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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
what a show today, friend.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
TikTok Tucker. It involved tuna, but we had to drain
the cans of tuna and for five bucks, which I
probably will never pay you, you agreed to drink the juice.
And that was at about six thirty this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
At seven thirty it went straight through me.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I can still smell it on your bread.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
How do you use a special Dunny? That was terrible?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
We made tuna bread. Half the team loved it, half
weren't so sure.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Also, Will Anderson is joining us in this podcast as
we head off to the Fruitred Planes in twenty twenty
six for jam Nation.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Your ideas? What shall we be taking to the show?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
You said for jam Nation? Yeah it's not gam Nation.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, it's jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Is that we're going to call it?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, that's gold in the show jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, we weren't in that meeting. No, are you damn idiot?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Is this all staying in?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, that's a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes, it's a podcast, so all of that are more
enjoy that.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
A miracle of recording.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
We have so many requests.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
For them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Mistress Amanda's Miss Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Friend is in a broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Congratulations, man, we're there right now.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Josey and Amanda. You're doing a great job.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Anyone but your silk good radio.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Sorry but it's a tone tone twist set an idiot
and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Shoot, Tim we're on there. Tell me the money to you. Amanda,
how are you today?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, how are you going?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I've just been perusing nas and you I know that
you still have a hand on the teeth of Nasa.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I've still got a hand on the teeth of Nasa
extra that's what they say.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You're still in the bosom of NASA. I like to think,
you know, just with your science background. But did you
know this?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
We have two moons? The Earth has two moons. We've
got a quasi moon. It's called twenty twenty five P
ANDN and it's going to be hanging.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Around till twenty eighty three.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
What does a quasi moon mean?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's not a big moon.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So we got the moon, and then the quasi moon
is about sixty feet in circumference and diameter, about as
big as a bus.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And what stops that being like us, that wouldn't be as.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
As a bus must have been about thirty foot a
bendy bus.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Why is it a moon? What makes it? A moon
goes to a piece of just space rock.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
A moon goes around the moon like a moon, the
Earth and the moon.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
The moon is called a moon. That's that's what it's like,
a satellite object. That's what it's called. It's called a moon.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Right, Another moon has a moon.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Moon has a moon.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
It's like if if you get a pet dog and
then you buy a pet dog for your pet dog.
That's exactly right, that's exactly And so has this just
been discovered?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
This is just no, No, it's been around for a while.
But I thought, you know, this might be something interesting
that you might delight in because it's two point five
million miles from Earth and it's about ten times farther
than the moon.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh wow, so we wanted to go there. It's ten
times further.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Than the moon.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's like when you're driving up to the North Coast
and you get a bull of Diller and you oh,
you're there yet.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, no, no, no, It's like if you get to Brisbane
and think you're in cans.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
It's a whole other another time.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, another time. So these are the moon things that
you need to know about. Brian, that's Ryan with a
b is waving his hands around. You said to be
interested me what you would add to this?

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Well, I just want you to know that Australia is
actually wider than our moon.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Australia is wide, we said, than the world's moon.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
So the moon is three four and seventy four kilometers wide.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yustralia is four.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
Thousand kilometers wide. So Australia technically is about fifteen percent
wider than our moon.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
There you go.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
And by the way, if you did want to drive
to our moon, it will take you around about one
hundred and thirty three and a half days or three
months and nineteen days.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
That's not that long it was traveling. What was the speed?

Speaker 7 (04:28):
I remember doing average at about one hundred and twenty kilometers.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Right, But you'd have to stop for a toilet break.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
You'll have to stop at Bulladilla for a pie.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Maybe we should get Moon Girl.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But it's always good opportunity to turn a battle Love
Island's moon Girl.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I get that thing's giant. How many times bigger is
it than Earth?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Like the moon?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, bigger here it is the moon.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
No, you just said you're so into it and you
don't know that the moon's bigger than Earth.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
No, it's not there, it is.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I don't think it is.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
Jeez, the moon is bigger than Earth.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
It surely has to be, because when you're.

Speaker 9 (05:04):
Looking at the moon from Earth is huge.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
But like it's so far away from us.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
She's lovely. I met moon Girl's mum. She's a lovely lady.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
You know what I've learned from this is that Brian
should be on Love Island. You should be on the
moon expert.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
You can bring some edumcation.

Speaker 10 (05:21):
I don't know if that happened.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I don't know. Well, Jones, you to go on and
talk about your ainers.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
So anyway, that moon twenty twenty five, p.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Seven is going to be around till twenty eighty three.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Twenty eighty three, Yes, how well will I.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Be there and twenty years old? Wow?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
And I'll see it. I'll see the day it.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Goes of course you'll be still here playing Cindy.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Lawber great show today.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Will Anderson join us Instagram? Makes us return in the
Magnificent seven If you'd like to play, well, why don't
you call us?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Questions?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Sit there?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Will?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Do't you typically play Marco Polo?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Right here, dogs gem Nations?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
We have the Magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If
you do that, amount.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Will say, does the new moon heaven?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Like?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
You know, we've just said that it is moonlight?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
It's called twenty twenty five pnn.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
That's not much men seven?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
What don't call it mooney McMoon face.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Okay, mooney McMoon face.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Unless Bert Newton's family object.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't think Bert would have any Bert's relatives have no.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Problem with that. In fact, they didn't, they'd insist on it.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Okay, So from now on, moony McMoon face around till
twenty eighty three.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Jeremy has joined us.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh Jeremy, good morning, Good morning. Where would you typically
play the game, Marco Polo?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Kid? Still do that? Marco Polo? I think so it
would be an app for it.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Don't put your phone in the pool.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
What about the whirlpool? I still do the whirlpool.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And Captain cook book you get in America they do
George Washington hair.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Yeah, you probably can't do that. Now there'll be you.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Can make it George Washington had he was he was
a president. You can replicate his hair.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
You're allowed to do that. Still, Can you store the
Delaware if you want?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
What drink is made from espresso, coffee, hot milk and chocolate?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Jeremy say that again?

Speaker 11 (07:17):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
What drink is made from espresso, coffee, hot.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Milk and chocolate?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Jeremy moca. Let's play lyrical Assassin? Which song has these lyrics?
You have to read them? Brendan, you don't do it.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, you have trouble with this. Where have all the
good men gone? Jeremy? And where are all the gods?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Where's that street wise Hercules? To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white night upon a fiery steed? Any ideas?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Jeremy man.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
About Chatson?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Thank you about Meghan? And Wizards of the Hills.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Hello, Meghan, good, thank you. Let me have it go, Brendan,
Where have all the good men gone? And where are
all the gods? Where's the street wise hercules to fight
the rising odds? Is there a white knight upon a
fiery steed? Late at night? I toss and turn, I
dream of what I need? What's that song?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Look, I know I can't fair enough?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I know it, but I don't that's fair enough?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Do you know the answer to this.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Podcast?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
We're into the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Question number three, it's going to Ari and shipping Norton high.

Speaker 12 (08:33):
Ari.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
It's lyrical assassin.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
We're going to quote lyrics to a song and see
if you can get them. How about I sas a
little bit Brenda, do well with it?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
If you're running a corner with this.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
We have all the good men gone? And where are
all the gods? Where's the street wise hercules to fight
the rising odds? Isn't there a white night upon a
fiery steed? Late at night? I toss and turn and
dream of what I need? What's the song? Ari?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Holding? What you women want? And then you want someone
to be sensitively vulnerable?

Speaker 13 (09:12):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Is that so hard?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
You're gonna have one or the No?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't believe that. Again, a modern man can be
all things women are are the women and men everyone?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's it up for that, Brian, what kind of shoes
are the Statue of Liberty wearing ari A boots, b
sandals or C crops sandals?

Speaker 9 (09:38):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Tribal Council refers to the elimination ceremony of which reality
TV show that's the one?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
What about b JLP? He's gone from Survivor. They've got
who I like, who's very good?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
But why would JLP a much loved franchise with a
much loved host. Why wouldn't you get rid of him?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
You know, I wonder if he gets the spear. It
doesn't really hold much hope for me in the world,
does it.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Like you look at him, he's good, good, good, he's
good looking, he's good.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Now that you mentioned, why don't you just lean into it?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Which character was the gamekeeper and keeper of keys at
the Grounds of Hogwarts?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Ari A.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Sorry Ari? Melissa's in orangehim Melissa Hi? Hello? Which character
was the gamekeeper and the keeper of the keys at
the Grounds of Hogwarts Hagrid Hagrid?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Donald Trump said, I don't like you never will to
which former Prime minister yesterday Melissa.

Speaker 11 (10:43):
John Howard.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Random called a man.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Of steel by George Bush all those years ago.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Remember that still Donald Trump.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
John Howell was in Washington when the plane crashed into
the Pentagon.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Well it wasn't him.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Is he got an alibi?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Now?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I'm just saying that. You know, these are the times
that we live. Michelle is in Castle.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Hill him, Michelle, good morning. Who did Donald Trump say
this about? I don't like you? I never will. It
was a former prime that would be Kevin right, right right?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Can we have the orcs again, Brian, just for yesterday?

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Come on, let's get an ambassador say something bad man?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Don't tell me where is he? Is he still working
for yes? You said bad disposition, mister President. I don't
like you either, and I probably never will. Elbow threw
him straight under the bus too.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Joe.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Apparently all was well at the end of the meeting.
He said that all is forgiven.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Which is good because that's what we want.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
We want a good trade, you know, negotiator. We want
a good ambassador.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I want to see my submarine in twenty eighty three.
Congratulations to you, Michelle. You've won the jam packets all
coming away a double pass to revisit the glory days
of disco in Disco never dies with the Sydney Symphony
Orchestra tickets on zale now Sydney Symphony dot Com two
hundred and fifty dollars to spend a price line Quality
Health Vitamins are Australian owned offer at every day low

(12:05):
prices of price line and Josie amount of characterures for
you to come in some stander, Pat Michelle, anything you'd
like to add amazing.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm so excited about the carricatures, Michelle, don't draw outside
the lines were very strict.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
You bet you, Michelle, whatever you want to do, you
do amazing.

Speaker 11 (12:23):
Thank you both so much.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Thank you, Michelle.

Speaker 9 (12:25):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
And Amanda his cheers everyone.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
It's Wednesday. TikTok Tucker is coming up.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
It is.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
That was one we made earlier when I spat on
Colin Fastening.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
He hasn't been back in the studio since Sensitive Chefs.
I also had a long promotional day ahead of him.
He's wearing a white T shirt. He went, oh, look,
it's all now covered in Jonesy's spit.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Because you put egg you a coffee. Well, what was
going to happen?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
We make things from TikTok. I don't dictate it.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Let me thumb through the jermin at a big book
of musical facts. On this day. In twenty thirteen, Katie
Perry released Raw.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
The song hit number one in fifteen countries and into
the top ten in thirty eight charts worldwide.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
That's pretty good for old Katie.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Do you remember back in April when she went into
space for eleven minutes.

Speaker 14 (13:22):
I feel super connected to love, so connected to love.
I think this experience has shown me you never know
how much love is inside of you, like how much love.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
You have to give, and how loved you are.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Until the day launched, she was that much in love
that she went home and threw all.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Bloom out of the ass, said I'm going to find myself.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Some new love and she did annoy me with my
boyfriend Justin Trudeau.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
I'm outright, that is what she said at the time.

Speaker 14 (13:52):
You never know how much love is inside of you.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh okay, okay, keep it in space.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Ok Let's get raw on. There's a cream for that.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Gem nice. I really started.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
What you do with that?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
You do it?

Speaker 15 (14:10):
That's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested slab of meat.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I would say that to my dog TikTok Tacker. We
make food from TikTok and eat it.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
This is one I've seen a few times and I thought,
let's try it. I'm going to make bread, but I'm
going to make it with only three ingredients. The challenge
here is that one of those ingredients is tuna. It's
a high protein bread, high protein tuna bread. It's called
the ingredients. Adjust this two cans of tuna, two eggs,
and a teaspoon of baking powder, and that apparently makes bread.

(14:46):
You're ready to give it a go, brindle, Sure, let's
open Oh I hate this bit opening two cans of
you open one? Oh, I hate it.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
It going to be restrict whatsoever you're working out?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay, did you leave the juices? I think we do.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Well.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I I'm not going to drain it. Pop it in.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
You're not going to drain it?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh maybe I should? No, no, no, no no, no,
let's drain off.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Litt You just do it, and you just compensate.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
No, we've pulled them. Let's just pour that somewhere into
your coffee. Put in my cup, in my teacup. That's foul.
I don't yeah, it doesn't say that. I imagine it'd
be too wet.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Drink No, no, drink it. No drink okay, I will
I'll give you fifty bucks. I'll give you five bucks
if you drink it. We'll keep going the whole thing.
Do the whole thing, keep going. You've got it. You
said you drink the whole thing for five bucks. Go on,

(15:47):
what an idiot? No, we made it. I heard I
said five Why are you doing this.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
So stupid?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh? What about that kissing competition you said you're going
to at lunch time? Okay, so well, that's an unusual
start to the day. I'm putting tuner in, another one
in there. Oh, use the spoon, okay, I'm putting two
tins of tuna. Come on, you little Where did you

(16:16):
get this from? TikTok fool? Okay? Two tins of tuna,
two eggs one two?

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Get an egg everywhere?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh, I am too. Okay. A teaspoon of baking. No, yes,
one teaspoon of baking.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
What's it called?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Exactly?

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Now?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
The lid goes onto this. It's in a my neutra bullet?
Is that leaking?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Now?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
This neutrable? Apparently?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Have you done that up properly?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yes, ma'am. So look, there's only hardly anything in there,
and that's going to make bread. Come on ready, yep.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Off.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Is it running?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
It looks like we're making human flesh. Done. Don't lean
into throws you smell of tuna.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Hi, that's done.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Four.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Now you're gonna put it in a Yeah, it's what
are these things called ramikan?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Ramikan?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (17:29):
This is just foul.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, luckily we drain. How can that be bread?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Chip it in the ramikan?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yes, tip it in the ramakan. I know how to
pull chip chop. All right, So those now are going
to go into the air fryer. Thank you. Yeah, okay,
we're going to put that. Stop. I'm going to put
that in the air fryer and apparently fifteen minutes whatever
it makes bread. After seven o'clock we will be tasting

(17:57):
our tuna bread and Brendan, can you please go and
clean your teeth?

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Sure?

Speaker 9 (18:01):
Man out jam Jam Nation Jonesy and Aman during the
morning on Gold one one point seven.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Hello ver, if you've joined us this Wednesday, tiktop Tucker Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Today we're making.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
High protein tuna bread. This is bread with only three
ingredients two cans of tuna, two eggs, a teaspoon of
baking powder. It was quite horrific the process of actually
getting it blended and put into the ramiicans. I'm now
going to put it into the air fry.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, well, don't kill the air fry, lad the last one.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
This is air fry too.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
This is air fir fry too, air force one. I'm
putting it in, turning it on. Okayunning right here.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Well, we'll get to that after seven o'clock. In the meantime,
the pub test is coming up. Small scale scamming of
the supermarkets alliteration.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Let's talk about that next.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Let's get on down to the jonesy demand of arms
for the pub test today, small scale scamming of the
supermarkets have passed the pub test. More than one in
four shoppers believe retail theft is justifiable.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Interesting are one and four?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'm such a goodie two shoes. My mother once went
all the way back to the shop because she brought
some ribbon and they've given it too much. Yeah, she
took it back.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
How much ribbon is too much ribbon?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Well, that's a question, half sense board. This is what
we mean by what is referred to by theft taking
an item without paying for it, changing price tags on products,
not scanning some items at the self checkout, and scanning
items as cheaper products. The older generation is less likely

(19:40):
to do this, the younger generation are likely to do
it more. But consumers also said it was justifiable to
mislead shop assistance about unpriced items. Oh, it's free, write
negative reviews for compensation. They've done that about this one,
and staying silent when a bill was miscalculated in their favor.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I have done that before.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
So they're saying, look, of course, it's not surprising. At
a time of significant price rises, cost of living pressures,
we're constantly seeing stories in the news about how we're
being scammed by supermarkets. Surprising, But the Shop Distributive and
Allied Employees Association is pushing for upgrading penalties for the crimes.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I know you do a little bit of scammy scams.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Save For example, I might be a Bunnings and I'm
getting a washer. I bought a bunch of other stuff
and I'm just looking for a washer, and I find
the washer.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Not a washing machine, no, just a washer.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
And it's easier for me just to take that than
do the whole run.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Through there and you've decided that.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well, what I'm doing is because what happens the lady
at the counter says, oh, hang on a minute, this washer, Fred,
and they're on the pleo Fred.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
What's this fret?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I think every one time I'm saving a lot of
Bunnings really probably factor that.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
In, shouldn't. Don't you also do something when like you're
scanning onions and things. What is it that you do
then flat screen TV and you call it a bag
of onions?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Do you like your canary here? Like I'm I think
like elbow with Rudyer's pointing me.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Out small scales, scamming of the supermarket. I think people
have even people who do it have acknowledged it's illegal, but.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
They're still doing it. I don't do anythingvertently.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Inadvertan you just said you deliberately did it?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
No, No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
What happens is no inadvertent when you're putting a washer
in your pocket? What if everyone did that?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
It's hardly the hope diamond. I haven't ripped off.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
The louver, haven't you? It's one step away, it's your
gateway item small and.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I broke into the world's most famous museum.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
And still Napoleon's Jewels. Naturally small scale scamming of the supermarket.
Does it past the pub test Sham podcast.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
The legendary Jersey Amanda the actress, I.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Will say this, I don't like the smell in the studio.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Neither do I just joined us. Well, if you just
joined us, it's TikTok Tucker day. We are making high
protein tuna bread. There are only three ingredients eggs, tuna,
baking powder. It stinks of the more it's cooking, the
more it stinks of tuna. It's in the air fire
as we speak.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
The stuff that Joe Rogan eats for breakfast with an
ivermectin milkshake.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah, well it's rank.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I know it is rank. Anyway, we'll be eating that shortly.
Speaking of food, Australia has a new world champion. We
always lord our sports champions, but what about this woman.
Her name is Carolyn Velick and she is a world champion.
She went to the World Porridge Making Championships in Scotland
and her specialty porridge won the best specialty dish. Here's

(22:40):
what she had to of course, use water, oatmeal and salt.
They were the three essential ingredients, think at add other things.
Here's some of the stuff she added. I flavored the
porridge with some good old.

Speaker 16 (22:50):
Bunderberg rum and bananas, some sugar and butter, so it
was really nice and world flavored.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
I also put in a little bit.

Speaker 16 (23:03):
Of wattle seed extract, just to give it, you know,
another bit of a an Australian twist and a flavor
that they hadn't seen before.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
And as if that wasn't enough, she did the ultimate
Australian thing and she made it into a toasted sandwich.
She made it toasty out of it, So her specialty
dish was a porridge toasty oo taker porridge toast. Maybe
in coming weeks we might try and replicate without all
the fancy stuff porridge toasting and see what we make

(23:32):
of it.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Sounds like a prison nickname.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
It does a bit, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
The pub Test is coming up, small scale scamming of
the supermarket.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
What do you make of alliteration? Put it to the
pub test jams when.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I want right now your windows, stick your.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Jonesy demand of arms.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
The pub test today's small scale scamming of the supermarket?

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Does it pass the pub test.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
More than one in four shoppers believe retail theft is justifiable.
They know it's illegal. And when we're talking about theft,
we're talking about taking an item without paying for it,
or dure changing price tags, not scanning some items, scanning
items as cheaper products, staying silent when the bill is
miscalculated in your favorites, those little.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Small bitty heritage. We're part of a convictnation.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
My mother, the late great Jennifer Keller, once went back
to the shop because she only wanted to buy a
certain length of ribbon that was given I think probably
maybe three quarters of a spool. She drove back to
the shop to hand it in and.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
What did they say? They were grateful, They celebrate her.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
She had a banner put up in her name. No,
I at the time thought, oh god, what would you bother?
I don't know what the people in the shop thought.
They must have thought, thank you, you're a ne'er do well. No,
I'm such a goody two shoes. I would never do this.
I know you say that you're buying a flat screen TV.
On the other way around, it's paying a thousand bucks

(25:06):
for a bag of onions.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Scam good on your Colesworth, there's your one point four
billion profits. No, I wouldn't do it vitally. I would
do it inadvertently. That's happened before.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
We're just you said every time you get a bun and.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Set it up in the back pocket or something like that.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Is that one of those signs.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I remember when Dominic, my youngest, was going through the
we'll go and he was eating a giant fread ale
and then we just wait eating the fred ole and.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
You know, I'm not going back with use.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Or smarting chocolate. Nothing to see here.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
And I remember check out and the lady, oh, he's
such a cute boy, and as it isn't he cute?
And then we walk out of them. I forgot to
pay for that thing. But anyway, you know that was
years ago.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
He ate that whole flat screen tea and get me
wool Worth. Small scale scaming of the supermarket does it
pass the pub test? I think that they rip us
off all the.

Speaker 11 (25:58):
Time, So I think that if something small occasionally falls
into your backpack, or maybe you slap a price tag,
I don't think it's the worst thing.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I think it does pass the pub to I.

Speaker 13 (26:09):
Do it if the farm skinner for myself and it
picks the wrong bananas or the wrong kiwi fruits, then
I'll let it give me the cheaper ones.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
So yeah, it does past the pup test. Look, I
don't think West.

Speaker 13 (26:23):
Farmers are struggling, and I am so I think you.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Passed the pub test.

Speaker 17 (26:29):
Dipper markets make so much money and have so much overheads.
I know myself personally being a mum, I've had a
pram i stroke. Everything coming to the pram, not thought about it,
put up the stuff on top of the prem got
home in Oh my goodness, it was an accident. Everyone
does it so pretty says it passes the pup test.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Mate, isn't it funny if your child did that? You
want to teach them a lesson or that's what we
should do and take them back to the shop.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
And you'dnice them back to the shop.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
And but you you say nothing to see.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Avocado in my back pocket?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
I thought it was a silly life.

Speaker 9 (27:02):
Gama started what you do with did you do it?

Speaker 15 (27:07):
Fancy the moldy back to are your invested slab of meat?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
I would say that to my dog. I don't know
if I like the smelling.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I don't like the smell in here? What about you?
It could be your breath. This is how our days started.
We had to decant two tins of tuna, and we
decided we had to get rid of the juice.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
You made a bet and I said, give fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Or drink it.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
No, I said five. This is what happened.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
I'll give you fifty five.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I'll give you five bucks if you drink it five.
We'll keep going with the whole thing. Do the whole thing,
keep going.

Speaker 16 (27:45):
He's got it.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
You said you drink the whole thing for five bucks?
Go on, what an idiot? No, we made it. I
heard I said five.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
You said fifty.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Like then it was five and five. I haven't got five.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Are you a whelch chirt? No one likes a.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Welch So anyway, here's what the recipe is. Two cans
of tuna, two eggs. Actually be nicer with an actual
two can in it. Two cans of tuna, two eggs,
a teaspoon of baking powder. I've poured this into ramiicans.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
It smells terrible. Remember that banana sardine thing we did.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
It smells on par well.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I'm taking to that.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
And that's rang.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
I've poured them into ramiicans and I'm now going, oh,
look they come out. Well there you go like little
things of bread. Yep, I'm decanting them.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Did you You didn't greasee the ramikans before?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
You need to look how easily they're coming out? All right?
Let me have a close up that does It smells
like a goat.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
You know what the problem is?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Tell me what.

Speaker 14 (28:51):
You use?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
That watery tuning. You should have used Serena with the
oil and it would have been better.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Here's what's happening. I'm going to cut it in half
as if this is a little burger.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
These are two bit Brian's standing and thinking I'm not
eating this, but he's so eating.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
You are? That's one you are?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Is there any but wow? It looks like bread.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
It looks like a little bit of bread.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
It looks like a muffin.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
It does look like bread.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Is there a butter?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
There's no?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Is there a condiment?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
No? We're going to try it. When I say three,
biding are you don't take the top or the bottom?

Speaker 18 (29:23):
I might eat the bottom, okay, because it smells like it's.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
One two three go.

Speaker 18 (29:36):
No, No, smells worse than a taste the bottom.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
If I if I set out to eat tuna, it
wouldn't be bad, but I want to have bread.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I don't know what's who eats this stuff? Who's eating it?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
High protein? Joe Rogan time you have.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
A lip, bro So when you go downder your after
you've had your asadio session.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
And you pump each other and you eat this, what do.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
You think, Brian?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
You really like it?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Do you have? We just described you to a t
Actually do you even live broke?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Brian?

Speaker 15 (30:20):
Fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
This after taste is even worse.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
The eggs off. Did you check the use by date
of the eggs?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
It's not the eggs that are making this subject or
there must be something wrong with a baking pod on No,
I think it's the tuna. Brendan rhymes eating Brian, stop.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
Stop Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Post Brendan and Evanda and you're on the same show.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Let's start wearing lips.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Fantastic.

Speaker 10 (30:58):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
The team is divided. Half of them love that tuna
bread and the other half, like you and me, think
it's disgusting. It's got a waft and you drank that
tuna juice out of.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
A and then you refuse to pay.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
We went to the kitchen to make a cup of
tea and you you were making me a cup of
tea out of that cup that had the tuna juice,
and wash the cup.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
What's the matter with you?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Just get another car?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
No, we just washed the cup. Is your big girl
and proud of it? Coming up?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Would you like to go out in the town on
us and courtesy of Back to the Future of the Musical.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Four tickets to the show and one thousand dollars cash some.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Walking around money.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Give us all right now, thirteen to fifty five twenty.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Two jis you're telling me you've built a time machine.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
This baby HiT's eight miles Flowert's see some ser this
week where you need a chance to see Back to
the Future of the Musical. You get the answers right,
and your future could be worth a thousand bucks and
a night at the show.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
It's really the last man standing. We've got three questions.
You stay on if you get them right. Whoever answers
question three correctly gets the price.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
You got to be a BTF enthusiast, which you're not
really one.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Or no, I'm not really.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
You just watched the first one and that was it.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
I thought that was enough. It's story wrapped up. It
was lovely too.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
That or the alternate universe Biff World, Biff Tanner.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
What am I doing?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
What are you doing? What are you doing it?

Speaker 3 (32:27):
I must have been just talking to the air.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Why don't you?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Glenn is in picton.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Hello, Glenn, I guys, how well? Thanks mate?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Are you an enthusiast? Glenn? Sort of?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Let's see how we go because question number one, I
think even I could answer question number one. Here's question
number one? What makes time travel possible for the Dolorean?

Speaker 14 (32:52):
Like?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
No, sorry, Glenn? Does that make mean enthusiasts?

Speaker 3 (33:00):
You're more of an enthusiast? Things Wow?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Kate's and Campbellton, Kate, good morning.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
What makes time travel possible for the Dolorre?

Speaker 9 (33:08):
In question one, I'm the flax capacitor.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yes, Fox capacitor.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
That's the one.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Question two and back to the Future, Part two, Marty
McFly travels to twenty fifteen, where a sequel of Jaws
is playing.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
What number sequel of Jaws are we up to? Kate?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
This is multiple choice iever. You're a true enthusiast. You
would know this, but I'm happy to give you a
multiple choice.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Give us the choice.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Just Kate, are you a true enthusiast choice? Ah?

Speaker 17 (33:41):
Yeah, I'll have the multiple choice.

Speaker 11 (33:43):
Please.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Is it A Jaws eleven, B Jaws fifteen or C
Jaws nineteen, which sequel?

Speaker 17 (33:51):
I think it's Jaws nineteen.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yes, it is what your mind to it. You can
accomplish anything. Here's our final question, semi enthusiast. Case you
get If you get this, you've got four tickets to
see the show in a thousand bucks. Here we go.
What brand of shoe is Marty McFly where it is
still popular today?

Speaker 17 (34:09):
The brand of shoe is Nike.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
You're into it. You can accomplish anything.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Congratulations to you. Kate. You what a thousand bucks?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Four tickets to see Back to the Future of the Musical.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
You're going there. You get a little Kate possy you
got to where you get some walking around one as well.
Thanks to us.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
See Back to the Future of the Musical live on
stage at the Sydney Lyric Theater.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Take a ride back in time and get your tickets today.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Add Back to the Future Musical dot com dot au,
but not you, Kate.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
We'll do it again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
He's not happy, Kate.

Speaker 17 (34:39):
I can't wait to see it. It's so wonderful.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Thank you so much on real good work at seventeenth
to wait. You know who else is unreal?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'll tell you who's unreal is Will Anderson.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
And he'd be a Back to the Future enthusiasm record
reckon he would be.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Well, he's joining us next.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Podcast.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Well.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Anderson has written a new stand up show every year
since his Melbourne comedy debut in nineteen ninety seven. There's
a lot of jokes, it's a lot of writing. This time, Well,
he's touring one hundred percent improvi, I show no writing, lazy, lazy,
one hundred percent Will Brow That's right, Hello, Will, how
are you here?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Is you don't want to enjoy about this? Ananda?

Speaker 6 (35:18):
Is that a lot of people when they think about
what I'm doing this year, they've said, that's an amazing
creative feat that you've done eighty completely unique shows, different
every night, like incredible creativity. But you have, as usual,
seen to the absolute heart of it, which is for
twenty nine years.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
I ruined my summer by having to write a.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Stand up show and for once I said, you know what,
I'd rather just improvise on the spot rather than prepare anything.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
And that's the way it goes.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Sounds like an everyone's terrifying nightmare. To make it up
every night it is going to sort of point at
some of the audiences say, look at your hair. I'll
do an hour on that.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Yeah, that's basically there's a version of that. Although I
don't like to make fun of anybody in the show,
it's make fun with people. In fact, often I'm the
person who's the part of the joke. That's the difference
thing between doing a show like this and doing your
regular show. I was in Orange a couple of weeks ago,
and if you're you don't know Orange, to do this show,
traditionally you'd research Orange and you come up with a

(36:13):
whole bunch of jokes.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
About the local area.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
What I found about this show is instead you go
in with curiosity, So instead of preparing and telling them
something they hear all the time about their town. Because
you've done a little bit of research, you go in
and you start asking questions. And the great thing is
it can almost sometimes feel like the entire town is
playing a prank on you. So I was having a
conversation in an Orange with a woman in the front row,
and I was like, now, you're not famous for oranges though, right, Like,

(36:37):
you don't grow oranges here, and he goes, oh, don't
you know what we grow here? And I was like, no,
I don't know what you grow here. And then the
whole audience just started to titter because of course they
all know the answer to where you're going, and I
didn't know. Did you know the main industry in Orange
is apples?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Is that not the.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Best bit of information that you ever heard?

Speaker 6 (36:56):
That The town slogan of Orange used to be She'll
be apples in Orange. They grow apples in Orange, And
that is one of those things that would have been
phone for me to discover and bring to them, But
of course they all know that and would have gone, yes,
we know, we do it all the time. But this
show changes that entire balance between performer and audience. In
there you can ask them questions and then let the

(37:16):
audience shape the show.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
This is great, And you're coming to us right now
from Melbourne. A man is going down to Melbourne on
the weekend. You're doing a bit of work down there.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Hush, hush.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
But when I read the newspapers daily, it sounds like
the Melbourne has slipped into the crime capital of the world.
Like it's sounding like Madrid. Actually, now Madrid's good. What's
a really bad place?

Speaker 3 (37:34):
One as Arias? Okay, okay, it sounds like one as Areas.
Is that true, Will?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah? I mean it is true.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
You know, I've just seen comedians out on there on
the street, robbing other comedians, stealing their jokes. Hews is
going from town to like you're holding down to Tommy Little.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
I saw it in the other day, breaking in their head.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
It goes to his house coming out show called Manette,
which I don't think is something that they will be
doing next year. So yeah, I do think there is
a lot of comedy crimes on the streets of Melbourne
at the moment.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
How would Hughesy go. You get robbed by Hughsey, It'll
be like, okay, mate, what do you got?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
You think he's holding a chainsaw to you?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Thro you got?

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, I've got this backer of snakes alive. But if
you don't behave yourself.

Speaker 14 (38:19):
Be dead.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Well mate.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
We always like catching up with you, and I'm looking
forward to this show because you can do anything.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
You can do anything you want anything.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
You want to know your show audience, so I know
your shows always have quirky titles. This one what you're
talking about? Will I love it out?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Well?

Speaker 6 (38:38):
Yeah, thank you and yes, great respect to the TV
show different strokes that I absolutely loved what I was
growing up, so it takes different strokes.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
But also no one remembers it, so it just sounds
like you've come up with it.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Bro, You've stolen already, You've robbed your audience before you've started.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
I mean, you are real. You set off there.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
If I stole from you, I'd be stealing something that
was already stolen, So.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
You can't say anything.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Of course, Will I always like seeing you.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
For tickets and to your information head to comedy dot com.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Dona you will Anderson, thank.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
You, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Amanda same next year podcast Who Instances and Amanda's what.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
You're talking about?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to
that question of time permits. You get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
And you can go with a thousand bucks, or you
can try it like for two thousand dollars a bonus question,
but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Maya is in Rose Bay.

Speaker 9 (39:40):
Hi, Maya? Hi?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
How are you? I'm good? How are you very well? Thanks?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Sound very knowledgeable?

Speaker 12 (39:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (39:48):
I hope.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
So all right, well let's see how we can go
tell us the Maya story. First of all, how old
are you? Maya?

Speaker 11 (39:53):
I am fifteen?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Okay, Well let's see what we can do. Let's see
if a fifteen year old can be our genius of
the day. Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say passed. We might have time to come back. Okay, okay?
Question number one? How many strings are on a violin? Four?
Question two? What day follows Christmas Day? Boxing Day? Question three?

(40:17):
Which chocolate brand has the slogan have a break, have
a Kidcat? Question four? Who is the Premier of New South.

Speaker 11 (40:23):
Wales Ah Chris Smath?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Question five? In which country is the colisseum located?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Rome? Italy?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Okay? Question six? Who voices the cowboy Woody in toy story.

Speaker 12 (40:41):
Tom Hanks?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Question seven sprinkles, white bread and butter make up? Which
Australian party food fairy bread? Question eight? How many sides
are on a decagone are ten. Question nine, Which rapper's
real name is Curtis Jackson?

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Ah, have a guess.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
That's a hard one.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Hush question ten. I thought you were going to do it.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
You're going to do it, Maya, And we did give
you up.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
A little free pass with you, said Italy and then
show Rome and change it twiddling Which rapper's real name
is Curtis Jackson's fifty fifty cent?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Do you know what? Fifty cent? Meyer?

Speaker 11 (41:25):
Fifty?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, but the buzzer went off some time ago. Yeah, okay, Maya,
you were amazing.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
And you know I didn't have to break out the
tempting pants because that would have just been awkward all round.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, you played so well, saved, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Good on you Maya have a good day. Thanks you too,
GM point seven.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Hello there, it's Jonesy demand of texts, Joe Hyams rock on.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
It just works. Is Pat bennettar coming with us to
the frugid Plains? She is?

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Where else would she go? She's got a bus pass
coming on.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
She can come along. And that's what we're talking about.
The jones You demand of breakfast radio show. As you know,
it will cease to exist. Know the show for seven weeks.
The show will exist.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
But it'll be on at a different time of day
and we want to amend it to be what you
want from a drive show. Drive Show is on from
three to six in the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I've done it before. It is easy peasy, it's the
fruit play.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Is it going to be what we do now? Have
a goot of rundown that I feel that rundown with
ideas you're going to say it'll be easy peasy. You'll
turn up at five to three and say what are
we doing?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
You could sit in the bimbo seat and though you
respect and talking about your feelings, you can go to
the blob.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
You can do all of that stuff and more.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Whatever you want to do, you respect, You could do
as much or as little as you want.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Well, Brenda, I love it.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
It's a beautiful space. It's an easy space. I'm not
setting the agenda. You're following the.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
No, we're reflecting sideways on the agenda retrospective.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
We're generators right now.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
We're going to give it side eye.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
When people say they said where they will still be
that they we're gone.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
We're still talking rubbish.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Someone else has to have that burden on their shoulders,
so on the fruited plains. We do need some ideas
that are are going to be great, and we've been
getting people to call through with their idea.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
This is how we've been doing it. We take your ideas,
we put those, we number them so we don't know
what's what on balloons on a coat that Jonesy wears.
I throw a dart. I'm blindfolded. Whatever one we pierce
is the one that we rode test on the Thursday.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
The first time we did this, the dart struck.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
This idea medicine, and so we rode tested it.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
And how did it go?

Speaker 10 (43:43):
Have you heard the restaurants as they've opened up on
the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I liked it. I was more surportive quivocally that that
is a terrible, terrible secment.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Last week the dart hit on kid's car karaoke. It
sounded like this, and.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I think what we learned from that?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
What did we learn from that?

Speaker 3 (44:13):
That's the worst idea of the children.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Don't belong in cars. So anyway, we want more of
your ideas. I came up with pun hour. I think
it'd be brilliant you wanted to do?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Who do you do?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Let's go back to the dark radio.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
You only do? Doctor Wright and neither doctor rights passed
away is not in the public eye anymore?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
He is you say about the cosh Dog, You could
say to me.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I just I just did.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I don't like this a man, I'm still doing the
ads with those two little massy PILs.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Your how about this?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
How about this? Every week we will take new ideas
and put them on the on the the coat and
I'm going to wear it, yes, for the next seven weeks.
But every week pun hour will be a random number
on it as well.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Who do you do?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
It'll be up there with the others.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
We won't like that.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
We're an hour is a big number two because that's
what it is. Anyway, Why don't you call us? Thirteen
fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
We are heading to the Fruited Plains the drive show.
What's going to be great?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
What would you like to have us include Jones.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Podcast seven weeks of the Jonesy Demand to Breakfast Show
to Go and then in twenty twenty six to the
Fruited Planes.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yes, we're going to be doing a drive show from
three to six. What would you like to have on
the show? I've suggested a pun hour. As I said earlier,
it rocks, but don't take it for granted. See it'll
be that, Thank you, Brian. It to be that for
an hour? What's not to love?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
The suck well yours is?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Who do you do? Doctor James Wright?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
And Cottage?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Which who's that?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Mike Whitney?

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Is that Mike Whitney? You don't do anyone that's in
the current parlor.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I'm going to big Spaghetti. You asked me to do
an impresion and I can do it the only three
you've give me. Someone else, Vin Diesel, Life comes to
the Quarterum Mountain.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
That's Richard Burton.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
No one would have believed in the last part of
the twentieth century.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
See Terrible Bloody Goods that Scott Scott has joined.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Scott, Hey, how are you going? What's your idea for
the fruit of planes?

Speaker 10 (46:33):
I worked too for you? How about doing like a
training post so change you might have a bye all
of for sale. You can describe it on air and
people can get in contact with this and see if
they want to mind or they want to trade something
for it by.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Sellers swap that's not bad, and we could just say
telling me it's dreaming.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I used to do that when I first started in radio.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I used to do a civic video trading post and
people would ring up and because it was in Western Australia,
they say, yeah, I've got an XB Falcon for sale.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I'll take ten cartains of EMU bitter for it.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
And then I got in trouble because you don't allowed
to swap alcohol for goods on the radio.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
That was my first running with the law, the broadcasting authority.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Scott, what's your other one?

Speaker 10 (47:16):
Dating? Half an hour for dating people phone.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Up rather than we could have by swap and sell,
but for partners a.

Speaker 10 (47:26):
Pretty bad direction.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Actually that's all right now.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
You could swap your partner.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
For an Airwood all for some beer, like Scott, thank you.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Nathan's with us?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Hello, Nathan, what do you suggest we do as a segment?

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 17 (47:38):
I was thinking amazing.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Fun facts, sign facts, fun facts, fun fact.

Speaker 9 (47:45):
Maybe a fart will propel you forward in space?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Does it really?

Speaker 10 (47:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I don't know, Nathan. We've got Jones's Big Facts and.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
That's oh, I see, Brendan, you're trying to you're trying
to hold onto your tree.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I'm just saying, Nathan's he's just come up with this.
I've been doing that for some time. I'm bloody good
at it.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Nathan. Thank you, Thank you, Nathan, please with us.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Hello, Carlie, what do you suggest?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (48:12):
I think we should have a segment called the perfect Comeback?
You know, when you're when you're having an argument or
in a situation where someone has to go at you,
and then in a moment you can never think as
a perfect thing to say, and you always think of
it like an hour later and you think, oh, why
didn't I say that. I took a call up and
say this is what I would have said? Is the
perfect comeback?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
In a way, it's sort of behind a horse behind
the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like the notion of it.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
So someone rings up and goes, that's not a handbasin.
That would be a comeback. But you know where what
or for what you do at the logis back in
twenty twelve, So yeah, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I understand where you're going with it, carl I think
we'd have to get in a time machine. That's now
I'm thinking someone gives you a comeback, You go back
in the time machine and you.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Say it anyway thirteen fifty five, twenty two. All these
ideas will put them out there.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
We'll put them, we will expect compare it.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Who do you do? Oh?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Come on, hun Hour, that's a pos and you know it.

Speaker 9 (49:15):
Jonesy and Amanda Machine Podcast, John Z and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
You once said on my birthday, happy beepan birthday. Who
do I give the money to?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
It was part of the speech my Worksmith twenty twenty six.
We go to the fruited planes of Drive Time Radio.
We've got seven weeks.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Of us to go.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
But what we're doing is we're spitballing, coming up with
ideas to take with us to the new show. Just
before eight thirty we had biselling swap, we had dating.
We like combining bise well and selling swaps well. Why
swell snappy comebacks? I don't know how that hapenny time machine.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
It's against the whole principle of a snappy comeback.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
But what you do is we have to invent a
time machine and go back and then use that comeback.
It can work. It can work.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Michael has joined us Oho.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Michael, what do you suggest we put in the shows update. Okay, yeah,
how does that work?

Speaker 17 (50:07):
So basically you just call a offers and I'm like
anonymously of course, like they say that where you complained
about him, because you know we'd get fired and just
tell them what a bad.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Boss they are.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
We'll say, someone in your ranks doesn't like you. So
it sounds like Ichael with an M on the front.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
So Ichael with an M on the front, where you'd
ring your is your boss a bad boss?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
No, my boss is very good.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Okay, but say for example, say for example, they had
a terrible boss and so man and I would ring him.
Let's roll her.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Okay, women can be awful to.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
This, Okay, let's roll play this. Who will I be?
I'm I'm Michael.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Okay, and no we phone them Michael. Michael's moved on
by them.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
So Michaels told us my boss is terrible and asks me,
ask me i'm jokes and asks me ask me to
wash up his coffee cups. So you, as Jones, you
phone me I'm the boss. Hello, can I help you?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Mate?

Speaker 9 (51:04):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Don't call me mate, I'll see you in the tribune.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
You're a real knob. Jockey.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Well, thank you, Michael's lost his job. Can you pass
it on? I think it would work a treat Allison. Alison,
what do you suggest you take? Hi, Well, my idea.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
Amanda's gonna love it, but Jenson's maybe not so much.
So it's called Silence is Golden, yep. And I know
silence isn't great on radio, but it's where Jones has
to stay silent while Amanda talks about anything she wants
no interruption.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
What would you suggest I talk about, Allison?

Speaker 11 (51:41):
Oh, look, some.

Speaker 8 (51:42):
New baking recipes, side out or a nice market that
you've been to.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Annoykend this is the best. I'm liking this almost as
much as.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Well.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
That's definitely going on a balloon for tomorrow. That's all
we'll do. We'll take your ideas. They'll be numbered, we
won't know what they are. I'll throw a dart and
one of those will be road tested tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Thank you, Allison, Thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
J Amena Sham Notion Podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Gold by one point seven. Hello, there, it's Jonesy Demanda.
There's a lot of numbers to put on those balloons.
I like vicell and swap and dating combined. I think
that's a good one. What about partner swap? You swap
your partner on the radio for.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
What whatever you want. You could swap them for another person,
or you can swap them for a lawn mower.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
And make her go and mow someone's lawn. What about
I really like silences golden Where for the fruit? No,
I listen to this.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
That's your scape, that's one of your springing out.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
This is what she's talking about. Let me talk. What
would happen is you have to sit there and listen
to me talk about anything. I like a piece of
Pames poetry, whatever, wherever it might be. I talk. You
can't interrupt, and then other people call in and they
have to talk, and you can't brate them either. They
can say whatever they like about Mugie, things about you know,

(53:03):
John Denver or whatever the stuff is?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Okay from this sentry?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
What about your impersonation? Who do you do you impersonate
the person that's actually in the public consciousness?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
How they're Amanda, it's the cash dog. I'm everywhere. I
can't walk the straights.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
The straits, the straight, I walk them with gillin straight.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
See mine's good. Who do you do. People like doing impressions, but.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
No one people like doing them. No one likes hearing
people like hearing. No one likes hands up. Who likes
hearing impressions? I remember people like doing them.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
No one.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Talent quest and the impressionists were always good.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
It's like flatulence. You can only smell your own. People
like doing it, no one wants it.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Well, it's on the balloon tomorrow. Okay, it's better than
your stupid Punthe.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Hans they rock, but don't take them for granite. See
that's an example. I just came up with that a
little bit earlier. I haven't workshopped that or anything. Keep
those coming, Come on, ths people, remember John Denver Jem
jam Na said twenty thousand dollars for our favorite goolie

(54:19):
of the year.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
What have we got today?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
You know? Gets my ghoolies?

Speaker 12 (54:22):
Now that we're back in the warmer months, seeing these
women girls, I don't know what they are, but they're
in their tight ass gym pants and they they're ones
that right up their backside. Yeah they might be skinny
little minis, but do we need to see that when
we're shopping for goodness sake?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
And the beach. These g string girls. What's going on?

Speaker 9 (54:44):
Keep it for home?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Bye, we gee string at home. I do find those
gym pants being worn everywhere, quite in the front, but
it's there in that sort of samony pink color thing.
Are they naked? I can't tell. Well, I wasn't anything
you'd like to comment about that.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I've got nothing to say, counsel and what else?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
What gets my goolies? It is the search for the
perfect pillow.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
I bought a pillow the other day, thinking, yep, this
is the one, got it out of the bad laid
on it for about five minutes and realized I was
about two stories up and that was no good for
my neck.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Tried another one last night.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
I've woken up with a drink in my neck. Why
is it so hard to find a pillow that's the
right one that gives you a good night's sleep.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
It's elusive search because you can't take a pillow back,
can you.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
It's like a toilet seat.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
We are you sleeping?

Speaker 3 (55:33):
You can't you know? I saw a bunch of nice
pillows down the beach the other day.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
What do you mean?

Speaker 13 (55:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:38):
I got a gee stream reference.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
It's seven to nine.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Our favorite caller email or Facebook friend? Was it connected
to an anklet that police were attached to? You know
what's like two wins, two and fifty dollars to spare hurricanes? Grill.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
I know.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
As we moved to the Fruit and Plains of the
Promised Land yest year, we're asking a we're going to
be on air from three to six pm Drive show.
We thought we'd ask you to share your ideas of
what you've went to see on our drive.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
We had some terrible ideas from yourself off pant hour,
which dreadful.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
What about you?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Who do he do? Hey, there may this is a
great idea. Don't hold that's a jay dog.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Let's go back to where radio began.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Scott from Hazel Brollo Gronk Scott from Hazel Rock at
a ripper.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
He came up with two people phone we could have
by swap and sell, but for partners.

Speaker 10 (56:37):
Direction.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Actually he had two ideas by swapping cell and then
he said dating was it. Why don't we combine them?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I think that's a banga do right, that's enough.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
We will be back for Thursday's show. That means are
going to put these ideas.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
To the test and I get to throw a dance statue.
It makes my day. Remind me to drink heavily and
get the shapes tonight.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
So how does that differ from many other Wednesday?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
He I was here Holiday of a lifetime with Barnsy
and BALI are twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Which one would you choose? Well, it's up to you
and we'll be back from six to night for jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
We will see you then.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Indeed, good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Good bite, goode, Wipe the two from your eyes.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 9 (57:37):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio
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