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Why are the feminists coming for Jonesy? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
On the podcast today.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, ay, well, well, Brendan, you have become a viral sensation.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Is it because of my motorcycling prowess? No, it's my
wind serving prowess. No, don't have another guess.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
My love making prowess. No, actually, I don't want to
go viral for that.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
You any viruses? No, it's a feminist Instagram site has
taken on board that you don't listen to a word.
I say. They've taken actual audio from our show, put
it on their website and thousands and thousands and thousands
of people have said he doesn't listen to a word.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
She said, it's just a human thing.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
And the tribal drama wall beat for that.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Too, down to the Jonesy the man around, to the
pub test, Prince Harry expecting security.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Does that pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Guy Montgomery? Key, we comedians going to be joining us?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yep, TikTok taker whoa. I'm still feeling a bit crooked
from that.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well, isn't that the same as every week?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
And gets my goolies?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
That's coming up as well in this podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
A miracle of recording. We have so many requests for
them to do it again. Mistress Amanda and ms Keller.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Friend in am making the tools of the train.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the
legendary part Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Congratulations, we're right now, Josey and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
An silky giant.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Now good radio.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda's shoot.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
Timy, we're on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Tell me the bond it to you? Missus Woods.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I am very well. I love that blouse, very snazzy.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
It also has a matching pair of pants. I bought
this at a consignments towards Alexander McQueen, you know, have
you heard of him, famous departed English designer. And it's
got matching trousers, which is sort of that Pajamary.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Sure you look good enough to go to the met
gala and look not like a coop, like a coop
like Andre three thousand wearing a piano in his bagh.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Was that him?

Speaker 8 (02:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Is that him?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
What happened to the Pinkett Smith's kids? He came as
a little house.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh that was last year. Wasn't it His head was
inside a house.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
He looked like he looked like steam shovel. Mister squiggle.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, absolutely. Can I just say I've had so many
nice comments about the show The Piano.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You are so good on that.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, it's a gorgeous show. It's a lovely show. And
a friend of mine sent me this lovely text which
just says this, get ready because here it comes. She said,
what a great celebration of love, loss, courage, grief, talent,
and hope, all set to music.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I thought, well, that's a very good show.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It is. I saw this to The Women's Weekly did
a nice thing. They on their social media they said,
last night's episode of The Piano was so touching. This
is a nice thing. They've written. We know Amanda keller
Go's kindness and good feelings. Follow read our piece about
her relationship with her husband here yep. And then they've
taken a picture from my Instagram and they've said, here

(03:16):
I am with my husband. It's my brother. Awkward much
that's my brother.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
That's Cameron right there.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, he sent that to me last night. Well, this
is uncomfortable. Someone had sent it to him.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Tasmania magine.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I know so nice sentiment, wrong, picture.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Very wrong, a bitter fact check.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh, ladies, come on Action Pack Show today, it's Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
TikTok Tucker. Oh yeah, we've survived last week's which was
pretty much eating raw chicken. Yep, I make it sound
like it's something I haven't done.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You made us eat raw chicken.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Also, for some reasons, I've upset the feminist world, the feminist.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Universe, what I mean, for some reason, for some reason,
Brendan's gone viral with the ladies, and.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I wanted I tell you right now, we'll talk about that.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I'll try and smooth smooth the way so I don't
get clementined.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know, why don't we do that?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Do you want question one of the Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, yeah, let's say we can't do anything till we
do that.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Reikiavic is the capital city of which I see land.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Why don't you call us?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
It puts the prints on. We have the Magnificent seven
for you questions. Can you go all the way and
answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda
will say.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I've got some news for you about that. Well you
mentioned it earlier. We'll get to it when we get
to it. But I'm just telling people be prepared. The
feminists are coming after Jones.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
You know why I love women?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Maybe it's how often you say that that's upset?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
What's wrong? But you can't like a woman.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Now, you can't like a woman?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
What I think they're great.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
We had a meeting other day. He said, you women
in our about all our highly qualified producers. You said,
this isn't a kumbay our convention. Now, I just want
things done. There's a man woman things. Stop talking. You
actually said those.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Things are fraud now, Okay, it's very hard to be
a middle aged white man at the moment.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
You be okay with it?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Would you telethon to be a middle aged white.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Man middle age? You're living tow one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, Sean's in Bargo. Hello, Sean.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
On your side.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Thank you, Sean.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
You don't even know what the argument is.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I don't want a war between the sexes because if
there is, there'll be nobody left.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
As quoted by Joe.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Jackson, Okay, question number one for you, Sean, Reikiavik is
the capital city in which I see land.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Correct which best selling novel begins with the line in
the beginning, God created the heaven and the.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Let's say, best selling book rather novel.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
More than a novel, I'm going to be the Bible.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Don't tell me how it ends. All right, let's play
lyrical Assassin. Over to you, Brendan, because you're a man,
tell us what these you're going to quote some lyrics,
and Sean, you have to tell us what the lyrics are.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
What's this going to cost me?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Nothing? That isn't it?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
By the way, Okay, Sean, you can brush my hair
undress me anywhere.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Imagine life is your creation.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well you've mispronounced it.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I mean imagination. Life is your creation, you know. And
you can brush my hair Showan. You're can undress me
anywhere imagination anywhere.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Life is a creation.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh, Curriculus, there's no shame in not knowing.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
So strong, brother, that sound like I'm on triple M. Jeremy,
Norella and Vale.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Hello Jeremy, Good morning, Jeremy. Let me have a go here.
You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere. Imagination life
is your creation. What's the song, Jeremy, it's buddy.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Girl Denmark's Finest Here, guys, what is the most commonly
broken bone in the human body, Jeremy, is it a
the fema, be the collar bone or see the plange?

Speaker 9 (07:21):
I would probably just a No.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
It's so that's the strongest.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Fea, your fib the top half of your leg.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, firebone, No, it's not that. That's the strongest concrete.
It's not that. Do you know the answer? Podcast magnificent
seven times Question.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Of before it's going to Graham and North kolk Kill
Hullo Graham.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
Good morning, Amanda, good morning.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
What's the most commonly broken bone in the human body?
We've ruled out the femur. Is it the collar bone
or the falange?

Speaker 7 (07:51):
It would be the colar bone.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Do you ever know? Have you done it?

Speaker 10 (07:56):
Yeah? When I was a kid playing.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Jonesy done his too? Haven't your Jonesy?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
What's would you? I do know this because I looked
it up. But do you know what a falange is?

Speaker 11 (08:07):
No?

Speaker 7 (08:07):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's your I think it's a bone in your finger,
your finger bone, your finger bone?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
True or false? Graham?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
If you microwave your phone for at least forty five seconds,
it will charge.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Is this true or false?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
False? And let's be clear about this. If you've just
tuned in.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
For that last You not microwave.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
This isn't a community service announcement.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Don't put your head in a fan, and don't microwave
your phone.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Push your number.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Six.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
The Mexican holiday Chinko de Mayo, happens on which date?
Oh boy, Chinko de Mayo. The date is in the name.
If I've pronounced it correctly, let's Sinko Sinco? Sorry Sinco?

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Don't think?

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Would that be the sixth of.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Man something of Kate's in Gray's point?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Sure, Kate, do you know Scho de Mayo? What's the date?

Speaker 9 (09:09):
I have a feeling it's the day before the sixth
may I have a feeling it's the shift of Kate.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
May you speak fluent Mexican.

Speaker 10 (09:18):
Oil migos?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, wow, wow, that's incredible.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Who hosts Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont's Spelling Bee. Who hosts
that show, Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont's Spelling Bee.

Speaker 9 (09:34):
Let me have a stub. Let me say, Guy Montgomery.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
You've done it. Katie is on our show today.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
One of the chances, what does it say?

Speaker 3 (09:42):
We should get him on the show and boom, here
he is coming up on our show.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Kate It's all coming away.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
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Speaker 1 (10:02):
And Jonesie demandicate to choose fear.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
To Colorie and some Statelar pencils so you can color
with confidence, Kate, anything you'd.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Like to add?

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Can I fight a couple of gives them to the
kids to coloring?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Of course you can.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Of course you can't do it, no licensing, right.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
We don't have to have you filmed doing it yourself.

Speaker 10 (10:19):
We really don't.

Speaker 9 (10:20):
Thank you fabulous, Thank you so much, guys.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (10:23):
Carry on, Cake, Jonesie and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Amanda, It's not.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Going to be anyone but yourself. I'm going to pick
through the germanak our big book of musical facts. Good
on this day. In twenty ten, Katie Perry released to
hit California Girls. Remember when she was just a singer,
before she was an astronaut. The hard thing about this,
you know how she went into space real Yes, it
was all about female empowerment. Which sounds wonderful, but it

(10:56):
was pretty cringey because it was really the first space
journey where all the women spoke about what it meant
to them rather than something about something some bigger feeling
to bring back for anyone they looked in rather than out.
Katie held up a set list for her upcoming concerts.
It was all about personal brand. So she was up

(11:17):
in space for a ten minute Blue Origin space trip.
She kissed the floor as soon as they stepped out
of the aircraft, and here's what she said.

Speaker 12 (11:25):
I feel super connected to love, so connected to love.
I think this experience has shown me you never know
how much love is inside of you, like how much
love you have to give, and how loved you are
until the day you launch.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I don't think she did too many excience experiments.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Where I shouldn't take some rocks up there.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Who knows. But we spoke not long after that to
our Prime Minister hand in the Albaneza.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
He was impressed Katie Perry in space.

Speaker 13 (11:56):
Ah, that was weird.

Speaker 9 (11:58):
I love Katie Perry, but why did she go into space?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I mean really summed it up, it was female empowerment.
Let's go back to when she was just a singer.
Shall we Yeah, here it is.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
It's twenty five to seven California girls right now, gold
on one point seven Gem Nations.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Brendon Jones. You've gone viral, We both have. But the
focus is you.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Well, this is good?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Is this me riding that V eight dirt drag bike,
that big smoke and V eight motorcycle?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Surely that a game viral?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
What about me windsurfing? What about that?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
What about what about my comments about the Middle East
peace program?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
No? This has gone viral. There have been fire. This
is some of our show has been represented and five
hundred and forty one thousand views of you and me.
It's great, isn't it. I'll tell you what it's about.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
It's you throwing darts at me.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
No. No, it started with this. Pizza Hut were the
biggest buyers of kale not to eat. They used it
to decorate their salad bars. It was garnish because it's
so stiff and green. It was just a garnish.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, and I know that you did because a month
later you said this, did you know?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Fun fact, kale was just meant to be as a decoration.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show. When I told you that, thank you
Tom for appreciating my life.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
When did you say that? Oh my god? Yeah, what
did you say?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
I said exactly that I listen to a word. I say, it.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Sounds like cheap, and there is.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I said exactly that there is a group called her
Empowered Networks.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Is it?

Speaker 14 (13:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
These people have eighteen and a half thousand follows on
Instagram and they have repackaged that and played it, and
they've had all those thousands and thousands of views, five
hundred and forty one thousand views, with all of them
saying the same thing that you don't listen to a word.
I say, I do. Can I read some of the comments? Now,
be strong, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
You don't need to read the comments.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
For me to read the comment.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Probably not.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
This is why I stopped listening to Jones in a man.
He belitts her and other women so much. It says
she's so intelligent she doesn't notice it half the time.
Yes I do, Yes, I do. She deserves an cider
who realizes how intelligent she is. God, he's a red flag.
Nothing like hearing your own words from him. And then
this became more general, people saying they meaning men constantly

(14:31):
take our knowledge and claim it as theirs. And this
is a very common women. It's so true. Someone here said,
at least you listen to her. He just took the
credit all I did.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's a human thing. It's not a man woman thing.
It's a human I think it's to me all the time.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I go, you know what I heard, And I go, yeah,
I told you that last week, Like oh really, and
you know what.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
We just get on.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
But I do think I do think specifically women cop
this than men. I think women have conversations with their
partners and they only half listen, and then that information
gets sprout about.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Their laser focused on stuff. So you might be like
talking about listen to the.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Way you just even talk about it.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Joke.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
No, you're not making a joke. Because we had a
meeting here on Friday and I had to chastise you
because you said, come on, ladies, this isn't a come
by our convention. Well, and you said it's man woman thing.
I said, no, it's not. We're trying to actually discuss
the show, and you belittled us because we were going I.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Was talking to a school principal one time about teenage boys.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
And we were just talking about how male teachers connect
with male students.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
And he said, and he didn't say the problem with
female teachers, but he said, the problem with female teachers
are connecting with they tend to look them in the eye.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
And talk too much.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
To teenage boys, they talk too much, whereas male teachers
when they talk to a teenage boy, they don't look
at them, they just go right, this is what you
did wrong. This is men, basic animals.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
You're not a teenager in the boys teenage years. No,
it doesn't. In the boy's teenage life. Physiologically their brains shift,
but they become as verbal. You're usually this isn't men
aren't teenage.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Boys, but men and men. And what happens is.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
We it is a man woman thing.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
You're saying, we have tons of information.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's a human thing. As I said, it just happens.
But women are more sensitive about it. And rightly say,
possibly fair enough, because women over time have been overlooked
for many many things and had.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Our own words sprouted back at us.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, but it's not like you didn't. That wasn't your
own information. Anyway, you gotta that you get that that
fact from a fantail.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, I never claimed it was my information.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I mean, so it's like, could be anything but that
often anyway.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
All right, well, I'm just telling.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
You I'm not don't be down trodden. I'm not saying
to you.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I'm just telling you Brendan the feminist.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Are there any good comments in there?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Let me have a look. Come on, someone is saying
I want to see him do a wheeling on a
dirt bike. No, I made that up. Would you rather
go viral with this or you in the nude on
the stage when you did the full Monty You have
a choice. Jam Nation, Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning

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on Gold one o one point seven.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Hello, they're fun. Fact and I got this from you
something you sent me the other night. We're about to
play Kate Bush's up.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Apparently, what about that interview that she did about the hill.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
You sent me the I don't want to rain on
your parade.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
But don't hold back. I'll give you permission.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
No, thank you, that never happened the interview. We have
to explain what you might have said the meme. So
you play the role of Bush.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
This is well, someone said this was an interview Kate
Bush had done with the journalists.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeap, what's the meaning behind running up that hill?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
People ask me that often something it's about literally running uphill.
It's not I've never seen It'll let alone one up
one And as she said, I think so I've made
it on.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
You've never seen a heill?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
No? Never? Why would I do that?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I just imagined everyone has seen a hill. There's one
right outside the window. Have a look.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
No, I won't be doing that. Please continue the interview
without any more hill questions.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I don't think I can.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
So I said that to you, saying this sounds like
an interview we would do. Yeah, is it not real?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's not real. This is what she actually said. What
inspired that song?

Speaker 14 (18:27):
That was the first song I wrote when we moved
to the country. I think it was perhaps an expression
of freedom from the things that i'd felt before. It's
very much about love and the power of love and
the frustration of misunderstanding within relationships, and that if a
man could become a woman and a woman a man

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within their relationship, that perhaps they'd understand a bit more
about each other.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
And that's the deal with God.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yes, that's disappointing. I was hoping she was frightened of hills.
I'll run down then, but won't run up once she.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Couldn't watch the sound of music, although I must say
you did nail the accent.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Let's put on some cape.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Bush yemama, Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand
rights and the pub test A loanted to do about.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Frince Harry asking for security. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Well, he's lost another legal battle, another legal challenge over
the levels of his security for him and his family
when they're in the UK. He has said that even
though he has stepped down as a member of the
working royal family, he will always be a member of
the royal family and therefore that has expectations that come
with it, and one of those should be security. He

(19:39):
did an interview not long after this court case for
American Network and he is what he said, You're no longer.

Speaker 15 (19:45):
A working royal, a change in your status. Do you
not accept that from the court, Well.

Speaker 16 (19:51):
My status status hasn't changed. The con change. I am
who I am. I am part of what I'm part of,
and I can never escape that. My circumstances will always
be the same.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
So he says his circumstances by being a royal will
always be the same and always make him vulnerable and
mean that therefore he needs some extra protection. But I've
been reading an article in The Guardian by Marina High,
who I really love, and she said, well, let's face it,
he is. He has completely new life, and he's got one.
He wanted a new life. He's no longer a working role.
But he is a very rich person. As she says

(20:28):
in the article, you don't see Beyonce complaining that she
has to pay for her own security. True, because that's
what you do if you're a very rich person, which
he's chosen to be, not a royal, a rich person
because he has done mega deals with Netflix to one
hundred million dollars Spotify twenty million dollars. So he said
he had to take He said, it was suggested by

(20:49):
somebody else by the point of where my family literally
cut me off financially, that I had to afford security
for us. And so therefore he said, that's why I
had to take those media jobs. And look how much
money his mate he can afford his own security. That's
what comes with stepping down from being a working member
of the Royal family. The lesser royals don't get security.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
King charlesy you know that's his son.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Wouldn't you be worried about him that some nut, like
some Charles Manson type not over there in America would
abduct him with.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Some of the ground.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
This is the security he wants. In the UK. He
has traveled himself to some of the most dangerous parts
of the world, right and that's fine. But in the
UK he thinks he needs extra security. He expects to
be covered by the Royal Family when he's in England.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I think that's fair enough is in England.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
But the Royal Family don't even trust him anymore because
in that interview we said, look, I don't know how
much much longer my father has to live that the
Royal family is very protective of its private information. And
he's the big blabber.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
So that does he likes the blab What do you.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Think, Harry asking for security? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Manshation podcast Chelsey you had.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Who your pants for cash? I've had nothing.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Shove the body to you.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
One wonders how things are going on over in Rome
there for.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
The papal conclaim today.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
We caught up with Professor Joel Hodge from the Australian
Catholic University yesterday and he gave us some insight on
what was happening.

Speaker 17 (22:13):
The cardinal electors one hundred and thirty three who are
there in Rome will go into the Sissine Chapel and
into their accommodation nearby, and they will be cut off
from the outside world.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
So that there's no external influence.

Speaker 10 (22:27):
Of course, in the.

Speaker 17 (22:28):
Past there have been lots of politics around the papal elections,
particularly from the kings and queens of Europe, and so.

Speaker 18 (22:35):
They've tried to block that out and ensure that the.

Speaker 17 (22:38):
Cardinals are able to pray, talk and have a really
deep and meaningful time together because they're not just talking
with each other, they're talking with God.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
And that's interesting as well. Imagine you're being God in
that situation.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I'm emerging. Yes, so I've got a prayer coming through
from I'll just put you on hold.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
They're all Christians, they're so who does God prefer?

Speaker 1 (23:02):
That's a reality show just waiting to be made, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Who played God? Would it be you?

Speaker 14 (23:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
You know, you'd probably get Morgan Freeman hear.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yes, he's quite right.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
He's a cool guy.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
And it's probably good that they've locked them all the
way because it got bad last time. Remember all the
cardinals got together and Cardinal Cardinal Jim got really upset.
Cardinal Jamie was leaving and Cardinal Tim.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Got very upset. Do you remember do you remember when
that happened? You remember this? Please? Please? I'm not geez.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I need Morgan in their stat all made.

Speaker 17 (24:05):
I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 16 (24:08):
Now go to your windows, stick your head on.

Speaker 11 (24:12):
A yell.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Down to the Jersey amount of answer the pub test?
Prince Harry asking for security? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
This is the second time I think there's been a
legal challenge for this. He has lost a legal challenge
over the levels of security he and his family are
entited to have while they're in the UK. He has
had done an interview after this, saying that he deserves
that because no matter even though he has stepped away
as a working royal, he'll always be a member of
the royal family.

Speaker 15 (24:40):
You're no longer a working royal, a change in your status.
Do you not accept that from the court?

Speaker 16 (24:47):
Well, my, my, my, status. Status hasn't changed the con change.
I am who I am. I am part of what
I'm part of, and I can never escape that. My
circumstances will always.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Be the same because if he went to the UK,
he would be mobbed and people dislike him now in
the UK as well, so more reason for him to
have security.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
But he is no longer working for the royal family.
He should pay his own that's what people are saying.
He got a one hundred million dollar Netflix deal, twenty
million dollar Spotify idea. He's a man with a lot
of money. Rather than the taxpayer is paying for this.
Should he pay for it himself? Harry asking for security,
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 10 (25:29):
No, definitely not. He's stepped down and away.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Not just stepped down, he stepped away from a family,
and I believe he's started.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
His own life and his own security.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
I can't believe I'm saying this. I actually agree with
Jonesy on this one. I think he's been treated appallingly
by the British people and it's probably why he wants
it over there, because there's so many who think that
he's betrayed them, and all he's done is try and
live his life's not an awful thing being born into
royalty against.

Speaker 19 (25:59):
It, he where can their security protocols with all the
information he's spread. He ban mouths the Royal nest fairly
to the wazoo. And it's not even their decision if
you get security or not such a special committee anyway, No,
it doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 20 (26:12):
This is really simple.

Speaker 19 (26:14):
This is a government agency that pays for UK Police
to protect people.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
In official capacities.

Speaker 19 (26:19):
He doesn't have a difficult capacity anymore, so why should
the tax payer pay for his role?

Speaker 20 (26:24):
It's not a personal vend deener against him, that's simply
tax payer money. And where should it go?

Speaker 19 (26:31):
Not because of Harry's vulnerability, but because there's a connection
with the king.

Speaker 10 (26:40):
And if something happened.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
To Harry or his grandkids, he may well be compromised.

Speaker 16 (26:45):
Trud.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, Harry pays for his own security if he goes
to Africa or all those He's gone to so many
dangerous places around the world. This is just in England
that he thinks they should pay.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Thank you for all your calls, nations, that's a fancy.

Speaker 21 (27:01):
The moldy bacteria infested slab of meat fall.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Off the.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
To give you TikTok tacker. We make food from TikTok
and eat it.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Last week we had terry yucky chicken chicken cooked in
the dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Was it cooked? Tom pointed out that the dishwasher kept
it below the point at which it would be healthy.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I liked how you served it on different plates.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Allegedly. I'm of the walking wounded because you know how
you test at home with the oven top by putting
your hand in it. That's what I did this week,
and my fingers all blistered up. So ignored every put
your head in it, Sylvia plaid style.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
What are we eating today?

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Mum?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
We're having a double cheese burger with a twist. I
think this will be interesting because I think this will
be an interesting hack. Now, before we get into it,
I quught a pounder with cheese is my order? What
is a double cheese burger? What's on that? Normally?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Well, it's a double cheese. It a double cheese or
what it's double burger, double cheese double?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
A bit like a lasagna. Just keep layering, layering, layer exactly. Well,
what this is? It's a double cheeseburger. But you when
you drive through and I saw this woman do this
on TikTok. She's just come out into it. She's back
in a car and she's saying, here's what I think
is going to make this delicious. Rather you order a
double cheeseburger with no tomato, sauce, pickles or onion, yep,

(28:23):
if you can't order one with that, take off the
top thing of your bun and scrape off the tomato sauce,
Take off the pickles. I love the pickles, so eat
those separately. Take off the onion. So that's where we start.
I've got three of them here. We scraped off all
those things. Then you get a jar of peanut butter.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Good smooth or crunchy.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
This is smooth. No, I don't like smooth because of
the radio.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
It's just dreadful stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
So what you do is you get this and you
smear it very liberally.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's very liberal.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's what she did. She was very liberal. I'm surprised
she passed the election.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
And that's too liberal.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
You get this, smear it onto the meaty side of things.
That's how much she put on. She says, this is
a taste sensation. So I will just remind you we've
removed the tomato sauce, the pickles, and the onion and
replaced it with a giant swave.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
While you do that, you lather it up.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Will come back, Yeah, we will putting in what you do.
Let me just say what you do so and sit
here and we can look at it and wonder until
we get to eat it. Put the top of the
bun back on. Ye I put the top of the
bun back on, and then we're going to eat it
when we return. Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Starting.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
You do that, you do it?

Speaker 21 (29:41):
That's a fancy The moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat
fall off.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
The TikTok taker is here. We make food from TikTok
and eat it.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I saw this one where a woman goes through macas
she orders a double cheeseburger and she orders it with
no tomato, sauce, pickles or onion. If you've had to
order it with that stuff, scrape those off and then
you put a very liberal spread, very thick spread of
peanut butter on it. Put the lid on, and then
we eat to why.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Why what is why?

Speaker 15 (30:18):
Well?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
She says, it's absolutely delicious.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Did you eat it up?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
When I say, how long has this been without refrigeration?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
About three days now? It was purchased this morning.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Why have you got a different plate to mine?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
The audience has requested it. Right here we go. Ah,
we've got too much peanut butter. I feel like mister
ed trying to talk. It's nice, but is it better
than a regular one?

Speaker 7 (30:50):
You do it?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
I've never had a regular cheeseburger, so it tastes a
bit healthier. Wow, it does it?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Like the pickles?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
I miss the salt, the sweet saltiness of the pickles.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
To know from me, maybe if you're one of those
people that pay our takes in a bit of hay Man,
you might enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
So did you like it?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
But then again you need you need tile come.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
So it's a.

Speaker 21 (31:21):
Fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Of meat fall off the.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
You have, however, taken that bun off. I'm just going
to eat the burger because it's still delicious.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
When you go viral, it's great? Or is it? It's exciting
and it's terrifying. If you had a choice, Brendan, to
go viral or not go viral, what would you choose?
Without knowing what the circumstances were.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
It's Brendan goes and saves the day and goes viral
like that little Ducksound Valerie getting saved at Kangaroo I.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
And reunited with its own that's good viral.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, I want that viral.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Well, you have gone viral five hundred salery viral, well,
five hundred and forty one thousand views for something we
did on this very show. Here's a summation of what
it was.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Did you know, fun fact kale was just meant to
be as a decoration.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show When I told you that, thank you,
Tom for appreciating my life.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
When did you say that? Oh my god? Yeah, what
did you say?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I said exactly that. You don't listen to a word
I say. My grips told the biggest buyers of kale
not to eat. They used it to decorate their salad bars.
It was garnished because it's so stiff and green. Right,
it was just a garnish. That's what I had said
a month earlier. So you had listened to me, but
you'd just taken the credit for it. But there's a
group called Empowered Women mindset. It's a they're building a

(32:50):
network of unstoppable women good and you follow them for
daily uplifts and empowerment.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
And I get on my uplift and empowerment.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Well, you featured heavily, and people saying he doesn't listen
to a word she says. And people have said, someone
has said this, my dad's done this, this whole my
whole life. I'm thinking of visiting my sister Trup North
in Queensland this weekend. Crickets twenty minutes later. Why don't
you visit your sistrup Nor You haven't seen her in
a while. People have said, oh, Amanda, I feel your pain.
The secret is using it to place ideas in their heads,

(33:19):
so later on they think it was their idea.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
That's not the case, that's not the case at all.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Well, we might talk about this later.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I think it's a human thing. It just happens.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
No, I think it. Well, there were some other comments,
but you didn't take too long and give me.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
A bad give me a bad comment.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Okay, this is why I stopped listening to and Amanda.
This offended both of us. He belittles her and other
women so much, and she's intelligent, she doesn't even notice
it half the time. Oh yes, I don't don't do
wants worse than that, give me worse. Okay, are you sure?
God he's a red flag. They've spilt flogging correctly, He

(33:57):
gaslights and takes the credit, thinking you don't remember when
I gaslight? We just heard it.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
It's just anyway, why you still from me?

Speaker 1 (34:08):
You've stolen twice.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You might come back to that later.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't think, idiot, I don't think. So let's talk
about valies.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
You're not the only one that does it. You're not
the only one that does it. But no matter how
hard we try, we can't keep Guy Montgomery out of Australia.
And that's just how we like it. The key we
comedian is back on our shores with his epic national
show titled I've noticed so many things it'd be unfair
to keep them to myself, Guy Montgomery.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Hello, here is good morning Amanda.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
It's a pleasure to be in your steam company once more,
and to be broadcasting in Australia, even though you try
to keep me out and you sort of see it.

Speaker 7 (34:46):
I like that idea.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah, but we're trying to put some tariffs on you.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Well, we like ub here. It's great. I like that.
It's a good thing.

Speaker 16 (34:54):
Now.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Jonesy just mentioned earlier about your tattoo. Patrick schwartz and
Negga tell us about that.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yes, well, Patrick Schwarzeneger is obviously he's exploded into the
public consciousness with his incredible performance on the third season
of White Lotus earlier this year.

Speaker 8 (35:11):
But he first took my eye as a young buck
playing a fraternity brother in Adam Sandler's admonished comedy Grown Ups.

Speaker 7 (35:20):
Too, And in a movie I became intimately familiar.

Speaker 8 (35:24):
With my podcast The Worst Idea of All Time with
my comedian friend Tim Battman, which we would watch and
review the same movie every week for a year. So
we watched Grown Ups to Firfty two times in a
calendar year, and one of the star performers for me
was this anonymous kind of frat boy in the background
of frame, and we were watching and we became quite

(35:44):
consumed by him until about twenty episodes then we were
told that's Arnold.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Schwartzeneger's son, that's Patrick Schwarzenegen, And.

Speaker 8 (35:51):
Then they obviously got us even more excited, to the
point that at the end of the season. We did
a crowdfunding trip to get to Los Angeles for rough
because we've built an audience across the season of the podcast, and.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Our streetch goal was if we raised I can't remember
what the amount was, but it was like, if we
raised said five thousand.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
US dollars, we will not only will you get us
to America to put on the show, but we will
also get matching grown ups. Two themes tattoos, and the
tattoo we chose was an outline of Patrick Schwarzeneger's face,
and it's actually it's amazing really because I've managed to
be I'm in contact with Patrick Schwarzenegger now, like ten

(36:29):
years ago when we got the ten who is we
tweeted at him and we said.

Speaker 7 (36:32):
Patty, we're in LA. We've got to get a beer
and showed them photos and I think it kind of
freaked them out.

Speaker 8 (36:36):
Yeah, but we've had these sort of dueling careers. As
time goes on, and ten years on, I'm sure I've
faded into the background of his mind and it's become
so successful. But I've managed to get the tattoo in
front of him again, so I've got him on Instagram DM,
I can reach out to this man as when I please.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Is it annoying to you guys that it was a
quirky subset of an actor when you got the tat
and now is one of the most famous actors in
the world, and it looks like you're fan boring someone
very famous.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
No, I don't mind it.

Speaker 8 (37:05):
I mean Tim, my scene podcast co host. He's he's
worried that Patty's flying too close to the sun.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
He's always been worried about the.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Prospect of cantilation or it turns out that Paddy made
some egregious mistip.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
You that will have them branded on us forever. But
I believe in Patty.

Speaker 8 (37:22):
I think he's a good guy, and I'm proud to
have the tattoo good.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I'd like to see a reciprocal tattoo pat Patrick schwarzeneg
he gets a guy in Montgomery tattoo.

Speaker 7 (37:33):
We're ways away. But I also like that idea. I
think that, you know, that's a fair trade, thinking.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
That with Donald Trump putting tariffs on Hollywood, not yet
on television, but maybe that's around the corner, we'll have
white Lotus Boise Idaho up next.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
Exactly.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
He can I also say, I came across on the
I was just reading the news this morning before the
you know, we got on the call, and I came
across this fascinating tid bit of trivia. Now do you
know that the vegetable kale as dressing, it wasn't even meant.

Speaker 7 (38:07):
To be eaten the way we eat it now? Is
it pizza?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Where are you getting this from that?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Guy? You are fascinating.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I'm blown.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Look for those who just joined us, let me explain why, guy,
I don't think if you're raising me or jonesy I
had that information a month later, Jones he said, I've
got some information for you. He doesn't listen to a word.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I say, did you say that?

Speaker 9 (38:27):
Guy?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Can do you mind if I use that? Can I
use that from you? That's of course?

Speaker 7 (38:32):
Wait, you're telling me you guys have already covered this.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Mind what a shot? I mean, I know that you're engaged.
Do you have this with your partner? As she say,
you don't listen to a word, I say, no, no, I'm.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
A very I'm a very as listener listening one of
my great stripts. Even now, you're not, As I respond
with question, you are.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
You know?

Speaker 7 (38:57):
I think I would say the greater issue to the gender.

Speaker 8 (39:00):
Projects of play would surely be that as co hosts
of a breakfast radio show, you're turning over so much information.

Speaker 7 (39:06):
Well, it would be very difficult to keep.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
I just feel embarrassed that my piece of tribua is
being covered already.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
I feel like I'm writing for don't you just?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Don't you just? We should all get tattoos of everything.

Speaker 8 (39:19):
We should, you know what, the three of us should
get tattoos of kale.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
That's what we should do.

Speaker 10 (39:24):
I think.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I'm just I'm just impressed that you watch grown Ups Too,
because I remember grown Ups One, which I kind of
like it wasn't and then grown Ups Too.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
When you said it, I went, oh, man, I just
can't remember that movie.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
Tell you, I tell you, I actually haven't seen grow
Ups One, which is maybe why I was truggling to
make sense of grown Ups Too.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Grownups One is worth what.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
It's not bad.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
It's not bad grown Ups Too. I think it's a
movie poster. Guy, It's always great to talk to you.
For tickets to see Guy in Montgomery at the Sydney
Comedy Comedy Festival, head to live nation dot com. Dona
you will you be revealing the tattoo on stage?

Speaker 7 (39:57):
No, No, the show is live.

Speaker 8 (40:01):
I mean, you know, the diehards will know that Patty's
with us the whole time.

Speaker 7 (40:05):
For a lot of people, it's not even relevant that
he's on my ass while I'm talking.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Can you just say he's out the back.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
He's out there.

Speaker 7 (40:13):
We've got Patrick Swatsnega waiting out the back. He's time
to see your.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
After any How, the show goes. Guy th Thank you, Guy,
Thank you? Podcast Who Wants a Free money? Instance and
Amanda's Hello.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
You can pass if you don't know an answer, will
come back to that question of time commits.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
If you get all the question right, you win one
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering one
bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Chris is in Glenmore.

Speaker 10 (40:50):
Hello, Chris, Hey, Hey, everyone else.

Speaker 13 (40:53):
Go on.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
We are very well Chris. Step number one, you have
to answer these ten questions in sixty seconds. You get
a thousand bucks. But if you're not sure, say passed,
because we usually have time to come back. Okay, beautiful,
let's do it all right, Chris, here we go. He comes.
Question number one? What animal is Snoopy?

Speaker 7 (41:10):
A dog?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Question two on which body part do you wear? Mittens?
And question three what's Australia's national flower? Wattle? Question four
Marsapan is made from? Which nut? Question five? True or false?
Madonna's real name is Madonna? You were so good, Chris.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Oh that'll happen?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Oh Christmas? Sorry you got wattle?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yes? Remember?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Did you? I remember the mnty python palm? This is
the battle the emblem of our land. You can stick
in the bottle, you can hold it in your hand
and then they spit on the ground. That's how I
remember it. Chris, Thank you. There was a song about
Madonna's real name.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Carry on? What do you do with kale? Then? Did
you know? Fun fact?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
We've been talking about this this morning. Brendan doesn't listen
to a word I said, I do. You might talk
about that next.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Why are you talking about boys?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Gam You have gone viral, Brendan, Well, we have, but
particularly you, but we have.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
I thought we'd go viral for you know the underwater broadcast.
We did three and a half hours broadcasting under underwater.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
We broke a world record. We drank each other's blood
didn't go viral any What about that.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Time we spanked each other. We didn't go viral for that, No,
we didn't.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
What we have gone viral for is this?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Did you know? Fun fact? Kale was just meant to
be as a decoration.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show When I told you that, Thank you,
Tom for appreciating my life.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
When did you say that?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I said exactly that you don't listen to a word.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I say, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
A feminist group called Empowered Women Mindset have had five
hundred and forty one thousand views of that, with people
saying that's right. Men don't listen, They gaslight, they take
credit for it. Someone said, my dad does this the
whole time. I'm thinking of visiting my sister up north
this weekend. Twenty minutes later, why don't you go to
visit your sister up north? You haven't seen it for ages,

(43:15):
so I know I'm not the only person that this
happens to.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
I think it's a human thing. I don't think it's
a guy girl.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
I think it's a guy girl thing. I think guys
don't listen. They have selective hearing, and then the bits
that matter to them or they find interesting, they'll sprout
back at you as if you've never said it. Tribal
drum is beating. Four. You don't listen to a word.
I say, I saw like Kasrrom Catholic, Kim Kim. You
don't listen to a word I say, Podcast Jonesy should

(43:42):
be very excited. You've gone viral because of this.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Did you know fun fact Kale was just meant to
be as a decoration?

Speaker 2 (43:50):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show. When I told you that, thank you,
Tom for appreciating my life.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
When did you say that? Oh my god? Yeah, what
did you say?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I said exactly that. You don't listen to a word.
I say. A feminist group called Empowering Women Mindset have
taken you to task Brandon for not listening to a word.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I say, I know how Kyle feels.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
What's that even mean? What does that even mean?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
I'm thicking juck, it's a joke. I'm sure they're all
good comments.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
You don't listen to a word, I say, that's what
the tribal drum is beating for Hello, Shannon, get a
Shannon who doesn't listen to who's Shannon?

Speaker 18 (44:26):
Well, look, my wife seems to say that she's had
conversations with me, but she's actually had dreams and she's
had the conversation. And I'll get home from work and
she'll say, you're late.

Speaker 13 (44:37):
Come on, we've got to go. I'll go go where
we're going out for dinner tonight. We're running late now,
and I'll be going we haven't had a conversation about this, Yeah,
we have, and then we'll have a little argument about that,
and said, well, hang on, I think I've lived about that,
and we've had no conversation about the fact that we're
doing something. But she's had a dream about it, and
she thinks she's had the conversation.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Shannon, you sound like a very reasonable and nice man.
But I'm just going to put this to you. Sure
not gas lighting or an in fact, you have had
a conversation.

Speaker 13 (45:03):
No, there's been no conversation.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Wow, she has vivid dreams. You sound exhausted. She has
very vivid calendar dreams I had.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I've addressed when my wife says I dreamt last night
that I left you, right, and why are you still
here and what else have you got that?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Thank you? Shannon. Well, that's an interesting spin.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That's an interesting spin. Alex Alec has joined Alex.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
I meant so far, Alec. Are you someone who doesn't
listen to a word someone says? What happens?

Speaker 10 (45:35):
I get in trouble constantly. And I went and had
a hearing check and found I needed hearing aids. I'm
not hearing, but now it has Bluetooth in it, and
I'm getting in trouble for not hearing it when I'm
watching things on my phone, right.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Okay, because he's got the Bluetooth connection. Yeah, and you
can't hear what you are saying.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Oh it told me through I didn't understand that.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
So you bluetooth. You know how you connect your EarPods
hearing age. You can connect, So you're connecting to the
TV or whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
You're anything, right, you can look at That's what your
wife's thinking. You're going to do, is hook up to someone.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
What happens if you hook up to something else?

Speaker 3 (46:05):
You hear one of those those books that a man
is reading a fairy porner.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, that's right. Well, you have to be careful, don't
any cross wise there I've got a text from Harley
who said that he moved my book and he lost
my page. I'm going to have to read all those
sex scenes again and start from the beginning. Okay, I
better leave early.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two where youre going to live now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:27):
I think in Drew mind, I've got some catching up
to do. Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 15 (46:31):
Podcast, Oh my god, j.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
And Amanda Kale was just meant to be a decoration.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
You don't know where you heard that funds fact on
this very show. When I told you that, where did
you say that you don't listen to a word?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
I sun he travel dramas beating for.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
This exactly that you don't a word? I say, just
take what she said.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
It's you in step.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
I do sound like that. Kim. I was like, Kim,
you don't listen to a word. We've got some ladies
on the line, Hello, Rebecca, Good morning, guys. How are
we who's not listening to who?

Speaker 9 (47:03):
My husband doesn't listen to me. He's playing Clash of
Clan on his phone.

Speaker 20 (47:12):
And you ask him a question like what do you
want to dinner?

Speaker 9 (47:15):
Or what do you want from the shopping list? And
he'll just ignore me.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
And that's when he gets the mushrooms in the.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
Well.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
With the mushrooms. Ben can't multitask like.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
You can't watch Clash of Clans and answer a question
about food at the same time.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
It's very compelling. Thank you for having Don't be too hard.

Speaker 20 (47:38):
On him, Mari, Hello, Hello, good morning, Hi guys.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Hello, who's not listening to you?

Speaker 20 (47:46):
Just like Rebecca? My husband. We were having a conversation
one day and then I could see the plays overlook
on his face and I said, hey, also, his name
is Brendan, so go Brendan. Are you listening to me?
And he's like, uh, Marie, I can hear you, but
it doesn't mean I'm listening. And he did admit her,

(48:10):
which and I'm like, okay, but it just got me
so angry. I just have to walk away.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yes, I can hear you, but it doesn't mean I'm listening.
That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
You know, I'd see these two things on the side
of my head. They are laser focused on everything you.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Say, right, okay, sure, Brendan, Sure, thank.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
You for all your ma's Brendan or me, Brendan.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I think we're doing all the Brendan's podcast. We're talking
to Guy montgomer earlier. He has a tattoo of Patrick Schwarzenegger,
who's been made recently famous in White Lotus. He's got
this tattoo because he and his mate when doing a
podcast and would watch the same movie again and again.
It was Grown Ups Too. There's ten years ago they

(48:52):
both got well, he got a tattoo of Patrick Swarzenegger
on his bum.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I watched that movie. It was a bonding thing from
with my daughter. She really like growing son loved that
say that movie is so dreadful. But then I started
watching it a few times and I kind of liked it.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
The first one's good and then grown Ups Too.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I can't what was the premisey grown encoronment.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Grown Ups one that got the zip line and the
coaches die all that and they go back to.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
They go back to where they grew up. Yeah, the
second one, I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I'll have to worry.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
But he had also been listening to our conversation where
you'd stolen my information about Kale.

Speaker 9 (49:25):
Do you know what the three of us sugar Kale,
that's what we should do.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I'm determined Brendan. We turned twenty this year, our show
turns twenty. I'd like to give you a tattoo with
you on tattoo to celebrate our twentieth year. We're doing
a book, we're doing all the great things about having
an event about our twentieth birthday. Look at you rubbing
your face. How would you feel if I gave you

(49:50):
a tattoo? No, a little plectrum would be a stupid thing.
I wouldn't be stupid.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
I wouldn't get a plectrum of a proper I wouldn't
get a plectrum.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Off the Illustrated man.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
It'd be me doing. It's in honor of our twentieth anniversary. No, no,
miss no, you haven't.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
To be sadder than a fifty something year old guy
with that tattoo is getting a tax on your bomb.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Small. No one would see it to be. But they
haven't done it to each other. I would do it
to you.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
There's other things you could do to me that I
would rather and I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
I don't want that either. What are they? I don't
want that. I don't want your thinking. Get you apart
from the shops.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
No, well, I've been watching my calories O.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
To me.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
No, that's a hard night.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I'm going to keep pushing.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
I don't push anything. I'm going to keep slame and
dumb and me can't dory me.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I could get a professional into the outline and I
would just fill it in.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
You could get sleeve masters who are good taxes.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Sidney Sweeney to come in.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
To do the tattoo. Okay, if you get Sydney Snow,
I want to do the tattoo.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I want to do it.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
If you get her in here.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
What if I get a guy called Sydney. No, I
want to do it.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
That's it. I want that in right.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
I don't keep working on you.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Okay, well do you do that? Good on you, Good
on you, on you.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
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Speaker 1 (51:33):
What do we got today?

Speaker 6 (51:35):
You know that moment when you pull up to the pump,
ready to fuel your right and conquer the road, only
to wait for fuel authorization, and so it begins to
eternal standoff, just you, your car and a silent pump
staring back like it's judging your life.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Choices. You glance inside the.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Store, the tenant is either in a deep thought solving
walk piece or just microraving their lunch. One minute, two minute,
a lifetime passes. Multiply that by every full stop and
I'll spend enough time waiting to binge an entire Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
It's annoyed, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
It's annoying when they get on the po No, you've
done it wrong. That's the worst you get that.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I've never had that.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I've heard other people get it.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Oh okay, what else have we got?

Speaker 11 (52:10):
The whipper Snipper? I've had four in it as many years.
One decided to strangle itself with the cord, two ended
up over the back fence in temper. I'm onto the
fourth and I have to say, so far, so good,
but I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Wow. Keepers posting?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Please?

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Speaker 3 (52:49):
I've been accused of not listening to you on this show.
It was a fun fact about cale. What happened was
I heard it somewhere, probably from that nice lady on
the radio.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Yeah, I told you that just a few weeks before.
A femine group of seid. He doesn't listen to a word.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
She said, you steal from me, You've stolen twice.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Well, the tribal drum was beating for exactly that, you
don't listen to a word. I say, here's Marie from
Campsey with her friend.

Speaker 20 (53:12):
You're listening to me, and he's like a Marie. I
can hear you, but it doesn't mean I'm listening.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
I can hear, but it doesn't mean I'm listening Like
that's an excuse. I'm taking in the information and then
I'll process it a later day.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
That's enough. Let's see how we go viral tomorrow, shall we?

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Speaker 1 (53:44):
Do you hear me, ma'am?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I can hear Do you know he's on our show tomorrow?
And don't repeat it back to me, Guy Sebastian, you
know what.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
I just heard what Guy Sebastian's on our show tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
The best bit is I get to throw darts at
you tomorrow. Also when we pick our footy tips, we'll.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Catch it from six today for jam you then good
day to you.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Well, thank god that's over, good good bye, wipe the two.

Speaker 20 (54:08):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
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