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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for our podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, we go down to the pub test today to
discuss Ozzie support bands being made mandatory. At the moment
it's not mandatory, but Chris Means and the New South
Wales government well are putting together a proposal where American
or international acts would get a big reduction in the
feast they have to pay to perform here at the
various venues if they use Australian support acts.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Meanwhile, in Adelaide there's tales of the driveway deficator.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Who is this piece? Where is it?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Apparently CCTV footage is about to be released.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Dear a lot of nervous people in Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I think humphreybe bears from Adelaide, and yes he does
do it in the woods and on people's driveways.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
The cities. The City of Churches is very unrested at
the moment.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Well, there's a new competition I saw at and I
think it's the University of Minnesota, the iceberg eating comp
The iceberg lettuce eating comp has been anything more masculine,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
And what about the English cricke to taking his mobile
phone onto the pitch?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's all? And Gil Good if he was fielding, but
he's batting.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
All of that is coming up on our podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
That a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Doesn't work alone.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Congratulations, we are there any right now. I need you
Josey and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
You're doing a great job.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Anyone, big silky giant, good radio.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda's
shoot timing. We're on the air. Good morning to you, Amanda.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
How are you well?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I got your something?

Speaker 5 (01:59):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Remember how you were talking about your little dog Mini
and you didn't have a leash and you were walking
your dog with a piece of string.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
And it looked like I had a balloon that had
been replaced by a dog.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I was down at Sawyer Beach the other day, was
coming out of the surf and I found this on
the sand. I didn't even know what it was, and
then I googled it. It's called z dog.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's a leash. It's a dog leash.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
You look looks like an okie strap.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, but you click that onto Minnie, lamoocha. And see this.
You can put that around your.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Waist so you're you're walking along.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
See right, and then you could be one of those
extreme people.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
See grab that.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
So I'm holding it where the dog would be.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Look see I'm like this and I'm walking around a
mini Yeah, look at this, Tom, What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, Well, I mean I'm sure what to say
about that.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
It looks like I've seen those before. But a nicer
version that looks like a homemade job to me.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Home made. It's z dog to Google. I didn't even
know what it was. Thought is like a leg rape
for a surfboard. But now look, thank you.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
What are the chances? What are the chances? Brendan.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I got my ol this morning. I got myle this
morning from a company who've sent me dog leads. I'm sorry,
And this says, Amanda, we heard that your dog lead.
You lost your dog lead. We kind have such a
cute pup using a piece of string, so we sent
you a new lead and some cute extras. This is
from Popco and there's a it's a beautiful dog lead.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
It is a collar, a little bow tie, and a
little poopy bag. So I'll go with this, if that's
all right with you?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You look a bit upset, But I know I know
you found it. Could you beat up because it's smelled
of chicken and it was free and you thought it
might have been something useful for.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You to be a big greenie And here I am perished.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I'm sure it is.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
It's it's all manky and perished and it looks like
a boy that floats in the ocean's got big bits
of perished plastic, verish plastic.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Look, thank you. I'm going to go with this from Popco,
And thank you, popk. I appreciate it. You have I
hurt your feelings.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I just what is it? Your daughter? Take it?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
She's got a dog. She said the same thing I
did to No. No, no, no. You're so cheap you'll
probably buy dog. So you haven't wasted that bit of
debris that you found on the beach.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's a wedding present, right, Okay?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well, I know when you know, when nicer things arrive,
you know, next time something floats up on the beach.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm not going to give it to you.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Please keep it to yourself. We've you ever found something
good washing up? If ever's been a message in a
bottle or anything interesting.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
No, there was that time about chat. There was no
nothing interesting other than that a.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Dog lead was the most exciting thing you've ever found.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, there was a motorbike that if someone had thrown
off a cliff, and I saw that on the rocks,
which made me sad because that's just not fair for
that pull little motorbike.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
But that's about it.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I just take the kids down to a beach near
us when they were younger, and we just walk around
and you know, we the dog down there. And then
it just became fraught because Jack would say, look what
I found and it was a tampon in an applicator
was pushing it in and I going, look.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
At this, what's this map?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
So I just all became too awkwards.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Go back to your room, Back to.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Your room and wash wash she hands, wash you hands.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
We have an action packed show today. I'm so excited.
What do you know about The Conclave?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Actually, I really I know a lot of people have
been watching the movie The Conclave I don't understand the
process of how a new pope is elected. So we're
going to talk to someone with all the information about
what's happening in the next few days.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything until
we do the magnificent And seven.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
This question number one? What do you get when you
cook bread in a Toasteramnation.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I don't think you were appreciate this leash. I know
that you are. I can't believe you want to talk
about it.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I can't found this sleish on the beach, but look
at how it is connected around my waist.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
So here, just grab this.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
I know how a lead works, Brendan, I know how
it works.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
You've been wading around Our producers go look at this,
and they go, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
We know. Look pull this.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
We know how it goes, am I and I just Google.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
You know how much these things are?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Seventy dollars brand new, that's been in the ocean, and
it's perished.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Why don't you put it up.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
On marketplace and get eighteen people to come to your
house and walk through in case you joined for the
sake of buying something you found in the ocean.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Marketplace, Have you still got that lead for sale og yep,
and never.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Hear from you.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yes, and you deserve it. You'll be cheap.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Oh, it's not a cheap Oh, it's repurposing. I'm like
pretty much Adam Bant. I'm like a greeny.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Now look at me, save and start from the ocean.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
You're causing him to lose seats. As we speak, we.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Have the magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go all
the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you
do that, a man, you going to wear it all day.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You've still got it on. People are in the bondage
the whole heart.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
That's that's what this is about.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Ok.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
I'm going to hold it and give it a tone. Okay,
this makes you happy. You've got it round your way.
Some saying, come on, Brendan, come over here. Mum's annoyed,
mummy's unhappy. I'll give you a spank. Is that working
for here? Actually? I think it is that creepy.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Face and got on keep talking.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Craig, Hello, Craig, some Mary's how are you.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I'm doing?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Amanda's been something we've triggered.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I think I've unlocked a new thing for myself.

Speaker 8 (07:29):
It wasn't a cow, but it wasn't it?

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Anything you like to say to that Brendan?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Question one for you, Craig, what do you get when
you cook bread and a toaster?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
I would the answer?

Speaker 3 (07:43):
What is the most commonly used paper size in Australia?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Craig?

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Which brings you to riff raft?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You understand?

Speaker 7 (07:58):
Got to keep out the whiff rounding?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Hey, Craig, what song has this riff.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I played at the footy? I love this song?

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Any idea?

Speaker 9 (08:19):
Sorry now I don't assume, but I can't think of
the songs I thank you.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Craig's only here to discuss your bondage with your Brendan.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, you know, I've never understood it until now, and
now I kind of get it.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Next minute you'll be Remember the hell Fire Club used
to go and get pegs on the nipples and electric bums?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Was it a wax on the nipples? I don't understand
that so much. I don't know if you're just like
a dog leader spanking. Are you into Spanish?

Speaker 10 (08:45):
So?

Speaker 5 (08:45):
What are you into?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
You're just into having an OCKI strap around your ways
and having someone walking around.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I've never I've never.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I'm not picking up your pooh.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I've never thought about this before, but now I kind
of I kind of have.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I kind of get with it. You know.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
I'm not saying I'm going to do this, dom' a is.
I'm just saying that I get it.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Dom.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Hello Dom, Good morning Jen, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Thank you for interrupting us. Would you like to hear
the riff?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Why not? Here? It is.

Speaker 11 (09:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
So many ideas?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
What the song is?

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah, it's White Stripes seven Nation.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
I never knew the song was Christian Call for You?
Dom is multiple choice?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Which of these is not a real Crayola cut crayon color?
Which one's not a macaroni and cheese b rasu mataz
see sad.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
Beij macaronian cheese?

Speaker 5 (09:55):
That is one?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, Amanda, we're under the magnificent seven. We find ourselves
a question number four.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
It's going to Mick in Pheasant's Nest.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Hello Mick, Good morning, man, morning jos Mick.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
We've ruled macaroni and cheese off the list? Which of
these is not a real crayolic crayon color, So maccaroni
and cheese is one? But rasimatas and sad bags which
one's not real?

Speaker 10 (10:22):
I'm being a sad bab how weird, but they got.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Razmatas and macaroni and cheese. True or false?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Mick, the inventor of the pringles can had his ashes
put in a pringles can after his death.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Is that true or is it false? I'm going to
say false.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Sorry. Sonya's in Lethbridge Park. Hello, Sonya?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (10:44):
How are you very well?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
So the inventor of the pringles can had his ashes
put in the pringles can after his death?

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Was a true or false? True?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, he was so proud of his invention, requested his
cremator remains going outside.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
The fairy bread creator at.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
His funeral sprinkled all over the sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Thousands showed up. That's false, by the way, Sonya.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
And kind of told in a very strange place. I
don't think you got it right now.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
The guy that created fairy bird died. Did you hear
the creator of fairy red dye?

Speaker 10 (11:19):
What?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Hundreds and thousands showed up at his funeral? That's it? Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
What's the name of the line that divides the Earth
into the northern and southern hemisphere?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Quator Ursula.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Carlson is currently on tour doing what what does she.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Do for what was that question again?

Speaker 9 (11:43):
Please?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Ursula Carlson is currently on tour doing what does.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
She do for a living.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
She's a comedy person, a comedy purchase like me.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Hundreds of thousands showed up.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Congratulations, Sonya, Come and I know you're laughing.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I know that you're You're Felix snackatting yourself at the moment.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
You have won the jam Pack four in season passes
to Crocodile Dundee, the Encore Cut. It's in cinemas from
May eight, a family pass to the Thurmy Festival of Steam.
Step back in time and experience the magic of steam.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I say we bring back steam.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Come on, forget petrol and all the other junk steam.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
That's where it's at.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Jones made a character chewers, feed coloring and some standard
petters as well.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Sonya, anything you'd like to.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Add, Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
It made my day, Sonya. Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Podcast say old Mother, red lad rough cap.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
I'm not trying that.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I'm going to picture the Germanic a big book of
musical facts. See this is interesting because you don't even
think of this as a song. You think of it
as a TV theme. But on this day in nineteen nine,
if all the Rembrands released their iconic hit I'll Be
There for You. Yeah, it took an It instantly was
a hit, but took off to new heights when it

(13:07):
became obviously the theme song to the TV show Friends.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
They had another song when I first started in radio.
Do you remember? That's just the way it is, way
it is.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Let's just.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Great song back to I'll be there for You in
the show Friends. Do you remember Hanka Zaria. Yes, he
played Phoebe's scientist boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
He starred in another show you may have heard of,
The Simpsons, where he did thirty characters.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
On that show. That was his Fancy Wigham in many
of them. Well, the other day he posted this on Twitter.
It's the Friends Simpson's crossover. You never knew you needed speak.
He lived your.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Jobs, job, your bro your love life away. It's like
you're always stuck in second year, there day, your week,
your Mond Murray, the ryear my, I'll be there for him.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Just stop, Tom, turn it off, please, thank you.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
He's done most his line.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
And I love the Simpsons, but that is irritating as hell.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
It's time to stop sniffing your own farts. That's what's
exactly what that is. All right, let's sniff our friend's
farts at Central Perk.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Let's do it here.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
It is.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I love this. It brings a vi gem.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
My friend Charlie, he lives in Adelaide, got sent this
from his friend. So this was posted on a telegraph
pole in Adelaide. I'll read it to you. So, the
lady who defecated on our driveway at approximately seven to
fifteen am this morning, twenty sixth of April, while walking
your dog, You were recorded on our security cameras defecating

(14:52):
on our private driveway.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
We have clear video.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Footage of this incident. You have forty eight hours to
return and properly clean up the mess. If not, we
will have no choice but to circulate photos from the
footage to identify you.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Please do the right thing.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
The dog didn't feel the need to pick it up
for her.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
You know that's weird, isn't it. I mean, I don't
know what this compulsion is. We've seen a lot of
this kind of stuff, but to do it in someone's driveway,
that's a deliberate act.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
I've been caught short. That's a very deliberate act.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
And howsed and she would have had poobags with her
because she's walking with a dog.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
The fact that she has been filmed. Yeah, at what
point do you go back and clean it up? Do
you go back and say, oh, if no one's going
to clean it up, I will.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'm a good citizen.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
I'm just I'm just doing the right thing.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
It's a good point you make because.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
And as the owners of the house that is stand
there and glare at you and.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
She comes back, is she going to be disguising yourself
and now wearing a bigger hat and sunglasses?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
And I do think for you, change your voice.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Change your voice, mister Fryars bringing home a Bayer.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Interesting strategy, though, we have footage of you, and we
will reach the footage even if you don't.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Just say you do do it, Just say you do.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
There's footage everywhere. You can't pick your bomb in pieces.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
So do you think this will be like those movies
where don't pay the ransom because it'll never end. She
goes and washes it off, They'll still release the vision.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
They will. It's like Mel Gibson, give me back my son. Yeah,
they don't do it, don't do it? Do we know
the outcome? Surely that was the twenty twenty sixth of April.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
My friend just sent me there saying do we have
Meanwhile in Adelaide, I'd like some closure. See if our
producers can find what's happened.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Unless it was one of them. It might have been
one of them. Mightn't want to say too much the
one it choggs.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
She jogged to Adelaide. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
That's fair.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Unusual things happen in Adelaide as we know city of churches.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Unusual things happen. If we get more information, we'll let
you know. But isn't it good? How virtuous the rest
of us feel?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Not me? Not me, It's not me at all. I
was here the whole time. Pick them a bum? It's
all on camera, na po. Let's get on down to
the Jonesy demand around for the pub testing. Make you
ossie support acts mandatory? Does this pass the pub test?
I don't usually like the word mandatory.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Tell me what to do?

Speaker 5 (17:27):
I misspoke before.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Chris Mins isn't going to isn't suggesting we make it mandatory.
But what the labor government is doing in New South
Wales is they want to encourage overseas acts to use
local acts as their support acts, so they will reduced
the venue higher by twenty thousand dollars for each show
if it's eligible across venues in New South Wales and

(17:50):
five thousand dollars at the Sydney Opera House.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
So they want to have a support.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Act on an international acts headline tour at least one
Australian act. I'm torn between this because I go, yes,
let's get the Australian acts, give them.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
The exposure they deserve.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
But will you stay out in the bar until the
main one's on if it's a band that you don't know.
Probably like when Tyler Swift was here, she had an
Australian support act, but just before she came on, Sabrina Carpenter,
who's the headliner all on her own.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Was the act.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, and then if you look worldwide, So in nineteen
seventy six, they're about seventy seven Kiss we're playing and
guess who supported Kiss in Australia. No, this is overseas
in the overseas ACDC. Oh, so there. If that was
the case, if you bought that here, you wouldn't have
ACDC supporting Kiss because that would be do you know

(18:45):
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, but so the times have changed. I mean Carlie
Minogue had the Veronicas with.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Them, Sidney lap I had the Veronicas.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, that's right. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
As soon as you say things like mandatory, then you're
gonna get some half baked band that you've got to
sit there and put up with.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I don't want to see that. If you get someone
that's really good and sure.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Taylor Swift and the Radiators are supporting Taylor Swift, and
yes they use the radiators.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'm one hundred percent for it.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Unusual combination.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
What a great show you put the radiators on. Everyone
loves the Radiators. I don't know why they don't get
you know, they should get the Accolades Grand Final, get
the radiators on.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Do you think they should be supporting Lady Gaga? They
should be supporting Beyonce and it comes out.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Get the rads on, not.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Rads all the time. You're gonna have.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
Rads all the time. You not a salada.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
But I hear where you go and see the radiators perform,
and they they out every time.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
They play. It's like they're playing.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
At the Ederitainer, but you're just as bad as everyone
else by saying just use one. The whole point of
this is to show the length and breadth of Australian talent.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Okay, so what maybe the Screaming Jets how we'll see
and the Angels they're big, they're major bands.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
This is to get other.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Bands about Lime Cordial Lime Cordial.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Making Ozzie support x mandatory.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
We're throwing the word in tree just to see how
you feel about it. Making Ozzie support ex mandatory would
passed the pub test.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Dam Nation Jones, I'm just in the ball. Identity's not
in that other movie.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Bob Catter. Let's talk about Bob Catter.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
We all know I was gonna say no one loved
Bob Catter, not necessarily. We all know the Alarican Queensland politician. Yeah,
we know him, not necessarily for.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
His politics Indigenous. He said the other day that he's indigenous.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Well apparently he sometimes identifies as it and sometimes doesn't,
which doesn't do anyone any favors because.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
He's as white as I am. I don't you know,
is he just making that up?

Speaker 5 (20:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Who knows what goes on in the head of Bob Catto,
most famous for many Australians for this.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Thankful for title to the sexual Clarities.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
I mean, don't say me a thousand blossoms bloods of concerned, But.

Speaker 11 (20:59):
I spend any time an't because in the meantime, every.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
One of the months, Thanks Bob person was torn to
pieces by a crocodile.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
And that's how we got that job at Allmark Cards.
The interesting he was on an Australian Story episode over
the holidays which I didn't see it and I'm just
catching up with now. Did you know that when the
Beatles came to Australia he was part of an egging.
Remember the Beatles got egged when they came to Australia.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, yeah, I did know this.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
He was one of them, of course he was. He
was an egger.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Of course. At black Cook.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Garry Williams kicked the door out and we said we're
going to egg the Beetles. Get your gear on and
I said, why do you want to throw eggs the Beatles?
He said, well, you're getting better to do.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
No, oh no, I haven't. So anyway, we.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Went through the eggs the Beetles, and of course we
were international news and I could to find myself to
do the interviews. I said it was sort of an
intellectual reaction against beetle Mania. At some stage someone had
to stand up good, someone had to stand up. People

(22:02):
are enjoying these guys. We've got to stand.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
An intellectual response, do you think so?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
And the Beatles at the time are asked about it,
and if you get the chance, we'll just.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Throw the e filed the young.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
To find out experience.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
What was John saying?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Who's going to smash them? But John Lennon was a
bit of a bluer. He used to bash.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Everyone, so I would just throw an egg at him.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Wh would you think if only Bob cat would think
that was an intellectual response to people enjoying music exactly, And.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
He loves his own music. He's very musical himself.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
I can assure you, Bob Katter, Jane, you're older.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
The best for you, you Cannel.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Be very sure bubble work a night.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Day week, got any eggs?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
When I say the dopes that run this country case
in point Sham Notion podcast, When.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
God I wanted to get on please now gluting your
windollars stick your head on a jell.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Now have the joints and demand rubs the pub test
today making Aussie support acts mandatory?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Well, the Men's Labor Government isn't at this stage making
them mandatory, but they have announced that there will be
significant twenty thousand dollars reduction in your fee for your
venue if you use an Australian Support Act.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
That it be just the sandwiches for Lady Gaga show.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Would international acts care the big ones that are making
so much money, but that is a significant amount for
slightly smaller acts. This is a way of getting Australian
acts to have higher visibility. But do you want to
go and see a support act that you don't know?

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Would you rather see the support act that the International
Act brings out with them? So where how do you
feel about this?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Owenzi kiss When they came here for their last last
tour and they had.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
The Poor on do you love the poor? P double
O R poor P double o R? The poor? Are
they greating down? Are they great?

Speaker 6 (24:02):
More?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Wine? Way to please come in? You know that song?

Speaker 8 (24:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I don't think I do, but I didn't know half
the Kiss Songs are there and I was a fan
of this making Aussie support acts mandatory.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Should we be doing that? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 10 (24:14):
Oh? Absolutely? I am one hundred percent for this because
the way Spotify is screwing over artists, it's very hard
for them to get out there now, and it would
be awesome if an Australian act is there before the
main over feedback.

Speaker 7 (24:32):
Look, I think it's a tough one because most international
bands travel with their support bands, So what are they
going to.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Say to them?

Speaker 8 (24:38):
You know, you have a rest while we go and
do the tour.

Speaker 11 (24:41):
I think they need to have a support and a
Ozzy support plan.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
It's to support bands.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
I think it's equivalent to a tariff. If you're importing acts,
you're paying more.

Speaker 10 (24:51):
If you're using local acts.

Speaker 12 (24:52):
You pay left.

Speaker 9 (24:53):
I agree that we shall be supporting Michael Talent. Like
last year, I saw Pink twice and Tones and I
opened up for her and she was brilliant.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
I'm against it.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
I think it's just smoking mirrors to high the fact
that we've watch so many live venues over the last
couple of decades.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
I totally agree, but I don't know when is the
rules chased because since the seventies, eighties and nineties, part
of the rules of International Act coming to Australia was
they had to employ so many Australian employees, and that
used to always include the entertainment.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Interesting, Jem said, Trump, what's he up to?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I read something yesterday that said, that's a thing that
said Trump officially has entered the psychotic emperor phase. He's
not coming back the popiumage, was it? That was the line.
He's crossed it and he's just kept walking. He's not trolling anymore.
This is clinical delusion. The tariffs on movies, reopening Alcatraz, say,
these aren't policies.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
This is a man, the.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Psychotical I missed that must.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
To reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison, right, Okay, Yeah,
And he said they say here, look, this is what
the same thing went on to say. Margat is clapping
along like it's a church revival. No one is driving
the bus anymore. He's just throwing They're throwing gasoline in
the air and screaming Kumbaya and Hallelujah. The latest thing
we hear is that Donald Trump iss anound one hundred

(26:16):
percent tariffs on movies. Produced in foreign lands, and Australia
makes a lot of American movies. So remind me Brendan
how the tariffs would work on films that aren't made
in America.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Four guy, For example, a film made here and it
was pretending to be in America, yes, and then actually anyway,
so they make that movie here, everyone comes over here,
makes the movie, and then when it goes back to
America to be screen there will be a tariff of
one hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
The cinema goers would pay.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
That would be all past time company. Yeah, the film
company would pay it, so they would.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Be incentive therefore being make your own films in America.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
And they make the movies here because it's cheaper to
make it, because in America, Hollywood has become such that
it's quite expensive to make a movie.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
We have huge incentive here in Australia. There's a thirty
percent location offset offered by the federal government, thirty percent
offset for post production for digital and visual effects, and
many state governments within that also have their own incentives.
So many American companies make films here, employ Australians.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
It's a big industry for Australia.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
People like Rebel Wilson, for example, wouldn't have had her
international career if it wasn't for Hollywood making movies over
here ghost Rider, remember her start that she was just
the woman in the alley.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Could you tell us about the good Samaritan?

Speaker 13 (27:32):
Well, I'll never forgetting that for sure. He was tall,
broad shoulders and thin, really thin like Blonie, and his
face was a skull and it was on the fire.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Oh there was that Nicholas Cage film.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah, but it started off well, some big films.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
For example, when I was living in Kuji.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I still live in Cudjie, But when we first moved
to Cudjee and Lean was a newborn Bay baby. The
woman from them who was carry Anne Moss from the
Matrix was living downstairs and she was having night shoots
all kind of things. And I was so anxious that
I had a crying baby, and I kept looking out
to see if Keanu would ever drop in. I went
up to visit my mum and dad with my newborn
baby and Harley phone and said, listen to this, and

(28:17):
he put the phone out the window and I heard
happy birthday?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Did Kiana birthday? Part of him in the backyard and
where are you Brisbane with your son, with your mom's son,
and my mom and my dad. But it's a huge industry.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
It generates about one point three eight billion dollars in
box office revenue the Australian cinema industry. This is what's
being targeted. And our government said, we're not going to
take this lying down me are going.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
To fight back. I think they're saying that because they
got excited, as you did, to see Sidney Sweeney on
the front page of the paper because she made a
film here in Australia.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
You know, any time that they put Sydney Sweeney on
the front page of the newspaper's a good time.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
But I wonder if we do our own personal protest,
that we just refuse to interview international guests when they
come out here.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Sidney Sweeney, I'm sorry, No, that's person.

Speaker 10 (29:02):
No.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I think you said that it mattered a lot to
you that we send up for our industry.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
No, I think any exception any way, But Donald he
makes exceptions and surely we can do the same.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Surely.

Speaker 14 (29:14):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast, Amanda my.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Grandpa on the mid Day Show.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
There'll always be some.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
I don't know why you sa beand out of shape.
You offer me a tomato soup. I don't want it now?
Can I have it after the show?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
This room smells like an aged care facility when we
crack open our couple soups. I feel like one now
and you didn't want one now, and I said, well,
I bought them. The offer is now and it's not
going to later on. The offer won't be there. Can
I just put it on?

Speaker 7 (29:50):
No?

Speaker 5 (29:50):
I can't, because you don't.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
If you invite me around to your dinner on house
for dinner Friday night, I can't make it Friday.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
I don't go around on Saturday and go through your cupboards.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Like you've gone mad with power.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
It's like the tower off thing that's happening over there
in America. Does that mean our star turn on Bold
and the Beautiful? Do you remember that you played journalist
number three?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
You were journalist number two, and Ida Buttrose played journalists
number one. We're on the steps of the opera house.
They made Bold and the Beautiful here, and we had
to quiz the bride about something I can barely remember.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Jarny, how is the closed?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
To keep up with?

Speaker 4 (30:28):
You?

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Run fast and very very hard work in the morning
and marry in the afternoon. Yeah, that's just how we roll.

Speaker 10 (30:36):
I guess. Well.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
The Presbee inviteds of the wedding.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Videos pray before you go, I have as you don't
marry me, you stay here and you marry me.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
We can make a life together on a great tool.

Speaker 12 (30:51):
Okay, Jerlie, the wedding is off.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
We've lived happily together ever since.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
I think our acting was better than they.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Didn't you add lib I remember you had libbing about
won don't you stay here and marry me?

Speaker 5 (31:04):
I think you script a script? There was a script.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Was a script. Someone's going to pay for that.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
You were all paying.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
The Bondai Icebergs reopened on the weekend. They have their
traditional winter swim.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
They fixed the pool.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Well that was the thing, wasn't it. It was smashed.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Remember then at the start of April there was an
incredible swell that brought about the waves that just smashed
the glass and all the windows of the icebergs. So
they've had to close the pool. But they have their
annual ice jumping tradition. This is where members of the
icebergs whole blocks of ice and jump into the water.
My friend Anita is a member of the iceberg.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
You do double a chattery with her.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Yeah, they're quite strict rules with.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
The icebergs that you have to swim every week for
a number for a number of seasons, and if you don't,
I think you have to apply in writing. It's very
old fashioned and it's only after you've swum for a
number of years. I think that you become a member
where you can jump in and take part when if
you feel like it, but don't have to go every week.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Well, they don't want diletons.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
They don't want diletons.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
It's because it.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Can be tool city around there, and there's someone will
loagive that to go and you never see them again.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
You're going to have the stones and show up every
week and.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Just see your shrunken stones through the winter.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
What you got to do?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
So from Bondai icebergs to icebergs of a different kind,
there's the University of Minnesota has such a thing as
a Lettuce Club and every year they have an annual
competition could you eat an.

Speaker 13 (32:35):
Entire head of lettuce in under three minutes? This is
the University of Minnesota lettice Club, a group that meets
once a year to see who can eat a one
pound head of iceberg lettuce the fastest, whether or without dressing.
The al teim record two minutes and thirty five seconds.
The winner is crowned head lettuce and has to organize
next year's meeting.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
So they all have different techniques.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
They have to eat a one pound lettuce, which is
about half a kilo, and it has.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
To be an iceberg. What's your strategy for you next?

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Smaller bites, faster chewing, so like a rabbit, basically just nibble.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Right, yeah, and they all take it, as you can imagine,
very seriously.

Speaker 13 (33:07):
Each lettice has formally weighed before the competition begins. Then
participants must place their right hand on their lettuce and
receave the pledge. Then they start chowing down. To show
you finish the entire hand, you have to stand up,
raise the dam and prove your mouth as empty to wein.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Doalks dorks, absolute dorks, And you should see the pictures
of it. There's a guy with the big lettuce on
his head and he puts a lettuce crown on the
person who wins in it's a.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Lot of ick involved.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
There's a dating scenario UNI that would not be a
group where I would think, for I joined the Claret Club,
at least.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
There was a bit more grunt in that.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, and then you chucked all over the curtain.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
I know, well, I.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Mean this the letters competition. It does sound like a
ridiculo concept, doesn't it. But you know where they're doing
it just because you like to say, Rubi.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Is such a disappointment, Oh.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Brandon, you have to learn to love a pun.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
If only they selected the new pope this way, But no,
they have a reasonable way of doing it. They get
a chimney and they blow all sorts of different colored
smoke out of it.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
That sounds like more fun.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
How does the conclave work? We're going to talk to
Joel Hodge.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
He's from the Australian Catholic University and he's joining us
next Jones.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Well, on May seven, that's tomorrow the election of the
two hundred and sixty seventh Catholic Pope will begin. The
process is known as a conclave.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
But how does it work?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Who selects the new Pope? Who are the front runners?
Help us understand it all? Is someone who knows this
stuff inside out? Professor Joel Hodge from the Australian Catholic University.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Hello Joel Hi, Morning, Professor morning, Can I ask question
number one? Why do they build a new chimney each time?
I thought they just have the same chimney.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Well, I think they have to repair it. They have
to make sure it does its job. So everyone's got
their eyes fixated on it.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
It goes black or.

Speaker 7 (35:04):
White, of course, depending on whether they elect a pope.
If they get to the two thirds majority, it goes
white and everyone's excited, but it's black until they until
they get to that point.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
I would have thought that with Donald Trump showing his
head into the ring, the orange smoke might be getting
a look in.

Speaker 7 (35:22):
Well, obviously that caused quite a stir that that that
image of him as pope, and a lot of a
lot of Catholics, including those I think who voted for him,
we're not happy with that image. I mean, he has
tried to come out and say, you know, it was
a lighthearted thing and all that, and of course Catholics

(35:43):
don't mind a joke, but I think, yeah, you have
to be careful. At this time, Pope France is just
having died, and you know there's a lot of sensitivities
and mourning going on.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Of course, of course, so can you talk us through
the process? Is there a lot of political jostly, does.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Each potential pope have their own lobbyists?

Speaker 5 (36:06):
What actually happens behind the scenes now.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
Well, at the moment, they're having what's called general congregations,
so they're all the cardinals, including those who are over eighty.
The ones over eighty can't vote, but they can participate
in these initial discussions before the conclave actually begins tomorrow,
and they're discussing various things. The Vatican has put out
statements about some of the topics that the cardinals have

(36:30):
talked about. It's a chance for all the cardinals to
talk about different things that they're concerned with. So they've
talked about things about presenting the faith to the world
at this time, the geopolitical situation, the place of the family,
all manner of different things that they've been talking about.
So they'll do these initial meetings and discussions, and of

(36:54):
course they'll be praying together, they'll be talking with each other,
getting to know each other. It's a very global group,
probably the most global group we've ever had. Pope Francis
increase the number of representatives from Africa and Asia, so
a lot of cardinals are from countries that have never
had representation before, including some of our own region like

(37:16):
East Teymoor, never had a cardinal elector before. And then
tomorrow the cardinal electors one hundred and thirty three who
are there in Rome will go into the Sistine Chapel
and into their accommodation nearby and they will be cut
off from the outside world so that there's no external influence.
Of course, in the past there have been lots of

(37:37):
politics around the papal elections, particularly from the kings and
queens of Europe, and so they've tried to block that
out and ensure that the cardinals are able to pray,
talk and have a really deep and meaningful time together
because they're not just talking with each other.

Speaker 8 (37:53):
They're talking with God.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
So they've got to have some silence to do that.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
And that begs the question of religion.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
You're praying to God, please make me, Please make me pope,
but all the other guys are doing it as well.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
What does God say He's going on? Come on, you guys.

Speaker 15 (38:08):
Work out exactly well.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
There is a degree of humility here that's meant to
be had, and I think anyone who realizes what the
papacy involves. You know, the biggest organization in the world,
you could say, with the most amount of people, the
longest history. You know, the scale of that task is
so intimidating. So I think anyone with half of mind
would be intimidated from that and.

Speaker 11 (38:32):
Would recoil from it.

Speaker 7 (38:35):
So I think there does need to be a degree
of humility. People won't be canvassing for themselves or anything
like that. There's not that kind of politicking going on,
but there are discussions about, you know, who is a
good leader, who's a good spiritual person, who has these views,
all that kind of thing. That's natural, but they will
be trying to say, you know, who's really the right
person at this time.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
You said earlier, Joel that there were like hundreds of
cardinals there, but how many being voted for.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
Well, there's one hundred and thirty three who are eligible
to elect, so they're below eighty and they're of good health.
There's two that can't make it because they're not in
good health. And anyone any man are baptized, could be
elected because you have to be the Bishop of Rome,
and that's reserved to men at the moment, So anyone.

(39:26):
They could elect anyone outside or inside the conclave. Usually
they elect people within their group because they're the ones
that have had the experience and history and they get
to know each other and all that kind of thing.
So there are some leading contenders amongst the cardinals in
our own region. Cardinal Taglay is being talked about. He's

(39:47):
from the Philippines. Cardinal Parolan who was the second in
charge under Pope Francis, He's Italian. He's being talked about.
There's some African cardinals, Cardinals Sarah, Cardinal Turkson that are
being talked about as well. So there's a range of
different people. But as they say, you go into a
conclave of the Pope and you come out of cardinal
you never know.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
And then an African pipe that would be that would
be unprecedented, It.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Would be extraordinary.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
You know, we've had people from North Africa, but it
would be extraordinary at this time because Catholicism has grown
so much in Africa. It's really on fire there, and
the cardinals and the people from Africa, I think it
would just be such an amazing boost to that continent
and a great contribution to the church.

Speaker 9 (40:35):
So there's some.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
Good candidates there, but whether they get the two thirds
majority is a question. But a couple of them have
had experience in the Vatican. Two Cardinal Turks and Cardinals
Sarah both have had experience, so they are people that could.

Speaker 9 (40:49):
Do the job.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
So they're going to the conclave tomorrow. When are we
likely to see the white smoke?

Speaker 7 (40:54):
Well, they are talking about the cardinals wanting a short conclave.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
But who knows.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
They have three initial days where they do voting, and
if they haven't got someone by that time, they can
have another day of prayer to try to really discern
who might be suitable.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
So hopefully within those.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
First three days.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Pope Francis was elected within two days, so fingers crossed.
But if that doesn't happen, they'll have to keep keep looking,
keep discussing, and try to narrow it down.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
Eventually, maybe the two candidates, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Well look for them down to Bunnings buying some firelighters.
They wouldn't use little Lucifer, so I'd imagine a church
approved firelighter.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Would imagine job that was. That's extraordinary, professor, thank.

Speaker 8 (41:43):
You, thank you.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Right now, instance Amanda's here.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
It is ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
You can pass if you don't know an An, We'll come
back to that question if time permits. You get all
the questions right. One thousand dollars Happy days for you?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Yeah, well that's the first step.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Then you can play for two thousand if you choose
one question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Sean is in Bargo. Ho's things in Bargo Sean today? Yes?
Can you see all that smoke down there? Look at that?

Speaker 10 (42:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yes, from our vand the Pope.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Well, we are in not Sydney.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
It looks like a big I thought it was just cloud,
low covered cloud, but it.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Is, so you're right, it's smoke.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Well, Sewan, and see what we can do for you.
Let's get you some money. Ten questions sixty seconds. Say
pass if you're not sure, because we might be able
to come back. Okay, sure, good luck. Here we go
comes question number one? What number is uno?

Speaker 5 (42:44):
Question two? Finish this somewhere over the rainbow? Question three.
Champagne and oj combined makes what drink?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Question four. A p dietrist specializes in what question five?
True or false? Cow has four stomachs? Question six? What's
the capital of Canada?

Speaker 10 (43:09):
Montreal?

Speaker 5 (43:11):
It's a trick one. It's Ottawa. That's a hard one. Yeah,
I reckon if we went if we went back, you'd
know these ones. Number you know is one.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
If they've had a champagne and orange shoes combined, you're
having a mimosa. And podetrist specializes in feet.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Yeah you say that, Sorry, Sean?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Are you sure?

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I'm the podcast.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Have you seen those tiktoks where people our age are
asking their kids questions about the technology in the life.
We had to see if they know what we're talking about.
There's one that says, do you know what Yellow Pages is?
And the kids one woman said, I don't know? Is
it a band? And uh? And people standy didn't even
your daughter did this? Standing in front of her the

(44:03):
Rosary doll roary doll phone, She kept her finger in
the No, she did yet to spin it. You just
put it in the hole. You didn't think you had
to move it around?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah, I said, you've got to move it around, And
then she left a finger in it.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
As how would have you survived?

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:15):
I know it's but this is they don't have to survive.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
And we always tell them the stories of how when
I grew up there was one phone in the house.
It was that there was a phone table that it
was on, and you'd ask your mom or.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Dad if you could use the phone.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Yeh, those were the days.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I was so jealous that Gidget had a phone in
her bedroom, had a really long call, went into a bedroom.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, they had their own line, but we never had
that here, did we know?

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Well, we had extensions, but everyone if you're on the
phone talking to your girlfriend or something like that, everyone
could listen.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
In my very first boyfriend if he'd phone, and we
had the code for if people were around, and how
would they not be around? The phone was in the
middle of the house. It was I'm doing the washing up,
and how stupid my parents knew I wasn't doing the
washing up.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
What was the code for a bit of no, It
was I.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Can't talk freely because people are.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Around, ducks on the pond, I'm.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Doing the washing up. But these days people take their
phones everywhere. Case in point. A cricketer is playing county
cricket in England. Lancashire was versus Gloucestershire. This is quite
high up the chain. The batsman is running down the
length of the pitch when this happens.

Speaker 15 (45:22):
Something drops out of Tom. I think he's his mobile phone.
No way, I've never seen that before. Singdale running off
with Yes, Tom Bedley's mobile phone.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
So he's running, he's running to, you know, scoring a
run and you can see it drop out of his phone.
Why would a cricketer have his phone in his pocket?
Was he trying to count his steps?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Well, it's pretty boring.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
He's a batsman.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
He's stuck out the back.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
He's a batsman feeling. That's what they're saying. I've never
seen that before. It's different. If you're at the backing
candy crash, you can do whatever anything, But when you're
the batsman, that's better.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Joy take your phone there.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
You can't take your phone there.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I've had many situations where it's.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
I know that you have I know you know.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
You remember when Brian Henderson, news reader was retiring, and
that was Peter Everdon's birthday. I get into the room
earlier to leave my phone in my bike jacket across
the room and.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
The Channel nine function room, all the.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Channel nine people come in, they're all there.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I get separated from my jacket and then Brian Anderson
is sitting on my jacket.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
For some reason, someone rings me and my ring tone, which.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Is a bangy ac DC song, goes off, and because
I didn't have it set to voicemail, it kept ringing
forty second said what goose Ray had said? Some box
head has left his phone on and I said, ah,
and it's coming from Brian Anderson.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I said, oh, well that's actually my.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, Brian Henderson wouldn't have what was the song shaker
legs that was Brian's ring tone. Because I just kept
going and going going.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
It was the longest forty seconds of my lifeline.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Well, look, the tribal drum is going to be for that.
We're going to call it.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
You can't take your phone there. Yeah, Well if that's
not ir retaining enough, I don't know what is GM.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
An English cricketer has been caught out when his phone
dropped out of his pocket.

Speaker 5 (47:20):
Well he was he was a batsman. He's running down
the pitch and this happens.

Speaker 15 (47:26):
You can't take your phone to that drops out of
tom I think he's his mobile phone.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Oh way, the tribal dramas beating for this, that's something.

Speaker 15 (47:36):
That drops out of I think he's his mobile phone.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Ding.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
That's all we need. Hello, Ian, where was the phone?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
The morning?

Speaker 11 (47:44):
James and Amanda It was twenty years ago. We were
in a packed church for a funeral. We were about
to take our seat and my wife's phone went off
and the ringtone was always looked on the bright side
of light.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Ah, it would sound almost deliberate.

Speaker 11 (48:00):
Well yes, but as these things are, took my ages
to turn it off. So went redder and redder.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
And.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Was a reaction good to people laugh? Do they get it?

Speaker 11 (48:12):
After the service and people around us all went that
was sort of funny but very awkward. Yes, I know
people were fine, but yeah, a funny time.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Remember when one of the Pointer sisters died, Brendan. We
haven't been working together for very long. We thought we
need to play a nice song. I thought slow hand
was inappropriate at the.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Last way Fire.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
No, couldn't play fire, so we went with I'm so excited.
As we listened to it, go and I thought.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
This sounds dreadfulst and best dune point. I'm so sad lucky.
We don't do anything like that anymore, much better. So
two thousand and five, Robin has joined us.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Hello Robin, where was the phone?

Speaker 9 (48:46):
Well, it was actually a client of mine who was
a doctor, and she was in a meeting with eminent
surgeons and her mum ranger and her mum was loaded
in as it's that crazy bitch.

Speaker 8 (49:01):
Can you get that ringed on?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Didn't you have got a friend? You have a friend
and they use the Darth Mader Darth Vader.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Yes, his wife was trying to phone him and he
left his phone at home, so she came up as
the Darth Vader theme charming. That's how she found out,
all right, we're going to take more of your calls.
You can't take your phone there.

Speaker 14 (49:24):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 11 (49:31):
The legendary poet Jerseyman the actress.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
An English cricketer, has been caught out when his phone
popped out of his pocket.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
He wasn't feeling, which would think is fair enough. No,
he was batting.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
He was batting and he was running between wickets when
the commentators saw the phone drop out of his pocket.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
You can't take your phone to that. The tribal dramas
beatty for this. Joanne is in Windsor.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Hello, Joanne, Oh there you're going very well? What was
the there was the fine? What happened?

Speaker 8 (50:02):
Well earlier this year again like the other young Blake,
my mother passed away, and right before the funeral, I
walked up to the coffin to put the photo of
my mother on the coffin. I put my phone down
on the coffin when I when I did that, and
when I sat back down on the front road because

(50:22):
I was obviously it's my mother. So I was in
the front rail. The funeral had started. Everyone was sitting
there nice and quietly, and then my friend starts ringing
and it was on her coffin, so I had to
get up. I was so embarrassed, but it was. It
was funny but not funny, and it was playing the

(50:43):
lazy song what song you know that's today? I'm not
doing anything.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
This was a lazy line in a coffin, and they
would have thought it was coming from your mum's like
in the coffin, in.

Speaker 8 (51:04):
The coffin, it was getting there just near the flowers
and the picture.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
But Joanne, would your mom have laughed at that?

Speaker 8 (51:12):
I'm sure she would. We all have a pretty good
sense of humor, so it was. Yeah, it was pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, Well, condolences to you. I'm sorry, you poor thing.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
At least you could smile on the day.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
That wasn't someone else, Joeanne. If anyone else is going
to do it, at least it was you.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
At least it was yeah, because.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
I remember, like when my dad died, I had to
get up and do it like a little Bible reading.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
And I got up on the stage or whatever it
is where the al trees.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
You're not good at that, And I had mister shows.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Performed and I slipped, you know when I said it,
because I slipped. I had these shiny, nice floor shm
shoes on and they slipped on the stagey bit, And
I thought, where we go? Imagine that I fall over
and you take Dad's coffin out and all that sort
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
That didn't happen. But the less I can see the
old man, good on you mate.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Good on your Brendan.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
At least he bought new shoes.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
When I was younger, I always was attracted to Brains.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
From the Thunderbird.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Sure, seriously, yes, if you know, at least he got wood.
But you know, when I was in my twenties, had
a crush on Clive James.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
You were so worthy.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
It was there, he was.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
It was I just wanted someone to be smart and funny.
And now that I'm one hundred and fifty eight years old, well,
I've discovered Jack Reacher. But it started with Outlander, you did?
I think it started with Outlander? And then it's now
I'm onto Jack Reacher and he is a massive man
mountain and I've started at the beginning.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
I'm up to series one of this big Jack reach.
I know it is, so.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I've got a whole lot still to go. But there
was a shower scene last night when it.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Is a series with the female Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
So she comes into the shower with him.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Yeah, but he is he's in the shower and he's
this moody, you know, quiet. He looks like a character
from sim City, and he moves around southern say much.
But he's he's got muscles on his muscles, as they say.
And I was surprised at how inflamed I was.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
You're inflamed.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
And I also.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Blame because I've started getting into that fairy porn that
my friend put me on. To men with bats men
who aren't bats but they've got wings, but they've got
big muscles.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
But Batman maybe no, Well, Badman's just to reach go
a lot of toys.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Yeah, well no, this is this is men who were
kind of brooding and difficult. But it's the same story.
It's Jane Eyre, It's fifty Shades of Great. It's the
same story where it's sound of Music.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
There's a hard.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Man who you think he doesn't like me, and you
found out that isn't The enigmatic nature of him is
that he's loved you all along.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
This is the same trope.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I don't know if Jack Riach is going to go there,
but so I put my down my fairy porn and
read some sensible books and now I've gone back to
some dragon pawn, which and anyway, I'm enjoying that. In
the Dragon Pall, they don't have it off with the dragons,
but there are dragons in it, and the men are
still built very you know.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Big descriptions of what they look like.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
But I found some old photos we're clearing out our
garage of the kids, their little school photos, and one
of them with these little bookmarks.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Isn't this cute?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Because my children are now in their twenties, little pictures
of them from preschool. So I cut out the bookmarks
and I noticed, just say, the worst thing is I've
got a bookmark of Jack and All. It's designed that
their little faces poke out the top.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
So I've got that.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Poking out of my dragon porn. It may as well
be a massive cold spoon.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
So I'm going to have to move in my bookmarks.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I'll stop the urges.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
I'll stop the urges. But it's funny.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
The older I get, the more I need to strap
on a chin sponge, with that chin sponge, with that
kind of thing. It used to be, Oh, are they
sensitive when I was a teenager? Are they sensitive nowadays?
Big of their muscles, hard rock.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
I'm going to be a horrific eighty year old.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I have to buy a set of boxing gloves.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Look at a drooling jem.

Speaker 16 (55:11):
Jam Na said, would you like to win twenty thousand dollars?

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Yeah, you have to complain and wins. You be okay
with that.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I'm not a complain of neural winter.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
I think you're bit of both.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
But thanks to my cell stocks and gravies, we have
twenty thousand dollars for our favorite gholie of the year.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
What have we got today?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
What really gets my ghoulies is when people eat really
strong smelling food.

Speaker 7 (55:37):
It's like tuna or egg sandwiches on public transport early
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yeah, good, need on a train?

Speaker 5 (55:45):
You drink on a train.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
You got a plane and a train. Oh you like
to have a little yeasty burps.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
That's an attractive smell for everybody.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Sneaky beer on the train. You're not a lad to
do that, though.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
You can't say nothing.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Keep it to yourself. If you're discrete about it. It's okay.
I don't walk in onto the train with a curtain
of long necks on your shoulder and start drinking it.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
No, not again.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
What else have we got? It's work, it's Michael.

Speaker 17 (56:12):
Is the fact that WSFM actually changed their name to
Gold and didn't really make a big effort to gain
talk with the general public. Because I had never heard
nothing about it till it got changed.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
I can't think we did.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
I thought we knock on everyone.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
There were buses, there's still buses driving around. There was
TV ads, there was a campaign on air WSFM now
Sydney's Gold one o.

Speaker 12 (56:38):
One WSFM now Gold one oh one point sevens Jonesy
and Amanda we.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Should keep matching ws tattoos.

Speaker 14 (56:45):
U and tattoos Sydney's WSFM has a really named gold
one on one point seven and we.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Wanted to get a WS tattoos.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Yeah, I think I think we were supposed to knock
on doors and make sure everybody's.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
What they did in the old days when two WS
became WSFM, they went around and knocked on making this
up seriously elderly people's doors.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Now, do you know how to use your radio? Come on, guys,
we've got no time. Just catch on. We've moved on.
Let's keep going.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Let's keep going.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
I'm all about moving forward out of the band and
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A cricketer has left if.

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You have the jonesy in the amount of ttail as well.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
A cricketer has left everyone stumped when his mobile phone
fell out of his pocket while he's running down. He's
a batsman, scoring his first runs of his innings, so
the travel drum was beating four. You can't take your
phone there something that drops out of I think it's
his mobile phone.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Robin from Hornsby called in with this.

Speaker 9 (57:56):
A client of mine who was a doctor and she
was in a meeting with eminent surgeon and her mum
ranger and her mum was loaded in as it's that
crazy bitch.

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Sure right at you two. That's enough.

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We will be back again tomorrow.

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