FULL SHOW: What Should We Do Next Year?

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well
are there, Amanda? What a show today?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I've got three words to say to you. Okay, basic
bitch burrito. That's all we make for TikTok Tucker. It's
a burrito that only has two ingredients. Will it be
a success? You'll have to wait and see.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, my stomach is gurgling.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I've got a little bit of heartburn.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Also, the pub test Eugenian Beatrice the Princesses stripped of
their titles as that passed.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
The Pubte Royal commentator has suggested to save the royal family,
that might have to happen my evening scroll I scroll
through my phone so you don't have to, and I
found some gold from Love Island.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
And what idea is?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Will we take to the fruited plane of drive time radio.
They're coming up on jam Nation.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
It was now that a miracle of recording.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Mistress Amanda's Miss Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Friends in aroom making the tools of the trade.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Congratulations, we are there any right now?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 8 (01:34):
Good radio.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Sorry but of a tone tongue twist set an idiot
and Amanda's shoot.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Tim, we're on there.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Hello everybody, Hello Amanda, Hello, everybody, Hello, everybody the.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Show with that.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm just working on stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:50):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm just wallow everybody. Hello, everybody. How are you doing today? Friend?
I'm doing well.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Actually, I saw, you know a lot of people have
mixed and matched their jobs around here.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Later, Yeah, people have sadly been moved along and new
people have come in and jobs have been morphed into
other things. I saw that everyone disks in the other
part of the building here their little name, the sort
of name planks and job descriptions.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I won't read out the names to give people who
work here their privacy, because I'm sure they do won't
necessarily be associated with sure, but listen to these word
sellar job descriptions.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Actually, let's start with this. How would you describe your
job if you have to fill out a passport form?
What's your job?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I put Radio DJ do you. Yeah, I put DJ
radio DJ, all right or broadcast you just write all right?

Speaker 8 (02:36):
Right.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
I went to Ireland to interview you too, and uh
and they've got you know, you got on the thing
where they said, what's the reason for your trip?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And I wrote, I'm interviewing you too, And then I'm
in the queue.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I'm having a bum search.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I'm in the queue and there's a lady and what's
the purpose of I've come to see my grand old
auntie Mabel, And every person got to do their explanation.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
And then when I handed my card up, there went
no ways mate go through. Didn't even look at it.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know what, I've seen your handwriting? They head, no
idea what I look at. Listen to these job descriptions
we've got here. Client Experience Team lead, Client Experience team lead,
No idea what that means. Client experience manager. Well that's
the next one.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
But step up. Content partnership specialist.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Content partner. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Campaign response specialist.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Breathe, damn you?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Is that like an emergency response campaign response? Campaign response
campaign specialist? Campaign response specialist?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
What about revenue and yield? Executive?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Revenue and yield executive? Do they have them in acronyms,
be better if they are in acronyms.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Director integrate, director dash integrate by arn.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
No, that's pretty good. A DRN dada, that's good. Well
you look at to look.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
At Ryan with a B here, Brian, what's your job description?
You've you've got fingers in a million pies?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, so I just got an upgraded one as well.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
I'm now content delivery manager.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Content to get a little bike and take things around
the d M.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Do you know what that means?

Speaker 8 (04:26):
Ah? Everything?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
But does that title reflect what you do or that's
a made up title.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
I think it's a made up title, because yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Things together and once there's redundancies, that job can't exist anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
We're both b s as, that's right.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I think they put all the job names into like
a bingos and they come out and say, that's what
you are.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's what we are.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Look at you, and I know exactly what you are.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I look at you and I go there, you go there.
Mine just says genius. Really? Is that a fact?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Hot genius?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Really? H G?

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
So if I get made redundant, no one else can
be a hot genius. Something else I can't replace with
a luke warm genius.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
But that's all okay, And so Wednesday actually pact show
today that means a TikTok tucker is here?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Interesting one? Last week?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Do you remember we made the moose and all it
had was carrot and chocolate and the consistency of the
carrot when it got grated up and wunched, resembled coconut.
I thought it was delicious. Day is another one that's
surprisingly simple and if it's good, it'll cut out a
lot of steps in cooking.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Do you remember the last time we spoke to Eddie Izzard,
the stand up comedian.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
He was on our show him for over thirty years.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
So Eddie has now moved to Susie.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Susie?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Is he Susie? She yeah? I'm okay, I'm down with it,
say she say? Okay?

Speaker 10 (05:53):
She he was?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
He now is a she yeah? Is not a big deal.
Don't be jazzed.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Sounds like you are. I'm not jazzed your jassed face
watching the hand.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
What would what would Susie Eddie Izzard's word salad title be? Well,
you don't have to ask her, okay, anyway, she will
be joining us on the show.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Have to do the big emphasis. It's a test for you, Brandon.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
There's no test Instagram as well, and we can't do
anything until we do the magnificence.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Here is question number one.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Guess the movie from this plot description, A rat teaches
a man to cook using the power of friendships and
scalp control.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's great. What would what would this man's words? What
would this man's word salad title? Job be? Who who
playing him? Right now? You fool?

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I don't understand your sentence?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, what would his job title be? Coorse lover quite enthusiasm?
But at one point seven? Hello, there's Jersey the maountter
of thanks to Mojo Holmes.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
His word salad workplace title would be SAHS super Hunky stuf.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Ah'd be more specific, I said, or maybe not.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
S h rs horse super Hot raw Star.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
It was the h from Hot Hot Hunky.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Where where are you from?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Let's just call him Darryl.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
We like Darryl? Is that right as well? Hello? I'm fine.
I think I'm good. We're into the magnifuet.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Question of A one is going to I'm saving the
last five weeks of our breakfast rate because I'm going
to miss this, you know, what I'm going to miss
in the morning. I like riding in my motorbike in
the morning, and I see the staff on the way.
There's the guy at the train station that waves at
me every morning. There's the Elvis statue outside the pizza
shop that they put inside and it stands in front

(07:58):
of the fridge, and it's illuminated every morning just by
in this ghostly sort of illumination as.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I go past.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
It's a particular slice of day when you get up
early and traffic.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Lights are just to suggest and no one wants to
pull you up.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
But also we work overlooking the city come to life.
Is a beautiful for you.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Dodge some early morning roadworks. That's always good, but you
know the.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Drive hours will provide us with a different kind of experience.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Peak Winge Brendan, It's.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Going to be great.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
James is in Colorid.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Hello, James, Amanda, Hi, James.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Question number one, Guess the name of the movie From
this plot description, a rat teaches a man to cook
using the power of friendship and scalp control.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's which English king had six wives?

Speaker 8 (08:48):
James, Henry the eight.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Was Henry the eighth. Let's get to lyrical assassin and
how does this go? We read the lyrics to James.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
We do the lyrics to a song in a conversational style, James,
and you have to guess where those lyrics are from.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Are you up for this? Yeah? Okay, just a small
town girl being in a lonely world. She took the
midnight train, galon anywhere?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Can I join in?

Speaker 11 (09:14):
You?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Just a city boy born and raised in South Detroit.
He took the midnight train going anywhere?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Are both on the same train?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
That's not a lyric?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Have they tapped on?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
What's the song?

Speaker 12 (09:24):
But that's the danger. That's a journey.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Don't stop believing that's.

Speaker 13 (09:29):
Just a small town.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Love it, love it, love it.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Okay, we've got a multiple choice for you say okay
to journey.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well, what do you want me to say.

Speaker 13 (09:42):
That?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
All right? Five weeks ago.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
And raising south?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Okay? Now you doing?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
You're smashing up the ship friend.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
By question four, who is the Sandwich named after a
the eighteenth century English aristocrat? Be the town of Sandwich
in England or see a man named Sam Whitch?

Speaker 14 (10:08):
I think it's a man named Sandwich.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
No, that was the quirky Spike answer.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
But no, James, No like to see his personalized number plays.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Liza got us out of having another Big Fact.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Podcast where under the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Question number four, it's going to Rebecca in Parramatta. Hi, Rebecca,
good morning. We're talking about the sandwich. Was it named
after A the eighteenth century English aristocrat or b the
town of Sandwich in England?

Speaker 14 (10:38):
I think a yes.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I heard rumors or not rumors, rumors that it was.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Because was he playing cards, did want to leave the
table or to leave the table, didn't want.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
A full meal, so he asked his manservant to bring
him some sort of food that he could.

Speaker 8 (10:52):
Eat in his hands.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, while he was playing cards. Next minute, sandwich.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
A man servant could have brought anything along.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
It wasn't going to be soup.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
No, No one want soup now hungry.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
When they're playing cards.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Question, if you're the only person I know to eat soup.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, then how can they be a whole soup industry
where I'm the only person eating?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
So do you ever eat soup? Rebecca?

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Sometimes one needs it all when you're really fanging for food,
you've just crossed the desert, or you've been out to
sea and you haven't eaten. You haven't had sustenance and
they offer you soup or a big sandwich. What are
you taking, Rebecca?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Rebecca's going to come into mind.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Rest the soup people got to your big soup.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
What animal's milk away from soup to milk is used
to make cheese most often?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
What is what's the most common animal that cow's milk?
Question six?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
The words race car, madam, and level are all palandromes.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
What do we mean when we say palandrome?

Speaker 14 (12:02):
That is when you have a word, number, or phrase
that goes forward to say is that good?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, so, madam, level, etcetera race car? They read forward
and read back the same way.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Well done.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
What is the name of the new TV show featuring
Glenn Close and Kim Kardas You have been.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Bagged, but apparently lots of people are watching it.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
But it's juicy, All fair, all fair?

Speaker 5 (12:26):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Have you seen it? Rebecca?

Speaker 12 (12:29):
Not yet?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
No, No, I thought I might have a little lucky
look on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Don't do yourself a favor, Rebecca. Congratulations, you won the
jam pack. It's all coming your way. Two hundred dollars
to spend it. Soul Origin, start planning your interview parties,
Christmas or work celebrations Today, tickets for you and three
friends to the Broadway smash hit Love Actually.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
That's in Sydney from the twenty seventh of November.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
By the way, tickets are just sixty nine bucks via
Love Actually, Musical Parody dot Com and Joe's unamandic caricatures,
feed Color and some standard pantcils.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Rebecca, anything else you would like to add to this?

Speaker 15 (13:03):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 14 (13:04):
And I'm going to miss you guys at breakfast.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh will you come and join us on the Fruited
Plains of the Drive Show?

Speaker 14 (13:10):
Yes, I will great.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
And also you can stream us anywhere anytime. We're always
always streamable.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, Beck, thank you. It's nice to hear that. I
feel a bit down about us moving today. It's just
got to hit me today.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I don't know be doing this because it looks so
nice out this morning the window.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
I'm a routine guy, you know. It's better than being
in the unemployment line. Were being wrapped up? Now bye?

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Who by Brian has just played the sting.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
No, that's the sting. That's the thing. I could talk
as well as long as I want. Okay, go go talk.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
We are you going to talk. You talk, you're smashing
up the ship.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
And you've aimed to the rocks. Today we're going to
the fruited plains of drive time radio. And for that,
I'm grateful and happy, and we'll do a better show
than what we're doing now.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
I just don't like being told what to do by you.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Okay, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
What have we got to lay on? In case Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I'm going to fix through the Gerlmanac, our big book
of musical facts. On this day in nineteen eighty four,
Madonna released Like a Virgin. You know, it's interesting. My
first flatmate and I her sister, who was eight at
the time, recently turned fifty, and I remember her dancing
around the flat she was eight singing like a Virgin,
which I thought was unusual at the time, And now

(14:31):
she's fifty.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Holy cripes goodness.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Madonna has been on a role recently, sharing a few
recordings that most of us have never heard before. She
spent the last year digging into her catalog for rare mixers,
reworkings a handful of productions that were never shared with
the public. One of the songs that she has shared
is called Human nature. I went to number two, really.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
Flat, hinder, What does job about sex?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
That must be a remix of an old one? Is
it because I've heard that before?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
No, that had a bit of a life back then. Yeah, album?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Okay, so that charted at number two. Why didn't you
get to number one because of this classic? Got in
the way for your may.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
For your Maystaia of course Maybetaia.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I mean her edginess makes Madonna look more like Nanamous.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Screwy, Well, let's put Madonna on.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
She should release some stuff as well. Gem Nations started.
What did you do it?

Speaker 16 (15:35):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat
fall off the.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
I would say that to my dog TikTok tacker. We
make food from TikTok.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
And eat it.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
What are we eating today?

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Love?

Speaker 12 (15:49):
Well?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Last week's was something that was deceptively simple but delicious.
It was a two ingredient chocolate moose had chocolate and
carrots and it was lovely. This is something that also
has two ingredients and if this works, the time this
will save you will be legendary.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Can I just ask a question? Are you slacking off?
Because we're coasting to the end of the coasting.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
We've still got five weeks to go.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
There's no coasting, but coasting with two ingredients.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
No, No, these are the ones I find intriguing. Where
you think that sounds good.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
What will it be like?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
So next week when we have it to dug yes,
I'll put your head up your own anus, all right.
So this one, it's a name on TikTok and sorry
there's a swear in it is basic bitch burrito, a
two ingredient burrito. So what we do is we start
with alimen in four because normal, if you're going to
make a burrito, you'd have to make the chili that
goes inside it. You have to put beans, you have

(16:39):
to put in, you have to put your things bab
and put it.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Wrap it up a bit.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
This one we just get a big piece of foil.
Put that down, Brendan, will you open the wraps please?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
We get a wrap.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Ingredient number one is a rap. While you're getting that out,
the other ingredient is simply a can of refried beans.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Do you ever notice that easy open is anything?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
But there we go.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, So get one wrap, put that in the middle
of your alfoil. Then we open up a can of
refried beans.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
That's not going to come out as a solid log,
is it.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Let's try.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Let's try. I was hoping that this would come out.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Keep your workstation clear.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I was hoping this would come out as one big
solid log. If this comes out like a big splat,
we're all in.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Trouble because it's going to come out like a big log.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Have we got a knife?

Speaker 5 (17:39):
You might have to pound it.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
You pound it?

Speaker 3 (17:44):
We might need a knife. Is it coming because in.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
The TikTok picture it just sort it out like a
big solid ballogney. No, No, it's very wet. Here we
go with a knife, pierce the top. I don't want
to handle knives.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
To get the air out because get off my finger.
Get off.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Piece Now if you don't study careful with the.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Knife, I'm going to piece the top.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
And now it might PLoP out. Okay, now now let's stop.
Put the knife down. Oh my god, because is it
coming out?

Speaker 8 (18:27):
Here?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
It comes here?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
It comes here, comes here, it comes on here, it
comes here, it comes here, it comes.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
That's a good hat, Brian. Do you wanted to come sideways?

Speaker 16 (18:36):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Please, No, I'll light down sideways. I've got gloves on.
I'll light downside. If you just PLoP it out here.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
It comes.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Oh wow, So what we have here?

Speaker 13 (18:47):
What we have here?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
What we have here is just a big log of
re fried beans.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I wrap it up.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
This is as simple as they're the only ingredients in it. Jenna,
who's a vegetarian, Suly, there's no meat in this. You
should be okay, Jenna, okay? So because oh hang on, yeah,
so I'm supposed to fold it with the sides first,
you should tell I wrap Christmas presents.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Guess what you're getting this year? All right, I'm flapping
up the sides.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Flap up the sides and roly.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Roll with the sides in like like, I'm like, I'm rolling.
What would you call it a burrito?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Let's say? And there we go.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
And then what I do? That's all rolled up? Are
you happy with that? It's all rolled up? And now
I roll it. I'll roll it in alfoyl And this
is all it is.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
One can of refried beans, one wrap and then we
put this in the air fryer.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
And then if this is good the time, this will
save you when you go to have burrito's.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, what's it called again?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Bad b basic bitch burrito, bad bitch burrito.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
That's your prison name. Okay, well we'll do that. I'm coming.
When are we gonna eat it?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
We're going to eat it up to seven o'clock.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Right, Let's get on down to the Jones the amount
of arms for the pub test and let's talk about
the royals. Eugene, Princess Eugenie.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's not Eugene Ugene, is Jane.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Eugeney and Beatrice? Is that a assassin stripped of their
titles as it past the public?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Well, this is something that a royal commentator has suggested
that Andrew, because as we know, Andrew has been stripped
of his royal titles, as has his wife Sarah ex wife.
A royal commentator has said that Andrew's daughters, Princess Beatrice
and Eugenie should be stripped of their titles. Quote for
the survival of the monarchy. I don't think it's fair

(20:38):
to blame them for the fortunes of your father. But
the failure to strip Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's daughters of their
royal titles, this commentator has said, could end in scrutiny,
tears and abject humiliation for the royal family and possibly
for the girls themselves.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
One of them, Beatrice is her last.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Public engagement before her father became a commoner, was at
a conference in Saudi Arabia, and there will have been
links between Andrew and Middle East in terms of his deal. Yeah,
so can they ever escape it? And just taking their
titles away make a difference.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
And Andrew's influence because his daughters are his daughters, he
will always have a degree of influence, I would imagine. Well,
although they do the honorable thing like Prince William has done,
and he's become you know, his duty over everything else.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
But these girls aren't working royals.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
They have their own careers, you know, heads of art
galleries and missus blah blah, their fruit salad kind of
word salad titles. They have their own careers. I don't
think they suck on the public purse much. Having said that,
there are a lot of perks with go that go,
and concluding their accommodation and all of that living within
the royal bounds rounds rounds boundaries?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Are you mixing?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
I know my words are all coming out Australia.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I'm still it's sucking on the public person.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
So would this make a difference. Should they be punished
for the sins of the parents.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Well, what do you think. Let's put it to the
pub tech.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Is it the royal family first? At all costs?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Eugenie Beatrice stripped of their titles. Does it pass the
pub test?

Speaker 9 (22:12):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Jam Navra goes to Amanda Josie Namando.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
You're doing great job.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Willjoyed coming up a little bit later on the show,
Eddie Izzard.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Last time we spoke to Eddie Izzard, she was he
still Eddie Isard.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
He was Eddie Hazard. Now she is Susie Eddie Iszard.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I've seen Susie Izzard before many times, always brilliant. One
of my favorite routines is a scene about the canteen
in Star Wars on the Death Star brilliance.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
But there must have been a Death Star canteen.

Speaker 17 (22:45):
Yeah, there must have been a cafeteria downstairs in between
battles where Darth dikould just chill and go down.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I will have the you'll need a tray.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
She's bringing her one person show, The Tragedy of Hamlet
to Australia next year, but before she does that, she's
going to be talking to us.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
The pub test is coming up in the meantime. Princess
Eujaney that's.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Right, Well, Eugene as you called her earlier, and Beatrice stripped.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Of their titles?

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Does it passed the pub TESTA podcast?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
When God right now.

Speaker 9 (23:25):
Windows stick your head on a gell.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Imagine being the daughters of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor and Sarah Ferguson.
Princess Eugeney and Princess Beatrice are trying to grapple with
this new reality for themselves. There's been some call from
a royal commentator to strip them of their princess titles
for the survival of the monarchy. He has said that

(23:52):
the royal title should end in s could end in scrutiny,
tears and abject humiliation. Chop the whole arm off. I
don't think that's fair. Though their futures will be very awkward.
I know they support charities and things that one of
them is child sex trafficking awkward. Andrew hasn't been accused
of that.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
And when you say a lot of terrible things, when
you say that, it gives me pause for thought.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
I think, well, yeah, I'm sorry. Kids, that's the way
it goes.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
We all have to deal with the circumstances around us.
Do you think it's fair? So let's phrase it like this,
Eugenian Beatrice stripped. Does their titles? Does it pass the
pub test?

Speaker 14 (24:27):
Definitely does not pass the pub test. Their princesses. They're
born princesses, and they shouldn't have to tuttle what their
father has gone through. They have nothing to do what's
going on, and they should stay at princesses.

Speaker 13 (24:40):
Well.

Speaker 15 (24:40):
Children shouldn't be blamed for the errors and the stakes
of their parents. Parents that are in jail, their children
shouldn't be suffering. He's not been actually convicted, but he's
not done the right thing apparently, and he should have
been stripped a long time ago. But they're independent people.
If they stuff up on their own, that's their problem.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
Oh. I just really feel for those young women, how embarrassed.

Speaker 15 (25:04):
They must be.

Speaker 9 (25:05):
But what they're there, that's done. It's just already. And
I think being shifted to your title is his part
for what he's done, and the shame should belong firmly
to him, and there should be support showing for them
for what they're going through as a result of his
selting behavior.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I tend to agree onis.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
At night, I check my phone before I go to bed,
and I see if you are still online, and usually
tell that, oh no, it just says you're.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Online private Brendan, And then I text you, I say,
go to bed.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Well I'm doing, though, is scrolling for stuff, for little
snikty bits that I can talk about on this very
wireless and.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
That's why I have.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
It's time once again for Amanda's evening scroll.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Let's talk Love Island. Love Island has given us many
things the Siff for one.

Speaker 8 (25:59):
Come on, what.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
About moon Girl, Moon Girl, Abby, moon Girl. Remember I
met Abby's mom and she's a lovely lady.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
When these people are all lovely, no one's saying they're
not lovely.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
I did put a public health message out for influences.
You do have parents, and they do have to suffer
the ridicules.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
This is the opposite of the royal family that we
were just talking about.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
You do have parents.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Here's Moon Girl, like that thing's giant. How many times
bigger is it than earth?

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Like in the moon? Yeah, no, bigger, Yeah it is.

Speaker 11 (26:31):
No.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
That went on for some time, that conversation. But move over, Abby,
moon Girl. I like to meet You'll introduce you to Lacey.
Lacey is a twenty year old model. This is what
it says here on the blurb. When she went into
the show. She loves to go to the gym. She
rocks a pink bikini. She calls everyone babe. In the
real world, she's judged for her looks, but in the villa,
she wants to show there's much more to her than

(26:54):
meets the eye.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Good and look, she's filled with information.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Did you know this is like a fuck?

Speaker 10 (27:00):
You're only seven connections away from everyone in the world. Yeah,
so like you're only seven connections away from King Kim
Kardashian And that actually is real for me. I think
I'm only true connections away from her.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
Explained this to me.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
If you can't, because that's.

Speaker 15 (27:24):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
So now that explained.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Seven degrees of separation.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Everyone's related to Kevin Bacon or Kevin Bacon is related
to or has some connection with everyone at home.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Well, you try and explode it in a bikini, Brandon.
But she's also this is lazy. She's also charmingly naive.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I don't know what what is the siner? What's the saying?

Speaker 8 (27:49):
Like?

Speaker 10 (27:49):
I feel like they're the like I thought they were
both bad because like the saying is bad in a
centers as well.

Speaker 15 (27:58):
Good.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
And then you're sitting you're sitting in your bad when
when you sing like it's you're saying sorry for.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
The bad things you've done.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I'm the same some of that.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Like the devil, I thank God that.

Speaker 13 (28:19):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Are you like religious?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
She'll be great when she gets to either the pearly
gates or the gates of hell, which I will should.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Be happy either way. The same thing like olm wearing
my bikini.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
The fruits of your endeavors, and there's.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
More fruits to come.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
We are going to very shortly be tasting our TikTok Tucker,
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Hands Brendan working with flowers.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Idiot TikTok Tucker is coming up. The air fry is
cooking away. You can hear it in the background.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
We are cooking our basic Bitch burrito. Two ingredients in
the burrito. If this works, will be geniuses.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
You know what it smells like the galley on a plane.
You know when they're about to bring the food out. Yeah,
they're about to bring the fruit, and you smell you
know that smell. I think it's alfoil and goods getting cooked.

Speaker 9 (29:14):
Well.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
I hope it tastes better than that.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Oh, like air plain food. Anything you say about airplane food,
you can say that I just did. It's good stuff.
You're easy to please, I am. That's why I work
on this shows.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Start a game.

Speaker 10 (29:32):
You do that, you do it.

Speaker 16 (29:34):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slav.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Of meat fall off the.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
That's my dog, TikTok taka. We make food from TikTok today.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
We're eating well.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
It was something that was called the basic bitch burrito,
and it's so basic. There's only two ingredients, a can
ofy fried beans and a tortilla wrap.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
You wrap the beans in.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
The wrap, put it in alfhoil, put in the air fry.
That's the noise you can hear there now. Normally, to
make a traditional burrito you fill it with things like
Mexican rice, beans, meat, veggies, maybe shredded lettuce and tomatoes,
onions for crunching your top.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It with all sorts of things.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
If this works, imagine the steps you could cut out
in making a burrito.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Let's get it out.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yep, thirty that's you bashing the last air fryer. We
pay respect to the former's hot.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Okay, hot, isn't it. That's a hot parcel.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Maybe you want to cut that in the foil.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Obviously I was going to cut that in the foil.
I'm going to cut it in the foil. So here
we are.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
There's three of us in the studio, Brian, Jonesy and myself.
I'm going to cut it into thirds. Let's see what
we make of it.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, you know, it.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Looks like the insides of a pie. Come on, it's
just pooh, look at that. It's oozing out.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, because you've left you No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
This knife isn't very sharp. Come on, Okay, well let's
get this happening. Excuse the brown smears.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
I'll have that.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Brian, what's your name? Jones?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
You have that one.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I'll have that one. And Brian that's because most of
the inners have come out. Sorry, Brian, look at that.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well that's the thing. Maybe you could add condiments. Look
at that what's left behind. Maybe you could add condiments
to this if you want. But let's taste it in
its purity. I'm going to unwrap it. Is it hotter
than the surface of the sun.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
It's warm.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Are we going to burn ourselves? Okay, pardon right when
I say go, but it's hot, it's going to be hot.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Go oh wow? Pretty easy, I reckon.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
If you had teenage kids, you could cook this and
on top of that put some salcer and some cheese.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
And that to do them.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Well, you can just give them that and say Mungols.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Jonesy's restaurant for teens. What do you think, Brian love
it today?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
It actually isn't bad.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
It's pretty good. It's easy, and it tastes like.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
You know that Grismond's. Have it a laugh.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
It tastes like does refried beans in a tortier, because that's.

Speaker 13 (32:26):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
But if this is an easy way of eating burritos,
if you don't care that much, would you agree? This
very detailed recipe will be on our socials today, so
please check it out.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's worth doing.

Speaker 16 (32:41):
Started that you do it as a fancy the moldy,
bacteria infested slab of meat.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I would say that to my job.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Jam lisis Well.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
She's the Emmy Award winning, Tony Award nominated comedy legend actor,
political powerhouse. She's almost run more marathons. And we've done
breakfast shows and she still looks fab in the heels.
But of course talking about the always dazzling Susie, it
is odd. She's bringing her sell out one person show,
The Tragedy of Hamlet to Australia next year, but before that,

(33:17):
she's joining us right here, right now in the zoom
Susie high Hi.

Speaker 8 (33:21):
Yeah, so thank you for saying I'm very well known
for comedy, but drama.

Speaker 17 (33:24):
As well, I must say, is the thing that I
pushed by when I was seven. I just want to
be an actor. I didn't know they had a separation,
and then I realized you could concert on comedy and
I just wasn't. I wasn't getting the roles at school,
so I developed this comedy career. Then I thought, no,
I'm getting a separation. I have separate agents for drama
and comedy, which is unusual. I think you're really I

(33:44):
think you would say if you if you tract ages,
no attract agents like that.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
But anyway, that's so.

Speaker 17 (33:50):
This is the tragedy of about a family tearing itself apart,
of a country tearing itself apart.

Speaker 8 (33:55):
Some people come thinking it's comedy.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
It is not a comedy, not at that right.

Speaker 17 (33:59):
But I was supposed to be in Sydney very very
soon to play my remix to her during the comedy,
and I've busted my knee and so We've had to
reschedule that. So I'm afraid it's they had to go
in there and do work in the knee, and so
then you can't fly. Problem of DVTs do you bring
from busses the god and then so we just had

(34:21):
to move it.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
To May eighteen.

Speaker 17 (34:22):
To May, I'll be back at Sydney Opera House to
do my comedy to my other day job, and then
I'll return in June to do Hamlet. So Australia we'll
see comedy going into drama, just like what Shakespeare did.
Just like what Shakespeare did, because he went from his
comedies to his dramas and his work, and I'm just

(34:42):
following in his footsteps.

Speaker 8 (34:43):
So you'll see the whole.

Speaker 17 (34:44):
Apparently, if you buy two tickets, you can see one
going to the other and they're not the same.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Shakespeare would have been okay with the DVT because you
wore the tights all the time, so they all.

Speaker 8 (34:52):
Wore types back then.

Speaker 17 (34:53):
And even though there was no like Chris, So there
must have been big baggy wooly ties where you could
keep your shopping in as well.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
How did you go?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
How are you going in your recovery with the knee
because as a marathon runner, hearing that you can't run
for eight weeks or whatever it is, how's your mental
health around all that?

Speaker 17 (35:08):
That's okay because I can just can watch Telly, you know,
the whole thing of what you want to do. When
we were kids, we just wanted to watch Telly, and
then we COVID we were forced to go into that.
And I'm back into that kind of situation, but I
can you know, I do go around on the crutches
and you and the movement twenty degrees of movement.

Speaker 8 (35:23):
So I'm going to and.

Speaker 17 (35:25):
Allow the ligament to move itself back until I get
full extension and full movement in the leg, and then
I'll be back.

Speaker 8 (35:32):
And doing soorified against myself.

Speaker 17 (35:34):
As what happens as what happens at hat you can
see how Goodbye English is.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
As what happened to us blay all the roles in him.
It's something like twenty.

Speaker 17 (35:41):
Three yeah, yeah, well it's actually it's about six or eight.
Main roles, So it's not that complicated. But you know,
Sarah Snoo because has been there winning awards doing her
solo show. Other people have been, Andrew Scott doing his
solo show, a lot of people doing solo shows. So
it's nothing particularly special on that, but it does make people.
It gives allows people to concentrate on the storytelling of

(36:02):
Shakespeare and the words of Shakespeare as one person brabbles
through playing the characters. And it's something I'm I've maybe
been training my whole life to do this, and I
was trained as a street performer, which is much more
like the training that the actors in Shakespeare's day had,
and they broke the fourth wall all the time because
they didn't have this idea of a separation of characters
on stage to separation of the audience.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
They just would taught them.

Speaker 17 (36:25):
They were traveling players, and then they came into theaters
just before having it was written.

Speaker 8 (36:29):
It's the very early days of English theater.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
And you don't play the skull though as well, surely yes, well,
the skull sits in my hand and I look at it,
but the audience's imagination paints it in just like if
you're listening to a radio.

Speaker 8 (36:42):
Play on things, and you could see all the things.

Speaker 17 (36:44):
So if you read a book, your imagination sees all
the different the vistas, the mountains, you can see everything
in your imagination. We've got such great imaginations that it's
not a problem. And if you go to a theater show,
any theater show will need about thirty percent of your imagination.
I'm just asking for thirty five percent. And if you've
got no imagination, don't come well.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
For many of us doing Shakespeare's school, the language just
so hard to wade through.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
I can imagine how wonderful you'll bring it to life.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Well, this is the thing. It is Elizabethan verse.

Speaker 17 (37:17):
But there are also the first quarter version, of the
second quarter version, and the first folio version. There are
different versions, and we my brother older brothers did the editing.
He and he is the academic of the family. And
we argued long and strong with my director, Selina Cadell,
over which sections, which pieces we would like to use,
which pieces we'd like to drop away, so that we

(37:38):
wanted to serve the play, make sure the play works,
because it's a rewritten play. Shakespeare would always take plays
that already existed and rewrite them and make them better,
so that we wanted that play to work so the
kids from nine to ninety can come in and grab
it and walk away with it.

Speaker 8 (37:52):
It's not we're not doing it for the elites. We're
doing it.

Speaker 17 (37:54):
This is this is a design for the people, so
that people who would come in those days. He wasn't
Shakespeare wasn't saying I just want the elite to like this,
and all the groundlings who stand in front of him, I.

Speaker 8 (38:04):
Want them to be bored as well. He didn't want that.
He wanted everyone to grab it. So that's what we
we did.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
And you're you're going to be bringing it, so you're
going to give the each of your characters. They don't
have an agent as well, because that would be a
lot of agents. There'd be a lot of commissions that you.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Have to pay a lot of commissions.

Speaker 17 (38:19):
But no, it's all it's all just me but me
separating my characters, as I have done in comedy for
many years, having come from pythoness sketch comedy.

Speaker 8 (38:29):
Playing different characters with different voices.

Speaker 17 (38:31):
You can change the voice, you can change the physicality
of a performer, and their arcs in the in the
story will be in a different place. So Selena Kadell,
my director, was very good at making sure that I
was in the right place for when when Hamlet is
really laying into a felure that she is falling apart
here and he is being this brutal person thinking this

(38:52):
is the way he's going to survive and not really
caring a damn about what's happening to her, and she.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
Ends up spoiler alert, not having a good time about it.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
So's well not to have a good time.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
She could just you know, move to a good time.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Others going to be a great show.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
For tickets to and tour information, head to ticket tech
dot com dot are you it's.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Next year in June twenty twenty six. Heal, well, thank
you very much.

Speaker 17 (39:19):
And anyone who's got their tickets for the the remix
sher I will be returning in May go to editor
dot com. The details will all be coming up in
the next twenty four hours and your your tickets will
be honest, So I'll be back.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
I'm performing everything.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
That's the comedy agent's job, though, so just let them
handle that, Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
It's your frequently confusing.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
My messaging is a little confusing, not at all the
big one, not at all.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Thank you cheer see Jenny podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Right now?

Speaker 9 (39:51):
What's the free money?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
You have ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that. Question of time.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Permits you get all the questions right, boom, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Daniel is in grace day by Daniel today.

Speaker 12 (40:14):
Guys, how are you going very well?

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Let's see what we can do for you.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Ten questions. I'm looking at them now, sixty seconds. If
you're not sure, say passed. We might have time to
come back. Okay, that's good, all right Daniel, because here
we go, he comes. Question number one, how do you
spell gold?

Speaker 15 (40:30):
Gold?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Question two?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Peter Overton hosts the six pm News on which channel
Channel nine?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Question three? Which theme park is known as the happiest
place on Earth?

Speaker 8 (40:40):
Deepingland?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Question four? Thinking out Loud and Shape of You are
songs by which singer in Sharon? Question five? What's the
leader of an orchestra called conductor? Question six?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Which country are baguettes originally from France. Question seven, who's
the main star in Miss Congeniality?

Speaker 10 (41:00):
Ah pass?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Question eight? Is avocado a fruit or a vegetable?

Speaker 9 (41:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Vegetable, bro, I wouldn't have known either.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Yeah, you're doing so well, Daniel Man. Thanks guy, d Daniel, thanks, Daniel.
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Know.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Yeah, it does happen unless we had miscongeniality.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Well, you know what, We've still.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Got the Drive Show, Brendan. We're heading to drive next year.
We're all we're collating your idea, my friend. I'm going
to sniff the texture and write the ideas down.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
And get a whiteboard marker, not a permanent marker.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Sorry about that, we were I'm.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Not made of whiteboards. Next year we go to the
fruited plains of Drive time Radio.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
It's going to be a dream factory, and we'd like
you to help us construct what you think our show
should be.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
And it's with a degree of sadness that we leave
this breakfast radio space.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
But we can't do this forever. We have to pivot.
We've got to go to the next, the next level.
And I look over at the fruited plains of Drive
looks so desirable. Look at it.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Really, it looks fantast stick rolling hills. It's lovely.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
There's Sydney Sweeney again, speaking of your rolling hills. She's
not wearing a pra again. But Sydney is just on
the clothes line over there. It's a drying down. Don't
need to put it on now.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I don't know if you want to make it to
the beginning next year without hr tasering.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
You'm Sydney's fine.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
We'd like you to help us construct the kind of
show you'd like to listen to. So in Drive we've
been taking your ideas and then test driving them.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Today is the day you call us with your ideas
and then we deem them balloon worthy tomorrow. The idea
is horrast bonding numbers that are put onto balloons, which
is worn by myself, and then you throw darts at me.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
And blindfolded, I throw a dart and that's what wet on.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
The sign page thus far. Here's some of the ideas
that started with inoffensive jokes. Laughter is the best medicine.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Have you heard of irresturals as they've opened up on
the moon.

Speaker 12 (43:00):
It's great food, there's no atmosphere.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Dreadful kids carpool karaoke, more dreadful, You're terrible?

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Who do you do?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
This was impressions.

Speaker 12 (43:13):
I thought, was good, terrible, It's a great pleasure to
talk to so and looking three for the radio.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
What about silence is golden?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
This is where?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
This is where?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
And it was a great suggestion.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I had to go and other people could call up
and talk about anything we wanted without being interrupted or
mocked by you.

Speaker 15 (43:41):
My cat, she's the greatest thing in my in my world.

Speaker 14 (43:43):
I love her so much. So when she's happy, she'll
do this, which is so so cute. And then when
I'm talking to her and I want to respond, you'll
go the you.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
I thought that was brilliant, brilliant.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
So far, no idea has worked until last week.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Last week was pretty good. This is this is what
I work with.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
We worked in a pretty small office.

Speaker 12 (44:05):
There was a guy and he was a serial fighter.

Speaker 11 (44:07):
I used to work with somebody who I used to
eat spam, jars of artichoke and.

Speaker 9 (44:11):
Cover suits for us.

Speaker 15 (44:12):
I used to work with the boss that every meeting
it was like, I treat you.

Speaker 17 (44:16):
Like my family, and.

Speaker 15 (44:19):
You know how you fate your face right with a
gritty little thing and I.

Speaker 12 (44:23):
Work with someone who actually used acid.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I think that's a good idea. I think that's that
one that's out of all of them that to come through.
Can you retract that buzzer? Thank you and give us
a piece?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
So what would you like to hear?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Are we're keeping out o g ones on?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Well?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
What I want pun hour where you give us a
you know, some topic and we have to come up
with I'd.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Rather kids carpool carry out. Well what have you?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
What have you suggested?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I've gone with a love song desecrations this songs so
you ring up.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
In your life.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I work with a guy who's really irritating and I
play it up in your face.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, exactly, it's brilliant. Who is this guy? Brian's lovely?
I know he marked up a buzzer and thing just before.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
So we're going to take your call. Thirteen fifty five
twenty two. What would you like our show to be?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
No idea is a bad one? Well, actually from all
the terror well most of the ideas have been back
to Jonesy.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Podcast gold Hello Ver, It's Jonesy Demanda, It's Wednesday. This
is where you call us and we deem which ideas
we're going to be taking to the fruited plains of
Drive Time Radio next year.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Are they balloon worthy?

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Balloon Worthy means that they get a corresponding number they
get put onto a balloon. Jonesy will wear those on
a coat. Tomorrow, me blindfold at NATCH will be throwing
a data at Jonesy and whatever number gets hit, we
trial it and see if it works.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
So far we've had six ideas, all of them drab
for bar one. Mike has joined us I.

Speaker 12 (45:49):
Mike morning guys, how are you well?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
What are you going to suggest?

Speaker 15 (45:54):
So?

Speaker 12 (45:54):
What about local inventions with startups that are working on
products or services that are going to benefit every day
Sydney siders and austrains.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
What's an example?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Have you got one? For example?

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Is that what this is about?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Mine?

Speaker 8 (46:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (46:10):
So example is home batteries. All these people are rushing
out to get Chinese batteries. But what if you could
buy an Australian battery that is modular, that is actually smart.
It uses AI to turn off and turn on a
conditioning and audience system and also identifies the three three
hours of energy each day and charges the battery.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Then do you have one of.

Speaker 11 (46:35):
These I do.

Speaker 12 (46:37):
I'm actually working in one.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Thank you, Mike.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
You're a doer.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
You're a doer, and I think that is a good
The Lucky Country.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
How does it work, Mike, you're not calling us from
a burnt down shard or anything like that.

Speaker 12 (46:50):
Well, the best part is there's a new standard of
lithium that's called lithium iron posts sate. It's not the
crappy old lithium that all these e bikes are catching fire.
It's brand new and products should be out late next year.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Mike, give us a plug. What's your product called?

Speaker 12 (47:08):
The company is called smart Tizer and we're working on
it right now to bring it to market and we're
going to solve the problems for batteries for apartment owners
and renters.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yes, Mike, this is good and.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
I and this is you know, Australia, the Lucky Country,
the smart Country. Tell us your start up.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah, so Mike, this is good.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Shut me up. We've got the song and everything.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
We'll go back to the drought drawing board with that one.
But Mike, that is good. That's good. That's gold. Thank you.
Bones with that on the whiteboard. Brian Bridget has joined us.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
My Bridget what have you got us a good journey?

Speaker 9 (47:45):
Hi.

Speaker 14 (47:46):
Look, I've thought long and hard about this one. So
when i finish work all my daily activities and I'm
driving home, I'm in the car, that's my safe place.
I've got my radio on, and there's one of two
things that I want. I want to laugh as hard
as I can or I want to vent about my
day from hell. So the title of your segment is
going to be called hilarious HEG double L. And your

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callers are going to call in and they're going to
tell you about the my funniest thing that's happened to
them during the day, or they're going to vent to
you about their day from hell. Now there's a flip side.
Someone's day from hell can be so funny, and then
someone's hilarious moment can make people absolutely cringe and think,
oh my god, that's my worst nightmare.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Hilarious.

Speaker 14 (48:30):
But often I like the hilarious.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
We actually if we drill down on this, I like
the idea that we can turn your negative day around,
tell us what was terrible, and we all enjoy it.
We may turn it into a joke so you can
survive it and.

Speaker 14 (48:44):
You relaxed by the time you get home and you
can enjoy the rest of the evening because you've got
everything out of your system with you guys on the
way home.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Ok So I reckon that's worthy of a balloon. Ye, hilarious, hilarious.
So we've got on the if called Mike's idea. You're
an ideas man. Okay, so ideas man and hilarious.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Right two balloon hilarious if you spelled it, hellilarious.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
We're going to take more of your calls. Thirteen fifty
five twenty two, Keep them coming.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 7 (49:11):
Podcast, The legendary Josie Command of the Actress.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Wis Wednesdays the day we all get in a pile
and come up with our ideas for what we're taking
to the Fruited Plains next year. So far we've had
some great ideas. We've had ideas man. Yeah, that's where
people ring up with their startup ideas.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Yeah, their inventions and things.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I love that. Yeah. What was the other one we
just had just before? It was really good. It was
really good.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
My brain's gone.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Anyone listening to this show, you just did it for
John fun Larry.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
You call up if you had a terrible day, and
we join you with you in turning it around and making.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
It a fun So far two good ideas. Can we
go for three? Sandra's joined us by Sandra.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Hi, what do you suggest?

Speaker 11 (50:03):
The good, the bad and the suddly. It's community based?

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, how does that work?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Well, the good is to.

Speaker 11 (50:13):
Go on air and talk about somebody who's really amazing
in your community, all the good things they do.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
The bad face, yes.

Speaker 11 (50:22):
The bad is you know that horrible name a business whatever,
no names because we don't want to be seen. And
the tuggly is w t F you know, like the
roads I'm driving on at the moment, I may drop
out at any minute, the potholes and all that sort of.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah, Brandon, people do you'd be happy, Brendan with the
bad and the fuggly?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
You don't want the good.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
You pull a face every time someone says let's celebrate
the good.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
It's like when you see the bright side on the
Channel seven news some old ducks doing acro arabics.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
You know, I don't care. You want to see disaster
on the news. Sorry, that's the way the world, that's
where your brain works. Hello viand thank you I think.

Speaker 8 (51:09):
Good morning Jason, Good morning Amanda.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
How are you both?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
What are you suggesting?

Speaker 13 (51:14):
I would like to see if you could resurrect the
musical challenge. You could have an artist that might actually
be sound checking at that particular time, throw them a
song that's that's not even in their genre.

Speaker 9 (51:26):
I'd love to.

Speaker 13 (51:26):
Hear Tones and Eye or Amy Sharks try and tackle
slip Nod or Iron Maiden.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Victor that is not bad, although that's Andrew Still that
was thirty years ago.

Speaker 13 (51:38):
That time to resurrect it, it was.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
It was always a hilarious result.

Speaker 13 (51:44):
A lot of your listeners may not even.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Know about it anymore. I know that the ABC, I
think does like a version, which is great. As they're writing.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
All that they may end up on the balloons tomorrow
sound effects pin Can I sniff that too and put
the lid on it?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
What about this one on the email? This is from
Marty Mate.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
I was wondering if you've got a chance to watch
I was actually there last night, A very good episode
regarding the infamous Sydney to Hobart from nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
This is a great ap show where people I was
there people who are actually in a moment in history.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
It's a really good show.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
So innocent Ian bystander people.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yes, history adjacent, these are all I like that idea.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Now, Brian, you're not using the sound write that.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
One down Ian some bystander.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
We're in now, that's very quiet that people.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
We'll see what comes up tomorrow. Thank you, Sha Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yesterday we were speaking about the Miss World competition and
every country is holding its own internal competitions to see
if it's going to be their entrant in the Miss World.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
That's what we did here. That's how Hawkoe went to
go along.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
That's right. We've had a lot since then.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
That was Miss World, wasn't it not Miss univers Because
I wanted about what about the contestant from Planets Trangyops,
she barely gets a.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Look in her in a three. But Jennifer, she won
the whole feat.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
She did.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
But at the moment they're looking for each country's contestant
who will go and compete in the Miss World competition.
Yesterday we spoke about the woman who was competing to
be Miss World Chili or Chile, and I've got some
good news for you. She has been selected. Everybody she
is This is the announcement if Nasia Fernandez Yep, she

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has been selected to be Chile's representative.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
What did she do again?

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Well, this is why we spoke about her yesterday, and
this is why I think she's won. She's gone viral
for her incredible talent. She looks extraordinary, but then when
it came to her talent section, she unleas this.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
That's right, that's her voice. She's in a band called Death.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
We've come a long way since twenty nineteen. And Miss Jamaica, holdo, wow,
I think I'd rather the death.

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Metal congradulations ig Nephia Fernandev littlefood to seeing you on
the stage in the Misworld competition.

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Speaker 4 (55:34):
As we get ready to move to the fruit and
plains of Drive Time Radio next year, we've been asking
for your ideas.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
The trouble drum was beating for give us your ideas.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Mike from Randwick had a great idea.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
He said, why don't we ask people to call up
with their local inventions or startup?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I called it, you're an ideas man.

Speaker 11 (55:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
He he wanted to plug his art because I said,
do you have your own business, you'd like to plug.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
It with something something something batteries. What's your product called?

Speaker 12 (56:01):
So the company is called Smarteiser and we're working on
it right now to bring it to market and we're
going to solve the problems for batteries. Are part owners
and rented brilliant Mike Mike.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Not coming from his burnt down shed with a blackened face,
hair or poof.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Not at all. He said he's using new lithium.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
New lithium. There's the old lithium. Now there's the new lithium,
right are you two? That's so you know coming up
next slay it. I know I'm doing your pun stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
But also you have to spill it out if you
want to do a punt.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
With Gold's twenty five k Christmas Free that's from nine
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Speaker 2 (56:38):
Will be back tonight for jam Nation and also forward
to tomorrow and I show Delda Goodroom.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
We'll be joining us.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Yay, catch your six see them good well, thank god,
that's over.

Speaker 8 (56:47):
Good bite, good bite wipe.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
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