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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well
He's our podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
The show started with a bang TikTok. Tucker was up early.
We had to prepare it pickles in instant coffee. Several
hours later we tasted it. What a waste of several
hours that was what a waste. Indeed looked like a
medical sample and tasted the same.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Down to the Jonesy the man of arms for the
pub test today. And it seems that Anthony Albanzi's shirt
Joy Division that he wore on the plane when he's
coming back from America has not caused joy for the opposition.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
No, it's not just a band T shirt. Anthony Alberanez.
He found out a couple of years ago what the
name Joy Division stands for. It was a certain part
of the Nazi concentration camps that used women as sex slaves. Horrendous, horrendous.
He was shocked to hear that news, but he knew
that and still wore the T shirt. Doesn't matter, is it.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Prime Ministereal the HSC round up.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I remember it like yesterday when I did my HSC.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Brand I remember the act that out of it. You
didn't do the Remember the lectern I remember the medals?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Do you remember like some schools in Brisbane being taught
the wrong subject. That's what's happened.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
And Julia is Amir a friend of the show. You
know her as Roz Gruber from Fisk. She's got a
brand new show and Julia will be telling us all
about it in this podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
The Miracle of recording.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
We had so many requests for them to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Again, Mistress Amanda and Ms Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Friend making the tools of the trade.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
The legendary part jonesy Amanda, the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Congratulations, were right now, Amanda, You're doing a great job.
Good radio.

Speaker 6 (02:09):
Sorry but it's a twist set.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Shot we're on there. Well, good morning to you, Amanda.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I am doing alright, I'm getting good grades.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Cold.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Last night I did out in the middle of the
night and put on more pajamas.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
More pajamas. What were you wearing already?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
T shirt? And I had to get up on what about?
I had underpants on?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I put on some.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Readers want to know. There's people sitting there right now. Yah,
tell us what else she was wearing.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
And I'm just I'm just satisfying those people.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was cold, it was what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Hey, I just went to bed Mondays. I was a
Rundies Mondays. Yeah it was fine, fine.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Fine, fine, ye. Look I found one of these things.
In fact, I've got two of them. You know, this
says what kind of person you are based on your
birth month? That kind of thing. Do you want to
know how annoying you are according to your birthday or
your birth month? What you're getting for Christmas? Which you
want to want to know?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
First?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'll go Christmas. Let's go Christmas. Okay, let's see. I'm February. Yes,
I get a puppy. Excellent, Brian, When's what month is
your birthday?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
June?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
June?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You get nothing, Jane gets Brian gets nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Why April Brendon you get diarrhea? Why I haven't written it?

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Why?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Why? This is just this is how it goes. This
has appeared on my screen last night, and so this
must be science.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Sure it is on the internet, it must be true.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Let's move on to how annoying you are according to
your birthday February twenty five percent annoying?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Where's When's Broun?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Eight percent annoying?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Actually, Brian is the least annoying person I.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Know, April yep, I can't even read the number, so
one zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero
zero zero zero zero percent. See its science?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Is it is? It? Is it?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yes, it is. That's the most of any of them.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Proud forward to diarrhea at Christmas under the tree, a
new tongue pashing a little puppy dog like you're on
the Golden bachel line.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Brian getting nothing, nothing better than diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
And anyway, Action pack show today. You know who's going
to be joining us.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
The mirror is going to be joining us.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, Also coming up on the show TikTok Tucker, It's Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Last week we made tuna protein bread that smells in
this studio for some hours.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
But it was full on It was full on bread.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yes, proper bread.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Had some adverse effects later on. I'll tell you right now,
it wouldn't have been a case of no fluids.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Brian, I reckon, because he munched into that. He would
have got my Christmas gift what you've swapped secret said,
and we can't do anything until we did the magnificence.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Who's the number one? What color is a regular Australian
post box?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah? Nation, We're into the magnificen s.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
We have seven questions. Can you go all the way
and answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that,
Amanda will say, ask.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
You what your birth month is so I can tell
you what you're getting for Christmas and how annoying you are.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
This is fun. Joanne's in Liverpool.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Joanne, Guy, what month were you born?

Speaker 7 (05:29):
October?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Guess what you're getting for Christmas? You're getting chicken nuggets yum.
And let's see how annoying you are. You're pretty low.
You're only seven point seven percent annoying. And like Brendan Jones,
who's I can't even I've never seen a number that big,
one trazillion gazillion.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
I know you're not number size. I'm presuming you're not
reading it rightly. Can you give me a lover that
Oh yeah, Oh that's that's a joke.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
It's not a zero.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
It's like a.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Gaze gazillion bazilion minili.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Clearly, people that don't like good people born in.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
April Joanne, let's get onto it. What color is a
regular Australian post office box? Box? Red office?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
What was the initial purpose of a car's glove box? Joanne?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh, no box.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Craig's in the relandh Craig.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
What month were you born?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Are we lucky? You're only twenty five percent boring and
you're going to get a puppy for Christmas? Is a
boring twenty irritating, irritating, annoying.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
You get a puppy and you're.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Not as irritating as people think you might be, Craig,
So that's good.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
What was the initial purpose of a car's glovebox?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Craig, Yeah, you're driving gloves. You'd be driving along the
road like Peter Warrett and you'd have gloves. Does anyone
remember Peter anymore? Do you remember him?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Craig?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
He used to do a show called Drive Talk Drive,
and he dressed up in women's clothing.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
No, that was his private life.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
He didn't do it as a thing that was behind
the scenes. But I think he was a unicorn. No,
not a unicorn, a sea horse, a.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Seahorse and rest in peace.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
But it's not a bad thing like it's all diversity now.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
But a sea horse is a guy who's not homosexual
but dresses up in women's clothing.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
None of that was part of the show.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
These days.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
We saw his driving gloves getting fancier and fancier. Question
number three, reverse it? What song we're playing in reverse?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Craig, I couldn't.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Hear it properly? No, no idea, Sorry, Craig.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
That is number three on the mag seven.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
And then we have it question number three of the
Magnificent seven podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Magnificent seven to question three, it's reverse it. Nick in
Marsden Park, Nikki, I know this is tiresomble. I'm going
to ask you what months you were born in. I
was born in August August. Let's see how annoying you are. Oh,
you're close to Jonesy. You're ninety nine point nine no, no, no, no,

(08:24):
nine percent, So you are a bit annoying. Let's see
what you're getting for But you are getting a new
car for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
He so February you're getting a new car for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I'm getting a puppy. Brian is getting nothing. You're getting
diarrhea for Christmas. According to this scientific listener, Nikki gets
getting a new car.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
My brother was born in August. He doesn't deserve a car.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Well, you deserve diarrhea. Under the tree something special for you.
Under the tree has left you a little something.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Nikki, we're playing a reverse it? What is this song
playing in reverse?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Any ideas?

Speaker 9 (09:09):
Lucky darf pipe is?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
The question before is multable choice? The Kraken is a
legendary sea monster depicted as what is it a giant squid?
Be a giant shark? See a giant seagull? Hey giant squid.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Tom Holland, Toby McGuire and Andrew Garfield have all played
live action versions of which Superhero Nikky.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
Who Were Sorry?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Tom Holland, tobymguire and Andrew Garfield.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Spider Man Man, Which brings you to question six. According
to slang, what does it mean if something slaps?

Speaker 7 (09:48):
It's so cool it's I get.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
A lot of time. I mean we're walking around the
corridors here and the young kid like Jonesy, he slaps.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I put it to you've never heard that.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Kelsey Grammar has announced his dad. He is going to
be a dad to baby number what over nine? You
know Grammar he played Fraser.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
He's seventy years old. He's just announced his wife is
having another baby. He's had children, He's had children with
other wives. So how many children will this make? Number seven? No? Sorry, Nikki,
Jess I jess Hey monthly born.

Speaker 9 (10:29):
Jess, I'm born in September.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, let's have a look September your zero percent annoying?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Jess am I I'm honored.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Or guess what you're getting for Christmas? Jess pregnant?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh what according to.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
This scientific baby scientific list I have in front of me,
You're going to be Mary Magdalene. Amazing, this is great.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
What Jess might have someone in her life, not yet,
but who knows.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
The year is young.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Absolutely, you've still got a couple of months crack and
Jess Kelsey Grammar at the age of baby. Yeah, well
that's right. Kelsey Grammar is becoming father to baby number what.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
I'm going to five?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
No? Yes, I've got to read out more months.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Rachel is in Wentworth Point where you started doing this.
So when you start something, you must finish it will Rachel.
Unlike that cross stitch that you've got sitting there. Rachel,
what month were you born?

Speaker 8 (11:23):
I was born in August, so I'm getting a new car.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
You're getting a new car, but you are very, very annoying.
That's what we've established. This morning, Kelsey Grabber announced, at
the age of seventy, his wife is having another baby.
I don't know whether it's been born. All this announced
of pregnancy. How many babies will this be? How many
children that will be?

Speaker 9 (11:41):
Baby number eight?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Eight, number eight? This is this fourth with his current wife. Yep,
and he's got four from previous relationship.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Kate Walsh, Is that right, Kate? And was spot with
a y We met her and him.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah. When they come up for the Radio Awards.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Congratulations are you Rachel?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
You won the jam package all coming away one hundred
and fifty dollars to spend it. She in Spring Rene
made it easy, endless choices at she in a double
gold class past to events Cinemas, relaxed, unwined, and indulge
in a gold class at events Cinemas and Josie demanded
characters for the color and substanded the pencils.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
It's far better than diarrhea, but not as good as
a car.

Speaker 9 (12:20):
Yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (12:22):
I am so excited to even be on air, which
showed that you guys from kids about a month ago, and.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, and loving you took.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
Was getting ways to point, so I will.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, fantastic, way too annoying months of Kyle and Jackie Oburn.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I know that Kyle's August.

Speaker 9 (12:42):
Isn't he Kyle May?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
He's May. That's right. Well, I'm glad that's May. Just
read what May.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Is in terms of annoying.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, look just to see because I'm the most annoying.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Surely he comes, he's twenty two percent.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh, that's not annoying at all.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
It's not as annoying as you are.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
When what's Jackie?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
She's I don't know. Their birthdays are Brendon around Marinas.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
We should know this stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
They know mine.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I know yours February twenty.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
But the thing is, Rachel, thank you for coming and
joining us. We are going to be doing a drive
show next year. Will you come to the fruited Plains
of the drive Show hours three to six pm with
us next year? I loved you.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I was just about to say we finally got Rachel
over here, and now we're buggering, but.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Rachel's coming with us.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Good on your Rach, have a good remainder of the day.

Speaker 11 (13:30):
Wonderful thank good on your Rachel Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
What have we got to lay on? In case Amanda sweat?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's time for the gentleman. Like a big book of
musical facts? Why don't you flick through it? Sure you've
just come back from the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
You know whenever you do that, I don't mention a thing.
I keep it Tom, you are the worst wing.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Person in the world.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Sorry, Brendan on this day and no I woult to notice.
Oh I would have noticed on this day. Twenty seventeen,
Ed sheeran release Shape of You What about that?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Love?

Speaker 1 (14:12):
That song I hated?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Number one on the charts in several countries. Exciting times ahead.
Ed is coming down Under in February, just in time
for your birthday. He's doing his tour loop. He's announced
the support acts.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Who are they going to be?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
MEA ray An Australian pop singer. You know this.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I like it, But let me ask you this. Do
you ever go for? Do you ever get there early
enough with the support acts? What you stand in the barn?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I wait till the diving Acts comes on. I paid
to see a diving act. I want to seize me
a dionut great.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's a great thing though for someone like me to
be supporting a show.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Of course that I'm into that Mayor. I think you're
great and everything like that, but you.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Know I won't be seeing you, says Trad Wirish.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Pop girl group Bird with two.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Eyes, two eyes and nose in the mouth. I like
this too.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
You like a fiddle?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Do they see no?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
It is fiddle? Do you like philing very much? Bryan
likes Fiddle and vance Joy?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
You know this guy actually be worth showing up for
vance Joys.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I dig him and then that's a big that's sho.
I watch vance Joy and say see it.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm going home no way by stagram Fridge for your birthday,
he sings your happy birthdays.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Singing happy birthday because I'm not annoying because I'm born
in February.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Gem started what you do? Did you do it?

Speaker 12 (15:40):
That's a fancy The moldy bacteria invested slavs meat.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I want to sell that to my dog, TikTok Taka.
We make food from TikTok and I eat it.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Last week we made tuna bread. Brian liked it. The
bread consistency was amazing. It's sort of a high protein bread.
But it was just it smelt so strongly of tuna
while it was cooking. Maybe if I didn't smell the
cooking smells of it, enjoyed it more. What do you think, Brendan?
I agree today pickles are having their moment, aren't they.

(16:14):
Every girl played has pickles on it. Pickles, pickles, pickles.
I've seen things like pickle fountains instead of chocolate fountains,
it's pickle fountains. Pickles are everywhere. Do you like pickles?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I love pickles. I'm just curious about the pickle fountain.
How does it work? Because a chocolate fountain, there's melted chocolate.
Are we presuming there's melted pickle coming out?

Speaker 7 (16:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
No, no, So the pickles are in the tears of
it and juice runs over.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Them, juice over the pickle.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yes, Brian? Do you like pickles?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
A recent convert?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
A recent convert to pickles? Well, Brian, you are a
recent convict to pickles, and you don't like coffee. Sorry
about this, but we're going to be making pickled coffee today.
I saw this and I'm intrigued because I eat pickles
straight from the jar.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I loved you jar.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Pretty well, I pre opened it because I knew you'd
quiz me on it. I didn't want to get pickle
juice on myself. So I've opened a jar of pickles,
just regular dial cucumber pickles. What you do you keep
all the juice in there, you add three.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Fun fa what pickles are just cucumbers.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
But process differently.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yep, pickle is the term for the brining process.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, Brendan, you told me it'd be fun fact. Three
teaspoons go in there, three teaspoons of instant coffee from Aldi.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's Aldi Cafe.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
It is two. So three teaspoons of instant coffee into
a jar of pickles. I stir it around a little bit,
stir it, stir it, stir it. It now looks that's
what I'll do next, So stir it. Then I do that.
How would you describe that color, Brendan, Well, and the
shape of what's in there.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
You've got a caravan and some sort of situation.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
This you shake it and we what we do.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
We do a bit of a cocktail, tom cruise fuckingness sake.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I got to hippie, all right.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
So look at that. That's just that does look like
a septic tank. We've got our pickles with instant coffee.
That's going to sit here now throughout the show. We're
going to eat that at eight forty. What you do
is what I saw that on TikTok. You take a
pickle straight out and just eat the whole pickle and
it should be coffee infused.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Look forward to it.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand rounds for
the pub test and today. Who would have thought the
Prime Minister's Joy Division T shirt would cause so much
non joy?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Well, he got off a plane from a visiting.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Was he visiting this after his big trip to Washington?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
That's right? And at the moment he's in Malaysia and
isn't commenting on this is big trip to Washington. It's
all very intentional because he's a music guy. What's a
big casual gets off the plane. He knows he'll be photographed.
He's just seen Donald Trump is wearing a Joy Division
T shirt. And we've always known he's a music guy.
He likes Joy Division.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
For those who don't know Joy Division, here's some of
the deep tracks.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
You remember this and then come and but then really
love this was there here and then Joy.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Division begat new order, you know, a new order, and
then they went really.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Girly with this.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
These are my big Union years.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
I'm just showing off with my musical knowledge.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
That Joy Division something I didn't know. The name Joy
Division came from a certain Nazi encampment back in the.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Wall, that's right, and women who were designated to be
the sex workers. That was known as the Joy Division.
So he What makes this controversial is that Anthony Aberzi
found this out in twenty twenty two on a podcast
hosted by Nigel Marsh, who said to him, you know
what that band name means? Because he'd been saying how
much you liked the band, and he said, I wish
I didn't know that. It's very dark, isn't it? Anything

(19:59):
about that band is dark. That's what Anthony Aberanezi said,
So he knows what the name of the band is
referring to the band have used that not ironically, but
it has homaged her the horror of the war. When
you wear a T shirt out of context. Anthony Aberanezi
didn't know that at the time, so but he does.

(20:19):
Now why would he.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Wear as the Prime Minister?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, perhaps I don't know, but then people say you
can't wear anything anymore.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
If I was him, I wouldn't wear it, But if
I was her, I wouldn't mention it.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
That's very good.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Is it a big deal? She's made it. Susan Lee
has made it a big deal for Susan.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Let's just say this, Peter Dutton sweated the small stuff
and look where it got him. So perhaps more politicking,
let's trying to score points.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Well, she has said the name band's name is steeped
in anti Semitism. And this is a very volatile situation
here at the moment, as you've mattered. True, and Anthony
Aberanezi would not lean into this lightly. So what an
oversight for him? And does it matter?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Are we sweating the small stuff?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Does this matter?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Is it a big deal? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
And Albow's Joy Division shirt with his knowledge of what
the band name means, does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Ye Jama Wednesday is TikTok tuck a day. Today we're making.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
From coffee pickles. Some days are very detailed. Sometimes the
recipes are very hard to follow.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I have my pen at the pois pan at the
pois well.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Today we're making pickled coffee. Pickles are having a moment,
aren't they? And so I saw this girl do this.
Remember we've had coca cola with pickled juice in it.
I poured too much pickle juice. I think spat it everywhere.
That's favorite drink. Yeah, you spat it everywhere. I love pickles,
you like pickles. This one is a jar of pickles
with all the juice. Take the lid off, put in

(21:43):
three teaspoons of instant coffee. Shake it up. It looks
like something from the sewer with big solids in it,
doesn't it. You worked in the sewers? Is that having
been triggered in some way?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, we would have dreamed if it was that.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh really that was a good day.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah. Actually the sewers isn't as bad as what you think.
I want to go down there and have another look.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Let's join to a guy. But they said I got
to wear high vis and I said, you know my
hate high vis.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I said, I just can't wear it. I can't do it. Bro.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
So that's going to stop you a curious person, because.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
You point you're it's just a waste of time. High
Visit is a waste of time.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I couldn't have got through beyond two thousand without high vis,
high vision.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Beyond you.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Well no, actually our version of high ves was a
lab coat. But you'd be walking through the shop to say,
a bitter we're a lab coat. Like really it was
full on.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
We used to wear the Chinese work boots and that
was it and a flannel red shirt for this country
was built on bloody high vis. Don't get me started.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Don't you sit on your porchra and what will your teeth? Anyway,
we've got instant coffee poured into pickles. Sorry old man.
Rant was happening there and I've shaken it up and
we're going to taste it later in the show.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
And in the meantime, Anthony Albanezi has got off the
plane wearing a Joy Division shirt.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
But it's not causing joy for the opposition. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
What's the controversy? We'll talk about it next in the
pub Team Notion podcast.

Speaker 8 (23:10):
I wanted to get right now, crazy now go to
your windows, stick your head on a yell hell.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Down to the jonesy demand of arms for the pub
Test And today Prime Minister Anthony Albanize He's Joy Division shirt.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
He recently got off an aeroplane fry. He'd been in Washington,
d C. All eyes on him. He had big discussions
with Donald Trump. He knew he'd be photographed at the airport.
He gets off the plane in casual dressic. We know
he loves his music. He's wearing a Joy Division T shirt.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Joy Division.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
And it was of a time Joy Division landing into wartime.
I guess Nazi fascist propaganda. But then, what would you
say about you two? You two were named after the
U two rocket, which the Nazis invented, and we're going
to blow up London.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
With interesting because most of us wouldn't know what Joy
Division was.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I didn't know until that moment.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Well that's the thing we talked about this week, until
we talked about this. But I'll tell you what it
means in a minute. But he was made aware of
this on a podcast a number of a couple of
years ago in twenty twenty two, that the name was
taken from a wing of a Nazi concentration camp when
Jewish women were forced into sexual slavery. That was the
Joy Division. And when he was on a podcast with
Nigel Marsh in twenty twenty two. He was made aware

(24:28):
of that and he said, Wow, that's dark, isn't it.
So it's only a T shirt sure, but if I
knew that, and I knew I'd be photographed at an airport,
I don't know if I'd have worn it.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
And but the dudes of Joy Division, they were more
or less named after that because they wanted people not
to forget about the atrocities.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
That's right, and that's really greed about that.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
That's the context for them. But it'd being worn by
a Prime minister without that context around it. Susan Lee
has said that it's hugely inappropriate at a time when
Jewish Australians are facing a rise in anti Semitism and
foundlies asking for reassurance and unity, the Prime Minister chose
to parade an image derived from hatred and suffering. How
do you feel about this? Is it just a T shirt?

(25:08):
Doesn't matter? I should Susan Lane not bother with this discussion.
Albo's Joy Division T shirt does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
It's just a pan shirt. That's ridiculous. I know where
the name of the band comes from. So they're going
to go that far back. They're going to go to
find something to criticize him just for a pan shirt.
Leaves a guy alone and concentrate on what they're doing
in their lives and get offended for nothing.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
This is getting ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
It's like the Parliament are a bunch of school yard wings.

Speaker 10 (25:34):
Can't wear this T shirt is offensive?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Like, really, Parliament, you need to grow up and.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
Get over yourself. To me, but Alba wear what he
wants to wear.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Safe to meet past the pubtest.

Speaker 13 (25:43):
No, it doesn't, and he knows better as a man
that pointed out that he.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Was fully aware of it, and.

Speaker 13 (25:50):
He's upsetting the Jewish community and he's.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Doing it deliberately.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
So no, it does not pass the pub test.

Speaker 8 (25:57):
I don't think it's a problem with the T shirts,
not intentional. It's one of his favorite bands. What if
he wears a Dinostrates T shirt and Dinastrates means we're
all depressed. He gets picked on about that seasonally. This
is just at the bony camping brother and thinking about
things like this.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
She's just being silly. Definitely not.

Speaker 9 (26:15):
My father was a soldier.

Speaker 10 (26:16):
I fought for his country, was a prisoner of war
for four years.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
Definitely not.

Speaker 9 (26:20):
I'm highly insulted.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Mixed bag.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm mixed bag.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Thank you for all your callsis the HC?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Tell me your memories of yours?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
You know, I remember, I remember there was an award.
I remember there was a lectern. There was one of
those hats with a flat.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Hat, and then you woke up. It was like, and
that's fair enough. In your day, not everyone did the HC.
These days, I think the majority of students stated a
year twelve.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Everybody unemployment rate down because everyone's still in school.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, that's right, HC. It's a terrifying time. I take
some small amount of pleasure every year, knowing it's not me.
And I did mine a number of years ago.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Got four hundred and ninety six out of five hundred.
That was bad true in the day, So you and
some Indian microsurgeon shared the same amount.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
My microsurgery isn't up to scratch these days. I do
have to say, I don't think I've got that high
score you did, did I Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I remember talking to your mum about it years ago.
I remember she's Amanda, she used to do so well.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
What's happened to her? She's working with that bogan, No,
you're just talking to you. Andrew Ditton was all right,
So today is Business studies. We've had English, we've had History,
we've had maths, all the big ones, but it still
goes on and on. Apparently biology was yesterday. And there's

(27:43):
some interesting controversy here. Someone who's looked at all the
old exam papers because they often you think I'll get
an idea of how other questions have been asked, and
he found a cut and paste. Really a West Australian
HSC used exactly that question in twenty twenty three. Oh
so note to future selves have exquisite the other things.

(28:03):
And someone here said that's outrageous. There. This should be
our original. The stakes are very high for us, and
surely it should have still applied for the examiners as well.
Be original. But what's the big controversy is in year twelve,
students in eight Queensland high schools, including one of Brisbane's
most prestigious schools, found out two days before their Ancient

(28:24):
History exam that they've been taught the wrong subject diarrhea
or anyone. So they were supposed to learn about Julius Caesar.
Instead they were taught about Augustus Caesar. The error was
identified by teachers two days before. Imagine that in the
stuff from going are we doing blah blah blahya, No
we're not. You know what do we tell them? Do

(28:48):
we just get on a plane and go and live
in a ditch in Peru?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I want to by the men because I didn't do
any study, so two days before I come.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
You whatever, Well, this is the thing they've been given.
You can lodge an illness and misadventure application to say no,
to say that was my school career. He's majored in
illness and misadventure and this is pretty much they should
not be advantage for this. This is bad the school
and this is great arranged cram sessions for students and

(29:14):
shared an electronic resource pack to help them prepare for
in two days two years of work forget that. But
you've got two days to cram and we'll tell them
you weren't feeling well as well. The stress of that
is if this isn't hard enough. Yeah, but as you say, Brendan,
I did the HC. You didn't. And quite seriously, we're
both hereing the same job. It really doesn't matter that

(29:36):
much in the long haul of your life. It really
doesn't matter. Payscale differs a little bit, but well a
little bit lot whatever.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
I like the fact that you make a bit more
money than me because I'm you know.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I like to see the ladies make the more money,
make them more money. Like to see that.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
But I feel for everyone who's doing NTC. Doesn't matter
how many people tell you. It doesn't matter when you're
in the drop zone of doing it.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
It's tough what you do in life, echoes in.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Eternity or not, as the case may be.

Speaker 11 (30:01):
So good luck, Jonesy and Amanda podcasts.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Finally is the man.

Speaker 9 (30:09):
Those are two great names.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Well, six weeks to go until we moved to the
fruited plains of drive Time Radio. You know, drive Time
Radio was different, and we're going Australia wide, so we're
on display. We need top notch ideas. So every Wednesday
we've been getting you to give us ideas.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
We want to build it with you.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Then we get the ideas and we put them on
numbered balloons. I put those balloons on a jacket and.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Then you throw darts and I'm blindfolded and I thrown
darts to a number that corresponds to one of those
ideas getting a bit.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Of ahead of ourselves in the past. So we've had
some suggestions in offensive jokes.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
We heard irrestals as they've opened up on the moon.

Speaker 11 (30:51):
Great food, but no atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
How did that go?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Bad?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Kids? Carpool karaoke?

Speaker 9 (31:02):
Good downy, thank you girls.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
You can hear how that was?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Uh? Then, well I liked who you know? That was
dread impressions.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
It's a great pleasure to talk to people radio.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
I love you, Jenny.

Speaker 9 (31:24):
Get you mate.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
You're a little god too.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
You have become young radio announcewers.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Mmmm horror show.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
So so far every idea you have suggested has not worked.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh it wasn't just me. I like this.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I'm talking about the listener, the people who you're looking
at me. That's why we don't get listeners to pick
the music. Now you know that anyway.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I like this idea from last week.

Speaker 10 (31:55):
It's called Silence is Golden. Yeah, it's where James has
to say silent while Amanda talks about anything she wants.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
That one's going to go on a balloon every week
until I make it happen.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I love the TV show Fisk's It's.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Look, it's one all the Logies sweep that swoop the
pool was the pool Swoop the pool at the Logies.
Everyone loves Fisku.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
It's actually a.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
GrITT show, and Kitty Flanagan is a big friend of
the show. But we love Julia zamiro and I think
her star. I think she's one of the giant stars
on that show.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
As Roz Gruber.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
So they do a Wills and Probate company and they
do what is our wills and Probate. It's funny about that,
but the exchanges between her and Helen fisk are extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Thank you for yesterday, Helen.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
It was just the kick and the pats I needed,
oh pleasure, Roles.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, I think pants kicking might be my special skill. Well, no,
you really taught me something, did I?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh? Yes.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
The haters are going to hate no matter what you
do exactly, so there's no point trying to be nice.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
I'm not sure that's quite what I said the gospel
according to Helen.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Oh, that's definitely not what I said. But I'm glad
you're feeling better.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I always like because you know how I hate weekend Chat.
You're on the Monday small Talk when the girls here,
What did you.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Do on your weekend?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
I go nothing, and then they wait for you to
ask them about their weekend.

Speaker 11 (33:19):
ROS understands that morning, Helen, how was your weekend?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah? Good? Thanks, but you get up to.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
It's a pretty good suit.

Speaker 11 (33:28):
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah, brought the lift overs fludge. Good for you?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Is that all?

Speaker 10 (33:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Do you have any questions for me about my weekend?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
I don't think so. All right then? Oh, bum clenching,
Absolutely bum clenching. Julia, though, is doing a very interesting
pivot into a new show called Crime Night. Can't wait
to talk to me about it. She's joining us next.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
She's here and she's grooving. Julia Zemiro is the queen
of quick wit, of sharp suits, of perfectly timed side eye.
She's got a new show, Crime Night. Julia who crime light?
Exclamation mark? If I may correct you, please let me
have it. Yes, you're quite lash mark makes all the difference.
Fisk must have been a gift of a show. But
with your character, Helen Holen, did it take to do

(34:20):
the hair and get out of the hair?

Speaker 11 (34:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:22):
It took him to our actual hair.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Yeah, it was my actual hair. It took an hour
to do and a beautiful makeup artist who I thanked
him my LOGI speech because without them I would be
dead and it wouldn't take that long to come out.
They would do a good tease and then you can
untease carefully.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
So fifteen minutes I was out of the chair.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Which is I like the menace that your character has.
There's a slight, there's a deal of menace, and her
with a brother Ray. Yeah, I just the way they
run that business, and I've worked.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
For people like that father and sister teams.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
I reckon Kitty Just and her sister Penny, who wrote
it with her, and they just zoned in on that
small office shenanigans.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
And all the politics that the neutiave, the chocolate mudcake,
take the photo copy of the coffee cups, and.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
That great piece you played before, which is you know,
Roz just wants thinks you we should do small talk
all day long. And Kitty Helen's like, why we said
hello this morning? We talked about our weekend, and I'm like, well,
there isn't a statute of limitations on saying hello, Helen.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
You know, it's more that it's got to keep going.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
So yeah, she's honed in on all those things, and
we had some great guests and Will's and Probate. I mean,
how many ashes do you get to get a tea
spoon of ashes? In this particular.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Case, I pitched an idea to Kitty when she was
in here.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
We're a radio show and we're having a feud about
a joke, and we both go in and we have
the same manner and I have, and she seemed keen.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I don't know if she was really keen, pretend keen
or real key.

Speaker 6 (35:46):
Well, we did do a story based on a real story,
which was the look alike so beautiful ads Perhaps played
a news he thought he was a son of a
famous news reader. Was sort of George Sinickyan kind of.
But it was based on the Red Grundy case where
when redg Greschi died, a man came forward and said
I think I could be his son, and the police
said why and he said because I look like him.

(36:07):
And it's like, well you need more than that, and
he just wouldn't let it go and it became a
huge court case. So Kitty and Penny went, let's do this.
Alex perhaps thinks he's the son of a George denikin
type of news reader.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
It was hilarious. He was hilarious away from that show.
But I remember reading about the reg Grundi's secret love child.
It didn't occur to me if someone just thought he
looked like he had the same mustage.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
It was all about the mista. I know he could
be my dad too. No one said anything about you, Amanda.
That's what I'm saying, But what.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
About your new show? So what's the obsession with a
true crime? We love true crime, but crime is grizzly.
Why do we love it?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
I completely agree with you.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
I'm not a fan of true crime, and there is
no true crime. There's just crime, right, And I a
bit of a shame people have kind of gone in
and gone or is this about true crime?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Not at all? And because his comedians.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Involved, look, it's a deep dive into criminology. Our producer
Frank during COVID got a bit bored and he put
his time to good use. He actually did a criminology
to Green was so enamored by his two lecturers, Dannielle
and David. He makes TV and he thought, well, maybe
I could make this into a television show. Spoke with
them did they think it was a good idea, and
they said, we'd love to spread the word about what

(37:17):
criminology is about and what we do. But criminology, true crime, crime,
whatever you want to call it, it's about human behavior.
And what we hope we do in the show is
look at human behavior and how any one of us
is a step away from doing something wrong, whether we
like it or not.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
And once you're in that system, how you're going to.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Look after yourself and what do you expect Because I
think we think we know because we watch TV shows
about it, but I don't think that's necessarily true. So
it's absolutely not We're not going to do it deep
dive into podcasts and all the rest.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
They can do all that.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
I sometimes think there are some interesting true crime podcasts
that go on for twenty five episodes when ten would
have been fine. Absolutely, and I think what you're doing
is you're actually milking other people's distress. So that's absolutely
not what we're doing. We really carefully chose our comedians.
We wanted ones who are going to be curious, be
funny about.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Themselves and situations they might fall into.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
So there's toxics in the show like scam, surveillance, conformity.
So it's interesting to talk to comedians and go, well,
have you fallen for a scam? And what do you
think about surveillance? Do you think we watched too much?
Do you act differently if you think you're being watched?
Have you conformed? Because you know, sometimes crime is about conformity.
You don't have a family, you don't have a gang.
You join a gang, and to belong you do things

(38:31):
you shouldn't do, and then a kid will find him
or herself in a situation where they're in trouble. So
we're obsessed, if you like, we're true crime. And I
think it's because well some people have said it's because
you're like I listened to it because if I were
in that situation, what would I do?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Well, okay, but we are. I think it's perving. It's
like going, it's a little bit, it's living through someone
else's distress. Yes's going on a roller coaster and think
you know, you're testing yourself somehow.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
And there are some there are some good ones told
out there. I think when they're done journalistically and they're
done with care and respect. Teachers pet for example, Yeah,
well see even teachers pet. You know, it took them
like twelve thirteen, fourteen episodes until they started talking about
domestic violence.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
It was clear that this woman had been coercively controlled.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
The parents knew, the family knew, but they don't reveal
that till finally towards the end, so that there's a
whole layer there that we're not looking through that we
could have looked at from the beginning.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
So yeah, I don't know. I feel like it's a
tricky area.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
So with our show, we'll be looking at the ins
and outs, we'll be looking at the laws around it.
Eyewitness accounts at the end of the day, when you
when you're if you commit a crime or you're accused
of a crime, human beings are all we have as
they sit in the jury box and as they come
in with their eyewitness accounts that can or can't be trusted.
You know, we rely a lot on the human to

(39:52):
make those decisions, to decide where you're going to go.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
And they say, the best eyewitness is the perpetrator, because
the perpetrator will always give themselves away depending on what
sort of psychological thing.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
That they have.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Well, we look into that as well.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
And also, you know, when you deliver an eyewitness account,
people say, oh, well, he was so confident when he
di lived it. Often the most confident ones are the
ones that have had that they aren't sure, whereas the
one that sort of stutters and remembers and looks away
is probably the better account and the truer account. But
as an audience, we go, well, he didn't look very confident.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
But you ask ten people in a room who all
witnessed the same thing, I'll all have a different collection, I.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
Know, so that you're really putting your you're putting your
your potential future in hands. And of course then there's
miscarriages of justice, clear things that are about bias and racism,
so we talk about that as well, and yeah, we
try to and we also have little experiments that we
do on the audience and that we've done on the
comedians to give you a lighthearted example of well, what

(40:46):
can you remember of that time? And you know, what
would you do when would you just sign up for
a phishing scam without thinking? Because we've never been more surveiled,
we've never been more tracked, we've never been more under
the eye than we are today, and all more informed
in it.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
We still are doing the tasering. That's all she I
have a.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Secret fantasy about taste it. I know sometimes you might
lose bad.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
That's for another.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Mandy Keller, you never ceased to amaze me. Places You'll go.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Crime Night premiere is next Wednesday thirty on the ABC,
and I.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
View Julia is a Miro. Great to see you.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Again, and congratulations on your new move.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yes to thank planes, Julia.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
We enjoyed for the drive show. I'll listen to it
because I'll be up. Jamacious free more instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Ten questions sixty seconds of the clock. You can pass
if you don't have an answer or no. The answer
will come back to that question of time permits you
get all the questions right.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
One thousand dollars can make up.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Two thousand dollars with a bonus question, but it's double
or nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
G is in Stratford. Hello G.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Hi g G ge there G.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Ryan's on the case.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Hi g G No, We've got to answer.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Hi G Yes, Hello Yo.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Are you sitting comfortably ready to answer some questions?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I am, and my son is very nervous too.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
He's Patrick how Old's Patrick. Patrick says ten all right, Well,
between the two of you, let's see.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
What we can do.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Patrick, Jean Patrick, We've got ten questions, got sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, as Jonesie said, say passed, because
you might have time to come back. All right, sure,
Jean Patrick, Good luck, because here we go. Question number one?
What color are smurfs? Question two? If someone says it's
twenty two hundred hours, what time is.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
It ten o'clock?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Question three? What's the last letter of the alphabet? Question three? She, lac, sns,
and bayab are types of what flowers?

Speaker 7 (43:01):
Males?

Speaker 9 (43:02):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (43:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Question five? Which blown are babies born without?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Pas?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Question six? Bees are known for making what.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
Honey?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Question seven. The song I Will Always Love You was
written by which artist? Pass Question eighty? In which decade
did the Berlin wallfall?

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Eighty nineteen eighty?

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Question nine? Bree Cheese originated in which country?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Switzerland?

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Frank, Oh goodness, oh g you did well in the
fact that Patrick got nails?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
What a genius? Do you know? What boner? Baby is
born without? I would have struggled with this one, Nika.
That's why the mafia can't hurt them. And question seven
the song I Will Always love You made famous by
Whitney Houston but written by Dolly Parton.

Speaker 7 (44:00):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah, there was something about it this morning.

Speaker 12 (44:04):
Too on TV.

Speaker 8 (44:05):
So but yeah, anyway, yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Patrick, great to have you on the show, Fellows Remainder
of the Day podcast.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
There are six weeks.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
To go of the jonesy demand of breakfast radio program.
We're not being put on the retirement scrapy. No, we're
going to the fruited plans.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
The fruited planes. We're going to be doing our show
nationally from three to six in the drive shift, and
we'd love you all to be with us for that.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
We need top notch ideas and.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
We'd like you to join in. And as to what
you'd like the show to.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Be, we've had suggestions. Every Wednesday, we have suggestions. We
have laughter is the best medicine.

Speaker 11 (44:44):
Have you heard of the restals as they've opened up
on the Moon's great food?

Speaker 7 (44:48):
There's no atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Dreadful.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
You discounted that we had kids.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Carpul Karaoke's dreadful.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
I really feel that, who do you do?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
I hate impressions?

Speaker 7 (45:04):
Why to talk to radio?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Terrible tests?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Today is a new leaf. Although you do like a
hangover from last we.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Well part hour still hasn't gone neither has Silence is
Golden where someone has suggested that I get to talk
about anything.

Speaker 10 (45:24):
It's called Silence is Golden. Yeah, it's where Jones has
to say silent while Amanda talks about anything she wants.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
That's going to be on a balloon every week until
we get to do it. It's a couple of suggestions
here that have come in online and by this one
Instagram for kids. Nah, you ask them five questions, they
get ten dollars a question, Nah, get them all right,
they get fifty dollars and they put it on the
line for one hundred. Depending on the age of the kid,
how much pocket money they'll get. It could be earning

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two months worth of pocket Let.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Me think about it. Nah.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I love any inspective you with children, don't you? How
about this one? I really like this one. This is
called this is from ste who said jonesy or jerk?
This is where Amanda reads out an obscure, maybe controversial
statement made by either a celebrity or he says here,
the wonderful Brendan Jones. You have to guess who said it?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
What I think it's brilliant. I think what contractional things
have I said? Oh, come on, like what out of all.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
The things that I've said, Dick should have waitresses with
big bosoms? That was just this week.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I came that's past.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
That was just the one that remember from.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
This when they went broke. You know, I.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Really like that idea that's going on the on a
balloon and we want more of your ideas.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
What have you got gem?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I like Wednesday because Wednesday is an ideas day.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Join us. We're heading to the fruit of Plains of
drive time radio. No, we're not going there yet. People
come up, what do you use? I can't you in
the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
It's next year in January.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
But radio shows just don't happen overnight. You've got to
build them.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
We built this show and it's been modally successful for
many many years.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
You're very successful. Don't put your bushel under some trees.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
No, you put your lamp under the bushel. Anyway, next
year we go to a broader audience. We're going Australia
wide and then the world.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
We will be on now from three to six and
we encourage you to join us. If you can't listen live.
We will also be obviously you can listen to our podcast,
you can stream it, you can do all those kinds
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
So we want your ideas so we can nick them
and not give you any credit.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
This is great one from Stuart. He said, what about
a segment called Jonesy or jerk Romanda reads out an obscure,
maybe controversial statement made by either a celebrity or the
wonderful Brendan Jones, and you simply have to guess who
said it.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
You know, there would only be reasonable statements made by me.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
What about well, you said earlier this week that Dirty
Dix was disappointing because not all the wenches had big bosoms.
Last week you said that the nudist beaches should only
be for hot young women, stay in school and womn school.
Why don't you bashi and eshe. These are all things
you have said, and that's just things off the top

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of mine.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
It was passion.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Jenny, Hello, Jenny, what do you suggest for the fruited
plains of the Drive Show?

Speaker 9 (48:26):
My suggestion is I was this years old when I
learnt blah blah, that's cool. It was yeah, the little piggies,
you know, this little piggy went to market. This little piggy.

Speaker 7 (48:36):
Stay at home.

Speaker 9 (48:38):
I only realized that the little piggy going to market
was going to be marketed after the abbat.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
We all thought he was just going to the shops.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
I thought he was going to the shops, especially because
the other little piggy stayed home.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, that's the other one. When we we were he himself,
it was that scared.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah, yes, a dark really yeah. Well they all like Jenny.
Thank you, Jenny.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
We'll put that on a balloon. Tracy has joined us.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Tracy, what do you suggest?

Speaker 7 (49:04):
Hello in Alexis.

Speaker 9 (49:06):
It's not a five minute joy?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Right?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
How does that work?

Speaker 8 (49:12):
People?

Speaker 7 (49:12):
Really up and rusting jar and for five minutes straight?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Well, I'd take up four of those minutes.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I get three hours of roast every day.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I love it.

Speaker 11 (49:26):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, a legendary.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
B Jones Amanda the Actress.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Six weeks ago till we move to the fruited plains
of drive time radio, the air is sweeter.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Well, we want you to come and with us and
build a show with us. What would you like to see?
We've had some wonderful suggestions along the way, so I'm
not so wonderful. But we're test run.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Say, if you look at the wonderful versus not so
wonderful ratio that you're not so wonderful is really hog
it up. That pie graph the.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Removals van has nothing in it. Put it that way.
So we're going to we take your ideas on a Wednesday,
and we rote test one of those ideas on Thursday.
One of the ideas has come from stew Sa that
Jones or Jerk I read out some of an obscure
maybe controversial statement and is it jonesy.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Or controversial in my life?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Something I just come from Jane a wija board Wednesday. Well,
you can ask the spirits questions. You asked the spirits
and we contact the spirit world through an app. There's
a wia board app now and.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
You speak to the spirits on Wednesday. I think, gentlemen, Jack.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Who's that Jack Daniels, Keith?

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Keith? Great?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
What are you suggesting for.

Speaker 8 (50:46):
The Sorry it's on Jones Friday? How does it go
okay in the room?

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Any faces?

Speaker 8 (51:04):
And if you hit us anywhere, it will come up
with a buzzer A wom are thrown out.

Speaker 9 (51:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I like the idea of making Jonesy the victim of something.
Maybe I just throw down if.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Your phone matches the idea, Keith.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I like your thinking, Keith. We might need to refine it.
But thank you is joined Sianna. What are you suggesting?

Speaker 7 (51:25):
Hi Jones, Hi Amanda? How are you guys? Well? Good? Okay?
So we're going national, So I think we need a
national competition. So I was thinking, let's do something like
a State of Origin or Clash of the States, where
we do like a music trivia and at the end
of the year we award the state who is the

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best of the music trivia.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
That's not about That's a good idea because it seems
to work on the block.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
You know, they pit all the couples from various states.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Again we get you to wear high viz.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I like that idea down. Thank you for all your ideas.
They'll all go on the balloons Sham podcast starting what
you do that? You do it?

Speaker 12 (52:12):
That's a fancy The moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat just.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Fall off the I would say that to my doll.
TikTok tag and we make food from TikTok and eat it.
What's this called love?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Pickled coffee? It's a very simple recipe. Having said that,
we'll put the details on our socials. A jar of
pickles with its juice, you add three teaspoons of instant coffee,
give it a stir, give it a shake, and let
it sit around. We first did this two hours ago.
That's probably was it three hours ago?

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Two?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I can't do the maths on it two and a
half hours ago. Let me start by putting on some
gloves because I'm going to have to as you said,
looks like a medical sample in a jar. I'm going
to reach in and pull out some brown pickles. I'm
going to pass one to each of us, and we're
just going to bite into it.

Speaker 8 (52:57):
Right.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Have you got some forks or no forks? Given? I don't.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Hang on? Oh no, I got to take a bit off.
Oh there we go. The lid's coming off. It looks
it's stinkd Yeah, of course, okay. Pickle number one soaked
in coffee, Pickle number two, soaked in coffee. It's a
big pickle number three, Dating World, soaked in coffee. One

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for you, Brian, Is.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
This coming to the fruited Plains with us next year?
TikTok taker I hope.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
So all right, when I say three, you bite into
the coffee pickle one two three?

Speaker 6 (53:42):
But you know, h.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Is it just because it's too ill in the day
to bite into a full pickle? What's the coffee done
to it? It's made it taste like road, like bitchumin.
It tastes like Brian, you don't like coffee. But how
do you describe that taste? It's horrible and I'm twitching
for some reason.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
It's done.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You've broken Brian like you today he's he's off Thursday Fridays.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
And what do you think, Brendan?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
What?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
What's? What do you think of the taste?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
That's the worst thing ever?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Do you it would a normal pickle taste different?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Yes, it would taste a lot better than that.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I wonder if the a stringer.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Are you sure you haven't got it confused with your
medical sample?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Hang on, because I did have that. Oh no, starting
what you do that?

Speaker 12 (54:33):
You do it a fancy the moldy bacteria invested Slavs meat.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Yes, I would say that to my dog.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
We'll try it out, see what it hasn't been a
success in this room. Coffee will put the details on
our socials. Jam Nation twenty thousand dollars cash, some sales,
stocks and gravies for our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Will the ghoulies be coming to the fruit blo? I
don't know. What do you think?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
A drive show is a different energy? People have had
a tough day. They're driving home, maybe to something tough
at home. They want a bit of levity. So I
don't know if winging is the right energy. What do
you think?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I don't know. That's all there. Maybe we can put
on one of your balloons throw dart at me tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
But in the meantime, lean into it.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Give us your goulies.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
We've got six weeks to go.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
What have we got today?

Speaker 5 (55:32):
What really gets my gool is is when you find
an item online at a certain shop and then you
go to that shop because it says it's in stock,
and it's not in stock, so you then have to
find another store or order it online and go and
collect it or get it delivered.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
That really gets my googling, because what's the purpose of.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Ordering it online? You order it online and then you've
got to go to the shop. What's the purpose?

Speaker 1 (56:02):
My head just cave in.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
What's the purpose?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
What else?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Ordering it online? Do you don't understand.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
It takes the whole Why are you doing it?

Speaker 1 (56:10):
What else have we got?

Speaker 9 (56:12):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (56:12):
I really shouldn't complain about this, but when my husband
brings the clothes in off the clothes line, he leaves
the pegs on the line in the position where the
clothes were, which makes them really difficult the next time
I'm hanging out the washing because obviously clothes are all
different sizes on the line.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
That gets my gulies. That makes sense to be to
have that as a ghoulie, because say that you've had
your undies and socks and all the small exhibits bits.
How many pegs there could be, say ten pegs? And
what if you need to put a sheet over that
line next time and there's ten?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Slide all the pegs along. That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
They don't slide usually, do they?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, you slide the pegs along.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
No, they have no group if you slid them.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Yeah, they slide along. Their designed to slide you. No,
have you ever done? Have you?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Brendan? I know what You hang out your sale cloth stuff,
you hang out your creational stuff, and your family's washing
isn't done by you. I know that, But you know what,
if we're not going to take ghoulies, you're going to
love this idea. Maybe what makes me smile? Nah?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
How about him with the good If you dipped out,
contact us FA the IR radio.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
It's seven to nine.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
A poorer email or Facebook friend wins a one night's
day for two at the Pullman Hotel. This is great.
This is the city's premier five star hotels. Is beautiful,
retro supot is gorgeous, including breakfast and dinner at Marcel
Bar and bistrot.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Yeah, it's a rapidly emerging destination for you to experience
the city's premieer five star hotel.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
That's what she said six weeks ago till we moved
to the Fruited Plains.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
We've had some great suggestions on the show today about
what we can take too.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I still like the idea of what makes me smile?

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Alexis from Rouse Hill. Her idea is marginally better than your.

Speaker 9 (58:01):
Idea A five minutes.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
How does that work?

Speaker 7 (58:06):
People really have been writing for.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Five minutes straight. Alexis said that I could have joined in,
so that'll take four of those minutes.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I think I get twenty four to seven roasting of Jones.
Do you see I think it's enough roasting.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
I'm well done, right, are you two?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
That's enough?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
You know what tomorrow on the show? Do you mean
Jane Barnes's game.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I'm excited. They've got a new book out. I've been
flicking through it. It looks spectacularly delicious.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Speaking of cash out or check in when twenty thousand
dollars or once in a lifetime holiday with Barnsey in Bali.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
That's coming up after nine with Higo.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
We'll be back for jam Nation tonight at six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
We will see you then.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 8 (58:45):
Good bite, good bite, wipe.

Speaker 14 (58:51):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 11 (59:04):
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