I was to say these statements.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
This WiFi is too slow, my coffee is too cold,
my online order came with the wrong size.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
These are examples I keep.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Probably a little bit Brian's letting into the whininess of it,
but they are examples of what kind of problems, Lisa?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Our problem first?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
All problem? There it is?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You know Scottish singer who was the Scottish singer who
was landed in Sydney ahead of his concert next weekend?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh my god, can you give me a clue?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Sorry, sorry, a path At least Brian's not very sympathetic
with the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Maureen's in the Rellan Good morning, hello, Maury.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
How are you going?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Jonesy?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I'm doing all right?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Who is the stand.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I miss it too, I missed a little smarting face.
I am looking directly at her empty chair and I
just there.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
That's very sad.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
They said to me, they said, do you want to
not bother doing work today? And I said, well, what
am I gonna do? You know I've already come into work.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, But is this hard to do this by yourself?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
You know, Maureen, I can imagine it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's not terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Scottish singer who was landed in Sydney ahead of his
concert next weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Who is that, Maureen?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
That would be Lewis Capaldi.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It is Two people were rushing up to say hello,
he's got anxiety.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Don't do that just to keep a distance from the guy.
Congratulations to you, Maureen, You've won the jam.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Packet's all coming away A double pass to Stuart Copeland
in conversation.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's the drama from the police.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
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every One dot com dot a you can we send
some flowers to Amanda from flowers for everyone. Let's do that,
Let's make it happen and Jonesi, Demanda, Carrica choos for
the Coen and some salad pencils moreen, anything.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You'd like to add.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
That's lovely.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That's a nice start to the week, isn't it okay?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So that's not as it's not as terrible as you
had us believe before.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
More than definitely not excellent.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
We've gone from terrible tonights Mareen. You have a good
remainder of the day.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Yep, thank you.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
Carry on Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Jonesy and Amanda will make radio great again.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Just rectly up rich you throw an English language out
the window.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I miss Amanda today thumbing through the germanak our big
musical facts.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
On this day.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
In nineteen seventy five, a CDC released It's a Long
Way to the Top.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I been delighting us lightly with their world tour.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Last week, thousands of spectators crammed around Melbourne's Federation Square
to watch three hundred and seventy four bag pipers perform
the hit.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I guess it'll been pretty good. The youngest was nine.
The eldest was ninety eight. That's a lot of bagpipers.
Let's get it on, sham nice. Hello, it's Jonesy, Demanda
Sands Amanda.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Amanda is unwell today, but she is here in spirit.
Brian is here or Ryan with a bee. You're my wingman,
aren't you?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Bro? I am. I don't know if I can channel
Amanda's spirit though, but I buy my best.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You'll find it in that bottom draw down there. Thank
you the Brown Spirits. It is seventeen to seven.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Next year, twenty twenty six, we leave this breakfast radio
space and head.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
For the fruited plains of drive time radio.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
And what we've been doing to celebrate our book, twenty
years of Jonesy demand to pump up the jam.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
We've been getting people.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
To share their memories of our radio show, and I've
got an.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Email here from Katie.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Katie has shared her favorite moment for the last twenty years.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I live for the moment.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
When Amanda loses it with Jonesy, and my favorite one
recent times was this year when she was trying.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
The darts at him.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
He kept criticizing her technique. I don't know if I
was criticizing.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I think I was no, I think you're giving a
constructive criticism. Amanda is how do I put this dartly challenge?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She is she can't throw a dart for love nor
money anyway. Katie goes on to say she chased him
around the desk.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And viciously told him she really hated him. I've watched
it multiple times on Instagram. It's extraordinary. Your throwing is
getting worse.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's winning, it's picking the best winners.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, but look how close you are.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Come back from here to stand where I am and
throw it into that one.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I hate a smart ass.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Throw it at anyone you like Brendan Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
I almost swore. I don't know what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I can't not do it so easy.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
You get the friggin dad and you ry.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I hate you, I hate you. It's a bitrio on that,
you know.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I miss so, I miss Amanda, I hate you, I
hate you. Good on you, Katie.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You're going to be there along at our launch thanks
to book Topia, Australia's home of books and gives this
Christmas Nations gold. But I want to point seven hello
there at Jeronsey Amanda without Amanda. Today she's unwell. This is,
for the record, her second sex sick day in twenty years.
The only other time she had a sick day was
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when she had a hip replacement, so this must be
a It's not as bad as a hip replacement, but
she's just unwell.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
But we're soldiery on regardless. We're going down to the
jonesy Amanda answer to the.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Pub test, and today competitive Christmas doesn't pass the pub test.
An interesting article in the Telegraph today from Gary Martin
here writes saying that Christmas has become a kind of competition,
an arms race of bigger, more expensive or more impressive gifts,
and it should be about giving to your fellow man
and your family and all that sort of junk. But
(13:23):
like at Christmas time now you get all the lights
from Bunnings and you can have as many lights around
your house and it's great. I look at you, Brian
Ryan with a bee. What happens with you in your
life at Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
We're a little bit scattered everywhere at the moment, and
I'm moving my mother up to the Gold Coast as well,
and it's happening right around Christmas, so we're all going
to be a little bit separated, but funnily enough, as
I was coming into work this morning Long Pea Water
rode at Long Reef, I saw a brand new display
that I've never seen in all the time that I'm
living there, and they had a baby Yoda inflatable. That
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little massive was as big as the house.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
What's Yoda got to do with christ That's what I thought?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Is Yoda's wearing a Santa outfit, a baby Yoda and
it's sitting on the front lawn. No Santa, but this
is giant, giant baby. What is baby YOA gets like that?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Tell Strad if you see that, tells Trad lately, says Tellstrad.
And it's supposed to be Christmas, but it's got this
emo kid with a ghost and like, I'm all for
the Telstrads, but I'm going, what the hell is this?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
What's this got to do with Christmas?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Are we moving too far away from the pin competitive Christmas?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Should it be just about? As Garia said, a roast chicken,
some simple gifts?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
What about you? What are you doing? Like, because you're
a new grandfather, are you going to go all out?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Well? Not really.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That kid gets heaps of stuff and he's only coming
up one, so he doesn't even know anything. But interesting
with the Christmas lights and stuff. Christmas lights are that good.
The lights of my house have been up for seven years.
So all I do at Christmas time is get a
timer and I put it on the lights and boom.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
They come a big, thick, chunky Now they.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Just says icicle lights. The've got a half life for
the thousand years. They last forever.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Remember the old days when I have Christmas lights and
they just break all the time.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
These things last forever.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah. My grandfather had the really thick, chunky normal light
bulb king ones that were just painted the festoons. They
never came down either. No, he was the same. He
just plugged them in at Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, there's become a thing. Has it become a competition?
Christmas one up ship? Christmas competition? Does it pass the
pub test? I think it's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, jam Nation Wild.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
The city is still mostly sleep and Brendan is on
an early morning mission across the harbor Bridge.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
And what do you do on the show? I make
your cups of two? No, I'm not the show.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
The show that you do you do Hellover. It is
the first day of summer summer December one.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
How good is this?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Amanda's not in today, she is unwealth for the record.
This is Amanda's second sick day in twenty years. The
only other time she had a day off as when
she had a hip replacement.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's really sick day, though, is it?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
No, have you ever had a sick day?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, I had a motorcycle accident in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
See that that's on a sick day either.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That was just a That's quite a record for how
long twenty years?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Twenty years? Yeah, I've got some sick leave. What you
cinda have said to me this morning? You want to
run a best off show?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
And I said, oh, he does say that's just lame.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You know what are we going to do? I'm already here. Yeah,
and there's a bunch of Farnham to play. Oh well,
and Rick Castley. And we've got to do the pub
test as well. We're talking this morning about competitive Christmas.
Does it pass the pub test? And Instagram? Who's going
to do Instagram?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I can do it if you want.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
We just give you the two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Brian, Sure, Okay, it's Christmas.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I need to now sounds legitma notion podcast. God, I
want you to get on right now.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I'm taking crazy.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Now go to your windows, over them, stick.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Your head on a yell, hell down to the Jersey.
The amount of arms for the pub test.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And I really wish Amanda was here today because I
would have liked her thoughts on this competitive Christmas. Does
it pass the pub test? I don't think it's a
bad thing. We're seeing more and more Christmas lights up.
It looks nicer, Gary Martin and the Telegraph has written
that we're getting away from Christmas the true meaning thereof,
and has become a competition. Christmas competition, an arms race
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of bigger, more expensive or more impressive gifts. And it's
all for the gram, it's all for the WhatsApp, it's
all for everything.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Although I must have been on my way into work
this morning seeing that house in Long Reef and all
the big trees in the d Y Terminus, yes lit up. Finally,
it did make me. It did make me a little
bit jollyful.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I'm just joyful Brian that you brought up for d
Y Terminus.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, that was great.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
And it's interesting. I've got some friends I've got a.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Nativity scene, and the little baby Jesus is disproportionate to
everyone else in the Nativity scene. The three wise men
would be probably about a half a foot tall.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
The little baby Jesus would be about two foot.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
In length in the manger, right, So it's just it's
like a gigantic baby Jesus.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
So he's part of the neshlom. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Right, of course he is. What do you think competitive Christmas?
Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I used to decorate my whole house when my kids
were young, get the hobby up on the roof, put
as many decorations as I put in the front garden.
I loved it. So I think if people want to
go crazy at Christmas break, no, I.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Reckon everyone sort of stopped making a bit of an effort,
including myself. And did you do a bit younger? I
bothered getting up on the roof and putting everything up there.
But no, I think we've I think we've lost the
spirit of Christmas there a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I think everyone's gone a little bit crai craze.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
I think that we kind of need to tone it
down a little bit and get back to maybe just
a space Christmas looks. The lights are.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Great, don't get me wrong, the fantastic.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
But I just think we're.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Just going a little bit too much. Let's just enjoy
a loved one and enjoy.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Christmas and at least have proportionate characters.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
In addativity say I'd like to see us get a
little bit more into it. I want to see Christmas
lights on the Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I think they already do that.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
No, no, no, I mean like, oh, you mean.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Someone goes down to Bunnings and buys a rope light.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, I think that's something we can do on the weekend.
Bright something we'll get some petty cash. Amanda's away.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I think great, I've got the work credit card.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
By the way, I must say to pity Amanda's not
here today because she likes news from the Animal Kingdom,
and I'm sure she would love this story about Diego,
the one hundred year old Galaborcus turtle who has been
he's actually saved his entire species from extinction by fathering
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over eight hundred offspring.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Takes a bit of time.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
That takes a bit of time, Brian.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It is believed Diego hatch way back in nineteen ten,
so he's he's at least one hundred years old. He
was purchased from a zoo in San Diego in the
seventies and he helped boost the population of the endangered
species from well up to two thousand, like two thousand
he in that time. Him and there's a bunch of
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other people that were helping out, but two thousand extra turtle.
So they're saying that he is now accredited forty percent
of them through to this population.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
So now he's going to retire.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
He's going to retire.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
One thing to stop he's.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
They're going to pull on those those handcrafted signs on
his shell done routin, you know the retirees get when
they go on there. And he's also like, say, he's
the Mick Jagger of the Gilap turtle world and that's extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Boss I just sind us waving her hands around furiously.
What's the matter.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
Have you heard what a turtle mating sounds like?
Speaker 8 (21:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
No, I have not. So you just had that there.
We've been listening all morning. Well you've been listening all
morning to that. Yeah, the producers have been practicing is
that Diego, that's a male turtle? Yeah, and what do
you want to know what a female sounds like? Well,
(21:29):
have you've got the male? Yeah, sure that's different. What
have you put them together? Bright? Where's our censor when
(21:49):
we need them?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
And this is what you're doing. Amanda's not in today
and you're listening to turtles mating but they're so cute. Well,
I apologize, Hang on, they're cute. You're watching the mating.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
They're just cute. They sound cute.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
The girl does anyway, right, people, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I don't know honestly.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Jonesy and Amanda s podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Jones Amanda, you got to be customered. Oh, Brendon, you
wanted to call.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
This competition that, and I said, don't do it because.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
You can't do it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Get well, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Amanda is unwell today, first time in twenty years. This
is her second sick day. Last time she had a
hip replacement and now she's at home. We've sent some
flat lemonade around there. She's doing okay. In the meantime,
we're celebrating twenty years of Jonesy Demanda. Our book Pump
Up the Jam is coming up and we've got a party,
a launch party next Tuesday night, and someone has asked
(22:49):
for Oh no, they've asked for Amanda's rap version of
rap your smile Big, Rap your smile Big, and.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It shines so bright. I'm going to drop some mines ignite.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
This might tame. Okay, Yes, thank you, Brian. Dig that
up Jam seven. Hello there, it's Jonesy Demander.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
It's my day, the first December of all the days
Amanda chose to take off. Why did it have to
be this one? Monday is the hardest day in the
history of radio broadcasting. But she's got good reason. She's
unwell today and we're sending thoughts and prayers to you
little once hardly cloudy today, twenty six degrees in the city,
twenty five in our west. And next Tuesday, pump up
(23:28):
the jam. Twenty years of Jonesy Amanda. Our book is
officially launched. It's going to be so great, it's going
to be a big night. We've got furnace to the fundamentals.
Amanda will be back for sure, and we're getting people
to share their memories of our show over the twenty years,
and sus has shared this favorite moment, a memorable jonesy
Amanda moment, she writes, was when both rapped a song.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Ah Amanda live on air.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Wrote lyrics to a rap song she called Rap your
Smile Big, and then rapped the song live and air.
I'll say this, sus this happened for no other reason.
This is all of Amanda.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I was out of the.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Studio making a cup of tea, so Amanda had to
come in and do the DJ bits on air.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
That's when you back announced the song.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
You go, oh, there's men at work, it's twenty to
eight and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
So Amanda took it upon herself to do that.
Speaker 10 (24:19):
It was warming up to eighteen and Sonny though, so
take your coat and wrap your smile big.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
That's going to be my catchphrase, wrap your smile big,
not ife. We use it because it's not correct. It
doesn't make it, no, it doesn't, but I'm going with it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
For some reason, the people around here said you should
do a rap song out of.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Rap your Smile Big, and this was the result. Rap
your Smile Big.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Let it shines so bright.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I'm going to drop some lines if this might tonight
when you're feeling down.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
I'll be your guiding life, spread positivity.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Let's take flight or run.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Rap your smile big.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
And let the world know we ain't stuff on Europe.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
That's still the show.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Through the ups and downs, we rise and grow.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Unleash the energy and watch the vibes flow.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Check out the hook.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
What's DJ's going to drop?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Few bomb?
Speaker 7 (25:08):
You to shove it up here?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I forgot it'd got to be blue towards you anyway,
your favorite moment not so necessarily mine, but we'll see
you along at the launch. Thanks to book Tavia, Australia's
home of books and gifts.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
This Christmas podcast Cold but I won't vote seven.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Hello, there it is Jonesy and Amanda without Amanda. Today
Amanda is unwell, the second time in the history of
the Jonesy Demanda breakfast radio show.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Amanda hasn't come in.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
And we're sending you much love and support with s
some flat lemonade around there.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What else have we said?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
A Brian, We're going to send us some other stuff,
some emodium.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Some emodium. Okay, well I don't think she wants to
sorry emodium. That stuff works. So have you ever used it?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I used it when I was in Bali.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Extraordinary, you know, I went to Bali and I never
got Bali belly, and then I felt like I kind
of I was really prepared to get Bali belly.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
See, I did all the things that you're supposed to do,
but I made the one rookie era ice.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I I thought you were too about methanthetamine too.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I mean no ice in the drink.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah. I didn't drink any water while I was over there.
It was all bottle water and that was it.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Away from a man that's issues with you know, we're
on air, you know we're talking about that. Did you
see that explosion on Saturday night? It was extraordinary. So
this is a waste facility over in Saint Mary's, but
it was a huge explosion one hundred and fifty meters
into the sky, this giant mushroom cloud, and there were
(26:42):
these giant fist sized concrete blocks that were raining down everywhere.
I don't know how anyone got seriously injured out of it,
to be honest, because it was absolutely extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
They had a bunch of they had.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Fifty units, fifty fieries on scene and as far as
the reports have got, two firefighters suffered minor hand injuries.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
So well done. Everyone involved.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
But the eyewitness report watching it on the news last night,
was it amazing?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Oh Waly, Oh my god, baby, I'm scared.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Back up, back up, baby, you need it back up.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
So that extraordinary, and that by the way, out of
all of that, we have our new ABC News duo.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Oh holy, oh my god, baby, I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Back back on, babe, you need it back up, your
new ABC News duo. Sorry, Sam podcast right now?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
You wants a free Eastern and Amanda's.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Get well soon, Amanda. Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer, will
come back to that question of time permits. Get all
the questions right, you win one thousand dollars. But wait,
there's more. If you get all ten questions correct, you
can double your money one thousand dollars. With just one
more question, two thousand dollars could be yours, just quickly.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I'm not on the hook if the thousand dollars goes off,
am I why would you be on the hook, Brian, Well,
because a man is not here. I'm your partner in
this separate.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You've escalated a bit, started off and now you're the partner.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
On this well I'm just for this segment. I'm just worried. Okay,
but no, you're you're okay, okay, good?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Where a radio station and we do have money. I
know it looks like we have no money anymore. Well,
but we do have money for this.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
James is in choleroy.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
J Hey, buddy, I am all right, James, I'm out
of all the days for Amanda calling sick. Monday is
a tough day, like really and the whole scheme of
a radio show. Monday is my hardest day. In fact,
I say I work for the rest of the week
for free. Monday is the day that you pay me because.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It's it's a tough day. So you're going to help
us through this.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Sure, let's get it.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Let's get it going.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, made here, you ready to go? You got sixty
seconds on the clock.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Yep, nice and clear bloys please?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Oh okay, James, everyone's a credit today.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
What are you? Max? Roley Majo? I think what you
need to do is articulate for what you're saying. I go, James,
here we go. Best of luck. What month are we
in now? December? What is the opposite of half full.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Half empty?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
What ingredients in bread causes it to rise. Ye in
that ball. How many players on the court can score.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Two?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Ah, James, if you need it's four? Was that voice
clear enough for you? Mate?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
Damn it?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
What was the next question?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
I'm not going to tell you next question? We save
that for tomorrow. Who is your favorite breakfast radio host? James?
Damn Hernando because she would to let you have that too.
Thanks mate, all right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
By that would have been That's a bit depressing, isn't
It could have been better.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
James could have put a better game, could have been
a bit more cheery.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
It could have been a bit more cheery about losing.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Has been heating up his breaking there in the background.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
And you can rest easy, mate, you're off for Thank you?
Are you know? The saying happy wife, happy life that
takes on.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
A whole new meaning when they're pregnant, as this poor
fella has discovered.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
We'll talk about that next.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Amanda is not with us today, but the rest of
the gang is here.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Ryan with a bee is here. That's me and I'm
here and we're getting.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Through this as best we can. It's hard on a
Monday without Amanda around. We were just talking before about
this guy he's ordered pizza for his pregnant wife, and
the receiver has gone viral. Was in the special instructions,
his beg stuff not to judge the chaotic topping combo.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
He said, my wife's just pregnant. Please just go along
with this.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
So what he's ordered is a large pizza, triple pepperoni,
extra cheese, banana peppers. They're those big Italian peppers, light alipinos,
half chicken, half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half alive his olives,
light sauce. And then he's written, bro, yes, I know
this looks insane and you're probably like, who is this dude?
(31:38):
I am the dude who has a very pregnant wife.
I'm done questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her,
and honestly you should be too. I promise this is
the order. Thank you and godspeed.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
That orders not too bad. That's too bad.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
But you know pregnant pregnant women in your life. Have
you ever had a pregnant woman in your life?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
So, and I remember years ago my wife Helen, when
she was pregnant with our eldest.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
We went to that the birthing classes. You know, you're
all standing around you breathe.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
And you breathe and where you support.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
As we're heading to the car, she just burst into tears.
I said, what's happened? I thought we were doing well.
I don't have bibb and brace overalls. The little bit
embrace pregnancy overalls that they wear.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Like overalls, Like yeah, old bib bib embrace right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
They're not going into a foundry to go and work. No,
they're fashionable bib and brace overall.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You know, is that really comfortable for somebody who's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I would think no, because they're not.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It's not easily accessible if the baby suddenly comes flowing out.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, you're just there and a T shirt and pans.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
She was just in tears. I don't have bibb and
brace overalls. You're so mean to me.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
And I said, well, up until this minute, I didn't
know you wanted bibb and brace overs But because one
of the other mums to be in the class had
the bibb and brace overalls.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Did you make a quick stop to totally work wear you.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Don't get No, it's not you go to one of
those Target or Cama.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
They go to Bunnings to totally work where and get
hive viz bib and brace overalls.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
But they are there.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
You know, someone mine said, just as a pregnant wife
and a terrorist, you're can negotiate with a terrorist, right,
So maybe that's something the tribal drum would beat for.
I would say, tales of the pregnancy.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Do what they say, happy wife happy.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I think this would be a good thing. The tribal
drum will beat for this. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
If anything, the guys can get together and we just
share these stories. Amanda was a total angel when she
was pregnant with both her boys, by the way.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Right she was. Did she have like crazy cravings that
you're aware of.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
No, she never had.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
The crazy cravings thing thrust upon me right. The emotional side,
which what you and Justin we're talking about that was.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, boss lady. You just Cindy here and we've seen
her when she was pregnant, and she did get a
bit emotional, right, But you can't say that you're getting
emotional because then you're in trouble and then they'll stomp
her anger. You called me emotional, So you've just got
a there's a real fine dance, and I'm the right person.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
To have that dance, to be dealing with the dance.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I'm a good dance partner when it comes to pregnant ladies.
Give us a call thirteen to fifty five twenty two
if you're a man of the match. Two tickets to
pump up the Jam launch event on Tuesday at the
Rooftop at Jackson's on George with book Topia, Australia's home
of books and gives this Christmases podcast gold by to
one point seven. Hello there, it's shows you, Amanda. It's Monday,
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the first of December. AMANDAA is not in today. She's
unwell the second time in twenty years. Party cloudy, twenty
six degrees in the city, twenty five in our west
right now it's nineteen degrees. That doesn't mean that she's
she's good. I sent her a text. Everything's peachy. She's
just tucked up in bed. There some flat lemonade, she's
reading a book. Some emodium, some emodium. We've got an
(34:57):
emodium deal already. In the meantime, the tribal drum has
been beating. This is because of this man. He's gone
viral after his pregnant wife's pizza order at the bottom
of it. He said, bro, Yes, I know this looks
in saying and you're probably like, who is this dude.
I'm the dude who has a very pregnant wife. I'm
done questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her, and
honestly you should be too, the pregnant ladies in your life.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It can be. It's a hormonal thing. It happens my.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Wife crying because you didn't have bib embrace overalls.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I was just remembering when you were talking about the
bib embrace overalls. We went to a store where it
had to get the little bottles when they're really really young.
They're like really little, and on one side where the
I think they were called Avante or Eventy bottles, and
then the other side of the generic brand.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Oh yeah, the Eventy bottles.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, the eventI bottles were like two to three hundred
dollars and I couldn't believe the bottles would cost that. Yeah,
and right next to was the generic brand and I
will let's just get Thyes, that's when the tea.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, you don't love my baby, our baby. It's like
the formula.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
I remember the formula yeah, the S twenty six gold. Yes,
and then it's just a marketing thing. There was this
normal formula. Right, you're not buying the gold for formula anymore.
What's the matter with you? You must free the kid battery anyway.
I think travel Jover is beating for this. Gail has
joined us, like Gail.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Good morning, Jonesy. I'm well, how are you?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
I I'm well as well. You have a pregnant woman
in your life, obviously you.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
It was me. It was a few number of years ago.
It was a late night, Sunday night. Most places were closed.
My husband was driving, and I really wanted garlic breads.
And I really wanted the garlic breads. Eventually found a
pizza place that was open. He made me go in.
He wouldn't go when who was to scared? So I
walked in. I said, right, I'm like some garlic breads please,
(36:47):
and he said anything else? Went no, just garlic breads,
and he said, join the pizza. No, just garlic bread
and he looked at me quite passable, and I went that, buddy,
I'm pregnant, give it to me.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Now that.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I wanted the garlic breads. I think I scared him though,
He eventually gave it to him and I ran out
of the shop and I was happy. Then I got
my darlat bread.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
So why would your husband go he's too scared to
go with you.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I think you're so scared to go with me because
I knew what I would have been.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Like.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
It's funny that cravings are because my wife, she with
our son, our eldest one, she ate a lot of sardines,
had to get sardines, constantly, sardines.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
And they say that's good for brain development.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yes, it would be.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I don't know what she did with the other kids
because she stopped eating sardines.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
And you've seen signs I've seen now.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You've got to comparison going on.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I'm not saying anything. It's all those amino acids. Hi, Gail,
thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Look after yourself.
Speaker 10 (37:44):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcasts.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
The legendary poet Jersey Command of the Actress.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
A man has gone viral after his pregnant wife pizza
order has come to the fore and he said at
the bottom of the request, bro, yes, I know this
looks insane, and you're probably like who is this dude.
I'm the dude who has very pregnant wife. I'm done
questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her, and honestly,
you should be to the travel drum has been beating
(38:17):
tales of the pregnancy or what they.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Say, happy wife, happy Lafe. Cass has joined us.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Hi, Jensy, how are you very well?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Thanks Cass. I'm missing Aman. I miss my little mate.
She's not here, she's at home, but she's doing I.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
Love Amanda, but I also love you. I've got a
bit of a pregnancy story. I had really bad.
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Morning sickness and all I wanted was salty food with
my first daughter, and so I sent my husband to
get me a pack of pringles to falcrim and Chilt's flavor.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yep, and I'm not a big chip eater.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
So he came back, thinking he'd done the right thing,
and brought one of those mini cans.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
And when I saw.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Him proudly bring out this mini can, I just started
bawling my eyes out, and I hysterically, you know, shouted
at him to go back and get me big can
of pringles. He quickly went back in the car and
rushed out to get me the other can while I
ate them and he can crying.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
So when this is happening, in that moment of madness,
do you do you have any self realization?
Speaker 8 (39:29):
I think when you feel that sick, I just felt
so sick and I just wanted salt. And when you
have that craving, it's just.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
This instinctive thing that takes over you.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
You don't think logically. Like now we can laugh about it,
but at the time, I was so enraged that he
didn't bring me the big can.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
And the salty foods as well. Did you have a boy, No, I.
Speaker 8 (39:50):
Had two girls, and both times it was just salt.
I didn't want anything sweet.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Because I say, the girls you crave sweet food and
for the boys it's the salty, savory foods.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
Yeah, well, I broke that mold.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
So both of my girls maybe they're going to have
a salt addiction like me when they grow up.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
There you go, yeah, and your poor husband, you broke
him as well. That's not a big, big can of
pringles pringles. They should make the pregnancy can. That'd be
a good marketing thing.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
I definitely think so.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
They should.
Speaker 9 (40:21):
They should make it double the size of the large
care because I could have been another can after that.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Good on your cast. Thank you for your court.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Thanks Jones, you have a good day.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Take it easy, I mean sham Notion podcast gold.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
But at what point seven? Hello there, it's jonesy Demanda.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Monday, the first of December or Red Leather Day, for
it was on this day that Amanda Rose Keller called
in sick. She sent me a little text at two
forty in the morning. I can't make it into work today.
I am unwell.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
So it's just me Ryan with a bee.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Have we got a follow up text? Are we feeling bad?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
She's better?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I think she just said that she's just propped up
at home reading a book in bed, and just take
it easy, friend. It's very hard to replace Amanda. It's
very hard to do a show by yourself. Many years ago,
when I was a rock dog working over at Triple Am,
all you had to do was backnnounced nickelback and say
help the stick it goes, and that's all you had
to do.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It was pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Now you're got to come up with all this content stuff,
and largely I let Amanda to stoo all the talking.
So I just announced the song and then over to you.
And then she does the stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, now I'm going to come up with stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, you got to come up with stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
And I tried to replace, so I got ai Amanda.
We've just been tooling around with that.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Give it to me, Give it to me is stupid.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Stupid man. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
You have no empathy for anyone. It's your self, you
giant tool.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
It just feels I hate you. I hate you because
the real ones I hate you, I hate you.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
There's a bit more in that one.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
It just feels right. Pomp Up the Jam next Tuesday.
Our book Pomp Up the Jam Twenty.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Years of Jonesy and Amanda is out and people are
sharing their favorite moments of our show. Liz has written
in when Amanda and Jones you were doing TikTok tuck
up and Amanda broke the air fryer. There is so
many funny moments because they act like a married couple
and it makes so normal. I'm the same vintage as
they are and love their wit off the cuff comments
(42:21):
and humor. Brian, you were there that day when Amanda
broke the air fryer.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I've never seen Amanda so angry with an nanimous object.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
That is, let's revisit when are we going to eat this.
Speaker 10 (42:33):
We're going to eat this probably in the next half hour.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Well when exactly. We've got a radio show to do
as well.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
You know, we've got other things to get too. We've
got the music to play, we've got news to hear.
Speaker 10 (42:42):
When we've ah you are so horrifically bossy.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
All the time in the world.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
You talk on, we'll be detaining on your eye without
me to see how you go.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Finally, my time to shine. I'm looking forward to what's
this called.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
It's called Tomato soup bar, and it's called your a
pain in the aim.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
We'll have that for you after seven thirty. Remember the
day she bashed the air fry to death.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
She broke it.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
She broke it and we had to go and get
another air fry. We're not made of air fries. No,
thank you for that, Liz, Thank you for bringing that
to our attention. And thanks to book Toby, Australia's home
of books and gives.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
This Christmas. It is nineteen tonight.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Something else that's wrapping up It gets my gulies twenty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
This is the last week that you can get your
gholi in.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
So if you'd like to download the iHeartRadio app, go
to Gold what I Want seven, press the microphone and
record your gholi speaking of They're coming up next.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
On Gold jem Jam Nasa.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
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twenty thousand dollars cash thanks to Misella stocks and gravies.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
What have we got today?
Speaker 6 (43:58):
What gets my gulies is the twigs who will queue
four deep for that one pump fuel pump on their
side of the car without realizing the hose will actually
reach the other side of your car. Don't block the
driveway waiting for that pump, just park on the other
one and the hose will reach heard.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Agree, Yeah, heart agree, says Brian with a b Yeah.
I find that hard. But sometimes the hose doesn't come
out quick enough. You notice that sometimes it's difficult.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Little pack as well. The little petrol bowser thing on
your display has an arrow pointing to which side of
the car your pump is.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
All these are the things. What else have we got? Hi?
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Jones and Amanda.
Speaker 11 (44:37):
You know it gets on my girlies when it's been
raining and there's a nice big puddle on the side
of the road, your head for it. You line it
up and the person walking moves out of the way
too quick and you miss them.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
And that's what that's my girlies. Well that's a little dark.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Okay, calm down.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Right anyway, where there is no judgment when it comes
to Goolies.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
If you'd like to join us.
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Speaker 3 (45:07):
Boom, it could be you. Twenty k it's ten to
nine on gold Gem Nation.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Our favorite caller email or Facebook friend wins two tickets
to our Pump Up the Jam launch event that's next.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Tuesday, happening at Jackson's on George Jackson.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Are you really pipe in an area, Brian? This has
become a new thing for you.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Sorry, man, I just you know, I see that a
man is not here. Okay, you're I want.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
To filling the Amanda shaped void.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Well, I don't know I can do that.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
You can do it. It was a tough day.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Amanda was off sick for the only the second time
in twenty years. It's very hard to do all this
stuff I had to do. Instagram had to do the
Magnificent seven. James Collery came through on Instagram, but he
thought he'd chuck in with some some advice.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I can clear voyds please. Oh okay, James, everyone's a
credit today.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
You hear Max Rowley. He's like my old school radio teacher,
Max Good old James of CHOLEROI.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Unfortunately for James didn't win the thousand or the two
thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I mean he should have instead of critiquing you on
being clear and appreciate.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
I've been kissing some butt, but I think right at
you two, that's what I'd be doing.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
We will be back again tomorrow, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I can assure you will be in and I'm looking
forward to seeing her little smiling face.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
We've got the Emmodium truck Versus Cone into.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Our house, some toilet paper, super appreciate all of that.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
After nine o'clock, he go, who has arrived.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
We are doing Christmas differently this year, the twenty five
k Christmas.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Free with Hi go we. I will be back for
jam Nation tonight from six o'clock. Good day to you. Well,
thank god, that's over.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Good bite, good bite, wipe The two.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or
wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Good Fie Jones Dating podcast.
Speaker 10 (47:05):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio
app
My Heart podcasts here more gold won on one point
seven podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
Hello there, what a podcast today. Prior old Amanda she
was unwell today, but we had much to discuss. Competitive
Christmas at the Jonesie Amanda arms for the pub test.
What about the sex addicted turtle? We had that as well.
Your favorite moments from Jonesi and Amanda's show over the
(00:34):
last twenty years coming up, the tribal drum beat for
tales of the pregnancy and gets my ghoulies all coming
up in this podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Everybody, it was now that a miracle of recording. We
have so many requests for them to do it again.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Mistress Amanda's miss killer Amanda doesn't work alone.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Friend Aroom making the tools of the train.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I've been doing the legendary part.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress wigs. Congratulations, man, we are there
any right now, Jersey and Amanda, You're doing a great job.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Anyone but your Selfie Giant.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Good Radio.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Amanda's shoot timing we're on the air. Well, hello there,
it's Monday, the first old December, and I would say
good morning to Amanda.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
But poor Amanda is unwell.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
She's got runny tummy, poor thing. I think I could
say that she's got runny tummy. But she's at home,
she's tucked up in bed. We sent her around some
flat lemonade and now she's okay. Brian's here.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I would have said, tap ass.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, thanks Brian. You're not You're not as sympathetic as I.
But nonetheless about it again. Better in the time that
I've done this show, which is a long time with Amanda,
I think this is the second sick day that she's
ever had, so it's it's a bit weird.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
But we'll get through the show.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Nonetheless, because Instagram will be making its return a little
bit later on. Also the Magnificent seven. We can't do
anything til we do that. If you'd like to play,
why don't you give.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Us a call?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Thirteen fifty five, twenty two, partly cloudy today, twenty six
degrees in the city, twenty five in our west, Brian, why.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Don't you put on some nineteen twenty seven? There you go, mate,
that's a nice gem nation.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
We have the magnificent seven for you. Seven questions? Can
you go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that, a man will say, well, she's
not here, she's done well today. I won't keep saying
runny tummy or what Brian would be said before tapas, Yeah,
that's it. That's got to be a she's just done
(02:57):
well today. How about we just leave it to that.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I can imagine.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Amanda would be just loving what we're saying right now.
Runs in Helensburg.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Hello, run Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You have a good weekend? Mate?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I knew Actually nothing interesting?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That was good?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
God?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What workout machine simulates walking or running?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Ron a treadmill?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
You get on the trendy age of Ultron Infinity War
and endgames? Endgame, I should say, are subtitles for movies
part of which franchise, So it was again, which are
franchise Age of Ultron Infinity War Endgame. There are sub
titles for movies of which franchise.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh, some might say that it's a little bit too derivative. Terminina,
I still have East run Nev's interigol.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Good morning, Jones, how are you going.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Now if you're bringing a vibe? How are you going?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Who are you?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm trying to help you lift it? Mate, we'll get through.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, we're a minute thirty into this and already you
think I need help?
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
May you forgot to tell us the question before you
ask us to call?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What do you need the question?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
No, but every day you say, here's the question, call
us for the Make seven and you didn't give us
a question. So we're all calling out on a limb.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well you should be able to do that. It's hardly
rocket science these questions, Nev.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Would you agree?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Oh well, okay, this question you're about to ask me
is not rocket science. But the next let's see how
we go.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
This is a question too.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Age of Holtron Infinity War Endgame. There's sometimes for movies
of which franchise.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
They would be the Avengers.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You have no trouble with this. Let's play set it
back to me?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh god, okay, Nev?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Can you sing the next line of this song? I
mean back to the.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Everything's going to be.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Nev in the summertime and the summer time?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Who is the most translated author of all time?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Never? This is multiple choice? Or do you want to
have a crack at Oh.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Now, give me the multiple choice.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
A Hans Christian Anderson, be Enid Blyton or see Agatha Christie.
One of those is the most translated author of all time.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Okay, just because he's been around for a lot longer,
I'm going to say Hens Christian.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
And sorry, nev you quick. I'm a buzzer there.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Brian is getting a bit lippy.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, podcast God, Hello verit's Jonesy. Amanda Sands Amanda, Poor
Amanda is unwell today, but we will soldier on regardless.
We're into the magnificence and we find ourselves out. Question
number four. Lisa's in Shelle Harbor. Hello, Lisa, good morning.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
How are you, Jonesy.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'm doing all right.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I'm doing all right, doing a fabulous job.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Thank you. Where can you feed that back to some people?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Will goodly?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Who the important one?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Okay, Lisa, who is the most translated author of all
time is an A. Hands Christian, Anderson, b Enid Blyton
or see Agatha Christie.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
It's Agatha Christian.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I didn't notice, but her mystery novels have been translated
over seven two hundred times into more than one hundred languages?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
What about that? Am? What term this is great?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
What term describes England's aggressive cricket style under coach Brendan McCullum.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Oh, would it be basbo?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's basball? Do you like the basball?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Love it?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's made cricket a lot more interesting for me. I've
got a short attention span.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Me too, Me too.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I might get Brian Ryan with a bee to role
play this one here, Lisa, if I was to say,
if I was to say these statements.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
This WiFi is too slow, my coffee is too cold,
my online order came with the wrong size.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
These are examples I keep.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Probably a little bit Brian's letting into the whininess of it,
but they are examples of what kind of problems, Lisa?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Our problem first?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
All problem? There it is?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You know Scottish singer who was the Scottish singer who
was landed in Sydney ahead of his concert next weekend?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Oh my god, can you give me a clue?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Sorry, sorry, a path At least Brian's not very sympathetic
with the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Maureen's in the Rellan Good morning, hello, Maury.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
How are you going?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Jonesy?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I'm doing all right?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Who is the stand.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I miss it too, I missed a little smarting face.
I am looking directly at her empty chair and I
just there.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
That's very sad.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
They said to me, they said, do you want to
not bother doing work today? And I said, well, what
am I gonna do? You know I've already come into work.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, But is this hard to do this by yourself?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
You know, Maureen, I can imagine it's terrible.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's not terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Scottish singer who was landed in Sydney ahead of his
concert next weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Who is that, Maureen?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
That would be Lewis Capaldi.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
It is Two people were rushing up to say hello,
he's got anxiety.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Don't do that just to keep a distance from the guy.
Congratulations to you, Maureen, You've won the jam.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Packet's all coming away A double pass to Stuart Copeland
in conversation.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's the drama from the police.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Tickets from Tigerbaster and birds Robe dot com one hundred
and fifty dollars, suspend it, Flowers for Everyone, deliver Christmas
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every One dot com dot a you can we send
some flowers to Amanda from flowers for everyone. Let's do that,
Let's make it happen and Jonesi, Demanda, Carrica choos for
the Coen and some salad pencils moreen, anything.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
You'd like to add.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
That's lovely.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
That's a nice start to the week, isn't it okay?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So that's not as it's not as terrible as you
had us believe before.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
More than definitely not excellent.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
We've gone from terrible tonights Mareen. You have a good
remainder of the day.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Yep, thank you.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
Carry on Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Jonesy and Amanda will make radio great again.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Just rectly up rich you throw an English language out
the window.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I miss Amanda today thumbing through the germanak our big
musical facts.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
On this day.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
In nineteen seventy five, a CDC released It's a Long
Way to the Top.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
I been delighting us lightly with their world tour.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Last week, thousands of spectators crammed around Melbourne's Federation Square
to watch three hundred and seventy four bag pipers perform
the hit.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I guess it'll been pretty good. The youngest was nine.
The eldest was ninety eight. That's a lot of bagpipers.
Let's get it on, sham nice. Hello, it's Jonesy, Demanda
Sands Amanda.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Amanda is unwell today, but she is here in spirit.
Brian is here or Ryan with a bee. You're my wingman,
aren't you?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Bro? I am. I don't know if I can channel
Amanda's spirit though, but I buy my best.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You'll find it in that bottom draw down there. Thank
you the Brown Spirits. It is seventeen to seven.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Next year, twenty twenty six, we leave this breakfast radio
space and head.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
For the fruited plains of drive time radio.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
And what we've been doing to celebrate our book, twenty
years of Jonesy demand to pump up the jam.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
We've been getting people.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
To share their memories of our radio show, and I've
got an.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Email here from Katie.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Katie has shared her favorite moment for the last twenty years.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I live for the moment.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
When Amanda loses it with Jonesy, and my favorite one
recent times was this year when she was trying.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
The darts at him.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
He kept criticizing her technique. I don't know if I
was criticizing.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I think I was no, I think you're giving a
constructive criticism. Amanda is how do I put this dartly challenge?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
She is she can't throw a dart for love nor
money anyway. Katie goes on to say she chased him
around the desk.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And viciously told him she really hated him. I've watched
it multiple times on Instagram. It's extraordinary. Your throwing is
getting worse.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's winning, it's picking the best winners.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, but look how close you are.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Come back from here to stand where I am and
throw it into that one.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I hate a smart ass.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Throw it at anyone you like Brendan Oh.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
I almost swore. I don't know what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I can't not do it so easy.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
You get the friggin dad and you ry.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I hate you, I hate you. It's a bitrio on that,
you know.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I miss so, I miss Amanda, I hate you, I
hate you. Good on you, Katie.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You're going to be there along at our launch thanks
to book Topia, Australia's home of books and gives this
Christmas Nations gold. But I want to point seven hello
there at Jeronsey Amanda without Amanda. Today she's unwell. This is,
for the record, her second sex sick day in twenty years.
The only other time she had a sick day was
(12:52):
when she had a hip replacement, so this must be
a It's not as bad as a hip replacement, but
she's just unwell.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
But we're soldiery on regardless. We're going down to the
jonesy Amanda answer to the.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Pub test, and today competitive Christmas doesn't pass the pub test.
An interesting article in the Telegraph today from Gary Martin
here writes saying that Christmas has become a kind of competition,
an arms race of bigger, more expensive or more impressive gifts,
and it should be about giving to your fellow man
and your family and all that sort of junk. But
(13:23):
like at Christmas time now you get all the lights
from Bunnings and you can have as many lights around
your house and it's great. I look at you, Brian
Ryan with a bee. What happens with you in your
life at Christmas time.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
We're a little bit scattered everywhere at the moment, and
I'm moving my mother up to the Gold Coast as well,
and it's happening right around Christmas, so we're all going
to be a little bit separated, but funnily enough, as
I was coming into work this morning Long Pea Water
rode at Long Reef, I saw a brand new display
that I've never seen in all the time that I'm
living there, and they had a baby Yoda inflatable. That
(13:57):
little massive was as big as the house.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
What's Yoda got to do with christ That's what I thought?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Is Yoda's wearing a Santa outfit, a baby Yoda and
it's sitting on the front lawn. No Santa, but this
is giant, giant baby. What is baby YOA gets like that?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Tell Strad if you see that, tells Trad lately, says Tellstrad.
And it's supposed to be Christmas, but it's got this
emo kid with a ghost and like, I'm all for
the Telstrads, but I'm going, what the hell is this?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
What's this got to do with Christmas?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Are we moving too far away from the pin competitive Christmas?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Should it be just about? As Garia said, a roast chicken,
some simple gifts?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
What about you? What are you doing? Like, because you're
a new grandfather, are you going to go all out?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Well? Not really.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That kid gets heaps of stuff and he's only coming
up one, so he doesn't even know anything. But interesting
with the Christmas lights and stuff. Christmas lights are that good.
The lights of my house have been up for seven years.
So all I do at Christmas time is get a
timer and I put it on the lights and boom.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
They come a big, thick, chunky Now they.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Just says icicle lights. The've got a half life for
the thousand years. They last forever.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Remember the old days when I have Christmas lights and
they just break all the time.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
These things last forever.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah. My grandfather had the really thick, chunky normal light
bulb king ones that were just painted the festoons. They
never came down either. No, he was the same. He
just plugged them in at Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, there's become a thing. Has it become a competition?
Christmas one up ship? Christmas competition? Does it pass the
pub test? I think it's a good thing.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, jam Nation Wild.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
The city is still mostly sleep and Brendan is on
an early morning mission across the harbor Bridge.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
And what do you do on the show? I make
your cups of two? No, I'm not the show.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
The show that you do you do Hellover. It is
the first day of summer summer December one.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
How good is this?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Amanda's not in today, she is unwealth for the record.
This is Amanda's second sick day in twenty years. The
only other time she had a day off as when
she had a hip replacement.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's really sick day, though, is it?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
No, have you ever had a sick day?
Speaker 9 (16:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
No, I had a motorcycle accident in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
See that that's on a sick day either.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That was just a That's quite a record for how
long twenty years?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Twenty years? Yeah, I've got some sick leave. What you
cinda have said to me this morning? You want to
run a best off show?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
And I said, oh, he does say that's just lame.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
You know what are we going to do? I'm already here. Yeah,
and there's a bunch of Farnham to play. Oh well,
and Rick Castley. And we've got to do the pub
test as well. We're talking this morning about competitive Christmas.
Does it pass the pub test? And Instagram? Who's going
to do Instagram?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I can do it if you want.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
We just give you the two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Brian, Sure, Okay, it's Christmas.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I need to now sounds legitma notion podcast. God, I
want you to get on right now.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I'm taking crazy.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Now go to your windows, over them, stick.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Your head on a yell, hell down to the Jersey.
The amount of arms for the pub test.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
And I really wish Amanda was here today because I
would have liked her thoughts on this competitive Christmas. Does
it pass the pub test? I don't think it's a
bad thing. We're seeing more and more Christmas lights up.
It looks nicer, Gary Martin and the Telegraph has written
that we're getting away from Christmas the true meaning thereof,
and has become a competition. Christmas competition, an arms race
(17:34):
of bigger, more expensive or more impressive gifts. And it's
all for the gram, it's all for the WhatsApp, it's
all for everything.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Although I must have been on my way into work
this morning seeing that house in Long Reef and all
the big trees in the d Y Terminus, yes lit up. Finally,
it did make me. It did make me a little
bit jollyful.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I'm just joyful Brian that you brought up for d
Y Terminus.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, that was great.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
And it's interesting. I've got some friends I've got a.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Nativity scene, and the little baby Jesus is disproportionate to
everyone else in the Nativity scene. The three wise men
would be probably about a half a foot tall.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
The little baby Jesus would be about two foot.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
In length in the manger, right, So it's just it's
like a gigantic baby Jesus.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
So he's part of the neshlom. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Right, of course he is. What do you think competitive Christmas?
Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I used to decorate my whole house when my kids
were young, get the hobby up on the roof, put
as many decorations as I put in the front garden.
I loved it. So I think if people want to
go crazy at Christmas break, no, I.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Reckon everyone sort of stopped making a bit of an effort,
including myself. And did you do a bit younger? I
bothered getting up on the roof and putting everything up there.
But no, I think we've I think we've lost the
spirit of Christmas there a little bit.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I think everyone's gone a little bit crai craze.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
I think that we kind of need to tone it
down a little bit and get back to maybe just
a space Christmas looks. The lights are.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Great, don't get me wrong, the fantastic.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
But I just think we're.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Just going a little bit too much. Let's just enjoy
a loved one and enjoy.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Christmas and at least have proportionate characters.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
In addativity say I'd like to see us get a
little bit more into it. I want to see Christmas
lights on the Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I think they already do that.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
No, no, no, I mean like, oh, you mean.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Someone goes down to Bunnings and buys a rope light.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, I think that's something we can do on the weekend.
Bright something we'll get some petty cash. Amanda's away.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I think great, I've got the work credit card.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
By the way, I must say to pity Amanda's not
here today because she likes news from the Animal Kingdom,
and I'm sure she would love this story about Diego,
the one hundred year old Galaborcus turtle who has been
he's actually saved his entire species from extinction by fathering
(20:06):
over eight hundred offspring.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Takes a bit of time.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
That takes a bit of time, Brian.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It is believed Diego hatch way back in nineteen ten,
so he's he's at least one hundred years old. He
was purchased from a zoo in San Diego in the
seventies and he helped boost the population of the endangered
species from well up to two thousand, like two thousand
he in that time. Him and there's a bunch of
(20:32):
other people that were helping out, but two thousand extra turtle.
So they're saying that he is now accredited forty percent
of them through to this population.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
So now he's going to retire.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
He's going to retire.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
One thing to stop he's.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
They're going to pull on those those handcrafted signs on
his shell done routin, you know the retirees get when
they go on there. And he's also like, say, he's
the Mick Jagger of the Gilap turtle world and that's extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Boss I just sind us waving her hands around furiously.
What's the matter.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
Have you heard what a turtle mating sounds like?
Speaker 8 (21:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
No, I have not. So you just had that there.
We've been listening all morning. Well you've been listening all
morning to that. Yeah, the producers have been practicing is
that Diego, that's a male turtle? Yeah, and what do
you want to know what a female sounds like? Well,
(21:29):
have you've got the male? Yeah, sure that's different. What
have you put them together? Bright? Where's our censor when
(21:49):
we need them?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
And this is what you're doing. Amanda's not in today
and you're listening to turtles mating but they're so cute. Well,
I apologize, Hang on, they're cute. You're watching the mating.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
They're just cute. They sound cute.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
The girl does anyway, right, people, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I don't know honestly.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
Jonesy and Amanda s podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Jones Amanda, you got to be customered. Oh, Brendon, you
wanted to call.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
This competition that, and I said, don't do it because.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
You can't do it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Get well, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Amanda is unwell today, first time in twenty years. This
is her second sick day. Last time she had a
hip replacement and now she's at home. We've sent some
flat lemonade around there. She's doing okay. In the meantime,
we're celebrating twenty years of Jonesy Demanda. Our book Pump
Up the Jam is coming up and we've got a party,
a launch party next Tuesday night, and someone has asked
(22:49):
for Oh no, they've asked for Amanda's rap version of
rap your smile Big, Rap your smile Big, and.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
It shines so bright. I'm going to drop some mines ignite.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
This might tame. Okay, Yes, thank you, Brian. Dig that
up Jam seven. Hello there, it's Jonesy Demander.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
It's my day, the first December of all the days
Amanda chose to take off. Why did it have to
be this one? Monday is the hardest day in the
history of radio broadcasting. But she's got good reason. She's
unwell today and we're sending thoughts and prayers to you
little once hardly cloudy today, twenty six degrees in the city,
twenty five in our west. And next Tuesday, pump up
(23:28):
the jam. Twenty years of Jonesy Amanda. Our book is
officially launched. It's going to be so great, it's going
to be a big night. We've got furnace to the fundamentals.
Amanda will be back for sure, and we're getting people
to share their memories of our show over the twenty years,
and sus has shared this favorite moment, a memorable jonesy
Amanda moment, she writes, was when both rapped a song.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Ah Amanda live on air.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Wrote lyrics to a rap song she called Rap your
Smile Big, and then rapped the song live and air.
I'll say this, sus this happened for no other reason.
This is all of Amanda.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I was out of the.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Studio making a cup of tea, so Amanda had to
come in and do the DJ bits on air.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
That's when you back announced the song.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
You go, oh, there's men at work, it's twenty to
eight and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
So Amanda took it upon herself to do that.
Speaker 10 (24:19):
It was warming up to eighteen and Sonny though, so
take your coat and wrap your smile big.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
That's going to be my catchphrase, wrap your smile big,
not ife. We use it because it's not correct. It
doesn't make it, no, it doesn't, but I'm going with it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
For some reason, the people around here said you should
do a rap song out of.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Rap your Smile Big, and this was the result. Rap
your Smile Big.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Let it shines so bright.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I'm going to drop some lines if this might tonight
when you're feeling down.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
I'll be your guiding life, spread positivity.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Let's take flight or run.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Rap your smile big.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
And let the world know we ain't stuff on Europe.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
That's still the show.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Through the ups and downs, we rise and grow.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Unleash the energy and watch the vibes flow.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Check out the hook.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
What's DJ's going to drop?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Few bomb?
Speaker 7 (25:08):
You to shove it up here?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I forgot it'd got to be blue towards you anyway,
your favorite moment not so necessarily mine, but we'll see
you along at the launch. Thanks to book Tavia, Australia's
home of books and gifts.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
This Christmas podcast Cold but I won't vote seven.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Hello, there it is Jonesy and Amanda without Amanda. Today
Amanda is unwell, the second time in the history of
the Jonesy Demanda breakfast radio show.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Amanda hasn't come in.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
And we're sending you much love and support with s
some flat lemonade around there.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What else have we said?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
A Brian, We're going to send us some other stuff,
some emodium.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Some emodium. Okay, well I don't think she wants to
sorry emodium. That stuff works. So have you ever used it?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I used it when I was in Bali.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Extraordinary, you know, I went to Bali and I never
got Bali belly, and then I felt like I kind
of I was really prepared to get Bali belly.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
See, I did all the things that you're supposed to do,
but I made the one rookie era ice.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I I thought you were too about methanthetamine too.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I mean no ice in the drink.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah. I didn't drink any water while I was over there.
It was all bottle water and that was it.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Away from a man that's issues with you know, we're
on air, you know we're talking about that. Did you
see that explosion on Saturday night? It was extraordinary. So
this is a waste facility over in Saint Mary's, but
it was a huge explosion one hundred and fifty meters
into the sky, this giant mushroom cloud, and there were
(26:42):
these giant fist sized concrete blocks that were raining down everywhere.
I don't know how anyone got seriously injured out of it,
to be honest, because it was absolutely extraordinary.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
They had a bunch of they had.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Fifty units, fifty fieries on scene and as far as
the reports have got, two firefighters suffered minor hand injuries.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
So well done. Everyone involved.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
But the eyewitness report watching it on the news last night,
was it amazing?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Oh Waly, Oh my god, baby, I'm scared.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
Back up, back up, baby, you need it back up.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
So that extraordinary, and that by the way, out of
all of that, we have our new ABC News duo.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Oh holy, oh my god, baby, I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Back back on, babe, you need it back up, your
new ABC News duo. Sorry, Sam podcast right now?
Speaker 3 (27:57):
You wants a free Eastern and Amanda's.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Get well soon, Amanda. Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer, will
come back to that question of time permits. Get all
the questions right, you win one thousand dollars. But wait,
there's more. If you get all ten questions correct, you
can double your money one thousand dollars. With just one
more question, two thousand dollars could be yours, just quickly.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I'm not on the hook if the thousand dollars goes off,
am I why would you be on the hook, Brian, Well,
because a man is not here. I'm your partner in
this separate.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You've escalated a bit, started off and now you're the partner.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
On this well I'm just for this segment. I'm just worried. Okay,
but no, you're you're okay, okay, good?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Where a radio station and we do have money. I
know it looks like we have no money anymore. Well,
but we do have money for this.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
James is in choleroy.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
J Hey, buddy, I am all right, James, I'm out
of all the days for Amanda calling sick. Monday is
a tough day, like really and the whole scheme of
a radio show. Monday is my hardest day. In fact,
I say I work for the rest of the week
for free. Monday is the day that you pay me because.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It's it's a tough day. So you're going to help
us through this.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Sure, let's get it.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Let's get it going.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, made here, you ready to go? You got sixty
seconds on the clock.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Yep, nice and clear bloys please?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Oh okay, James, everyone's a credit today.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
What are you? Max? Roley Majo? I think what you
need to do is articulate for what you're saying. I go, James,
here we go. Best of luck. What month are we
in now? December? What is the opposite of half full.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Half empty?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
What ingredients in bread causes it to rise. Ye in
that ball. How many players on the court can score.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Two?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Ah, James, if you need it's four? Was that voice
clear enough for you? Mate?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
Damn it?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
What was the next question?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
I'm not going to tell you next question? We save
that for tomorrow. Who is your favorite breakfast radio host? James?
Damn Hernando because she would to let you have that too.
Thanks mate, all right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
By that would have been That's a bit depressing, isn't
It could have been better.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
James could have put a better game, could have been
a bit more cheery.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
It could have been a bit more cheery about losing.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Has been heating up his breaking there in the background.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
And you can rest easy, mate, you're off for Thank you?
Are you know? The saying happy wife, happy life that
takes on.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
A whole new meaning when they're pregnant, as this poor
fella has discovered.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
We'll talk about that next.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Amanda is not with us today, but the rest of
the gang is here.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Ryan with a bee is here. That's me and I'm
here and we're getting.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Through this as best we can. It's hard on a
Monday without Amanda around. We were just talking before about
this guy he's ordered pizza for his pregnant wife, and
the receiver has gone viral. Was in the special instructions,
his beg stuff not to judge the chaotic topping combo.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
He said, my wife's just pregnant. Please just go along
with this.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
So what he's ordered is a large pizza, triple pepperoni,
extra cheese, banana peppers. They're those big Italian peppers, light alipinos,
half chicken, half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half alive his olives,
light sauce. And then he's written, bro, yes, I know
this looks insane and you're probably like, who is this dude?
(31:38):
I am the dude who has a very pregnant wife.
I'm done questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her,
and honestly you should be too. I promise this is
the order. Thank you and godspeed.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
That orders not too bad. That's too bad.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
But you know pregnant pregnant women in your life. Have
you ever had a pregnant woman in your life?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
So, and I remember years ago my wife Helen, when
she was pregnant with our eldest.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
We went to that the birthing classes. You know, you're
all standing around you breathe.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
And you breathe and where you support.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
As we're heading to the car, she just burst into tears.
I said, what's happened? I thought we were doing well.
I don't have bibb and brace overalls. The little bit
embrace pregnancy overalls that they wear.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Like overalls, Like yeah, old bib bib embrace right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
They're not going into a foundry to go and work. No,
they're fashionable bib and brace overall.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
You know, is that really comfortable for somebody who's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I would think no, because they're not.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
It's not easily accessible if the baby suddenly comes flowing out.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah, you're just there and a T shirt and pans.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
She was just in tears. I don't have bibb and
brace overalls. You're so mean to me.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
And I said, well, up until this minute, I didn't
know you wanted bibb and brace overs But because one
of the other mums to be in the class had
the bibb and brace overalls.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Did you make a quick stop to totally work wear you.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Don't get No, it's not you go to one of
those Target or Cama.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
They go to Bunnings to totally work where and get
hive viz bib and brace overalls.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
But they are there.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
You know, someone mine said, just as a pregnant wife
and a terrorist, you're can negotiate with a terrorist, right,
So maybe that's something the tribal drum would beat for.
I would say, tales of the pregnancy.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Do what they say, happy wife happy.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I think this would be a good thing. The tribal
drum will beat for this. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
If anything, the guys can get together and we just
share these stories. Amanda was a total angel when she
was pregnant with both her boys, by the way.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Right she was. Did she have like crazy cravings that
you're aware of.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
No, she never had.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
The crazy cravings thing thrust upon me right. The emotional side,
which what you and Justin we're talking about that was.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, boss lady. You just Cindy here and we've seen
her when she was pregnant, and she did get a
bit emotional, right, But you can't say that you're getting
emotional because then you're in trouble and then they'll stomp
her anger. You called me emotional, So you've just got
a there's a real fine dance, and I'm the right person.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
To have that dance, to be dealing with the dance.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I'm a good dance partner when it comes to pregnant ladies.
Give us a call thirteen to fifty five twenty two
if you're a man of the match. Two tickets to
pump up the Jam launch event on Tuesday at the
Rooftop at Jackson's on George with book Topia, Australia's home
of books and gives this Christmases podcast gold by to
one point seven. Hello there, it's shows you, Amanda. It's Monday,
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the first of December. AMANDAA is not in today. She's
unwell the second time in twenty years. Party cloudy, twenty
six degrees in the city, twenty five in our west
right now it's nineteen degrees. That doesn't mean that she's
she's good. I sent her a text. Everything's peachy. She's
just tucked up in bed. There some flat lemonade, she's
reading a book. Some emodium, some emodium. We've got an
(34:57):
emodium deal already. In the meantime, the tribal drum has
been beating. This is because of this man. He's gone
viral after his pregnant wife's pizza order at the bottom
of it. He said, bro, Yes, I know this looks
in saying and you're probably like, who is this dude.
I'm the dude who has a very pregnant wife. I'm
done questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her, and
honestly you should be too, the pregnant ladies in your life.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
It can be. It's a hormonal thing. It happens my.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Wife crying because you didn't have bib embrace overalls.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I was just remembering when you were talking about the
bib embrace overalls. We went to a store where it
had to get the little bottles when they're really really young.
They're like really little, and on one side where the
I think they were called Avante or Eventy bottles, and
then the other side of the generic brand.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Oh yeah, the Eventy bottles.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, the eventI bottles were like two to three hundred
dollars and I couldn't believe the bottles would cost that. Yeah,
and right next to was the generic brand and I
will let's just get Thyes, that's when the tea.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, you don't love my baby, our baby. It's like
the formula.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
I remember the formula yeah, the S twenty six gold. Yes,
and then it's just a marketing thing. There was this
normal formula. Right, you're not buying the gold for formula anymore.
What's the matter with you? You must free the kid battery anyway.
I think travel Jover is beating for this. Gail has
joined us, like Gail.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Good morning, Jonesy. I'm well, how are you?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
I I'm well as well. You have a pregnant woman
in your life, obviously you.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
It was me. It was a few number of years ago.
It was a late night, Sunday night. Most places were closed.
My husband was driving, and I really wanted garlic breads.
And I really wanted the garlic breads. Eventually found a
pizza place that was open. He made me go in.
He wouldn't go when who was to scared? So I
walked in. I said, right, I'm like some garlic breads please,
(36:47):
and he said anything else? Went no, just garlic breads,
and he said, join the pizza. No, just garlic bread
and he looked at me quite passable, and I went that, buddy,
I'm pregnant, give it to me.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Now that.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
I wanted the garlic breads. I think I scared him though,
He eventually gave it to him and I ran out
of the shop and I was happy. Then I got
my darlat bread.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
So why would your husband go he's too scared to
go with you.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
I think you're so scared to go with me because
I knew what I would have been.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Like.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
It's funny that cravings are because my wife, she with
our son, our eldest one, she ate a lot of sardines,
had to get sardines, constantly, sardines.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
And they say that's good for brain development.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yes, it would be.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I don't know what she did with the other kids
because she stopped eating sardines.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
And you've seen signs I've seen now.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You've got to comparison going on.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
I'm not saying anything. It's all those amino acids. Hi, Gail,
thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Look after yourself.
Speaker 10 (37:44):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcasts.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
The legendary poet Jersey Command of the Actress.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
A man has gone viral after his pregnant wife pizza
order has come to the fore and he said at
the bottom of the request, bro, yes, I know this
looks insane, and you're probably like who is this dude.
I'm the dude who has very pregnant wife. I'm done
questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her, and honestly,
you should be to the travel drum has been beating
(38:17):
tales of the pregnancy or what they.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Say, happy wife, happy Lafe. Cass has joined us.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
Hi, Jensy, how are you very well?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Thanks Cass. I'm missing Aman. I miss my little mate.
She's not here, she's at home, but she's doing I.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
Love Amanda, but I also love you. I've got a
bit of a pregnancy story. I had really bad.
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Morning sickness and all I wanted was salty food with
my first daughter, and so I sent my husband to
get me a pack of pringles to falcrim and Chilt's flavor.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Yep, and I'm not a big chip eater.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
So he came back, thinking he'd done the right thing,
and brought one of those mini cans.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
And when I saw.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Him proudly bring out this mini can, I just started
bawling my eyes out, and I hysterically, you know, shouted
at him to go back and get me big can
of pringles. He quickly went back in the car and
rushed out to get me the other can while I
ate them and he can crying.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
So when this is happening, in that moment of madness,
do you do you have any self realization?
Speaker 8 (39:29):
I think when you feel that sick, I just felt
so sick and I just wanted salt. And when you
have that craving, it's just.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
This instinctive thing that takes over you.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
You don't think logically. Like now we can laugh about it,
but at the time, I was so enraged that he
didn't bring me the big can.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
And the salty foods as well. Did you have a boy, No, I.
Speaker 8 (39:50):
Had two girls, and both times it was just salt.
I didn't want anything sweet.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Because I say, the girls you crave sweet food and
for the boys it's the salty, savory foods.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
Yeah, well, I broke that mold.
Speaker 9 (40:05):
So both of my girls maybe they're going to have
a salt addiction like me when they grow up.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
There you go, yeah, and your poor husband, you broke
him as well. That's not a big, big can of
pringles pringles. They should make the pregnancy can. That'd be
a good marketing thing.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
I definitely think so.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
They should.
Speaker 9 (40:21):
They should make it double the size of the large
care because I could have been another can after that.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Good on your cast. Thank you for your court.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Thanks Jones, you have a good day.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Take it easy, I mean sham Notion podcast gold.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
But at what point seven? Hello there, it's jonesy Demanda.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Monday, the first of December or Red Leather Day, for
it was on this day that Amanda Rose Keller called
in sick. She sent me a little text at two
forty in the morning. I can't make it into work today.
I am unwell.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
So it's just me Ryan with a bee.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Have we got a follow up text? Are we feeling bad?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
She's better?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
I think she just said that she's just propped up
at home reading a book in bed, and just take
it easy, friend. It's very hard to replace Amanda. It's
very hard to do a show by yourself. Many years ago,
when I was a rock dog working over at Triple Am,
all you had to do was backnnounced nickelback and say
help the stick it goes, and that's all you had
to do.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It was pretty easy.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Now you're got to come up with all this content stuff,
and largely I let Amanda to stoo all the talking.
So I just announced the song and then over to you.
And then she does the stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, now I'm going to come up with stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, you got to come up with stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
And I tried to replace, so I got ai Amanda.
We've just been tooling around with that.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Give it to me, Give it to me is stupid.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Stupid man. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
You have no empathy for anyone. It's your self, you
giant tool.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
It just feels I hate you. I hate you because
the real ones I hate you, I hate you.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
There's a bit more in that one.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
It just feels right. Pomp Up the Jam next Tuesday.
Our book Pomp Up the Jam Twenty.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Years of Jonesy and Amanda is out and people are
sharing their favorite moments of our show. Liz has written
in when Amanda and Jones you were doing TikTok tuck
up and Amanda broke the air fryer. There is so
many funny moments because they act like a married couple
and it makes so normal. I'm the same vintage as
they are and love their wit off the cuff comments
(42:21):
and humor. Brian, you were there that day when Amanda
broke the air fryer.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I've never seen Amanda so angry with an nanimous object.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
That is, let's revisit when are we going to eat this.
Speaker 10 (42:33):
We're going to eat this probably in the next half hour.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Well when exactly. We've got a radio show to do
as well.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
You know, we've got other things to get too. We've
got the music to play, we've got news to hear.
Speaker 10 (42:42):
When we've ah you are so horrifically bossy.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
All the time in the world.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
You talk on, we'll be detaining on your eye without
me to see how you go.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
Finally, my time to shine. I'm looking forward to what's
this called.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
It's called Tomato soup bar, and it's called your a
pain in the aim.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
We'll have that for you after seven thirty. Remember the
day she bashed the air fry to death.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
She broke it.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
She broke it and we had to go and get
another air fry. We're not made of air fries. No,
thank you for that, Liz, Thank you for bringing that
to our attention. And thanks to book Toby, Australia's home
of books and gives.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
This Christmas. It is nineteen tonight.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Something else that's wrapping up It gets my gulies twenty
thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
This is the last week that you can get your
gholi in.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
So if you'd like to download the iHeartRadio app, go
to Gold what I Want seven, press the microphone and
record your gholi speaking of They're coming up next.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
On Gold jem Jam Nasa.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
This is the last week to get your gooley in
twenty thousand dollars cash thanks to Misella stocks and gravies.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
What have we got today?
Speaker 6 (43:58):
What gets my gulies is the twigs who will queue
four deep for that one pump fuel pump on their
side of the car without realizing the hose will actually
reach the other side of your car. Don't block the
driveway waiting for that pump, just park on the other
one and the hose will reach heard.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
Agree, Yeah, heart agree, says Brian with a b Yeah.
I find that hard. But sometimes the hose doesn't come
out quick enough. You notice that sometimes it's difficult.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Little pack as well. The little petrol bowser thing on
your display has an arrow pointing to which side of
the car your pump is.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
All these are the things. What else have we got? Hi?
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Jones and Amanda.
Speaker 11 (44:37):
You know it gets on my girlies when it's been
raining and there's a nice big puddle on the side
of the road, your head for it. You line it
up and the person walking moves out of the way
too quick and you miss them.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
And that's what that's my girlies. Well that's a little dark.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Okay, calm down.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Right anyway, where there is no judgment when it comes
to Goolies.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
If you'd like to join us.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Via the iHeartRadio app, just download it, go to the
microphone on gold one on one seven and.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Boom, it could be you. Twenty k it's ten to
nine on gold Gem Nation.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Our favorite caller email or Facebook friend wins two tickets
to our Pump Up the Jam launch event that's next.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Tuesday, happening at Jackson's on George Jackson.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Are you really pipe in an area, Brian? This has
become a new thing for you.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Sorry, man, I just you know, I see that a
man is not here. Okay, you're I want.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
To filling the Amanda shaped void.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Well, I don't know I can do that.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
You can do it. It was a tough day.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Amanda was off sick for the only the second time
in twenty years. It's very hard to do all this
stuff I had to do. Instagram had to do the
Magnificent seven. James Collery came through on Instagram, but he
thought he'd chuck in with some some advice.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I can clear voyds please. Oh okay, James, everyone's a
credit today.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
You hear Max Rowley. He's like my old school radio teacher,
Max Good old James of CHOLEROI.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Unfortunately for James didn't win the thousand or the two
thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
I mean he should have instead of critiquing you on
being clear and appreciate.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
I've been kissing some butt, but I think right at
you two, that's what I'd be doing.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
We will be back again tomorrow, Amanda.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I can assure you will be in and I'm looking
forward to seeing her little smiling face.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
We've got the Emmodium truck Versus Cone into.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Our house, some toilet paper, super appreciate all of that.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
After nine o'clock, he go, who has arrived.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
We are doing Christmas differently this year, the twenty five
k Christmas.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Free with Hi go we. I will be back for
jam Nation tonight from six o'clock. Good day to you. Well,
thank god, that's over.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Good bite, good bite, wipe The two.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or
wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Good Fie Jones Dating podcast.
Speaker 10 (47:05):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio
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