FULL SHOW: The Pettiest Revenge!

What's the pettiest revenge you've taken on somebody? Wait until you hear these stories!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What it's time for our podcast?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You know what, Scott Cam, we both love him, but
you smother him like you're his girlfriend. He walks in
here and I can't get looking because you say, tell
me about electricians. I'm looking for an electrician. Tell me
about keem set, what's the best glue? Tell me about
how I should fix this? Tell me tell me, you.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Know, because usually around here it's all about you know,
feelings in the ABC and whatever?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
About that, about man stuff, any much about anything that's
that's vaguely human and emotionally your ABC exactly.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Scottie and I we talk about man stuff. We talk
about chem set.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
What's keem set? You've mentioned about eighty? Are you in
the pocket of big chemsy? Do you know the fourth
day in a row you've talked about chem set?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Do you need to put some threaded right into it? All?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I need to glue your mouth shut.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And you're wondering how you're gonna hold that threaded rod
in the hole.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Sometimes I wonder if your hand is to your genital area,
because that's you did this constantly.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Or you do with kem said. I would never let you.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Scott Cam is Ozzy Osborne. More tributes flowing in from
people that you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Expect, Donny Osmond anyone. Also, we put hankies to the pub.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Test Yeah, and the travel drum will beat for petty revenge.
Forget about major revenge like lacing food with death cap mushs.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
We want small, petty, passive aggressive.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
That's all in this podcast. That a miracle of recording.
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
I heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Congratulations, Mandre you right now.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
And Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
It could anyone your Selfie Giant.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
Good radio.

Speaker 8 (02:08):
Sorry but it's a tone tone twist set.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
And Amanda, it's shoot timing.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
We're on the air. Good morning to you, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
How are you well and how are you?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I am very well. I love those pants you're wearing.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I have had these pants probably how old is my
oldest son twenty four? I've had them since before him.
What the reason I'm going to ask is when did
Diana die, not the ninety seven. I think I've owned
these since around then. Have a look, I can't get
my leg up that high.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
My trousers have Diana's face on them all over them.
They're denim denim ladies, but they're sort of these iconic trousers.
And actually I owned them before she died, and there
was a period of time therefore where I couldn't wear
them when she'd passed away.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Because it would seem a little bit insensitive.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Would it seem that I bought them because she died
and I hadn't, So.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
You're sitting on Diana's face?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, well I still am well the people's princes in
the most respectful well.

Speaker 9 (03:08):
That you know.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You're always a great fashion play. People always come up
to me and say that a man should Amanda.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
What pants is she wearing today?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
She is a real fashion play.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, who's back.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Here? Tomato? Your new deal? So I thought you were
going to be working. I thought it was three days,
two days. So you're working two days a week, two
days a week, and I don't have to do the
air on anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You should do it? No, you do it?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
No, really, that's my father.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Do you still do it? You'll still do it.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
So mate, what are you doing that's taking us? You
know you're away from us?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
What else? Give us an example of this that I
can't talk about this some stuff I got many fingers
in many parties.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
You were a hit man or something in between buying
bags of lime and bearing bodies during the man but
not Thursday Friday. Actually, I can't kill someone Thursday Friday.
I'm working in the morning.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
If you have Tim Wraye after, you'd be pretty safe.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I reckon you with a spoom.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
So nothing you can tell us about. No, I just
I have my what's the same. I'm stoking many fires,
but I don't think you've ever got a fire.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, I don't mention that phrase two girlfriend, because I
don't think it means what you think it might mean.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Well, I must say it's so good to see your
back mate. Okay, oh good because God Scott Camp coming
in on the show today.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
And also we have dart throwing Brendan. Let me just
say this. I think we're probably two thirds of the
way through the season. Would you agree with that?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
And I am winning so far. My dart throwing has
picked more winners than the experts. It just goes to show.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Also, we can't do anything until we do the magnificent set.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Question one, which famous ship in an iceberg and sank
in nineteen twelve? It's a tricky one. M Why are
you sick of Instagram and everyone on the European holidays? Boo?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I say, do they play Europe? Do they in the
Instagram post?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
No? Oh, I'm just saying no. Just reminded me that
everyone's in Europe. So it does look stinking hot, very hot,
stinking crowded, and everyone gets their big tourist show. You
think does not look incredible. The camera looks back the
other way and you go, I'd fade away. I'd faint
in the heat and the crowds and the lack of toilets.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Do you remember that young guy that used to work
with us and he got a nice little selfie out
the front of Anne Frank's cottage selfie?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Do you remember that a guy that worked with us
for a Nada second?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Ryan?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Right? Ryan is back, klu Kalai, He's back.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I thought he was going to have he was going
to work three days off and have two days.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
He's going to work for three days, have two days off.
But you're excellently.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Have you got ladies midweek tennis or something?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Three days off?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Lady's midweek pickle ball stuff?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, and still has an elaborate of what this stuff is?

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Where are the magnificence seven questions? Can you go all
the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you
do that, a man will say.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I might one day I need to get the bottom
of klu Kalai. But let's move on.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
It's a celebratory term.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Is that from Scouts or something? No, shut that conversation down. Hello, Nathan,
how are.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
You good morning?

Speaker 10 (06:04):
I'm great?

Speaker 7 (06:05):
Thanks?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Are you very well?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Question number one? Which famous ship had hit an iceberg
and sank in nineteen twelve? That's the one. What was he?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
What was Australia's currency before switching to the dollar in
nineteen sixty six?

Speaker 10 (06:19):
Nathan, it was the pound.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
It was the pound. I just remember the song at
the conversion is one of my earliest memories. I didn't
come the dollars, out go the pence and it was
to the click go the shares.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
What do you iland?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I am highlander? I it is one of my earliest memories.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, I wasn't born.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Oh good ones so why would you laugh at that?
Some of us are older than others. Brendan, get used
to it, Nathan.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Let's play what's on the box?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'll turn the box on. Nathan? What TV show has
this theme makes me happy?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Nathan? I don't know. Have you heard it before?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
No? I don't think I have.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well, sorry, Nathan. This is where it is for you.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Norell's in Roselands by Norell Oh boys.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
It was one of the early ones from the sixties.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Is easy? Okay? What would you love? What would you like? Norell?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
What do you want to aimcme the dollars and outgo
the pens? Do you remember that on the fourteenth of
February ninety sixty six.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I can remember that.

Speaker 11 (07:26):
Yeah, I get a point for that.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
No, sadly you don't, because you just get derision like.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I how would you get a buzzer? NoREL? How much
is a good thing?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Jon Man, Sam Hit Podcast, Jonesy and Aman during the
morning on Gold one oh one point seven.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Hello, there we are into the magnusm seventh gym Ry
has graced us with his presence.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
So yeah, I found that song that you guys are singing.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
About the old because we're just talking the one about
the money. Yeah, And in nineteen sixty six is swapover
from the pound to the dollar. Can you play? It
was one of my earliest memories.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Even come the dollars and in come the cents to
replace the pounds and the shillings and the pence. Be
prepared folks when the.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Coins begin to mix on the board.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
In the February nineteen sixty six.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I was yet to be born, Yeah, but I and
it was the way I was just looking at the
ad that Ryan's got up there.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
So five cents was six d and ten cents was
one slash D. I don't know. Twenty cents is to
slash something you.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Wouldn't have survived if the oldie days, I couldn't survive.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
And one dollar no, I don't know. I couldn't survived
in olden times. I imagine they tried to do this.
Now we'd all vote no, no, we're not doing that. No,
we can't do that.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I'm going to collect all my pens and throw them
at the bank teller. But the column, mate, anyway, we've
moved on from then, moved on to that.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
We got the Magnificent.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Sevenaerul'd like to play give us call thirteen fifty five
twenty two GM.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
We are into the Magnificent seven and we're up to three, which.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Is what's on the box? The box on Andrew's in
dining host. Hello Andrew, Hello, gorgeous Veranda, aren't you sweet? Andrew?
And I reckon you'll know the answer to this? What
TV show has this theme?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Andrew? My big offer? It is the UK one? Uh,
the American?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
What type of food holds the world record for being
the most stolen around the globe?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Is that a cheese? B wagu beef or C chocolate?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Ah ae cheese?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
This is weird. An estimated four percent of the world's
cheese is stolen every year. How do you steal cheese
that Wallace and Grommet, Oh, of course this Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
They'd be like the cray Twins of the cheese world.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
They'd be having crazy dreams at night. Cheese Question five
for you, Andrew, You're a dog. VHS was the dominant
way to watch movie at home throughout the eighties and
the nineties. But what does VHS stand for?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Video? Hold on? Come on?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Where would you watch it? Word number two at home?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
System.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, if you've added a few extras, we'll give it
to video home system.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I've got this system in my house. It's called IRS
in room Sound and each room this.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Came with the house.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
It's got this old school panel on your present and
the radio comes in through the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
It's like the future. Do you use it?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Well, it's starting to break down now and you can't
replace it anymore. But now you can buy a UI
boom for twenty bucks, hook it up and then that's
what people say.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
But I like the old school technology. It's like the
command of phone system.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
And you think I'm old. Nineteen sixty six, Question number
six for you, Andrew, what's a good old day? What
confectionery item was banned in Singapore in nineteen ninety two?
You won't find it there.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
They're not the same thing, Andrew, I just want to
say that to you.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well, but chewy sticky stuff that you eat, okay, you
like Andrew as well. Jones has got it in for
you because you greeted me and well, no, you could
be king of the world. Who'll have a set against
you now?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
And No, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
You agree with the talent on the show, which don't
worry about the people that do the real work, which
English singer has announced he'll be touring here next year.
And Andrew, you did a congratulations You won the jam
pack one hundred dollars TVSN Shopping voucher, the Ultimate shopping
Experience tickets for you and three friends to Four Letters

(11:43):
of Love starring Pierce Brosnan and hell On Bottom Carter
in the heartfelt Brettish drama. Maybe you could take gorgeous
Amanda with you and Jones amandic carriage, his nerve, fear,
the color and some stular pencils. There's no nerve being
hid here, Andrew.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
And you'd like to add, yes, you're very handsome, Dame Andrew.
Well done.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Could you have fought harder for that compliment? I don't
think so.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I think Andrew did that willingly.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Thank you, mate, Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Podcast, Amanda anyone self?

Speaker 2 (12:23):
I want to fit through the germanac our basical musical facts.
Let's have a look on this day. In nineteen seventy six,
Elton John released the single Don't Go Breaking My Heart
of Course with KICKI d It sat on the US
charts for four weeks. The UK charts for six weeks.
Elton went viral recently. You may have seen the footage
of him surprising Chapel Rone fans at her concert. He's

(12:47):
a massive fan of Chapel Rone, and particularly a famous song,
Pink Pony Club. He popped up on stage to perform
it with her. He's a snipper. That's really the only
part it can kind of play because it sounds a

(13:09):
bit like that and that's a win in the shop.
And that's only that was your dip I do now.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Elton did recently did a WI in the shop. He yeah,
do you miss that?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Don't go breaking my phone. But that's the only time
he stood up during the performance, because the rest of
the time he sat in a chair with her. Think
cowboy hat. The comments weren't kind. Someone said, why is
Danny DeVito up on stage? This is Elton John being
the old white lady at a drag show. He gets
brought up on stage, but you know it's Elton John.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
What can you do is you got Molly Meldrum up there,
then okay, on.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
A stage, here we go. Let's hear it. Exciting news.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
The Block returns Sunday night seven, o'clock channel nine and nine.
Now I've been trying to get a word in with
Scott Jonesy has completely hugged hugged, hugged and Scott camp
asking questions about electricians, about liquid.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Kempt something or other.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Do all your friends do this?

Speaker 11 (14:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yes, Well we've been out there talking about Keem, sad
and Sparky. How good is Keem? Said?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Have you been paid by big Chemens during my holidays?
I had to attach some poles to some bricks, some masonry.
So I got some and Scott them, i'll do you
go into something else.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
A matter of I'll go and sit in a bimbo seat.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
So I had to get some some threaded rod, stainless
threaded rod, book a rod d drillma holes. Yes, put
the chem set in and man that that rod's not
coming out for love or money.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
How to stick your finger in that hole?

Speaker 8 (14:36):
Do not?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
You'll never get it out. You have to cut it
off of a knuckle. They should have used it in
that that Dike should have used it in Holland the
boy the like.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeah, we'll forget chem said, if you don't mind me saying,
it's more interested in getting your finger stuck somewhere. Have
you ever done that? Have you like people who who
make mistakes with glue and things?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Well I have.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
There was a nice neat whole in some brickwork, and
this young boy when I was called friends of us,
and he did have his.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Finger stuck in there.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
How did you get that?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Well, I had. I got a cold.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Chisel and I chipped around around around until there was
a little bit of lucis that he got it out,
and then we squirted him with a bit of vegetable
you know, oil, olive oil. Yeah, because he went in
with a knuckle and then the brick just grabbed him. Yep,
you and your fingers starts to swell off. Yes, yes,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
So I just chipped away and made a hole and
got him out.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'm trying to use it.

Speaker 7 (15:29):
And then I said the invoice four thousand dollars, and
I said that it was before the finger came out.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
No guarantee, no invoice, of course.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
So the block is back on Sunday night. And now
they're building houses from scratch, Yes we are.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
All the houses are the same footprint. So now they've
got to bring the a game in design, in wow
factor in the execution of their construction to try and
wow the judges and take came the win for the week.
So it's really made it a challenging for them, and
it's great for everybody at home because you get some
great new ideas, new products, new.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Design factors, new colors.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
There's a whole new thing going around which I didn't
know about, called color drenching.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (16:10):
That is the ceiling, the cornice, the walls, the skirting,
the cupboards are all the same color.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Is that the new thing?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's a new thing. It's not for everybody, but it
is a new thing, color drenching.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I saw you made a comment that I thought was
really interesting about Adrian Patelli, who the billionaire bidder, and
he's no longer going to be involved. And I saw
you say, well, now that's great because these houses are
going to be sold to real mum and dad.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
Well, that's what we've always strived for, and it's a
public auction. We couldn't stop Adrian from turning. Sure, but
we've asked him. You know, mate, we'd like you to
stand down so we can give the mums and dads
out there that have been wanting to buy a blockhouse
at certain times over the years, and we've got buyers
advocates that come every year and get blown out of
the water. So now it's going to open that up
for those mums and dads for maybe a holiday house

(16:57):
or forever home or mum and dad's three kids.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
It'll be true. That's what we want.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
And where is it? Where's the location?

Speaker 7 (17:03):
Dalsford hour and a half. Yeah, yet lovely hour and
a half out of Melbourne, food capital and the biggest
regional destination in Victoria as well. It swells from eighteen
hundred to like ten thousand every weekend. There's seven hundred
and fifty airbnb's there, so it's a real community.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
And five hatted restaurants in a little tiny country. Got
five hatted restaurants?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Five hatted? Yes, so there's five restaurants that have hats.

Speaker 7 (17:33):
They're all hated, and there's lots of restaurants that are fantastic,
but there app and there's two restaurants that have got
two hats.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Two had a restaurant, two added restaurant. Is there any
Golden Marches there?

Speaker 12 (17:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Oh god, no, Ballarat, You'll have to go to you to.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
The Scottish restaurant. Well, this is Dalesford is a very
aspirational location.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
It is.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, and also I might point out it's the gay
capital of Victoria.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
Is they have their own Chill Out Festival which is
like a Mardi Gras march with floats and all that.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Sort of thing. And yeah, a lot of the community
head there from Melbourne for that for that festival. And
look there's I think there's ten or twelve people turn up.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
It is a great spots.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Yes, indeed, of course.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Well we got our contestants to build a float, yeah
and participate in the Chill Out Festival as our very
first episode. And that was a challenge for them that
we were judged on their float and that's how they
chose the house.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
You'd have to use a choice.

Speaker 13 (18:33):
If you use chem set on a float, So have
you got to make a it wouldn't go anywhere fingers
in rods and holes, you know.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
And thank you again for filling in for a Mana
when she was doing that secret TV project Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yes, it is such a great job. Well I didn't
really but you guided me magnificently. Mate. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
I want you to.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
We'll get our own float as God came is here.
The block returns on Sunday at seven on Channel nine
and nine.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Now block it in, Block it in, mate seven o'
block love it. It's back. Thank you mate, Jones Nation.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Let's get on down to the Jernky the man of
arms here pub Test. Today's Gooley comes courtesy of today's
pub test comes courtesy of yesterday's gul Have a listen.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
What really gets my goolies is when you go out
to a restaurant like enjoying your meal. Next minute someone
gets a hanky out and blows their nose.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's just disgusting. Forgetting all about that is terrible. But
then we were discussing a broader discussion. Who has a hanky?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, it's interesting, isn't it. You know, with all the
social maras, is that the word of changing in the
old days before COVID used to sneeze into your hand.
Imagine ever doing that now?

Speaker 8 (19:51):
What that was? Just for you?

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Man? What were we thinking? I was away with my
brother when we're on holidays here and my sister while
down the South coast. Cameron still uses a.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Hanky his mid sixties. That's usually the amaze.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I don't think I've ever I can't remember the last
time I used a hanky. But tissues are manky, and
tissues are manky as well. It's all manky, but it's
not act to go somewhere.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Don't you shove a don't you shove a tissue up
your sleeve?

Speaker 8 (20:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I did that once in here because it was only
one tissue. I couldn't find another one and my nose
was dripping. I very rarely honk out my nose if
I can avoid it, if I can sniff it, and
just you know that sort of thing. So you're not
like an NRL player beginnuh no, no, no, But wealthy
people used to have handkerchiefs. It used to be a
sign of wealth. So there's still a bit of a
hangover with that that. But environmentally, tissues are better. I mean,

(20:44):
hanky's are better because you're not just you know, throw
away single be safe.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
If we don't suddenly stop using tissues.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
It does seem manky that you blow out your nose
and put it in your pocket or put in your
up your sleeve, put in your handbag. It's disgusting, isn't it. Well,
what do you think are you still using hankys? Hankys,
do they pass the pub test? Jem Damnation, Brendon and
Levanda and you're on the same show.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Let's start wearing lipstick. So many tributes are going through
for Ozzie Osborne.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
And so many funny stories emerging. What about this? I
saw this headline Ozzy Osborne gave up taking acid after
talking to a horse for an hour. He said, the
horse turned around and told me to f off. But
one of the weird tributes I saw was from Donny Osmond,
who said, remembering my brother in music, Ozzy Osbourne, and
you think what a weird conflation that is. And yet

(21:38):
apparently I haven't seen this ad before. They were in
a Pepsi commercial in two thousand and three. Here's a
snippet of it.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Here.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I'm seeing to do.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I'm trying to really to see this. What is these
aren't Pepsis?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Perhaps, he twists, you're a bunch of learly musicians.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Are not? The Osborne were the little bit I'm a
little bit rock and roll sh the kids are heading
to the os.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
There, dear go back to sleep and Sharon is Florence Henderson's.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Brilliant What about Remember the band was not was no
I know the name who were that walk the Dinosaur
Boom boom check check. Anyway, they did a song with
Kim Passenger and Ozzy Osborne.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Really care you are five red blood you kanke?

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Who's that?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
That's really there's a little bit of pitching up there,
don't you post maloney.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I never needed and possibly the greatest co lab ever
Miss Piggy out we were It's enough to turn your kosher.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Ironically, he has said that that one hadn't worked. Believe me,
I'm not a big miss effing Piggy fan. To make
sure I've bigged out the right bit there, say what
you mean?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
We miss your mate.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Let's get on down to the jukes. Demand of arms.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
God, I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I'm taking now go to your windows, your head on
a yell. Today's pub test was provided by this ghouli
from yesterday.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
What really gets my goolies is when you go out
to a restaurant like enjoying your meal. Next minute someone
gets their hanky out and blows their nose.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's just disgusting. The idea of the hanky is interesting,
and let's not mention it with the word ghoulie. Ever again,
you blow your nose into it, you put it back
in your pocket. You look at it now and you think.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
That's disgusting, look at it and inspect her.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
No, but I mean you look at the you look
at the concept people do, look at the bits and
put it back in. You know it's it's it's foul
and someone has to wash them. I think it's the
domain of men. Let's see what you think, hanky, so
they pass the pub test.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
My mum continues to use them. She's eighty and I've
watched about eight of them. Yesterday I couldn't deal with the.

Speaker 14 (24:45):
Thought of thank you's going and washing machine with all
the other clothes. That's just making me see she use
a great so breakdown.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
No problem.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
I'm a hanky person.

Speaker 10 (24:54):
I always carry a list one or two in my
pocket at all times, and it's not afraid to years them.
But if I am in a restaurant or somewhere like that,
I always make sure I do it discreetly and then
back in my pocket.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
No, they don't. I had gross, absolutely gross, blowing your
nose into it, putting it back, to using it again,
and then some poor bunnies have to wash it, usually
with me, so, no, they don't pass the pump Yeah,
the pump test.

Speaker 8 (25:21):
My partner carries one all the time, not necessarily for
blowing his nose, but for emergencies.

Speaker 14 (25:27):
And you know he's used it when people have cut
their hands, so you know, cover up their blood and
things like that.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
So it does pass it up to you for emergencies.
Alan Jones, he used to always have a chief.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I don't. I think that's probably you know, the fake
one that goes in the suit. But if your if
your hands a lot of stuff, if your hand was
bleeding and someone offered you a hanky to put over it,
I choose to bleed out. I'm not sure. How do
you know it's going by that time?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
My eyeball fell out when I was running down the
camera and this guy said you better use this hand
him push your eye back in.

Speaker 8 (25:58):
Is it clean?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah? I did inspected at the time of my good eye.
Oh no, okay, that's fair enough. But that was that
was very handy.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Well, look, you know it was interesting a couple of
females there saying they passed the pub test. But I
think mostly they're used by men coming up.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
I'm men coming well, coming up.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
I put something on my Instagram yesterday and I fallen.
My children saw it and thought I was in on
the joke, as did Digital Jenna. She thought that I
was part of the joke, that I got it. I'm not.
I'm an idiot. We'll talk about it next. I saw
something the other day that I put on my Instagram,
and my children and Digital Jenna saw it and thought, oh,

(26:39):
mum's in on the joke. This is funny. I wasn't.
I'm going to out myself as an idiot. I saw
a picture, remember the Turkish guy at the Olympics who
just casually turned up, had his hand in his pocket,
pretty much put down a smoke. Bang got gold? Remember that?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
So you just showed up.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
It just showed up. Whatevers, I'll get gold. I saw
that with above it it says this was five years ago.
Feel old Yet I posted that and I put underneath it.
The news cycle moves fast. It sounds like because there's
a trope at the moment where it's like Will Smith

(27:15):
hits Chris Rocket the Oscars twenty seven years ago. Today
it's all a joke. The timelines, it's just a joke
about how our timelines are all weird, but I fell
for that, and even behind it, it's got Paris twenty
twenty four in the picture.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, And I said to you, you're joking. No, I
showed you the.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Pictures and I said, can you believe this is five
years ago? So it looks like I'm in on this joke,
this Instagram joke.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
You're a genius.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I'm a complete idiot. But it does show you how
quickly the news cycle does move, that your perception of time,
and I think COVID had a lot to do with that,
that there's years that we've just lost and have sped
up and slowed down at the same time.

Speaker 13 (27:55):
I think I.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Completely forgot about during my holidays, and I've had a
bit of a social medium. I just did scroll through
my phone as much.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
But one of the things that popped up Ozzy Osborne
dead at the age of seventy six. This happened on
my Instagram a week ago and I looked at it,
so you saw that I saw it. I remember at
the time googling, is Ozzie still with us? That's terrible,
and sure enough he was. And it was only when
Kelly Osborne, his daughter, put out a post saying this
who does this?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Who does this? I'd say this, that.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Was a bot that put that out, because now we've
got a situation where bots are fighting with bots and kids,
the young kids gemoy Rise Clan, they put out these
s posts, so they make up stuff and they just
put it up there. A classic example of this is
Scott Morrison Ingodean macis thing right, that never happened. So
the guy has come out and said I was just
taking the piss and everyone ran with it. But now

(28:44):
people firmly believe that that actually happened. It's like the
Steve Irwin effect. What's that people believe that they've seen
the video of Steve Irwin meeting his demise with the
stingray that doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Well, you know my friend Anida McGregor, who's exists been yeah, no,
we've seen it. We've never seen it. Anita McGregor, my friend,
who is a forensic psychologist. One of her colleagues, does
a lot of work on memory and for when you're
in the witness box. A lot of research goes into
whether memories are real or not. And they did an

(29:17):
experiment years ago where they said to somebody, do you
remember when you end up in a hot air balloon.
I said, no, I never did that, And then they
show them a photo from a childhood from their childhood
where they've a docted it in a shot of them
in a hot air balloon. And then later on they
say do you remember the thing, like go, yeah, I
remember that holiday with the hot air balloon. We're so
open to suggestion of the visual, but these days it

(29:38):
is so hard because AI has made those visuals so confusing.
We see stuff every day that isn't real and we
don't know it. I'm watching the movie JFK. This was
the Oliver Stone film. How many years ago?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Thirty years something like that, and they showed some footage
of an autopsy situation with him on the tape, And
at the time, Harley and I were talking about this
and saying, you can't tell if it's documentary footage or
if it's a movie footage, and how confusing it is
because once you see it, you think you've seen the actuality.
But these days we're seeing pictures where as we said yesterday,

(30:15):
Donald Trump is singing at the Oscars these we believe
this stuff, that imagery he's put out of Barack Obama
being arrested. We see the images and we think it's
real and we go some of us go, how can
you fall for that? But as human beings, how can
we not?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
If this is the other thing with bots arguing with
bots on the internet, so you put up a post,
particularly the Trump stuff, I've noticed there's bots arguing with
bots and then humans get involved.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
But they've just got two different opinions, these bots.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
But people join in on the they do because it's
all about lean in. You're going to lean in when
you're anxious, when you're frightened, when you're scared. So the
bots are generating that fear and we lean in.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
That's exactly what you do.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Oh it's exhausting, isn't it exhausting? Meanwhile, I look like
an idiot on Instagram, thanks very much.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
And there was no way I involved why.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
I can't blame anyone. Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Killer. I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
I'm not a couple of drings.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
There's a theory, not many people are believing this theory,
but that Ozzy Osbourne has already been reincarnated. There's a
woman called Tricia Peates and she is a big influencer
in the States.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Who is she though? Just a big influence.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
All you need to know is she's a giant influencer,
an American media personality, singer, actress, YouTube star, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
And here I am just hearing about her for the
first Can you.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Believe it, Brendan. But what people are saying here she's
just had her third baby the day that that Ozzy
Osbourne died.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Run.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
She had her first baby the day the queen died. Yep,
the second baby the day the pope died. Okay, third
baby the day Ozzy Osbourne died. And people are saying
that every time she gives birth, a celebrity passes and
maybe joins us.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
So maybe she's some sort of amazing soothsayer, a Nostradamus.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Of her time, maybe a birth channel nostrodamus. That's maybe
what she is. You've heard it here.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
First, her kid's names, do.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You want to do? You really want to know? Her
first baby that was born the day the queen died
is called Malibu Barbie. Her second daughter, who's born the
day the pope died, is called Elvis. Yes, And well,
she's had a son and his name. This is the
day that Ossie passed away. His name is Aquaman. And

(32:44):
she said he's not to be known as Aqua.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's Aquaman, Aquaman, Osborne, get in the house.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Aquaman. Moses is his middle name. So you can split
the sea and then swim in it, that's a Moses. No,
he didn't. He's split the red sea. I keep up
with the biblical information. Brendan, please don't leave me hanging
out here.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Fruits of This Pie podcast Gold seven, Hello, there is
Jonesy no matter.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I watched Furiosa, the most recent Mad Max installation, while
I was on my dreadful, dreadful, dreadful?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Is it just respect that one?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
It's got some Even Chris Hamsworth couldn't save it. You know,
I love Hemsey, but what a pos like?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
What?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
It was the worst ever? It made that look like
Mad Max one. Mad Max three looked like Mad Max one.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
It was that and was Mad Max three bad?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah? Because I brought those stupid little feral kids in.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Mad Max is about the cars, nothing else, and they
disrespected the whole franchise.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
I was I was yelling at the TV. I was yelling.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
My wife had to say, look just Calm down, Calm down, Brendan,
it's a shot.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I had to make a call to Hemsey. I said, mate,
come on, what are you doing. I was dreadful. You
were good in it, but the rest of it dreadful.
Don't waste your time.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
It's the rant over yep.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Okay, because I've you've got to start putting on your gloves.
You've got to start putting on your helmet, put it
in cricket pads because smart versus dart is coming up.
Let me just give you the history of this. We
decided that we'd let the universe decide who was going
to win the footy games. So we've looked at what
the experts say, and I throw darts at balloons that
are from the various teams, so randomly, me just throwing

(34:29):
darts has picked more winners than the experts have this year,
which just goes to show don't bet on anything other
than me.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Have a lot of people that run your life, because
it's a big deal being you.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
You've got you young shwe lady, and you've got your
personal assistant.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
And I've got the person who helps me with my
nanny for my children. Don't live at home, and I
have someone who helps me look at the installation of
the stars every night.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
You've got your astron That's what I was looking for.
Consp Also, now you've got a darts case.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Well, you had mocked my dart throwing so much.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Fury not as bad as fury.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Well I had you mocked my dart throwing. So I
had a secret dart lesson from Dave and the.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Takeaway lesson the Dave the darts. Dave the big fish
Marlin gave you.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Relax and even he said when he heard what happened,
because after the day after my lesson, it went to
pooh in here. And he said that even an expert
wouldn't be able to perform in here because you move
all the darts, you move the balloons all over the place,
and you sledge me. He said, no professional dart platt
would be able to perform under those consultants.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Last time, before we went on break, I.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Told you you've got to be calm. I got you
were kind, and I also got sharper darts. The darts
were as blood as hell. And here's how it went
origin go on. No, I picked the maroons. Well, that's
hit folks. When you've got sharp darts and have a
kind of brandon, look what happens? Everyone? Okay, everyone, wasn't

(36:04):
that better? Brendan?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Now it's all.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Would you like to say I'm a good dark player.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Now you are a great Thank you.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
I appreciate the accolade, and Dave, thank you for your
dart throwing expertise. The he's still taking the piss of
the noise at all. I went, well, let's see how
we's okay.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Well, let's see in Mad Max all the cars are
shiny and everyone is happy.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Well, let's see who the darts pick. Well, how about
we do it this way. You don't wear a bike helmet,
you don't wear any padding. You just give me your
bare knuckles and let's see what happens. We're on Instagram
Live if you'd like to join us, just as Jones

(36:49):
is knocking himself on the genitals. Because I did say, Earli,
if you.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Got your cricket would have been good Earlier I said
to you, if you got.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Your cricket boxing, are you better put your cricket boxing?
I said to you, you better put your cricket.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Can I talk? Shut up?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I said, can you put your cricket box in and
he said I already have. So that's how we began. Okay, now, Brendan,
well let's see where we are. We're around twenty one.
There's only twenty seven rounds in the season, so we're
getting in the pointy end of things. Speaking of which,
I'm going to throw a dance at you for experimenting with.

(37:25):
Who's a better predictor of the games? Is it an
expert or is it me throwing a dart.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Let's have a look.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I know you're trying to wrap me up. Storm versus Roosters.
It's on tonight. Experts have picked the storm. What's going
to happen here? You're moving the balloons around? Oh, that
one went right through roosters. There we go, Hurrah. Next game,
Cowboys and the Dragons. The experts have said the Cowboys
are likely to win this one. Let's see what happens here.

(37:56):
Oh that one right into your areas. That one got
you on the hands. Sorry, Maybe need to throw them
a bit harder one more time here. Cowboys have been picked. There,
Broncos and the Eels experts. Experts have said, Broncos, Oh,

(38:17):
don't taunt me, they're moving. Oh that one went into
your head. Sorry about that. Don't move them so much. Okay.
That one's the Eel Warriors and the Titans. The Warriors
have been picked to be the winners here. Well, I've
also picked the Warriors, Panthers and the Tigers. The Panthers
have picked you. Oh, I helped them out by missing

(38:41):
them entirely. Oh well, that one is the wall behind you.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
You're so at this.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Who knows where that one went?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
That's amazing, How good you've got Why do you do
this to me?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Oh that got embedded right next to your knee. You
deliberately wanted me to pick that one. Okay, So the
Rabbit o's and.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
The Sharks.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
You call this aiming. No, just don't don't do that.
Just move them normally. Please move them normally. I am
hitting the balloons. You can see that I'm hitting the balloon.
I'm going to run out of darts. Move back, don't
patronize me. Okay. The Sharks Raiders and the Knights Raiders

(39:34):
have been picked to be the winners of this one. Oh,
the Knight's got that dart Bulldogs and Manly round out
the seat. The round Bulldogs have been picked to be
the winners here some gumption out. Okay, the book, So
that is the round. If you want to follow what

(39:54):
tips I've done, what tips I've heaps we could have done,
that'll be up in our socials. And I put I
see gest you follow me rather than any experts, because
already I'm winning this round, I'm winning the season. Just
goes to show.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
I'll just go and clean out.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Me dacks, podcasts, free instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Fulls eye. Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question of time permits. You get all
the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question. But it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Patrick is in Penrith. By Patrick, Oh, good morning, guys.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
How are we very well?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Unfortunately Patrick, Amanda went with the Tigers to beat Penrith.

Speaker 10 (40:41):
Not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
See did you remember? I can't remember who what balloons
I hit? It's such mayhem as.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
My life was flashing before my eyes as these darts
were whizzing all around the studio.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
What's funny you went off to the loo and someone said,
where's a cricket box? And I'm still wedged around you
at the back of your car the.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Loo and I was like a coliner who just came.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Out of me. Patrick. Let's see what we can do
for you here. Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say pass, Okay, we'll do. Let's go, Patrick, it's your day.
Here we go, he comes. Question number one, sunscreen is
used to protect your skin from what? Un Question two?
What color is Ed Sheeran's hair.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Red?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Question three? What type of drink is a piccolo?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
But it's a coffee?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Question four? How many legs does an ant have?

Speaker 11 (41:32):
Eight?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Six questions? Always tricky?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Rackford has the eight legs spider.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
So spiders the only ones with eight? How many does
a crab have? Anyway? Crustations and has six? So sorry
about that, Patrick, and Jake the pek has three? Oh Patrick,
I'm sorry. Thank you for Patrick.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Patrick, it's good luck with Penrith on the weekend.

Speaker 10 (41:59):
Thank you guys, that's a great name.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Thank you. So I came across this man who was
telling a story about how he discovered how his mother
voted in American He wasn't happy, and he's sought the
most subtle and vicious revenge. She's the story.

Speaker 15 (42:16):
My mom voted for Trump, so here is her most
closely guarded secret recipe. She has only allowed two women
in the entirety of my life, like that I've dated
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
To have this recipe.

Speaker 15 (42:33):
And my ex wife, she didn't give the recipe until
we were married.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
So it's rolled out cookies. He's printed his photographed the
recipe in his mom's handwriting, put it online saying she's
voted for Trump. Therefore, my subtle revenge is to release
her favorite most closely guarded recipes. Some petty revenge, some
petty revenge. And then I saw this Australian guy yesterday.

Speaker 16 (42:56):
So I've just got this comment from Hailey. You're ugly,
You're not funny, get off the internet. So I've looked
Haley up. Turns out that Haley is actually a beautician
at a spa resort which actually isn't too far from here.
And it turns out it's one of these spars that
does everything you know, Massad haircuts, the whole kitten cabotle.

Speaker 11 (43:16):
So I rang the spa up. I've requested Haley. I've
made a booking guess what, Hailey, tomorrow, you're going to
be waxing my backsack and crack clove.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
I think that's majoring. That's nothing petty about that.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
I remember that time Mick Hackton was rude to me
many years ago when I was a young DJ starting out.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
He's been waxing you ever since.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
And went along to well as well as the hotel interviews.
Back in the old day, you have to take.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Or your recording equipment into the studio into the hotel room,
so we're all cue up there.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I go in and I practiced setting this equipment up
so there'd be no mucket around.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
So I was like a like a Snyder.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, straight in and I've literally just opened up the
tape box and he goes, is this going to take?
With his arms crossed, and I said, well, we're only
here to promote your album. Do you not want to
do this? And he was so rude. And so we
have not had Mik haucknor on our show since. Every
time the publicis because he's struggling now, no one must
have gone to see him.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
And he comes out here, it's going to go on.
Three people are going to go and see him and
we're not going to bromade him.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
That's petty revenge.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
I know of a woman who wasn't fond of her
in laws, and her father in law loved potato, so
when he came to stay with them, she went out
of her way to cook dishes that should have had
potato but didn't like. She would do like shepherd's pie,
but instead of potato on the top, she'd put sweet potato.
Any dish that obviously should have had potato. She was

(44:45):
the only one who knew it. It was so passive,
aggressive and so fabulous. It would be perfect, except there'd
be no potato where potato should be.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
That is great.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Tribal drum is beating for this petty revenge.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
You, my pretty and your little dog. I think she
was pretty major revenge anyway.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
From podcast an online contributor slash comedian.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Who is this guy?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Okay, anyway, he fancy himself as a comedian.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
He's got some followers. I'm presuming someone hasn't taken to
his comedy.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
No, and so he decided that he'd take matters into
his own hand.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
This lady said he's unfunny and ugly, So he found
out where she works. She's a beautician, by the way.
So next minute, guess.

Speaker 11 (45:28):
What, Hailey, tomorrow you're going to be waxing my backsack
and crack. Love.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
That's nice to you.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I think that's petty revenge as much to what is petty.
I love this.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
This guy found out that his mum voted for Trump,
and so he has released and I've got a picture
of it here his mum's most closely guarded recipe for
rolled oats cookies.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
That's why we're talking about alex Is with us Hi
Alex Oday.

Speaker 17 (45:49):
Guys's going, well, who.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Got their revenge and how petty was it?

Speaker 8 (45:53):
All?

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Right?

Speaker 17 (45:54):
So it was myself. So I used to have ats
as a butcher, and I used to have this one
so just back when I was an apprentice, and I
used to have this one butcher that would haze me,
harass me all the time.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
It got very annoying.

Speaker 17 (46:08):
And then I ended up getting transferred to another store.
And so what I decided to do on my last
day was I went to the I think it was
the deli department I went to.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
I grabbed myself a.

Speaker 17 (46:20):
Twenty liter bucket, got his butcher knives, put them handle first,
into the bucket, and I filled the bucket up with
water and I left them in the freezer overnight, so.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
They were frozen.

Speaker 17 (46:31):
He had frozen knives the next day at work, so.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
When he came to work and he couldn't really grab
them out.

Speaker 17 (46:39):
They were stiff brozen into the into the bucket.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Oh what an evil mind is?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
It's very It's very deal got James bondship.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I know that's that's that's made my buttocks clinch a little.
Are you an evil person? Alex? But it are you
an evil person?

Speaker 17 (46:59):
Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I tend to be Yes, there's your maniacal laugh.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Make sure we don't run foul of Alex. Margaret's with us.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
I know Margaret who got their revenge.

Speaker 14 (47:10):
It was my friend's mother. So years ago, when I
was in high school. My friend said that her and
her mum had a big argument in the morning. She
was running like the school and her mom, you know,
yelling at her get up anyway, so her mom had
to make a lunch for her lunchtime. My friend fit
into a standwich. Her mum deliberately left the plastic on the.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Chair and it all gets stuck in your teeth.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Everything.

Speaker 14 (47:32):
Yeah, Vicky had a good laugh about it.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
But that's all right, So might question the nutritional value,
the difference between the plastic and the cheese.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Didn't your father?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, he didn't realize that they were individually wrapped and
been into three of them at once. Set Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Good Radio.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
An online comedian contributor.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I'm not sure what and someone has called him out saying,
I think you're old and your ugly. Get off the internet.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yes, so this guy did a bit of researching on
his troll.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
He found tu shouldn't down the road from him.

Speaker 11 (48:20):
So now guess what, Haley, tomorrow you're going to be
waxing way backsack and crack love.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's what we're talking about
travel drum wise. Dennis has joined us.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Hello Dennis, Hi, Amanda, Hi James, how are you?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Dennis?

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Teddy Revenge? What's happened?

Speaker 8 (48:38):
Oh? This is a good one.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
I was.

Speaker 8 (48:39):
I was playing golf with a made of mine some
years ago and we were playing on a hole that
was near a main road and he was about to
hit and as he was hitting, you know, the people
are yelling out four from their cars. Anyway, he hit
a bad shot, but the guy driving the car didn't
realize he had to stop at the set of lights
that were just side the whole we were playing, right,

(49:03):
and on the side of his truck he had he
was a plumber and he had his mobile number painted
on the side of his truck. And like the previous call,
it was a butcher. John was a butcher. And if
you know Butcher's, they have to get up early every
morning to prepare these stores. So the next morning, at
four o'clock in the morning, John got up, got his

(49:24):
mobile phone and rang this guy and as he entered
he yelled out four down the pucke and did this
three nights in a row.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
That's so petsy.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
It's so petty because.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I wonder about golf as you see them when they're
in the public domain there roads, and like, you know, yeah,
that is just great.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Oh that is great. Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Amanda.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Podcast we've we're talking about petty revenge this morning, and Nick,
one of our producers, said that she broke up with
a boyfriend and he was so petty that he went
to the police and said that she had stolen a
pair of his tracksuit pants. Right, and she used to
occasionally wear and he left at her house. He went
to the police. She had to go into the police station,

(50:13):
and the police thought it was hilarious. But she had
to go into the police station and hand back the
tracksuit pants that were covered in fake tan, which is
why she'd been wearing them.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
How pity is he? I hope it's fake tan.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Well that's revenge for you.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Well, I'll see that story and raise you.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Remember when we were working in the old building, I
used to park my motorbike right next to Jackie O's car,
and as she does, and I noticed that most women
seem to do this. They let all leaves and junk
collect around the vent where the bonnet goes to the windscreen.
So while I'd be warming up my motorbike, I just
pull all the junk out of there and just chuck.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
It on the ground.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Anyway, it's nice of you. Well, one day where and
we were in the same building, right on the same level.
I'm walking along as she walks by, Jackie, how are you?
And she looked straight through me like I didn't exist.
I've known her for about thirty years. I've been hello,
kept going and I was like, okay, is that.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
How we're going to play it.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
So when I was warm in my bike up she
had who on a bottom, she had all the junk
and stuff, and I just went, okay, I'm not grabbing
that now from now on. And then the next day,
when I was leaving, I noticed all the other leaves
and stuff I'd put down the bottom my foot, so
I've got two leaves, and I'd put it in there
just to see. And then it became a game how
much junk I could put in there. Then I was
getting chip packets and.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
A best of block petty revenge. That's what it's about.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Don't mess with us, that's what we'll do. So good.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
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Perhaps Jaggie is on the line, someone's my car. No
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Speaker 2 (51:45):
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Speaker 1 (51:49):
Jem Jamaid what point seven? Hello there it's Joins and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I'd been watching that and so it goes Billie Joel documentary.
Is it?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Is it so good?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Past three parts?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
It's two parts. It's quite long, five hours all up.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
But what a story really because you think you know
Billy Joel, but is there a lot of hidden stone?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
You know, I'm probably very a bit tired of that
song because I've played at a billion times in my
radio career. But what you forget about those early days
Cold Spring Harbor, that album all those years ago, it's
just extraordinary and what he went through to get to
where he you know a lot of people said you're ugly,
you know, you're not talented and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Tried to kill himself twice. Yeah, and the relationship that
he had with his best friend. He ended up running
off with his best friend's wife, and.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Was that his first wife, Elizabeth?

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, and Elizabeth became his manager who.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
He wrote don't Go changing and then he says, see
I'm off with CHRISTI bring exactly.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
So there was don't go and always a woman, so
she was his muse. But the talent of Billy Joel,
and also the comparisons between him and Elton John, which
he didn't like, and then Elton John and him became mates.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Well they toured together.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Remember, Yeah, Well we spoke to him a few years ago.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
He was a cranky thing, he was prickly, He's New York.
You know he's prettient, tolerateful. But then we struggled.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
He warmed to us when we started asking about scenes
from an Italian restaurant. Remember that what the story with
Brenda and Eddie? Because my theory was that it was
Brenda seeing Eddie after.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
All these years. I never thought that you could look
this good after all this time, And he agreed with me.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I can't even remember.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Well, I have to dig that up. We'll get Foxs.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
You remember that you were right, You'll dig it up.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
We'll get Foxy on the case. But it's really worth watching.
It is ten to nine.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
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Speaker 1 (53:45):
Indeed, what have we got today? What gets my guys?

Speaker 10 (53:48):
As drivers whose speed in parking lots.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
I don't know why it's become the norm these days,
but they always seem to be shot that there's people
around in a car park.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
It's true, it is true. There's a lot of redheads
in car parks. Yeah, and you have to be careful
because someone might be trying to steal a barbecue chicken
from someone's trolley. You never know what might be going
on there. What else have we got?

Speaker 9 (54:11):
What gets my goolies are these entitled, inconsiderate morons who
think that they can park in a clicking collect zone
which is clearly masked clicking collect and then go shopping.
Then when you block them in, there says nowhere for
you to park yourself for the collection. They abuse you
for blocking them in and making them wait. Absolute idiots.
That's what gets my goolies.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I must confess I've never used the clicking another during
the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
But I wouldn't park in the clicking spot.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
I'd park in one of those parents signs, you know
when they got the parents are yeah, well I'm a parent.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah, but you're supposed to have a PRAM.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah, but back in my day we didn't have any
of that.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Oh so that's your excuse?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yeah, yeah, you know these gin z is the zoomers.
What's your generation?

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Right?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Have you babies at that age?

Speaker 8 (54:55):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Ryan?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Now, he's got to wait till these.

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Speaker 1 (55:09):
It is seven to nine.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
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Speaker 3 (55:22):
You didn't mention the jonesy demand of tetowl. Keith's got
one of his in his kitchen in Nashville.

Speaker 14 (55:27):
Has he?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah, we gave him one.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Lovely I saw this guy who said that he discovered
his mother had voted for Trump. He's American, so he
said he got his subtle revenge by posting his mother's
most closely guarded recipe for her cookies. He posted that
on the internet and said, suck oh, here it is.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
You also have this online contributor, comedian something like that, who.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Got razzed by someone who said you're all get off,
and he found out she was a beautician.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
She worked up the road.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
He made an appointment and this is taking place.

Speaker 11 (55:57):
Guess what, Hailey, Tomorrow You're going to be wax and white.
Second Crack Love.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Bybie Haley's Lucky Does.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
So we were asking for your stories of petty Revenge.
He's Dennis from Manly. He said that his mate got
back at a bloke who screamed at him while he
was playing golf four put him off, and then this happened.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
I was playing golf with a maid of mind and
we were playing on a hole that was near a
main road and he was about to hit and as
he was hitting, you know, the people had yelled out
four from their cars. Anyway, he hit a bad shot,
but the guy driving the car didn't realize. He had
to stop at the set of lights that were just
outside the hole we were playing, and on the side

(56:37):
of his truck. He was a plumber and he had
his mobile number painted on the side of his truck.
John was a butcher, and if you know, butcher's asked
to get up early every morning to prepare these stores.
So the next morning, at four o'clock in the morning,
John got up rang this guy and as he entered
he yelled out four down the p and did this

(56:59):
three nights.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Never mess with a butcher, No with a butcher. Right
at you too. That's enough. We will be back tomorrow
for the Friday Fruits of the Pie.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Absolutely fight for.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Your flashback Jim rib Yeah, yes, you still have to
do that.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
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Speaker 1 (57:29):
We will be back for jam Nation at six o'clock tonight.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
We'll see you then.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Good dad, you well, Thank God that's over. Good good wi.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
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