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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well
it's time for our podcast, Frendy.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
We've got a lot to talk about. Cooper Lawrence joined
us today. She's our US correspondent. A judge has ruled
on something to do with the Blake Lively justin Boldoni case.
I'm confused as to where we are and what this
means and is it over?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
She'll talk us through it talking on the telephone. Does
it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
TikTok tucker. Something that could have been hideous and wasn't.
What a surprise.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And as we head into the fruited plains of drivetime
radio next year, your ideas have been coming in.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
None of them are any good. You've heard a lot
of napap from Brendan Jones. What will we get today?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Enjoy the podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
The miracle of recording. We have so many requests for
them to do it again. Mistress Amanda's miss killer. Amanda
doesn't work alone. Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I've been doing a legendary part Jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Congratulations murder. We're onadio right now, Josey and Amanda. You're
doing a great job.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Silk good radio.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Sorry, but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda's
shoot time.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
We're on there. Good morning everybody. Hello Amanda, how are you?
I'm very well. Have you survived Melbourne Cup?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I survived Melbourne and the Spring Dance with a big dance.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's big dance. Have a look at yourself. How'd you go?
Did you you got on the punt?

Speaker 4 (01:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Well, my you know, I don't have much interest in
these things. My son was at Randwick and he phoned
me and he had his son Jack o' liam. Who
do you think? Of course? He won eight hundred dollars
and I'd asked him to put fifty dollars on the
favorite ol riffer and I said, and he said, I've
put your money on. I said, when that? When's that
being run? He said, it's over, it's done, it's done,

(02:20):
And I said, who won? And he set up yours?
Don't think your pardon excuse me half yours. It was
that kind of conversation. I only half heard it. Yeah,
our riffer.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I put all my sports back money on our riffer
and unfortunately it's still running as we speak.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeh came in seventh. It was supposed to be a
favorite well Jack who had read all the form guide
and all this sort of stuff, and also as he
knew that it had won the Corfield Cup. But what
a great win for Jamie Mellen female ten years to
the race from when Michelle Michelle Payne the other female.
But this is a first.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Do you remember Prince ap Penn's hands.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I won fifteen hundred bucks on that well that years
ago and I just plucked a little bit of a
ruffie on there and I forgot what I put on it,
but I remember winning fifteen hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Bars on you. But this is the first time a
female jockey has won the Corefield Cup and the Melbourne
Cup and it was lovely. She dedicated the Melbourne Cup
to her late grandfather, passed away in recent weeks. The
last race he saw her race was when she won
the Corefield Cup. So there was some really an Australian
trained horse that's pretty rare these days.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
As much I bet that was a big syndicate.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
We're talking about syndicates yesterday. There's a whole bunch of
people that's a successful syndiction that costs the horse. The
horse costs three hundred thousand dollars. Is that not much?
I don't know. I'm not much of a horse racing perv.
And if it's going to win Melbourne Cup, that's a
very good Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I do know mates that are putting money on horses
that have cost like forty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, I think geez, they're not in it for the winnings,
they're in it for the fun. Yeah, you go along
to the race. Yeah, that's right. Well, we had our
reverse sweep yesterday, so I'm not a reverse sweep us sweep.
So it was Carol who got first prize, which is
an overnight state the Grace Hotel, Karl Enjoy that the
Heart of the Sydneys, Leave the kids at Home. Carol
Our second prize, Goody two Shoes, went to Bridget two

(04:07):
hundred dollars to spend at Bay Visitors Bar, Lovely Home.
And third place the prize winner I was Middle Earth.
Jenny won that. That's a copy of Pump Up the
Jam with the kids at Home and you're reading that book,
our book celebrating our twenty years on the wireless. Last
place was Bukaroo. Andrew from Moragamba gets a bag of carrots.

(04:28):
Leave the kids at home and you're reading those carrots.
There you go Action back show Today. It's Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
That means we're going to be road testing a few
ideas again for us going to the Fruit of Plain
next year.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Also speaking of road testing, TikTok Tucker. What recipe from
TikTok we'll be making today And we can't do anything
until we do the magnificent seven if we are question
number one, she says, rifling for a piece of paper
which large cat am Man shares its name with one
of the world's best golfers, gam Nation. I feel the
need the need for speed.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Gold one of one point seven. Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda,
thanks to mo Joe Homes. Sunny twenty six degrees in
the city, twenty eight in.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Our west right now it's fourteenth degrees. Sorry on my
if I quote from top Gun, really feel free? Any others?
You got any others? What from top Gun? Yeah? Negative
ghost writer? The pattern is full. Your ego is writing
checks you. What's the other one? It was a big

(05:27):
volleyball sliding off each other one.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, that gay volleyball thing.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
You didn't like that, so I didn't care for that
so much. They replicated that in the new one, didn't they?
But Maverick did Maverick join in or was he just watching?

Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
He kind of joined, but he was watching.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
But they played footy on the they.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Played you know, erotic was Home? I erotic as the
Marti gras.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
It was great. It's a great movie.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
There's nothing wrong with the Home.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
There's nothing wrong with wrong with nothing. I have no
beef with that.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Look at Prince William he's doing it in reality.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I saw, you know, in the light of artists formerly
known as Prince Andrew and all that they're trying. They're
trying to look over here at the good things we're doing.
Or old Williams turning himself out playing beach voice. Hey William,
can you take your shirt on?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Can Homer erotica?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
We do what you can, remaining royals do what you can.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
We have the magnificent seven seven questions. Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
If you do that, Amanda will say nothing wrong with
being Homer or nothing wrong with it at all. Question
one is going to Rachel and shell cove holor Rachel,
good morning the Amanda Rachel, which large cat yeah, shares
its name with one of the world's best golfers.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Tiger Woods, Gumbars, Cooper Troopers and shy guys are enemies
in which gaming franchise?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Rachel gone to my head. I wouldn't be able to
answer this. How are you going with this? Rachel?

Speaker 7 (06:50):
Are good things yet? No idea on that one.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Sorry, Rachel. Let's go to Wilton and we find Alicia. Hi, Alicia,
good morning you too?

Speaker 8 (06:59):
How are you very well?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I never thought I'd say these words in a sentence, Goombers,
Cooper Troopers say that shy guys enemies in which gaming franchise?

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Not a single clu I don't know make up?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Okay, all right, Look that's all we have there. There
you go. I I know when I'm looking at the
answer here, I know of the franchise, of course, that
I wouldn't have had any idea of those things. Did
they get up to volleyball these characters. Maybe they should have,
and then i'd know about them.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Homo eroticism, yes, but volleyball no. Sam podcast The Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Where are we at? Willis? We're only at question number two,
which is my way of saying, quick sticks. It's going
to Sam in Cobbedy, Hello, Sam, good morning, very well,
Gombas Cooper Troopers, shy guys, their enemies? In which gaming franchise?

Speaker 9 (07:53):
Super Mario?

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Let's play sing it back to.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
When the music stops, you have to sing the next line, Sam,
here we go go. Just put your arms on me,
Put your arms on me.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
No, no, walk the Moon. Weren't saying that. Jody's in Newcastle?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Hello, Jody? Hello, I call them walk the Moon or
I can't believe it's not Shepherd? Does sound like Shepherd?
All right, here we go. When Walk the Moon stops singing,
it's your turn.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
Here we go go, she said, shut up beds with me.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I love that. The next question he is multiple choice.
Arnold Schwarzenegger moved to America in nineteen sixty eight from
one other country? Was it a Austria be Germany or
see Switzerland Austria Austria? Can we play Arnold's swinging swing singing?
Leessa Carl very disturbing?

Speaker 10 (09:04):
Have a listen making the way downtown walking paste.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
A lot to answer for. People say AI is bad,
I say no. In slang, what does it mean if
you're a loose unit? Jody?

Speaker 7 (09:23):
I you're crazy kind of is?

Speaker 11 (09:27):
You know?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's I feel we need a little bit more that Jody.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
She's a real loose unit.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I think she's close enough. No, Martin's Inville, Martin, what
do you mean if you're a loose unit? A bit eccentric?
See Brendan, you've stuffed yourself into a corner. These are
all words that do describe it. What we're happening, what's
happening here. This is how a loose unit. You would
be a loose unit because you would accept those answers.

(09:55):
Jackie is in Campbelltown, Jackie, what's a loose unit?

Speaker 9 (09:59):
Good morning, guys.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
It's when someone's unpredictable.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, we would accept it. Uncou's unreliable and unpredictable. What
do Americans call hot chips? Jackie Fries? Question seven? Who
has been named the sexiest man of the year. I'll
give you a clue, Jackie. It's not me just to
get you off the table. Jonathan Bailey Jonathan Bayle, Star

(10:24):
of Bridgeton's, Star of Wicked, Handsome lovely, georgeous, who's he
married to? Who's he with? Actually he's openly homosexual. He's
gay here, right? Is that at first in the world
because usually no, it's not the first gay man in
the world, No, first to be named the most sexy.
Well probably the first openly gay sexiest man alive. But

(10:46):
he's lovely.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Rock had someone had been sexiest man in the world,
but he was all a closet to the era.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, well you just out of Rock Hudson.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
But has there ever been the sexiest woman in the
world who is gay?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Well, the sexiest man of the year only goes to this.
They don't have sexiest woman of the year.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Why don't they have the sexiest woman of the year.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I don't know. Brandon rageous. You should to the sisterhood,
you too, Andra and Jackie get onto it. Yeah, because
that's something I'd really like to see on a magazine
cover of Sydney Sweeney. Okay, she's gay, is she? And
she was on with Rock Hudson from what I hear? Oh,
that'll serve the sale news go gift for the day, Brennan,

(11:27):
I made up that she's gay.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Congratulations to you, Jackie. It's all coming your way, two
hundred dollars to spend the Winnings Black Friday Early access
now at Winnings Appliances.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Tickets for you and three friends to see Lee Kernighan.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Don't pull a ticket tech now by the way, and
Jonesy demanded character cheers for the color and some standard
pensis Jackie, anything you'd like to add you guys are awesome.

Speaker 7 (11:48):
Thank you so much of.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
A good Thank you, Jackie.

Speaker 12 (11:51):
I like that Jackie, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
And Amanda's cheers everyone. The boys are coming in on
the show tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Colin and Maneu from MKR. I'm enjoying MKR. I watched
the last Sight's very good.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Colin must be bracing himself and presumably wearing an apron.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yes we're a Butcher's a from Just TikTok Tuget today
as well.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Lots coming up, but not before we do the Jelmanak.
This is the big day. In nineteen eighty.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Four, you remember where you were when Brian Adams album,
his fourth studio album, Reckless, came out.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
What a great album like. Say what you like about Brian.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
People do say a lot of things, and we've had
him on our show.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
He doesn't like idiots, so we fail terribly. But my god,
that album is a banger.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Of course, it's got Summer of sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
But also you want more?

Speaker 10 (12:51):
Else?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
What else? Heaven? The same album? Yep? What else? What
about One Night Love for Fair? What a banger? What else?

Speaker 10 (13:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, it's only love Tina Turner and Brian this is
a smoker.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
What else? Okay? Well there was long gone? What else?
What this?

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Else? But what else? Your misery?

Speaker 8 (13:24):
Well?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Bad news for Justin Baldoni after a US judge ended
his lawsuit against Blake Lively for missing a court deadline.
This lawsuit, as I'm sure you know, was in response
to Blake Lively's ongoing sexual harassment lawsuit against mister Baldoni.
It's been a very confusing situation. Let's get the latest
from our Fountain of Knowledge, New York based broadcaster Cooper

(13:45):
Lawrence Cooper High Hi, found of Knowledge. I love it.

Speaker 13 (13:49):
I'm going to put that out if I ever get
a business card, I'm.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Gonna put it on there. Well, it's better than being
a font that's true. Yeah, So I thought this had
been thrown out of court from my scant reading because
of the content. But actually it's for missing a court deadline.
What does this all mean, Well, they missed the court
deadline on purpose.

Speaker 13 (14:06):
Because let's just take it back and I apologize, and
everybody's like burned out on this. Here's the thing that's
important to know. Blake Lively filed this lawsuit from the
very beginning, excuse.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Me, and that should have been it.

Speaker 13 (14:18):
He should have waited for the court date, but instead
he came at her with all guns of blazing and
countersuit her for four hundred million dollars, which is a
number that lawyers say is really for a pr purpose.
He wanted to get our attention because there's really no
justification for four hundred million dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
He is not worth that at all. But it got
our attention.

Speaker 13 (14:39):
And a judge said, wait, you're countersuing her for what, like,
what did she do?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
And he had no evidence.

Speaker 13 (14:44):
He tried to subpoena Taylor Swift. She had nothing to say,
so the judge was like, Okay, you're just coming after her.
You have no reason to do this, so bye bye.
I'm saying goodbye to your lawsuit and that's the end
of it. And you have until this date to file
an appeal, and his lawyer said, what are we gonna do?
File an appeal and go after them again. Let's take

(15:05):
all our resources and all of that money and wait
until March twenty twenty six, which is.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
What we should have done from the very beginning.

Speaker 13 (15:11):
That's when the lawsuit is going to be and fight
her in court.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
And that's what they're going to do.

Speaker 11 (15:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Oh so this is going to go on and on
and all whoa.

Speaker 13 (15:19):
Well, hopefully not on and on, hopefully just on.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
So it'll be one court case March.

Speaker 13 (15:24):
Twenty twenty six, she'll have her say in court, he'll
have his say, he'll say he's innocent, and then by
the end of that week, hopefully he'll be only a week,
we'll find out, we'll finally have a resolution to this
and we'll never have to hear those names again.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
And either of these parties they kind of afford this
kind of money, can I This is like making a bit.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'll bet you a billion dollars? Is that pretty much? Ey?

Speaker 12 (15:45):
Right?

Speaker 13 (15:46):
Well, they can both afford it. That's that's not a problem.
It's the reputation that's really being damaged, you know, because
people are either taking his side or her side, and
they both are going to keep making movies. And you
know who's going to go see the movies? If you're
if your team Justin Baldoni, You're suddenly no longer going
to be interested in anything Ryan Reynolds is doing or anything.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Blake Lively is doing. So it does ruin the reputation.
There's a lot of stake. There's no matter what the outcome,
the damage has already been done.

Speaker 13 (16:15):
Yeah, pretty much. And the fact that people felt the
need to take sides. But you remember Justin Baldoni suit everybody,
the New York Times, the publicist, he tried to bring
in a Hugh Jackman, who was like, what am I
doing here? So the whole thing has been just such
a big boondoggle. So but it's a way for us
to say, you know what, what was the original case here?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Because people don't.

Speaker 13 (16:37):
Remember that this is all about sexual harassment and fun
fact I was on the set of it ends with
us because I was doing stand in work and I
got home that day and I thought it was very odd.
I did know what was going on. I wasn't privy
to anything. But at the end of the shoot, Blake
Lively said, am I done, can I go?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
And just stormed off the set.

Speaker 13 (16:57):
And I have never seen that in all the years
I've been doing like stand in work and background work.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Not that I'm some big actor.

Speaker 13 (17:02):
I know nothing about theater, I mean a film, but
I have been on enough sets and usually they just
go okay, you're wrapped and you just go home and
have lunch. It was a very hostile leaving. She left
in a very hostile way, and I remember thinking that's odd.
And then sure enough, about a month later, all of
this came down and now here we are a year later.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
You are our mole on the scene. Been called a
mole in Australia is a different thing. No, it's a
good thing. It's good.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Okay, Yeah, you're not coming over here anytime soon.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Now, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
No, you are great. We love having you stateside. Thank
you for joining us, Cooper Lawrence.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Thanks for having me. Thank you. Let's get on down
to the jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.
And this is an interesting one.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Talking on the phone as it passed the pub test,
Vodaphone have the longest phone call from their database. This
was reported on Georgie Gardner's News last night.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Top spot was a call from Kilkenny in South Australia
that as died one hundred and thirty three hours.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
That's about five and a half days.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
A phone call from Wa lasted one hundred and sixteen hours.
There was a one hundred and six hour long chat
at Sydney Olympic Park, while calls from Queensland and Victoria
rounded out the top five. The research also showed Sunday
was the most popular day for long calls, and a
third of the longest calls took place in early January.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Georgie really dragged that out of me. En Georgie on
the phone. I don't like talking on the phone because
I talked so much during the day for a living.
I knew you talk on the phone to be all
the time. No, I don't. You're the blatherer. No, you're
you're the blatherer. You're you're the blatherer. You'd say this,
I'll be talking. Then you're go what else? What else?
What else? What else? Can I tell you? When's the
last time we actually had a phone conversation? Actually h

(18:59):
exactly a little bit texting most Yeah, we are, and
I think a lot of people are. I'm at the
point of my life where if people textas say can
I call you? And then I panic, why what's happened?
It's like a knock, an unwanted knock at the door.
Why what's happened? But during COVID everyone said talk on
the phone, reach out to your friends. That was the

(19:20):
hardest thing for me. I don't have the patience for
long phone because I've got a friend who lives in
Melbourne and sometimes she'll say, give me a call on
the weekendal chat. I say, I can't do that anymore.
I don't know how and I can't be bothered. What
about when you my friend, when my bum you bum
dial someone by accent. Then you have to have a conversation,
you have a chat and then all of a sudden,
and that can be a nice thing. That's a nice thing.

(19:41):
It is a nice thing for ages and then you're
having a great dog, great old chat. This does I
borrow some money, no, Brendan. This trend, this is interesting.
Is it attributed to the immediate and unpredictable nature of
phone calls, like as I said, the knock at the
door in the middle of the night, which can lead
to feelings of anxiety, and a design for more control

(20:02):
over communication. This is where we're all falling down a hole.
And I get it. Society is a mess. If we
need to control the way we talk to people, what's happening?
But I don't have the energy for phone Do you.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Think the phone call will go the way of the
drop in?

Speaker 11 (20:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
One?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Does the drop in?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Drop in? No one?

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Drop in? Unannounced? And the doorbell rings and say, who's that?
Who's that? What is it? The cops?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Who is it? A crime gang?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Have you order to do berriats? It's the only time
someone will ring.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
The door one does the drop in? So now has
the phone call become the drop in?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
And is that sad? Has it gone the way of
the Christmas card? Are you still holding on talking on
the phone? Does it passed the pub test?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
We'd love to hear from you, ironically call us jem
jam Nations Commandatives.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Four announcers trying to get a career in radio. Beautiful
looking day, a good concrete laying day today. Are you
going to be doing that?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I know, Michael, the potential sound call has got a
big job on today, big concrete job and this is
the perfect day for working.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Put your initials in it will sit in it. Back
when I used to work for a living, I used
to do a bit of concrete and would it be
the worst thing in the world where a local pigeon
or a dog would walk through.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Sometimes kids would write their initials in the concrete, but
I was in the sewers.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I did actually write on the sewers Canal and the sewers.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Of Sydney Town Hunter's Hill. There I did a big
pipe and then I did.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
A whole mural in the concrete.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
The boss wasn't very happy.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
What did you use this paint? Just my finger into
the concrete render? I bet that job fighting your nails.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I rt welcome to the Hotel California, and I did
a bit of the lyrics from Hotel California.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
A son. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
The boss wasn't happy.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
That would have taken some time. He said, we're not
paying you to be rem brand. Who's seen that? I
don't know. I wander it's still around Hunter's Hill. So
it was wet concrete and you wrote welcome to a
big pipe.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
So a big sewer pipe, and so we had to
trowl the cement were renderers, so we trowled the cement
onto the inside of the pipe.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
So it was a sewage in there. Yeah, but we
do it in the middle of the night because that's
when it's low tied in the to your ankles in
the sewerage.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, we wear waiters. At the middle of the day,
it's right up to your waist and at night. And
at night the tide drops off because no one's going
to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I said.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
For some of little old ladies on Hunter's Hill Road
are always go at a certain time.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
You know, if we had a budget, I'd love to
have not me, but you go back in. I love
to go back in the seal see if that's still there.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'd love to do it, but they want me to
wear high vis and you know I refuse to wear
high vis.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
The only reason you wouldn't go in because it's a
load of crap I vis.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
We live in a high ves world.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
We don't need so that. But wouldn't that be great?
Wouldn't you like to go back in if your handiwork
is still There's if that little old lady is still
doing something at two am, I think she'd be.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Long gone, especially with that sort of dietary habit. Speaking
of dietary habit.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
TikTok Tucker is TikTok tucker. It's a simple one today
and it doesn't involve the air fryer. Thank god you
beat the air fright to death.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Also, the pub test is coming up talking on the telephone?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Does it pass the pub Test? Me sham notion podcast
where God I wanted to get right now crazy now
go on your windows, stick your head on a jell
am as well.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Down to the jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.
Talking on the phone does it pass the pub Test?
This comes after news from voter Phone about the longest
phone call.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Top spot was a call from Kilkenny in South Australia
that lasted one hundred and thirty three hours. That's about
five and a half days.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh. The person I speak to on the phone the
most my brother and I chat a bit and my dad.
But he's like I am. He says, how are you going?
I say, I'm going well? About you? Yep? Going well? Okay?
I love you, talk to you soon. I don't like
talking on the telephone, and I don't know whether it's
because of this job. I talk so much. I would
rather have a text. My daughter will re me when
she's coming home from work. I love a chat.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
She loves a chat. But I love a chat when
I'm right for a chat. If I'm not right for
a chat, I don't love it.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But you'll have a chat if.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
But if I bring up a business, I get a matte,
Hawaii has your day, and they are good things.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
And then I always get good service. It's really interesting,
don't matter what time of day. If you phone a
service provider of some kind, they say we're expecting longer
than normal call times here. I don't believe that.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I like lying to them, you know when they say, oh,
can you do the survey afterwards?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Of course I will, and of course I will.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Of course talking on the phone does it pass the
pub test?

Speaker 11 (24:50):
I'm definitely talking on the phone rather than sending a message.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Actually too long a time things.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I'm thinking it is backwards as backwards and for mess.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Just pick up the phones.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
That's easier. Well, not for me. I used to work
for Telstra, so I haven't had a home phone for
seven and a half years and I don't have an
of phone at all. I do my internet banking at
work and if I have to ring up anybody or
or anything.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I just ring from work.

Speaker 9 (25:14):
Well no and yes, no just for talking to saying it.

Speaker 11 (25:18):
But yes, if you need to get through the corm
because you need to be patient, needs to be very
patient and waiting and waiting.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I don't care about you anymore.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
They just want your money of course past the pubcre
So I speak to my eighty four year old mom
three or four times a day on the phone.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
And it's my daughter Amali's eleventh birthday today. If it
wasn't for phone calls, I wouldn't be able to ring
her and say happy birthday. So happy birthday of Malia,
Happy birthday a Malia, Happy birthday of marl A great. Ay,
that's a nice things you started. What you do with that?
You do it?

Speaker 14 (25:51):
Fancy the moldy bacteria invested slavers met off the yes result.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I would sell that to my job TikTok taker. We
make food from TikTok and eat it today.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Today it does not involve the air fryer. Today we're
going to make some thing and we put it into
the freezer to set. And I just have please a
moment of silence for the last air fright that you
beat to death. Well, we replaced it with another one,
but we're not using it today. We're using the neutral bullet.
Everyone's trying to make healthiest. Is why s city out

(26:25):
of the back cheese? Thank god? All right, Brendon, if
you might have talking appliances at home, this is something
that I've seen and I love these ones where you
don't know whether it's going to be nice or terrible.
Like the tuna bread. Brian liked it. It's a jim
Bro kind of a thing. Do you think it's just
pure protein? This is a chocolate moose that only has

(26:47):
two ingredients, so it's so much chocolate cakey. But we're
not baking a cake. We're going to set it in
the freezer. It's got two ingredients, melted chocolate and carrots.
That's all that goes in. It might be okay, So
it's a healthier version I'm guessing of a chocolate moose.
And if you like carrot cake, this without the flour

(27:08):
and the eggs and the things that make it nice
in the sugar. All right, So here we are, we've
got our neutral bullet. What goes into here is two
hundred and fifty grams of dark chocolate we've melted it
over a double Can you lift that? It's heavy. We've
melted it over a double boiler. She's gone now like
a double boiler. She got the axe. It's good to
have a boiler in the studio. Okay, scoop that in, please?

(27:29):
How much? All of it? All of it? You do that?
And also you let your thumb go there.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
You know this is hot like you have hands of
pirate x hands of pirates.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
So anyway, pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
The pirates people are getting off from that.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Okay, so the chocolate has gone in, Thank you, Brendan. Yeah,
that'll do.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
No drip Jones.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Okay, what a flamboyant boast. Then we've got two hundred
fifty Oh, we've got four hundred grams of carrot. Well
it's well, they look like pre sliced.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Did you slice them yourself?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
No, Meg, did you producer? Meg sliced these herself. They
look very and they're uncommercially sliced. To me, they're uncooked. Right,
So this goes.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Feeling that Meg's gone to outing and got a bag
of front sherriffs.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Does it matter? Look, he's such a grandpart. No, she
sliced them herself. So what we have in here in
our neutral bullet, we've probably filled that over the maximum
line of the plimsol line. We've got four hundred grams
of carrots. We have two hundred and fifty grams of
dark chocolate. You're going to enjoy this. We're going to
make some noise by whacking it in the neutral board. Yep,
here we go. Is it running? I can't tell. I'll

(28:48):
put it on in a minute. You think that's enough.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I give listen to this all day. We'll take it
out of the neutral bullet and see if it looks blended.
Doesn't Did you see the air that looks like a
vulgar cano? The air got no, I can see bits
of carrot. It's like a morning after Melbourne cup. I'll
give it another whizz. What about the nutrible. You don't

(29:17):
have to listen to this. You can just go to
something else. Okay, I think people know what a nutrible looks.
I don't switch it off. You gotta brow it's gonna
blow up. No, it's just chomping the carrots, little burr.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
It's kind of mesmerizing.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
It's not smooth, is it that look that looks like
the inside of the sewers that you were describing earlier. No,
it's not a taste. I we'll stop making around. Put
it in your thing. It's not smooth yet, is it.
It's not moosey.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
No, it's not going to get moosy, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
It's it's supposed to be smoother than that into baking tin.
Do you want to do that now? You want to
go with it being slightly not smooth? You know? It's okay.
I think you know what. It tastes pretty good. Pour
it in, spunch it in. Oh, that's a hell of
a dollop. That's you. I didn't do anything for the
Melbourne Cup because looking at this this morning would have

(30:22):
been hardy yacker. That's okay, Well, you can go about
your business. I do this radio. What I'm going to do, though,
is put this into a container. It's going to go
in the freezer and in an hour or so we'll
eat it.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Okay, while you ladle big scoops of chocolatey goodness into
the pan.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Across Shorn Fraser and his news. My hands look like
something horrendous has happened.

Speaker 12 (30:47):
That's next on Gold Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 15 (30:57):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
While TikTok Tucker's carrot Moose sets in the freezer.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
You did put it in the freezer? Ah, yes, well
what did you put It's like you've lost interest. It's
like when you cross stitch. Excuse me, I've got a
lot resting on that. On the cross it says you'd
have a testicle removed if I finished it by the
end of the year. Still, I've got one extra week
because you did the maths incorrectly. It will never happen.
It's going to happen. It's going to happen. Pump up

(31:25):
the jam.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Our book celebrating twenty years of Jonesy and Amanda is out.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
It's out through book Topia. And if you use a
certain code today you can get twenty percent off. How
good is that? The code is JAM two. Oh JAM
twenty jam two. Oh very good, very good. I did
say g the other day. And there's a QR code.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
We've all forgiven with QR codes after COVID, but there's
QR code and you can scan on bits of the
whole thing.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, that's right, So you can actually interact with the book,
not just look at the pretty pictures and read the stories.
You'll hear us talking about things, bits of actuality, as
we say from the show our Underwater Fight, for example,
a QR code. You can link to it and you'll
hear it. But it's not going to be we know that.
Brendan Brendon just head. I know you think I am

(32:15):
being unrealistic and being a window Okay, I'll do it.
I won't talk to you. You have no empathy for
anyone but yourselfie, giant tool. We were checking the equipment
for our underwater record breaking attempt and we weren't even
aware we're being recorded.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
We can fight anywhere, complained incessantly.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Well, my you just go. We'll get over it. You
have no as I say, as that woman there says,
no empathy for anyone but yourself, a giant tool. I'm
going to get that as a tat get the book.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
So Us Cafe offers ten percent off to anyone who
orders with an Aussie accent.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
This is a cafe in Louisiana, in the deep South,
down Louisiana. Do you want to attempt at Louisiana? Alligators
are so mean Uh, Louisiana down to the deep South.
Hey bo I say, bore, that's just foghorn, leghorn. What's
all right? Can you do many accents? Uh? You ask me?
Do you a terrible American accent? I could do a great,

(33:13):
great American accent? When do it now? Right now? Like
Tom Cruise, my work, my work? You're impersonating people just
to that's an accent. That's an American accent.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I think in American, I think a Tom Crauise.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
What well, anyway, let's see how Americans do an Australian accent.
So they were given ten percent off at this drive
through coffee shop. And here's someone with a very Australian order.
They've ordered a super grande iced white moca decaf with
oat milk, a very Australian order. And here they are
going through the drive through. See what we think of
this Australian accent? All right, mate?

Speaker 16 (33:46):
Can I please get a super grande iced white milk
decaf with oat milk? And can I have cinnamon on top?
Was that Australian?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
And off? Okay?

Speaker 8 (34:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
And sugar free?

Speaker 7 (34:03):
Mate?

Speaker 12 (34:05):
No? That's perfect all right?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Right right? This is but this is what Americans do
they go to they make it English? Yeah, we get
English and South South African.

Speaker 9 (34:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
So your world of accents, Brendan giving an American accent,
that's not Tom Cruise. Okay, say you're in a soap opera.
Pretend you're in Bold and the Beautiful. So Amanda, Amanda,
you don't put an R on the end of a Manda.
What are you going to do? What's going to happen
when I leave this place?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
I'm good so much to be filming me. Now, don't
give me another one.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
You do an accent? You're good. You do Fiji? Do
Fiji OFFI Okay, I don't malea, don't go any further. Okay,
go and give you no. No, I'll do one. I'll
do one because I grew up with Indian No, so
you can't do an Indian. I'm going to do an

(35:03):
American accent because I watched I used to watch all
those Americans so proper. I can't believe you're doing this.
I've been married for eighteen years and this is how
I find out. What are we going to do? This
is how I found out, Amanda, Amanda. So you wreck everything,
You've wrecked it erected it Scottish to Scottish, the new

(35:23):
to Irish. Oh you do Irish to be sure, to
be sure before we go into stereotypetown and whose all
our listeners. Let's leave it there. But I like going
over to other.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Countries and then banging on the Aussie leaning right into it.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
That's what this radio show is for you. You talk, you talk,
shiy lee, but.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
You get over there and you get out mc dundee
and tear out for a few days.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
What's up there, Spider?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah? And I say you're in the Ukraine. We've got
no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 11 (35:48):
Ukraine.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Russia. It's a bit like Russia. But you know when
they were all together? Okay before, how about we don't
get a history lesson from.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
We like some bush podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Let's talk about Suzanne Summers. She died recently at the
age of seventy seven. She was she was in Three's Company.
Remember this show, Come and Knock on Our Door. No,
it was an American version of Man about the House
with the Ropers. Do you know Man about the House
with George and Mildred Roper? And it was George and Mildred.

(36:22):
I told you it was back in time? What about
blessed his House? Would said, Jane, No, this isn't that,
This isn't that.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Remember George was America English.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yes, that's and so I just said, this is an
American version of that. I'm getting jas because you met
there was an English version Man about the House. I
had a young guy and two sexy girls. One was smart,
one was a bimbo. This is an American George. George
and Mildred was a spin off from that. But Georgia
Mildred were the landlords of in this show.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I thought Georgia Mildred were English.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, the Man about the House was English. That Why
are we discussing this? George? Is anyone still here? George
and Mildred were the landlords in Man about the House
That was about a young guy and two female flatmates.
This is the American version of that. And the one
who played the office if you look at it now,

(37:12):
Uk offers America. Yes, bread there were no ropers in
the office.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
From sounding too old.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Oh but anyway, I'm not asking if you've seen it
last week. The one who played the bimbo in the
American version was Suzanne Summers. This was her first big
role because she was beautiful, blonde, big boobs. She played
the role of Chrissy the bimbo. Well, this is typical
getting a girl pregnant. Only a man would do a

(37:39):
thing like that, etc.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
That's gold, that's what you should be bringing to the table.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
She was an actress who did a lot of other things.
Apparently an incredibly smart which was one of America's first
playboy nudes. I think Brendan stopped scrolling and googling. But anyway,
she's a great actress, much loved by her by her
friends and her husband. She was married to a guy
called Alan Hamill for forty how long is it? Forty

(38:04):
nine years? Forty six years. He was heartbroken when she
passed away. I think I've read somewhere's going out with
her best friend now. But anyway, they are a very
tight couple. For all those years.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
It was heartbreaken and then.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
And then well life begins again. But finding Secua also
in a very unusual way. Here he has had a
robotic AI replica of her maid by a company called
real Botics Robotics core so in partnership with hollow Ai.

(38:36):
So he asked them to quote create a digital twin
of his wife, capable of recalling their special moments of
it as a couple, so she can reminisce with him,
et cetera, et cetera. Here's a snippet of her talking
to him. What are you doing after the show? Drum
roll please? I'm all sparkley, lights and excitement.

Speaker 13 (38:58):
Maybe one day I'll be the star of a reality show,
The Real Robot Housewives of Silicon Valley.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
What's your favorite memory that we share? There are so many.

Speaker 12 (39:08):
One of my favorite this is when Alen and I.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Were filming a cooking segment together a long time ago.
We had a little mishap with the blender. Oh, she
ended up with her arms in it. It's weird, isn't it.
So that's her voice, that's her vocal intonations. He has
recreated an AI version of his wife anatomically. Well, this
is where it's interesting, is it all there? She died

(39:30):
at the age of seventy seven. They were married for
forty eight years. I'm going to show you a photo
of what he has got. What he's designed to replicate
his wife. Yep, a school girl. See that's a pretty
hot look at seventy seven year old. She's pretty much

(39:51):
dressed as a school girl and she looks about seventeen.
Yeah right, okayyh what are your special memories of her?
And when I help you with your homework? And what
does he say to old mate the new lady that's
in the house. Well, he was a new girlfriend. Yeah,
are you going Outree's company? Comma, knock on my door?

(40:14):
Where's George and Mildred?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
When you lead him?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
He don't make me explain who they were? The stuff
I learned Facious and Amanda's Freeze Company. Ten questions sixty
seconds on the clock. You can pass if you don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
An answer, will come back to the question of time permits.
You get all the questions right, you'll win one thousand
dollars a knock.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
On my door, but you can make it two thousand
dollars by answering a bonus question. But it is double
or nothing.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Mary is in Lagana.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Hi, Mary, Hi, Hi you Mary. You know where I
went in Lgana.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I went to that Legano seafood restaurant. That place is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Do you go there?

Speaker 7 (40:58):
It's great, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I had the big seafood platters man. But you know
what's happened with seafood platters. They're smaller and you get
fruit and you get all fried stuff it out, and
like we went there along and we paid and everything,
and that's the best seafood platter I've ever I've had in.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
A long long time. Smaller. All right, Mary, let's see
what we can use a big seafood platter for me
and Amanda or Mary. We could go threes company welcome,
we can get a Legano seafood restaurant. Let's put Mary
out of her missing trio number. Okay, right, we've got Okay,
says Mary. Let's move it alone. We've got ten questions,

(41:38):
She say, I'm not going with you.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
We've got ten you pick me up.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
We've got ten questions. We've got sixty seconds. If you're
not sure, say passed. We might have time to come back. Mary.
Are you ready to begin?

Speaker 7 (41:49):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah, here we go. Question number one? What gem comes
from an oyster.

Speaker 12 (41:56):
And a pearl?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Question two? What juice is used in a bloody Mary cocktail.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Tomato?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Question three? How many sides are on a pentagon's fist?

Speaker 11 (42:12):
Mary?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
What in your passat?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Mary thought she knew the answer.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Brendan Marry we can only dream about showing down on
a seafood platter.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Mary, Thank you. Mary is keen to get away from
what's happened. Well, you're a little bit weird. How about weird?
Nothing wrong with eating a seafood platter podcast. A clock
is ticking away.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
It's like us heading to the fruited plains of next
year of drive time radio.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
We thought we only had five weeks for our breakfast
show that Jonesy had done the maths incorrectly. This is
our We've still got six weeks, six weeks to go.
But look at them, look at the fruited plains. We're
going to be doing a drive show next year from
three to six people baron at the moment, it says
you and me, we want you to fill this show
with us. What would you like to have on this show?

(43:07):
Every week we've been taking your idea is yep. Those
ideas have been put on a balloon with a corresponding
number that gets put onto a coat that is worn
by Brendan Jones. I throw a darted him on the Thursday.
You're keeping up and we road test those ideas.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
All of the ideas that we've had. We started off
with inoffensive jokes.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
Have you heard of the restaurants as they've opened up
on the moon?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Great food, but no atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
It didn't work, kids, carpool karaoke.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Didn't work. Then someone suggested one that you love, the
idea of which is impressions. Who do you do? Do
you do? It's a great pleasure to talk to and
from people.

Speaker 12 (43:50):
Radio.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
I love you, Jenny, You're a little god too.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
You have begun young.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Radio announces, m.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Well, that speaks for itself. What a dis worst one disaster?
What about last week's what about that life? Silence is golden.
It's where Jones has to say silent while Amanda talks
about anything she wants. So I had to go and
then you guys called in and you could say anything
you like and Jonesy could not interrupt.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
My cat. She's the greatest thing in my in my world.
I love her so much. So when she's happy, she'll.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Do this, which is so so cute.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
And then when I'm talking to her and I want
to respond, you'll go to Now.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Watching your face as you listened to all of that
was priceless. That was dreadful. I thought it was terrific.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
You know, let me just explain something about radio. There's
a ratings component that goes with it. And you've survived,
you know, I survived very much, very.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
I've survived very much. Thank you. Some of the ideas
we've had via email. I love this one, Jonesy or Jerk.
This is where we play a snippet or we just
say something that you or a bonehead. Celebrities and you
have to guess which ones which weijiboard Wednesdays. We could talk,
We could interview anyone with our Wiji board. Do a

(45:16):
mess with this? There's a well, there's a Wija board
app Now. I don't think the Dark Arts are involved.
I think it's Mark Zuckerberg. What do you think today?
What would you like us to think about putting wipe
the slate clean? What else do we put on our balloons?
What would you like to have us take to the
fruited planes.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
They're very barren at the moment and we need we
need some meat on those planes.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Give us your ideas. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Jam In twenty twenty six, the Jonesy demount of Breakfast
Radio show will be no more.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Oh, but we will be more.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
We move to the fruited planes of Drive time radio.
It's a new space for us.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
It's national. Yeah, so hey guys, we're going national with you.
We'd love you to join us from three to six.
So what we're doing now is we get your ideas.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Then if the idea is balloon worthy, it's written on
a numbered balloon which is put on a coat that
I'm wearing, and Amanda's errant darts picked that balloon and
then we road tested the following day is.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
It balloon worthy. That's what we're trying to find out,
bearing in mind not one idea has worked so far,
but we may get something amazing. Today Evan has.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Joined us Hi Evan Morning James and Morning Amanda a
live traffic update. So that means you've got callers from
all around US, all around the country calling into the
station with the live traffic. So you still do your
paid one, which is say quarter two and quarter past
the hour, and then in each day there's the news
reader is reading out the news. They're also doing the

(46:46):
live traffic update from the callers, so that people are
getting more information about what's happening locally on their roads
a lot quicker than what the paid services do.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Okay, so we're brought us out at the largain bone.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Okay, how's things in wit noon? How's the roundabout going?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
You're a car three weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Evan, No idea is about idea if it's balloon worthy,
I like, but I like your thinking, Thank you, Evan.
Karen has joined us. Okay, Karen, over to you. What
would you like to see on our drive show? Hi?

Speaker 8 (47:15):
Meals?

Speaker 9 (47:16):
Monday? How thinking of what's cooked for the Week's it
real pain? My suggestion is you get a some restaurant
turn not well known, just normal guys around the traps
to suggest what people could cook for the following week.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Oh, you'd a little bit down home, you see, Brendan
doesn't like anything down home that's nice. You don't like
anything that's nice. If you could put what meal? Could
you put arsenic in? Then you'd be happy to do it. Meals,
it's like a meal's on wheels, a drive show, meal show.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
It's the best idea so far.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I like it. Karen Brad has joined us. Brad, what
would you like us to do?

Speaker 9 (47:56):
OHI guys, I'm just thinking.

Speaker 15 (47:57):
Because you're a going opposite to the afternoon, I'll be
coming deathly with you, but maybe the ghoulies reverse. So
you know, there's faith in humanity, a bit more positivity.
And yes, there's things that have happened nice in a
day to people, or things that they've enjoyed.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Brenda, I'm watching Brendan's face. I like this kind of stuff.
They're called glimmers, and Anita and I do them on
our podcast. Rather looking for the negative, you look for
the positive. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
When you look at clickbait? What do you what do
you click on?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Amanda Keller does something nice? Amanda Keller, who's the pants
in the main street?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Oh hell, that was my idea? Come on, that was
my I'm sorry about my dog and how much I
loved her.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
That got tweets when the blood you were crying so
in the end and it said and the byeline was
Amanda Keller gets upset about dog.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
So everyone thought that your dog was dead for a start.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Did you see how many people write our poor Minnie
that they thought the dog was dead. Well she's not,
That's what I mean. No one reads past the third paragraph.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Well, the third paragraph could be nice. Amanda sniffed a flower?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
What's a flower?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It's even you're interested, pans Brad, thank you. I don't
know it's balloon worth. Look, Jonesy doesn't like anything.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I've been in this business for a long time and
I tell you nice comes last.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Oh that's terrible.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
That's why it works.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I'm sorry. But the drive now that don't shoot me.
The drive show will have a different energy to a
breakfast show. A drive show is leaned back and casual
and enjoyable and and maybe kinder brendan. Okay, well do
you want to come?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, I'm there, I'm there thirteen two more of your
calls coming up.

Speaker 12 (49:36):
Jonesy and Amanda make podcast.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Che and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Wednesday's the day we road test the ideas for our
drive time radio show next year.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Your ideas are then, if they're deemed balloon work, you
go onto a balloon. I throw a dant at Jonesy.
Whichever balloon burst we put that as it we try
it for the tribal drum?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Does it make sense?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Bearing in mind, not one idea has worked. That's fin
the ones we've had today so far.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
We've had traffic from around Australia. The opposite of ghoulies.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
We tell us about some good about your DWN Monday
meals so far.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
As I said, no ideas, now I'm just saying how
it is.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Charnelle is with us, So now what would you like
to see?

Speaker 7 (50:19):
Okay, So I've got a great idea in Jones, I
think you're gonna love this one.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Go on.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
So Battle of the Bands. Yeah, so you get local
bands across Australia to send in their songs and each
week you guys choose two songs from a local bands
and the fans vote.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
That's not a bad idea. You know what bad That
element would have loved that.

Speaker 12 (50:43):
Ba.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Actually, Chanel, that's not battle. That is balloon worthy. That's
balloon worthy. Yes you did it? Carry Anne? Hello, what
are you suggesting for our drive show?

Speaker 13 (50:56):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
My idea is that one afternoon a week you take
your show on the road, So go out into the
community on the road again. We could do it.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
We can do like an outside broadcast.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
O B as they say from the gargan Bone round about.
What's what you and I'm on a roll, Kerry and
thank you. I think that's balloon worthy. I think we're
too balloon worthy. Garths in Cranebrook color Garth, Garth, what
are you suggesting.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
My suggestion is childhood pranks and Petri or Jakes before
the world.

Speaker 9 (51:28):
We're woken.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
We all lost our sense of humor. So fine enough
if you've lost your fingers to some bungers the good old.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Days, set someone on fire and you have a beer afterwards,
and thank you.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
Plaire in the air conditioner.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Balloon work. I like it though. Thank you Garth hot
off the Press. I just got an email. I think
this could be the ones from Laula. I loved the show.
She said. A segment could be I work with a
jerk or petty people that you work with. You know
this is what I work with? Yes? What? This is
what I work She also says, Or you could do
it about odd family members. This is who I share

(52:05):
DNA with.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
I like, this is what I work with with us
time Radio boom ballooon worthy Brian, get the texture out
write that on the balloon.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Thank you. These suggestions have been wonderful. We want all
of you to come with us to the Drive show
which you sniff Brian's balloons. We will put this on
Jonesy tomorrow and see which one we will rotate. Of course,
I forgot about that sham podcast what you do that

(52:37):
you do it.

Speaker 14 (52:37):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
I will say that to my dog, TikTok taker. We
make food from TikTok and eat it. Today we are eating.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
We're eating carrot moose. This is one of those recipes
from a fitzpo kind of influencer. Oh, you know a
person who likes the you know, to stay fit recipes.
I don't have as much sugar in them. Having said that,
it does have two and fifty grams of dark chocolate,
but instead of having eggs, milk, and sugar, the only
other ingredient is four hundred grams of carrots. We blended

(53:12):
it up. We almost broke the blender. If you're saying
earlier would have heard that, and it's been in the freezer.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
You have smashed up an air fry.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
So I'm going to put a scoop of this into
a bowl. I'm just showing Jenna, who's filming. This doesn't
look particularly particularly appetizing, but there you go, Brendan, that's
your bas special. Will you let them forget? Well, you know,

(53:40):
you put pool in an ice cream. No one's ever
going to forget it. What do we say, Brian, this
one's yours. I know that's your hood. This is mine.
So when I say go so, let me just reiterate here.
All that's in it is carrot and chocolate blended together,
and it's been in the freezer.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Bryan just showed me that it has got a big
chunk of carrot in it.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Big day of the Melbourne Come all right, one, two, three, Yum.
It tastes, tastes there coconut in it.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
It tastes coconut.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
That's delicious, Brian. Do you like it? I don't mind it.
It's fine because the texture of it. You think you're
eating coconut until you realize it's a carrot. That's what
that crunchy texture is. If you are trying to get
more vegetables in your diet and cut out all that
other stuff. As I said, you just want the chocolate.
This actually is quite delicious. It's not good in your mouth.

(54:38):
I think it is. No, tell me what's good in
my mouth. It's not good in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
And when you talk to people's chefs, you've got to
have a silky It doesn't taste right in your mouth.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
It tastes and feel right in your mouth because it
tastes like there's coconut in it. That's why there's a
crunchiness that feels like coconut, and that's why I recoiled
it first. But now that I'm eating it, I think
that's delicious. It is delicious. Very not good in your mouth,
I disagree. It's very very detailed to people will be
on our social today. I give this five out of five.

(55:12):
I give it four.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Out of five, okaye, out of ten, it's.

Speaker 8 (55:17):
Three and a half.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Yeah, I could eat that all day. Roll started. What
you do? Did you do it?

Speaker 14 (55:25):
That's a fancy The moldy bacteria infestives meat.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I would say that to my dog. And I'll be
able to wear my scrunchy bum pants if you like,
because because of what this stuff? How are you pulling
your face? Anyway? I think it's delicious. Jam Nation twenty

(56:00):
thousand dollars for our favorite goolie of the year. We're
giving it away in five.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Weeks time, or six weeks today and then next week
it'll be five.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Okay themselves soon we're giving it away soon. What have
we got today?

Speaker 17 (56:12):
What gets my gool is is QR codes at the
end of TV ads. They must think we sit there
with our phone ready to scan a QR code at
any time. Also, they play annoying elevator music all through it.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
If we want more information about your product, we all
know how to google. So that gets my goolies. Surely
it's the R code. Why do they bother doing it.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
I've ever done that and it doesn't work. When you
put it on there, it doesn't work. I've tried it
and it doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
What are you trying to do? Let's just try to
find out about it your teeth or something. What are
you saying?

Speaker 11 (56:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
What else have we got?

Speaker 6 (56:51):
You know, it gets my gulies when you're stuck in
the heavy traffic inside a motorway tunnel. But that's okay
because I'm tuned into one on one point seven Gold
FM and I'm listening to Jersey and Amanda and all
is well in the world. I'm really enjoying. It makes
the traffic just seem like nothing. But then the commander
commandeers the radio signal to give you some useless information

(57:13):
you already know, like to tell you you're stuck in traffic.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Well, give us back, Jonesy and Amanda that's true.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
You'll be driving along, You'll be listening to us, say
just us doing our show.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
At the fun Factory, to know that.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Their next minute attention. This is the North Connect control
due to an incident in the west lane of the tunnel.

Speaker 11 (57:38):
Traffic restrictions now apply North Connects.

Speaker 17 (57:41):
Thanks you for your cooperation.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Yeah, so RESTful, so RESTful, out with the bad and
with the good.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
If you dip OBT, you can always contact us via
the iHeartRadio app. In five and a half weeks, someone
will win twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
It is seven to nine.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
If I recall an email or Facebook friend wins a
Hunter Valley Gardens family pass to see the Christmas lights,
you get family of common breakfast and dinner. How good
is that?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
We've been getting you to call for all your ideas
as we prepare to dominate afternoons next to you.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
No doubt we will dominate. We're moving to the fruited
plains of the Promised Land, meaning a drive show through
to six pm. We'd love all of you to join us,
and we've been road testing, aren We've been road testing
all your ideas. Here's one from Lola. This is an
email that came in this morning. I think a good
segment for next year could be I work with a
jerk or petty people, which could end up being these

(58:38):
are the people. This is what I work, This is
what I work. Where do I start work with this woman?
Why I work with this guy? You would not believe
the serial ball yealing believe how he talks to me.
This talks over me, doesn't listen to me at all.
You know, understood it. That's enough.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Tomorrow on the show, Colin Fastened and maneu Fidel will
be joining us.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Yes, it's Thursday.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Also your ideas, the balloon worthy ideas that are being
put up today.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
All you need to know as I throw darts Jones,
It's going to be great.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Coming up next though, he Goo is joining us.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Cash out or check in twenty thousand dollars or a
once in a lifetime holiday with Jimmy Barnes and Bali.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
That's coming up after nine o'clock with Higo. In the meantime,
we're going to see at six o'clock for Gemination. Good
day to you, Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Good bite, good bite, wipe the two.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
From your eyes.

Speaker 10 (59:33):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Good Bye Jones.

Speaker 12 (59:48):
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