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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, hello there man, what about our show today. Let's
get it up on the workbench and have a bit
of a hunger down and a look.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, tell you what we put something very interesting to
the pub test. I think it was a robo vac.
Recent stories, we've learned that they can take photos of you,
maybe on the lou getting changed. One woman found her
photos on Facebook, but they've all been taken and put
on the cloud somewhere. But separate to that, the cult
of the robovac. Are we still using them? Are we

(00:26):
over them? You decide?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Do they pass the pub test? Is what we're asking.
Big anniversaries in our podcast today. Kylie Minogue's hot Pants
celebrating twenty five year anniversary and Jaws is celebrating a
fiftieth anniversary. One of those particular things caused my mate
to have a motorcycle accident.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Fascinating. And Avita has opened on London's West End. It's
quite controversial because of the staging of its most famous song,
Well enjoy the podcast. Everybody on.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It was now that a miracle of recording. We have
so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Mistress Amanda's ms Keller Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Friend in the broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Congratulations, man, we're there any right now, Jersey and Amanda,
you're doing a great job. Anyone but now good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Sorry but of a tone tongue twist set an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
And Amanda's shoot, Tim, we're on there chopping the morning
to you, man, my little green jumping friend.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Hello, it's a cardigan, but thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
You look like a muppet, a nice muppet.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I can hear the groans of our production team through
the soundproof glass.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Maybe that came out a little bit like a muppet,
you know, like a green one of the plush muppets.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Plush, you look plush, plush.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh hello, do you two? And we're off for a
lovely You.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Look warm and you look lovely.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Thank you about that? Started with that and maybe even.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Left well, you know, I'm sorry. There's just a lot
going on.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'll tell you what. There is a lot going on.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You know, And I was I just can't believe where
we are in the world that this news broke just
moments ago.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
You do it thinking, oh my god, you do it
thinking that it's going to be Tammy hembrow.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, but.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
For where were you when you heard this news?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I just feel awful. So I know her name, and
I've seen her written about in the papers and things,
and I know she's an influencer. She is, And so
what's happens. She's broken up with the husband.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
This is after months of speculation. They've confirmed their split.
They only got married seven months ago, so months.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Of speculation started the second from the honeymoon.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
As soon as you rip the garter off, the speculation started.
You know, there's a lot going on in the world.
We got on the brink of World War three.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
And now this these makings that tip you over.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
This is where we're at. You know, we'll have to
set up a helpline. Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Ryan?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I am all right.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Do you remember where you were when you heard this news?

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I was right here just then.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Can I blow your minds with some information? Sure? I
picked more winning football teams over the weekend than the
experts did. By throwing darts at you with holding balloons
with the various teams on them, I got four out
of seven. I got five out of seven correct. The
experts got four out of seven. I am winning overall

(03:55):
seven to six. Yeah, it just goes to show. And
what about the Shark.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I know, I was watching the Sharks and I made
the full mistake of texting you and saying, look at
the Sharks are on fat.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I said, I think I picked the other team with
my dads, and then they went in for four instant tries.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I still don't know how you did that because I
held the Sharks balloon in front of the Broncos balloon and.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
It almost did a trajectory around it to the JFKA.
Couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Big Show Today, We're not only going to be helping
you get through the bombshell news that we've dropped this
morning about Matt's Zabao Zakowski and Tammy Hembrow. We're also
going to go over to the Middle East and have
a bit of a chat with someone on the ground
that can give you some.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Semi European correspondent, who's there, you are the very latest
as to what around my doing retaliation and what's happened
over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything till
we do the magnificence.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Is question number one? True or false? It's possible to
cry in space. It probably is. If your colleagues says
you look like a muppet.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Thirteen fifty five, twenty two. Come on, let's not let's
not make this.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I don't think this happened to Katy Perry when she
was in space.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, Lando's not happy then, No.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
He thought that that she made a fool of herself. Yeah, supposedly.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, Nation, we have the Magnificent seven for you, seven questions.
Can you go all the way and answer all seven questions? Coruickly,
if you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
One of the We've got great prizes, a double pass
to see the furnace and the fundamentals.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
We love those boys.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
We certainly don't do that. They're playing at the night
at the barracks.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah, they bring the vibe.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Said that. Also, you get two hundred and fifty dollars
to spend at San Puncho Restaurant, authentic Mexican flavors in
the heart of Marrickville.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
All Ah, Migor one of the greatest things in the world.
Kelly is in Glen Alpie.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Hello, Kelly, good morning, Kelly.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I am just the knowledge that Tammy Hembrow and Matt
Zakowski have split up after seven months of marriage.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Are you okay?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yes, sure, I am.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
This news just dropped today.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I know that we're on the brink of World War
three and there's big stuff going on.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
But really, come on.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't want to say too much, Brendan, but I
think and dropped yesterday?

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Did a drop yesterday?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I miss this? I know, I know. I didn't want
to let you know. I didn't want to tell you
because I want to ruin your Sunday. Kelly. Here's question
number one. Sure false? It's possible to cry in space?
It is? Yes, Apparently it is. It's true. Astaurants can
cry in space. Tears behave differently though, due to the
lack of gravity, so instead of falling, they pool around
the eyes, forming large jelly like blobs like anime crying.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah right, okay, you're good. Good.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
The Lakers, Dodgers and Galaxy as sports teams.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
From which American city? Kelly, Chicago?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
From Kelly to.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Jackie, Hi, Jackie, how are we very well?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Thanks? Jackie. I'm trying to get by, but I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Otherwise you're going to be okay and you need to
go and take a little She had to lie down
his sick bab.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
A nursey can come and see me.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I think that was an actual nurse. It was just
somebody who gave you a panel on and phone your mum.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
We had a nursey?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Did you.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
That boarding?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
So you'd have to have a nurse come on Brendan
being a nurse at a boarding school, the kid like
you would be hell, what was his name? Here we go, Jackie.
The Lakers, Dodgers and Galaxy are sports teams from which
American city?

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Los Angeles?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Lakers?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
You know it?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Oh, let's play for you? Not so secret sound?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
What's this sound?

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Is it crumpling a piece of paper?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Tammy Hembrouse Scrungey upper divorced papers.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
No wedding papers, her wedding papers.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Gee, they're still the ink could be still fresh.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
What do you do with the gifts after that? Short?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
So I would say they just got married seven months ago,
So I would say the gifts that have to go back.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
You never send a gift back.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's a gift.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Do you give the rings back, Jackie. I think you do.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
Okay about it.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
J can't care about Jackie what the right is?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
So can we move on? And also within this let
them have their sadness.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Let's move on because because they have.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
The marriage life span of a house fly, so they
would have already been moved on by it.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I reckon by now.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
How many pipes on a standard Great Highland bag pipe?

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Jackie? Do you know this without the multiple choice?

Speaker 6 (08:29):
How can I have my multiple choice?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
I don't know, Jackie. You weren't supportive of Tammy and
old mate.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
So Tammy and old Mate you can't even remember.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Let's move on beside myself. Is it A three, B
four or C five?

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Ah? Five?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's not five, sorry, Jackie. That's what we are Question
number four. How many pipes are on a standard Great
Highland bag Pipe?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Podcast The Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
We find ourselves at question number four, which is going
to Lucy and Kirawe. Hello Lucy, hello, hello? How many
pipes are on a standard Great Highland bagpipe? We've discovered
it's not five? Is it three or four?

Speaker 5 (09:09):
I think four?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It is for one chander and three drones. My son
played the bagpipes.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
He still gets on the bagpipe.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, it's funny because where he went to school, a
lot of the boys played it, and so it didn't
seem special. But now he looks back and thinks, what
a quirky to know. It's not easy to learn that
when they used to practice on the chanter, and that
awful moment where I saw him just upended on the
sofa and drain the saliva out.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Okay, right.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
New Zealand is made up of two main highlands, Lucy,
the North Island and the South Island, on which island
is Auckland.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Auckland is on the North Timeland.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
That is.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Let's go to question six. This is who am I do?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
The voice?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Who am I happy? Who am I? I'm a silent
mischief maker with a Teddy for a best friend. I
drive a tiny green car. I rarely speak, but I
always cause chaos, often wearing a suit and tie. I'm British,
but I'm famous in every corner of the world. My
name isn't spoken much, but my face is unforgettable. To

(10:14):
the voice again, Who am.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
I Marcel Marceau?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, No, it's not. I can see why you guess that,
because we said doesn't talk much. Yeah, yeah, I think
this one makes it will like am I imagining it?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I think you're leading people away from.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
The from the answer.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Elizabeth is in Kellyville.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Hello Elizabeth, talking about do you want to play?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Who am I? And I'll do it? I'll do it?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Who am I?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I am a silent Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Please don't read the whole one to do it? Who
is it? Elizabeth?

Speaker 6 (10:51):
Mister bean?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Who beat the Cowboys forty two to eight yesterday afternoon.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Carnola.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Sharky's lost this weekend is predicted by the dart. Yes,
so Dard also picked this team to win.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Of course it did.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Who beat the Cowboys forty two eight yesterday afternoon? Sonya
in the pomar, I.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Think it's Titan.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
No, it wasn't Tales in Waterloohydale? Who beat the Cowboys yesterday?
This is a mighty rooster.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
What about James Dedsco He was on fire?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
What did his pants tale?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I had it on just in the background, just looking out.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
For that his pants on in the background.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
They have elastic that Maybe it's the shape of his
high buttocks. Something happens, doesn't it. I missed that at
State of Origin.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Because he wasn't playing.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
That's right, so I miss it.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, okay, congratulates to your day. You've won the chair
back inside. Maybe they should get him back into the
Blue side and the other that I got Jerome lou
Eye back in. Let's con general acidents go back in.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Uh, you've won the jam back. It's all coming away, Dale.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Two hundred and fifty dollars to spend on dinner at
Sam Puncho Restaurant, Authentic Mexican flavors in the heart of Marrickville.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
A double pass to Furnace and the.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Fundamentals, All Sydney Night at the Barracks, All tickets, Night
at the Barracks dot com dot A you have you
ever seen furnace in the Fundamentals?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Dale?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, I haven't you love will flip your lead? You will?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
And Jonesy do medicag choose for the cover in some
standard pants. Is anything you'd like to add?

Speaker 8 (12:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Look, thank you real Dale obviously devo About the bust
up between Tammy hem Brow and.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Mac sawsk Mac now Matte seask I think I got
married last year.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
There's been speculation that they would break up. In fact,
the whole marriage has been filled with speculation.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Are you gonna be okay?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Jones if IRUs on the celebrity Roast.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I say he's got the smallest and meat and potato
and the beers. So we start with.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
That, timbing through the jermanac At Big Book of Musical Facts.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
On this day.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
In nineteen eighty four, Duran Duran released their song the Reflex,
A reflux.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
That's what they be going through now.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
That's right. Now they're older, we're all going through the reflex.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
On the Gava's Gone tour.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
It's been over forty years after the original boy band
released their first single, and Jurandraam They're still going strong.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
They're still performing, are there?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
It can be fraught, as Simon Lebon the lead single
Waller test.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
It happens on a regular basis.

Speaker 10 (13:36):
There was early on pork pie throwing incidents in the
in the back of a tour bus, where there was
arguments about which record company you are going to sign too,
and then there's been countless, countless musical differences.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I mean, that's what being in the band is all about.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, pork pies.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
I don't think he's talking about lies. Oh, porky pie.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Right, But at the so they were actually throwing pies.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
No, I wouldn't think so.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Although they could have dealt with meat pies back in
those days, but these days not so much as they're older.
The reflux forty years though together, not the reflux, it's
the reflex.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Let's get it on.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Gam Well, after saying he was going to give around
two weeks to sort out what they wanted to do,
President Trump, as we know, pressed the button bombing three
Irenian nuclear sites are momentarily entering into that skirmish. What
does it mean? So I thought we'd go straight to
the seven News Europe correspondent Jacqueline Robson, who was in Jordan. Hello, Jackie,
how are you.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Hello there? I'm actually in Tel Aviv in Israel, a
bit closer to the action.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
You're hearing lots of bombs and stuff.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Oh, we certainly did. At seven o'clock this morning. That
was run retaliating with force. We were in the bunker
here in the hotel and the explosions were incredibly loud.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
It's the biggest barrage we've had since.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
We've been here at least, and it's incredible to hear
you don't know if it's the Iron Dome intercepting these
ballistic missiles or if they've actually made landfall. But as
we emerged, we found out that it had in fact
penetrated Israel's air defenses. Were a residential area in northern
Tel Aviv where a building was just completely obliterated. The

(15:25):
buildings all around, apartment blocks, people's belongings just falling out
of homes and you know, people's living rooms. It was
a mangled mess of all different types of stuff and
residents there, you know, picking through what they could that
had suitcases, trying to gather you know, the few belongings
that were remaining, and it was quite an upsetting scene.

(15:48):
You know, they were very you know, they're in shock,
they were stressed, but alive. There was incredibly no death,
and that's because these bunkers they're so well built, and
that alarm system triggers and people know to get to
the safe spot. And yeah, it's saved countless lives, no doubt.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well, I guess people had been wondering how Iran was
going to respond. I read this morning that the Parliament
in Iran has approved a measure to close the Strait
of Hormuz. This is the vital shipping channel through which
twenty percent of the world's oil and gas flows. What
will that mean for everybody? A billion dollars in oil
every day if that closes economic disaster.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Yeah, it's a crucial shipping lane, and it's just going
to mean sky high prices for oil, and that's going
to trickle down into economies worldwide inflation. You know, you
think of the flow on effects of that and whether
or not, you know, world leaders can talk with Iran

(16:52):
and maybe talk them down from this decision, but at
this stage it seems Iran doesn't want to talk anymore,
and you know that they're going full steam ahead with retaliating.
They're deeply embarrassed. This all happened in the middle of
the night, right under their noses. The you know, US
assets were in and out before they could even realize

(17:14):
what had happened. And Trump says the nuclear sites are
completely obliterated. Whether or not that's the case, there has
been a more toned down language from other people from
the White House that there was significant damage and that
type of thing. So we will have to wait and see.
It's not yet clear if those sites have been completely destroyed,

(17:36):
but certainly Trump has used the word obliterated.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Wow. Well, Jacqueline, thank you for joining us. Any information
from the home.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Tammy Hembrow has split up with her partner of seven months,
just in case.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
You know, I know that that might be something.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
That seem shocked by this news.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I just you know, I know there's a lot going on,
but I just feel that we know you've given us
sad information, we should give you some information in return on.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
No heart break it home.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Well, Jacqueline, stay strong and stay stay safe, and thank
you for keeping us in forward. We appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Okay, thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Thank you Jacqueline.

Speaker 11 (18:13):
Robson that Jo and let's get on down to the
Jonesy de matter arms the pub test today?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Robovacs do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 12 (18:23):
Well?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I saw a story that I thought was quite extraordinary.
The Rumba vacuum. Apparently it has has taken photos of
a woman sitting on the toilet, and these photos have
appeared on Facebook. And this is an article that said,
how did this happen? They rumbers have the ability to

(18:43):
take photographs and they're all stored somewhere. All those photographs
are stored somewhere, but have the ability to maybe be uploaded.
The company has confirmed that the images found online were
taken on the Rumba robot in twenty twenty. You know,
when I was up beyond two thousand, the promise of
how having a vacuum clean a robot that did you
vacuuming was such a big deal. Everyone just wanted a

(19:06):
robot that was vacuuming, like in the jets and whatever.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
It rose the robot, that's right, but how does she
balance on that one wheel?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I was always, well, that's technology for fascinated by that.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
But then when these things came out, the number of
different brands, and you think, wow, is this the promise fulfilled?
A vacuum cleaner that does all this while you sleep
or while you're not home. You can activate it from
your telephone. That I don't know anyone who still uses
one anymore. I've seen footage of cats getting their tails
and things caught in them. One of the girls here

(19:36):
at work was saying that you have to roll up
all your rugs and stuff, that you can do it
properly or as a jams. They're getting rid of theirs.
But is anyone still using them. Do you like them?
Do they pass the path? If you had one?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Brandan, yeah, we had one, use it.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I remember coming home from work and my wife's talking
to the cat, telling it to tell the robot to
go into the corner to clean.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
That fluff from the cat. And I thought, what's happened here?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
What's happened?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I just went to bed.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Fair enough, I'll leave you guys with you fair enough. Well,
let's put this to the pub test. Forget the stuff
about them taking photos if we can, let's forget that.
But even just the nature of having one of those,
I think that they haven't lived up to the promise
that you look away and you look back and your
whole house is clean. The robovac does it pass the
pub test? Jamna, Amanda and Jones? You staying in school

(20:28):
and learned school, that's what Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I'm going to use from the Sunday Papers yesterday. Australian
Army recruits are not up to scratch and lack the
mental strength to take on criticism or be yelled.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
At oh no no, our soldiers.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Commander has claimed their criticism comes as a least letter
identifies deficiencies in troop training.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
This is happening right across the board is that it
seems that younger generations are highly highly sensitive and won't
be told anything. But isn't the whole name for being
a soldiers being yelled at?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, they're lacking in coombency and foundational soldiering skills including navigation, digging, pits.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Putting up while you can teach someone that stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Patrolling and air century duties. Digging.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
But that's the diggers, that's what That's why we got
the name the diggers, because you're digging, you got to
dig our. One commander, speaking under anonymity, he suggested the
letter speaks to his own deeper concerns about TRUP standards,
claiming some are simply not up to scratch. He claims
cadets lacked the mental fortitude expected of a soldier, being
able to take criticism or withstand being yelled at.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
That's what happens when you join the army.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
If the last he can be yelled at passion.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Of getting yelled at.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You look at Hollywood, remember full metal jacket.

Speaker 13 (21:46):
I am going to ask Sergeant Hartman, you're a senior
drill instructor.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I'm now on you will speak.

Speaker 13 (21:50):
Only one spoken to, and the first the last words
out of your filthy sewers will be sird.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Are you magots understand that?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yes, sir, Yes, sir, that's only a mag again officer
and a gentleman.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yes, push ups in the rain?

Speaker 14 (22:07):
Did your face all the way down in there?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
You ready to quit?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Now?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Are think he was into it?

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
There's some benefits.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Jon Amanda Podcast, When.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
God I wanted to get on right now. I'm taking
your windows. Stick your head out a gel hell.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Janethy jonesy de Manda rams the discussion today robo vax.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 12 (22:43):
Well?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
A story has been published saying that a Rumba, which
is one of the brands, had taken a photo of
a woman on the toilet and it appeared on Facebook.
Apparently these things have the capacity to take photos that
are just being stored in a cloud somewhere, and the
company has confirmed that those were taken from one of
the robots in twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I knew they had senses, but I guess the senses
are a little campraso.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
To terrifying be aware. But secondary to that, it was
the big promise, having a robot that could clean your
home lots of people at the time bought those robovacs,
and since then I've seen footage of animals with their
tails stuck in them, people having to roll up all
their carpets to be able to use them. I don't
know anyone who still uses one anymore.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
I just find that the capacity is not big enough
to suck up all the dirt.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
No, and all the dirt. Yeah, I've been doing your
push ups inside.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Although I do, I do admit I've mate, he's got
all of those pool cleaners.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
But it's the tank one.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Have you seen that's like a little caterpillar, like a
tank that goes under them.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's different. That's in you.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I could watch that all day.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yes, this kind of stuff around your house? Does it
live up to the promise? Are you still enthralled with
your robovac? Robovacs? Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 8 (23:54):
Love it?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Love it? Love it?

Speaker 9 (23:56):
My daughter first take one, still has it.

Speaker 7 (24:00):
I wouldn't be without the greatest inventship.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
My daughter has one, and that goes every day vacuums
in the second day at mops. But they went away
and I was house dog sitting and one morning and
the thing starts up. Anyway, She actually was speaking to
me to the robo vacuum, and I'm sitting there and
I'm thinking, where's this voice coming from. I said to her,

(24:23):
was that you talking through the robo that? She goes, Yeah,
it was me. I could see you. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:28):
They good.

Speaker 12 (24:28):
You know, when we're going to stop worrying about appliance
just taking photos, it's it.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
We'll come to a scary place.

Speaker 15 (24:33):
Oh, they definitely passed the pub test.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
In all honesty, guys, I think when you buy a robot.

Speaker 15 (24:38):
Back you have to be careful where the company is own,
because it's actually Chinese own government who funds a lot
of the brands and who are collecting your data.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Data is the new coal You've got ones put a
band aid or something over the camera, Well.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Then it's not going to see where it's going.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
We don't need a camera to see where it's going.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Isn't that how it sees?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Was watching on the toy on the jets, and I
didn't want to bear that of a Rosie's face.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Things beware, I.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Would have seen.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Goodnessis So there's this new West End production of Avita.
When you think of Avita, really I know it's about
Eva Paran Argentinian stuff staff. And you know this one
big song Don't Crime Me, famously sung by Madonna in

(25:31):
the film. Well, interestingly, in this new production, the woman
playing a Vita is Rachel Zieglers. She was the one
who's been in that controversial new version of Snow White.
Oh yeah, and she's got a great voice, great production.
Everyone says she's fantastic, but it is there's an unusual

(25:52):
production piece in here. The tickets are five hundred and
twenty dollars, and something is annoying the audiences that are going.
And it's this.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
What's wrong about an iconic song? Yes, but it's the
balcony grabbing all the attention. Halfway through the latest revival
of Vita, the show's biggest song is performed by star
Rachel Zegler outside the London Palladium and then live streamed
back to the audience inside.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Oh so she goes out to the balcony to sing
the one big iconic song that the whole audience is
gearing up for a right and people outside who have
paid nothing, yep, get it for free, Get it for free.
While you're sitting in the audience having paid, as I said,
five hundred and twenty bucks for a seat and you're
watching it on television.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
But that's the whole point. What do you mean, Well,
that's the whole that. You know, she's singing to the people,
to the masses.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
But big crowd. You say, I'm the people, I'm the mass.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
I paid the money. Do you not see though? It's
for the hoy PELOI not for the richie's inside.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, but I'd still be ripped off.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Maybe what they need to do is have one of
those theory is that spins you as an audience outside
and you're outside.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
You're not at the Epcot Center David Copperfield or something.
I was like me when I went to Joseph and
the Technic Colored drinkat except I was outside in the
cab coming home.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
But you know, as I said, there's one giant song
and that's what they've done on it. It would be
like going to see Cats, which is famous for this song,
and that's Sheila, as you would say, racks off outside
and you just have to watch the other performers that
lick themselves on a window sills.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
He sat on the balcony having a vape in.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
The litter box.

Speaker 9 (27:37):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
We're on's not gonna manage.

Speaker 16 (27:47):
Knocking Joy.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I know there's a lot going on in the world.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
You're processing what's happening over in the Middle East. You're
processing what's happening with Tammy Hembrow and Matt Zakowski.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
They split up after seven months of marriage. Can you
believe that there's a speculations is going to end?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
So they just got married and then boom, it's over
and on the first of July.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
This is something I think I'm looking at you about.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Our road rules are going to change to mandate the
driver's slow down to forty k's when passing a stationary
or slow moving emergency incident response.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
What are you saying?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
And roadside assistance vehicle?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
So you know this now, if the cops or an
ambulance on the side of the road with a flashing light.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
You know that you've got to slow down to forty
You know that.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I'm not sure I did so.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Now on the first of July, that's going to expand
further to other vehicles, like what emergency vehicles?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Well it does have a flashing llow light. Yeah, so yeah,
you got to slow down. Well you can't go past
it ice cream?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
And can you so I have to slow down when
when you.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
See a tow truck, a breakdown assistance vehicle, those things
you've got.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
To slow down to four.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's got a light on it.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
He's got a flacing light.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
So if you hear it playing green sleeves, slow down.
I'm just saying, because your license is on, you know
a thread?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Is it scared to look?

Speaker 12 (29:11):
So?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
How many points I've redeemed?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
It's twenty four to eight. Another milestone. Kylie Minogue's hot pants.
You remember from Spinning Around? They're celebrating a perth are.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
They are they blowing out candles?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I'd like to see that Young.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Podcast twenty five years of Kylie's hot Pants?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Can you believe it?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
You know when that song came out and you remember
this song Spinning Around, I don't show.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
The choice of that or stirrup pants.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
So that was.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Tune of two thousand and that came out and everyone
just loved it. But particularly what Kylie was wearing in
that film clip.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think that redefined her as a you know, as
a sexy person.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I've always thought Kylie is a sexy person, you know that,
But the tiny rooshed gold Lama pants.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
She bought them in a London flea market. You know
the story of this for month.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I do not No, she would have had more than that.
She bought fifty p might have done more than that.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh yeah, these days, you know, with your bladder and
all that one dollar that's in our Australian dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
And she bought them.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
She put them on and people went cuckoo crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
They just are these days.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
The they write this at the paper.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
The Aging Pants House in the Art Center in Melbourne
as part of her costume archives, are they. Yeah, but
that's twenty five years of Kylie's hot pants. That means
it's the anniversary when my Mick smashed his Harley up
twenty five years ago because of Kylie's hot pants. Tell

(30:51):
me gather around children mixed driving along on his Harley
Davidson fat Boy, nice bike, going down the M five.
There is a live ginormal billboard on the side of
the M five with Kylie on all fours with her
dairy hot panded dairy air pointing to space and mix
putting up into.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
The air into space.

Speaker 11 (31:13):
Yeah, I'm trying to paint a picture here, so it
mis riding along and goes, oh, good Ward jumps on
the breaks too late, runs up the back of a.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Ute, not the back of Kylie. No, No, did he
write that?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Ona in the insurance claim said what was the reason
for the accident?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Said he was distracted.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
By Kylie's bomb in gold Shorts.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
That's what he wrote. And fair enough, and they passed
the claim.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
They said fair enough. He even said pictures.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
In they went boom, boom, stamp stamp.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Nothing to see here.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well, I'm glad that Kylie herself is still going strong too,
and so is Mickey still right? Is he is het?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
They wrote that bike off, but he's got a fleet
of them.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Now, fifty years since this iconic film hit our screens?

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Is that.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
All this would have been you in the movie so.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
All you got?

Speaker 6 (32:14):
That?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
All you got John Williams that shark. So John Williams
wrote that film? Yes, or he also did Star Wars
between him and Hans Zimmer. They've done all the news
you can ever imagine.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Bilberg originally laughed at that.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
He went, is he dumb? He?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Okay, Ryan, that's enough for that.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
So I was reading an article recently where they're talking
about just in terms of how Hollywood works now why
that film could not have been made now. Spielberg was
twenty six when he was hired to direct the movie.
He'd had three films previously, but the most recent one,
which was Sugarland Express, had been a box office bomb.
So he's not the kind of person that anyone would

(32:52):
pick today to direct this kind of project. More likely,
he would have made a low budget independent film. Took
it to Sundance, would have been by a bigger company,
and then the follow up films would have got bigger
and bigger. But they really took such a chance on
him in a way they wouldn't now. The main cast
of Jaws consists of three guys, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfus,
Roy Scheider, great actors, but they weren't the kind of

(33:15):
stars that could open a movie. Spielberg said, the star
of the movie would always be the shark. But for example,
you look at Dune, the June movies. Recently, they've got Zendaya,
Timothy Charlemagne, Florence Pugh, Javier Javier Bardem, Christopher Walken major
stars in all the roles and.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Are still a dreadfully boring movie.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
It's my son's favorite.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
I know what's with the kids.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I tried to watch it. I just couldn't.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I watched it the first time round and went, oh, okay,
and it was boring. Then I me in the eighties,
in the eighties, and then I watched it.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
ADM, you just don't get it. You gotta watch it.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
And I watched it. I said, I feel like I'm
in the imprisoner class.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
My tears watching it, and I couldn't stay. Why I'm
missing here, But also Jaws and other reason and why
things have done differently now as we know because you
and I read the book Jonesy Jawns. Jawn's Jaws is
based on a book by Peter Benchley that it only
came out one year before the movie, so it didn't
have a huge fan base. For example, today a movie

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has to be that's based on a book. The book
has to be established as a best seller. For example,
it ends with us, this is the book that's been
so controversial with Blake Lively the movie. I mean that
novel was published many years before the movie came up
and became a best seller, So the novel is a
best seller before it. These days it's made into a movie,
and the producers have said that if they'd read the

(34:36):
novel Jaws more closely, they probably wouldn't have made it.
One of the reasons is because it's effects heavy, but
old school effects. Jaws is the first movie to be
shot on the open seas incredibly difficult in nineteen seventy five,
and they say that that's probably roughly the equivalent to
Tom Cruiser's current during project, which is to shoot a
movie in outer space. That's how hard it would have been.

(34:58):
So lots of summer blockbusters today they rely on special effects,
but they're digital effects. They're not the hard yards.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Shoot it out in space, so they just fake it
like the moon landing.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Well, that's what he doesn't want to do. He doesn't
want to fake.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
He wants to make it real.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah. And the thing though that worked in Jaws favor
was marketing. They got that iconic image that had been
on the front of the book with the sharks Jaws
heading up towards the swimmer on the top, and they
marketed the hell out of it. And they decided to
market to release the movie nationwide and then worldwide in
one giant hit, which set the template for the future blockbusters.

(35:33):
So Jaws was the very first blockbuster.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
The franchise as well. I guess so was one Jaws.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Two Jaws. Remember Jaws one hundred and fifty eight with
Michael Caine in it, where the shark follows him down
to Bermuda.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Fellow's chief Brodie's wife who in the book, in Peter
Benchley's book is having illicit thoughts about Matt Hooper the oshaffer.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, Richard Raper's character, but in the in the movie,
she's always up for it. If you noticed that she
drinks heeps and it's always up for it.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
That's your dream. You're the only one that remembers there
was a lot of mony years ago, a munch going. Okay, Brendan,
you have different memories to the film than most of us.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I remember reading it as a nine year old podcast most.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Amanda's You're going to need a bigger boat.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer, will come back to
that question if time permits. You get all the questions right,
Happy days, happy dollars, and.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it is double or nothing. Yazy Andrew
is in hilltop. Hello Andrew, good morning. How are you
going very well? We've been giving quite a bit of
money away lately. Let's if we continue this run with you.
We've got ten ten question sixty seconds. Andrew, as we
always say, say pass if you're not sure. Okay, okay, Andrew,

(37:08):
good luck, because here we go. He comes. Question number one, briosh,
chiabata and sour dough are types of what? Question two?
What do you call the liquid inside a pen? Question three?
Dijon is a type of what condiment mustard? Question four
is Danny minou Kylie's younger or older sister? Younger? Question five?

(37:32):
True or false? Traditionally, an Olympic simming pool is one
hundred meters long. True. Oh it's fifty.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh. No one has one hundred swimming pool too much,
even Thorpe could do. Too much has been deemed by
the pool's association.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Sorry Andrew, Sorry, thank you for playing. That's all right,
thank you. We all love a romantic story. We love
a story someone who locks eyes with someone and goes,
you know what, they're my person. This is a story
from a town in Salpaolo in Brazil. This woman who

(38:14):
name is Danielle as she's thirty three. She went to
a funeral of one of her relatives. In that small town,
most people know each other. While she was at the funeral,
she locked eyes or he didn't lock eyes back with her,
but she went for look at the guy conducting the service.
She thought he was gorgeous. Right, So for the next

(38:37):
two years straight, she went once a month to a
funeral service, thinking she'd get him to notice her. He
probably thought she was like Jessica Fletcher and had killed
everybody because he think, why is she here again? Well,
it because, weirdly, he didn't even notice that she was there.
So this guy, his name is Apollo. He's working as
the funeral director and doing the service, and he was

(38:58):
focused and professional or unaware that he was being watched
from the pews. She has said, I don't even like funerals.
I used to think I'll give the family a hug
and then i'll go. But now I've hung around so
I can get to see.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Him who actually likes funerals.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
One No, oh, yeah, right, I'm in. So she made
a sneaking habit of attending services every few months, holding
out hopes for a glimpse of spark a moment of connection,
and no one questioned her. A friends and family who
turned up to these things alongside didn't question her. He
apparently had no idea, she said, only told him later
when we started finally talking, that I'd been doing this,

(39:33):
and he said, how did I don't notice you before?
He was always so focused on work. Eventually, her persistence
paid off. The two began dating earlier this month. They
tied the knot, and she turned up at the wedding
in a hearse, in a hearse with some nice streamers
off the back, with his company branded down the side

(39:54):
and that, but she had a banner on the back
and said, till death do us part.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I think she's in it for other.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Things, drama, in it for the drama.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
But people are into death.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
But also they are some people are into it.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
If you are in a relatively small town, why don't
you ask someone if they know him and find out
where he goes to drink, to eat, where he hangs out.
Doesn't always have to be his place of wood. To
turn up with your face prisons as the glass.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
It's hardly Romeo and Juliet, is it?

Speaker 9 (40:23):
You?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Remember Romeo and Jewel?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Remember the thing she's up on the balcony and Ryan,
we've got something.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
We've got some Romean is my lady?

Speaker 12 (40:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Is this my love?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
There he is in the bushes.

Speaker 12 (40:41):
That she knew.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
She speaks, She speaks, She doesn't spend, she says nothing.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
What of fact.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Her discourses?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I will answer it how much as you see. I'm
play Brendan. I think we've had enough.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Scoots through a bit.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Ryan's how fast Shakespeare should be.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Used?

Speaker 2 (41:04):
The crib notes and then she speaks. She speaks. Okay,
good on you, you're for the panther.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
She's not going to stop now, mate.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
When she starts speak again, you don't want that made.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Sometimes, though, we look back on this stuff and we think,
isn't it charming that someone sleeps under your balcony for
three weeks? And now, well, we look at the old movies,
we think that's kind of inappropriate. If a girl says no,
she means no. But sometimes it takes a while to
woo someone, maybe two years or three years of going
to funerals, just to pervet the guy who's hosting the service.

(41:41):
The tribal drum is beating for the lengths you went
to woo but soft what light? Three on the window breaks,
obsessed with this Rumian Jury made.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
So this woman, a Brazilian woman, has spent two years
attending funerals to woo the undertaking.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, she.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Saw him when she was sincerely at a funeral, and
I thought he's a bit of all right, So she just.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Kept going to the top hat and the long coat.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
No, I don't think he dressed like Abraham Lincoln. I
think the modern a purse.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Was that the vulture sitting on his shoulder.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
So she started going to a whole lot of funerals
just to perve at him and try and catch his eye.
Finally she did catch his eye, and then they got
married recently, and her wedding car was a hearse.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Yeah, I think she's into it for other things. I
think she's I think she's a gool.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
She's cool, she's cool.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
The tribal drum.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Has reading for the lengths you went to woundsoft what
like thonder window bracks. We've just been hearing that. Juliet
apparently was thirteen. Yeah, yeah, so he wasn't just cradle
snatching his cradle cap snatching.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Okay, Romeo was did you just put that in there
just to do that?

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Job. Of course, Romeo was sixteen, she was thirteen.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Proportionally different days.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
He's not going to be on the sex offender's register.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
And I think right Romance Brendan Romance Shakespeare.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Harriet has joined us.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Hello, Harriet, who went to lengths to woo my.

Speaker 16 (43:08):
Dad went for lengths to mom? Yeah, so my dad's
best friend was dating my mom at the time. When
they broke up, my mom had to move out of
his house and she had nowhere to go. So my
dad kind of swooped in and said, I've got a
place you could stay.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Straight after that, did they get together or was there
a bit of a slow burn?

Speaker 16 (43:27):
That was about a week?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Okay, and then you came along, Harriet? Is that right?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Sorry? And then you came over. Your dad watched him afar.
It's like Eric Clapton watching Paddy Boyd being married to
George Harrison. He said, I'm in love with with my
best friend's wife.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yea, and then he wrote a song about it.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah. And I don't think they broke up naturally. I
think he wooed her away big time.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
And how long are they being married for now, Harriet?

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (43:53):
Probably twenty eight years now, twenty eight years.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
It was nice, very nice. Yeah, Kim is with us?
Hello Kim? Who did the wooing?

Speaker 5 (44:03):
My husband?

Speaker 7 (44:06):
So I'm a real estate agent and I was conducting
an open house and this tall, handsome scotsman came in
and I didn't really think anything of it.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
And on the Monday he rang me and.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
He said I've got a minute and I said yeah, sure,
and he said, I just want to read you an ad.
I've seen something I really like and I went, oh, okay,
and he said, architect designed bright and sunny aspect under
thirty years, only the best materials used, open to office.
This is a really bad ad, like I don't know

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who wrote this, but it's really crap. And he said.
I said, I where's the house and he said, oh,
it's not a house. Will you come out with me?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Oh I love it? Yeah, walk up garage And how
long ago was that, Kim?

Speaker 7 (44:54):
Thirty four years?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Oh? I love it.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
So that's a nice story. That's a nice it's had
creepy at first or no, no, oh no.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
He was very fun and he's a real circus.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
That sounds terrific.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
That's what it's about, a real circus, because you put
a sold sticker on your fat front.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I wait for him to have an extension.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
I'm theer car waker under contract.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Have we got to lay on in case Amanda sweat?
And there's a lot of process on this day.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
The Middle East is at war and Tammy Hembrow and Matt.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Zakowski have split up.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I'm not sure who she is and.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
We're just talking about, Well, you don't know who Tammy
Hembrow is coming on.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
It's all over the papers. No, I don't really know.
But anyway, maybe we're a part of the business. We
should know.

Speaker 13 (45:50):
This news dropped Idios sensation and fitness mogul Tammy Hembrou
has confirmed that she is divorcing her husband, Matt Zakowski,
after just seven months of marriage.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
It'll be okay, but I just feel secure, awful.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Of course you feel awful.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
They was Zakowski slipped into her DMS in twenty twenties.
They met and so they've been married for seven months,
but there's been speculation for the last five months that
they're going to split up.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
That a reception.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
It's like, if they can't make it, who can come
up next?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Do you get greasy hair.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Ah, today, you'll.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Be surprised how much grease is in your hair. I've
got some alarming stats. We'll talk about it next.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
What more alarming than what we've just heard.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Podcast? Not everyone gets greasy hair, Like if you don't,
how often do you wash your hair?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I don't wash it. I go on the surf and
that's it.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Ever, you don't ever share poo you You know what.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I was cleaning out my chimney on Saturday. I had
to wash it.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Because I live kens in England. I had to get
up the chimney.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
My hair got or dusted or sorted it and so
I had to wash it under the kitchen sink, wash
it in the kitchen sink because I was I just
had a shower and I was mucking around with a
chimney and then I thought, I bug it the next
and we're about to go out.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Next minute, I'm putting my head up on the chimney,
which is momost came, why are you doing this now?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I said, well, you know, because I need to do
it now, and then I came out looking like a
mens screol.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
So yeah, So that's the last time I watched it.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Okay. And when you wash it, do you wash it
with your wife's expensive hair shampoo.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yeah, I use whatever shampoo's in there. Yes, you don't
use my expensive hands shampoo. It's all the same. You know,
that's a con.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
You're going to be one of those guys by the
shampoo people. Oh, here we go, rinse and repeat.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Rents and repeat. You don't need to do that. That's
a con by the shampoo people. No one needs to
wash their hair twicely.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
You're winning by never shampoo in your.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Hair, in your face, in your nice hair.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Well, if you do have oili hair, actually you don't
even have to have Oili hair, if you just have hair.
There's some alarming a stats about how much oil your
hair produces. Have listened to this.

Speaker 12 (48:06):
If you collected all the grease from your hair, you'd
have around a gram of oil per day, and after
about two years, you'd have enough to fry a single
corn dog.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Now keep frying a whole turkey.

Speaker 12 (48:18):
You would take about twenty seven years of collected hair grease,
and if you kept gathering it for over five hundred years,
you'd have about sixty gallons, which is enough oil to
deep fry an entire pig.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I'm not planning to live for five hundred years, but
just that stat is still alarming.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
I should set up that's outside schools for the U
ten boys.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Oh that greasy hair, it comes out there. What is
with that?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, I mean it is. That's the thing. You go
through the unit phase when they're younger, you go through
the oil phase when they a little bit older, and
then the hair disappears, the bold phase. Having hair is
great fun.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
The circle of life.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Dem jam nation.

Speaker 16 (49:04):
To our favorite.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Caller, email or Facebook friend wins forgot, I'm going early.
We haven't had our goolies yet.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah, we're doing the goolies.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
We're doing ours. Do you look out the window, Budgie,
I was reading the wrong piece of paper.

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Speaker 3 (49:27):
What have we got today?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Trying to get the dogs to go out for a
week at night in this freezing cold weather gets my ghoulies.
I have chihuahas they hate the cold, they load the rain.
They procrastinate before they go outside, and when they do
they take forever to find a spot and do their business.
And if it's raining, they look at me as if

(49:49):
to say, don't even go there, woman, I will be
pupping inside today.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
How can you tell if a chua is anxious because
they're all shaky and googly. I did the best of times.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah, what else have we got?

Speaker 14 (50:06):
What gets my girlies is when I'm running on the
footpath and a person is coming in the opposite directions
with their heading, their phone meandering all over the place.
I used to be flight move, but not anymore. I
run right out of them and scare the crap out
of them. Get your head out of your phone. Derek's
ary gets my girlies.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I heard Derek for a while. No, it's almost as
good as enough luff.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
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Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah, yeah, well we miss those days.

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Now you also get the Jonesy demanded tea towel. Speaking
of textiles, you know what's arrived in a big.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Box any centers and stuff is him textiles.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I'm not interested the bad Element t shirt here.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
They big box just derived and everyone was besides them.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
So we get them made out of corduroy, like I
asked with.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
So today is a red letter day, the twenty third
of June. Of course you will remember where you were
when influencer Tammy Hembrow and Matt Zakowski divorced.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
In case you don't know.

Speaker 13 (51:21):
Idiot sensation and fitness mogul Tammy Hembrou has confirmed that
she is divorcing her husband, Matt Zakowski, after just seven
months of marriage.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
It can not be okay, but I just feel secure, awful.
It sounds like it's been announced on The Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
We're on the brink of World War three, but we're
all okay.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I am worried about people's welfare.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
You have mentioned it all day.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
You know what, how are we dealing with this? Like
Kelly from Glen Alpine, Kelly, the knowledge that Tammy Hembrow
and Matt Zakowski have split up after seven months of marriage.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Are you okay?

Speaker 16 (51:56):
Yes, sure, I am see.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
I think we've better send her a care package.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
OK, let it go. Now coming up next, right, are
you two? That's I'll be giving you a chance to
win the greatest weekend of your Yeah. You go to
Florida Big Weekend. You see Sting perform, You see Brian
Adams and.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
They're performing together at the hard rock Cafes the right.
I think because they did do a song together. We
brought with Rod Stewart, but I think they've cut right
out of the equation.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
You also get a trip to Disney World. So you
go to the Bahamas, you go to Disney World. This
is this weekend's looking mammoth he go has more deats
after nine.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
We, on the other hand, will be back for jam
Nation tonight at six o'clock.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
We will see you then, indeed you will.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Good day to you. Well, thank God, that's over, Good bite,
good bye, wipe.

Speaker 9 (52:42):
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