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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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the podcast Today a very different fruited pie today.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Lots of different things we spoke about today. We had
Independent Senator David poco Con. He had some interesting things
to say in light of the immigration marches around Australia
on the weekend which we saw some horrific scenes Nazis etc.
But he's got some thoughts on what the government should
be doing.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Also the pub test.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Apparently the word vagina is unpalatable to people.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well, we have an ad playing at the moment that
uses the word a lot and a lot of people
are flinching about it. We've got a gooli about it.
How do we feel about that word? Why do we
still flinch?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Is it okay to say that word out loud?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Indeed, speaking of my Instagram went viral because of an
impression that.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Was left on the velvet lands that we have at
the radio station.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
That took up a lot of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You kept wanting to go back and look at the
sofa for again and again. JD Vance had nothing on you.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
What's it doing now? I wonder Tribal Trum.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Is beating for tales of the T shirt. We saw
a man in front of a judge in court. He's
wearing the worst T shirt you can possibly imagine. And
lots of you have weird T shirt stories too.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
And TikTok Tucker. We make food from TikTok and eat it.
Today we had watermelon pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Please join us.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
The miracle of recording. We have so many requests for
them to do it again. Mistress Amanda's miss killer.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Friend in making the tools of the train.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
The legendary part. Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Congratulations made. We're right now.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
And Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Now the good radio.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Sorry, but if a tongue tongue twist set shoot time, we're.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
On the air.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Top of the morning to you, Amanda, how right?

Speaker 8 (02:20):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
How are you going?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I just made you a cup of tea and I
was walking past the communal area, you know, the communal area.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
The first class lounge. Yeah, it looks a bit like.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Like a virgin first class land.

Speaker 9 (02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Where do you eat peanuts? Before you go on your plane.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Not as good as the quietest one, but you know
it'll do.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
And we've got velvet seats in the communal area there,
and I was just walking past. Have a look at
velvet leaves a lasting impression.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Don't you think, Wow, it's a.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Very specific set of buttocks.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I'll show that to Brian. Oh my, are you.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Going to do a Cinderella style thing and see who
it matches?

Speaker 10 (02:58):
It?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Just it's very great before you have to explain what
it is.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well, it's the velvet. When you sit on it leaves
an impression.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
And but what are you seeing?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
You're seeing? You're seeing it all.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I think that things should have it. It's only fans.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What you're seeing is a very clear shape of the buttocks.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
It's are you without the.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Power of speech, I'm without your job to explain what
you're seeing?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, I just told you.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
When you can't, you can't. I can bum crack and
I can see the whole area.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Thank you. That's what we need to Brian. Did you
get that, Well, you've shown him the picture, But.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Did you get when I was talking about it. I
don't think we need to be so graphic about it.
Although there's probably some guy going.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
You're going to put on your instaces.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, well let's look at it. Goodness me. I have
to put that under a special secret file on my phone.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
You veilvet fine.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
In case I have an accident, you know, and people
start scrolling through my phone.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
If that's what's keeping you warm at night, you go
for it.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's that's well, that's the thing, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
If something happens to you, you know you're going to
have your mates get ready of your phone, don't you.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Melanie.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Melanie and I always had a deal that, you know
something if we cannect it to go around together ones
to say Hi, Hi, missus. Can i'm Amanda's diary?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Want to hand over the goods be in your diary?
You know? I didn't want mom to know the extent
of my crush on Barry.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Okay, stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
No, there's nothing we when I look back now, absolutely nothing.
But they're your private thoughts.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, yeah, it would be a thing though, Actually there's
a lot of stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
What have you gone?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
You would be the last person I would tell, because
you'd come around while I was alive.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Hello, Helen, just get his stune?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Did he describe in enough detail about the velvet.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I'll put that on my instant. You can decide for
yourself as.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
To describe it.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I think that's too revealing. We're get an action pack
show today. Independent Senator David Pocock will be joining us
following the weekend's march for Australia Rally. He's got some
thoughts about what the Labor government should be doing in
light of all this division in our country.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
And everyone who makes it to air today gets a
double pass to the Monster Jam Monster Truck Fire It Up.
Monster Jam is on October eleven at a course stadium.
Tickets on sal at Ticketek. But everyone who makes it
to air today gets a double pass.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
WHOA, And we can't do anything till we do the
magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
No question one, of course you do which Australian icon
is famous for sleeping eighteen hours a day idiocalyptus.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
And unfortunately having chlamydia.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Thirteen fifty five tweys don't.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Lick the back of the stamp. None of them sit
on your velvet.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Cat gam Nation, We have the magnificent seven seven questions.
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
How many weeks ago was it that I had a
rant about our billy tap. We have been with that
on three weeks now, yeah, but it hasn't been working
for about five. I can't believe this. This is a building.
Look how early we start that runs on drinking coffee,
drinking tea, needing to have a billy tap, and the
add the perfect storm of not having enough time to

(06:11):
stand there and boil a kettle. You know, the only
time we get to go and make a cup of
tea is when the songs are really long, or there's
a news break, and if we want to hear Helen's news,
we do what we want to be around to hear
all that. So we have to stand there and boil
the world's smallest kettle.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
But an entire floor here is now using.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
It's outrageous and why you're standing around? Then you're looking
at the chairs and you see the impression on the
on the seat which I'm posted on Instagram. You've been
very to the billy people across one hundred and twenty
bucks every time they come to visit.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Well, just pay it, ok, they are What do you
mean we've been paying one hundred and twenty bucks for
them to come out and go it's broken.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Ah, right, and then they leave they say it's breaking.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I could do it. Just give me the filter.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'll put it in five weeks to fix a Billy
tap Do you.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Want to go and borrow Kyle and Jackie as barista?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Oh yeah, well that's like we're in the same building
with them. But they have three coffees made for them,
professional coffees every day day. Have you seen so they
don't need a zip.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Tabut the hanging gardens of babble.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I know it's outrageous. I can't survive with the dot.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
You go and have a look at the velvet sea.
That's a distriction.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
I don't think enough time there drawl on velvet doesn't go.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Well, it's too graphic. Let it go. Michael's inside halo.
Michael there you're going Michael, Well.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
You said, can you imagine Michael surviving the morning without
a coffee or a tea or having to I just
don't have time.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
To boil the kettle.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Michael doesn't have a Billy tap on tag, but.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I mean he's got time to boil a kettle.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
We don't Michael might be very busy. Can you understand
my idea?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
And if one went down? Can you imagine what would happen?

Speaker 7 (07:56):
They don't get used much. Is only made for two
minute noodles.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
But I see the good, aren't. Yeah, it's hard.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You can't go back though. It's like you get into
a car without power steering. I'm going to mate, that's
an old x B falcon the other day when oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
How many cars did you hit?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
It's got no power here. I don't know how do
you even survive this thing?

Speaker 11 (08:14):
You know?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I had a mad max get on?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
How did he question? One?

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Which which Australian icon is famous for sleeping eighteen hours
a day, eating ecalyptus and having chlamydia.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
You don't see that in the ads?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Would Wood? Michael the cast member of Love Ireland?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
What nineteen ninety movie star Patrick Swavey Swazy romantically spitting Clay.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Wavy in this Wavy? You remember the scene?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Come on, he's leaning over to me more and they're
making pottery together.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Geeze as a test, I'm not that old.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Do you already watch movies that are new old?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Are you? Michael?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Doctor jivago.

Speaker 7 (09:02):
O?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I could if I wanted to Shane is in Kingswood.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
By Shane Oh, very well. I don't know if you
were born after nineteen ninety, but you may have heard
of a film that has Patrick Swayzey spinning clay.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
What is it that goes?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
It goes? Were you born in nineteen ninety? Shame?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
So you watch it as a young man, you've never forgotten.
That's right, it's a great film.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Let's play lyrics, Assassin. What song features these lyrics? I'll
do this because Amanda can't.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I quote the lyrics from a song and you have
to work out where it's from. I'm a model, you
know what I mean? And I do my little turn
on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
All right? I heard you so aggressive? What's the song?

Speaker 12 (09:59):
I'm a model?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
You know that's the song. But what's it called?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Really?

Speaker 4 (10:04):
You know you've got the right song.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't know the name of it.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Sorry, but having said that, you've got to double past some.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Monster gym monster trucks for you.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Sh everyone who makes it to where it gets this
yet I always played.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Feed it.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
It's going to annoy me all morning and have a
look at the jo I didn't put the kettle on
while you're there.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I think I'm in love with the jack.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
One of those people marries a Ferris wid I've.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Already started calling her Sophie.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, are you and JD Vans will be fine?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Podcast Gold one point seven.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Hello there, it's Jonesy demand a beautiful looking day.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Sunday twenty two, twenty three West.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I said, I'll run into the kitchen and put the
kettle on. Said no, I'll do it because I want
to look at the couch.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
And then you came You came back in just then,
and you were dribbling.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Because I had to run with the teas because the
billy taps.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Work or your mouth was all dribbling.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
If you've just joined us, We've got these velvet chairs
around the building so people can sit and talk and
do whatever they do anyone anyway, those velvet chairs leave
quite the impression of the last.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Person you obviously sat in. Then it's left a very
graphic imprint.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
What happens now, you're going to be like Cinderella and
go and get anyone to sit on it.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I'm not going to shame this person or mention it
any further you put on your Instagram.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Well, yeah, but because I'm an observant person, Okay, I
just noticed it while I was waiting for the kettle
to boil.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
And you know it's just you would agree that it's.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Quite Were you spoken about little elves?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
We're under the magnificence.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, everyone who makes it to where today gets a
double pass to the monster jam monster trucks.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, irritating noise because it's the greatest take the.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Greatest day of Jonesy gets to hear that noise. He
gets to look at a velvet couch for the female
imprint on it.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I don't get much pleasure in these daystes.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
You get, keeps it pleasure.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Michael's in brighton less.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Ound, Michael morning, We're going to play lyrical assassin. I'm
going to read the lyrics and say, if you know
what this song is, I'm a model, you know what
I mean? I do my little turn on the catwalk
on the catwalk. Here on the catwalk, I do my
little turn on the catwalk. What song's that that?

Speaker 13 (12:25):
I'm too?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Safety right, that's right, So.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Josie says when he goes to furniture shop, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I do, my little sir, and the catboar right on.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
What animals were the first to go to out of space?
Michael was an A, A flock of birds. B fruit flies,
CE butterflies. B it was was fruit flies. They're everywhere
in nineteen forty seven.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
You go anywhere there's a fruit for you.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
You don't even have to have fruit. Abrah We question
number five. Who started their Working Classman fortieth anniversary tour
in November? Who's starting?

Speaker 10 (13:02):
Not?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Who started hasn't been going for over a year. Who's
starting that?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Billy Jimmy barn Jimmy Jimmy Barnes.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
True or false, Michael, Charlie Chaplin is buried under six
feet of concrete.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Oh sorry, Michael, Matthew's in Mittigong.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
I'm matt Hello. True or false? Charlie Chaplin's buried under
six feet of concrete.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's probably going to be false.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
No, No, we've had two falses.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
It's not Rob, I Rob.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
This might give you an indication of where we're going.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
If you say false, Rob, you'll get mad at that.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Oh no, don't. Charlie Chaplin's buried under six feet of concrete.
True or false. It is true.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
He died in nineteen seventy seven and his body was
stolen from a.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Great Someone nicked his body. So that's why.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
When they recovered the remains, coffin was reburied and covered
in concrete.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
But who pays the ransom?

Speaker 4 (14:01):
And was it paid?

Speaker 10 (14:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:03):
But who could give his family? His family? Of state?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
One dug up my dad and took him for ransom.
I go, okay, good on you.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
That's a grim.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well, I just you know, I don't see you know,
it's just remains.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, I still think you'd have some sentimental feelings about
desecrating the grave.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
And if you if your dad was a major TV star,
no offense to the lovely Jeff Jones.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah, a major film star.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I mean, and you've a lot to a lot of
people you'd like to protect, protect his legacy.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
And a win Tour was the editor in chief of
which magazine rob.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
It was Vogue, And she has resigned and she's been
they've announced who's replaced her. It's Candice Bergen's daughter, Chloe
Chloe Bergen, No Chloe Mail because her father was Louis Mail,
a French film director.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Wow, you know a lot about it.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I've got a lot of information about a lot of things.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Congrat.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
On the other hand, I like to look at furniture.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Just Rob, if you have a look at my Instagram,
you'll just see the imprint that we have in our lounge.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Here and some poor woman from this office.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Okay, now I don't make this a thing.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
We didn't think it was someone from out of space.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
What did you think right now? It's an anonymous thing. Okay,
it's an anonymous imprint. I'm going juy helenuse. I'm going
to go and rub my hands sech Flight. Do we
have one of those on your front? Those things? You know?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Those things were they called the gets lint off everything?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Bryan? You know those things?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
It's a lint roller, a lint roll.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Have we got one of those? Rob?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Congratulations? You want the jam pack? A family passed?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
What'd us having to do that to stop you going insane?

Speaker 2 (15:41):
To the Sydney Big four Wheel Drive Adventure Show. That's
Friday twelve to fourteen and Sydney Dragged My Eastern Creek.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
A family pasted?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
You Echo a brand new immersive light and sound show
in Sydney and Jones in amount of character choose for
the color in some standard pantis anything you like to add, Rob.

Speaker 12 (15:56):
I just don't, thank you very much, Josy and Amanda, you.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Welcome, Rob.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Why'd if someone walk past that couch and saw us
with the lint roller and they said, what are you doing?
So Jonesy was getting inflamed? How sad would you look?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I'm not in flame? Oh you're in flame? Exclamed? Stop it.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I'm still dribbling, drowning in your own saliva.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I can you still hear it?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Would you stop?

Speaker 7 (16:18):
Jonesy and Amanda post.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Josie and Amanda a tucker bag.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
They're already on TV.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Well, I'm going to fix through the Germanic a be
suit of musical facts. Incidentally, I walked past the couch, Bren.
Your photo has you've waited for the right light to
be honest? Not really as graphic as it appears on
the couch.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Lord Snowden's setting up photographs with a special torch light
with some silk over a lens. Now it just happened.
If you've just joined us, We've got a lounge here. Someone,
a woman I'm presuming, has sat on the lounge and
has left.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
An impression it's because it's velvet.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, and that's quite a descriptive impression. I don't know
why I've been set this book all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Called it's got a cyclone and say that on the air.
You know, it's not like that.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Okay, No, you're being artistic and.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I'm not like that. It's not a subset. I'm just
an observant person.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
You're not into a furniture subset with you and JD.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Vance. What is it out of bard?

Speaker 8 (17:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, you know, rumors are and it's just become an
urban myth that he likes to have relations with it because.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
There was Remember there was Troy Buzzwell.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
He did a thing. He was a Western Australian politician
and then.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Sniffed a Chesterfield if I correctly, and he got kicked
out of parliament.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
And wasn't there someone Matt Brown? Was there another one.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Let's let's get back to the germ. Let me flick
through this a big book of musical facts.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
This is a fully sanctioned gerlmanac.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
On this day, in nineteen ninety, George Michael released Freedom ninety.
Was it called Freedom ninety because it was released in
the nineties.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
You know, I can feel this way please.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
It was called Freedom ninety because Wham had a song
called Freedom and Jay. You radio DJs back in the
old days used to pull your records and stuff with
a paper log and they just go our freedom Wham,
and then you'd end up playing that.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
You remember, freedom Wham.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
I liked that one.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
So everyone kept playing that instead of Freedom ninety.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
So the record companies said, Okay, the thing is called
freedom ninety, you dopes.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Well you've heard Wham, which actually, to be honest, I
prefer to this. But here's Freedom ninety.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Okay, here we go. Get it on sham.

Speaker 14 (18:37):
Well.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
We saw some confronting scenes this week after tens of
thousands of people took to the streets in almost every
capital city for the March for Australia, calling for an
end to mass immigration. Independent Senator David Pocock says growing
frustration stems from a lack of clarity from the government,
with no one really offering a plan on how to
deal with what we perceived to be rising immigration. David Pocock,

(18:59):
Hello goes in no matter it workship, I'm saying rising immigration.
How is immigration on the rise or is the perception
of it.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
That if you look at the numbers after the catch
up after COVID, it really is about perception. And what
we saw on the weekend was just so tragic and
deeply concerning to see neo Nazis marching in our streets
and to have sort of racism dressed up as concern

(19:33):
about immigration.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
I think we have to absolutely pull that out.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
And at the same time we have to be able
to have hard conversations. I've been trying to get the
Senate and the Parliament to actually have a discussion about
immigration and population and talk about how big do we
want Australia to be, how do we balance the skills
that we need with ensuring that we have enough housing
and infrastructure, how do we reduce impacts on the environment

(20:04):
as cities grow, Like these are conversations that aren't happening,
and we don't actually have an overall plan. My concern
is that when you don't have a plan, it's very
easy for people to scapegoat migrants who clearly you know,
aren't clausing our housing woes.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
That that is far deeper than that, and.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
There's Dick Smith has been saying for a long time
the over population.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
We can't support that.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
But then on the other hand, you hear people say
populate or perish, which ones are supposed.

Speaker 9 (20:33):
To be well exactly, And I think these are the
kind of conversations that leaders should be having, actually hearing
those views, making the case to the Australian people. This
is just how valuable immigration has been. You know, as
a migrant myself, I've loved the opportunity. I feel like

(20:56):
I've contributed a lot. But clearly the marches on the
weekend weren't targeted at white migrants like me. There was
there were was there were so many racist overtones to it,
and I think we have we have to call that
out and at the same time say okay, well let's
talk about these things.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Yes, there are impacts on the environment.

Speaker 9 (21:15):
The State of the Environment Report, the government's own report
has said that rising populations, growing cities are having a
huge impact on the environment.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
You can't get away from that fact.

Speaker 9 (21:26):
So let's take that into account and actually have this
conversation and then have a plan so when people raise
this you can say, well, actually we've been through all
of this and here is our plan.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
You've also said that it's a false narrative that immigration
is causing our housing crisis. There are things that government
can do about the housing crisis and they're not about immigration.

Speaker 9 (21:48):
Yeah, we've got a country where the major parties seem
it's they're allergic to talking about some of the root
causes of a housing system where we treat it as
an investment vehicle rather than as more of a human
rights something. We want to be accessible and affordable. And
you just have to go down to any auction on
the weekend anywhere in Australia and see first home buyers

(22:11):
being outbid by property investors because those property investors.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Can negatively gear.

Speaker 9 (22:16):
They get a chunky capital gains tax discount if they
hold it for more than twelve months.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
And we've tipped the.

Speaker 9 (22:22):
Scales in favor of investors. And I think it's time
to change that. And the vast majority of people I
speak to want to see sensible changes like capping your
ability to negatively gear. Investment property is just down to one.
You know, seventy percent of Australians only have one investment property.
But we have some small percentag of Australians who own

(22:42):
a huge chunk of our real estate and are doing
very well.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
From me, I read a book called Doppelganger, which was
written in light of the COVID crisis and the aftermath.
And this is where this journalist, Naomi Wolf is her name,
said that we're Naomi Kleins, sorry, and she spoke about
how she gets confused with Naomi Wolf and that's what
started the Doppelganger thing. But where America is split as

(23:06):
to vax anti vax, government, anti government, it's split down.
It's split because no one tackled what were real concerns
in the middle. And that's where we have that vacuum.
That's where these fringe groups arise. And I think that
what you're saying is that's what we're in danger of
seeing here if we don't tackle the real issues at
the base of these fears.

Speaker 9 (23:29):
I think you're spot on there, and I mean, I've
got a lot of time for Nomi clients work and analysis.
And I think if you look at the US, some
very genuine concerns of Middle America, of even sort of
people who are struggling the battlers in America, weren't taken
into account. And I'm concerned that here in Australia we

(23:49):
can't think that we're immune to that. We have to
be able to have these hard conversations. And over the
last few days talking about this my office, we've had
angry calls from Nazis and racists, and we've also had
angry calls from people who say to even talk about
immigration means that I'm a racist. And so I think

(24:10):
with more people willing to actually say, let's have a
sensible conversation here, my experience so far in the Parliament
has been that people aren't up for that. But it's
so crucial if we're actually going to avoid some of
the what we've seen in the US.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, well, David, thank you again for joining us. Look
after yourself, mate, have a good time in Canberra. Thanks
very much. Cheers, a good talk to you, jones Nations.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand of arms
for the pub test today.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Well, this came about, Colin. Let's not be squeamish about it.
This came about from a ghoulie we receive. We'll play
the Ghouliy and we'll start from there.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Hey, Drins and Amanda. So I'm in the car.

Speaker 15 (24:53):
I'm listening to the radio loud because you guys are
awesome and I love the music and an ad comes on,
and the ads tend to.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Be even louder, and the add is providemins.

Speaker 15 (25:02):
All of a sudden, someone's shouting vassional health six times
in a row so loudly. Next thing, I'm.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Shrinking my car seat as we go.

Speaker 15 (25:10):
Next to me is fearing, probably wondering what they're if
I'm listening to and maybe what's going on down there?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Great, that's what gets my gordie. That's the Crusos Vitamin's commercial.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Were wondering how often the V word was used, and
it is used quite a lot.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Did you know vaginal, vaginal, vaginal, vaginal, vaginal, vaginal.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
It does come up a fair bit.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
But that's what we talked about.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
This as a team, to say, how do you feel
when you hear that word? And it's funny that if
and someone said, oh, it's being overused, but I said,
if there's an AD for a broken elbow, you'd hear elbow, elbow, elbow, elbow,
you would worry, you wouldn't think twice of it. The
way we were brought up, that word at my age
wasn't used in our house. You know, we didn't use

(25:52):
slang words either. I don't think was ever spoken about.
But families now, the way we've raised our children's that
you use the proper word and there's no shame in
saying that. I'm going to say it now, the word
vagina or the word penis. And yet there's something that
makes you flinch when you hear it, and it's I
don't know why that is, but it's what Apparently it's
one of the most censored words in the English language. Really,

(26:14):
many ads in the health category have been censored because
of it. Major media platforms and social media platforms have
censored this word. Ads have been blocked, Television shows and
including Gray's Anatomy, have been edited, book titles have been scrubbed.
Students have been suspended for saying the word vagina. But
this has led to a culture of ignorance and shame

(26:36):
around women's bodies, which can hinder hinda our ability to
address certain health issues.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
So it's funny. I think the newer generation are probably
happy with it.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I don't know why do we flinch when we hear
it when it is just like elbow.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
So how would this work in the pub test?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Hearing the word vagina? Does it pass the pub test?
I'm fascinated to know.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Actually that is very very interesting.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Okay, let's do it where the group that can do it?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Hearing the word vagina, does it pass the pub Testy, Jam.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
And Amanda remember this powerful leaving you guys, what.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Would be a great job NRL crisis lawyer?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Would that be a great job about today?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
We'd have to answer the phone twenty four hours every Monday.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
They'd be okay, so what's happened? Old mate's done a
we in his mouth and oh okay, and Reese Walsh
has drunk from a toilet.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Well, this is we have doing.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
This is what we spoke about this yesterday. He put
this up on Snapchat. You may have seen it. It's
him scooping water out of his own toilet.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
To recover the muscles. I reckon if you just told yeah,
you see a little.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Drink scoops it into his mouth.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
He came out and said, it's just a stupid joke
for my mate. The Broncos have had to come out
and say he just imagined this press release. He's just
had a new toilet installed. He did it as a joke.
It was a stupid joke and what an idiot.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
It's all okay, it's like drinking out of a sink.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
But can I ask you this, because I saw a
few people commenting on this. He has had a brand
new toilet installed. That's why it's safe for him to
drink out of he's just renovated.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Is there any chance that the plumber might have used it?

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
There is, Yeah, that's a good chance.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
That's the psychology of plumbers, you know, removalless sometimes poo
in your house that yeah, is that a thing? Yeah,
it's like Burglars. I'm not saying that the removalss of Burglars.
They like to do it poo in.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Your what Burglars did too.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, But would a plumber in Reese Walsh's house think, hey,
you're the famous guy.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
I'm putting his toilet in.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Before the first to use his duney?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Could he assume that he that when Reese was drinking
out of.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
His own loo? Would he assume that no one had
used it.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Unless the plumber installed it, put the silicon, done all
the stuff, and then it hadn't been used.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
He said, don't flush it for twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
And then scoopy, scoop. He could have done it that way?
Or is there a the toilet is what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
That's what's that? Someone does a poo in your system?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
You ask have you done that?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
No? No, if I would do that, it's very difficult.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
What was it called top deck.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Because at the top and this I.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Thought it was about the color of the chocolate eating
that again, what.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Do you take me there? Anyway? You know what he
should be doing? You should be doing. I'd be if I.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Was his crisis crisis lawyer, I'd.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Be saying, get a deal going with Reese plumbing. Yeah,
this is this is.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Beautiful, so great. You can drink out or.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
At least coconut water, which tastes just the same chocolate.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
These are all great ideas.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
We're coming up next.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
This is going to be a controversial pub test, but
I think if any show can do it, we can.
This all started with a GHOULI. We're going to talk
about the so called V word.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Okay, that's coming up next Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
When God, I wanted to get up right now, windows hell.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Down to the Jones in the matter of arms for
the pod test, and well, there's no shortage of slang
terms for vagina.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
No, but why do we flinch then? When we hear
the actual word. This is a GOOLI we got the
other day.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Hey, Droons and Amanda. So I'm in the car.

Speaker 15 (30:22):
I'm listening to the radio loud because you guys are
awesome and I love the music. And an ad comes
on and the ads tend to be even louder, and
the add is for vitamins. All of a sudden, someone's
shouting vaginal health six times in a row, so loudly.
Next thing I'm shrinking down in my car seat as
we go. Next to me is searing, probably wondering what
they're if I'm listening to and.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Maybe what's going on down there?

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Right?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
That's what gets my goal.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
So she's rocking out to dress for success in the
car and then that finishes, and then that.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
And we have listened? Is the word said a lot
in that ad? Have a listen?

Speaker 11 (30:55):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Vaginal vaginal vaginal? Vaginal vaginal vaginal?

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I don't know if I noticed, but we had a.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Discussion about this within our team, and we're saying, you know,
if and it does it is makes you WinCE, doesn't it?
Hearing the word that often? But why does it if?
For another body? Part of it was for an elbow,
I think twice.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
An hour tennis elbow, and they said, if you're suffering
with tennis elbow, they don't got to preach your tennis elbow.
But like what it's doing for the Crusoes people it's
getting We're giving them a lot of advertising. And if
you're a lady that's affected by this, then no doubt
this would be a good product.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Not just that.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Why don't we say the word out loud? It is
one of the most censored words in the English language,
and what it does is it creates a lot of
shame around women's bodies and might hold back medical and
health concerns because of the squimmishness around the word. I
think the next generation down your kids grow up using
this word. You know, we found euphemisms for it in

(31:47):
our generation or just didn't talk about it. Interestingly, online
Digital Jenna said that the majority of people saying no
that they don't like the word are women. So what
do you think. Let's put it to the pub test
hearing the word vagina. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (32:01):
I think it does pass the pub test.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
That's part of our body.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
It shouldn't be a taboo topic.

Speaker 12 (32:05):
Certainly those past the pub test two thousand and twenty twenties.

Speaker 10 (32:11):
And it's just I.

Speaker 12 (32:11):
Don't understand why people get so upset here in a
body part.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
And two it's done its job.

Speaker 12 (32:18):
We're talking about an ad and we all know exactly
what they're selling.

Speaker 7 (32:21):
Now they do say it too much.

Speaker 10 (32:25):
I've got a busslator of kids, and when I hear it,
I cringe.

Speaker 9 (32:29):
I think what's their reactions when they hear it.

Speaker 13 (32:31):
Of course, it's past the pup test because it's just
like any other body parts.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
It's just that's all terms you say for it.

Speaker 10 (32:37):
Yeah, I think it passes the pub test.

Speaker 16 (32:39):
So I grew up a bit in the next generation
where we talk more openly about bodies.

Speaker 6 (32:44):
So it's definitely past the pup test for me.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
If men had one, maybe talking about it all the time, well,
wouldn't you, just Brendan, there'd be competitions who can say
what the most often?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
That's going on a kiss right now?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Well, and everyone there who made it to where is
getting double past? Hi mons Agen wants to bar it up?
Coming up next? Get ready, tick tock touches on the way.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Now it's time for this.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
What you do that you do.

Speaker 17 (33:11):
It's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slavers.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Meat fall off the.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
To give you TikTok taker. We make food from TikTok
and eat it. What are we making today?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Love?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Well?

Speaker 4 (33:26):
You like pizza, don't you?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
I love pizza.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
It's controversial. This pizza has pineapple on it. You're going
to be okay with that?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
I don't care it.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Also, instead of using a pizza base, it's made on
a slice of watermelon.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
There's a couple of quirky angles to this.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I saw a woman making and I thought, let's experiment
and see if we like it. She seemed to think
it was okay, but who knows. So it's called watermelon pizza.
The first thing we do, and you're going to love
watching we slice things, Brendan, is we slice?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Oh no, oh no, give the man again.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Okay, Now it's slice three slices you want, but you
want big change about an inch thick? There's just do one.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Because now, well I can chop them up. Don't you worry?
What's your fingers there?

Speaker 8 (34:13):
Well?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
The thing you also have to know, yes, is that
once it's prepared, it goes into a microwave.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
So there's a couple of quirky elements. As I said,
that'll do.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
What sort of microwave? What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Well, an industrial one.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'm going to the university and put it in there
where they make clay.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
I don't just a normal microwave.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
I'm going to make I've got to put things on
the top of it.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
You put it on this plate here.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Okay, you are so bossy. Okay, here we go. Now
I've got it on. I've got it on a plate.
I've got a watermelon on a plate. Now on top
of the tomato sauce.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
We take.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
We've got watermelon. Then I spread tomato sauce over the top.
This is like the pizza like. You know, what's that
called tomato paste?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
It's tomato sauce.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I've got that.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yes, I've got that on the base. Then I put
some slices of cheese. I've got gloves on them to
help taking the plastic off the cheese. Met My dad
been into a whole stack of these, not knowing that
there was a plastic in them. His benches were never
the same, all right, A slice of cheese on each nutritional.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Value wouldn't be any less.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
I'd imagine, Oh, that's quite a neurodide sentence, Brenden. So
we put those on.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Then what happens so jazz?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Then we put some pineapple on that on each slice.
So we've got what's that watermelon, We've got tomato sauce
on it. We've got a slice of cheese. We've got
some pineapple. Now you put that on that final one
puts because I've got some work to do over here.
I've got to open a can of spam. No one

(35:50):
ever says ooh when you say I'm opening spam, I
don't mind spam really do not.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Smells that cat food? No, okay, how do you get
it out? Keep doing that, I'm shaking it going. Let's
cut around the side.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Don't you going to get.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
Here?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
It comes.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I'm going to slice this poo it stinks. Slice this
into small chunks.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Sorry, Bryan, that's the perfect time to get away with it.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
So when you drive past the sewerage treatment plan at
the airport and you.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Manage to do that every day, I'm just going for.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
A quick drive.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
So on top of this, I put some slice spam.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
No it does. We'll have a look at the picture
of the original. It looks the same.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
No it doesn't. It looks much better.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Your neck all right? Now on top, no see, we've.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Got the cheese underneath, and now on top, I put
a little bit of cranberry sauce.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Okay, well this is fascinating.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Well it's cold cooking. Do you want me to do
it or not? So here we are. This is what
we've got.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
We've got our watermelon, We've got tomato sauce. We've got cheese,
we've got pineapple, We've got stinky fat spam, We've got
a little bit of cranberry sauce.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
This now is going to go into a microwave.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Where is it only on the floor over there.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
It goes in for a minute and a half. And
so when we come back we will be eating this.

Speaker 7 (37:27):
Jonesie and Amanda started that you do.

Speaker 17 (37:36):
It a fancy The moldy, bacteria infested slav.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Of meat fall off the.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Ga and what look.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
The microwave has just finished her little explosion. I hope
that wasn't my bows. Everyone's going pooh, pooh, it smells
in here. Helen's Ermas in the newsroom said, pooh, she
can just smell the spam Okay, I'm going to take
it out.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Of the microwave. Let me explain what we've got.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Watermelon pizza, a slice of watermelon, tomato sauce, a slice
of cheese, pineapple chunks, spam, and cranberry sauce.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
It's been the microword.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Now yep.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
That cheese never melts. It's not an album.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
It's like rust never sleeps. Cheese never melts.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Okay, So I'm going to put this onto a plate
for Brian. Ye, there you go.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
He missed out last week on TikTok Taka.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
What did we have last week?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
The chocolate pasta?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
We had nattella pasta. Or it might be really hot
to bite into. That's the problem here, Okay, do we
have knives and forks?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
It's hot?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
It's hot.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Do we need knives and forks to cut it up
to bite in?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Where are you from?

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Well, it's just too hot to bite too. Yeah, what
are we going to do?

Speaker 12 (38:54):
Well?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
We can stand here, Well we'll blow on it.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
No, actually, makes going to get some forks. I think
it'd be easy if we chop some off without biting. Yeah,
but you can eat hot things. What do you think?
He's a knife you're right.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Brob Brian's going in.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Brian's going look at him.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
What do you make of it?

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah? That's good, you know, m.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I don't like hot watermelon. I can't do it. The flavors. Actually,
the flavors aren't bad.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
And the cranberry sauce works really well. What do you think, Brian?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
It's okay. I don't like hot watermelon. It's hot water
and I don't like hot liquid. No, I think it's
I think it's a goer.

Speaker 9 (39:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Actually the cranberry sauce gives it a nice tang.

Speaker 15 (39:42):
And the cheese and the spam and the Actually it's
cool down a little bit and I can eat it now.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I quite like it. No, Brian doesn't like it spam.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I would make it without spam, or put a nicer
chiat a nicer meat on it.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
I get a nice my tea.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah, yuck, yucky.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Actually that one is not too bad. That would be
a very a healthy pizza.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Give it a crack, Give it a crack. You already started.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
What you do that you do it?

Speaker 17 (40:15):
That's a fancy The moldy bacteria invested slab.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Of meat fall off the goal.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I'm going to keep eating that coming up next, some
unusual beauty trends I've been reading about. We've been speaking
about body parts all morning. Let's just keep this conversation going.
I saw some information about, you know, all appearances fattish,
isn't it If we just lived in the faces we
were born in and the bodies we were born in

(40:47):
and just got on with it, it'd be a different world.
That's not how the world goes at the moment. But
I saw someone saying, why don't we bring back real teeth?
And they had a whole lot of photographs of actors
and actresses and models who had had slightly quirky teeth
before and the beginning of their fame and have had

(41:07):
them fixed over the years. What about Tom Cruise, He's
got one major middle tooth. He often said, it's like
a two can. He's gonna open a can of pineapple
at any moment you.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Put him on the kitchen bench.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Well, I know this only too well. Years ago, I
was approached by a singing show.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
God he takes.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Two two minister to figure out you can't sing.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
And they wanted me to do it. They asked me,
I didn't line up to do it. Anyway, they passed
and my agent at the time said, I think it's
because you have your teeth, and.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
I said, oh, my teeth.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
And they said, well, you look like a jack of lanb.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
No, they wouldn't have seen.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
My teeth was that bad. I made Hughesy look like
an Osmond. So what I did?

Speaker 3 (41:47):
I got them.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I got them fixed and they're still going. They were
busted up.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
And you know, you look a lot better with these teeth.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
If you look at all publicity shots of me.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
You put me on the front porch, I'll scare kids
away like a jack of lamb.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
It is interesting, though, isn't it that we we do
prefer perfect teeth. My mom's dad was a dentist and
mum had dentures at the age of twenty five.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
That was the fad future teeth.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
You'd be given dentches. Imagine that, so perfection was important.
I've had braces, I've had teeth pulled with wisdom. Teeth
mine still crossed over.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Your mum was obsessed with teeth, like my mum's obsessed
with height.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
He's so tall, he's so short.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
That your mum was obsessed with teeth my great regret.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
She knew me when I had terrible teeth. She passed
away before she saw my good teeth.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Obviously that's her big regret too. She didn't need to
spend more years with her grandchildren or any of that.
It was the regret of she's looking down gain you know, Jonesy,
those teeth look good. It was interesting with the recent
series of White Lotus Amy Lou Wood, who's such a
spectacular looking woman, but she's got English teeth, and English
teeth don't exist anymore. You look at English Love Island contestants.
They've all got bright, white, perfect tombstone teeth.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Married at first sight, they all look the same.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
But we used to be able to tell English people
apart because they had regular.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Teeth, because they don't have fluoridization.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Well, I grew up without that in Brisbane as well.
But Amy Lee's teeth were slightly and she made her
so interesting looking, and yet America was fascinated only by
her teeth. She was mocked for her teeth on Saturday
Night Live, and she's ain't get over it. They're my teeth.
So there's a push to bring back real teeth. What
about this story, This is a story about well it's

(43:27):
it's weird. This is a new trend in Asia. Everyone
is you know, lots of people have had their ears
pinned back because they don't want sticky out ears.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
This now, let me pity.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
This is now a trend to push your ear forward
to give you an elf ear trend. I've seen some
confronting images. It looks like people are being crimped. Their
ears are being pushed forward and crimped. Anyway, here's an
influencer talking about that.

Speaker 18 (43:51):
This new beauty trend has been blowing up all over Asia.
It's making your ears stick out like an elfe and
apparently it makes you look a bit more like a
baby and more useful. So I got these alfi your
teeth to see if they're.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Really worth a height.

Speaker 18 (44:03):
So you first sanitize your ears so they're staying stick
this teeth behind your ears to make.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Them stand out.

Speaker 18 (44:08):
Honestly, I haven't thought aout how eight years slog until today,
and I feel like it definitely makes my face.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Look a bit shorter and rounder.

Speaker 18 (44:13):
At least, it's a fun, non permanent way to plead
with your love. Because some people do actually get.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
The loot for I imagine they're getting filler to make your
ears stick out, to make you look like an elf.
This is all that fairy porn, dragon porn stuff I've
been reading. People are now wanting to look like elves.
Not elves, what little elves? Well, let me tell you
this final one I saw, And this isn't a deliberate thing.
This is a warning to men, to gamers who are
spending hours upon hours upon hours with tight headsets. I'm

(44:41):
going to show you a picture. Look at the shape
of those heads.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
WHOA, so, what's happening.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
It's a full divot in the top of their head.
And it's not just a slight bump. These are board
men with a full divot. It looks like they've had
some terrible accident where a pole has gone through their heads.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Oh, we've been wearing headphones for many, many years and it's.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Not really tight and only for a couple of hours
a day, and we take them on and off. You
can put you could serve chips in your head if
this was you, that could be You've got your.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Own room for snacks. Yeah, that's good, so watch out
for that.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I'll put all these pictures on our socials so you
can check out what we're talking about, not in pleading,
Jonesy's jack O, Landing Teeth, i Ogteth, Jamacious.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
And Amanda's smile.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You could pass
if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to
that question of time permits. You got all the questions right.
You know you get one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
That's right. You can go with a thousand dollars. How
great would that?

Speaker 3 (45:43):
You can do it or you get doubled down.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
You can double down and double your money by answering
a bonus question, but it's double or enough.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
We've had mixed success over the last few weeks, good
and bad.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
How will it go for Jared in some Mary?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Hello, jaredre are you going very well?

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Thank you? All right, let's s if we get you
some money. Ten questions sixty seconds say pass if you're
not sure? Okay, sure, all right, Jared, here we go.
Question number one? What letter comes after F in the alphabet?
Question two? What's our news reader's first name? Question three?
And author Dante specializes in what question four? Who played

(46:23):
the lead in the original Footloose?

Speaker 15 (46:26):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Oh no, it was Kevin Bacon.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I was Presley, we gave you the benefit of the doubt.
I think you said g for the first one you did.
And also our newsreader's name is Helen. Helen's aremus I'm sorry,
Jared than thank you for playing.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
We appreciate he again?

Speaker 3 (46:45):
What am I chop liver?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Thank you? Jared podcast? Do you remember well?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
It was the day after September eleven and I had
had a newborn baby. It was my first week back
at work on the radio after my maternity leave, and
I'd seen the twin towers collapse the night before.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Are we at war going on?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I woke up the next morning, so I said, my
first week back at work, full of anxiety, leaving baby
at home, baby Liam, and needing to express milk throughout
the morning, all the rest of it. I put on
the closest thing I could find and put it on
as a T shirt that was on the floor, a
T shirt that I'd worn the week before that didn't
seem inappropriate, But that morning I went into work with
a T shirt that said Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society.

(47:32):
And it sounds amusing now, who would care? But that
was the worst possible thing I could wear to work.
That morning and I had done it unintentionally. It's like
me wearing was it yesterday or the day before? I
came to work with my Princess Diana pants on. I
didn't know was the anniversary of for passing? Do you
have any I've got some kind of durettes that.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Just makes me do this?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (47:54):
What do I do?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
But I've seen this story of this guy. This guy
has gone, well, have a listen to what he's wearing.
First of all, this is I'll let it play out
as I saw it on TikTok.

Speaker 16 (48:05):
What makes you think that was a good shirt to
wear to court? This as all you could find? This
the only shirt you had in your closet World's best farter.
That's great, No, it says, I can read it. I
see what it says at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Maybe he forgot where he was. He fell any court.

Speaker 16 (48:25):
You don't want to dress appropriately to fel any court,
and that's not appropriate.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
And he's got that old shirt. It says world's best
fighter across that father.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Yeah, but the big curly writing world's best fighter and
underneath almost just in texter, I mean father. Someone else
on the comments has said I had a client shop
to his dui driving under the influence, wearing a Corona
T shirt. I sent him to the toilet to turn
his shirt inside out?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Why would you?

Speaker 4 (48:48):
People are stupid, aren't they? What about this? One girl
has boasted a picture.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Of a nice family photo, she said, But looking closer
at it, she said, why did my dad wear this
to my eighth birthday party? He's wearing a T shirt.
It's got like a medical cross. It's red with a
white cross, and it says orgasm donor. So you first
look at it and you think organ donut. But she's
looking back now. This does a pot of her when

(49:14):
she was eight. He's looking back as an adult, going
why would you.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Wear that to kids?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
My brother used to wear this shirt all the time
and it was official Bikini Inspector and it had that
old joke very binoculars with two nipples in the middle,
Official Bikini Inspector in large writing.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
He was eleven years old and he'd wear it everywhere.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
And did no one say anything.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I just and there's pictures, family photos of all I
was gathered together at various functions, and he's wearing the
shirt and no one picked him up on it, And
I just got it's weird, and I think back, we
just a weir and went along with it.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Well, the chil's room is going to beat for this
tails of the T shirt.

Speaker 16 (49:51):
You're a fell any core. You need to address appropriately
to fell any.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Course, and that's not appropriate.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Every single caller who makes it to where he gets
a double pass of the monster jam right.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
That just excites me.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Give us a call Gemul discuss tails of the T shirt. Actually,
when my son went overseas for six weeks with his friends,
just bought trip around Europe. He came back three of
his friends Jack, Yeah, yeah, three of his friends just
came through immigration, easy peasy. Jack was another hour and
a half and when he came out, he was wearing
a T shirt that just had thumbs pointing at him.

(50:28):
They said, this guy needs a beer. Why would you
wear that when you're trying to suck up to officials
at an airport. You've been drinking on a plane for
thirty hours.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Why why the tribal dramas beating tails of the T shirt?

Speaker 10 (50:43):
As are you can find this the only shirt you
had in your closet.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Paul has joined us.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Hello Paul, what was the T shirt? And who wore it?

Speaker 12 (50:52):
Yeah, with a T shirt. My parents went to Europe
on holidays when I was a young teenager and they
came back with a T shirt for me that had
a picture of a snorting boar on it and the
caption read I'm a horny beast. Wish I don't. I
don't think my parents realized what it was. They just

(51:12):
thought it was a ball.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Did you wear it once?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
And how old were you?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Paul?

Speaker 10 (51:20):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (51:21):
Look, I would have been fifteen.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I think, oh what awful? Awful? Like my brother with
bikini official bikini in space?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Terrible?

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Are you seem to wear that with great pride? At
eleven years of age? Mad has joined Hello Mad?

Speaker 4 (51:34):
What was the T shirt? Hello?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I went to?

Speaker 11 (51:38):
Well?

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Actually, my older brother at my younger brother's.

Speaker 13 (51:40):
Wedding turned up in a fondie T shirt doing their
sums up, saying I fed your mother and spilt out
with full language as well.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
So was there trouble.

Speaker 13 (51:55):
The other the family? We're not very happy with my
brother turning up, and my mother said, we're kind of happy.
He just turned up and he's got some shoes on
and some newish clothes.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Somewhere we're sensing black sheep for the family.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Yeah, wedding photos must be hilarious.

Speaker 13 (52:13):
It's like it's like the what was the feuding family
the McCoy's Yes, And do.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
You think he went through a selection process or did
it just happen?

Speaker 4 (52:22):
I think do you think he saw that and said
that's perfect?

Speaker 13 (52:25):
He said, that's perfect.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
That's exactly what it was.

Speaker 13 (52:27):
But it's a nice shirt.

Speaker 9 (52:29):
It's a new shirty got those words, you know, no stain.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
That's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
That's that's nice black sheep.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
And then you got Matthew, the tolerant member of the family.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Oh, that's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Nathan has joined.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I know Nathan, the all mean funny enough. So if
I was the T shirt.

Speaker 12 (52:48):
I had a T shirt that I wore to my
uncle's dinner, not knowing he's religious, and I said, Captain,
come down here to save the world from ugly people.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
You know when you see those T shirts in balley
and things, when they're at shops, you think who would
buy it?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
It's Nathan.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Nathan. Remember the ear of all the weed shirts? I
had tons of weed.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
You did so unattractive.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
At our school. That was one of Hitler. I remember
Hitler standing in my plants grow this high ar and this.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Guy got a weed shirt that's a Hitler shirt.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
It's a weed shirt because you had the weed.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
You have Hitler on it, of course, but it was
here saying my plants grow this week.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
It's him being cute.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
You know you could do jokes about well, this is
what started this. This girl looking at him dad at
an eighth birthday party with a T shirt that says
orgasm donor God?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
What's wrong with people?

Speaker 7 (53:41):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
And Amanda is with great sadness that I announced this.
The tribal druma has been beating.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
This is on the strength of this man wearing the
world's best fart shirt to court. It's one of those
ones that's written in really ornate writing and a spot fart.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Up and the judge appreciated it.

Speaker 10 (54:09):
You think that was a good shirt to wear to court?

Speaker 16 (54:13):
As all you can find this the only shirt you
had in your closet World's best harder. That's great, No,
it says, I can read it. I see what it
says at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
And as the judge rightly says, you're fel any court.

Speaker 16 (54:28):
You need address appropriately to fell any court and that's
not appropriate.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I would imagine if I was going to a court,
i'd wear a nice suit. If I was going through customs,
I would wear something that wouldn't bring any attention to
be whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
About my son Jack, returning from six weeks in Europe,
drinking on a plane for thirty six hours on the
way home, gets held up at customs because he's wearing
a T shirt that says this guy needs a beer.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
That's I'm just pointing at him.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
The driver was beating tails of the T shirt.

Speaker 10 (54:54):
That's all you can find. This the only shirt you
had in your closet.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Nicole, our first female caller, tell us about the T shirt.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
I thank you, I will. So I started dating this
really lovely fellow and I invited him too a function
down in Kangaroo Valley. One of the surgeons from work
was retiring, and he said, is there anything in particular
he'd like me to wear? And I said, no, Look,
you always look really nice, and I should tell you
that I'm eight years older than him. So he turned
up to pick me up and he had a T
shirt on that said cougar hunter.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Oh did he do it to Razu? Was he actually
going to wear it.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
So we get all the way to Kangaroo Valley. We're
about to drive down this long driveway to this beautiful homestead,
and he said, I've got another shirt. I just wanted
to see her.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Here lit all together.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
I married him.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
That's a lovely story.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
This is great. Yes, thank you. Nicolelio was with us.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Hello Eleo. What was the T shirt?

Speaker 13 (55:52):
Bye?

Speaker 4 (55:52):
This was given to me break of the late seventy
early eighties, and it was a T shirt that was
written across the chest.

Speaker 10 (55:59):
I choked, Linda.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Lovelace, No, you had that T shirt?

Speaker 10 (56:06):
I had?

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I had at the time, no idea who she was.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
And my cousin came up and whispered in my ear
three year older.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
You'll find out were you wearing that T shirt as
a kid?

Speaker 5 (56:19):
I was like early teens, mid teen, mid.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
It's not up to us to explain.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Get google is Do you feel free to google away?

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Podcast the Travel Drama is beating tales of the T shirt.

Speaker 10 (56:38):
That's the only shirt you had in your closet.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
We've had some great stories thus far, and we're going
to get some more.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Jackie has joined us.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Hello Jackie, Hi, guys, what was the T shirt?

Speaker 7 (56:51):
I was thirteen years old.

Speaker 11 (56:52):
I was like, you know, just developing.

Speaker 18 (56:54):
My mother bought me a T shirt that said the
Itty BT T T Committee.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Your mother taught you that.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
My mother bought me that. She said she thought it
was funny.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Oh thirty is you especially on my side? Mom?

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Right?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
The sad parties too?

Speaker 12 (57:18):
That I actually wore it, and I just I think
I had no idea.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
I was just like, oh, yeah, yeah, maybe that's me,
so you wore it.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
There is no appropriate body shape at all that can
wear that T shirt. It's no appropriate person in the
world that could wear that unless you're a baby.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Maybe yeah, yeah, there's one, you know the ladies where
I saw one lady.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Wearing a bosomy top. I was at a motorcycle event
and it said eyes eyes up here, but they are
on her bosoms. Right. Do you see the diconomy?

Speaker 16 (57:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:48):
But I was reading the logo.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Yeah, you just wanted to support what maybe when.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Someone's got something written on them, you know. And now
I'm getting a bit more short sighted.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
You you thought it was in brain break out my
reading glasses.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Thank you, Jackie.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Jade, Hello Jade, what was the T shirt?

Speaker 14 (58:06):
So I'd been dating my boyfriend for about six months
and had met the parents to dinner, had a bit
too much wine, and stayed.

Speaker 13 (58:15):
There the night.

Speaker 14 (58:16):
And then the next morning I came out to have
breakfast with them all, and my now mother in law
looks at me and with the filthiest look and goes, oh,
that's nice, dear. And then I looked down at the
T shirt and let's just say it was Barbie with
let's call it milk dripping down her face, and the
shirt said my Barbie follows.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Where do people get these T shirts? Shirt? It's not
even a pun.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
That's not its direct Yeah, it was embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
No, they are reading the corn flakes and the grapefruit.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Who makes them? Who buys them?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Makes the shirts?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Had build He had one that said stand clear, erection
in progress and a lady complained about it, rang his boss.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Yeah, fascinating.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Thanks, thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Jem jam Na said, we're getting towards the end of
the year, although we've just started September. It's not panic,
but we have twenty thousand dollars to give away to
our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
What have we got today?

Speaker 5 (59:29):
What gets my girlies is the twigs who will queue
four deep for that one pump fuel pump on their
side of the car without realizing that the hose will
actually reach the other side of your car. Don't block
the driveway waiting for that pump, just park on the
other one and the hose will reach.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
True, it'd be surprised.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
It makes me anxious how father.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Hose comes out. There's a whole real thing.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Does it?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Because I'm always scared that I'll do that and it
won't reach and I'll look foolish.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Yeah, I ride my bike into the shop and pull
the whole thing in, so just to show how far
it can go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Okay, what else have we got?

Speaker 11 (01:00:05):
What gets my gulies is people keep saying Keev instead
of Kiev. Kiev is how it's pronounced as far as
I'm aware, and it just sounds weird.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
That gets mine Google.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I'm sorry to have to break the news to you,
but we were all pronouncing it incorrectly. Kiev is not
how it's actually pronounced. And since we've understood the nature
of that part of the world recently, we now know
do you do pronounce it ke Kiev?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
But if you're having a chicken Kiev you're not going
to call it chicken Kiev.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
No, I think you probably still a chicken Chicken Kiev.
But it's like Turkey. You don't actually pronounce it Turkey.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
I think it's just the kia Kia. I'm not saying that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Well, you don't have to say anything, Brendan. It's just
if you want to be when.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
People come back from Budapest, and that's how I've been
in Bushepest.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
But Kiev is different. When newsreaders and journalists to talk
about it, they are giving it a correct pronunciation.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Chicken Kiev can stay Kiev.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
You can do what you're like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
How good are those things? When was the last time.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Bubbling puss coming out of some chicken? But it may
as well be?

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Why am I she ruin everything I like? It's not
a hot bumpy pus.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
First of ever said you ever mentioned a chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I love Chicken Kiev and anyone that says anything bad
about them, I'll punch them right in the face Bobcati style.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
We should have a cooking show, shouldn't we?

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
What a great tree tod chicken jieves?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Oh no, I don't know how they make it, but
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It is Father's Day on Sunday. On Sunday. You're well
aware of that, aren't you.

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Well A man got roasted by a judge for attending
felony court wearing a really stupid T shirt.

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What makes you think that was a good shirt to
wear to court? Is as all you could find? This
the only shirt you had in your world's best harder.
That's great, No, it says, I can read it. I
see what it says at the bottom.

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The tribal drum was beating tales of the T shirt.

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My older brother my younger brother's wedding turned up in
a fondy T shirt doing the sums up saying I
f to your mother and spilt out with full language
as well.

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So was there trouble?

Speaker 13 (01:02:37):
Why the family we're not very happy with my brother
turning up, and my mother said, we're kind of happy.
Just turned up and he's got some shoes on and
some newish clothes.

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We had to give that to Matt from Croydon Park.

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What a story, What a story.

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Tomorrow we have tales of the black sheep of your family.

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We will be back again tomorrow.

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Again smart versus of course I forgot all.

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That's one. Last week I picked more winners than the
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Just goes to show.

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