June 3, 2025 • 55 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What a great show today Wednesday always.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Could you know. I'm very impressed by the politician David Pocock.
He's an ex Wallaby. Yep. He's a very clear thinking,
smart man and I really like him.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
He looks good in a colored shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm trying not to be crushy. He puts something on
his socials on the weekend about the safety of women
and it's really resonated with a lot of people are
going to chat to him.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It gave us pause for thought.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Also, instant coffee down at the Jonesy Demand of Arms.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We don't serve it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We just serve beer and beer and beer. But instant
coffee does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Thanks to because he lives, lots of people are turning
away from an expensive seven dollars Arista coffee. Does instant
coffee pass the pub test for you? I really spewed
my whole up today, TikTok Tucker. It was very confronting.
It was the worst thing we've ever done. I likened
it to a Jeffrey Darmer smoothie. We're still feeling the effect.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
My gorge rise. Speaking of gorge, buried a boi.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He's Gorgeousir joins us and we do a quiz for
someone to win the very first Bad Element t sh s. Yeah.
The quiz was how will do you know bad Element?
And we had some mixed results.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The b e A went crazy a Bad Element Army
enjoy the podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
The miracle of recording.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.
Mistress Amanda's miss Killer. Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend making
the tools of the Train.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
The legendary part.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Jonesy and Amanda the Actress.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Congratulations, we're reading right now. Josey and Amanda, you're doing
a great job.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Anyone but Silkie Giant good radio.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda,
shoot time.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We're on the air. Good morning to you. How are
you today of June? You know, we've passed the midway
point for the year. I think someone was saying the
second of June is a midway point. From here, we
are closer to twenty fifty than we were to the
turn of the century twenty fifty. Yeah, doesn't that make
(02:17):
you feel weird? Which you know why? The fourth of
June is a very important day.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Or Katie Perry is in town.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Katie Perry is in town. Perry is in town and
it's Jenna's birthday Digital Jenehalo, Jenny, Happy birthday, Thank you
for the girl who has everything? What do you get
for your birthday? You've already got all the la boo
boo's a girl could want.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Yeah, I know. I'm hoping to get a jelly cap.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
It's another cool toy.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
When you say cool, it's like a squishmellow.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
A bit more exclusive than that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Right, is this the one? The jelly cats? There are
shops where you they make them for you.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
No, that's that childish.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Build a bear is not? Is this not that?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
No? No, this is like another trend.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, Mom and I were going to take you down
to the build a Bear warehouse for your birthday today,
because not every day that you turn.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
How old are you today?
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Thirty two?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Why are you laughing?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
What's so funny?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Happy birthday, Jenna.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I'm excited for your present.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, it's a great presence.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Jones. He said happy birthday to general Monday, and she
said it's Wednesday, and then he forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Today I've got some Canadian city fed, real fed.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Would you like that?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Yeah, I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
What else? It's not going to give it to you now.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I gave it the last night because I gave it
to me.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's a happy birthday, Jenna. What are your plans for
the day, Jonesy demand the merchandise.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
I've got it all.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You do have it all, You've designed most of it.
So what are you? What are your plans for today?
Speaker 7 (03:52):
I'm going to lunch with my family.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Where are they taking you? Build a bear?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Ribs and RUMs, some Italian restaurant?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, okayzat great, that would be great. Still around, Yeah,
there's one left.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There's one left.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You can go and get the old school, the whole
thing and if they got the plastic tablecloss, the red check.
You've got everything that you need. So there's one still.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, salad bar, salad bar, everything, the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Thing, brew really gully bread. Yeah, it's pizza hut. I'm thrilled.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, we should go there. We should go have a
team team when.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We go today and see me.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But you're already going out with your family.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well, I hope you get the jelly cut of your dream.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes, yes, Jenn, how old are you again?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
We don't have to go over that again.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Almost year of our Lord, next year thirty three.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
The Lord, I don't want to be sacrilegists, would have
loved a la boo boo. Yeah, Ge would have had
little key chains hanging of everything. He would have he
would have had. That's a scene from Jesus CHRISTI out of.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
His review mirror Jena, Happy Birthday, Thank you, Action packed show.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Today, we've got David Pocock joining.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Pocock Well, he's an Independent because you're a big fan,
he's a he's a former Wallabies football player, he's turned
federal MP's. He's a really good guy and he said
some things recently about women's safety in Canberra too. Women
have been attracted on hiking trails and I just think
it'd be a great time to get him on.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Also coming up, Instagram makes his return and we can't
do anything until we do the Magnificent seven.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Question number one in what school subject would you learn
about Pythagoras theorem? Yeah, nation, where into.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go all the
way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that,
Amanda will say, Hello.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Dale in Waterloo? How are you?
Speaker 8 (05:41):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Here's a question for you. Question one? In what school
subject would you learn about Pythagoras' theorem matts? Yeah, I'll
further quiz you. What is the theorem?
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know, se speed or something like that. That's exactly
what it is. So you can work out the third
side of a triang The.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
High pot new see and theorem states that A two
plus B two it wals C two.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Where's the pizza? News?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Is the longer side opposite right angle? Are we all
on the same page?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Question two? Which company developed the video game console the Switch?
Who owns the switch? It is? Let's play?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Sing it back to me? This is where you sing
the next line of this song. So I'm gonna put
some hat away on.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's no hayne, I've stuffed it for you. Let's hear
it again. When they stop singing? Or he's had a I,
a person or a band? Okay? When how do I finish?
As you start down?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
No, no idea it beautifully? But that's not correct.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Does Douglas of Castle Hill?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
When I have a crack, Doug, do you want ever go?
Douglas has hung up I don't think he does want
to have a go Hi podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
We're into the Magis seven and we're up to question
number three.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Sing it back, John is in good voice in the oaks,
Hello John, Good morning, Johnny, Okay John. When Hadaway finishes singing,
it's over to you.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Here we go, what what.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You should be joining the likes of Hadaway? I think
he went had Away, Hadaway got enough for you, mate.
Hadaway was the one hit. Wonder, wasn't he had Away? Yeah?
But still he had a hit.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's more hits than you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Thank you. Which mountain in Italy has recently erupted?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
John is at a Mount Veterra, b matt Etna or
Mount Rigatoni.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It is, it's mountain And I thought Sicily was its
own country, but Ryan assures me that it's a Was
it a province of region? A region.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
That's a region region?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Did you say an earthquake in Greece and or the
footage of earthquake happening in Greece? There's always footage of
a cat just going across.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
The causing the earthquake or right, cats just pick up stuff.
Question number five for you? Which film company is opening
logo features Leo the Lion.
Speaker 11 (08:37):
Metro Girl, Golden Mile.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, well MGM is what we like to call it.
But yes, is that the cat responding to the earthquake?
Since an earthquake in Greece found in Australia.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What name is the What is the name of the
smallest type of penguin?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Are the really little ones and the really cute?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Come on, you know this?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
What is he doesn't you're saying you know this doesn't?
You'll see heaps of them. Hello, Hugh and d Why
how are you? What's the name of the smallest type
of penguin? We've got them in Australia.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Harry penguins Singing Sensation, which sitting singing sensation has come
fresh from space to Lidke.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
He's been photographed in Lidcomb. She's performing tonight. I love
seeing celebrities in the wild. She was spotted up the
shops in Lidcombe.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Remember that time Keanu Reeves saw me do that burnout
on my motorbike at Centennial Park. I saw you it
was because he had exactly the same motorbike. John, you'll
appreciate this story. So I'm coming around the roundabout at
Centennial Park. There's a little bit of dampness on the
road there, and there was this jogger coming towards me.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And as I've got rounded the roundabout, I've dropped into
set can.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Just gast it and done a big fish tail all
the way up that road. You know Cintio Park there,
And Keanu actually stopped and watched me go past.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You might think, what an idiot, No, I just missed that.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Jog It was a face of Adam.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Jogger was his friend.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
He was the jogger he actually stopped to see. Because
there's nothing more impressive when you see someone on a motorbike.
Just pull a perfect fishy up the road or it
will stand for that matter. It's always impressive.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I would you have a special skill. It's not riding
a bike, it's knowing the thoughts of people.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Ask Q, Is that true, Hugh?
Speaker 11 (10:33):
A true?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
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Speaker 2 (10:48):
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Visit chart time Now, Nice Jones, Amanda Character, Chow his
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Speaker 2 (10:55):
Thank you, Hugh Awesome.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
I feel like Stephen Bradbury.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I've just come in and to question. Enjoy it. You
enjoy it. That's how the world.
Speaker 12 (11:06):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And La Lander remember this. Can't believe you guys can
follow up the fast. I'm going to click through The
German a big sure of musical facts. Well, on this
day in nineteen eighty three, the Police released their hit
Every Breath You Take. The track, written by Sting, went
on to be one of their biggest songs, and, like
all good songs, got covered a lot. Gloria Gaynor did
(11:35):
a version in twenty eleven. I don't remember this one happened.
It's almost a country honey top. That's it, Thank you, Gloria.
But possibly the most famous cover was by the Now
Council canceled. He did he yeah till my friend try
(11:57):
to black it out, but it please again win.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It's I remember years ago, I was wearing a radio.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Station when this came out, and I hated it so
much and I got in trouble because I slagged it
on air and they said this is the future and
I said, well, I don't want a.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Part of it. I hate it.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Don't slag the song, slag the man. It has an
age so well for the police given the current allegation
surrounding that rapper and those criminal charges he's facing. That
was put to Sting just last year, and Sting told
the La Times quote, look, I don't know what went on.
It doesn't taint the song at all. For me. It's
still my song. And when Sting says the word taint
you right with you work exactly good Sting.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Maybe the balance is coming back.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Let's play it jam. I'm a big fan of the
former Wallaby turned federal MP David Pocock. He said some
interesting things recently in relation to two assaults on women
who are out on running tracks in Canberra and the
police message the told women to stay vigilant. I saw
on David's socials on the weekend he uploaded this.
Speaker 13 (12:54):
This is one for all the blokes out there interested
when you're running?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
What are you thinking about?
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Are listen out trying to work out what birds calling?
Or are you a fellow Queenslander feilthy about state of origin?
I don't know, are you thinking about the Roman Empire?
Maybe one of the things I think you're probably not
thinking about is getting sexually assaulted. And I think it's
such bullshit that we live in a country where.
Speaker 13 (13:20):
So many women are worried about that, are thinking about
that when they're out for a run.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
We've got to do better.
Speaker 13 (13:28):
I don't know how we solve this, but I know
as men, one thing we can do is actually talk
to our mates about it.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
It's true, David Jones us right now, Hi, David, Morning,
James and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
What was it about this police message that particularly got
under your skin?
Speaker 8 (13:43):
My wife and I've talked about the just the difference
in our experience over the years where I'm very happy
to duck out at night for a run, not something
most women feel comfortable doing. And then we've, as you said,
we've had two women in two months here in camera
assaulted whilst running. And I've got a few women in
my office who love, love running, And yeah, we were
(14:06):
talking about in the office and how do you actually
try and get more men into this conversation. It's often
talked about as a women's issue, but it can't be
left to women to solve this. Requires all of us.
And you know, I think when something requires cultural change,
that has to start with conversations and drawing more people into.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It and even chatting about it. I see a lady
every morning. She goes for a run when I'm leaving
for work at four in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And I always feel, are you all right? I always
worry about her safety.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Yeah, you know, I think that's that's the reality. And
I think a lot of a lot of blokes just don't.
We just we just haven't had to think like that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
We're not thinking.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
About or how to I hold my keys when I'm
walking to my car at night. And you know, I
think if we want to change that, that is going
to take both cultural change and then some practical measures.
You know, say, here in camera, people love running around
the lake. It's really poorly lit. That's something that a
lot of women have been saying for a while. Now.
Put some decent lighting up so we can actually not
(15:04):
run in the dark. So I think, yeah, we can
both work on the cultural change side of things as
well as practical measures. And then you know, law enforcement
saying after something like this, while women just stay vigilant.
You can see why they're saying it, but it does
come off as.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Not the right message to be sending. You said, men
talk to your mates. We all think that men who
have friends think that their mates would never be like this,
And yet I saw a terrible statistic. This is from
the Australian Institute of Family Studies. They estimate that more
than one in three Australian men have used intimate partner
violence in their lifetime. And these are the ones who
are admitting to it. That's horrifying.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
It is.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
It's a very sobering statistic and I think that is
the reality of this situation when it comes to sexual
violence family in dovestic violence, is that we as a
starting we've liked to paint these people as monsters, but
these are our mates, you know, these are people that
(16:05):
we know who yeah, just just have a really warped
sense of what it is to be a man. And
you know, I think one of the things our society
and we talk a lot about toxic masculinity. I think
one of the things we need to be talking more
about is what is positive masculinity. Where are the positive
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male role models? What does it actually mean to be
a man and to use your strength to actually protect
people not to use it to abuse your partner. So yeah,
I think we clearly have a long way to go
as a society, but I think we all have a
(16:45):
have a role to play well well.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
And we're talking about it and that's a big part
of it as well. And it's pause for thought and
when you post stuff like that, you actually think about it, right,
And someone listening to this might think, you know what,
if I see a girl walking down the raiding yoga pants,
I'm not gonna yell at it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I'm just I'm not going to do anything. I'm just
going to live my life. Yeah, and talk to your
mate about well, David, it's great to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
What's going on in Parliament today?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Anything anything going over the table where you can break.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
For us, Jonesy.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
Parliament's not sitting in July. The new labor government have
given themselves a very sweet long holiday before we get
back into It's a little bit it's a little bit
frustrating given the challenges we're facing as a country. But
you know, that's that's the reality until July.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's like Scomo Times's having a break. Were here where
working working, you're working, you're working on your reak.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
You're out there running.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Well, well, yeah the work doesn't stop, but yeah, Parliament
won't sit for a while.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
But David, thank you. I'd like to get you back
on to talk about all the stuff you say about
our gas reserves and where we are with that.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Some hot air about that. Thanks, thank you, Thank you,
both down to the Jonesy. No matter the pub test,
instant coffee does it pass the pub test well?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
With Barista made coffees approaching seven dollars, lots of people
are turning away from there going out coffee and are
making instant coffees at home. Instant coffees are becoming more
more palatable to coffee drinkers, more posh. I know that
my son, who loves his coffee, brought himself a coffee machine.
He even practices the lata a art and does all
of that. That's not instant coffee, though.
Speaker 11 (18:31):
What.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No, I guess you're right, as.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Soon as you're putting in a machine, Instant coffee to
me is what we were raised with.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Tableau Well international, right, you're saying here that Nest Cafe
Gold is the fastest growing coffee brand at the moment.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Boonfall in the cap water milk boom.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Okay, all right, so you want to limit it.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
There's no mucking around with pods.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Okay, that stuff that's it's not coffee at home as
soon as you're instants, because you're froffing something that's not instant,
What about it if it's around your mouth because you salivate
at the floor. I know what you're doing for your coffee.
But some people will hold out and will always have
to have a purist coffee. You and I aren't those
people people to.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Go to coffee shops. And there was a guy complaining
about the sweat on the beans the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Is it a coffee shop or you in the sauna?
Instant coffee? Does it past the pub test? Lot of
people are turning to instant coffee does Okay, you're saying
it does, but you're not a coffee points people. A
lot of people have been raised just on cafe coffee
because we grew up with this instant crap. We sniffed
Pablo and thought it was great.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
When I used to wear a rouse smash repairs, they'd
make a coffee and all you got was two sugars
and milk.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That's it. No matter who you were you could be
a diabetic.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You're getting two sugars and milk. That's what the coffee.
And would you like a coffee? Yeah, and that's what
you'd get. All right, Well, how do you feel instant coffee?
Does it past the pub?
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Testy jam?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
If I was on the celebrity roast, I'd say he's
got the smallest and meat, potato and the beers we
start with.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That didn't see the band, but I got the T shirt.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Well, this is where we are with Bad Elements. The
frenzy continues. I'm pushing for you guys to have some
kind of reunion, but all you want to do is
the fruit fore. You just want to get T shirts printed.
T shirts are happening. T shirts are happening. They actually are.
We've asked you to choose which style you'd like. Describe
the one that you would like.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Brendan I wan the one with the skull and it's
going to have motorcycle almet on and it's got pistons
and conrads as like a like a skull and crossbones,
lighting bolts, all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I've put forward a design that's like, well, Bad Element.
It's like a broken stovetop let's have a look at
the stats, because we've had this on our social couple
of days.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
The definitive answer.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Well, this is the definitive answer, sixty four percent. Of
course you don't know yet, No, I just haven't. It's
for the stovetop, of course. But you know what I'm
going to do for your brandan what are you to do? No,
I'm going to do. We're going to get some of
each printed. They're going to be limited a dish. We're
going to have some stove top. Oh, this is a
good idea half and half some skull. It's like Iron Maiden.
(20:58):
That's what they do with Eddie from Iron Maid. What
do they do? You know, Eddie, the Scully guy with
the hair and all the stuff. They have some of him. Yeah,
they have many different incarnations. Difference I Maiden. But the
difference between you and Iron Maiden is Iron Maiden performs
some music you are yet to reform musically. But I'll
give you a second to play a piece of bad element.
(21:20):
I don't want a big chunk of a song. You
get to choose what should we play? Anything that involves me? Okay,
how about this? No, friends, that's your backup vocals no friends,
what's your what's your nickname? Brendan? No friends?
Speaker 13 (21:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Anyway, you shouldn't use me in appropriately.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'll tell you what. Out of eight o'clock this morning,
we're going to give you a chance to win the
very first T shirt off the press.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Do you get one of each?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Or no? No, you get to choose. You get to
choose which one you want. But it'll be the first
T shirt hot off the price, so it'll be number
one of how many, like a thousand? I was thinking
maybe thirty of each.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Thirty thousand, goold, thirty of each, thirty sixty thousand, okay, good,
just sixty.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
We're just going to get sixty because we want limited
edition forty sixty. No, they've got to be they've got
to be special. Thirty of each, But you get to
choose which one you want, first chance to win? After
this morning? What's going to cop there goes that Amanda
Sham notion podcast. When gone? I want you to get
(22:25):
on right now. I'm taking now, go to your windows, open,
stick your head on a yell hell.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Instant coffee? Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Thanks to Couse, he lives, More and more people are
turning to instant coffee. Barista made coffee is now approaching
about seven dollars, and lots of people are trying to
decide is it worth still loving your barista coffee or
people more and more turn into instant You and I
aren't big coffee consumers. Like cafe coffee is too strong
for me. You've seen how weak I like my coffee.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I will have I call you four grains.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, it's pretty much it. I will have an instant
coffee with about a third of a teaspoon.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Someone who was working with us many years ago thought
that I was making a joke about how many coffee
grains I put in your coffee from a teaspoon of
the macona, literally four grains of coffee.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You're literally drinking boiling water. It's brown.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I'm happy for that. I'm happy for it. I'm not
a coffee punts, but lots of people stand by their
need for a proper coffee. Instant coffee. How do you
feel does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
It passes, it's for sure.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Four and more people are going from instant sachet, which
have the cappuccine that we add them in, and then
just that water and third and the way you go.
Speaker 15 (23:36):
It sure does as you, completely underrated, yet very convenient.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You will use it on the go. You can be
camping on a lot of trick.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
You need a quick coffee or.
Speaker 16 (23:47):
Coffee instant coffee definitely passes the pub test for me,
because the only time I have coffee is if I
have a pain or a severe headache and I have
a little bit of caffeine with those pills make them
work quick. And I'm not going to make a bloody
espresso on a machine for that absolutely ever.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
Go on, mourner it out, rob Ben speak Tafe coffee
for me any day.
Speaker 16 (24:10):
Definitely part of the podcast. Not in anyone's lifetime.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
Mud would taste better from the recent rains from the
paddles outside my home, I feel, or even a half
decent top of tea espresso coffee is the only way
to go.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
He's got no sweat on his beans, or do you
want sweat on your beans?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
There is if you're coffee points or someone who loves
your coffee, having sweat on the beans makes a difference.
But I don't know if it's good or bad. I
can't remember. Don't look at me, Brendan. I'm not a
coffee cor so you know that I grew up on Pablo,
which is pretty much coffee.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Dust International raised and that was too posh for us
in the cafe b could you jam.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Started?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
What you do with that?
Speaker 17 (24:57):
You do it the moldy back terror or invested slavers.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Meat fall off?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
The results too much tends to give your TikTok tucker.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
We make fruit from TikTok and eat it. What are
we eating today? Mum?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Well? I think there are things you like.
Speaker 13 (25:13):
You do?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You like hot dogs? I love hot dogs? You do,
don't you? You like those frankfurts? What do we call them?
A little mini?
Speaker 11 (25:18):
Not?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
They're not the little frankies, the big long one Cheerios,
No cheerios are this morning hot dogs? And also you
like pancakes. I love pancakes. What about a hot dog pancake?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Pancakes is a weirdo.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I don't like them, digital Jenna. And you don't like
pa No, we don't. You don't like making pancakes because
you all they want to be sure or to cook
your stand there all everyone else eats and they go
thanks mam. At the end you go whatever, you just
get the mess. Well, I'll tell you how this goes.
It doesn't look pleasant. We are filming this. We're live
streaming this, I think, aren't we, Jenna, No, we're not.
So ignore everything I'm saying. This will be on our
(25:53):
socials to see how pleasant it looks. When I cook it.
You get three quarters of a cup of hot water,
which I've got here, and then you get four hot dogs.
I've got primo thin franks. You didn't get to the Huttons.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Don't argue. Don't argue.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Hutton's pooty franks are best. Oh they're a bit greasy
on my fingers. Okay, put four of those. Look at that.
The big lanyard of snot just came off. That's just
make from the.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Where did you get those from?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
There's four of those in there. I now put the
lid on this. Now, I've been warned by Joe, who
owns this, that it leaks to nutribullets's talking about Yeah,
she's talking about my bladder. So this Now, there's a
little arrow somewhere along here there. It is this arrow
lines up here that goes in there. There's a lot
of water coming out of that and we turn it on.
(26:41):
We're blending. There's a running I can't tell we're blending
four hot dogs in some more mortar. Is that an
after you think it's leaking? It's leaking, But is that blended?
That looks blended to me. This is what Jeffrey Darmer
would have as a smoothie every morning, because that looks
like human flesh. So I now take the lid off,
(27:03):
and what happens now is I turn on our induction heater.
Can you tell that that's going? You get a fry
pan of just carry up. Don't talk to me like that.
So I take the lid off this and I pour
out the human flesh. Jenna doesn't eat meat. It's a birthday.
(27:23):
That's why this is a treat. I've got to put
a bit of oil in the bottom of the pan.
A bit of oil.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh, that looks really fair.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
It does look foul. And that then gets poured into
this ready, wait till it gets hot. That's hot. Oh
my god, it's bubbling away. Can I turn it down?
Here we go, turn it down. That's I'm making.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
When are we going to eat this?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well? After four Jenna's gagging.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
She's big vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Do I turn this now? This is a big there's
a thin pancake. Do I turn it. We'll let you
muck around with that and we'll go to Helen's News.
We will be tasting this whether you like it or not.
Speaker 12 (28:12):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
Watch Survivors, Available Friday, June six, only on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Survivors Code. There's something that's really worrying me. That's a hat.
Steak God and your hat. My eyes are terrible. People
are saying that the little vignette we film to promote
the Survivors Code competition should be made into a Netflix series.
Those people I want their names, and I think you
should be played by Osha Ginsburg. Story of my Life.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
This week, we'll be giving away a ten thousand prize
pack including a trip to Tasmania with return flights, fortnight's accommodation, transfers, experiences,
plus spending money, all thanks to Netflix The Survivor.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
If you wanted what those noises are, We're still cooking
our hot dog pancakes.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I've never reached so much as I've watched just in
the last five minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
There's been a bit of gagging going on here, but
the Survivors. Let me just sing the praises of Survivors.
This is a Jane Harper book. I've read the book.
It is brilliant. And this series starts, i think on Friday,
June six So yes, we're giving away a word each day.
You have to put the words in a different order
to come up with the phrase at the end of
the week. Today's code word is ways. So so far
(29:29):
we've got in she in she Ways. You'll get a
chance on Friday to put the words together and win
that fabulous prize.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
You can also head to our socials and become a
gold member for any extra clues along.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
The way, and watch the survivors. It's going to be brilliant.
It's available Friday, sixth of June only on Netflix. My god,
it stinks in here. It stinks. It looks like we're
cooking human flesh. It looks like we're doing a Jeffrey
Darmer smoothie. We're going to eat it next we are.
We have to. That's the deal. The deal was made
with TikTok Nation.
Speaker 17 (30:04):
Start what you do that you do it's a fancied
the moldy bacteria invested slab of meat.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Fall off the fall.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Tend to give your tiktokker. We make food from TikTok
and eat it. I haven't heaved as much as I've
heaved during a Fleetwood Mac song and I love flood.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
This has been the most confronting one I think we've
ever done. And we've done some terrible food from tip.
This looked good when I saw the footage. A hot
dog pancake. You blend up four frankfurts in hot look
at your face in hot water, and that's all. Then
you pour it and make a pancake. It didn't come together.
It needs a binding agent. I don't know what they've
(30:46):
done on it. I don't believe that TikTok may have
lied to us.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Do you think they've lied to us?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We've done this looks like a human tongue. Everyone's come
in here and is heaving. It's disgusting, but I'm going
to push through. So we've just got snippets off. It
looks like we've cut out somebody's tongue and cutting.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay, okay, Now what happens.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
We have to actually put stuff on top of it.
So Jenny's eaving some tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
She's a vegetarian, and it's a birthday tomato sauce.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Kids put on the top of it and some American mustard.
American mustard fixes everything. Bit of American mustard and some
maple syrup. I don't have to go to drown.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Ryan's cutting very quiet, you know, he looks like Wendell
from the Simpsons.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
You know, little kid that's sick, that's yours. You have
to and give this one to Brendan. Please. When I
say three, I know you can look at the vision
of this on our socials. Shortly ready, when I say three,
we're going to eat it. One? Two, three?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Uh oh jeez?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
What have you?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What have you had it to?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It's why is it spicy? Why is it spicy? Why
is it salty and spicy?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Are they all for something?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's salty and spicy? What's happened? Rather mushrooms? You know,
even Jeffrey Darmer would say this. It's what's gone wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Someone's having a land.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
That's a joke that I can't.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Simply a Frankfurt with those toppings end up tasting like that.
Rather than it being exponentially good, it's exponentially hideous. The
recipe today is about to join us.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
He's sixteen, and we're going to roll their trays.
Speaker 17 (32:43):
A fancy the moldy bacteria, insisted Slavs meat fall off.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
The results too much. Tend to give your die. It's
so bad? Why what's happened to it?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
From bad to good? Barboire is joining his next to podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Look, there were some alarming headlines in last day or so,
it said the Barry do Noire, citingw he's got three
months to live. This is not quite the case. That's
a story he wrote about a number of years ago.
Please to say he's going extremely well and he's sitting
right in here with us and enjoying the smells of TikTok.
Tucker Barry, Holla.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
You look like you're gonna live for a thousand years. Mate,
you look fantastic.
Speaker 10 (33:24):
Yeah, let's check it in three months, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But that headline yesterday alarmed me. But you were talking
about when you were first told that sixteen years ago.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
Yeah, the first diagnosis, that's what they said. It was
a real shock. But a spoiler alert. I don't have
to tell you I'm still here.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Because it's a bad smell in the studio and I
don't know if it's you.
Speaker 10 (33:41):
I wish I could describe that. I did a little
Instagram post before. You just can't describe how it smells.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
No, well, welcome to TikTok. He would have thought the
ground up hot dogs would smell like that. You know
what we've discovered that weird like crunchy bit in it
was it's the skin. Back again to Jeffrey Darmer. We
should have got some cooking tips from him.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
The only thing that was worse was Jones. Honestly, you
were concerned for your own health.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I would have rather eaten some death cap mushrooms and
a beef Wellington than that.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
That was true. Well, we've all got our choices now. Barry. Hello,
I know that we're here talking about Men's Health Week,
which is next week, and this is something very close
to your heart literally and figuratively.
Speaker 10 (34:18):
Yeah, well it should be close to oiheat's. Really, it's
just a week of awareness around the importance of holistic
health for men in particular at the moment.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
But women better at looking after their health, and men.
Speaker 10 (34:29):
Are Women are bad. Women are natural thinkers, so they
can think about a lot of things at once, whereas
men you work with one so you know and consider
generally to think about one thing. Yes, and men there's
still a stigma. There always will be that the alpha
male things. Yeah, I'll be right, I'll be okay, But
you know, I do a thing called ABC of health awareness.
(34:51):
Just be aware that there could be something wrong. And
we know, all of the three of us know that
early detection is a really important thing. So if you're
not feeling that well physically, get it checked out, get
that blood test. An early blood test is one of
the reasons I am here sixteen years later.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
If I hadn't taken it up that maybe three months
later that would have happened. But the early detection, it's
one of the things that saved me.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Be curious.
Speaker 10 (35:18):
I always say, think of how you can do things
better and be aware of who's around you. If you're
unsure about the health of someone else, ask them, especially
with mental health. You know my work with auok data,
that's what we say, just if you have curious ask
the question. And then connection, I think is so important.
And that's one of the other reasons I'm here today
because I'm working with a group called Cup of TV
(35:39):
COUPA dot TV, and we've got a whole range of
panel of speakers that talk about health and production and teamwork,
and I think so much of our time has spent
at work that is a big part of our community.
And I just think that the corporate world needs to
really get on board with these aware this week's Men's
(36:01):
Health Week, Men's Mental Health Week, all sorts of things,
and to be able to lean into ideas like cupver
dot TV. You've got plenty of access to the right
people to help your team out, so he us.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You know, you say that you would diagnose all that
sixteen years ago, your beautiful twins turned into teenagers this
week thirteen. I mean, I bet you wish you'd on
that day when you got that news. I bet you'd
wish you'd seen a snippet of this.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Day you met Mery.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
No I knew I would. I just have to say
the word mother children, and you bore your eyes out.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Because it's so beautiful and it's so beautiful, and I
am I happily cry about how beautiful that feeling was.
You're right, we couldn't have imagine. I showed you a
photo yesterday of what Arabella is going to wear to
her her white theme disco that's going to happen at
my place on that and.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
As you say, and a blink of an eye ago
I was holding her as a newborn. Yeah, but even
in the darkest times for you, you've always said you're
the luckiest man alive. Your your attitude has played such
a big part in your survival.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
And mindfulness and self belief in connection is a big
part of general health. It is people. People will give
up on you, and if you don't give up on yourself,
you'll stay here forever. And we're all we're all heading
to the same spot. But it's how you live every day.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'll remind you of that on Saturday night we're having
a Discover party, thirteen year old. That's when you'll be saying,
mother beeper, You'll be tears of another kind barrier.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Well, it's always great to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Men's Health Week runs June nine to fifty. Lots of initiatives,
lots of things taking place, but it is such a
good mess.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Amanda's packed some TikTok tuck of pancakes hot dog pancakes
for you to take home.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Just put them in your atasheous instance.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Amanda's don't you You've got ten questions sixty seconds of
the clock. You could pass if you don't know an answer.
We'll come back to that question of time permit. You
get all the questions right, one thousand dollars, you can.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Turn it into two thousand dollars b answering a bonus question,
but it is double or nothing. Michael is in Croydon Park. Hello, Michael,
we're not doing too well after we ate that hideous
TikTok Tucker. I'm scared of poor.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I've never felt so unwell.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I know. I hope if this goes to court, I
have a better court drawing than mushroom woman.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
All right, I'm going to make sure I put extra jowling.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I think we ate it now, Michael. We have ten
questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass. Chances
are we can come back and have another crack at it.
All right, too easy, Michael. Let's see if it is
too easy? Because he then we go question number one?
What's the main ingredient in potato bake data? Question two?
How many stars are in the Southern Cross?
Speaker 15 (38:51):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Question three. Serena Williams is famous.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
For which sport Dennis?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Question four, whose code name was double O seven James?
Question five? True or false? Sydney is the capital of Australia.
False Question six. The pound is the currency used in
which country Great Britain? Question seven. Rottennest Island is home
to which famous animal? Question eight? Who is the front
(39:16):
man for Australian Crawl?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Question nine? What cuisine is sang Choi.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
Boo from Chinese?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Question ten? Who wrote the poem the man from Snowy River?
Back to question two? How many stars are in the
Southern Cross? Question eight? Who was the front man for
Australian Crawl?
Speaker 6 (39:39):
Oh, come on, come on, it's James.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh sorry, Do you remember now that it's James j.
Speaker 9 (39:57):
I remember now, Yes.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
He's a friend of the show.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Do you have him on every half hour? You did
so well, Michael when you got the Southern Cross. I
thought you were going to get it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Oh thank you for Michael. You gave us a thrill.
That's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
You help us forget that I've poisoned if Amanda's mushroomed
us all but I feel batter for it, Michael, Thank you?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Oh you too?
Speaker 11 (40:23):
Mane.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Well, look, I made a promise earlier in the show.
We are going to be printing Bad Element T shirts.
The first Bad Element T shirt is a limited Edition.
Streamy Limited Edition is going to be going to someone.
Next we're going to play a game. If you'd like
to play, give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two.
The game is called how well do you know Bad Element?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I know it that well because I started it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Okay, look at you, you're pointing at yourself like a
fool shit podcast well T shirts. We put a poll
up on our socials as to which what's your band
called Bad Element? T shirt? You'd like to pretend you
don't know? One was your design, one was my design.
I will just say my design one. But out of
(41:06):
the goodness of my heart, we're going to release a
couple of each limited edition. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
If you liked the first your bono.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
One, give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two.
But you have to earn it.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
And it's important you see, you didn't see the band,
but I got the T shirt because you see the
kids these days walking around in like a Motorhead shirt
and you say, oh, can you name one Motorhead shirt song?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
And they don't know God an Iron Major?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
You know Iron made well. The difference with you is
that you refuse to reform. I've asked you if if
you and the other members of the band talking, I said,
if you would like to get together and stop just
going on about the T shirts and see if you're
still got any musical abilion.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
But it's all about the thing.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
It's about the vibe, sir, It's all about the T shirt.
It's about the vibe. Would you like to get the
first T shirt off the press? I've put some questions together.
I don't even know if you could answer them, Brendan,
but we're going to call this competition. How well do
you know bad elements? You block?
Speaker 5 (42:13):
You tell.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
That, you tell me?
Speaker 8 (42:17):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Know I've forgotten how terrible it is? Even you're pulling
the face when you put it together in a montage,
it does something sign us anyone. It gets better and better. Well,
we're going to play this in the same way we
play the Magnificent Seven, which is a competition. We play
at six o'clock in the morning. I've got three questions here.
(42:41):
You have to get questioned three right no to win
the T shirt. So someone's going to If you're wrong,
you get out. We take the next call. But you
have to answer question three correctly to number one.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Of the shirt thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
We've got Kate a black part Allo, Kate, how well
do you know Bad Element? He comes? Question number one?
Are you ready? Yep? Name the band members of the
band Bad Element? There were three of them? What were
their names?
Speaker 16 (43:11):
Brendan Jones?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yep. You can't even google it because the information doesn't Sorry, Kate,
We've got Tony. Hello. So you're still on question one energy,
(43:39):
Name the band members of Bad We know one of
them is Jonesy? Who are the other two? And bees
you've done? Which brings you to question number two. In
the classic song No Lies? Which two members of society?
According to the song, is it actually okay to lie to?
(44:01):
It says no lies, no lies? But you can lie
to and you can lie to?
Speaker 11 (44:04):
What?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Who are those that.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Helen's in the ape?
Speaker 8 (44:14):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Helen?
Speaker 16 (44:16):
Hi here, you're going up.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
To question number two in the classic song are you
in the b Army?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Helen?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
But you're more in the b o Army, Brandon in
the b Army. Let's keep going. The two members of society?
Who can you lie to them? From the song No Lies?
I don't know. I'm just gonna say, Mom and dad. No,
not mum and dad. A song you can lie to
mum and dad. Well, this is your line is in
this song is even worse. It says you can't lie,
no lies, no lies, but you can lie to a bla.
You can lie to a bla, a little white lilat
(44:43):
and I never heard anyone. What are the two members
of society, Robin, I'm not an a pre that's how
it goes. There makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Has problems with that?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Okay, question number three? Here we go, Robin. If you
get this right, you're getting the first T shirt, number
one T shirt of your choice. In the song know
her name? What type of drink does the girl request
at the bar? We're a fluffy dark. You've missed out
on such an obvious rhyme.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
What does a blake do with a fluffy done?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Robin? Congratulations. Now there's two designs. One is sort of
a skull and crossbones kind of an arrangement, which one
is an arrangement of a broken stove top. Which would
you prefer? Oh, Mandy, can I have your one?
Speaker 9 (45:33):
Please?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Squish you can, Robin, first T shirt off the press
is going to your number one of number one. That's right,
I hear those songs and I think of number two.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
We'll see you backstage, Robin.
Speaker 16 (45:45):
Can you sign it for me please?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Of course I'll sign it for you.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
You are the other Blake's what's his face in the
other Blake. You don't need them. Just the main game,
Just the main game, speaking of which I am going
to push you to perform together. Can't all be T shirts, Brendan,
It's not about that. We don't need to listen to
this that's happening. I can't do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
It's either Beatles or Queen.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Doing It's like Queen doing Bohemian Rha. Let's hear you
sing again? Yeah? Maybe right. Anyway, Well, congratulation you've got
a T shirt.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
Gamh Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning on Gold one
one seven.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Well, congratulations to Robin who has won the first T
shirt from Bad.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Elements, number one out of a long a limited edition.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Of t very limited edition. What's interesting, though, is she
had to put up with listening to a very quick
montage of Bad Element to get there. It does sound
like when you put all the songs together, Brennan, even
you pulled a sounds out the.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
White albums.
Speaker 18 (46:52):
Block, you know, you know Katy Perry's in chat. She
might be you know what what happens if Katie.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Calls me up on stage and I should go into space?
She's you have to talk about Katie.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I like seeing celebrities in the wild. What about Katie
Perry just wandering around Libcombe? She was at the shop.
I did that, the shops in Lipcombe.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
I wonder about when you go and play at a
core Stadium or Acorn Stadium, as Jeene Simmons likes to
call it, because that area is right in the middle
of suburbia and if you're doing stuff, and while the
guys the crew were setting up all Katie stuff, she
might go and wander around the local shop.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
She from the photo I saw in the paper she
had her daughter with her. I'm sure she doesn't like
having those photos taken, but you couldn't see her daughter
uncolling staged on this one.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah, because you can wander around anywhere and no one
will know.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Who you are. Has she gone from a sound check
though age.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
But someone of her crew of going, you know what
a really cool you're superstar galactic superstar the shops.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
And here you are just wandering around the shops.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I have no beef for that, but also gets a
page five of the newspaper. But she also she's performing tonight,
but she may have exactly that. She's got time to
fill in. She's got a daughter, let's head up to
the shops. What kid doesn't want a little baby China?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
She could have got an Asahi bowl and lid. They've
got many there.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Yeah, one that hasn't been firebombed, hopefully, But you go
in there and get yourself to say, and then you
move on.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
What's the matter with you? Because you're not a man
of the people like me?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
When am I going?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
You're talking about the shops being firebombed? Well, there hasn't
what you haven't seen the news of say, that's the
worst business to be and you must all star. Now
why is this asa? He sucks not sus. But they
seem to be throwing fire bombs at each other.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
It's just yogurt, isn't it? Noll It's in a mixture.
I get an ice cream headache whenever I have one
because of shaved icy stuff get It's sort of like
cold things with fruity bits and stuff added to it.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
I was at Yowie Bay, and the lady was serving
it up and I said, what's that she said to say,
and I said, I'll get one of those. So puts
this big that looked like a soft serve and I'm
looking at me and then the whole thing just fell
on the floor, so I didn't get to eat it.
And then she said would you like another one? I said, well, okay,
and then she said fourteen dollars. Said no, I'm not
(49:24):
going to be in this for thirty dollars for whatever.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
This is what a lovely story you're telling. Do you
think that's what happened with Katie at the shops. I
think she's saying, God, get me back into space.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Somebody five on me.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Now. Welcome to town, Katie tonight. I hope your shows
go well.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
If you need a certain band to come on stage.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Imagine Katie Perry supported by a bad element. Can we
just hear another snippet of them?
Speaker 12 (49:47):
Ryan, Yeah, No friends Indeed Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
An elephant goes into a convenience store to make a trunk.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
It was on PD's news last night. Check out this
elephant in a corner store. A massive wild animal wandered
into a small grocer in northeastern Thailand while customers were
being served. After they all ran out, the elephant was
content raiding the aisles for snacks, eating eggs, dried bananas
and sandwiches, and one sip was full, went on its way.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Did the elephant wouldn't there to shopping list. But he's
got a good memory.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, I know where everything.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
His wife's saying, oh, do you dumbo if you got
the milk? But I like that because that'll be a
part of my PEDI files. You what the ped files.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I've got a file of pd doing all their little
news breaks and I just put them together.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Sometimes before you get here to the fun factory, I
just play around with pet a pt file.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Are you all right?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (50:50):
Like this. Many of us have come home to a
surprise delivery on the doorstep, meant for a neighbor or
someone else.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
What did they get, Petie?
Speaker 5 (50:58):
Check out this elephant and what else? Tortilla's a whisk
and twenty six kilograms of methamphetamine and knuckle dusters, machetes,
axes and knives big and small.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Enough about your cupboard? What's on for the weekend? A
case of beer and a car fire.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I do not feel comfortable with this. You should not
be using Peter this way, Amanda, thank you, ooh it's
fun Jensen sham Nation podcast. Everybody. Thank you to Miselle
Stocks and Gravies. You can win twenty thousand dollars for
(51:37):
being our favorite goolie of the year. What have we
got today?
Speaker 4 (51:40):
What gets my ghol is when people are called a goat.
It feels like an insult. I can't get my head
around at being positive. My brain turns a phrase into silly.
I'll goat Jonesy and Amanda. You are both the greatest
of all time. However, I can't call you goat legends.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Keep it up. It's very kind. You've obviously won Goolie
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Well if she did, she would have won Goodie of
the Year, but unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Well, how do you know it's our favorite that gets
it at the end of the year.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
What else have we got?
Speaker 15 (52:11):
What gets my goolies is waste of time road work.
If you're screaming along the road at one hundred k'
is an hour, then you've got to do eighty. Then
you've got to do sixty. Then you've got to do
forty and there's nothing going on. There's nothing on the
road that makes it worth slowing down for. In fact,
I think it's more dangerous leaving all that paraphernal you're
there for people to slow down and confuse traffic than not.
(52:34):
That really gets my goolies.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
It's true, It's true.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
I should have signs to just say slack your backpacker
on her phone for the next five k's slow down
to forty.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Do you mean the stop go person, the traffic people
on their phone earning more than us? When this fails,
and it will, so what next week you'll be doing that.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
We're going to Little Stop Girl and I'll have beautiful nails,
but the bad dam with the good.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
If you dip Dad, you can always contact us via
the iHeartRadio app. Jem sam our favorite Colory made of
Facebook friend gets a double passes he sert desilets Corteo.
It's a new show arriving in Sydney this September. Don't
miss the magic. Get your tickets today. You get that
Jonesy amounted te towel as well. How cool is that
we had a bad element our first t shirt to
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give away today We've got t shirts made, but the
first one off the hot press was going to go
to the biggest fan. So we played a game called
how well do you know? Bad Elements jokes back.
Speaker 17 (53:42):
That talent me.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Do you.
Speaker 11 (53:46):
Know?
Speaker 2 (53:50):
The person who could answer us off question three correctly
got the T shirt? Not everyone survived to question three.
Helen from the Oaks hadn't been listening as closely as
we'd hoped. The two members of society, who can you
light to them? From the song? No lies?
Speaker 8 (54:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (54:06):
I'm just going to say mum and dad.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
No, not mum and dad.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
No light of mum and dad?
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Easy? Well do you also say you can lie to
these people easily? So no lies? No lies between a
lie to a priest or none. That lyric is beautiful,
rit au t. That's enough. Don't question my eighteen your
old self? What are you tippings back tomorrow?
Speaker 13 (54:32):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (54:33):
You smart versus dart versus Dad? I get to throw
darts at Brendan Jones to remind me to drink heavily tonight.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
The chance to win the greatest weekend of your life
coming up with Higo after nine o'clock.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
We are back for jam Nation tonight at.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Six see you. Then good day to you. Well, thank god,
that's over.
Speaker 11 (54:47):
Good good bite wipe from your catch Jonesy and Amanda's
podcast on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 12 (55:08):
Cut up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio
app HM
What a great show today Wednesday always.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Could you know. I'm very impressed by the politician David Pocock.
He's an ex Wallaby. Yep. He's a very clear thinking,
smart man and I really like him.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
He looks good in a colored shirt.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I'm trying not to be crushy. He puts something on
his socials on the weekend about the safety of women
and it's really resonated with a lot of people are
going to chat to him.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It gave us pause for thought.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Also, instant coffee down at the Jonesy Demand of Arms.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We don't serve it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We just serve beer and beer and beer. But instant
coffee does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Thanks to because he lives, lots of people are turning
away from an expensive seven dollars Arista coffee. Does instant
coffee pass the pub test for you? I really spewed
my whole up today, TikTok Tucker. It was very confronting.
It was the worst thing we've ever done. I likened
it to a Jeffrey Darmer smoothie. We're still feeling the effect.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
My gorge rise. Speaking of gorge, buried a boi.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
He's Gorgeousir joins us and we do a quiz for
someone to win the very first Bad Element t sh s. Yeah.
The quiz was how will do you know bad Element?
And we had some mixed results.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The b e A went crazy a Bad Element Army
enjoy the podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
The miracle of recording.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.
Mistress Amanda's miss Killer. Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend making
the tools of the Train.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
The legendary part.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Jonesy and Amanda the Actress.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Congratulations, we're reading right now. Josey and Amanda, you're doing
a great job.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Anyone but Silkie Giant good radio.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda,
shoot time.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We're on the air. Good morning to you. How are
you today of June? You know, we've passed the midway
point for the year. I think someone was saying the
second of June is a midway point. From here, we
are closer to twenty fifty than we were to the
turn of the century twenty fifty. Yeah, doesn't that make
(02:17):
you feel weird? Which you know why? The fourth of
June is a very important day.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Or Katie Perry is in town.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Katie Perry is in town. Perry is in town and
it's Jenna's birthday Digital Jenehalo, Jenny, Happy birthday, Thank you
for the girl who has everything? What do you get
for your birthday? You've already got all the la boo
boo's a girl could want.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Yeah, I know. I'm hoping to get a jelly cap.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (02:45):
It's another cool toy.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
When you say cool, it's like a squishmellow.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
A bit more exclusive than that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Right, is this the one? The jelly cats? There are
shops where you they make them for you.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
No, that's that childish.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Build a bear is not? Is this not that?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
No? No, this is like another trend.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, Mom and I were going to take you down
to the build a Bear warehouse for your birthday today,
because not every day that you turn.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
How old are you today?
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Thirty two?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Why are you laughing?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
What's so funny?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Happy birthday, Jenna.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I'm excited for your present.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, it's a great presence.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Jones. He said happy birthday to general Monday, and she
said it's Wednesday, and then he forgot about it.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Today I've got some Canadian city fed, real fed.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Would you like that?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Yeah, I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
What else? It's not going to give it to you now.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I gave it the last night because I gave it
to me.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's a happy birthday, Jenna. What are your plans for
the day, Jonesy demand the merchandise.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
I've got it all.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You do have it all, You've designed most of it.
So what are you? What are your plans for today?
Speaker 7 (03:52):
I'm going to lunch with my family.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Where are they taking you? Build a bear?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Ribs and RUMs, some Italian restaurant?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, okayzat great, that would be great. Still around, Yeah,
there's one left.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There's one left.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You can go and get the old school, the whole
thing and if they got the plastic tablecloss, the red check.
You've got everything that you need. So there's one still.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, salad bar, salad bar, everything, the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Thing, brew really gully bread. Yeah, it's pizza hut. I'm thrilled.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, we should go there. We should go have a
team team when.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
We go today and see me.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But you're already going out with your family.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Well, I hope you get the jelly cut of your dream.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes, yes, Jenn, how old are you again?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
We don't have to go over that again.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Almost year of our Lord, next year thirty three.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
The Lord, I don't want to be sacrilegists, would have
loved a la boo boo. Yeah, Ge would have had
little key chains hanging of everything. He would have he
would have had. That's a scene from Jesus CHRISTI out of.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
His review mirror Jena, Happy Birthday, Thank you, Action packed show.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Today, we've got David Pocock joining.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Pocock Well, he's an Independent because you're a big fan,
he's a he's a former Wallabies football player, he's turned
federal MP's. He's a really good guy and he said
some things recently about women's safety in Canberra too. Women
have been attracted on hiking trails and I just think
it'd be a great time to get him on.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Also coming up, Instagram makes his return and we can't
do anything until we do the Magnificent seven.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Question number one in what school subject would you learn
about Pythagoras theorem? Yeah, nation, where into.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
The magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go all the
way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that,
Amanda will say, Hello.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Dale in Waterloo? How are you?
Speaker 8 (05:41):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Here's a question for you. Question one? In what school
subject would you learn about Pythagoras' theorem matts? Yeah, I'll
further quiz you. What is the theorem?
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know, se speed or something like that. That's exactly
what it is. So you can work out the third
side of a triang The.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
High pot new see and theorem states that A two
plus B two it wals C two.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Where's the pizza? News?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Is the longer side opposite right angle? Are we all
on the same page?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Question two? Which company developed the video game console the Switch?
Who owns the switch? It is? Let's play?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Sing it back to me? This is where you sing
the next line of this song. So I'm gonna put
some hat away on.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's no hayne, I've stuffed it for you. Let's hear
it again. When they stop singing? Or he's had a I,
a person or a band? Okay? When how do I finish?
As you start down?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
No, no idea it beautifully? But that's not correct.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Does Douglas of Castle Hill?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
When I have a crack, Doug, do you want ever go?
Douglas has hung up I don't think he does want
to have a go Hi podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
We're into the Magis seven and we're up to question
number three.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Sing it back, John is in good voice in the oaks,
Hello John, Good morning, Johnny, Okay John. When Hadaway finishes singing,
it's over to you.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
Here we go, what what.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You should be joining the likes of Hadaway? I think
he went had Away, Hadaway got enough for you, mate.
Hadaway was the one hit. Wonder, wasn't he had Away? Yeah?
But still he had a hit.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's more hits than you.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Thank you. Which mountain in Italy has recently erupted?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
John is at a Mount Veterra, b matt Etna or
Mount Rigatoni.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It is, it's mountain And I thought Sicily was its
own country, but Ryan assures me that it's a Was
it a province of region? A region.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
That's a region region?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Did you say an earthquake in Greece and or the
footage of earthquake happening in Greece? There's always footage of
a cat just going across.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
The causing the earthquake or right, cats just pick up stuff.
Question number five for you? Which film company is opening
logo features Leo the Lion.
Speaker 11 (08:37):
Metro Girl, Golden Mile.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, well MGM is what we like to call it.
But yes, is that the cat responding to the earthquake?
Since an earthquake in Greece found in Australia.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What name is the What is the name of the
smallest type of penguin?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Are the really little ones and the really cute?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Come on, you know this?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
What is he doesn't you're saying you know this doesn't?
You'll see heaps of them. Hello, Hugh and d Why
how are you? What's the name of the smallest type
of penguin? We've got them in Australia.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Harry penguins Singing Sensation, which sitting singing sensation has come
fresh from space to Lidke.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
He's been photographed in Lidcomb. She's performing tonight. I love
seeing celebrities in the wild. She was spotted up the
shops in Lidcombe.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Remember that time Keanu Reeves saw me do that burnout
on my motorbike at Centennial Park. I saw you it
was because he had exactly the same motorbike. John, you'll
appreciate this story. So I'm coming around the roundabout at
Centennial Park. There's a little bit of dampness on the
road there, and there was this jogger coming towards me.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And as I've got rounded the roundabout, I've dropped into
set can.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Just gast it and done a big fish tail all
the way up that road. You know Cintio Park there,
And Keanu actually stopped and watched me go past.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
You might think, what an idiot, No, I just missed that.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Jog It was a face of Adam.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Jogger was his friend.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
He was the jogger he actually stopped to see. Because
there's nothing more impressive when you see someone on a motorbike.
Just pull a perfect fishy up the road or it
will stand for that matter. It's always impressive.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I would you have a special skill. It's not riding
a bike, it's knowing the thoughts of people.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Ask Q, Is that true, Hugh?
Speaker 11 (10:33):
A true?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
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Speaker 2 (10:55):
Thank you, Hugh Awesome.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
I feel like Stephen Bradbury.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I've just come in and to question. Enjoy it. You
enjoy it. That's how the world.
Speaker 12 (11:06):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And La Lander remember this. Can't believe you guys can
follow up the fast. I'm going to click through The
German a big sure of musical facts. Well, on this
day in nineteen eighty three, the Police released their hit
Every Breath You Take. The track, written by Sting, went
on to be one of their biggest songs, and, like
all good songs, got covered a lot. Gloria Gaynor did
(11:35):
a version in twenty eleven. I don't remember this one happened.
It's almost a country honey top. That's it, Thank you, Gloria.
But possibly the most famous cover was by the Now
Council canceled. He did he yeah till my friend try
(11:57):
to black it out, but it please again win.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It's I remember years ago, I was wearing a radio.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Station when this came out, and I hated it so
much and I got in trouble because I slagged it
on air and they said this is the future and
I said, well, I don't want a.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Part of it. I hate it.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Don't slag the song, slag the man. It has an
age so well for the police given the current allegation
surrounding that rapper and those criminal charges he's facing. That
was put to Sting just last year, and Sting told
the La Times quote, look, I don't know what went on.
It doesn't taint the song at all. For me. It's
still my song. And when Sting says the word taint
you right with you work exactly good Sting.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Maybe the balance is coming back.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Let's play it jam. I'm a big fan of the
former Wallaby turned federal MP David Pocock. He said some
interesting things recently in relation to two assaults on women
who are out on running tracks in Canberra and the
police message the told women to stay vigilant. I saw
on David's socials on the weekend he uploaded this.
Speaker 13 (12:54):
This is one for all the blokes out there interested
when you're running?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
What are you thinking about?
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Are listen out trying to work out what birds calling?
Or are you a fellow Queenslander feilthy about state of origin?
I don't know, are you thinking about the Roman Empire?
Maybe one of the things I think you're probably not
thinking about is getting sexually assaulted. And I think it's
such bullshit that we live in a country where.
Speaker 13 (13:20):
So many women are worried about that, are thinking about
that when they're out for a run.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
We've got to do better.
Speaker 13 (13:28):
I don't know how we solve this, but I know
as men, one thing we can do is actually talk
to our mates about it.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
It's true, David Jones us right now, Hi, David, Morning,
James and Amanda.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
What was it about this police message that particularly got
under your skin?
Speaker 8 (13:43):
My wife and I've talked about the just the difference
in our experience over the years where I'm very happy
to duck out at night for a run, not something
most women feel comfortable doing. And then we've, as you said,
we've had two women in two months here in camera
assaulted whilst running. And I've got a few women in
my office who love, love running, And yeah, we were
(14:06):
talking about in the office and how do you actually
try and get more men into this conversation. It's often
talked about as a women's issue, but it can't be
left to women to solve this. Requires all of us.
And you know, I think when something requires cultural change,
that has to start with conversations and drawing more people into.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It and even chatting about it. I see a lady
every morning. She goes for a run when I'm leaving
for work at four in the morning.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And I always feel, are you all right? I always
worry about her safety.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Yeah, you know, I think that's that's the reality. And
I think a lot of a lot of blokes just don't.
We just we just haven't had to think like that.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
We're not thinking.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
About or how to I hold my keys when I'm
walking to my car at night. And you know, I
think if we want to change that, that is going
to take both cultural change and then some practical measures.
You know, say, here in camera, people love running around
the lake. It's really poorly lit. That's something that a
lot of women have been saying for a while. Now.
Put some decent lighting up so we can actually not
(15:04):
run in the dark. So I think, yeah, we can
both work on the cultural change side of things as
well as practical measures. And then you know, law enforcement
saying after something like this, while women just stay vigilant.
You can see why they're saying it, but it does
come off as.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Not the right message to be sending. You said, men
talk to your mates. We all think that men who
have friends think that their mates would never be like this,
And yet I saw a terrible statistic. This is from
the Australian Institute of Family Studies. They estimate that more
than one in three Australian men have used intimate partner
violence in their lifetime. And these are the ones who
are admitting to it. That's horrifying.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
It is.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
It's a very sobering statistic and I think that is
the reality of this situation when it comes to sexual
violence family in dovestic violence, is that we as a
starting we've liked to paint these people as monsters, but
these are our mates, you know, these are people that
(16:05):
we know who yeah, just just have a really warped
sense of what it is to be a man. And
you know, I think one of the things our society
and we talk a lot about toxic masculinity. I think
one of the things we need to be talking more
about is what is positive masculinity. Where are the positive
(16:25):
male role models? What does it actually mean to be
a man and to use your strength to actually protect
people not to use it to abuse your partner. So yeah,
I think we clearly have a long way to go
as a society, but I think we all have a
(16:45):
have a role to play well well.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
And we're talking about it and that's a big part
of it as well. And it's pause for thought and
when you post stuff like that, you actually think about it, right,
And someone listening to this might think, you know what,
if I see a girl walking down the raiding yoga pants,
I'm not gonna yell at it.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I'm just I'm not going to do anything. I'm just
going to live my life. Yeah, and talk to your
mate about well, David, it's great to talk to you.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
What's going on in Parliament today?
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Anything anything going over the table where you can break.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
For us, Jonesy.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
Parliament's not sitting in July. The new labor government have
given themselves a very sweet long holiday before we get
back into It's a little bit it's a little bit
frustrating given the challenges we're facing as a country. But
you know, that's that's the reality until July.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's like Scomo Times's having a break. Were here where
working working, you're working, you're working on your reak.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
You're out there running.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Well, well, yeah the work doesn't stop, but yeah, Parliament
won't sit for a while.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
But David, thank you. I'd like to get you back
on to talk about all the stuff you say about
our gas reserves and where we are with that.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Some hot air about that. Thanks, thank you, Thank you,
both down to the Jonesy. No matter the pub test,
instant coffee does it pass the pub test well?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
With Barista made coffees approaching seven dollars, lots of people
are turning away from there going out coffee and are
making instant coffees at home. Instant coffees are becoming more
more palatable to coffee drinkers, more posh. I know that
my son, who loves his coffee, brought himself a coffee machine.
He even practices the lata a art and does all
of that. That's not instant coffee, though.
Speaker 11 (18:31):
What.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No, I guess you're right, as.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Soon as you're putting in a machine, Instant coffee to
me is what we were raised with.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Tableau Well international, right, you're saying here that Nest Cafe
Gold is the fastest growing coffee brand at the moment.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Boonfall in the cap water milk boom.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Okay, all right, so you want to limit it.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
There's no mucking around with pods.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Okay, that stuff that's it's not coffee at home as
soon as you're instants, because you're froffing something that's not instant,
What about it if it's around your mouth because you salivate
at the floor. I know what you're doing for your coffee.
But some people will hold out and will always have
to have a purist coffee. You and I aren't those
people people to.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Go to coffee shops. And there was a guy complaining
about the sweat on the beans the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Is it a coffee shop or you in the sauna?
Instant coffee? Does it past the pub test? Lot of
people are turning to instant coffee does Okay, you're saying
it does, but you're not a coffee points people. A
lot of people have been raised just on cafe coffee
because we grew up with this instant crap. We sniffed
Pablo and thought it was great.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
When I used to wear a rouse smash repairs, they'd
make a coffee and all you got was two sugars
and milk.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That's it. No matter who you were you could be
a diabetic.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You're getting two sugars and milk. That's what the coffee.
And would you like a coffee? Yeah, and that's what
you'd get. All right, Well, how do you feel instant coffee?
Does it past the pub?
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Testy jam?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
If I was on the celebrity roast, I'd say he's
got the smallest and meat, potato and the beers we
start with.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
That didn't see the band, but I got the T shirt.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Well, this is where we are with Bad Elements. The
frenzy continues. I'm pushing for you guys to have some
kind of reunion, but all you want to do is
the fruit fore. You just want to get T shirts printed.
T shirts are happening. T shirts are happening. They actually are.
We've asked you to choose which style you'd like. Describe
the one that you would like.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Brendan I wan the one with the skull and it's
going to have motorcycle almet on and it's got pistons
and conrads as like a like a skull and crossbones,
lighting bolts, all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I've put forward a design that's like, well, Bad Element.
It's like a broken stovetop let's have a look at
the stats, because we've had this on our social couple
of days.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
The definitive answer.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Well, this is the definitive answer, sixty four percent. Of
course you don't know yet, No, I just haven't. It's
for the stovetop, of course. But you know what I'm
going to do for your brandan what are you to do? No,
I'm going to do. We're going to get some of
each printed. They're going to be limited a dish. We're
going to have some stove top. Oh, this is a
good idea half and half some skull. It's like Iron Maiden.
(20:58):
That's what they do with Eddie from Iron Maid. What
do they do? You know, Eddie, the Scully guy with
the hair and all the stuff. They have some of him. Yeah,
they have many different incarnations. Difference I Maiden. But the
difference between you and Iron Maiden is Iron Maiden performs
some music you are yet to reform musically. But I'll
give you a second to play a piece of bad element.
(21:20):
I don't want a big chunk of a song. You
get to choose what should we play? Anything that involves me? Okay,
how about this? No, friends, that's your backup vocals no friends,
what's your what's your nickname? Brendan? No friends?
Speaker 13 (21:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Anyway, you shouldn't use me in appropriately.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'll tell you what. Out of eight o'clock this morning,
we're going to give you a chance to win the
very first T shirt off the press.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Do you get one of each?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Or no? No, you get to choose. You get to
choose which one you want. But it'll be the first
T shirt hot off the price, so it'll be number
one of how many, like a thousand? I was thinking
maybe thirty of each.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Thirty thousand, goold, thirty of each, thirty sixty thousand, okay, good,
just sixty.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
We're just going to get sixty because we want limited
edition forty sixty. No, they've got to be they've got
to be special. Thirty of each, But you get to
choose which one you want, first chance to win? After
this morning? What's going to cop there goes that Amanda
Sham notion podcast. When gone? I want you to get
(22:25):
on right now. I'm taking now, go to your windows, open,
stick your head on a yell hell.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Instant coffee? Does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Thanks to Couse, he lives, More and more people are
turning to instant coffee. Barista made coffee is now approaching
about seven dollars, and lots of people are trying to
decide is it worth still loving your barista coffee or
people more and more turn into instant You and I
aren't big coffee consumers. Like cafe coffee is too strong
for me. You've seen how weak I like my coffee.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I will have I call you four grains.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, it's pretty much it. I will have an instant
coffee with about a third of a teaspoon.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Someone who was working with us many years ago thought
that I was making a joke about how many coffee
grains I put in your coffee from a teaspoon of
the macona, literally four grains of coffee.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You're literally drinking boiling water. It's brown.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I'm happy for that. I'm happy for it. I'm not
a coffee punts, but lots of people stand by their
need for a proper coffee. Instant coffee. How do you
feel does it pass the pub test?
Speaker 9 (23:27):
It passes, it's for sure.
Speaker 8 (23:28):
Four and more people are going from instant sachet, which
have the cappuccine that we add them in, and then
just that water and third and the way you go.
Speaker 15 (23:36):
It sure does as you, completely underrated, yet very convenient.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
You will use it on the go. You can be
camping on a lot of trick.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
You need a quick coffee or.
Speaker 16 (23:47):
Coffee instant coffee definitely passes the pub test for me,
because the only time I have coffee is if I
have a pain or a severe headache and I have
a little bit of caffeine with those pills make them
work quick. And I'm not going to make a bloody
espresso on a machine for that absolutely ever.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
Go on, mourner it out, rob Ben speak Tafe coffee
for me any day.
Speaker 16 (24:10):
Definitely part of the podcast. Not in anyone's lifetime.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
Mud would taste better from the recent rains from the
paddles outside my home, I feel, or even a half
decent top of tea espresso coffee is the only way
to go.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
He's got no sweat on his beans, or do you
want sweat on your beans?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
There is if you're coffee points or someone who loves
your coffee, having sweat on the beans makes a difference.
But I don't know if it's good or bad. I
can't remember. Don't look at me, Brendan. I'm not a
coffee cor so you know that I grew up on Pablo,
which is pretty much coffee.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Dust International raised and that was too posh for us
in the cafe b could you jam.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Started?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
What you do with that?
Speaker 17 (24:57):
You do it the moldy back terror or invested slavers.
Speaker 10 (25:01):
Meat fall off?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
The results too much tends to give your TikTok tucker.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
We make fruit from TikTok and eat it. What are
we eating today? Mum?
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Well? I think there are things you like.
Speaker 13 (25:13):
You do?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You like hot dogs? I love hot dogs? You do,
don't you? You like those frankfurts? What do we call them?
A little mini?
Speaker 11 (25:18):
Not?
Speaker 2 (25:19):
They're not the little frankies, the big long one Cheerios,
No cheerios are this morning hot dogs? And also you
like pancakes. I love pancakes. What about a hot dog pancake?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Pancakes is a weirdo.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I don't like them, digital Jenna. And you don't like
pa No, we don't. You don't like making pancakes because
you all they want to be sure or to cook
your stand there all everyone else eats and they go
thanks mam. At the end you go whatever, you just
get the mess. Well, I'll tell you how this goes.
It doesn't look pleasant. We are filming this. We're live
streaming this, I think, aren't we, Jenna, No, we're not.
So ignore everything I'm saying. This will be on our
(25:53):
socials to see how pleasant it looks. When I cook it.
You get three quarters of a cup of hot water,
which I've got here, and then you get four hot dogs.
I've got primo thin franks. You didn't get to the Huttons.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Don't argue. Don't argue.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Hutton's pooty franks are best. Oh they're a bit greasy
on my fingers. Okay, put four of those. Look at that.
The big lanyard of snot just came off. That's just
make from the.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Where did you get those from?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
There's four of those in there. I now put the
lid on this. Now, I've been warned by Joe, who
owns this, that it leaks to nutribullets's talking about Yeah,
she's talking about my bladder. So this Now, there's a
little arrow somewhere along here there. It is this arrow
lines up here that goes in there. There's a lot
of water coming out of that and we turn it on.
(26:41):
We're blending. There's a running I can't tell we're blending
four hot dogs in some more mortar. Is that an
after you think it's leaking? It's leaking, But is that blended?
That looks blended to me. This is what Jeffrey Darmer
would have as a smoothie every morning, because that looks
like human flesh. So I now take the lid off,
(27:03):
and what happens now is I turn on our induction heater.
Can you tell that that's going? You get a fry
pan of just carry up. Don't talk to me like that.
So I take the lid off this and I pour
out the human flesh. Jenna doesn't eat meat. It's a birthday.
(27:23):
That's why this is a treat. I've got to put
a bit of oil in the bottom of the pan.
A bit of oil.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh, that looks really fair.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
It does look foul. And that then gets poured into
this ready, wait till it gets hot. That's hot. Oh
my god, it's bubbling away. Can I turn it down?
Here we go, turn it down. That's I'm making.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
When are we going to eat this?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Well? After four Jenna's gagging.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
She's big vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Do I turn this now? This is a big there's
a thin pancake. Do I turn it. We'll let you
muck around with that and we'll go to Helen's News.
We will be tasting this whether you like it or not.
Speaker 12 (28:12):
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Speaker 15 (28:17):
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Speaker 2 (28:25):
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are saying that the little vignette we film to promote
the Survivors Code competition should be made into a Netflix series.
Those people I want their names, and I think you
should be played by Osha Ginsburg. Story of my Life.
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Speaker 2 (28:58):
If you wanted what those noises are, We're still cooking
our hot dog pancakes.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I've never reached so much as I've watched just in
the last five minutes.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
There's been a bit of gagging going on here, but
the Survivors. Let me just sing the praises of Survivors.
This is a Jane Harper book. I've read the book.
It is brilliant. And this series starts, i think on Friday,
June six So yes, we're giving away a word each day.
You have to put the words in a different order
to come up with the phrase at the end of
the week. Today's code word is ways. So so far
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we've got in she in she Ways. You'll get a
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Speaker 3 (29:39):
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Speaker 2 (29:43):
The way, and watch the survivors. It's going to be brilliant.
It's available Friday, sixth of June only on Netflix. My god,
it stinks in here. It stinks. It looks like we're
cooking human flesh. It looks like we're doing a Jeffrey
Darmer smoothie. We're going to eat it next we are.
We have to. That's the deal. The deal was made
with TikTok Nation.
Speaker 17 (30:04):
Start what you do that you do it's a fancied
the moldy bacteria invested slab of meat.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Fall off the fall.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Tend to give your tiktokker. We make food from TikTok
and eat it. I haven't heaved as much as I've
heaved during a Fleetwood Mac song and I love flood.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
This has been the most confronting one I think we've
ever done. And we've done some terrible food from tip.
This looked good when I saw the footage. A hot
dog pancake. You blend up four frankfurts in hot look
at your face in hot water, and that's all. Then
you pour it and make a pancake. It didn't come together.
It needs a binding agent. I don't know what they've
(30:46):
done on it. I don't believe that TikTok may have
lied to us.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Do you think they've lied to us?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We've done this looks like a human tongue. Everyone's come
in here and is heaving. It's disgusting, but I'm going
to push through. So we've just got snippets off. It
looks like we've cut out somebody's tongue and cutting.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Okay, okay, Now what happens.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
We have to actually put stuff on top of it.
So Jenny's eaving some tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
She's a vegetarian, and it's a birthday tomato sauce.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Kids put on the top of it and some American mustard.
American mustard fixes everything. Bit of American mustard and some
maple syrup. I don't have to go to drown.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Ryan's cutting very quiet, you know, he looks like Wendell
from the Simpsons.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
You know, little kid that's sick, that's yours. You have
to and give this one to Brendan. Please. When I
say three, I know you can look at the vision
of this on our socials. Shortly ready, when I say three,
we're going to eat it. One? Two, three?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Uh oh jeez?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
What have you?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What have you had it to?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It's why is it spicy? Why is it spicy? Why
is it salty and spicy?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Are they all for something?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's salty and spicy? What's happened? Rather mushrooms? You know,
even Jeffrey Darmer would say this. It's what's gone wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Someone's having a land.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
That's a joke that I can't.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Simply a Frankfurt with those toppings end up tasting like that.
Rather than it being exponentially good, it's exponentially hideous. The
recipe today is about to join us.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
He's sixteen, and we're going to roll their trays.
Speaker 17 (32:43):
A fancy the moldy bacteria, insisted Slavs meat fall off.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
The results too much. Tend to give your die. It's
so bad? Why what's happened to it?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
From bad to good? Barboire is joining his next to podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Look, there were some alarming headlines in last day or so,
it said the Barry do Noire, citingw he's got three
months to live. This is not quite the case. That's
a story he wrote about a number of years ago.
Please to say he's going extremely well and he's sitting
right in here with us and enjoying the smells of TikTok.
Tucker Barry, Holla.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
You look like you're gonna live for a thousand years. Mate,
you look fantastic.
Speaker 10 (33:24):
Yeah, let's check it in three months, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
But that headline yesterday alarmed me. But you were talking
about when you were first told that sixteen years ago.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
Yeah, the first diagnosis, that's what they said. It was
a real shock. But a spoiler alert. I don't have
to tell you I'm still here.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Because it's a bad smell in the studio and I
don't know if it's you.
Speaker 10 (33:41):
I wish I could describe that. I did a little
Instagram post before. You just can't describe how it smells.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
No, well, welcome to TikTok. He would have thought the
ground up hot dogs would smell like that. You know
what we've discovered that weird like crunchy bit in it
was it's the skin. Back again to Jeffrey Darmer. We
should have got some cooking tips from him.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
The only thing that was worse was Jones. Honestly, you
were concerned for your own health.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I would have rather eaten some death cap mushrooms and
a beef Wellington than that.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
That was true. Well, we've all got our choices now. Barry. Hello,
I know that we're here talking about Men's Health Week,
which is next week, and this is something very close
to your heart literally and figuratively.
Speaker 10 (34:18):
Yeah, well it should be close to oiheat's. Really, it's
just a week of awareness around the importance of holistic
health for men in particular at the moment.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
But women better at looking after their health, and men.
Speaker 10 (34:29):
Are Women are bad. Women are natural thinkers, so they
can think about a lot of things at once, whereas
men you work with one so you know and consider
generally to think about one thing. Yes, and men there's
still a stigma. There always will be that the alpha
male things. Yeah, I'll be right, I'll be okay, But
you know, I do a thing called ABC of health awareness.
(34:51):
Just be aware that there could be something wrong. And
we know, all of the three of us know that
early detection is a really important thing. So if you're
not feeling that well physically, get it checked out, get
that blood test. An early blood test is one of
the reasons I am here sixteen years later.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
If I hadn't taken it up that maybe three months
later that would have happened. But the early detection, it's
one of the things that saved me.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Be curious.
Speaker 10 (35:18):
I always say, think of how you can do things
better and be aware of who's around you. If you're
unsure about the health of someone else, ask them, especially
with mental health. You know my work with auok data,
that's what we say, just if you have curious ask
the question. And then connection, I think is so important.
And that's one of the other reasons I'm here today
because I'm working with a group called Cup of TV
(35:39):
COUPA dot TV, and we've got a whole range of
panel of speakers that talk about health and production and teamwork,
and I think so much of our time has spent
at work that is a big part of our community.
And I just think that the corporate world needs to
really get on board with these aware this week's Men's
(36:01):
Health Week, Men's Mental Health Week, all sorts of things,
and to be able to lean into ideas like cupver
dot TV. You've got plenty of access to the right
people to help your team out, so he us.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
You know, you say that you would diagnose all that
sixteen years ago, your beautiful twins turned into teenagers this
week thirteen. I mean, I bet you wish you'd on
that day when you got that news. I bet you'd
wish you'd seen a snippet of this.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Day you met Mery.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
No I knew I would. I just have to say
the word mother children, and you bore your eyes out.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
Because it's so beautiful and it's so beautiful, and I
am I happily cry about how beautiful that feeling was.
You're right, we couldn't have imagine. I showed you a
photo yesterday of what Arabella is going to wear to
her her white theme disco that's going to happen at
my place on that and.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
As you say, and a blink of an eye ago
I was holding her as a newborn. Yeah, but even
in the darkest times for you, you've always said you're
the luckiest man alive. Your your attitude has played such
a big part in your survival.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
And mindfulness and self belief in connection is a big
part of general health. It is people. People will give
up on you, and if you don't give up on yourself,
you'll stay here forever. And we're all we're all heading
to the same spot. But it's how you live every day.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I'll remind you of that on Saturday night we're having
a Discover party, thirteen year old. That's when you'll be saying,
mother beeper, You'll be tears of another kind barrier.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Well, it's always great to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Men's Health Week runs June nine to fifty. Lots of initiatives,
lots of things taking place, but it is such a
good mess.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Amanda's packed some TikTok tuck of pancakes hot dog pancakes
for you to take home.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Just put them in your atasheous instance.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Amanda's don't you You've got ten questions sixty seconds of
the clock. You could pass if you don't know an answer.
We'll come back to that question of time permit. You
get all the questions right, one thousand dollars, you can.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Turn it into two thousand dollars b answering a bonus question,
but it is double or nothing. Michael is in Croydon Park. Hello, Michael,
we're not doing too well after we ate that hideous
TikTok Tucker. I'm scared of poor.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I've never felt so unwell.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I know. I hope if this goes to court, I
have a better court drawing than mushroom woman.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
All right, I'm going to make sure I put extra jowling.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I think we ate it now, Michael. We have ten
questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass. Chances
are we can come back and have another crack at it.
All right, too easy, Michael. Let's see if it is
too easy? Because he then we go question number one?
What's the main ingredient in potato bake data? Question two?
How many stars are in the Southern Cross?
Speaker 15 (38:51):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Question three. Serena Williams is famous.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
For which sport Dennis?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Question four, whose code name was double O seven James?
Question five? True or false? Sydney is the capital of Australia.
False Question six. The pound is the currency used in
which country Great Britain? Question seven. Rottennest Island is home
to which famous animal? Question eight? Who is the front
(39:16):
man for Australian Crawl?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Question nine? What cuisine is sang Choi.
Speaker 10 (39:22):
Boo from Chinese?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Question ten? Who wrote the poem the man from Snowy River?
Back to question two? How many stars are in the
Southern Cross? Question eight? Who was the front man for
Australian Crawl?
Speaker 6 (39:39):
Oh, come on, come on, it's James.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh sorry, Do you remember now that it's James j.
Speaker 9 (39:57):
I remember now, Yes.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
He's a friend of the show.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Do you have him on every half hour? You did
so well, Michael when you got the Southern Cross. I
thought you were going to get it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Oh thank you for Michael. You gave us a thrill.
That's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
You help us forget that I've poisoned if Amanda's mushroomed
us all but I feel batter for it, Michael, Thank you?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Oh you too?
Speaker 11 (40:23):
Mane.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Well, look, I made a promise earlier in the show.
We are going to be printing Bad Element T shirts.
The first Bad Element T shirt is a limited Edition.
Streamy Limited Edition is going to be going to someone.
Next we're going to play a game. If you'd like
to play, give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two.
The game is called how well do you know Bad Element?
Speaker 1 (40:43):
I know it that well because I started it.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Okay, look at you, you're pointing at yourself like a
fool shit podcast well T shirts. We put a poll
up on our socials as to which what's your band
called Bad Element? T shirt? You'd like to pretend you
don't know? One was your design, one was my design.
I will just say my design one. But out of
(41:06):
the goodness of my heart, we're going to release a
couple of each limited edition. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
If you liked the first your bono.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
One, give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two.
But you have to earn it.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
And it's important you see, you didn't see the band,
but I got the T shirt because you see the
kids these days walking around in like a Motorhead shirt
and you say, oh, can you name one Motorhead shirt song?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
And they don't know God an Iron Major?
Speaker 2 (41:31):
You know Iron made well. The difference with you is
that you refuse to reform. I've asked you if if
you and the other members of the band talking, I said,
if you would like to get together and stop just
going on about the T shirts and see if you're
still got any musical abilion.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
But it's all about the thing.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
It's about the vibe, sir, It's all about the T shirt.
It's about the vibe. Would you like to get the
first T shirt off the press? I've put some questions together.
I don't even know if you could answer them, Brendan,
but we're going to call this competition. How well do
you know bad elements? You block?
Speaker 5 (42:13):
You tell.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
That, you tell me?
Speaker 8 (42:17):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Know I've forgotten how terrible it is? Even you're pulling
the face when you put it together in a montage,
it does something sign us anyone. It gets better and better. Well,
we're going to play this in the same way we
play the Magnificent Seven, which is a competition. We play
at six o'clock in the morning. I've got three questions here.
(42:41):
You have to get questioned three right no to win
the T shirt. So someone's going to If you're wrong,
you get out. We take the next call. But you
have to answer question three correctly to number one.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Of the shirt thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
We've got Kate a black part Allo, Kate, how well
do you know Bad Element? He comes? Question number one?
Are you ready? Yep? Name the band members of the
band Bad Element? There were three of them? What were
their names?
Speaker 16 (43:11):
Brendan Jones?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yep. You can't even google it because the information doesn't Sorry, Kate,
We've got Tony. Hello. So you're still on question one energy,
(43:39):
Name the band members of Bad We know one of
them is Jonesy? Who are the other two? And bees
you've done? Which brings you to question number two. In
the classic song No Lies? Which two members of society?
According to the song, is it actually okay to lie to?
(44:01):
It says no lies, no lies? But you can lie
to and you can lie to?
Speaker 11 (44:04):
What?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Who are those that.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Helen's in the ape?
Speaker 8 (44:14):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Helen?
Speaker 16 (44:16):
Hi here, you're going up.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
To question number two in the classic song are you
in the b Army?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Helen?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
But you're more in the b o Army, Brandon in
the b Army. Let's keep going. The two members of society?
Who can you lie to them? From the song No Lies?
I don't know. I'm just gonna say, Mom and dad. No,
not mum and dad. A song you can lie to
mum and dad. Well, this is your line is in
this song is even worse. It says you can't lie,
no lies, no lies, but you can lie to a bla.
You can lie to a bla, a little white lilat
(44:43):
and I never heard anyone. What are the two members
of society, Robin, I'm not an a pre that's how
it goes. There makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Has problems with that?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Okay, question number three? Here we go, Robin. If you
get this right, you're getting the first T shirt, number
one T shirt of your choice. In the song know
her name? What type of drink does the girl request
at the bar? We're a fluffy dark. You've missed out
on such an obvious rhyme.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
What does a blake do with a fluffy done?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Robin? Congratulations. Now there's two designs. One is sort of
a skull and crossbones kind of an arrangement, which one
is an arrangement of a broken stove top. Which would
you prefer? Oh, Mandy, can I have your one?
Speaker 9 (45:33):
Please?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Squish you can, Robin, first T shirt off the press
is going to your number one of number one. That's right,
I hear those songs and I think of number two.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
We'll see you backstage, Robin.
Speaker 16 (45:45):
Can you sign it for me please?
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Of course I'll sign it for you.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
You are the other Blake's what's his face in the
other Blake. You don't need them. Just the main game,
Just the main game, speaking of which I am going
to push you to perform together. Can't all be T shirts, Brendan,
It's not about that. We don't need to listen to
this that's happening. I can't do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
It's either Beatles or Queen.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Doing It's like Queen doing Bohemian Rha. Let's hear you
sing again? Yeah? Maybe right. Anyway, Well, congratulation you've got
a T shirt.
Speaker 12 (46:22):
Gamh Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning on Gold one
one seven.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Well, congratulations to Robin who has won the first T
shirt from Bad.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Elements, number one out of a long a limited edition.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Of t very limited edition. What's interesting, though, is she
had to put up with listening to a very quick
montage of Bad Element to get there. It does sound
like when you put all the songs together, Brennan, even
you pulled a sounds out the.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
White albums.
Speaker 18 (46:52):
Block, you know, you know Katy Perry's in chat. She
might be you know what what happens if Katie.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Calls me up on stage and I should go into space?
She's you have to talk about Katie.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I like seeing celebrities in the wild. What about Katie
Perry just wandering around Libcombe? She was at the shop.
I did that, the shops in Lipcombe.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
I wonder about when you go and play at a
core Stadium or Acorn Stadium, as Jeene Simmons likes to
call it, because that area is right in the middle
of suburbia and if you're doing stuff, and while the
guys the crew were setting up all Katie stuff, she
might go and wander around the local shop.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
She from the photo I saw in the paper she
had her daughter with her. I'm sure she doesn't like
having those photos taken, but you couldn't see her daughter
uncolling staged on this one.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah, because you can wander around anywhere and no one
will know.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Who you are. Has she gone from a sound check
though age.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
But someone of her crew of going, you know what
a really cool you're superstar galactic superstar the shops.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
And here you are just wandering around the shops.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I have no beef for that, but also gets a
page five of the newspaper. But she also she's performing tonight,
but she may have exactly that. She's got time to
fill in. She's got a daughter, let's head up to
the shops. What kid doesn't want a little baby China?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
She could have got an Asahi bowl and lid. They've
got many there.
Speaker 3 (48:28):
Yeah, one that hasn't been firebombed, hopefully, But you go
in there and get yourself to say, and then you
move on.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
What's the matter with you? Because you're not a man
of the people like me?
Speaker 1 (48:38):
When am I going?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
You're talking about the shops being firebombed? Well, there hasn't
what you haven't seen the news of say, that's the
worst business to be and you must all star. Now
why is this asa? He sucks not sus. But they
seem to be throwing fire bombs at each other.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
It's just yogurt, isn't it? Noll It's in a mixture.
I get an ice cream headache whenever I have one
because of shaved icy stuff get It's sort of like
cold things with fruity bits and stuff added to it.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
I was at Yowie Bay, and the lady was serving
it up and I said, what's that she said to say,
and I said, I'll get one of those. So puts
this big that looked like a soft serve and I'm
looking at me and then the whole thing just fell
on the floor, so I didn't get to eat it.
And then she said would you like another one? I said, well, okay,
and then she said fourteen dollars. Said no, I'm not
(49:24):
going to be in this for thirty dollars for whatever.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
This is what a lovely story you're telling. Do you
think that's what happened with Katie at the shops. I
think she's saying, God, get me back into space.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Somebody five on me.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Now. Welcome to town, Katie tonight. I hope your shows
go well.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
If you need a certain band to come on stage.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Imagine Katie Perry supported by a bad element. Can we
just hear another snippet of them?
Speaker 12 (49:47):
Ryan, Yeah, No friends Indeed Jonesy and Amanda podcast.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
An elephant goes into a convenience store to make a trunk.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
It was on PD's news last night. Check out this
elephant in a corner store. A massive wild animal wandered
into a small grocer in northeastern Thailand while customers were
being served. After they all ran out, the elephant was
content raiding the aisles for snacks, eating eggs, dried bananas
and sandwiches, and one sip was full, went on its way.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Did the elephant wouldn't there to shopping list. But he's
got a good memory.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, I know where everything.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
His wife's saying, oh, do you dumbo if you got
the milk? But I like that because that'll be a
part of my PEDI files. You what the ped files.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I've got a file of pd doing all their little
news breaks and I just put them together.
Speaker 5 (50:45):
You know.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
Sometimes before you get here to the fun factory, I
just play around with pet a pt file.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Are you all right?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (50:50):
Like this. Many of us have come home to a
surprise delivery on the doorstep, meant for a neighbor or
someone else.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
What did they get, Petie?
Speaker 5 (50:58):
Check out this elephant and what else? Tortilla's a whisk
and twenty six kilograms of methamphetamine and knuckle dusters, machetes,
axes and knives big and small.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
Enough about your cupboard? What's on for the weekend? A
case of beer and a car fire.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I do not feel comfortable with this. You should not
be using Peter this way, Amanda, thank you, ooh it's
fun Jensen sham Nation podcast. Everybody. Thank you to Miselle
Stocks and Gravies. You can win twenty thousand dollars for
(51:37):
being our favorite goolie of the year. What have we
got today?
Speaker 4 (51:40):
What gets my ghol is when people are called a goat.
It feels like an insult. I can't get my head
around at being positive. My brain turns a phrase into silly.
I'll goat Jonesy and Amanda. You are both the greatest
of all time. However, I can't call you goat legends.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Keep it up. It's very kind. You've obviously won Goolie
of the Year.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Well if she did, she would have won Goodie of
the Year, but unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Well, how do you know it's our favorite that gets
it at the end of the year.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
What else have we got?
Speaker 15 (52:11):
What gets my goolies is waste of time road work.
If you're screaming along the road at one hundred k'
is an hour, then you've got to do eighty. Then
you've got to do sixty. Then you've got to do
forty and there's nothing going on. There's nothing on the
road that makes it worth slowing down for. In fact,
I think it's more dangerous leaving all that paraphernal you're
there for people to slow down and confuse traffic than not.
(52:34):
That really gets my goolies.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
It's true, It's true.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
I should have signs to just say slack your backpacker
on her phone for the next five k's slow down
to forty.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
Do you mean the stop go person, the traffic people
on their phone earning more than us? When this fails,
and it will, so what next week you'll be doing that.
Speaker 3 (52:53):
We're going to Little Stop Girl and I'll have beautiful nails,
but the bad dam with the good.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
If you dip Dad, you can always contact us via
the iHeartRadio app. Jem sam our favorite Colory made of
Facebook friend gets a double passes he sert desilets Corteo.
It's a new show arriving in Sydney this September. Don't
miss the magic. Get your tickets today. You get that
Jonesy amounted te towel as well. How cool is that
we had a bad element our first t shirt to
(53:21):
give away today We've got t shirts made, but the
first one off the hot press was going to go
to the biggest fan. So we played a game called
how well do you know? Bad Elements jokes back.
Speaker 17 (53:42):
That talent me.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Do you.
Speaker 11 (53:46):
Know?
Speaker 2 (53:50):
The person who could answer us off question three correctly
got the T shirt? Not everyone survived to question three.
Helen from the Oaks hadn't been listening as closely as
we'd hoped. The two members of society, who can you
light to them? From the song? No lies?
Speaker 8 (54:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (54:06):
I'm just going to say mum and dad.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
No, not mum and dad.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
No light of mum and dad?
Speaker 2 (54:10):
Easy? Well do you also say you can lie to
these people easily? So no lies? No lies between a
lie to a priest or none. That lyric is beautiful,
rit au t. That's enough. Don't question my eighteen your
old self? What are you tippings back tomorrow?
Speaker 13 (54:32):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (54:33):
You smart versus dart versus Dad? I get to throw
darts at Brendan Jones to remind me to drink heavily tonight.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
The chance to win the greatest weekend of your life
coming up with Higo after nine o'clock.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
We are back for jam Nation tonight at.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Six see you. Then good day to you. Well, thank god,
that's over.
Speaker 11 (54:47):
Good good bite wipe from your catch Jonesy and Amanda's
podcast on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 12 (55:08):
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