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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Well,
what a show today, Action pack show.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I didn't see the Golden Bachelor, but you did and
you talked me through your thoughts, your feelings, your dream.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
I think like golden crumpets. It's golden good.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Were there lots of golden girls?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
There were the golden girls.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Whose one would you pick if you had one of
the golden girls? Because she was up for it, always
up for it. Hope, I'd like you to get Granny Sophia.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Sophia, I was you take the teeth out? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
If we go down to the Jones in a man
of arms for the pub test, influences are naming their
kids strange and unusual things. And is that okay? Wet
to the pub test?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You remember the Tie Cave rescuer back in twenty eighteen,
that little soccer team that was stuck down in those caves.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
The man that was part.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Of that that rescue has got a documentary out. His
name is Richard how and he'll be joining us.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
The documentary is about cave diving. Why would you want to.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Why why do it? Why? Why?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
And gets my gorulies as well.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
All coming up in this podcast right now.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
A miracle of recording. We have so many requests for
them to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Again, Mistress Amanda and ms Keller.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend in making the tools of
the train, I've.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
The legendary part. Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Congratulations, we're the aady right now.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Good radio.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Sorry but it's a twist set.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
And Amanda, shoot Tim we're on there. Morning to you. Amanda.
How are you today?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm well? And how are you?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
My little achieving friend.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
The top twenty twenty five Australian Talent Index reporters come
out and did you know who the top five of
radio people are?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Well A number five, Ryan Fitzi Fitzgerald the number four,
Mick Molloy number three, Dave Hughes number two, carry big bore.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Guess who's number one?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
It's me?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
It's you.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh, look at our team around. Thank you?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Why I don't think we need all that, but it does.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I never wanted to blow my own Trump, and.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I'm just looking where I fit in all this. It's
a good thing I don't work in radio or have
any talent. Well, congratulations, thank you. What does it mean?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Well, I don't know, but Australia's most popular what's it
called the Australian Talent Index repard looks at TV, looks
at radio, looks at other parts of the broadcast media,
and they well, I'm reading along here. It's embarrassing to
have to give this information myself. You have more than
four thousand Australians surveyed by a research team, rating more

(03:21):
than five hundred personalities and providing comments and how they
felt about each one. And it's about how how they
feel about their authenticity and how they relate to them.
And I'm absolutely chuffed to be to be number one
in the radio.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
My agent must have forgot to get my name in
there to to the people.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, maybe have a chat with them.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Maybe maybe I might have to might have to do
that agent maybe.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, thank you, Brenda, Yeah, thank you. I'm really chuffed
to thank you.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
The deal will there'd be riches coming away for this.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I got some flowers and I got some nice texts,
and that's enough. Riches for me.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well I didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I knew about this, but I didn't want to say
anything because I thought it was a big secret.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, I'm waiting for the riches to come from you.
Then to what riches to you?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Do you want?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Look, you've made me a cup of tea this morning,
and that's a rich It's enough of me.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
A little gift something you like? What do you need?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
What do you need? You need some deodorant as a special.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Gift, which like some deodorant? Well, I don't know if
I can work with you two.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
And this is too it's too much balance to fit
in massively, and you.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Do I fit in?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You doant me to read you my press release?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Why is your press relation?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Did you put put one out of I was giving
her heads up and asked to say some words.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well, I knew about this, and I didn't want to
say anything to you because I got to be a
big surprise.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm absolutely chugh. But Brendan, your you and I are
a team.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Okay, I'm get a handmade trophy.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Are you getting some dedorant? And I smell no, no,
And you know we work to you. This is great
for us both because it.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Was I'm looking for those riches.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't know what to tell you, but I'm very.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Ch agent forgot to put my name.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm very very.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
Well.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
They had nothing to do with them. It's run by
the Australian Talent Index people, and thank you. I'm chuffed.
Good work here, Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Clap you so richly deserve thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I can feel it coming on. I get a tingle
every time I think about it.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
We have an extra pack show today.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Not only are we working with the most bankable radio
talent in the world, you are, We've got Instagram making.
It's return our back to the Future competition and we
can't do anything until we do our magnificence.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Set this question one which character employs Alfred Pennyworth as
a butler. Get butler. See that's just shelf work right there.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Gets your wallet's out, gam Nation.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
We are into the magis seven seven questions? Can you
go all the way and answer a seven questions correctly?
If you do that, a Manda will say, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Going to be hot as a bot in the next
few days. So fine. Any way, you can to be
cool as a cucumber.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Everything you say now to me is just better and
better because you are the number one top big cheese
Numero uno of all radio talent.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
That's right, and I'd like to be treated respectfully.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Of course, I don't know where I fit in this list.
It's a good thing I don't work in radio. It's
a good thing I have no talent. But look at you,
number one, number one, extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You've often thought of me as a number two, but
here I am as number one exactly. No, I'm not
good at blowing my own trumpet, but I'm.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Really Stuart from Penrith is here. Stuart.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Do you blow a trumpet?

Speaker 4 (06:42):
You blow Amanda's trumpet.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Congratulations Amanda and James, good morning.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Thank you Stewart, very very sensitive.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Let's not make this awkward.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
That's not all.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I think you've made it a bit obviously.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
There's been no not at all. There's been some sort
of kerfuffle my agent who I'll be talking to.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't think the agents had anything to.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
It's a good thing I'm not on radio.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Then the agents have nothing to do.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
So either I'm incredibly hateful or someone's lost the paper.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well let's say they've lost the paper.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
I'm hanging on that. That's Stuart's good morning. The two
things that will get me through astup?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Which character employees Alfred Pennyworth as a butler?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Batman? That's it, bris Wayne, Actually it's not Batman? Would
you Bruce Wall?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
We'll still give a tessue. Question two. The newspaper The
Evening Standard ran a headline the first Footstep on the
twenty first of July nineteen sixty nine. What was it
talking about the first footstep? Was it jonesy on Dancing
with the Stars?

Speaker 8 (07:47):
What was it? Was it landing on the moon?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
It let's play riff raff?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yet set to keep the whiff?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
What song features this riff?

Speaker 8 (08:12):
All the small Things?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yes, that one was pretty straightforward, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Smarties?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Chookcareoth things?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Question of before is a multiple choice. All of these
films I'm about to list are over three hours long.
Which one had the longest runtime? A Ben herb b
Gone with the Wind see Lord of the Rings The
Return of the King, which was the longest all over
three hours?

Speaker 8 (08:40):
Return of the King?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
No, it wasn't, Sorry Stuart, No.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
And then we have a question before of the Magnificent
Seven all over three hours long, which of these films
has the longest runtan a time?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Has it ever been Her? Or Gone with the Wind?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Podcast?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
We are into the magnified and seven up to question
number four.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
When it's going to Emma in coloid Plato. Hi, Emma, Hi, guys,
how are you today? Very welcome?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
How do you feel about working with the number one
top radio broadcast talent.

Speaker 9 (09:12):
In Amanda Kelly, I feel so good.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
It's a big deal, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Emma? Thank you? And I'm glad you're on the journey
with us. By the way, you're going to join us
on the fruited planes of the Drive hours next year.
We're going to be on here from three to six pm.
Will that suit your life?

Speaker 10 (09:26):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Go ah, all right, we can put you down. Pop
Emma on the list, All right, Emma? His question number a.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Bit buzzy since you became number one, that's what's happened?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
So what's happened? All these movies are over three hours long?
But which one has the longest run time? Ben Her
or the remake get Her? Or Gone with the Wind?

Speaker 11 (09:48):
Is it Gone with the Wind?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
This it is?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
That was three hours and fifty eight minutes long. It
had an interval, an intermission, Yep.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
I've never seen it. Have you ever seen it?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, yeah, I just know that you're Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
And I watched it when I was younger. I fell
asleep a bit, woke up, fell asleep a bit woke up.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Actually, all of those movies, I've never watched it. It's
in their entirety. No, they're too long, they're all too.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
And in the TikTok era. I don't think anyone's going
to one's got any time.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Emma, you're young, You've got no time. Yeah, you've got
no time for this.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Even we'll speed it up for you.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Which museum has a distinctive glass pyramid in its central courtyard?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
The lou the Louse, Yes, and vera robbed, got robbed.
Napoleon Bonaparte's family jewels have been grabbed. No one's happy
with that. Question Number six, What was the name of
the group justin Timberlaate used to be part of Because
I get my boy bands confused? He was an in sync?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
What show kicked off last night at seven point thirty
on Channel nine.

Speaker 12 (10:55):
The Bachelor?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
The One You're missing one word chuck, one more word?
In version is it the Golden Gold Bachelor Life? Did
you watch it?

Speaker 11 (11:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, another did I. Jonesy did.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
He liked it.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
A lot of people at work he loved I didn't
get rid.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I liked it. I liked it. It was it was different.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
And we'll talk a bit further about that later on
in the show. But in the meantime, this is all
about you.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Emma. Congratulations, you've won the jam pack. You've got to double.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Past to revisit the glory days of disco and Disco
never dies with the Sydney Symphony Orchestra.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Tickets on sale at Sydney Symphony dot com. By the way,
two hundred and.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Fifty dollars to spend a price Land that would be
good quality health vitamins are Australian owned offered at everyday
low prices at Price Lane and Jonesy demanded carricatures, feed
to color and some Stanard pencils.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Emma, anything else you'd like to add?

Speaker 9 (11:42):
Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
You're welcome. Thank you, carry on, carry on about your business.
We'll see you on the fruit of Planes of the Dive.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
So very good.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'll check I will check that she's there. Don't you
worry now I'm getting bossy.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
You if become so bossy. You said your game number.
Why what You're like a big deal. You're walking around
the place elbows out?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah, yeah that's me. I might You know what I
might do. I might put two tea bags in my
cup of tea today. I know, I know, I know.
It's a lot of tannin for a little lady.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
You've got to be too far.

Speaker 13 (12:15):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast, He do needs your drag name
Frendover Hailey Davidson Color Sak.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
Just read that out without preread it.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Well, luckily for you, I've pre read the German. This
is our book of musical facts. Let's see what's happened
on this day. In nineteen seventy seven, meat Loaf released
you Took the Words Right out of My Mouth off
the album Bat Out of Hell. The song was written
by Jim Steinman, who wrote every song on that album.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
He writes some bangus old Jim.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I'll tell you what he wrote this. He wrote this.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
It's all coming back to me now.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
So meat Loaf may not be known for his song writing,
but he was an incredible singer. Sadly he got a
bit well, we'll just say way late at the twenty
eleven AFL.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Growd the AFL Grand Final sounded like this.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I feel that he was going deaf, didn't have the
proper fold back.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
All of that. Well, it sounded like that. It went viral,
obviously for all the wrong reasons. But some brilliant tiktoks
came from it. Well sing in June.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
For old me, let's remember him.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
He's looking down upot has o, this will cheer him up.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Gem Golden Batchler you watch it last name?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I didn't, but I love the concept of it. We
had Sam Armitage on the show and the idea that
love stops as you get older. No one wants to think.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
That you said you didn't want it all to dry up.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I didn't say the words dry up. Yeah, but you
know you did emotionally and all. You know, all in that.
But I'll be intrigued to see how the public responds
to watching older people frolic pash. When I say older people, you.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Know they're all our age.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
This is the thing. And the women, from what I heard,
the women were all hugely impressive.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Very impressive ladies.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
And yeah, the Golden Bachelor like golden crumpets, golden good.
You think I enjoyed it? Dying is a bear. He
is a very handsome, substantial sort of man. Do you
think he's had some sort of like cheek work.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
It just looks like, well, I haven't seen him. Do
you think he looks a bit too good?

Speaker 4 (14:44):
You know, it just looks good. It's not up to me.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
To sounds like you're a little bit judgy judge.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
No judge, judge. Biancher dies on the show, was in radio.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
I think she still dabbles, but she's put herself out
on the show, and she was very vulnerable on the
show last night.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Just seeing him over there talking to everyone but me
is so like, I feel like I'm back in high
school and I didn't get chosen. I don't know, kids,
It just it's triggering everything in me. It feels like
every rejection I've ever had.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Was coming to the surface.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
It takes guts to go on this show and to
put yourself out there, and people who watch TV go, oh, well,
you you know you should be ready for this. You
know you're going to put yourself out there, and yet
everyone's human. And I loved her vulnerability from just hearing
that I love it.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
And you've really got a jockey for the Bachelor's and how.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
You know it's how competitive and awful?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
How awful Sonny made herself available to the bachelor?

Speaker 5 (15:48):
How long some Korea?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
South Korea?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
South Korea?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, not North Korea.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Quick to make that distinction. Good Korea, not bad Korea.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Good career move.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Although, have a listen to this.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
You can almost see Sonny thinking out loud in this exchange.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
My wife and I moved here, and unfortunately my wife
passed away.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I so, how long ago was that?

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Fourteen years? Fourteen years, ten years? Are you saying.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
A person like you looking great, physics and really good? Buddy?
You can, don't you? What do you think she's saying?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Fourteen years? What's happened here?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Do you think? Why hasn't he repartnered?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, and that triggered the first fight between my wife
and I at home?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Do not think forteen years?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Fourteen? I said?

Speaker 10 (16:40):
Four?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
She died fourteen years ago, and Alan said, well, you've
got to wait longer.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, fourteen minutes would be too soon.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Fourteen minutes too soon? But what would you know? What
do you think?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I think fourteen years? I think the lot time they've
selected him very carefully. If it had been fourteen months
too soon, you know, that's the thing you have to
He's in the clear well and truly in the clear.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
As we get older and older, we're not here for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So fourteen years wrap it up to it to get
onto it. But I'm hoping that this series will lose
some of the cynicism that I think the first that
it was getting towards the end of the other series.
It's reimagine and I hope it has more authenticity, and
I hope it's gentle with everyone's hearts.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
No chocolate bar, fish year.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
No one wants to see the chocolate.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Bar or a golden shower.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
We'll wait to see how it goes.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Let's get on down to the JONESI demand of arms
for the pub taste.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
It's seven to seven.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
We're talking about kids' names and can you name them anything?
And it seems that in these days where we're influenced
by modern society's focus on personal branding, on social media,
celebrity culture, people wanting to stand out from the crowd,
they're calling their kids absolutely anything. The singer Anne Marie,
This is Anne Marie.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
I will always remember the.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Day.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I love it. But she and her husband Slow Tie.
His name's Slow Yes. Now they have a five month
old son and they revealed his name. His name, his
first name is Forever and his second name is Sugar.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Forever Sugar Sugar.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
As she said, was inspired by her gestational diabetes. Yeah,
there's another couple. I've been reading about a British influence.
A couple have sparked confusion. They said that their newborn
son's name is Adventure, and people going, is this a joke?
I can't tell. Are you making a joke or not?
Can you call your kid anything? It's interesting. I mean
we've had Elon Musk of course, techno Mechanicus known as

(18:43):
Tao for short. His daughter, her name is Exa Dark Sierral,
but they call her why and their son x A.
You know that one known by X. It's Jason Lee.
The actor had pilot Inspector. That was a number of
years ago, and the world lost their minds.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
What a pilot an inspector doing? Now? Are they two
kids or was this one?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's one kid? First name, middle name, And as if
it's not hard enough, inspector has a K in it
not a c and spell. You know, I don't know either.
It's interesting. In Sweden they have rules about this you have.
Naming your children is governed by Swedish Naming Law. It
requires parents to submit their child's name for government approval
within three months of birth. The law aims to ensure

(19:24):
names are appropriate and don't cause discomfort or discomfort to
the kid the person growing up with that name. In Australia,
there are certain names that are band mafia. I'm just
looking at that. This is god funnily enough, gbang. These
are names people have submitted that not.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Allowed to try. The people have tried to.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Call RoboCop shithead? What about Scroton, Socker, Ruse, Virgin, Thong, Cyanide,
Dalai Lama. There are names you can't call your child.
But within that, it seems there's a whole lot of stuff.
How do you feel Is it interesting that Sweden has
quite strict rules, very strict rules, you know, to protect

(20:05):
kids from living a life known as thong. Calling your
kids whatever you like? Is it your right? How do
you think? How do you feel about this? Does it
pass the pub techs?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I was just reading this list you can't call your
kid Australia comes into number four, or Dame Adolf Hitler
comes in at number se.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Someone's tried to call it a kid Facebook. People need
to be protected from themselves. But within that, there's a
whole lot of other names you can pick. Should we
be more strict calling your kids anything you like? Because
is it your right as a parent to do what
you like?

Speaker 7 (20:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Damnation, Oh my god, A.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Man kale was just meant to be a decoration.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show. When I told you that, where did
you say? You don't listen to a word I sung?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I do now that your Neumero Uno Radio Broadcast talent.
Out of five hundred people, you have number one on
this list.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, it's who's put the list together. I don't have
that information in front of me, Brendan. I was hoping
you might give us the info.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I can give you the information on the list together.
It's the talent index peak. There we go, the talent
and yeah, and I'm really toughed. So the TV section
of radio section on shaft.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
I love that, and thank you everybody.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I worked in radio. I wonder where I would have come,
I know, least.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Und holding my hand you're there with me.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I don't have to get a new agent anyway. Congratulations
to you. It does to me as well. It looks
like the top list of names. So you if you
were to compare, you'd be admiral because that's the top
list of names that are banned.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
You can't call your kid admiral.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
This is in Australia. We do have names of a band.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
You would be number one as admiral. And if we
did a bit of a compare between the two, so
you're number one, Admiral, I carry back Bigmore who came
in second.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
She'd be out of Hitler.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
You can't call your child out of Hitler.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Dave Hughes would be Anzac.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
That's not so bad.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Mick Maloaby Australia and Fitz you would be Barren bar.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
But he's got kids.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
He's got kids. That works out well.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
That's what we're talking about in the Jones Inner Man
of Arms today, the pub test can you call your
kid anything? So unusual names that influencers are choosing for
their children.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Your calls are coming up next, y Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Let's get on down to the jonesy Demanda Arms in
the place I'm God, I want right now, window.

Speaker 11 (22:28):
A gell.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Naming your kids whatever you like? Does it pass the
pub te.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Seen some crazy examples recently singer A Marie. She sings
this song I love very Nice. She's had a son
and she's caught him forever Sugar. His middle name is
inspired by her gestational diabetes. Another influencer couple, a British

(22:57):
couple have been left stunned at them and all their
followers have been stunned and confused because they've called their
son Adventure and people going is this a joke? But
in these days of unique branding and wanting to stand
out from the crowd, lots of influencer type so giving
their kids unusual names Elon Musk for example. In Sweden,
though there are very strict rules around what you can

(23:18):
call your child, you have to submit the name. Any
old name. I want to call it Susan, you still
have to submit it and it comes back saying more
Swedish you have Lars or Lars England.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Inger and Susan with an all loved.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
But calling your kids whatever you like does it pass
the pub test?

Speaker 9 (23:36):
Personally, I cannot stand the new training names like not
Fox Apple, It's up to the parents to call them
what they feel like. But I feel that it's going
to be a stigma attached, whether it's at a young
age or later.

Speaker 11 (23:48):
On in life.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
What happened to the good old names like Charlotte, Bob Jack,
Samantha and then give them a nick name? So to me,
it doesn't pass the pub text.

Speaker 11 (23:56):
Absolutely no, if your parents go to you a decent name,
GPS name, because in the long run, they're going to
get these brilliant shocking when such school and I think close,
So why shouts like I think it does past the podjast.

Speaker 14 (24:18):
I think a unique name creates a unique person.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
We called our son Frank Yett.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
A lot of people calling Frank.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
But I don't see a problem with it.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Frank k it like a little hot dog, a wiener.
I can't go he kid ween on the list, don't imagine? Why?
Let me check the list.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Let me check the lists. Well, I was away with
my I'm crying already. I was away with my dog
on the weekend and she's fine. Anyone that knows me's no,
she's not. But she's thirteen and I have to lift
her into the car. Now, little front paws going after
to put up her back legs. She's going deaf, she's
gray in the face. She's kind of stands at the

(24:55):
bottom of the stairs and tries to will herself to
go up them. And there's a lot that's hard for
me at the moment. My husband's on well, my dad's
ninety one. And I look at the dog and I think,
you cannot go anywhere. And I follow this woman on
on Instagram. Her name is Carol I mcchristen, and she
lives in this beautiful little tiny cottage in this comeback
now in the Scottish Highlands, and she has a Border

(25:18):
Collie and she takes that dog out walking in the
most beautiful scene I've ever seen, and she bakes and
she has this lovely life, it seems. And she posted
this some images of her dog padding a dog sitting
in the dog on the couch, and she posted it
to a poem written by a woman called Josie Bulcup
and it's about her dog. And I watched about a

(25:41):
thousand times and I cry and cry, and I think
of my dog, and let's play the poem. Now, I
have a bit of a week. They could be with
desk dog.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
I want the dog dars to last forever. It would
always be this dog on the end of the leash,
no matter the weather, rain or shine, taking our time
on even the coldest of these It would always be
this dog, leaving scratches on the hardwood and getting them
away while I vacuum up the very free evidence that
this house belongs to both of us. It would always
be this dog at the front door when I get
home from peezing around like nothing has ever been more

(26:11):
joyful than this moment every single time. If it were
up to me, I'd have to leave every party early
for the rest of my life to get home to
this dog. I'd forfeit the ability to s followed in bed.
I show the last bite of every meal, apologize to
every guest for the bread of excitement. When they arrive,
I take a rain soaked coach and muddy pop rinds
in the front hallway.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I'd willingly find.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
Hairs on every sweater I ever wear, but I'd only
do it for this dog, because if it were this dog,
I don't want the dog days to last forever.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
You happy to talk about It's so sweet and I
love the relationship.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
You have a little mini dog and it's such a
cute dog. She's here.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
She's here, I know, but there's a grace to an
aging dog. It's such a grace to her. But a
little lips. Yeah, they're getting sore. And everyone who's lost
a pit and I've lost a pit before, it's just
so hard. She hasn't gone yet, as you say, but
she's thirteen, and I see it, and I saw that
palm and the beautiful pictures of her Border Collie, and

(27:12):
it just brought down stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Anyway, if we replaced it with the dog that I
used to have, that nut bag dog, be hoping that
it's dog days for coming soon.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Now.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
I'm just trying to cheer you up there because that
dog was a nut. It's a full on nut. It's
scared everyone.

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I'm trying to get your back.

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Speaker 4 (27:45):
There's nothing wrong with have gone the blood, Little.

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Friend Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

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(28:34):
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Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeahsis, and you will have heard about our guest today.
Doctor Harry or Richard Harris, known as Harry. He was
an integral part of the incredible team behind that cave
rescue in Thailand back in twenty eighteen, but the whole
soccer team was trapped in a cave underground. The rescue
earned Harry the title of Australian of the Year in
twenty nineteen. Is one of the world's leading cave divers.

(31:53):
Something that just sends shivers through my spine. He's got
a new documentary out. It sounds incredible. It's one that
explores these underwater wonders.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Harry, Hi, there is thanks for having me.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Everyone weighed in on this at the time.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Everyone thought from Elon Musk say He's going to give
you were a submarine and then going crazy on Twitter
to people saying, oh you know you shouldn't sedate these boys.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
It must have been such a hard time.

Speaker 15 (32:17):
Well, I was the most vocal opponent to the sedation idea,
I can assure you, so yeah, when I got there,
it was it was crazy that a thousands of people
around and inside that cave, and it was like walking
into complete chaos.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
But yeah, we got through it.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
And when you say you were against the sedation, I
thought that as well. So why would they do that?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
And then it was explained that because it's such a
long dive, the person would panic.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Although coming out.

Speaker 15 (32:42):
Yeah, that was a very much a last resort, and
you know, they were racking their brains trying to find
a solution, and I spent twenty four hours on the
ground making sure there was no.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Other possible idea that could work.

Speaker 15 (32:54):
And in the end I resigned myself to the fact
that that's the only way these boys are coming out,
you know, in the next couple of days. Otherwise they
would have perished in the cave over several weeks because
the waters were coming back and monsoon's coming back. So
it was a desperate act that fortunately somehow paid off.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
And is that because the boys would have consumed two
much too much oxygen if they panicked.

Speaker 15 (33:14):
Just you know, if I put someone like yourself Amanda
underwater zero visibility three hours through these very tight.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Constricted tunnels.

Speaker 15 (33:24):
We know from experience that people panic very quickly and
someone who panics immediately dies and more importantly might also
kill the person that's trying to rescue them. So we
couldn't risk the lives of these British divers who are
going to be taking them out, So the kids had
to be compliant or asleep.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Basically, wow, that's.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
The whole idea about cave diving, Diving through narrow chambers.
For people who are claustrophobic, this is horrific. But going
through spaces that you don't know, if you fit through,
you can get back out. All it takes is to
kick up a tiny bit of silt you don't know
up from down. It sounds horrific.

Speaker 15 (33:58):
We are very well trained and we spend a lot
of time practicing and building up very slowly, so you
don't go into a cave like the Thi Cave on
your first day out. You know, that's three decades worth
of experience and being comfortable in that environment to be
able to manage that.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Aside from the sedation protocol that we use.

Speaker 15 (34:14):
So you know, there's no way I could have survived
that dive when I first started gave diving in the eighties.
But after all this time, you know that side of
things wasn't a big deal for us. That's our comfortable
place with We do it on the weekends for.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Fun, and so you go into holes for fun that
you don't know whether you can actually fit in, whether
your tank will get jammed, you don't know.

Speaker 15 (34:33):
Well, you do learn to judge that quite early on
when you give yourself a fright early on you go right,
well that was a bit small, so I'm not going
to do that again. But you know, if you can
get through it, then you can get back out through it.
And that sometimes means being able to control your fear
and realizing there is a solution to this problem and
you just have to keep calm and solve it. It's

(34:54):
like a game of Tetris underwater with the clock running.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
I guess.

Speaker 15 (34:59):
I know that sounds dramatic, but that's the best way
to picture it.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
But when you do it all the time, then that
just become you normalize it.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I guess, is it like being reborn?

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Well, I can't remember the first time something.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
But it's just like some sort of anthropological thing, you know.

Speaker 15 (35:16):
You know, I just enjoy the problem solving under a
little bit of pressure, and I guess that's the life
I've lived, you know, working in critical care medicine. I
think it's a lot of overlap with that. You know
that most of the time it's very routine, it's very
safe for everyone involved. But occasionally you have to fall
back on your training, keep calm and solve problems.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
And I've enjoyed doing that in my career.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
If you ever do wordle, you can do wordle.

Speaker 10 (35:38):
I do.

Speaker 15 (35:39):
I have a daily competition against my wife and I'm
the biggest loser.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
What are some of the hairy situations apart from Thailand
that you have found yourself in while doing this?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Well, I have got stuck a couple of times, and.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
That's jammed in a case.

Speaker 15 (35:54):
Yeah, you get your misjudge, as you implied, and you
try and go through a restriction we call them that's
a bit too tight and maybe you can wriggle through
and then you can't reverse out or you have to
find a space to turn around and come back.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Out, and you know your heart rate.

Speaker 15 (36:12):
Sure, it comes up in that moment, but again you
just learn how to keep calm and carry on.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Tell us about the doco, is it going to show well,
my gorge rose listening to you? Then? Are there hairy
moments in the doco?

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Look, there's a few.

Speaker 15 (36:29):
And you know this is based on an expedition in
New Zealand in twenty twenty three. We're exploring what might
be the deepest divable cave in the world and we're
so my friend Craig Challon, who was also Australian of
the Year, with me. We have a bit of a
niche interest in deep diving because we're interested in the
physiology and the physics and the logistics of overcoming what

(36:50):
is another type of danger in diving together, not.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Just deep but deep and then in a cave.

Speaker 15 (36:55):
Yeah, although this cave is quite roomy, so there's plenty.
There's never a concern you're going to get stuck in
this one. It's a nice big tunnel, it's reasonable, but
it goes very very deep, like it's well over two
hundred meters deep, and so we're working out how to
use different gases, different technologies to push down deeper and deeper,
and that's.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Kind of what the film's about.

Speaker 15 (37:16):
But it's also about this group of friends that I've
been exploring caves with for a very long time, and
how this camaraderie of putting yourself in these sort of
situations can.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Get you through it.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
It's what do you see down there?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Just?

Speaker 15 (37:30):
Well, the trite answer is more wet rocks, but for us,
the fact that you're looking at tunnels that no one's
ever laid eyes on before is really exciting you. You're
genuinely exploring in these places, and it's very hard to
do that on the planet Earth these days.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
All the mountains have been climbed, and.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
You look at that.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Look at you got a job of Mount Everest.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
There's a a billion people shorter, and there's a southport.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
I bet you would to say a south supporter down
the case.

Speaker 15 (37:55):
I don't know what that is, but is that is
that the equivalent to a port supporter in itlade, which
I am.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
There, you've got good teeth, there you.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Go, well, actually the front ones haven't been knocked out.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Deeper is in Cinema's October thirty terrifying. But a mate,
Richard Harry Harris, I'd rather watch you do it than
me do it. Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 15 (38:14):
Thanks guys, it's been funny podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Who Wants a Free Monster? And Amanda's.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Right on ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
You could pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question of time, Pervince. You get
all the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4 (38:41):
Joseph is in Suli.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Joseph, Hello, how are you?

Speaker 10 (38:46):
We're good?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Who's the Wii?

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Are we?

Speaker 9 (38:50):
I've got my kids in the car, just driving them
to school?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
All right, I thought you were identifying as a Wii. No, so.

Speaker 8 (39:00):
Have you greed prey boys?

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Good?

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
And do you think they'll be a good brain? A
good brains trust for you?

Speaker 8 (39:06):
Yeah, we've been playing it every morning.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Okay, well, this is your time to shine. Joseph. Thank you?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
All right, Joseph as you and your sons. No, we
have ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, we
say past. We might have time to come back. Okay, Okay,
good luck, Joseph and family. Here we go. Question number one,
thank you? What's today's date?

Speaker 12 (39:29):
The twenty first of October?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Question two? What's the name of the voice command system
on iPhones?

Speaker 14 (39:35):
Heary?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Question three? Drover's Run is the farm from which Australian.

Speaker 8 (39:39):
TV show Make Cloud's Daughters.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Question four, We Will Rock You by Queen was released
in which decade? The nineties?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Oh, Joseph, seventies, Joseph rock you?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Ah, yes, oh boo oh.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
You got McCloud's daughters. I thought that would have been
yeah one.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I thought it was you were going to be home
and host Joseph.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I hope you and you boys have a great day. Joseph,
we will thank you.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Have fun, chaps, carry on.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Jam The singer Ryan Adams, not to be confused with
Brian Adams. He's a Ryan with a b Ryan Adams
has been on our Shores and there's been some controversy
around it. I like Ryan Adams. Here's some of his
music Boom Stars.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
He's right in your wheel. He really is not so much.
I've never liked him day one, never liked him.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Day one, never liked him.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
He did wonder all that was good? Two d He
was good with d Well.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
He's been doing a concert series in Australia and his
behavior became increasingly erratic, to the point where he's kind
of worrying concert goers. It ended with him, well what
he was doing. He'd get halfway through a song, they
didn't have a ranted an usher. He'd get into a
song and say, sorry, that's crap. He just seemed his
mind seemed to wander. He'd ran about ex girlfriends even much.

(41:03):
Even fans who love him a lot really struggled to
stick with him through this. Listen to one of his
rants and oh wow, that's him yelling at the usher.

(41:37):
But it sounds so cras the beef Forusha sounds so aggressive.
He's He's now deleted a post that that he posted
as he left Australia. He described Australia as quote the
worst country ever every time, every time to play the
worst thank f never again. You are the worst people,
and you know it. And the best you can go
is copy Americans in UK culture, schewing your own juices.

(42:00):
He's now deleted that with some of the professional advice,
I'm sure, and now by way of apology, he's saying,
I overreacted to a try who repeatedly harassed myself and
others in Sydney. It's a beautiful show. I was wrong,
et cetera, et cetera. But Australia will never forgive him.
I don't think, you know, performed badly and yell at

(42:22):
the audience what and then trollius on the way out.
What's not to love?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, he's uh, well, maybe he was tired, but that
was a long fly.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
It's a lot, but it's maybe it's the end of
a long world tour. I don't know, but he did.
People were saying he seemed tired. He said he was unwell,
he had a cold. But that's no one's fault if
you're if you're a good performer, you rise above that
or you cancel the show. You don't do this.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
It's hard being a performer.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Was a very hard with the full Monty and you
had your issues.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Finally I walked off stage. Then no, there was it's hard.
I remember seeing the Church. You know the band of
the church.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
You love the Church.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
I went and that was one of the greatest concerts
I've ever seen. And then I talked everyone into going
to see the Church.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Going out and see the church.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
You love this, You love this went along and they
were dreadful, one hand fantastic a month later, Worst show ever.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
I went a few times to see Rodriguez, Remember rodris
a wonder. I loved him. First show brilliant. A few
years later I went to see him again. And if
you've seen the documentary, which is extraordinary Searching for the
Sugarman extraordinary, you know that he's sort of an alcoholic
who who's finding it? You know that he's been propped
up to perform. That's the impression I got the second time,

(43:29):
sort of escorted on stage, escorted off by Frankie Valley. Yes,
it made me feel a little uncomfortable. First time great,
second time I went, Yeah, maybe not so much.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
That's something The tribal drum will be for worst show ever,
meat Life anyone or old meat lost in peace rest
in a few notes.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
If you're going to hit him, I might I suggest
in a ees for our meat Life. Now I spot
it too late, because you.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Podcast Bryan Adams has told us we can all stew
in our own juice.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Is worst country ever. Every time to play thankf never again.
And he's gone. The big tantrum on the way out
he's now been sedated, and he said, oh, that was
a mistake. I should have shown the standing ovation. I've
loved it. I remember.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Now I'm just going to chewing my own bob to
them light folk music.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Right like him. But you know what, I we won't
forgive him. You know, he's like, we won't forgive him.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Are the tribal drumas beating? Worst concert ever?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Thanks? Harold has joined us? Hi, Harold, what was the
worst one for you?

Speaker 10 (44:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
He's tricky, he's rank cranky, notoriously cranky. What happened?

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Oh, we didn't even know. He was on the stage
the Old Entertainment and the band was playing, and there
was one of the guitarists said he's back to the crowd.
And after the first song we realized that was Van
Morrison and he just played that way through tonight. The
best thing out of it was you could go to
the bar and not wait to get a drink because

(45:05):
most people walked out.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Wow, so he didn't even face the crowd.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
It was dreadful.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I mean, if he doesn't want to tour, don't do it.
Don't do it. They make money touring, that's why. That's
where the money.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I was so happy to have them here.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Not anymore. We used to be very white, apparently to
the crowd. Do you think Australia they don't care, We
do care.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
We do mess with us.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Thanks Harold Jonesy and Amanda podcast their Brief Adult Lives.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
It's like a Meredith for psychist. I blame the Long
Flight for Ryan Adams.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
He's come out, he his little mouth old and he's
got his little guitar and he's done a few shows
and he hasn't been happy with well.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
The crowd have noticed that his performance was erratic, lack luster,
long rants in between, like in the middle of songs.
He has blamed his audience. Of course, yelled at an
usher in front of everyone in a very aggressive way
that made everyone feel uncomfortable. He's slammed us in a
social media post saying this is the worst country ever.
Thankf never again. You're the worst people and you know it.

(46:18):
And of course he's amended that when he's woken up
this morning and his agent and said stop because at
the end of it he said, I may not see
you again, but I'll keep making records and books because
I love it and I love you I still spend
money on me, but I hate you. Ryn't by the mate,
don't be patronizing to us.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Ryan trauma dramas being worst concept ever? Did you in life?
Echoes in a charity? Mary is joined us.

Speaker 9 (46:47):
Hello Mary, good morning guys.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Great who'd you see?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
And what was wrong?

Speaker 12 (46:54):
Rene? The care to be host of park irisl cub
I used to love her, but after that concert, no law.
She did not like anybody singing along with her song.
She did not like anybody dancing up and macad Be
auditorium like people. She did not like people going off
to the bar or going to the toilet. She was

(47:16):
such a witch that night. Yeah, put me off forever.
A month later I saw JP and he was fabulous.
He even shut it out a drink order or two
sometimes right thanks?

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Mary didn't Renee yellow.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Years ago, I was at a market and my friend
picked up a tray of earrings and.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Put it down. I was looking at that.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
We're in our early twenties, and its skills we still
talk about it scared the hell out of us. It
was her over our shoulder.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Rest in peace. Please has joined us?

Speaker 14 (47:48):
Hi, it's er Hi, say, guys, going to miss you
when you get a drive, though you.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Can't come with us to the fruitied planes of three
to six pm.

Speaker 14 (47:58):
Unfortunately, not I still at work.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Well, you can listen to work, and also not just
that we will be streaming. You can listen to us
in a million ways. We will be in your ears
no matter what.

Speaker 14 (48:08):
Okay, I'll try to do that. I went to see
you two back in I think the nineties, and I
think the Bosnian War was on back then, and all
he did was talk about how wrong the war was
and the politicians.

Speaker 11 (48:22):
How wrong they were.

Speaker 14 (48:24):
And I had seen them twice before, and this time
around I had actually bought the IP tickets and I left, Wow,
I left.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
I left, well, Bono is he is a pretty political animal,
isn't he?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
But do you want that interspersed with the songs that
you like?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Remember that time when you got up on stage that
joke because every time I clapped my hands and African
child guyes and somebody goes, stop fucking clapping, thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Malcolm was joined us slow and Malcolm, who did you see?

Speaker 8 (48:55):
Hey? James and Amanda. Well, I was a swim Ends fan,
so I got tickets for the first day of a
crowded house concert, and they weren't wearing their swid ends pajamas.
They couldn't quite work out how to get the working,
and Neil Finn and the guy who's since died in
a and were fighting each other over who was going
to stand at the front of the stage, literally pushing
and elbowing each other out of the way. It was

(49:15):
like a rumble on the stage. And then they said
we're going to take a break, and they went off
and dragged the tea trolley on with a teapot and
teacups and saucers with no tea in it, and they
pretended to pour the tea and then walk around the
stage holding their little pinkies in the air, mumbling to
each other, and everyone just got up, so we all
we all stormed out, and as I said to my
girlfriend at the time, I said, crowded house. They'll never

(49:36):
make it.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Malcolm the suit sayer, Paul History was wacky.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Wasn't here?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
We were they joke jokingly, jostling or it felt a bit.

Speaker 8 (49:45):
Real, a bit of boat and they were still stuck
in the split ends, you know, stillinking, and they coudn't
quite work. They were, But I've never nel Fin to
waste some time and money.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
So anyway, next time we speak to it, malcolmore on,
thank you, thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Sh podcast.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Well the orc is steal. That happening. Kevin Rudd, our
envoy to America. He's over there sitting next to Anthony
Albanezi and Donald Trump. So he's sitting across from Albo
and Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
He said, orchestile. But let's just end it at Orc's.
It's incredibly awkward this morning.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Just to bring you up to speed, Kevin Rud said
this a few years ago about President Donald Trump.

Speaker 15 (50:29):
Anyone concerned with the public policy process thinks he's nuts.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
President Trump is not a popular figure within Australia unfortunately.
He also said he was a really jitiose.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Those awkward hens came home to roost because there there's albow,
there's Donald and a journalist, a journalist. What's the journalists?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
A journalist? And said, are you aware of all the things.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Journal kids at school? Have we got any homework? Miss
shut up?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
This is what happened.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Have you had any concerns for this administration with the
stamps on Palestine, climate change or even things the ambassador
said about you in the Pasti's straight ambassador.

Speaker 10 (51:06):
I don't know anything about him. Said bad, then maybe
he'll like to apologize. I really do I know to
an avastitizationthing bad.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
Don't tell me where is he?

Speaker 10 (51:18):
Is he still working?

Speaker 7 (51:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (51:22):
You said bad this positions, but.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
I don't like you and probably never will.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Seek he's still working here. He's just sitting. But when
I said those bad things before I worked here, what
kind of defense is that I worked here but still
took the money said those terrible things? Awkward? Awkward, damn,
jam Na said, as Brendan Jonesy Jones himself has said,

(51:57):
we only have seven weeks before we head to the
fruited plains of the Drive Show hours three to six
in the afternoon. We are going to be giving away
twenty thousand dollars for our favorite goolie of the year
seven weeks from now.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
What have we got to.

Speaker 17 (52:11):
It's my goolies is You're in your car, You're in
a shopping center car park. You found a spot, you
put your blinker on. You're reversing into that spot. You're
starting to straighten up your wheels. The blinker cuts off,
so you put your blinker back on again. Cure people,
the edging in, the trying to nick your spot. You
put your blinker on, cuts off again. When it does
that two or three times, drives me insane. That's what
gets my goole is.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
It's your stalk and your wheel that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
What are you supposed to do is keep your head
out with click click click click click to the old
school hands signal, yes what else have we got?

Speaker 16 (52:42):
What gets my goolies is when you buy a Caesar
salad kid from Coals which serves three people, get lots
of cost lettuce, but you any get six creutons between
three people. Come on, coles we need more than six
crewtons with our caesar salad.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
That's what gets my goolies.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Colesworth gets your crewton lettuce ratio right, quite right, paying
good money for that.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Be a good with the bad.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
How were the bads anyway?

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Get your gully into us. It is seven to nine.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
My favorite call email or Facebook friend gets two undred
fifty dollars to spend at Hurricanes Grill. You can celebrate
Melbourne Cup at Hurricanes Circular Key with a three course banquet.
Louis Roderu Champagne prizes big screens to watch the race.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
We started the show like we do every morning, with
our magnificent seven. We also started with announcing the incredible
news Amanda here being ranked as the most popular radio
host in Australia. Shaft I tells you, according to Australian
Talent Talent Index Reporter, a very important pain. It's a
tough business to be left out of a list of
five hundred of your peers.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
But you know what, there weren't five hundred on the
radio list.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Well it was five, but anyway, I wasn't in there,
but she was very plicatory.

Speaker 11 (54:00):
Congratulations Amanda and Jones, good morning.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Did that cheer you up? I?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Sure? Yeah, maybe I should be doing something else.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
No, stick with me to the fruited plane. That's enough,
does work?

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Coming ad?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
I get my name first.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
From now on, the show is going to be called
the Amanda Show. No, seriously, don't be like this Amanda
Show starring Amanda Amanda This.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Don't be mean spirited?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Does that mean spirit a little? To top the list?
I got beaten by the big Mark.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
You go, You're sitting on my lap and we're like
a little vent sulk was dummy and will be a
double Act.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
We will be back again tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
We will Jimmy Barnes with Higo after nine o'clock this morning,
looking forward to that, and we will return from six
to night for jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
We will see you then.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Good did you well? Thank God? That's over.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Good bite, good bite. Wipe your eyes.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 13 (55:10):
Young cut up on what you've missed on the free
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