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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
Everybody right now about a miracle of recording. We have
so many requests for them to do it.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Again, Mistress Amanda and ms Keller, Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Friend is a broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I've been the legendary part. Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Congratulations, we're ready right now.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
It could be for anyone but your Selfie giant.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Now the time to hear good radio. Sorry, but of
a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda, shoot time. We're
on the airt top of the money to you a man.
The first day of spring, young man's thoughts turned to
fancy and all.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
That sort of stuff turned to fancy.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
The first of September twenty eight years ago today, not
such a Peppatilti's band to play.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Princess Diana passed away.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's you know, twenty eight years very sobering, isn't it?
And you know it's unfortunate. Look at the pants I've chosen.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
To I thought you wore them as bad.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh I didn't you know? These are pants that I
have on slowan.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Aetle bit of a twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Because Brian hasn't seen Brian here. They are Brian's back
from illness.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Brian, look, I've had a hip or placement.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I can get my legs to be careful getting break yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's Princess Diana's face on denim, and I've had these pants.
I bought these pants before she died, and so it's like,
you know, a flamboyant boast that I still fit into them.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
But your wedding dress tried.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
On every year, but I don't wear them very often.
And I put them on today and I had no
idea today was the anniversary. I think. I don't want
people to think I'm being insensitive. Well, I'm just looking
at my diary. What have I got on to? Well,
I have to change my dax. Well I look insensitive.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Remember that other time you had to go and change
your dacks. But we've got your spare pants because in
case something happens.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's pretty much you know, her face is on my bottom.

Speaker 8 (02:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Well, I think Princess Darland would appreciate that. She's probably
looking down right now saying, well, isn't that nice?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
And she's still fitting into them, She's still got it.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I think it's a good thing. I think it's okay.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, she actually died on the thirty first of August,
so it's today Europe.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Because when we found out.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I remember at the time, I was living in Brisbane
and I was drilling a drainage hole in my driveway
with a cor drill. I was a big diamond tipped
drill bit, which cost a lot of money, so I
was focusing on that and my wife kept coming out
saying it's not.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Going well for Princess Diana. I said, I'm sure she's okay.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Remember there was a thing she'd been in the accident,
but then she was okay, she broke it a couple
of ribs, She's going to be okay. And then Helen
came out ashen faced and said, what's happened. She yes,
she's dead, And I was genuinely upset everyone. But back
in those days people would say you didn't know.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
It wasn't like you know, they didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
This is the first usifying grief do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
These days now we feel more rarely.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I don't know, No, I think then I think then
the whole world went in collective grief.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
For court, hearing people say what they were doing on
that day is like listen to someone recounted dream. You go, yep, okay, great.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well the dude's out there going don't well, tell me
what sort of diamond?

Speaker 7 (03:36):
What's a drill?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Using?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Action packed show?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Today I am Glaspie's going to be join us, and
today she's talking about the Matt Right case.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
This is the outback wrangler story. I've been following it.
It's yeah, it's quite a story.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
There's a lot of threads to that story. She's going
to talk us through that. Can I also just mention
in passing the weekend footy tipping smart the experts picked,
they got five out of eight for their tips. I
throwing a random dart with the universe speaking through me,
got six out of eight.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
All our sides did on the weekend. Ryan's a manly supporter.
There's a chance. There's a chance if the Roosters lose
four million points.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Against Souths, but we've got South's next weekend that that's
it like, you know, if we're going to lose, we're
to lose to South. That's that there are Achilles heel,
as is every other team. Let's faces.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, when the Sharks are playing Newcastle yesterday, I turned
the telly on and it was ten neil Newcastle's way
and I went, oh, come on boys, this should be
a doddle.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
But then they came back and did very very well.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, all of our teams are out of the top four.
We're all in the bottom four.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
In the top five, Sharky's are five. You losers, we're there.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It doesn't matter whether you're five. If you're not the
top four, you only get one crack.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's when you get to the end, when you're number one,
when you win that grand file and you're hoisting the
trophy above your head.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's what we felt that once we can't do anything
to do the magnificence.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
This question number one. Pharaoh was a title of the
monarch of which ancient civilization.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Then you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly. If you do that, a man will say, I.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Think after all the rain we've had, Sydney's having a
collective hurrah spring. I know, it's only technically spring. You know,
it depends what spring has in store for us. But
after all that rain, we're going, We're emerging again.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
The birds are singing, the lambs are frolicking. Everyone's happy.
Ben's in old wood.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Ben's happy, aren't you? Ben?

Speaker 9 (05:29):
I am right?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Question number one for you? Pharaoh was the title of
the monarch of which ancient civilization?

Speaker 9 (05:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
How many wings does a honey bee have? Been?

Speaker 10 (05:41):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yeah? Ben? You are you sort of some sort of apiarist?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Be some sort of apurist? What an accusation? You're an apurist? Ben?
Question three, let's play the not so secret sound? Okay, Ben,
what's this sound?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Who's breathing?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Who would be? It's darth Vader going on bombshell news
for you this morning, Ben. Darth Vader is your father?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Make it cheap before you on Father's Day?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
The leader the leaning Tower of Pisa currently leans at
an angle of what do you want the model of
a choice on this, Ben?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Or do you want to have a crack?

Speaker 9 (06:37):
I'll take the model. We'll try good.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Eight four degrees B eight degrees or twelve degrees so.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Or twelve.

Speaker 11 (06:50):
Eight degrees?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
No, it's not it's not eight degrees, and there's question Numberfore.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa currently leans at an angle
of what is it four degrees or twelve degrees?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Podcast we celebrate spring with the Magnificent Seven, and we
find ourselves at question number four.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's going to Tony and Penhurst. Hello, Tony, it would
be good money. Hello is it Penshurst?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yes, Penhurst?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Well maybe there could be. I'm going to start in
your suburb and Tony and I going bringing out.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
But I would say, is either Kenthurst or Penshurst, which
one is a Tony, It's Penshurst.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It's question number four for you. The Leaning Tower of
Pisa currently leans at an angle of what is it
four degrees or twelve degrees?

Speaker 8 (07:33):
It's four degrees degrees.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I thought it was more than that.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Can you go up to the top of the Leaning
Tower of Pisa?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Now, I don't think that you climb it toge.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
They used to be at a climate and then they
stopped you climbing it.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
But I think what you've done that was you You've
had too much pasta lean the other way. The song
Empire State of Mind by Jay Z and Alicia Keys
is a tribute to which city, Tony are New York?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
I love that song where dreams are made of the
grammar in it upsets me, but I do like the
song question I'm six? Which four colors are worn by
the Wiggles Tony?

Speaker 12 (08:13):
They would be red, yellow, blue and purple.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yes, you know you Wiggles.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Two kids, he loved Wiggles.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah. Are the og Wiggles or the new New.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Wiggles no og?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, we were part of the Og cult.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
My son who's now thirty two, I remember taking to
see the Wiggles in Woolengong and this is back in
the olden days.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
But they had their old teeth.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, that's right. They looked like Jack a Latins.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
And the big red car was a cardboard cutout, remember
the early car was a cardboard cutout.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
And they just had normal skivies from Kmart and they
just had a trestle table and that was pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Good times.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
What marathon was held yesterday? In the CBD.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Tony Sydney Marathon, it was.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
You would have had to have the right bibon yesterday.
It was a lot going on. What are you here for?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well, isn't it? There was the whole anti migrant March,
and then we had.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
And there was the Pray Palestine markers.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Then we also had the Sydney Marathon that embraced people
from all over the world. Yeah, that was the That's
what Sydney, That's what I love about.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
That's why the Kenyon was running so fast.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Run a Bob Catter.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Congratulations, Tony, You've won the jam pack. A family passed
to Sydney's Big four Wheel Drive Adventures show How Good
Is This? Friday, September twelve to fourteen at Sydney Dragway
Eastern Creek. A family passed two echoes, a brand new
immersive light and sound show in Sydney and Jonesy the
amount character tos for you to Cohen and some standard pants.
As I say, Tony, is there anything you'd like to

(09:41):
add to this?

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Nice fabulous thank you so very much, Thank.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
You every way to start your week. A lot of
things on the show today. Cigarette prices, lots of good things.
Cigarette prices are jumping by up to seven percent.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Our hands have come fully off the wheel with the
whole thing with cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Let's talk about that. Just lost control of that one
to the puntist. Emmag Gillespie's joining us for that centertainment.
Lots of stuff on the way.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Podcast Thumbing through the German That our big book of
musical facts.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
On this day.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
In nineteen eighty eight, John Farnham released his hit Age
of Reason. You know, it's been a couple of years,
tough years for John. He was diagnosed with throat cancer
at twenty twenty two. He underwent that twelve hour surgery
removing the tumor for in his mouth, leading to jewel reconstruction.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Then they made him record an audio book, which I
thought was it didn't make him. I reckon, someone's gone,
came on, John, get this up.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's not a mister ed. Yeah, but still seem to talk.
I think he chose to.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
According to Son John James, John is doing okay, He's
doing good.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
You know.

Speaker 13 (10:46):
It's it's like it's like anyone, you know, you go
through such a dramatic surgery, particularly on your face, it's
going to affect you.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, don't go reading an audio book. I would say,
will he ever sing again?

Speaker 11 (10:59):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I can't answer that, but we at least know that
the annals are well documented.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I know what you're going to do. I know what
you're going to do. I know what you're going to do.

Speaker 14 (11:08):
What to do?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
This?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
You're going to play?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Well?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Okay, now that you mentioned Rundlemore when he's sung for
his supper, then in the lean years he put that
place on the map.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Look at of all his ritual legacy. Every time John's
name is mentioned.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Jam you went up north to Brisbane to see the clan?
How's your dad?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Fam is not in the klan? Can't just hold the sheets?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
How's Arthur going?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
He's great? So my dad is ninety one and a
half and he's great. And I'm so grateful to my
brother Cameron for all the work he does for Dad
because I can't do that from here. But Art's going
well though he is and he sort of lives on
his own. He looks after himself, but he's he's got
age related you know, dementia in that he you chat
to him at all, is great, but then he won't
remember appointments. He can't remember that kind of stuff. So

(11:57):
I know Cameron bears the brunt of all that upkeep,
and I'm very very grateful.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Anyways, when he talks to you, he gets your name.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Well, his dad's got a partner Merle who they don't
live together, and now that neither of them can drive,
they only meet up once a week at the shops,
but they phone each other every day. It's lovely. It's lovely,
but often Merle's the first person Dad talks to. So
he talks to me. He says, I'm merl Amanda. My
children call me Merlander. I got called Fai the other day.
Who's my sister? And Cameron got called Merle. I move

(12:28):
me down the order. But Dad's great. He No one
makes me laugh like my dad does. I had a
great weekend. And always when I go up to see Dad, Cameron,
Kerry and I will go out somewhere and just drink
and let off steam.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
It's so great, I imagine, like merchant seamen on. Surely
because you're in another state.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Look and also a lot. If Kerry and I can
be dancing, we will, and this time we went. Cameron
lives in a suburb called Winnham. It's a fab suburb.
My grandparents used to live there. I've got such fabulous
childhood memories around Winnham, but it's been funkified since then.
There's great cafes, bars and all kinds of great stuff.
We have drinks at Cedar and Pine and he knows

(13:07):
a woman who runs out and we go next door
and we see them and it's great. And then we
went to see Cameron said, let's go and see this
bon Jovi tribute band. And you think that sounds the
most lame thing I've ever heard of, And it was
the best night ever. This band there, Cordella Coma Rio,
And I'm mentioning them because if you ever get a
chance to see them, they are just brilliant. So you

(13:28):
know they sound like this, They sound brilliance. The whole
place we.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Were in, that's just off your phone.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
The whole place we were in was just going crazy.
Of course, so that they also do an inexcess show,
a Cold Chisel tribute show, but the one there's the
bon Jovi one towards the end Ofsted and Meddle of
every eighties rock song. You know, it was so great
and just to have live music. And the lead singer
said at one point, he said, you may have heard
that we were performing here and you've come to see us.
You may have been walking past and heard the music.

(13:57):
Thought you come in, whether having the best day or
the worst day. If we're doing our job. Everyone gets
what they need today, and it was just this is
what live music does and it makes you feel so and.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Rock music's coming back, baby, it really is. I can
feel it.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
It was an absolutely incredible night. So if you get
a chance, they're called Della coma Rio. We might put
their information on our socials. I was just so impressive
manager now, No, but I'm so impressed with them, and
it just reminds you. If you get a chance, you
don't have to go and see the actual Bonjo over.
You can just go and see an amazing tribute band
and have the best night ever.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
This is great and you don't have to face the
judiciary today. You haven't done anything up north.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
No, I had eighteen thousand and tonics, but nothing to
see here.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's nineteen to seven. The pub test is coming up.
Let's talk about cigarette price spikes. So the government feels
we're going to stop you from smoking by jagging up
the prices of cigarettes, because that's worked so well so far.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
We'll talk about that next in the pub test on
gold Jones Jam Nation. You know I was just talking
the other day. You know, there's a year that you
could set in Amber nineteen ninety nine. This time of
year is always very special to me because it was
when I came back to Sydney to work at the
radio station and the weather was like this, We're heading

(15:15):
up to the Olympics.

Speaker 14 (15:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's interesting though, being on air and in the lead
up to the Olympics, there are a lot of nasayers
about all the building going on around Sydney. Sure, and
it's only just before the Olympics started that we all
started to go actually this day.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
And that's what I mean. So I came along in
the August of nineteen ninety and you.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Said, hey, peep, says, turn this energy around now.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I got to Sydney, you know, because I'd been away
chasing the dream, and my whole dream was to come
back and do radio in Sydney and to get back here.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
It was such a good.

Speaker 15 (15:46):
Time and everything was great, everything worked, and it was
just a Y.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Two K bug was just a that was just slip
in our memory. I filled my bath with gin and
drank it all, even though the Y two K bug.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
And that's when I met you nineteen ninety nine. I
remember as it was in the.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Foire and you popped your little head out. Hello, you
must be this Jonesy we've heard.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
About How about I try this taser.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I'm Amanda Keller and this is the last time you'll
speak to me.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Read the small that's what you said all I said.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's nine to seven. Let's get on down to the
Jonesy demand of arms for the pub test. So the
cigarettes price spike, does it pass the pub test? A
schedule rise in the tobacco XCIZ means cigarette prices in Australia,
already the highest in the developed world, will jump by
nearly seven percent.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
How much does it cost to buy a packet of cigarette?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's like sixty bucks? Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Well, this is the thing. It's a price led anti
smoking policy. That's what the government says that by putting
up or obviously they're getting more excise from it as
well more tax. But by putting up the price of cigarettes,
and this may be the truth of it, you're going
to stop kids taking up smoking. It is as we say,
as we know it's highly highly addictive. So a lot
of people are already addicted and would just now have

(16:59):
pay more. But it may stop kids smoking. But what
this has done, this policy of putting the prices up.
It's triggered an explosion in black mark tobacco sales and
therefore a jump in violent crime. The ATO the Tax
Department is estimating one fifth of tobacco sales are now illegal.
It's a prohibition style approach to tobacco control is doomed

(17:20):
to fail.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah, and now you can buy double Happiness.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
The double Happies they condoms.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
No, No, they're Chinese cigarettes. So I was at the
shop the other day. My wife smokes, so I said,
I may give us a pack of whatever smoke. She smokes,
Dunehill bensidentents, I don't care whatever. And he goes, oh,
do you want Double Happy? So I said, what are they?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
He goes, they're thirteen bucks a pack. I there, I'll
take those thirteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Are they the same kind of cigarettes?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
They're dreadful according to Allen, she said, it's like smoking chaff, right,
But nonetheless it's cheap. The government of.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
So that's why the kids will be smoking? Then yeah,
they you.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Know, the government as sure as my wife is addicted
to smoking, the government is addicted to the revenue that
they make from this.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
And they're not winning on this. We've got illegal tobacco shops.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Have you noticed how many tobacco shops around the joint
now fire bombing each other.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
It's all just organized crime. And if anything, if you
look back to the old days of prohibition, it never worked.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
I don't have any answers though maybe.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Maybe, Well that's why we put in this to the
pub test, because maybe you think that keeping them expensive
like this will stop kids smoking.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
But how's that going.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's just less going for the double happiness.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
For the double happies. We're a bag of chop chop.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
That's steven?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Have I not been in prison?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
We've been Pollyanna. It's a chop chop. It's the little
loose tobacco.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, well, cigarette price spiking, the piggeries, the piggeries.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Give me a bag of piggarette the.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Cigarette price hike. Does this pass the pub test? I'm
going to start with a rude joke that I heard
many many years ago.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
I like rude jokes.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
What does a Polish woman get on her wedding day,
wedding night that's long and hard, A new surname? And
this is this is no joke. No, I told you
it's an old joke.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
But this is a lot of Polish wanting.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
There's Polish names in this story. So let's all hold
hands and go along for the ride. You may have
seen this over the weekend. It's quite extraordinary. Polish tennis
player Camille. Here's the first one. Mike Shack upset number
nine Karen Krashanov at the US Open. So big, exciting game,
great for this Polish player. Huge number of fans all

(19:35):
trying to come and shake his hand. At the end,
and when he's won, he's very kindly goes to chat
to his fans. He took his hat off and handed
it to a young fan standing right.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
In front of The kid had a ball and he
wanted him to sign the ball, and he said, no.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Take my hat.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Take my hat. I've been wearing this. You have it
very clearly giving it to the child. Well, everyone saw this.
There are cameras everywhere, so we've all seen what happened.
A man reached in who's standing next to the kid,
took the hat out of the kid's hand in front
of the tennis player and just took it and put
in his wife's bag. Well, this is what's great about
the Internet. All of things aren't, but this is what's great.

(20:10):
The whole Internet has turned on this man. They found him,
they found his business. He is the CEO of a
paving company. He is a Polish millionaire. His name is
Peter Shrek Shrek Ye try saying.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
That maybe some sign writing on the side of that track.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Well, and he has a paving company called Drogbrook. So
since going viral, he's deactivated his social media accounts. It
might surprise you to hear that, but the whole everyone's
gone into the ratings and the comments and he's just
slamming his company. So he is trying to do and
make good and etcetera, ETCETERA. Funny about that the tennis
player himself, Camille, has met up with this young man

(20:47):
and this kid and has given him a whole bag
of goodies and so he is having his moment in
the sun, which is lovely. But you know, not since
Kisscam have we seen such a stupid CEO moment on
a camera. Come on, come on, CEOs, stay at home.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
SEPHROUSI come in to work.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Coming up next to the pub test the government raising
prices of cigarettes is it going to work.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Will it stop kids smoking? Ju the Mean Sham Notion podcast?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Cigarette price spike? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
To schedule rise in the tobacco X size means cigarette
prices in Australia, already the highest in the developed world,
will jump by.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Nearly seven percent today. So that means that you're playing
a dollar fifty extra on what cigies are costing you.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Now, wow, this twenty eight dollars. The excize is twenty
eight dollars. Now it's going to be twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
And how much does that make a pack of cigarette?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
It's like sixty bucks?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Wow? Well this is The government says that it's not
about the excise. The government says that it's an anti
smoking policy, and maybe that is true. Does it stop
kids taking up smoking? But what it has triggered is
an explosion in the black market tobacco industry not to.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Be to the fate market.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, and therefore associated jump in violent crime. So that's
where we are. Cigarette price hiking. Does it pass the
pub test?

Speaker 9 (22:12):
No, it doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 16 (22:14):
Personally, I don't smoke, but it's people's personal choice.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I think that the government just thinks the solution that
every problem.

Speaker 9 (22:21):
Is more taxes. It's not.

Speaker 11 (22:23):
I don't think it's going to work because I've got
two kids myself, and you tell them not to do
something and they'll always find a way to do it.
So putting the prices up is never going to work.
I spoke for a long time. I only stopped about
a year ago. And now, if ibou to do with virguery,
you just find the illegal figurettes everywhere. They're just too
cheap nots to smoke. Their priced egg will entice kids

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to smoke. It's not going to achieve.

Speaker 9 (22:45):
Anything, so I'm going to smoke up.

Speaker 17 (22:47):
However, I believe putting the taxi up for smoke, well
that's great if you want to blow it up and
you've got the money to do it, but it's not
going to stop the children, because they actually going to
encourage the children to face more or take the happy
happy smokes. I believe it's a good thing for once,
but a bad thing for the kids.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
You got bagga chump chumping some double happies for Amanda.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
I'm sure you do statious constantly.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I look at the telemetry on your phone, and I
would say, go to bed, get off your phone.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
You know, I do like to scroll at night. The
image I have of is sort of I'm gold not Goldilocks,
little red riding Hood's grandmother. I'm in bed, in my nightie,
my big long nose, glasses on.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
And there's the wolf trying to get in.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
I thought I was the wolf. I can't tell you
the wolf eat the granny, Yes, lucky, I thought she
was a fox.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Anyway away from that.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
So I'd find quirky bits and pieces, and I often
share them with you, and you just ignore them. I
send them to.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
You, you and the girls of the type people here.
I just I don't have notifications on my phone. Well,
there's the amount of stuff that you send me.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's called content. This is the stuff we speak for
three hours on the radio. This is where the information
comes from, and it's important things.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
But let's start with this information away, my friends.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Okay, here's three stories that caught my eye. Have a listen.
What do you think is going on here? You're anoder.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
The reliefusanto, I mean, sounds like some sort of religious ceremony.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
It's a baptism, but it's a Laboo Boo baptism, right,
because La Boo Boos people are starting to baptize their
Laboo Boo dolls because it was reported that the one
of the dolls, or that maybe all of them, I'm
not sure, was modeled after the demon Pazuzu. So they're
having them baptized to get rid of the demon.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
So for your Laboo Boo to get rid of the Pazuzu,
you're gonna have.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
To do a bit of woo woo. Let look, the
Labooboo cells are quite extraordinary. Yeah, two point nine billion
dollars Australian dollars in the first half of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I was a Channel nine on Friday.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
There was a grown woman walking around with one attached
to her bag.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, well that's what their handbag accessories. They're not necessarily
for kids. And then have you seen Jenna Digital Jenna,
She's I made a joke and they looked at if
I was mentally breathed mentally breef. That's one of the
names of the Laboo Boos. All right. Another thing I
told you earlier that I went to see a bon
Jovi tribute band and how amazing they were I was

(25:22):
on my evening scroll. I came across this. This is
a farmer playing one of bon Jovi's songs on his pig.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
We're halfway there.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Take my hand, we'll make it.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
I swear.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
On a bread.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
He's pressing down on a big fat peek. He's not
playing it like a bagpipe. Now, my final story that
I like to share with you is the story of Ned.
Ned is a snail, and he's a very rare snail.
He had a lefty shell, not politically lefty. The swirl
of his shell goes in the opposite direction to every

(26:17):
other snail. It's one in forty thousand and because of this,
because of his rare shell, his genital even though, even
though snails are hermaphrodites, the spiraling of his shell for
lefty snails mean that their bedroom bits are reversed. So
he can only match up with a partner. Who's who

(26:37):
will match with? Ok, so he's got a one in
forty thousand chance. So this snail is in New Zealand.
All of New Zealand is combing their backyards and their
gardens for potential lefty snail shell lovers. For Ned, I
amaphrodite one yeah. So look he's a good catch, he's
got his own home. Yes, he won't run out on you.

(26:58):
But past girlfriends have said is a little slimy boo yard.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I don't think you need to say to boo yah,
go to bed gernation.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
It's the first of Spring, the first of September, the
twenty eighth anniversary of the passing of Princess Diana.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Well, yesterday was the actual date.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
But yes, when we're finding out, that's right, And you've
worn Princess Diana pants today.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I didn't even know today was the anniversary. These are
pants that, as you would say, I have on low rotation.
I don't wear them a lot, and ye's something made
me get these pants out today. They're den and with
her face on them. I've had them since before she
passed away.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
But happy to see them. It's like when we played
Jimmy Barnes, I Do to be with you tonight. We
don't play it often, but when it comes up, I go,
WHOA those pants.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
People don't think I'm being disrespectful now I'm really sitting
on a face.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
How's that disrespectful?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well I hope people don't think so. Now you know
something we haven't spoken a lot about recently. Are the
wedding plans? Your daughter Romany and Michael are getting married?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Actually want to? She passed you.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
My daughter suggested something and it made me swear out loud.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Well, and I don't as you need it? What is it?
I'll get your counsel on it.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Council next Jonesy and Amanda post.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
So the story so far, the wedding story. Michael love him, Romany?
You know I adore her. They're getting married early next year.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
How are the preparations? Go listen to your voice. Every
time I ask you about it, your hands rub your
face and you don't want.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
To talk about for this thing?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Have you worked out what you're going to wear? Written beach?
Some people plan this stuff for you.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Well, that will be the day before you know. We're
on the brink of World War three? So you know
this good chance that could happen and I'll be called off.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Is that going to be a speech?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
I was hoping for world War three? I know I'm
looking to make that speech.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
You'll get world War three.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I make it the joke I making I made for
my daughter. Put out the save the date invites for
the wedding yesterday.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yesterday.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
When I say that, she brought out the hard copies
for the old He's a can't deal with electronics.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I'm very flattered that I got an early one on
my phone.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
So she did that, and then she dropped this. She said,
I've been thinking when I walk down the aisle, I'll
have you and Mum walk me down the aisle.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
It's very modern and where people are doing that.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I see it on instagraf and way is that happening.
It's the man's right to walk his daughter down the aisle,
I said.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
If I die before the wedding, which could be good
because I don't have to pay for it.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
If I die before the wedding, there you get whoever
you want to walk you down.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Here's new boyfriend, he's ready to go. He's got a suit.
I've seen it. It's lovely.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'm not going to be a part of that thing
where they get someone from the crowd to walk down
the water or I'm going to do a stupid TikTok
dance just to put some vulnerable thing of me going
the blob on Instagram, because I'm not that person.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Okay, water pity welcome to working on radio where we
want that from you?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Where they pull the step father out of the cris
it's all a lot.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Of Instagram stuff. Is that the bride be walking down
the aisle with her dad then to get the stepfather's
hand and they all sob as they all make their
way to the front. Are you're not going to do
a crazy TikTok down?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
There's no step father involved in this'll be funny.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Jack Riacher appears on the other side of Romany.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Ask your wife, who's this guy? But you're not going to.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Do something quirky tiktokish, go on cartwheel, you do the
Charleston and Helen Richiell pop. I'm saying, that's the worst
thing I've ever seen, so Helen, So do you think
Romany was saying this is a rass because she knew
it would inflame you?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
My daughter is a trouble maker and she just likes
to wipe a little fuse and then walk away.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
And it's worked obviously.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well, well, I'm dressed up as Colonel Tom Parker when
I walk down the aisle.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Making an emotional speech. She got a dress worked out,
wedding dress, No, just a dress, Yes, a wedding dress.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
There was here, that's all okay, that deal is done
and then I'm paying for the wedding dress.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Does that happen?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I think so, because all of a sudden and then
suddenly she's a child.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Just on what? Why am I like? I'm paying for
the wedding and the wedding dress?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Is that a thing? I think so? I think as
brides get older, it's hard to tell who does what
it means.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
See, you had that little face you and I'll pay
for it. I've saved some money. Dan nice look sweatpea.

Speaker 14 (31:28):
You know.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
I'll pay for the dress.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
It can be under one hundred bucks from T Move.
I'll get some merch from Harvey Harley, David Hay, TK.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Max have got some good stuff. You've send their ads
at seventeen to eight. I've been following the case of
the Kroc Wrangler. He's not the Croc Hunter, He's the
Croc wrangler, Matt Right. He has been found guilty. Emma Gillespie,
that's entertainment reporter has all the details Amida podcast from
the Daily Oz. M Gillespie is here with that entertainment.

(32:02):
Matt Right, the Croc Hunter, the.

Speaker 16 (32:04):
Kroc wrangler outback wrangler Matt Right. He was an Australian
wildlife expert also a tourism mogul of the top end.
And he has been sentenced or no, not yet sentenced,
but he's been found guilty on two counts of perverting
the course of justice. We've had a three and a
half week trial all to do with this evidence tampering

(32:24):
relating to a twenty twenty two helicopter crash, So you
might be familiar with this story. Chris Willow, Chris Wilson,
his nickname was Willow, and a pilot, Sebastian Robinson, were
traveling on a helicopter on a crocodile egg collecting mission
in Arnam Land in feb twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
This is where someone hangs from the bottom of the
helicopter and scoops the eggs out.

Speaker 16 (32:44):
Yes, so he was suspended about thirty meters below the aircraft.
The chopble went down, he died. The pilot was seriously injured.
He's now paraplegic. He suffered a brain injury as well.
And Matt Wright who owned the helicopter. He owned a
tourism company and the helicopter was part of that he
was charged not for causing the crash, but over his

(33:07):
attempts to pervert the course of justice.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
So all of these.

Speaker 16 (33:11):
Proceedings have to do with how Matt Wright behaved in
the aftermath of the crash in the days and weeks after.
So no one is suggesting that he caused the helicopter crash.
But the picture that has been painted over the course
of these proceedings is that he was running a bit
of a shonky show and that terms of maintenance, in
terms of maintenance record keeping, just fraudulent activity allegedly, and

(33:35):
that he sort of sought to cover all of that
up because he knew that there would be a spotlight
on his company and on its practices following the crash.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
There's frontier territory up there as well. And those guys
with the helicopters, they're kind of cavalier about stuff. I've seen.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
I've seen those guys how they operate, and they're pretty cowboys.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
They're pretty loose, esprentially.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
If you're a croc hunter and a crocked.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
And that's what was about the bravery in the risk tape'd.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Probably be the same helicopter. I'd probably be the same if.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
You're dangling from a helicopter.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
One not just so that there are strict rules around
how often your helicopter is.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
When you look at what they're doing, I thought it
was a conservative for conserving crocodile eggs and stuff, But
it's actually a business that they land the helicopter into
the nest and the dude scoops the eggs out.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
But that's not what this case is.

Speaker 16 (34:26):
The case, yeah, the case is about this kind of
long standing pattern of under recording flight hours, instruments on
the helicopters being disabled, they're not being enough fuel or
not being fuel logs to appropriately track the fuel that
was in the helicopter at the time. And at the
crash scene, there were these witnesses.

Speaker 7 (34:45):
One was an off.

Speaker 16 (34:46):
Duty police officer. He appeared on the witness stand. Others
testified about removing log books from the pilot's home from
right telling his staff to torch files. But there were
three charges, all kind of in the realm of evidence tampering,
and he's only been found guilty on two counts. So
that relates to lying about the fuel in the helicopter

(35:07):
and manipulating flight records. But this other charge, which was
about his alleged attempts to destroy other maintenance records. That
count remains unresolved and it's not clear if we're ever.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Going to get an answer on that one.

Speaker 16 (35:20):
It took the jury six hours to find Matt Wright
guilty on those other two counts, but they were deadlocked
on the torching the records, So we just don't know
what's going to happen there.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
But over the course of the trial, we heard.

Speaker 16 (35:31):
Witnesses talk about Matt Wright pressuring them, manipulating them. He
visited the pilot in hospital when he was seriously injured
recovering from this horrific crash and allegedly tried to intimidate
him into deleting messages. Came back, revisited him and said,
you know you're going to delete those messages? Have you
thought about what I said? We're all going to get

(35:51):
in trouble if you don't play ball on this. But
then on the other side, the defense tried to paint
a picture of a really kind of rowdy cowboy pilot
who had a drug problem and who would often fly
under the influence of drugs. So it was the real
kind of.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Spectacleriendships have all split, haven't they because they were all
friends and now it's all over.

Speaker 16 (36:10):
And the widow of the guy on the plane, who's
the helicopter who passed away, she has welcomed the verdict.
She have a really moving statement outside court last week.
She said, you know, they're heading into their fourth Father's
Day without their son's dad. She's got two little boys.
But she's also separately suing Matt Wright in civil proceedings
and the aviation Authority to try to get, you know,

(36:32):
maybe some compensation for the life that they're now living
without their dad.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Will he go to prison?

Speaker 16 (36:39):
So he's facing seven years for the evidence tampering stuff.
The sentencing is kind of on the rocks because he's
vowed to appeal. So if Matt Wright does appeal, then
this could be you know, months or years more of
unanswered questions.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
If he went straight to sentencing.

Speaker 16 (36:55):
Yeah, looking at about seven years, but that third charge
being so up in the air really casts a lot
of doubt over what happens next.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
She just check your records, Just think about that.

Speaker 16 (37:07):
Yeah, if he just kept his book straight, you know,
and hadn't tampered with anything after this horrific crash, it
would have been a tragedy.

Speaker 7 (37:14):
But you know that's probably where it would have stayed. M.
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
That's entertainment. M. Gillspie and the Daily Oz.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Jamais Spring has sprung ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
You can pass if you don't know an answer.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Well, come back to that question of time permits you
know all the questions right, happy days one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
You can make it an even happier day by turning
one thousand dollars into two thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
It's happened before, Vinnie he won two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
But it is a bonus question, double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
And the aforementioned Corey, he put.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
It all on the line. Risk didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
But do you know when he walks the streets of cannery.
But we are good on you, Corey, good on you.
Kimberly's in Sutherland.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Hello, Kimberly, good morning guys. How are you very well?
Thank you. Let's see what we can do. We've got
ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed.
We might have time to come back. Okay, okay, all right, Kimberly,
here we go. Question number one finish this miss Polly
had a dolly?

Speaker 5 (38:09):
That was.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Question two. The Collingwood Magpies are a team in which
sporting code a f L. Question three. Fantas sprite and
lemonade are types.

Speaker 8 (38:20):
Of what soft drink?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Question four? What's the National animal of America? Past question five?
What does UFO stand for?

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Unidentified Flying Objects?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Question six? In which country did Toyota originate?

Speaker 17 (38:35):
Australia?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Oh is Japanese.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
But they did make him. They made him here for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
But they reached Japan. Oh, I'm sorry. And Polly had a.

Speaker 8 (38:49):
Dolly that was I think it was six.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Dolly, come quick, quick quick. What's the national animal of
the of America? It's the bald eagle, he says. It's
had a bit of roguine, so you've got to laugh.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Kimberly, thank you for Skimblely falls off a cliff.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
But we saw some footage the other day that's so
funny from an old football game. It's about a matter
of the match played for your Next Man saxt Year podcast.
I saw something funny the other day. This is from
the commentary from an AFL game in nineteen eighty eight.
How many years ago is nineteen eighty eight. I'm asking
the wrong person, Brian. Do you know, Look, we've always

(39:33):
tried to hire someone in this room who's got it maths.
You've let us all down.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Thirty thirty forty thirty five.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Cand we're nineteen ninety is thirty thirty six, thirty seven years.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Thirty seven years ago. So the best player on the ground.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Makes everyone at the Maths Institute.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Hey, mensa, answer the phone. We've got someone new for you.
Have her listened to the man of the match or
actually it's the best player on the ground. They got it,
John Ground got an incredible prize.

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Just a reminder that later on in the night we'll
be judging the best player on the ground.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
And this is what he'll win.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
The player of the Match receives has magnificent compact size
variable power O then by courtesy of Panasonic.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
YEP, a microwave. A microwave.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
That's what you get.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
That's what you get. And I'm still doing the maths
on this. I don't know if I trust you. Let
me just clear this, and I can't even work out
how to chare.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
It on me.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I don't know. Here we go, let's clear that what
are we doing with eighty eight? What are we up
to now?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Two thousand?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
So eighty eight minus? Is this how we do it?
Twenty five? That's Christy three years now.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You know you're a disgrace. Just listen to what I say.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Okay, how can I have a seven on the end
if it was eighty eight? Is it right?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
What what thirty seven? I said? Thirty seven?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Okay, all right, okay, let's just all let's all relax
to see.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Jonesy was right.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
We move on.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Okay, Jones was right with maths. I might have to
actually bite out on a cyanide capsule.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
But the people these days get great price. I remember
back of my dad. We got we got shit, let's
say it.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
When I was younger, there was a charade's TV show
and my friends and I auditioned for the show. Past
the audition, we're about to go on. Then they got asked, well,
I should have known that was the mark of working
in the industry. But we wanted to go on because
the prize was a board game. You went on a
TV show and you had a prize, and the prize
was a board game, the most board game. That was

(41:38):
the most exciting thing. I could think of what about
this guy I saw this. This is a man whose
name is Kevin Parsons. He's been working at the Alliance
Supermarket marketing Guernsey. He's worked there for forty years in
the freezer section. To mark his forty years, he was
given forty sausage rolls and a certificate a sausage roll

(42:00):
for every year of service in the job.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
That's too bad forty that's a lot of sausage right now.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Woan't you think you get a watch work in the
freezer section for forty years, you get something more than
an a sausage roll for every year.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I'd rather that than what I got.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
One day, many years ago, I was a little kid
and they have the chocolate wheel at the school Faeton.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
So I had two dollars.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
JA gave me two bucks the suspended on whatever I
could have gone on the jumpy castle, could have done stuff,
and the fairground guy case come, I made ever go
on the chocolate will Yeah, everyone's a winner.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, and I fell for that.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
So I paid the two bucks and on the prize
board the way they said it, it was great. They
had like a model aircraft that you know you could
assemble and they had like a hot wheels track, you know,
the plastic track.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
So there was all this cool stuff. Everyone's when it
goes around stops on this alarm clock a radio, and
I thought, oh, it's a clock radio. I won that.
It didn't even have a radio in it, and so
just a clock. It was a clock, but it wasn't
even digital clock. It had not the flip you know,
the flip forward.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
It had the numbers and they'd rotate very slowly, but
they make this noise like.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
So you never slept as a kid.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
It was like I was a guantnam obey every time
and it changed to the air and then to make
an insult to injury, when you touched it, I got
a slight zap out of it.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
That's a ship managed to sit on at night of
the night. Where are you going with the tribal drum
is beating for this? What a shit price?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Sorry about the language.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Player of the Match receives it's magnificent compact size variable
para oven by a courtesy of Panasonic.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
But there's no other way to define it.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
No, that's what it has to be. If you're a
mad of the match, this is a very good price.
Five hundred dollars to spend at the cheesecake shop.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Now that is a great.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Imagine spoiling Dad on Father's Day with this great celebration cake.
Whatever you'd like.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Do it.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Actually, I could get a full glen ringe on that
nice pride, nice price gem.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
The trible drum has.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Been the player of the match receives it's magnificent compact
size variable para oven by a courtesy of Panasonic.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
In nineteen eighty eight. That's what player on best Player
on ground at an AFL match got. The tribal drum
was beating for it. Well, let's just say it my
ship prize. It can happen. This guy worked in the
freezer section of the supermarket for forty years, got forty
sausage rolls, got a sausage roll for It's a good prize.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I think that's a good price. I got a clock
radio that didn't have a radio, just a clock and
it would give me a shock.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
On the hour.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I got you into radio, got.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Me into the radio. You were on a TV show.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
No, I auditioned to be on a TV show when
I was a teenager, a charades show.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
What was it called?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I can't remember. It's usually popular. Was on in the afternoons,
and the reason we wanted to get on it was
because you want a board game. Imagine that today today
when everyone's giving our Robovac and a flight to the
Wit Sundays, every show gives that away. I just wanted
a board game.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Like our man of the Match prize today is great.
It's five hundred dollars to spend at the cheesecase.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
As a teenager over hoovered that up. Come on you people,
ms hi, Emma, hi, how are you? What was the
ship prize? Emma?

Speaker 8 (45:08):
Well, it was my sister. She's been working for a
Catholic college in Queensland for twenty years and we got
so excited.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
And we're like, oh, well done, how.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
You've done a fantastic job. They gave her a twenty
dollars visa vouchers point. We can all do the math
for that one.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah, she was worth a dollar eire.

Speaker 8 (45:35):
So we were, you know, we gave her the family
gave her flowers and her husband took her out at
dinner and all of this sort of stuff. It was fantastic.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
We were so excited.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
She rang me that afternoon said, oh my goodness. I
am so excited. And guess what they've given me? Amazing children.

Speaker 9 (45:54):
I know.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
Anyway, Catholic College obviously doesn't have a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
No struggling.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Doing it real tough and certainly I'll giving it to Emma.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Sue was joined us Hi Sue, Oh Hi.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
Man I joined So I love your show. I'm going
to tell you when I played netball, I was about
eighteen and we won the grand final and they gave
me an ash tray.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You probably you're probably sponsored by smoke company back then.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
I've still got it. It's a little beautiful little thing.
I think. I don't know. Do I have to take
up smoking at eighteen? I couldn't decide.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Wow, that is That's a sign of the times, isn't it.
We all made them at school for our parents. Every
Father's Day or Mother's Day. You just make an ashtray
out of pottery. Looked like a dog poop. Every year.
It was the same thing.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Pages joined us Paige.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
What was the prize, Hi, James and Amanda?

Speaker 12 (46:45):
Well, it was for a tapanyaki bar like restaurant voucher
and I won it from this radio show that I
won't mention, but I mention it mentioned No, I can't,
but I had one anyone who got on air that
day because it was Melbourne Cup. They went into the
Melbourne Cup sweep and my horse won Amery Kaye, which

(47:09):
was twenty ten, and I still haven't received the prize
fifteen years later.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
You know what this is, that's our shot.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Listen to me.

Speaker 12 (47:20):
Said, I can't, and my husband has never let me
forget it. Every time I've ever won a price from
you guys, and I've won a great prize a couple
of weeks ago Jimmy Barnes tickets on ecited, Thank you
so much. But my husband has never let me live
it down. Anytime I want a price to go, You're
not going to get it because we're still adding from
twenty ten.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
But let me do the man.

Speaker 12 (47:40):
Fifteen years, ten years. But I've been listening to you
from the start and I'm still loyal.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Is that place still going? The tepan Yankee place? I racked?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Oh ye, I think I'm a postman.

Speaker 12 (47:52):
I'm I'm actually The funny thing is my husband is
a postman.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Maybe don't see him there.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
You check for soy sauce stains.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I think it's more likely you never received. But I
think that's more you.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Will make good.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
We've got plenty of places they can go and eat.
Now I'm looking at the girls of the typing.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Will find something for your page. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Well you know that place, that place that we go to.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Sure, mimis, could she yea one hundred million dollars each?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Let's do it? Could on your page.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I will take some pore thirteen fifty five twenty two.
That is, unless they revolve around us.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I think that's about revolving restaurant. Amanda Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Goal by the one point seven Hello there, it's showns you, Amanda.
It must have been an administration problem. That's why Page
didn't get the Teppanyaki restaurant voucher that we.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Promised fifteen years ago.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
And someone wires in radio once said to me, a
promise made is a promise.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
To live it or broken? Could go either way. Well,
a page, we're giving you a voucher to the sale
maker restaurant at Height Regency.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
To receive me.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
You will receive that. You will receive it. You'll get
that they won't throw food in your face.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
In the meantime, the trouble drum has been beating for this.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
The player of the match receives this magnificent Compact size
variable Power of them by courtesy of Panasonic.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
If I was a a f L player risking my life,
that's what I would want.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
When you get the named man of the match. Well,
the tribal job is beating for what a ship prize?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Robin has joined us.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Robin, what was the prize?

Speaker 14 (49:19):
So I entered a photography competition and I won second prize.
First prize as a trip anywhere in the world. Second
prize was a book on albatrosses, and that's what I want.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Hang on, what what there is?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I wonder if there was such a thing as a
first prize. That probably doesn't. Do you think it was
a faky because that's extraordinary.

Speaker 14 (49:42):
It was Well, I was there, it was done like live.
They picked the winner and they won that, and then
I got my book on albatrosses.

Speaker 15 (49:50):
Wow, did you because you would be thinking, well, if
that's first prize, second prize is going to be, it's
going to be something with Sundays. Something might be a
domestic trip or at the very least of dinner out.

Speaker 14 (50:04):
Yep, but a book on albatrosses, which I still have there.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
You go see and other person just went around the world.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
It's become a one around your neck when you look
at nice Mark has joined us.

Speaker 12 (50:15):
Hello Mark, yep Hi, guys, Hello, what was the prize?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Mark?

Speaker 9 (50:20):
Oh, I used to be very good junior tennis player
in a manner to you that was about forty two
years ago. So I figure that out.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
She doesn't believe you, Mark, to look it up.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Anyway.

Speaker 9 (50:34):
I played this one tournament in Sydney, was a very
big junior tournament, and I won it good and played
a lot of the top juniors, very excited. Went to
walk up to get the prize, no trophy. They handed
me an envelope and it's got a Saint George branding
on the outside. I'm like, oh, wonder what this is.
So I opened it up. Ten dollar boutcher to open

(50:56):
up a Saint George BAK account. So I opened it up.
I looked at that, totally gets off the whole thing.
I walked down to the first Saint George bank I
could get opened up the account. The woman's like, oh wow, ratulations,
blah blah blah, Okay, your account's open. I great. I'd
like to close it now. Thanks, thank you for my team, but.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Sorry the administrative fees. Here's a dollar fifty.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
You are us, buddy. Oh good on your mark. That's
good sticking into the banks. Thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
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Speaker 5 (51:42):
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Speaker 9 (51:43):
So I'm in the car.

Speaker 13 (51:44):
I'm listening to the radio loud because you guys are
awesome and I love the music. And an ad comes
on and the ads tend to be even louder, and
the add is for vidamins. All of a sudden someone's
shouting vaginal health six times in a row, so loudly.
Next thing, I'm shrinking down in my car seat as
we go. Next to me is staring, probably wondering what
they're if I'm listening to and maybe what's going on

(52:06):
down there? Great, that's what gets my.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
I know the ad? Will they say it a lot?
I don't know, Brian. Can you get the ad up
just to see?

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Speaker 2 (52:21):
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Speaker 3 (52:26):
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Speaker 9 (52:30):
What gets my goolies?

Speaker 18 (52:33):
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out the buckets as the leak roofs. So we have
five buckets around the floor and on desks catching all
the rain drops.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
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I think she means it's the roof leaks, unless she's
talking about did.

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Speaker 2 (53:00):
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with the good. I you dipped out.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
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Speaker 1 (53:17):
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his favorite cake or surprise him with the limited edition
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Speaker 3 (53:30):
That is a nice prize.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Trouble John was bidding for what a shit prize? A
man was given forty sausage rolls for working forty years
in his job. And well, you know we're talking about
how bad those things can be.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Well, they're bad, They're bad, all right.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
What about Sue from asqu With She won a very
special gift for her efforts on the netball court.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
I'm going to tell you when I played netball, I
was about eighteen and we won the grand final and
they gave me an ashtray.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
She was eighteen. She should have got eighteen of them.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Nothing says good health like a pack of double happies Riday.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
That's enough.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
We will be back again tomorrow for Tuesday. Show any
any insign information of what we've got on.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
The show, No, Brandon, what is what will unful today
as to what we will speak about tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Okay, Well I'm just excited.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
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We've got Melsey, We've got sporty.

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It's Gold's blow ten k in a day. That's after
nine o'clock this morning. And you know what will be
back from six tonight for jam Nation. I'm looking forward
to seeing a little smiley face.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
What about the cranky one I've got on?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
And that one is good? That old thing that you
wore today?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Always nice see you then, good day to you.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Good bite, good bite wipe.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio app for
wherever you get your podcasts in.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
There no intent of features. Good bye,