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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Well,
Amanda's time for the podcast stand Back. Have a look
at it. What a great erection in radio broadcasting.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
All right, we talk about bald men. I saw an
opinion piece in the Sydney Morning Herald this morning. A
bald man who's a journalist was saying, how come people
can make jokes about my bald head? I can't make
jokes about people's weight, about their odor, about their ethnicity,
about their sexuality, saying nor would I want to. But
why is it people feel they can still make bald jokes?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
True, bald men jokes are the last thing we've got.
We can't do jokes about anyone anymore.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So you want to hold onto the bald job?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Really?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Because I worry about my ever expanding DP. That's Devin Patches.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I get older.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, you're like a cheer pet that's losing a little
bit of the grass seeds.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
What do you say?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Nothing? We go down to the Jones in a matter
of arms for the pub test, calling grown ups mister
well children pulling grown ups mister and misters are past
the pub when.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Your kids coming? Hey Jones, Yeah about lemonade.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I've never said that, and they are now in their twenties.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Hey Jonesy, Yeah, better VB.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
That's more like it.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
TikTok target today and I thought that this would be tread.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
We did cowboy, cereal, mince milk, and a whole lot
of other things. What did we think? Well, we're still burping.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
It's all coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
A miracle of recording. We have so many requests for
them to do it again. Mistress Amanda's Miss Amanda doesn't
work alone. Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Congratulations, murder. We're right now, Jersey and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
You're doing a great.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Job, a silky.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Good radio.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Sorry but it's a twist set shoot Timy.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
We're on the air all la signorita. Hello there, Mana.
How are you today?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
But how are you going?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I'm very very well.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I was Jack's bedroom upstairs. Jack and Liam don't live
at home anymore, and I've always got to, you know,
if they want to stay over and then I always say,
and this is your home. They come over all the time,
but you know they've got their own places.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
That rule applied to me as well.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
So if I'm a weary traveler and I can't get
home to my domicile, can I perhaps stay in your place?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
No, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
They're my son's Yeah, but you're not my child.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
But you act like you're always welcome to stay at
my place.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
They well, thank you, No, you can stay at my place.
But anyway, Jack's room, which is upstairs next to the bedroom,
my bedroom, I kind of I've decided to use it
as a little bit of an office because his school
desk and everything there. So I was making some business
phone calls yesterday. I'm a busy, busy business woman.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
That's right, because you've got a company.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Busy busy woman. Anyway, I hear this scratching noise in
the back of my chair. Turn around, cats scratching the chair.
I don't have a cat.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I don't have a cat.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
So and then I said, well, this is intriguing, really,
And then I went downstairs and cat's looking at spoon
on my kitchen bench. I don't have a cat. Here
you are it's the neighbor's cat, and I do like it.
And we've stopped the dog barking at it, and now
the dog customers around just makes strange whiny noises. But

(03:46):
the cat now has free rain range. What's the expression
over our home? And that's fair enough. Downstairs, it comes
and goes and wanders around it. I wasn't expecting it
upstairs scratching my furniture. That's weird. That's what cats do
in their own comfortable homes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, busy getting
a new cat.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, Now, I'm happy to be pet free.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I was around in my sister's place last weekend and
she's got this dog. It's a cattle dog whatever something,
and it just barks constantly, and my eyes started to
twitch after the barking.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
And they're trying to make speeches as my niece's twenty
first birthday, but the dog would be read. The dog
is revved up. Dog would be revved up.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
As a drop of parametric pressure, the car backfires in
three suburbs away. The dog goes off its head and
I just looked at her and I said, I'm so
glad we don't have a dog. And she even agreed
with me, She said, yeah, it's not for us.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
No, you didn't. You used to come into my house
with my previous dog. You'd call it Koujo, and you'd
see you. What are welcome for the slathering? You'd say,
and I'd say, why don't you go home? This dog
is a member of my family. You're not. Why don't
you abuse it at the front gates.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'd come to the gates of your house and the
dog would be through the through the door.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's its job, Brendan, that's its job. That was doing
it job. You don't like dogs, you claim it.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I do claim you do like dogs. I just don't
want to one. There's a world of difference.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
But listen how you winge about other people's No, I
love them.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I love those little due a little dice duck sound.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I'm all they're big.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You wouldn't like it because it's a digger. It's as needy.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
But I like dogs. I like other people's children. Oh
that's cute. I don't want another child, but I get it.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Okay. I'm not an andy dog person. I'm very good
with dogs.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Does your sister know you have these feelings about her?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, You've.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Made a plan.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I made it very clear. Don't bring that dog around
in my house. It's a nut and she brings it
around and it carries on like a nut. Everyone sits
there and spends all their time stressing.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
About the dog.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Well, I love our chats.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
It's seven years old, so it's still got a bit
to go as well. That's it.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's how it's going to be.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Well, it should have been calmed down by now.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, it should have been calmed down by now.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Well, don't get a cattle drop dog when you live
in the city. I would say, I think you can.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
That's Jonesy's hot Tip's hot tip actually.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Pat Shaw Today Wednesday, Tim Mention is going to be
joining us.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Jim Mentions joining us. TikTok Tucker is here. Lots of
stuff coming up today.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
And we can't do anything. Do we do the Magnificent seven?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Question number one? What movie has been described? Here? A
grandpa who hasn't moved in twenty years leaps out of
bed at the moment, Free Choco that is involved nation.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
We have for you the magnificent seven seven questions? Can
you go the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I will say, Jonesy, can you put the glue down
and not glue that cup for the duration of the
show today. It defocused you all day yesterday. Please don't
do it again today.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
This is the cup, our commemorative cup that I.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Smashed by accident. Yeah, we managed to get it back together.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
That's great. So please don't spend every day between now
and the end of our year together. Please don't.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I have four missing pieces.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
And I let it go today because you were so
distracted yesterday.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
And that piece there that's stuck in the bottom.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Leave it there, leave it there. Please don't do this.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
You know me. Once I start something, I'm on it.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, pretend you finished and let's just leave it.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's like when I opened the Karma Sutra, was it?
Let's get into the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Let's shall we?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Randy's an Ingelburn.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Hello, Randy, it works.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Hey, guys, doing very well?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Thank you. His question one? What movie is being described here?
A grandpa? Yep, let me just give the question for
people who are new and just need to hear the
joy of the question. A grandpa who hasn't moved in
twenty years leaps out of bed. The moment free chocolate
is involved. I mean, think of it. That's what he did.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
There's pretty much Brian with a bee or Ryan with
a bee was just h ruffing about Grandpa Joe.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Joe, so you're going to put your mic up, bro.

Speaker 8 (07:47):
He sat in his bed all that time, watching his
daughter slave away on hardly any money just to get
a loaf of bread. The free chocolate pops up and
he's like, all right, I'll do this so he could
get up and work. Not only that, he then goes
into the joint steals the fizzy lifting drink, that's true,
stealing from him, and then he encourages Charlie to steal
that everlasting God stop us to take him out of business.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yea to Slugsworth, Yeah, Grandpa Joe is not a good
role model.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
And he lay in bed all day in his pajamas.
In fact, he did own a suit.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, and that was a bit of upskirting when he
got out.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Of the beitch Do well, Randy, Yes, it is what
you want from the chocolate factory.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
About eighty percent of Sydney's drinking water comes from which
damn Randy.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
Oh man, you guys are killing me.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
O question two here what's going on?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Any dams, any any Sydney damns?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Name one, there's a few.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Sorry, I'm out, Randy.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I liked your accent, like the American accent.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Rob is in the Blue Mountain?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Hello Robhi, guys? Are you very well? Eighty percent roughly
of Sydney's drinking water comes from which dam I.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
War a gamber?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Ask me the damn levels language?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
What are the damn levels?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Damn you? Ninety six percent?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
We haven't had a lot of a lot of rain.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
It was at the Maniscus a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Was it is that in a suburb near here?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
There's nothing more satisfying, but damn niscus.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Let's play lyrical assassin, Rob.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
This is where we quote the lyrics from a song
and you have to guess where the song lyrics come from.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Do you want to do this, Rob?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I mean, Amanda, I should say, will you be better.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Than I'm going to read some lyrics? Rob, and you
have to tell me what the song is? Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
And I need you and I miss you? And now
I wonder if I could fall into the sky do
you think you would pass me by? It's tricky, I reckon,
of course, Rob, I can I can read it again?
Brian pressed the buzzer very early, but let me see
if I can do it for you again. And I

(09:58):
need you and I miss you, and now I wonder
if I could fall into the sky. Do you think
time would pass me by?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I'm sorry, No, that's a tuppy. Why don't you give
us a call? Play the Magnificent seven podcast, The Magnificent Seven.
Question three. It's lyrical assassin.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Kind of Phil in Kellyville, Hello, Phil.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Good morning, man morning, trying to say these.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Words to you. Phil, get ready, and I need you
and I miss you, and now I wonder if I
could fall into the sky. Do you think time would
pass me by? Do you know what the song would be?

Speaker 3 (10:38):
That's very sweet to come from me. It's a thousand
miles from Vanessa.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
It is no medium, no mess.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
You could do the violins. I'm sorry. Nice song.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Which member of the Rolling Stones Phil once claimed to
have snorted his father's ashes?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
This is multiple choice, but I reckon you could have
a crack ah.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Do you want the multiple choice?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Multiple choice? I'm guessing let's let's go with the Let's
go with Keith Richards was Keith Richards he did deny that.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
He said that he didn't do it, but then he
said he did so did he in his book?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
He said, our people say crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Cats say that I snorted my dad's ashes and I didn't.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
But then I thought I have a go and he did. Yeah,
and he did so he has so he has Okay.
Great question five the world of Keith.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
A nar wall is a species of whale with what
unique feature? What does a narwall have?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I feel sorry, we enjoyed it, Roberts and Peekhurst. Hi, Robert,
good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
How's it going very well? A nar wall is one
of the strangest creatures. It looks like a whale. It's
a species of whale. But it's got what unique feature?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Who have a task?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, it's got one long like spear coming out of it.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Schnat jewels Vern's twenty thousand leagues under the sea.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
They thought that the nar war was the thing that
was sinking all the bats, but it was Captain Nemo's
boat extracting revenge on the surface. People is a documentary,
Sorry to be quating old school last stuff from plas
true or false?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Iceland has no mosquitos? Robert?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Is that true? Or false.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
True.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
It is true. The country's rapid temperature changes in cold
climate prevent mosquito larvae from completing.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Their life site you'd think so.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Which Kardashian slash Jenna sister announced the launch of their
music career yesterday. I remember where I was when I
heard this information.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Oh, very true.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
She's got a makeup empire. I'll give you that, and
an undie empire. No, she's a makeup undis. No, this
is a different sister Kim. It's not Kim. She's the
unly one, like Spicycles. She's the under one.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
He's got the undi.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Hi, Sonya, good morning.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
How are you well.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Which Kardashian slash Jenna sister has announced the launch of
music career yesterday? She's already got a's. I think she's
one of the world's youngest billionaires because of her makeup
rang Which one is it? Kylie jarl jem What does
this music sound like?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Today?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I was trying to get hold of somebody.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
How many she's released it?

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Okay, Well it must be good then, because I remember
where I was yesterday.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
When I heard that she dropped the song.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I think it sounds a bit like niffleback.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I hope it does. Know I made that up.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
There should be a com like a collab Kylie back
would be good. Congratulations to Sonya, you've won the jam
packets all coming away a double pasty. Here you come again,
seeing laugh and celebrate Dolly Pardon at Theatre Royal, Sydney.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
That's closed eighteenth of October.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
By the way, one hundred and fifty dollars to spend
a rock solid restaurant delivering a delicious modern dining experience
and signature cocktails in the heart of the shire and.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Jon's in demandic cachricatures, feed the color in and some
started the pencils. Sonya, anything you'd like to.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Add, No, we have a great day and stay safe.
Thank you Sonya.

Speaker 9 (14:07):
Good and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Have we got to lay on in case Amanda sweat?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
And of course you remember where you were when Kylie
Jenner's new song Fourth Strike dropped.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I remember exactly where I was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Well, we just mentioned that she announced yesterday she is
embarking on a music career as well dropping some music.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Kylie leaves something for everyone else.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
What's it like? Oh, well, it's real. It's almost like
it hasn't been recorded. It's raw.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
It's a giant hole in the auto tune market there. Oh,
we need some more auto tune pixels. It's very very good.
And I remember where I was another song that I
love very dearly. In nineteen eighty three, I remember when
UB forty released their hit Red Red Wine.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
You of course know that a originally done by Neil Diamond,
and Neil.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Originally wrote the track expressing how he coaked with his
depressions through the abuse of alcohol. But UB forty put
him on the map. News on Neil Diamond, By the way,
did you see him recently? Because he's got Parkinson's.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I thought he had retired from performing.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
They got him up to sing Sweet Caroline.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh he's not too bad.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
It's all right.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Up until that manwell, and of course, of course I'm
much shaming him.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I think he did Okay, he's not Kylie Jenner.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I can't wait for you to be forty to color
this song.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
I'm looking forward to hearing you B Forty's Red Red Wine.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Gam I was reading an opinion piece in The Herald
this morning by journalist Chris Harrison, as a picture of
him with a baldhead, and this is what he's talking about.
People feel free to create all jokes, but he can't
make jokes about other people's appearances. It's quite interesting, actually,
he says. You know, he'll be sitting in a room
and the light in a meeting in the board during

(16:17):
the lights go off, and someone says, oh, there's enough
shine coming off your baldy over here in Ukrainians And
he lists six or seven bald jokes and he says, yes, yes, haha,
isn't it fanny, he said, bald jokes, I've heard them all.
But it's interesting, as he says, PC society is now
obsessed with inclusion. You can't make jokes about people's weight,

(16:40):
their gender, their race, their sexual orientation.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
All made this job hard, hasn't it? Some of the
good old days?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Well, he says, we are all about these days, respect
and all the stuff that we've tried not to make
jokes about. But baldness is still right for ridicule. It's interesting,
he said. The journey he went to going through hair
loss to be baled, he said, heir going bald was
worse than being baled, and no one would make a
joke about someone who's losing their hair.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
I know I don't think they would. I think the
jokes are, well, you've shaved your head or whatever, you're
fully bored. It looks like you've chosen it. Therefore there's
no feelings involved. You've chosen this somehow, He says. People
assume making fun of a bald guy is harmless, a
punchline with no real victim. They think baldness invites less
emotional vulnerability than a joke about weight or appearance. But

(17:33):
such assumptions ignore the deep personal impact that hair loss
can have on self esteem, on identity, perception of aging,
and virility. It's a double stand, as he said. He says,
I don't want to go back to saying, oh we
should you know we were two pc, he said. I
just want to point out the double snack it is.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's a concern as I get older, the DP the
Devin patch gets bigger.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
I've got a really thix.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, I've been lucky, but you know, as I get old,
on on my fifty eight to fifty seven, you know
it's not going to last there forever it might.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
My dad he had the same hair as me, and I.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Know that he had a slight DP up until he died,
and he had cancer, he had chemo and everything in
his hair still stayed in there. But it is a
concern when I talk to a lot of young guys
at building sites and stuff, and I'll talk about their hair,
and it really worries them that they're losing their head.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, pressure now on men with all the ads we have,
but the surgeries you can have, the cosmetic creams, you
can buy, all the yeah yeah kind of stuff. There's
a lot of pressure on them to make decisions about it.
But as he says, as Chris says in this article,
going bald was much harder than being born. So I
think there's a vulnerability around going board. But people feel

(18:46):
if you're fully baled, you've made a decision, therefore you're
invulnerable to the angst around it.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Jim Jeffries, the comedian, has made a lot about his
thinning hair and the various pills that he's taken to
keep a thick head of hair. And he was saying
that women can they can choose to wear wigs and
everyone thinks, oh, that's just a bit of fun.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
But a man puts on a wig and everyone.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, interesting, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, yeah, food for thought.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
That is food for thought.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Let's get on down to the jonesy de man arounds
for the pub test today.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Calling adults mister and missus. Does it pass the pub test? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Calling the parents of your friends mister and missus. How
do you feel about this? I came across this real yesterday.
Be prepared, Brandon. This one's going to irritate the hell
out of you. But it made me think, he listen, can.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
We stop hitting kids that calling adults mister or missus
or miss so and.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
So outside of school? Where I get it?

Speaker 9 (19:47):
But I'd say that can you stop teaching them that that.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Is like being respectful?

Speaker 9 (19:52):
Because like, isn't the more respectful thing to do to
just ask an adult what they would like to be called.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I love mum influences.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I know, I knew you'd want to groan at that,
but it does raise an interesting point. When we grew up,
all our parents' friends were mister and missus. Yeah. Now
I don't call them by their first names. I still
will say mister and missus, slattery, mister and missus, suitor.
They're all the mister and missus.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
And it's funny when you see a grown woman sixty
three years old say hello, missus.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
I wouldn't be able to do otherwise I gave for
a swim. Yeah, yeah, it's but my kid's friends. Well,
kids don't call adults anything for a while, you know,
it's Jack's mum, Liam's mum. Yeah, but I was never
Missus Keller or Missus Oliver. To them, was just Amanda.
There was, you know, a generational shift. Having said that,

(20:40):
I had my first child at thirty nine, and there's
about eight generations between me.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
And the kid. Still Lamanda, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Been out of shape by not being called mister Jones,
the young fellow next door, that young.

Speaker 10 (20:54):
Lucky heels and eight Jones, he's about I've done him
since a little kid, but he'd be what about about
eight or a locky And he's a cute kid, and
he's and I like him.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
He's you wanted to call you mister Jones.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I know, but I do remember I always have pause
for thought when I was young.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, we never called an adult by their first name,
radio name.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
We never Brenda. I wouldn't be worried about that either, but.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
We never called adults.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Does anyone do.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
That's why I'm wondering. That's why I thought, let's put
it to the pub text. Calling adults mister and missus?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Is it just old fashioned?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
But it is it old fashion? And in the States
they have sir and mam. So in Australia if someone
calls you mammy, go oh my god. But in America
that that's generic signs of respecting an elder. We don't
have those in America.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
When they do the yes sir, yes ma'am, that's that's
kind of cool. That's right.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
We don't have that here. We have no word for it.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
You just got sounds like you're standing with your band
saw or.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
What someone said to me the other day. You're Sandra
from Sunrise sixty minutes calling adults mister and missus. Does
it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Jam a great Jobjoy today Wednesday, the fifteenth of October.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
That means we have eight and a half weeks of
breakfast radio to go. Eight and a half week.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
We are moving to as you call them, the fruited plane.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
You premises we're going to.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Be doing a drive show next year when we come
back in January from three to six pm. And we've
been asking your help in what you'd like that show
to be. We want to drag you all kicking and
screaming and drifting with us too.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
We're going to be drifting. I like that. Like drift.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Well, it's kind of you know, it's a cruisy vibe
on a drive show.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
We're not cruisy.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, I want to be looser Goosia, don't you. I mean,
it's not as frenetic, So it's going to be. I'm
hoping listen to this music.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, a fruited plane.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's how it's going to be.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
It's a beautiful space, I tell you right now.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I might even sit on a bean bag, aren't you already?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Oh dear, there's a cream for that. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Anyway, last week we thought, why don't we I like
the idea of building a car from the chassis up,
create a new drive time radio show.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
You liked to build a bear?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah that's right. I don't know you put a little
vest on you, but dazzled's little ears.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
We had people ring up with their suggestions where it
all began.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
So when you get artists on it, I love hearing
where it all started from.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Job in a dumb driver and it's drive time.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Can't get rid of goolies and bring in something new.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Like what a bitch of an age put on a
statement called what I Live with?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Well, I think we should bring the Jones in Amanda's
arms to the whiteboard and make cocktail hour.

Speaker 9 (23:40):
Short jokes, non offensive. Laughter is the best medicine.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
And we put all of those ideas on balloons, and
then you threw darts at me, and then we had
to test road test which one worked and which one didn't,
and we did.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Laughter is the best minister medicine.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
You didn't laugh once and unequivocally it failed dismally, for
which I am glad.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
So no, it's gone. It's gone. So what we're going
to do again? Now on our socials? Come up with
your suggestion and after eight o'clock week and talk about it. Spitball.
Maybe tomorrow we can do you dot thing.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, okay, we're going to we're going to trial some
of the ideas. But please go to our socialst Jonesy
and Amanda, let us know what kind of segments you
think we should be doing. Jones Amanda Podcast. When God
I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Get right now, I'm taking plea go to your windows
open the stick your head on a jel.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Down to the Jonesy Demanda Arms for the pub test
today calling adults mister and missus?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I saw this bit of audio on a TikTok and
I know it will drive a lot of people crazy
because she's irritating. But what she says is interesting.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Can we stop hitting kids that calling adults mister or
missus or miss so and.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
So outside of school? Where I get it?

Speaker 5 (24:59):
But I'll say that can you stop teaching them that
that is like being respectful?

Speaker 9 (25:04):
Because like, isn't the more respectful thing to do to
just ask an adult what they would like to be called.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Also, in America, they have the generic terms of sir
and mam. We don't get if someone calls you ma'am,
you just excuse me.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
I love it, but we don't have that, yes sir, no, sir.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah, we don't have a generic term for a respectful
word for older people. When we grew up, we called
all our parents, all our friends parents mister and missus,
and to this day I still do. I like this
comment someone's made. I've had my thirty year anniversary a
couple of years ago. I saw my favorite teacher, mister McBride.
He said, I think you can call me Tim now.
I said, thanks, but the world would explode if.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I Yeah, exactly, and I feel that as well in
my life.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yes, I think we still but that the new generation
outside of school and the mister and missus, we don't
call older people mister and missus, and maybe should we.
What do you think calling adults that you know mister
and missus? Is it past the pub test?

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Definitely?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
My wife has a friend who her children. It was
always just such a feeling to that.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Well.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I definitely think even strangers.

Speaker 10 (26:19):
Definitely passed.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Definitely does anybody who studied languages has been overseas.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
You never use the polite pronoun unless somebody actually sees
you can use it to them.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Growing up, it was drummed into us to call an
older person mister and missus.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I still do to this day.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
There was no first name basis.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
It was a no no. So I say, bring back
the etiquette, just like a simple policeman. I thank you
so to me, she passed the pup dame, and you
call them whatever they want to be called. Some of
my mate's parents said, oh, cut the mister and missus
call them my first name. Sometimes I had a nickname
for him.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Other times I was walked your name, mums.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
There are you going?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's how I grew up.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, remember that you didn't know if the kid's surname.
So hey, missus Amanda, Yeah, Amanda, Amanda. Can I have
a tim Dan?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
And that's close enough.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Jamacious, Jonesy and a man during the morning on Gold
one oh one point seven.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Quick question, Brendan, how do you like your.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Eggs cooked unfertilized.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Well, that's not on my list.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Here you've said cork has ruined the joke.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, I know joke.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I like a runny egg, poachy, rung egg. Okay, well I'll.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Tell you a rungy egg. I'll tell you what that
means about the type of person you are.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Next, I know what sort of person you are, jamation.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
So scientists have conducted a study. They've spoken to over
eleven hundred people and they're a team of psychologists has
done that to link the kind of person you are
with the way you like your eggs. So, Brendan, you
said you liked poached eggs, Yes, ma'am. Well, they said
you're more likely to because I like poached eggs. You're

(27:59):
more likely to have at least two children, and you
have an older sibling, which you don't whether it's a
brother or a sister. So they're wrong about you. But
that's nailed me in time. I've got an older brother
and I have two children. I like poached eggs. If
you like boiled eggs, you're someone that's impulsive. I like
boiled eggs. You're impulsive, you're careless or simply disorganized. Women

(28:22):
prefer their eggs boiled compared to men fried eggs. You're
more likely to be a young man. If you like
Frida eggs. I know my kids they might Friday eg
I don't. You're the type of person that's more open
to try new things. You're curious, you're creative. You like
to imagine a lot. If you eat fried eggs, imagine,
I don't know what are you imagining? That you've got

(28:43):
some nice sauce for it. It indicates that you're from
a skilled working class and you probably have older siblings.
If you like omelets, you're well disciplined, you're organized, you're reliable,
you're and if you like to eat omelets, you're less
likely to get divorced. That's weird if you like scrambled eggs.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
No time for scrambled eggs. How come it seems lazier?
It seems like slop as well.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oh, slop on a piece of toast. You can't get
better than that juice, the egg juice. Yeah, that's nice.
You're more likely at a manager role at your job,
and you're working at a senior level if you like
scrambled eggs, and you might possibly have a mortgage. The
favorite this is the favorite type of egg for people
who are twenty to thirty nine years old. You're in
the drop zone to like scrambled eggs. Interesting, isn't it?

(29:27):
What about green eggs and ham or as you say,
I'd fertilized. I was going to end with that joke,
but you stole it right at the beginning, So we
can end it right here if you like.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
With you crankly folding up papers a quiet.

Speaker 9 (29:40):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Wow, Josie and Amanda, those are two great names.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I started off as a crisis and an attorney into opportunity.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Now it's become Christ's tunity.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's an ancient Chinese word I broke a cup, a
promotional cup of hours from Figs from an Easter showbag
long ago and speaks to of you and me on
a nice old tea cup.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
And I was holding my work passing it and the
other I.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Grabbed it in a hurry to get to the fun Factory,
and the cup fell on the ground and smashed to pieces.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
And you see this stuff as a sign, and I'm
quite anxious about it, and I said, don't be because
there's a Japanese art of kinsugi that hey pronounce it
where things are glued back. They use gold paint to
show where the cracks are because that's the imperfection of life,
is what makes life wonderful. And that you and I

(30:33):
our faces hadn't cracked, and so these you saw this
as an end of an era. Our Breakfast show is finishing,
but we're going to a drive show from three to
six and this is our new beginnings Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Cent A link that's shy and have a look. I've
put it back together.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Done a very good job, and I like it.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
And I'd like to give a shout out to the
glue people, the Shelley Super Glue people. I accused Super
glue be bit Frankenstein of being woke, and they didn't
make proper superglue anymore, because back in my day it
was great.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
You could glue your day. Your hands wuld still.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Be stuck to it. But now this is good. So
the front's really good.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
A little bit Frankenstein.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Well, I thought a cut and there's one piece stuck
in the bottom that I can't get out.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
It fell into and the super glue has okay, so
that's where it will stay.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Well, this is this is how it goes. But a
cup is for a breakfast show. We're going to be
doing a drive show, and the imagery for me is
more like cheese plate. So my craft, Brendan, I've made
it's from I got a pack of instant clay or
whatever it's called quick drying clay, and I've just rolled
it and rolled it again, put an edge around it,
and I've made a very rudimentary cheese plate that's been

(31:42):
drying overnight. Tomorrow I'm going to paint it.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I can't tell if a mentally deranged prisoner has made
it or a child.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Same same in the old days at school, this would
have been an ashtro that I've given to my mother
for Mother's Day. But anyway, I want paint that in
coming days because I think a cheese plate is perfect
merch for a drive show, Don't You.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Tim mentioned is one of our favorite people. He ran
actually or any socials. He ran a marathon on the weekend,
so I have to talk to him when he comes
and see if he's dragging his band aids around.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
He's got a new album called Tim mintionin Time Machine.
These are songs that he wrote in his twenties. You
remember when.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I was a young man.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
You're not going to mention a bad element.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
And that's when you're you're most prolific.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Is that, Tim Minchin? Or is that you in bad element?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Tell her to Lenda McCarty hang away from the drums
on it's hard to do that to sing.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, let's see if you can tell the difference between
that and some stuff on Tim Minchin's new album, He's
Not Perfect.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
This is my House.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Leaving a beautiful song.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
It's a nice song made of cracked sound, and he
can sing about anything.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
We bought it from a guy who bought it from
a guy who bought it from a guy.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
It works talking about Ruby. I love Ruby that.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Just oh, I get goose.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Bunks with his Really it's no lies.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
And we're very thankful for that. Tim is going to
be joining us next fous Well, we know our next
guest isn't one to sit still and thank goodness, because
the word without Tim Minchin isn't worth living in the
musical Mastermind has released a new album called Tim mintionin
Time Machine. I think he's missed an opportunity, Tim Mintioned
Tim Machine would have been better.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
You're a genius.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Thank you. And also he's about to go on tour
and he's recently well, just turned fifty last week and
has run a marathon. The smell of Denker rub is
thick in the air. Tim mintionin Hello, It's.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Good to see you, bro.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
This is the time when you're about to turn fifty,
as when you start doing marathons because or you.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Do Kakoda w ever read Life Christ.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Once you get over fifty, then you go into that
zone where you just dropped dead for no reason. Yeah
that's what happened, And they say, what happened to it?
I just died and no one has any didn't have
cancer and he just died.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Just yeah, I don't mind that.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
I actually was discussing that yesterday with my wife. I'm like,
if I dropped head from now on, it'll be incredibly disappointing,
but I won't be like, oh, I should have should
have spent my time better, Like I've had a crack,
you know, in the last little.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
While, and speak of having a crack. Tell us how
the marathon went, I was great. I are you a
constant marathon runner?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
No, I've never done a marathon.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
I did a half marathon about fifteen years ago and
loved it, but thought I probably I love running. I've
run since I was a teenager. I just by myself, though,
you know, everyone told me at the marathon on the
weekend that running sort of exploded as a thing and
everyone's doing it now, and I sort of had missed that.
I've just been trotting around Centennial gardens, you know, for
years and years, and.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, it was the only one.

Speaker 7 (35:00):
I thought i'd have a go. Yeah, I thought it
was my I thought I'd made me. Yeah, I'm going
to run anyway I had. I went down to Melbourne
and ran it and raised a bunch of money for
Beyond Blue because I didn't like sixty three thousand. Yeah,
well this is the amazing thing. I mean, social media
is such a horror show these days. But because I
was quite early on social media and have all these followers,

(35:21):
if I go I'm running a marathon, it doesn't take
a huge percentage of them to contribute to get good numbers.
So I'm super proud and pleased with my followers.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Away from your philanthropic endeavors from running to raising money.
Tim mentioned time machine, So these are songs that you
wrote when you're in your twenties.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, we beg the question.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
And I've often thought this of musicians is that when
you're you're most prolific.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
You look at the Beatles of Rolling Stones.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Mick Jagger was twenty seven when he wrote Symphony for
Sympathy for the Devil.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
I know, the Beatles wrote everything before they turn thirty.
It's just completely bonkers. I compared myself to the Stones
and the Beatles. Yeah, I had a really prolific time
before things started going in a couple of years before
two thousand and five, which is when things kicked off
for me as a comedian. A lot and some of

(36:10):
that stuff's good, And because the stuff I wrote in
the first five years of the twenty first century was
not seen or heard because I wasn't No, I didn't
have an audience yet. They've just sat there a lot
of those songs, and I thought I might as well
put them out, So I didn't intend to make a
big fuss of it.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
But then my record company heard the songs and went,
we should, we should.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
This is an album let's get behind.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Have you re recorded them?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:32):
Yeah, completely new recordings, quite live recordings, all done in
a five day period in a studio and.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Not massively altered. But I've never properly recorded these songs.
When you look back at your young twenties self, is
he still really close to the surface to you? Can
you see how you've changed? How do you feel about that?
I feel that my daggy teenage self is still so
close to this, right, Yeah, I feel that about you.

(37:04):
I feel a bit of both.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Sometimes I look at my songs and I think, oh,
you were doing all right back. But he feels like
a stranger to me. Yeah, especially in my childhood in
a way that I don't. I don't have a contempt
for old me. I just sort of think a lot
of things have changed, and I've had to change with him.
You know, I think I write differently now, I approach

(37:25):
the world differently now, but I feel continuity and the
type of brain I have, I still have a The
way I view the world is very much born of
the sort of brain you're given. I think everyone's like
that first, or the songs first, what's I'm pretty I
tend to find a lyric idea or a hook that
I think that's a good idea for a song, and
then it grows outwards in both directions. Yeah, but usually

(37:47):
it comes from a conceptual idea, not a musical idea,
but not always sometimes.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Because Jonesy was a musician when he was younger. Now,
I just heard some that drum fell Well, pretty much
it's hard. It's also I know.

Speaker 7 (37:59):
You you made it clear in that recording that it
is hard to think and.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Draft paerfect example for how hard it is. And mos
Phil Collins. But when he did his the Air tonight,
that poor guy.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
The guitarist or the bass player or just a lead
see they don't do anything they off.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
Yeah, it's absolutely, it's difficult.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
It's difficult.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Although the lyrics, no lies you're telling me what to do,
No lies, you're telling me what to be no lies.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
I'm going to see this through. I love it doesn't
really make really it's strong.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
It makes more sense than most of the stuff people.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Right.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
So this is prou I'm getting praised for and Tim
he knows stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
He's going to Well you have to pay Jones if
you want to make that part of your show.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Sure, sure, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Tim suddenly lost all my details memories writing on an
nexsheld to keep it safe.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
The new album, Tim mentioned time Machine.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Tim Machine, Yeah do it?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
What would you rather no lies on tour with you
or Amanda's pun humor.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
I don't know, man, I'm going to have to spend
some time running away thinking about Tim.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
It's always great to talk to you. Thank you for
coming in, no worries.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Yeah, thanks for having me come to I'm touring. It's
there's still they're still tickets.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Tickets right now? Wait? Tim mentioned thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Cheers podcast.

Speaker 9 (39:18):
Instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
It's time ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You
could passed if you don't know an.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Answer will come back to that question of time permits
you get all the questions right, Boom, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
In CATAI we find Zach. Oh, Zach, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Are you feeling fruity and confident?

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Um?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Cool, yes, with a question sounds fruity and confident. Zach.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
All right, I'm looking at the questions. There are ten
of them here. You've got sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
as Josie said, say passed, we might have time to
come back. Okay, all right, all right, Zach, good luck
because he comes. Question number one. What Brandon's slogan is?

Speaker 7 (40:05):
Just do it?

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Question two? What's the tallest mountain in the.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
World man Neverest?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Question three, finish this saying break a leg. Question four.
The sternum is found in which part of the body?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Question five? Cottage, mansion and duplex.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Types of what like houses?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Question six, excluding jokers, how many cards are in a
standard deck?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Fifty one?

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Oh, fifty two? Pickup and someone is in the jokers?
How many does the jokers make? Then fifty four? Thank you,
I'm bad with cards. I don't know. And sunday because
fifty two pickup? No, So you do it, Zach. It's
fifty so well, zach.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Oh no, thank you though, thank you for coming on mate,
Thank you you are fruity and confident and rightly so.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (41:03):
Gam do you start what you do?

Speaker 6 (41:07):
Did you do it?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Fancy the moldy bacteria invested slab of meat result.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
I would say that to my dog, TikTok tacker. We
make food from TikTok and eat it.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Today's do you like cereal?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I do? I love cereal?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Do you like cowboys?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
I do?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Would you like to answer? You know cowboys?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Or what the NRL side or the either?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
What we decided. Look, this is a thing that I've
seen a number of times. It's called cowboy cereal. It
involves milk and cinnamon and maple syrup and all those
yummy things in his cereal. It also involves mints. It
involves meat.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
So what we do.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
The first thing we do is we crack an egg
into I've put some shell in there. Bad lucks. Well,
look it doesn't matter. By the time all that's in there,
you won't even notice. I've got gloves on, and what
I'm doing. I've got my driving gloves. What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I'm just getting a bit of microphone actions.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Okay, I'm mixing the egg. You have two hundred grams
of mince once that would you agree that that's mixed
in with like a bit more Brendan to your liking?
Happy with the mincing, Happy.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
With you know?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I love a good mincing.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I just remember my west had a minsa when we
grew up.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
What was his name? And your mum used to strap
it to the kitchen pitch, Yeah she did.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
And I come home from school and there'd be a
minster on the on the back.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
And then would she get a block of rump and
she'd put it in the.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Minsa, Yes, she would brendan.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
And then what would you do to stand this?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
They would, Well, you wouldn't buy mince of the butcher.
You had to mince your own. Those were the those
was those was hows I grew up and here I
am making cowboys cereal on the radio. So you don't
want these to you don't want these to be big
meat balls. You don't want that they're to be rolled
up like the size of I reckon a cherry or
a marble.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
So have a look.

Speaker 9 (43:03):
This is this.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
I'm going to get a whole stack of these. Talk
a bit Brendan because I've got to roll a few. Okay,
A man, I hate drug humor because I don't like drugs.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Okay, you've just been pushing suit.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Fits you gave You gave him a suit of fit because.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
He was he was.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
He's got these sinus and I've got the old school
pseudo everagery.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
None of that fell doesn't work. By the way, don't
waste your time.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
He took it with a coffee. So if you see
him today, maybe a little wine will be running home. Okay, So,
how this is enough? What do you think on a
few more?

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Well, you're going to make a bowl of cereals.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
We're going to make a bowl of virus.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
You keep doing that.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
What I'm doing is what I'm doing here is I'm
rolling these little balls. I'm gonna put them in the
air fryer, and once they're cooked, there's a few other
steps that are involved before we add our meal.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
You keep rolling.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Okay, we'll go.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
To our ad break and then we can have you
placing them in the air frayer, fry out of the
ad Brak.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Well, I'm thrilled to hear it.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
I love on the same page.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yes, Jonesy and Amanda Podcast Jonesy and Amanda in the
Morning on Gold one one seven.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Hello, if you've just joined us, we are into TikTok
because it's Wednesday and today we're making cowboys cereal.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
So what I've done is I've cracked an egg into
some mints. I've rolled them into small balls about the
size of marbles. I'm going to put these into the
air fryer. What happens after this? Let me just put
the last no need to play.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
When I was moment silence for the last air fry
I wish about a bash to death.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
All right, take gloves off, you put them in right?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
How long do we put that on for?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Mom About ten minutes?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
You just switched it off? How about that?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Is that on?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Switched the timer? Yeah, so there were it says time
just pressed that. I pressed it. Okay, we'll put two
fresches on.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
The lights flashing.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
You're doing something I can tell you.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Podcast eight and a half weeks to go of our
breakfast show as we know it. Don't be alarmed, don't
load up the with angry people storming the building.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
We are just going relocating to a new time slot.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Six three to six, three to six. If you wonder
what the noise is By the way, our small balls
are in the air fryer.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
It's a metaphor for our show, isn't it? Yes, TikTok taker,
is that coming with us to the fruited planes?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I know I'd like it to.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
We are building a new radio show. What we know
you me, We're going the.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Show will be national across the fruited planes. I will
be going able to w A up to NT down
to taz Mania.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
You'll have to learn to pronounce the states before we do.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
What I was just saying, like Taz, like NT w
A s A, you know, any taz task. Well, all
of that. I'm happy for that because this is my dream.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I always wanted to, you know, straddle the whole country
as a radio show, and I think our radio show
can do it.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
But what are we taking along with this?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Well, this is what we've asked you to help us with.
I have suggested it's like builder Bear, We're going to
build it together. We've asked you for your suggestions, and
what we did last week was we put those suggestions
on balloons, attached them to Jonesy, and I threw darts
at him and the one that landed on was.

Speaker 9 (46:24):
This jokes non offense the best medicine.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
So we rode tested that the following day and people
rang up with the worst jokes in history, and we
all agreed that it was a major fail.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
But you guys have gone to our socials too, there's
some really great ideas. What about this? This is from
Dwayne an apology segment. You phone in and have jones
in a man to contact someone you need to apologize to,
maybe forgot their birthday or many years ago you were
at fault with something in the fifth grade. You need
to own up and apologize. We call on their behalf
and apologize.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Who's sorry?

Speaker 7 (46:57):
Now? I like that?

Speaker 1 (46:58):
How about this one? This is from Jack, not my
son Jack, Amanda's life lesson. Amanda gives us a life's
lesson life lesson.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
We need to know about lice?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Where is the suburb? This is from Noline. Give some
facts on a suburb that can be any where. People
have to call in a guess and that's right, and
we say there's a spotlight nearby. What a shame it
was in westerns.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Someone's from Tom Price. That's not going to help.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
This is from Shannon. What is Sydney Sweeney doing this
week that is as You would love this one, Jones.
This is from Charles Kids car karaoke audition on the
way home from school. You'd love it. Someone has said
favorite serial killer segment. K This is from that Impersonations

(47:46):
are always funny. Try your luck with celebrities or politicians.
Who do you do?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Everyone does impersonations. This is the stuff you should be
bringing to the table. You do it impersonation.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
How about this one?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Do an impersonation?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Build this one? This is from Kate keeping up with
the Conspiracies. I like that one, the Daily Conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
We can get the cookers on board.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
That's good for the people that live in Lightning Ridge,
all of these where they live and live there.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
You would love this one, Brendan Random acts of Kindness.
People call in and tell us what they've witnessed, what
they were the recipient of of all of these. One
of these is going to go on to a balloon
and tomorrow it may end up being a segment. Which
one do you want?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
I think it's time.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Can't be Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
What's Sydney Sweeney up to?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Now?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Well, you know very well, because you've got that ankle
at link to that, and you've got tasered last time
you checked it out.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
At least we're linked. I have a great idea, and
I think it's it always works. Who do you do? People?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
It's the world's oldest radio segment, am I? Ben Chiffley?
Come on, that's how far back this garbage.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I could do in pressures? I do impressions, you do impressions.
We can do it, all right, all right, I do it, Patrollas.
Let's get those fights here.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
James Wright. Hi, see that's as old as Ben Schiffley.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I can. Let's do it.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
We put that on the bloe right, impersonations.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
We'll test you.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
We'll test who do you do tomorrow? Only gets popped,
only with all the other dumb ideas.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
It's going to be on a balloon number. If that
balloon gets popped, that's what we do.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Well done. I will have that for you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
In the meantime, speaking of well done, meat it is,
let me have a look at how our meatballs are going.
After the meatballs have been cooked, some unusual things happen
to them.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Podcast Chelsey and while we're in the kitchen at the
moment and today we're making Cowboys.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Cereal for TikTok Tucker.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
And what we've done so far added some mince to
an egg and winched it into tiny little meatballs, probably
the size of marbles or cherries. Would you say, Brendan,
that's normal if you like tiny meatballs. What happens now?
This is what makes it cereal? We now sweeten it up,
so it says here we drizzle over some maple syrup,
which I'm doing here, yep, drizzle, drizzle. I now add

(50:13):
a tablespoon. Let me have a look here, a tablespoon
of coco.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
How much coco or cocoa?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Who says cocoa? Some people I've never heard anyone say cocoa,
brown sugar. And then some salt say brew.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Okay, just drop that there?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Why, I say, what, don't you piss off? So anyway,
we mix all of that together.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Good.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
So what's going to happen here is there are three
bowls there. Yep, oh, everything's for well, you munched that
in together. Yeah. But what I'm going to do now
is I'm going to put this into three bowls. The
last ingredient that we put in there before we eat
is milk.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Okay, well before you get the milk us out and
we'll eat.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
You have the humor of a fifty eight year old man.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
And it's discussed pretty good Cowboy Cereal coming up next on.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
Gold Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Started that you do it.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
There's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat
fall off.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
I would say that to my dog, TikTok Tager.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Today it's Cowboy meat balls, Carow Cowboy cereal. It's called
so these tiny balls, the Cowboy tiny balls that are
mince and egg. And I've gone to the air fryer
to that. I've added cocoa or cocoa as Brendan likes
to say, maple syrup, salt, and brown sugar. Now the
cereal bit comes in because we're going to add milk

(51:46):
to put milk on it. Yeah, that's how it becomes
a cereal.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
It looks like giant cocoa pops.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Let's see if it tastes like giant cocoa pops with
added protein. All right, Brian, there's yours, lucky Brian, and
then Brendan, here's yours like, and.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Now careful passing milk.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
I've past lots of things over it. When I say three,
you have to get a full meat ball, and you
have to get milk. I have to get milk. One, two, three, God, wow,
I like it.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
That's weird.

Speaker 9 (52:22):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
That's weird. That is weird.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I had a sneaky taste of just the meatball with
all that sugary stuff on it, and it wasn't great.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
But you add milk to it, Yeah, that is very
not I'm going back for mos.

Speaker 8 (52:37):
I'm getting so many different flavors.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Speaker 8 (52:42):
Well, first I tasted coffee.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yeah, I don't know why.

Speaker 9 (52:45):
But then.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
He's right, I like it. I'm go have another mouthful.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
I'm going back for mosselkness. I said that three times
because no one heard it, and now I'm joking.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Now the universe is trying to kill you.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
It's worth trying. Started you.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Fancy the mold, bacteria infested slab of meat off.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I would say that's my job.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
If you're a cowboy and about to go out and
work in the fields and cowboyish things, that would be
a really good proteiny breakfast.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Okay, what thank you are?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
You're welcome. It's choking by making some joke about sultanas.
The recipe for this will.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Be on Breakback Mountain. I chose not to.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Jam Nation twentys for our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
What have we got today?

Speaker 5 (53:50):
The other day, guys, you were having a discussion about
the muffin Man, and then you started talking about this
little piggy that went to market and this little piggy
that stayed home and Amanda, you then mentioned about how
you always thought the little piggy that went to market
was having a grand old day out shopping. Well, you
know what, until that time, I thought the exact same thing.
I thought they were having a wonderful day shopping.

Speaker 9 (54:11):
But then I realized who went to market?

Speaker 1 (54:14):
How stupid do I feel?

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Fifty nine year old that just realized this little pee
went to market?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
True, little pea, he's going to Abati?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Yeah, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Sorry, kids don't know about the one eating roast beef.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
What about the one that goes we wi wi all
the way home? Don't want that one either, now I
think about it.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Only we had more time with about him, with the
good If you did, dobt, you're going to waste. Contact
us via the iHeartRadio app. It is seven to nine.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
A fall that email a Facebook friend whins an iconic
city harbor bridge climb for two breathtaking views, unforgettable moments
and great deals of bridge climb.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Today is the day to be doing it, I'll tell
you right now.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
As we head off to the fruited plains of the
Promised Land next year, we're asking you what we should
take to our new drive term time show. This is
a big deal in my radio career. I always wanted
to host a national radio show, and here it is.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
We'll be on Happening from three to six, and we'd
like you to help us construct what you'd like to
see in the show. We've got some great ideas, but
you've insisted that man of the match.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Well, if you could insist last week that we have
in offensive jokes I didn't see After is the best medicine.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I threw a dart at you. You had numbers on
balloons and the dark Corresponding with that, you've chosen to
put NAT's suggestion on.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
A balloon, which Nat with an end, not with a G.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Gat impersonations are always funny, she said. You can try
your luck with celebrities. What do you do never funny
and I always hate Donald Duck.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
We've got a big weekend on Sydney Weekend. I'm gonna
eat a big foosh.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Your impersonations for people who no longer work in the media.
I'll do my Ben Chiffley and see how we go.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
How does Ben Jeffery got.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
See? No one knows because it's so old.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
That's dead on.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
That's enough, all right, Well one of those. We're going
to put the numbers on balloons again. I'm going to
throw it at you and see how we go.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
This is happening tomorrow in the meantime, what's happening now?
He go do it? He going pressive pressure?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Do you want to have a show on the beach
with Jimmy Barnes? That's why he doesn't much better than
than me, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Once in a loftime Holiday with Barnesy and Bali more.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Dates after night and moving back from six to night
for jam to see you.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Then good day to you.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Good bite wipe the two.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
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Speaker 9 (56:52):
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