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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You know we're on the radio, don't you. Yeah, and
you're happy with this. You're happy with this.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
If I was Marsha Hines, I'll be saying, girlfriend, you're
going straight through to Sydney.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
We talked to Mark Riley, Channel seven's political reporter about
the wash up from the election. What does this mean
for the Liberal Party is? Has the party been wiped out?
Where do they go from here? What role has Donald
Trump played in this election? Mark as always gives us
his insights.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Don't the Jonesy demander at arms.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
This piqued my interest because my daughter is getting married
next year.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, and are you something for the drinks?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, I just paid a sizeable deposit for the wedding venue.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
So it looks like I am but.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hold on a new well, I guess it's gen Za's
or Za's. What do you say, jen z Zed having
weddings where you pay for your own drinks.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, but the kids these days, they don't get married,
they get a tattoo instead.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, but often you're paying for your own wedding. The
parents don't always do the wedding. So if you're trying
to save a bit of money, is it fair enough
that you ask your guests to buy their own trees.
I want to put it to the pub.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Test shows to get a tattoo. That would be cheaper.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Imagine this is my father's cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
What about your TV show on a nick? What about
your TV show the Piano?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
What about it?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Brendan, I was reading the newspaper in the critics choice
five stars.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
The show started last night. We'll talk about that.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Ursula Carlson as funny as a hatful of bumholes.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Funnier than that.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's funny, is it?

Speaker 5 (01:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't think you use that expression as an example
of you.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm misspoken.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
She's missed all your metaphor.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Has every right to take me to task, but she
is that funny.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
She's Jolie's on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Also, it gets my goalies enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
About a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Again, Mistress Amanda, and miss Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Friend in making the tools of the Train.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
I've been doing a legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress, Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
We're the aady right now.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
And Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 8 (02:26):
Good radio.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Sorry but of a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Shoot, Timy, we're on the air. Good money to you. Amanda.
How are you?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I'm very well and how are you?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I love this outfit. You look like a little soldier.
I went to sergeant major.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
So I think it's the finders Keepers? Is that what
it's called? A carriage works on the weekend. The people
who make crafts and goods and all that stuff are
like jewelry, bags, scarves, all of that stuff pottery have.
It's a carriage work. I think it's on a couple
of times a year. And this jacket, it's like an
army fatigues jack. This woman get stuff from army disposal

(03:06):
stores and embroider stuff on them. It's nice, isn't it
very good?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I could never fatigue if your.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Look oh nice? That is part camouflage, part high yeah camp.
So I don't know where I've got myself.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Don't tell.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
You were dressed very well on the piano last night?
What a great show.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I watched the first episode of the Panel last night
and I bore my eyes out and I was there
at the time.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
The reviews are in.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
What does that mean whether the critics review is paper.
What's the Herald saying.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, this is a bulky binge, thousands of undead being
felled with head shots or decapitations. I hang on, I'm
reading that. That's the Walking Dead. Sorry critics for you.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
The Piano five stars nice.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
In the current television landscape of event TV and prestige streaming,
free into air programming has become something of a poor
cousin to the White Load and Nicole Kidman's parade of
designer coats and everything she's appeed in over the last
five years. But the ABC's news series The Piano is
a sweet reminder of the things that Free to Wear TV.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Does so well.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Nice hosted by Amanda Keller, who is surely the most
genuine person on TV and radio, the series aims to
explore how the Piano has transformed the lives of everyday
Australians from a five year old girl.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
To a one hundred and three year old man. And
that was great.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's nice?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Are there? There were tears brackets, especially from amandekell.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Ied in the show and bored as I watched it.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
You're the blood with the drop of a hat.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But there are lovely stories and when I say you cry,
but often it's not just the sadness, it's the heartwarming
nature of it. It's lovely.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
There's great back and forth banded between Harry Connick Jr.
And A and and performances from across the musical gamut,
from Taylor Swift to Rimsky Corsakov.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Of course favorites.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well well done. It was a very good show.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Thank you. You can stream all of them at the moment,
I'm going to watch them one at a time, but
you can stress, you.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Can stream the whole.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
You can get it all out of the way, Brendan,
and then you your support of me is done.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's it. I've watched them. Miss those shows. There you go.
You know, have you you watched all of my stuffy
very much?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
So, of course I did. I'm off the carbs though.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, action back show today. You know, Ursula Carlson is
going to be joining us in the studio live. Always
nice to catch up.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Absolutely. We're also going to talk to Mark Riley from
the Abacy, their political editor.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Right there was an electure on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
What about that what about that? But let's get into
the Magnificent seven. Do you want question number one?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Please?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Man?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Which flat round tomatow food is sold by the slice
in New York City thirteen fifty five not always tomato?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Are we twenty two? Is our number gamation we have
for you.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
The Magnificent seven. There are seven questions. Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions? Corecty if
you do that and will.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Say you know what a matter of the match? Prize
is four and season passes to Crocodile Dundee the Encore cut.
This is the film that's been made by Delvin Delaney
who we spoke to about this, the behind the scenes
story of Crocodile Dundee.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Really well, that's a great prize. Ash is in Penrith.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Hello, Ash, wanting to you both.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Are you going very well?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Did you see Amanda's piano last night?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Watch it today? I got today off so recorded was
at the Swans yesterday.

Speaker 9 (06:25):
So.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Good win for the Swans on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Finally, yep, and you know what is.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
A good weekend? I always think as a Rooster supporter,
Rooster's one in South Sloss.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
So it's a great Sharky's one as well Sarki's one,
so we're all win win a winner winner us dinner
well speaking happy.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Speaking of dinner, which flat round tomato weed? Food is
sold by the slice in New York City?

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Pizza?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Why don't we sell it by the slice here? Pigs?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
So we do a lot of those places you can
buy did.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
You take away box that thy little slice box?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
I for got the slice box, but I know of
a play this sells it by the slice. It's at
King George's Raid, I'm pretty sure. Just you know Conmin's
Point Road, south Hurstville there. I know that because I
had a motorcycle accident that one die and as I
was lying on the road waiting for them a piece
of pizza and now I looked at the side and
I said, oh, they sell pizza by the slice.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
There you go. And then more my pants saw.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
And the ambulance gave me the blue whistle and some
morphine and everything was great.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
What does the Q stand for in Q and a ASH?

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Question?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Correct answer? And now we're going to question number three,
which is the not so secret sound? Ash? What's this sound?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Can I just do it again?

Speaker 8 (07:45):
You?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I think I'm wrong to say it's a horse, but
I don't think it's right.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, I'm sorry right about being wrong. Viggie of Old Tune,
Gabby Vicky good Good.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Let me go have a listen to this. What's that noise?
It sounds like you're doing or i'mdoing as like a
backpack or something. It's a bag zippers, Yeah, Mick Jagger
with a long fly.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Which fashion item was banned in North Korea for being
too catalyst A baseball caps b skinny jeans or see
leather jackets.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
I'd say the skinny jeans.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
You'd think, Wow, if they're going to arrest you for
skinny jeans, middle aged women would be filling those prisons.
Don't do arrest us for our stirrret pants.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Either true or false?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
The first video ever played on MTV featured film composer
Hands Zimmer.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Is this true or false?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I have no idea. I'm just gonna say true.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, of course it's going to be true.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
I saw him in concert last weekend. It's just incredible.
So yes, he was behind The Dark Knight the Lion
King priors to the Caribbean. So he appears in the
music video for a video killed the.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Rounding the synth.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I didn't know that, Zim.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
That's him that's banging the synth.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I didn't know that god. Question six, Which day of
the week is named after the Norse god? Four h.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
R A.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't know how you got there, but no, thank you, Vicky.
You got through some hard ones and then that happened.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
It happens, Say shit podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
The Magnificent said, where are we at? Willis?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
We are to question number six, which is going to
Lindcia in Rabie. Hi, Lindcia, good morning, how are you both?

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Well?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
The answer, surprisingly isn't Friday. But which day of the
week is named after the Norse god? Thor?

Speaker 10 (09:54):
Thursday?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Thursdayday, late night shopping?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
All that as homage to Thor he loved a late
night shot.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Well, you know where's he going to get that hammer from?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
True? There's no time during the day.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Question seven, Lindcia, who is our current prime minister.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Anthony ALBANIZI you go there, you go and talk to
Marke Riley about the wash up to hang out with
amanderin Saturday night and an election party. Jim, remember what
was the Don's Party party? It was exactly like I said, Williams.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Then for some reason, I'm with your son at two
o'clock in the morning outside the Oaks Hotel and he said,
and let's go and get one more ber And I said, no, Jack,
let's go home.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
We've got your mum home. Let us come to it's
your term to go to bed.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Congratulations, Lindsa, you won the jam packets all coming away,
four in season passes to Crocodile Dundee. The Encore cut
in Cinemas from May eight found me past the filmy
Festival of Steam.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Step back in time and experience the magic of steam.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Did you see the big Steamer on your show last
night on the Central Railway.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
St filming at the railway station.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
And JONESI, in no matter character, choose for the Cohen
and some Staler pencils.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Anything you'd like to add. Lindsa, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
She's very much appreciated.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Lindia, will Jonesy and Amanda podcast Good Radio on.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Gray Old Day in Sydney Town. But this cloud should clear.
That's sad news. Over the weekend, Jill Sobule passed away.
You remember I know the name she did, Supermodel.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I always thought she was younger than she was how
old is she? She's sixty six.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Passed away in her house by I don't have any
other dan to hear that. But she also did Kissed
the Girl before Katie Perry, not a cover of She
did a song called Kissed a Girl back in the nineties.
But varlet to Jill Sobule, this isn't about Jill Sible.
It's about another band who are all alive, simple minds,
thumbing through the job. In nineteen eighty one, they released

(12:03):
love song did you know as well? I'm full of
information today it's been forty years since this thing came
out from the breakfast Club. Jim Kerr, the lead singer
of the band, sent at the time it wasn't really
a song that they were into, but they felt a.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Fair enough to do it, and it's probably their biggest
one ever.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Always amazed at as success. Even Molly Ringwoold, one of the.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Stars of the movies, did a jazz cover of it
in twenty thirteen.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Don't You Forget above Me?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Do you remember we interviewed her round about the time.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
She didn't like us very much.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
She got a bit shirty with us because we mentioned
a breakfast club reunion.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
We didn't the brad Pack reunion. Yeah, we didn't. You
can hear my nervous laughter in that interview because you
kept talking about it and she clearly didn't give a rat.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Are you gonna have a brat Pack reunion?

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Why would I do that?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (13:05):
I don't even know.

Speaker 11 (13:05):
Who's in the brat Pat Obviously, you guys will hung
out together, do you like, would you ever have a.

Speaker 8 (13:10):
Reunion like the gested movies together? I mean I was,
I was quite a bit younger than a lot of
my co stars. We didn't really hang out together other
than working on a on the movies together.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, this is awkward, Molly, because I've organized a brad
type reunion and I've got sandwiches and the thank you.

Speaker 8 (13:29):
Very much for having me. I've got to run to
another to another television station.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
But she wrapped us up that.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I'm so awkward just listening to that.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
I'm sure she always hang ahead on a jazz career.
We could play that or Jules a Bull or simple Minds?
What about this love sock bang jam?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Nice?

Speaker 12 (13:58):
Well?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
What are weekend? Albanezi led Labor to a historic victory.
Peter Dutton lost his seat. Both Palmer proved that sending
unsolicited texts and spending millions and millions of dollars didn't
pay off. For more, we're joined by seven News political
editor Mark Riley.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Hollow Mark, Hey, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
This is seen around the world as an anti Trump move.
What role do you think Donald Trump played in this election?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, it was, I said at one stage it was
like Charles and Diana's relationship. There was a third person
in there and they just didn't reveal themselves a long
way through. But look, you know what I've thought about
this over the last couple of days, and I think
I think the impact of Trump is this that Australian
voters saw what was going on in America and to

(14:44):
them that really typified change and as they thought, if
that's the price of change, getting that full up in charge,
we don't want it. And I think that was a
big part of it. But also his policy suite and
the belief writer assumed that Peter Dutton was proposing policies
that were Trump like was enough to repel a lot

(15:07):
of others.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
And we saw Peter Dunton's humility in his concession speech
I've found was fantastic and I thought well, when was
all that during the campaign?

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Jonesy, They're always the best speeches, you know. I said
to Kim Beasley a couple of times, probably unfairly, that geez, Kim,
your concession speeches are good, and I've heard so many
of them. But that's actually on reflection. It is some kind.
But then it was, and it was a very generous speech.
You know, he hit all the right marks. He said
really lovely things about the Prime Minister's mum and what

(15:38):
she would have been thinking about is un from council housing,
all the rest of it. Terrific. See more of that
person on the campaign trail and you may have seen
a little bit of a different result. Maybe not. The
thing that I'm reflecting on now those guys that a
lot of people in my business are is how we
didn't pick up the level of animosity towards put it

(15:59):
up in the color during the campaign. And I think
the answer to that is because we were looking for it.
We're told to find it on the labor side, and
we were looking on the wrong side of the planet.
There was the other side where their voters had their
baseball bats whacking into the palms.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
What do you think this means for the future of
the Liberal Party. I mean, have they lost their far
right as is the end of the culture walls as
a business model. What will it mean to them?

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Great question? You know what this is. It is an
existential crisis for the Liberal Party. Not to put it
too profoundly, the problem is, Amanda, that the policies of
the right are the conservative part of what John Howard
is to call the broad Church, have been resoundingly rejected
by the electorate. But the only the majority of people

(16:43):
who've survived this nuclear blast are conservatives. The moderates have
almost been wiped out because the Teals came at the
Liberal Party from the left, brutalized their vote and then
essentially sent it to Labor. And I don't think a
lot of Liberal voters realized that they wouldn't vote for
Dutton's brand of liberalism, so they but they couldn't bring

(17:04):
themselves to vote for Labor, so they'd voted Tea or independent,
and by virtue doing that, their preferences went straight through
to Labor. So they lost a lot of their moderate edge.
And now in the broad Church, that small l liberal
progressive part has been excommunicated. All you've got left is
the conservatives looking at a landscape where the people are

(17:25):
telling them to go back to the center where the
moderates used to used to live and no longer. So
it's a really tough plot behind.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's to be an he's going to be the new guy.
I'mart woman, Well, guy.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Or woman exactly? Well, a woman wouldn't be a bad thing,
would it. You know, you need change, You need to
put a different face to the people, and you need
to put a different policy prescription. And the culture was
you know, stop the division, don't set everything up as
a fight. Put a positive agenda to the people, and
a female face would help. But remember Julie Bishop said,
you know, I asked her when she when she clicked

(17:58):
her redheels and took off out of politics. Will the
level party ever elect a woman as lead? And she
said probably not. And you know, we were giving them
a choice and they haven't taken it. So at the
moment you've got four contenders. Angus Taylor's probably the leading
contendent because he'll get the numbers from the right, from
that conservative part of the party that now still probably

(18:22):
more intensely dominates the party room. There's Dantine from Victoya.
I don't think he'll get the support Susan Lee. She's
a moderate and a woman, and I don't think they
haven't come electing a moderate leaders it's about conturnable. They
didn't like that and what happened there, and I don't
think they'll do it again. And the other one is
Andrew Hasty, who's from the West, which Bomb and Beasley

(18:43):
would say is a very difficult place to lead from,
but not impossible. But he's also young, so he represents
the future for them. And do you want to burn
a future leader in what will be? You know, there'll
be churn and burn in this sent for them. In
leadership there would be really difficult troll. I don't know
why anyone would want it, but anyway they will. So

(19:05):
it's a conundrument. Well, in the meantime, you know, there's
the other side of the equation. You know, Labor have
been masterful in the way that they have set up
this election, the campaign and the questions to people. So
he had those, you know, the Prime Minister on your program,
on our programs everywhere, talking about many care, talking about

(19:26):
bulk billing, talking about urgent care clinics, talking about cheaper medicines,
a sort of stuff that really connects with people. And
he's been doing that since January and it works and
in any circumstances, you know, it wasn't perfect. But in
politics we look at things in a binary way, and
the winners of elections luxuriate in the rosier glow of
they're brilliance, and the losers are a bunch of knuckleheads.

(19:48):
That's just the way that the analysis goes. But in
this case it's pretty true.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Well, well, thank you, we love your analysis.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Can get all the latest, of course.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Mike first and Angela Cox on seven years tonight, six
o'clock and seven, and you see Mike Riley in there.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Hey, thanks for using If I can I say if
I was able to watch another network, another program, and
maybe I just sort of blinked at the pianel. I,
oh my god, Amanda, what a great program.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
It was great. I was there at the funny enough
and it was filmed and I was still bored when
I watched it last night.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
I had a little tear. I was seeing nothing. Oh,
I must be tired. A little wonderful program.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
The old journalists don't gather blob come on thank you there, nations.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy and Man of
arms for the pub test.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Paying for drinks at the wedding? Does it passed the
pub test?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
You're planning a wedding for your daughter, is this speak.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Pay the deposit?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
We see lots of people the sea.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Break up.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
If someone goes to personal he goes to Darwin, or
the person b goes to something.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I can't now because I paid the deposit.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
What if someone can't livesly me?

Speaker 2 (21:02):
But the panic that's the traditional way, isn't it that
the parents of the bride. Is this how the old
fashioned way would pay the wedding? Yep, and all of
the booze, food, everything is included. A whole lot of
people are doing it differently these days, and often people
are paying for their own weddings, and a new trend,
a new gen Z trend, is that people aren't paying

(21:25):
for alcohol. The bride and groom aren't. So you turn
up and it's a cash bar, sometimes having dry weddings,
but often well there has been cases of a cash
bar and some people are saying that's absolutely fine. Others
are saying, come on, I've paid accommodation to be here.
I've bought a present, We've bought clothes to come to

(21:46):
your wedding, et cetera, et cetera. You're hosting the party,
you should be providing the drinks.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yeah, yeah, I long for you know, the good old days.
I'm living in the good old days. It's going to
all the drinks. When you come along there, you're going
to get a drink.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I'm going to get my body's work.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
You're going to get alcohol.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
You need to get some of the watery great Northern
that's left over from the engagement.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
No one drink.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
But I've been reading some comments and so there are
people who were saying, I think that's fair enough that,
you know, the ride and groom shouldn't be expected to
pay for everything. I'll buy my own drinks, and others saying, no,
you're hosting the party, you pay for it.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
What do you think paying for drinks at a wedding
does it pass the pump test?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Jem Jam said, cheers.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Everyone that wasn't us watching the election on Saturday night,
we were watching on the ABC. I wanted to flick
it over to seven or Sky News, but we're in
a bit of a lefty crowd, so they wouldn't have
any of that.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Every network's going to do a fair coverage. The result
is the result.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
The channel Night had the dunk tank. Yeah, remember that
there was a k, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
They put Peter Dutton's face in a dunk tank. And
I saw someone else say, look, there's still humans. These
people have to put themselves out there every day. And
they probably saw the writing on the wall and knew
a lot of so many politicians would have known I
can't win this, but I have to front up anyway.
They're still humans and they're nice people, and what do
you do? But fucking Clive Palmer dunk him. Not a

(23:15):
single seat for Clive Palmer.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
And Clive's going to retire, he's too old for politics.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, when did he decide that he's going to put
Someone was saying to me how everyone was outraged to
get all those teeth that tweets from him, texts from him,
and all the money spent on advertising. Friend of mine said, no,
let him spend more money. So when he loses, he's
lost all that money as well.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Well.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
He reckons he makes that in a week.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Doing what I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't know I will say this about this at
a history of Clive. You know the history of Clive.
He looks better now than he did when he was forty.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
He must have looked terrible. Hears me saying they're humans,
Let feel by them.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Let's look, there's miss kind of here. But it was
all classed. And this is what I love about being
in Australia. I thought Anthony Albanese's I teared up during
his vestry speech was very good.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Loved it.

Speaker 13 (24:06):
Let us all reflect on what we have in common.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Because no matter who you.

Speaker 13 (24:11):
Voted for, no matter where you live, no matter how
you worship or who you love, whether you belong to
a culture that has known and cared for this great
continent for sixty five thousand years, or you have chosen
our nation as your home and enriched our society with

(24:32):
your contribution, we are all Australians.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Peter Dutton's concession speech that was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Now, we didn't do well enough during this campaign.

Speaker 14 (24:44):
That much is obvious tonight, and I accept full responsibility
for that. Earlier on I called the Prime Minister to
congratulate him on his success. Tonight it's an hisoric occasion
for the Labor Party and we recognize that actuated the
Prime Minister and which see and Jody and Nathan all
the very best. And I said to the Prime Minister

(25:05):
that his mum would be incredibly proud of his achievement tonight,
and he should be very proud of what he's achieved.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
We were so human And a lot of people have said,
where was that Peter Dutton during the campaign, because you
could respond to him as human as a lovely fan when.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
He came in the studio, were charmed by him.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Ali France, who has won the seat that Peter Dutton lost.
He lost his own seat, which means he's no longer
a member of parliament. He's no longer a politician. But
Ali France's story is quite extraordinary. She's been campaigning since
the twenty nineteen federal election for this seat, and the
more I read about her, the more extraordinary she is.
She had no idea that she wanted a career in politics,

(25:45):
hadn't pushed for any of that. Then she had an accident.
She was pinned by a car in twenty eleven and
lost her leg above the knee.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
No, she's paralympian. She was unable to walk for more
than two years and found comfort in a newsport outrigo canoeing.
But during this process for her, she saw a need
for greater NDIS support, disability support, the cost of health care,
all that kind of stuff. She suddenly thought, I think
I need to go into politics. How hard for her

(26:14):
Her husband died it with cancer twenty twenty three, and
just last year she lost her nineteen year old son,
Henry to leukemia. And so this is a woman who's
done the high yards, is doing the hard hit.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
And these are the people when I say the dopes
that run this country, these are the people you want
running the country.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Someone, as she said, she sees the world through the
lens of knowing how hard it can be and how
she can help people.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
What I took away from also watching the Prime Minister's
victory speech is and this is what separates us from
America is what he said here.

Speaker 13 (26:48):
A short time ago I spoke with Peter Dutton, who
has of course conceded defeat, and I thank Jim.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
No.

Speaker 13 (26:58):
No, what we do in Australia is we treat people
with respect.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'll say on Sunday morning, the sun was shining, and
I walked around and I thought, I am proud to
be Australian. Right now, it's gonna be aka sham Notion
podcast When.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
God I wanted to get right now.

Speaker 9 (27:20):
Now go to your windows, over them, stick your.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
Head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
The pub test today. Paying for drinks at a wedding?
Does it pass the pub test? This peaques my interest
because my daughter is getting married next year.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Are you paying for drinks?

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Well, I've already paid a deposit which was free.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
We'll see that in light of that, because you're going
pree is that some people are saying I'm paying for
this and this and this. You can pay for your
own drinks. And a lot of gen Z's are paying
for their own weddings, and so they are saying make
it a cash bar. If you want to drink, please
buy your own drinks.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I've already put your requirements in a schooner of Drambewy
every half hour until she falls over.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
So pay for drinks at a wedding? Does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 7 (28:07):
The old traditional way was the father and mother of
the bride paid for the reception and all the food.
The husband to be paid for the grog or his
family and the cars. Recently, my daughter got married. I
paid for the reception, which was everything, But yes, you
should pay for the drinks. It's your part of your
putting it on and everyone is gone out of their

(28:28):
way to get there.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I think.

Speaker 10 (28:29):
So they're your friends, wouldn't you want to help them out?
I had no issue with paying for my drinks, so yeah,
it's a beautiful day for them, so let's enjoy it
and let them put their money towards something like a home.
It's a puzzle, so yeah, pay for your own drinks.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
Absolutely, if you're going to a wedding, one hundred percent
you should be given drinks, and you should also give
a gift.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Accordingly, No, I don't believe it does.

Speaker 9 (29:02):
And I recently attended by niece's wedding, which was held
on eys Eve so Henson was a very expensive time
to travel, and two weeks out from the wedding we
found out that we had also been allocated either bringing
a Sallad or bringing a de zoo.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
What where do we draw the line?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Now?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Outrageous nacious?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I suppose the m one is running better today, but
still those metal shards we heard about this.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
On Friday, three hundred cars.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Were affected when a truck heading south from Gosford there
and its back door opened up and all these little
bits of metal fell onto the.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Road of a twenty five k's.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, and good news on that front, which a lot
of people right now would probably be picking bits of
metal out of their tires. But the truck company behind
the spill, NJ Ashton, they've apologized for the accident that
happens now. Well, they'll obviously inquiry, but they're saying it's
an accident, it's not negligence.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
So they've taken responsibility. But it pays for that because
it costs tires.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
On the news, the general manager got on the news
on Friday and he said, we're totally mere copper. In
a day and age where people sort of run away
from responsibility. You've got to give cutos to these guys.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
And they will financially.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, so they've got an insurance thing for it.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
So watch this space as far as that goes. But
it's just nice to see someone standing up. Okay, there
was a mistake. It wasn't the driver's fault, it was
a mechanical error. We will do everything in our power
to sort it out.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
So good on you guys can work.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Amanda, you don't have to do anything, do you Just
sit there in the bimbo seat and I'll do it all.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
And when I say bimbo set, I mean yeah, alldue
respect with all due respect. Sure does that apply to
Donald J. Trump?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
What about that that image you may have seen it
over the weekend of him as the Pope, an ai
version of him sitting in the full regalar of the
Pope with his finger raised a big cross around his neck. Unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
When I saw it, I laughed. I thought it was
a satire site that had put it out. I laughed,
as that's funny, and I thought it was from him.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yes, well, this is the thing. He's as we know,
he's not a Catholic, does not attend church regularly. Joe
Biden is a staunch Catholic who went to church every week,
and yet Donald Trump has somehow made him look like
the religious leader somehow. But he posted this image on
truth Social and his platform then less than and so
let me just give you the context of this. The

(31:35):
White House then reposted on their official account this happened
less than a week after he attended the funeral of
Pope Francis. It's just I just can't believe it. On
the comments finally up, even atheists are saying they're offended.
I saw this. This is the official account for the
Catholic bishops of New York State, and they have said,
there is nothing clever or finding about this image. Mister President,

(31:57):
we just buried our beloved Prope Francis, and the cardinals
are about to enter a solemn conclave to elect a
new successor of Saint Peter. Do not mock us.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I'd like to see him try that with a Muslim leader.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
All the next fellow be him on the cross.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Speaking of away from that, not speaking of away from that,
away from that. The penists last night, it's hard to
say penists.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
It's easy, penists on the piano.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
What do you say it so well?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I told our pianists to come, Brandon, it's a really
lovely show. And you've made a dick joke out.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
I have not.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
You have.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
The reviews have come in of that joke and they
are glowing. Gem Nation. What a great show the piano
last night.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
And you I've seen you host many many shows in
my time, but this is one of your best.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Well the premise, it's a beautiful show. Amateur pianists to
normally display maybe piano at home. Some people have told
their friends they played the piano. They are encouraged to
come down and play a public piano just for the
love of it. And what they don't know is a
Harry Conic Junr and Andrea Lamb, who's Australia's leading classical pianist,
are watching on They're hidden and they're talking about these

(33:15):
pianists and what they love about them, and then they
select one from each location we go to perform in
a concert at the end. But the stories are beautiful,
they're heartwarming. I cried watching it again last year.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, I like that that one hundred and three year
old guy about him?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
What about Phil one hundred and.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
Three, one hundred and three, Yeah, he's one hundred and
three years old.

Speaker 9 (33:40):
I've never met anybody who's one hundred and three.

Speaker 13 (33:43):
You're a very good nick Thank you very much, madam.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
And his memory is going, his vision is going, but
he has his muscle memory of the music.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Is he still going?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
He passed away between the filming and and last night
it was great.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
He was beautiful. I like those ladies, the ever the Evergreens.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
There were four of them, they all dressed in green,
and four of them played the piano at the same time. Ready, one, two, three, four.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
It's good. But it wasn't just old.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
No, there were five year old and there were teenagers
who who didn't play sports, and that this got them
through hard times in their life. The length and breadth
of people who who feel something through the music, it's extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
I played piano when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
We ended up going to learn the piano, and my
piano teacher used to wear a bikini when I was
playing the piano because she live near the beach, and.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
She'd sit next to you on the piano stool in
a bikini. You've got beautiful memories of it.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I was about five or six, but a lot of
I could have been a virtuo so if I wasn't
so distracted.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
A lot of people said they'd learned it when they
was young, when they were young, and then they moved
away from it, and there was something whether you're going
whether it was COVID or hard times in their life
or whatever it was. They were very grateful that they'd
had that grounding because they could go back to it.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Critics Few was in in the Sydney Morning Herald. You
know how many stars have got possible? Five Stars? Five
Stars Babies Big Time hosted by Amanda Kello, who is
surely the most genuine person on TV in radio.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's not me saying that this is this review, but
I would concur very nice.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
The series aims to explore how the piano has transformed
the lives of everyday Australians from a five year old
girl to one hundred.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
And three year old man. She is the best thing
on TV.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Doesn't say that that's true?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
No, that's true. That's right, and you bring the commentary.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I told our pianists to come so really you love
your art?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
You're watching that?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Or are you up against?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
You're up against? Botched? Come on, you can be watched. Podcast.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Carlson has just won the People's Choice Award for the
fourth time. She thank you. She's starring in Hollywood Blockbusters.
She is selling out the every comedy festival she does.
She's joining us now because she's about to embark on
a new one. Hellosul I, how are you?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I'm surbrounded by brilliance.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Surrounded surround and beautiful.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Little offended.

Speaker 11 (36:28):
You're not leading with the hotness of this side.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
I mean you can tell the makeup is on point.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Today Amanda doing five star review for a TV show
the Piano. Now, look at you getting accolades. I feel
very very inadequate.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Well quite right, you're wearing a great blouse today.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
A blouse.

Speaker 11 (36:45):
Yeah, it's a Shaisley. There's got buttons.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Maybe your mother would probably say it's a snazzy top.

Speaker 11 (36:51):
Yeah, no, you look very pressings.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I don't think that's gone.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
So a five star review, you're getting accolades, and I'm
wearing a tidy blouse.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah yeah, Amy, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
So I know the world is full of hilarious things.
We're just talking at a picture of the Pope, trust,
I mean of the of Donald Trump, just as the Pope.
You can't make comedy about that because he's already beaten
you to it. What do you do? I know, you
know what, I don't try. I don't touch Trump at all.

Speaker 11 (37:22):
I don't do anything about Trump because he like he's
just sucked all the joy out of it, because he
is the punchline. Like there's nothing I can do that's
crazier than he's doing himself.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
So like, I'll just let that play out by itself.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
It's like a.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Weird evil Benny Hill skitch.

Speaker 10 (37:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
Yeah, honestly, I feel like I'm going to wake up
and everyone's going to We're being punked.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
This is a global.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Punk We're all getting chased in our underpass. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
So where do you find your comedy? Do you read
an article in the paper and think that's funny? Do
you see something in the street, How does it flow
to you?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (37:56):
So everything even in this show, like everything that happens
to me or you know that I see happening around me.
I always you know, like my mom used to go,
there's two types of people that people that go it's
the best case scenario the worst case scenario. But I
think there's a third, like what's the funniest thing that
can happen out of this? And then I just talk
about the stuff that's happening in my life.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
And do you ever have a like with my friends
because I'm on radio, I'll sometimes say, oh, don't write
kind of silence, or sometimes I'll say to them, do
you mind if I talk about that? Do you mind
your friend's lives? No, I don't.

Speaker 11 (38:28):
Sometimes if it if it happens with me in it,
or yeah, if something really funny happens, then I go,
I'm going to talk about that, like, you know, if
that's okay, But normally I don't. I haven't needed to yet,
but if I will, if I need to, yeah, I'll
plow indeed. But no, I just talk about stuff that's
happening in my life. And even in this show, I

(38:49):
tell stories about my mom because she's going to art class.
My mom was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and now she's going
to all these art classes and stuff. So I went,
I brought her to this show and I said, to listen,
this is what I want to share. And so she
gave me three things that I'm allowed to share that
has been so funny because that's her love language. It's

(39:09):
not music, it's not it's laughter. And so I've been
sharing some stuff that has happened to mom.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
And there's this one thing at art.

Speaker 11 (39:17):
Class because every art class they all drink the paintwater
because when they walk in, they each get a cup
of milo and a cup of water to clean their brushes.
And every week I try and tell the lady Helen
who runs it.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I'm like, Helen, you got to mix it up a bit, vibes.

Speaker 11 (39:32):
I give them, give them a little ice cream tub
for them to clean their brushes.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Don't give them another cup that it looks like the
other cover.

Speaker 11 (39:38):
And once she dipped the brush in three times, you
don't know which is milone, which is the paint water.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
That's what Mushroom Woman did with the mushroom meals. She
had different plates, so there's no confusion. Don't put the paint.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Water in every would be fascinating. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 11 (39:53):
And so every week I say to mom, don't drink
the paint water, and then she loves and when she
comes out, I can see the paint Did you drink?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
You guys?

Speaker 11 (40:01):
I did, and I tried locked it and aren't all
smells like my life?

Speaker 8 (40:06):
Because she just did.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
She panics, so she just brush and everything.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
And that's what we're going to see in the show. Chla,
It's always great to catch up with you. For tickets
and to her information, head to live nation dot com
dot au.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
This is going to be great.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Yeah, I can't wait. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I still feel inadequate in my blood.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Also ursula smells spectacular.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Well, it smells good.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, I had a shower this morning. That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
That's clean and overlin and it's not even saturday. Urschela Carson,
thank you facous.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Right now, what's a free instance? And Amanda's gold?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You can pass if you don't know an answer will
come back to that question of time permits.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Get all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
That's step one. You can make it two thousand dollars
by answering a bonus question. But it is or nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Emma has a lot of questions ahead of her. How's
things in Ingerdean, Emma, it's.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Lovely in Ingerdeen?

Speaker 10 (41:06):
How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
We're very well? Sadly, that isn't one of the ten
questions ahead.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Of you here, because that would just be a chick
of a box.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
So let's see what we can do. Ten questions sixty seconds.
We always say that you should say pass if you're
not sure, because we actually have time to come back. Okay,
all right, then, Emma, here we go, and good luck
he comes. Question number one? Who is our prime Minister?

Speaker 4 (41:25):
How been easy?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Question two, who's the main character in Harry Potter Harry Potter?
Question three? Tiger Woods is known for which sport? Question four?
What's the collective noun for sheep?

Speaker 10 (41:38):
Cheap?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Just pause that, Tom, Sorry, what did you say?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
She said sheep a collective noun for now for sheep?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
No, I think that's a name. I'm sorry, No, collective Now,
that's part of the question. It's like, you know, there's
as a flock of sheep like this.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yes, yes, I'm happy to give you a middle manage
you there, Emma. And if you came in with flock,
we would have let that game.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Oh, Emma, I'm sorry you got stumped.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Question from now and that does that's right.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Very good, thanks, Emma. Podcast. I want to show you something.
So those playing along at home when.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I was at school and the teacher wheeling the TV
because you.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Knew they had a hangover. As an adult, now you know,
I'm having a great day.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
We're not doing anything here.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
We realize now it's because they're you know, having a shocker.
What you got, Well, I'll just explain for those who
are playing along what we're about to see. So there
is a woman who's walking along a sort of a
bush track, and she's got I've probably reckoned five months old.
I reckon the twins. One's in the front of the pram,
ones in the back of the poet.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Love those twin prams. They are so cute.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
And so she's filming the front twin going hello, Hello,
and then she films the back twin and Brendan, you
watched this as we played here.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Henrianna back up the river today? Hello mess Hi, he's
a happy girl, allow little mess.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Right up? What did he got there? What he had?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
There?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Is a snake in his hand. It's a five month
old baby, and he's just sitting there with a little
look on his face. And he's got this snake whose
head is moving back and forth in his hand.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
He looks like a snake handler. He doesn't seem to
be fustby.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Just to hear the mother, the last bit of the
mom again, what did you got there? And then the
world just shifts. She drops a phone and suddenly she's
having to deal with it.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I think it's just a harmless tree snake still, but still,
your instinct.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
As a mother is you just have to grab that
snake and fling it. If it was a taipand you
have to grab it and fling it.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
My eldest years ago, we got in one of those
bug catches. Room of the bug catcher, A gotcha, gotcha
and I got in the bag. I catch and I said,
go on, mate, knock yourself out. Comes back about you
know two hours, Yes, Dad, I got, I got, I
got some butterflies.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh, cat off and it was like a horror movie.
He'd put about a thousand stink bugs into.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
This thing and he opened it inside in the on
the back veranda. But he just took the lid off
and in order to bloke and I went stink bugs
and you know the smell of those things. But I
don't even know how he got him in there.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Number one, So when Liam was just sort of crawling
all over the place, we're down at the park and
Harley goes, what's up in the mouth, let's have a
little look. It was half a cockroach. Oh there'd been
another time with dog poop, but we won't even go
into that.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I think this was dry. I think something that the
tribal drum would no doubt.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
How about it beats for this? What did you got there?
What have you got there? That was the last optimistic
words she ever said in a life. Wouldn't you think
if you were taking your five months old twins for
a walk in a pram, little bush walk. They're not
walking around themselves, they're sitting in a pram. You'd think
what can possibly happen? So there's a woman walking along,

(45:08):
she's filming her little twins. She goes, hello, little one
in the front gurgling da da da. She moves the
camera to the one.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
In the back.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
What did you got there? A snake? The kids in
a pram? How does it get a snake in its hand?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
A little tree snake is harmless, but nonetheless.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
It's heads writhing around and the kids holding it around.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
The next snake lore kind of comfortable with them.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
The kid was comfortable. It makes makes me feel sick,
it does.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
And the kids, that's all they do. You know, when
they get out there in the wild.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
And you watch them wondering along.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
This kid wasn't even wondering. He's just sitting there. Next
minute he's holding a snake.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
The tribal dramas beating for this What did you got there?
Jess has joined us, Hello Jess?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
What did they have there?

Speaker 8 (45:51):
Good morning?

Speaker 15 (45:52):
When my kids were. I think it was like three
and one and a half. My three year old was
on the toilet doing a number two and spending his
time doing it and just having a good old chatter anyway.
Then my one and a half year old comes out
and he's looking at me and coming out.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
And saying, pooh, pooh, oh, aunt, have you done a
poo on your nappy? Do you needed to change?

Speaker 9 (46:17):
You?

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Holding out his dummy at.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Me, pooh pooh.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
And I looked a little bit closer, and I realized
that he's been inspecting his brother's poo in the toilet,
and I dropped his dummy into the toilet, so he
put his hand in and fished his own dummy out
of the toilet while my other son.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Was poo it oh, you know, you know, my limbs
just want to drop off.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
It is.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I can't deal.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
You know.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
It was one of those moments, Jess, where you think,
where's the adult who has to take care of this?
And you think, oh no, it's me.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Oh yes, And the smell that just eminated everywhere through
the house.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I can wash my hair that many times. It's in
there now, It's in your nostrils forever.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Jess. They've growing up.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Now, they're not doing that. We're going to be okay.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Then you watch White Lighters, you think, go.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Hang on, what happened? Episode one? A serious series one?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Which episode you told it the most? Read them? Some one?
Who are the brothers?

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Yeah, okay? Why would you take it there? I'm not
taking it any You're taking it there. You're taking it there.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
You talk to them about that. That's not my that's
not my circus.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
You know, I'd rather talk about Pooh, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
By one of those old guys. Now that's better.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Sounds like it?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Does it sound like?

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Well you just said you were joking just to join it.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Do you know what a sophologist is?

Speaker 1 (47:45):
A sophologist? No, I din't.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
A sophologist is a specialist in sophology that should explain
it all to you, which is the study of elections
and voting. And I think Australia's leading psychologist is Anthony Green, who,
after thirty six years, is bidding farewell to his role
as the person who pretty much calls the elections on
the ABC. He's covered more than sixty federal, state and

(48:08):
territory elections and he is the he's the goat. He's
the one everyone looks to to see what the numbers
are doing, waiting for him to give them their analysis.
And I think the ABC coverage of this has rated
something like four million on Saturday night. Yeah, amazing, amazing.
He's an incredible guy. But he is bowing out, He's

(48:29):
leaving this role.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
What's he going to do?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I'm not sure actually, but one of the things I
did have a chuckle at this tiny little farewell moment.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
Well, sorry, the moment is the opposition leaders seated Dixon.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
At this stage Peter does and his old tractor.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Maybe a bit of editorializing there, Dixon.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
You got Dixon in there.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Dixon and Dutton. You can see how it happened.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
How did you go? You didn't go and vote on Saturday?
Did you?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I did a postal vote?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
You did? The man we did.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
We really embraced the postal vote thing. I like going
on Saturday. I like going with my wife to the
polling booth. We went and well, we couldn't get a
democracy sausage. They didn't have one of those particular.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Polling because there's not a fundraising place.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
There's no queue though, so got a bake and egg
roller from the cafe around the corner. My daughter went
to one that had a polling booth and the cakes.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
And all that junk, but she was in the queue
for ages. I see to see a Double pay or
Double Bay. I've done. I've dicked myself double Is that mean?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
At Double Bay they had six dollars democracy sausages? But
then you can go the double pay version and pay twice,
so you didn't feel so cheap.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
And so what do you get if you pay more?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Same sausage? But you just pay twice?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Right, So this is.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Right, which I find whenever I got at Double Bay.
It's not often, but it's not that expensive when you
go and get a car, it's absolutely not. I'm a
big fan of Double Bay because everyone said.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
You always say you went to Double Paid. Yeah, yeah,
but it's not. It's just a normal shopping area. It's
just my son went to lineup to Jack went to
line up to vote. I was very insistent that both
boys had changed their address and all of that, but
he lined up for the wrong electorate and then had
to so he spent about an hour lining up for
that and then had to go to the other table.
And do it all over again.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
I said that to my daughter as well, because she
went to her she's moved out of home, and I said,
do not say you've changed your address, just you know,
just do it, vote it.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Let's get otherwise. Well, then you're not voting for your
local member who might be a member of the clan.
No one told me she.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Had up voting for the clan.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Unknowingly, Yes, of.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Course, I guess you'd love that my daughter does not
vote for the clan.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
No, so I said, unknowingly, you have to be careful
Sha Notion podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
And the commute seems to be a lot better today
than it was on Friday.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
On Friday, wasn't that twenty five k's of shrapnel? It
shredded the ties of about three hundred cars.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I was watching the news on Friday night, and I
must commend the trucking company.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
They've come up. They've put their hand out up about
what happened. They're saying, you know, it's our fault, our responsibility.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
They don't know what caused the door of the back
truck to drop the metal out, but it was certainly
not It wasn't the truck driver's fault. He's been doing
it for a long time. Does it quite regularly? Mechanical
issues happen. I like these guys though, and Jay Ashton
the company, they've apologized for the accident. Their general manager,
Daniel Falconer, confirmed that all reasonable costs will be covered

(51:29):
on the company's insurance policy. We're taking full responsibility for
what happened, and I'm very sorry for any damage that's
been caused.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
And that's fair.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
But this stuff with three hundred cars, it's like that
footage you see of Canada or places like that in
North America where there's a blizzard and one car skids
into another, skid skid, skid, and suddenly hundreds of cars involved.
You think, God, how do you clean any of that up? Well,
we had our own situation on Friday.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
What's the situation with your car? You got those crazy
run flat tires?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Yeah, but I don't think it'd survivors shrapnel shredding, would it.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
They're pretty good run flat tireres. Have a con with them,
they say you can't plug them.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
You know, the little plug.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
You're not supposed to.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Well, you're not supposed to.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
It's supposed to give you long enough that you can
drive safety to a replacement place.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah, but if you send those space Saver tires now,
the little skinny one. Yeah, now, my daughter was driving
around with one of those for about six years.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
That's the thing, isn't it. It's not Jack had two
flat tires recently and they had to borrow his brother's
Space Saver, and I said, make sure you get it
back to him.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
My greatest moment was teaching both your boys how to
change time.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Like I got a message to teach Jack. But Liam
wasn't there that day.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
No, but Liam was the one then in a tunnel
that had through flat tire.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
And he got through it and he did it.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
But the run flat tire business when you it's for
when you're traveling at two hundred k's on the auto
barn in Germany.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
You're not supposed to plug your tire.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
That's how fast I drive everywhere.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
That's you do you check it? Of course, you know,
asking you that what's a tire? What was this round
thing that goes so good on your nj Ashton? Good
on you?

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Damnation an imagine why you do it? Twenty thousand dollars
that's what you'll get if you're our favorite Goolie of
the year.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
What have we got today?

Speaker 12 (53:15):
You know what really gets my gulies iron supplements. Can
someone explain to me why it takes three months to
feel the positive effects of iron tablets, So a bit
of energy back or increasing in the globe, but it
only takes three days to be constipated and a black poo.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Constipation's a big thing with iron tablets, you know.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
The latest constipation out I like is that lady she's
running in the park and then she turns into a statue.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
It really explains the whole.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Thing better than the other way. If something happens to
you in the park and then you end up on
a current appair as one of those joggers food, it
would rather be a constipated jogger any day.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Choose your own adventure. What have we got?

Speaker 6 (54:01):
Bananas? I cannot buy a bunch on a Sunday now
for lunches during the week, I buy them that they're
still a lot of.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Green on them.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Monday, there's yellow starting. That's fine. They taste truly nice.
Tuesday they're yellow all over. Wednesday you're throwing them out.
They've got brown spotsy yucky. Truly and ruly it gets
my ghoulies. It's bananas.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Avocados are the same hard hard, look away wait soft,
a bit far too soft and brown.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
It's like me on a Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
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Speaker 2 (54:57):
Electric Blue?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
What about you? Nothing too serious?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I like that synth, like a bit of synth.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I'm not a big synth God.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Well, who's going to get mad? Of the match? This
morning during our game of Magnificent seven, Vicki from Old
Tune Gabby. She was really going well until she got
this question Christ six, which day of the week is
named after the Norse god four?

Speaker 11 (55:18):
All right, I don't know how you got there, but no.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
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Speaker 3 (55:28):
But it's a Monday, that's what happens, That's what happens Friday.

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Speaker 1 (56:02):
We'll catch you then see then, good day to you. Well,
thank god, that's over.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Good goode, wipe the two.

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