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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for our podcast. Well what a show?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
What a show? We put Snoop Dogg to the pub test.
He's an unusual thing. He's been slated to be the
entertainment at the AFL Grand the entertainble. That's a thing,
that's it's the job is to rev the crowd up
for entertainment. Is Snoop Dogg the guard.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I say drop it, LaGG, it's height Snoop dog There
you go. Also something that's gone viral in the world
of Donald Trump. Although there must be a time when
Donald Trump doesn't go viral.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, you know he doesn't mind this stuff because I mean,
he's been caught cheating at gol. But this takes his
eye off the It takes everyone's eye off Gaza, it
takes everyone's eye off the Epstein.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
List, and this is a building that's being built.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Takes his eye of being a fool. We're also talking
to Lisa Miller. She hosts my favorite show, Muster Dog.
She's up for the Gold LOGI.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I love Lisa gets my ghoulies as well. It's all
in this podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Everybody a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Mistress Amanda and MS Killer Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Doesn't work alone, friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, the.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Legendary part Jonesy Amanda the actress, Congratulations, murder, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Right now, and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Anyone but silkie Giant good radio.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Shoot Tim, we're on the air talping them on to you.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Amanda, how a little puffy jackets and friend, that's me.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I think that's my favorite puffy jacket.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's kind of a nylony kind of a thing. So
no one like a match. It's not it's not a
it's not a traditional puffy. It's a funky puffy. It's
a f p It's a fuffy.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's a funk hip uffy. Very good because you got
that big one. What's that big long one where you
look so cute in it?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, that's a big long one.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's I bought that actually the second hand place, and
it's filled with its industrial strength warm So that's what
that one is. Yes, And I know you think I
look like a puffin or something when I'm wearing.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Or a la boo boo your to look like I
love booboo.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know. I saw someone talking about laboo boos and
all that the other day. In case you don't know,
if you've been under a rock, they're these little Japanese
sort of creatures, aren't they? Little plush toys?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
And when times are tough, that's why people buy those things.
When the world is uncertain, which it is at the moment,
you buy those things because you get a warm rush
from it. So people think, we are you buying those
stupid accessories? Why adults spending money on that stuff? It's
because it makes you feel comforted and warm. It goes
back to so this childhood.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Toy, like a wear that of the footy, that'd be great.
What a laboo boo one.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Of your Afkay? Yes at the footy?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, when you were How did the Roosters go?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
They didn't win? That was Thursday and all the Sharks
won again. That was against the Roosters.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, the Sharks won against the Souths.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Oh did they?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah? They won by two points? Oh, I saw them,
the Sharks. I remember. God, the Souths had no one playing.
They're all injured.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Sharks just managed to scrape over the line.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I didn't do so well with my tips this week.
Smart got six out of eight. I got four out
of eight. Overall, was still even eight versus eight in
terms of me throwing dance at you picked teams versus
what the experts say.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Just goes to just goes to show the bulldog's manly game.
That was a great game. It was a good game,
you know. I was really sweet though.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Halftime they had the cheers squad from the ninety ninety
five Grand Final, so it was Bulldogs versus Manly all
those years ago Terry Lamb or Clan played. They beat
Manly back then, and they had the original cheer squad
come out and do a routine and they nailed it.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
That was so good. How would they may be mid
to late forties, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
The ladies they were swearing, They were just in jeans
and T shirt.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
They just you know, you know those moments where you
just and I just thought, that's happy. I think, good
on you. You just god.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I wouldn't be able to do a high kick. Were
they doing high kicks and things?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Would They did a very substantial routine.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I don't think there was high kicks because they didn't
really put it on the telly either.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
You just saw a little bit of it only. But
from what I saw, I thought it was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh great, which is great.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
We have an action packed show today. Because it's Monday,
We've got plenty coming up for you. I'm going to
talk about sure what it is. I haven't got any
rundown in front of me, but I'm presuming.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
We've had a meeting. We know that we'll come out,
come out meeting. Lots of things are going to happen.
Should we start with a magnificent.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Seven I've got Well, you should talk about Trouble Jay's
hardest one.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hundred absolutely, the Australian versions, the Australian countdown united a nation.
It really did.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I'm just happy that in excess, never tear us apart.
And that's smoking saximophone from Kirk being Ellie was in
number one.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's number one, and all of Australia cheers.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I cheer. I love that. So we'll talk about that.
But as you say, the magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, here's question number one. The Cat in the Hat
is a children's book by which author? That's Question number one.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Nation, we have the Magnificent seven for you. There are
seven questions? Can you go all the way to answer
all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
If you do that, Amanda will.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Say I will say that. What we didn't mention was
that Lisa Miller from Mustard Dogs is going to be
on our show today. She's up for the gold LOGI
she is. She's a lovely, lovely woman and Mustard Dogs.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
What's an action is Lisa taking on the logis win? There?
She might be worth plump when down on.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I don't know. You'll have to look at the you know,
I don't understand odds because you've got your betting face.
She might be a bit of a smoky well maybe
she is. Are you speaking English? I can't even tell.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm talking bet speak. Next week our Dale is an
Albion part.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hello Dale, Gail Dale, Gail, that says Dale.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
That's all right, guy?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Hello? Question number one for you in Cat and the Hat, Well,
Cat and Hat's a children's book written by whom Dr
SEUs you know before because I took me, It took
me years to have children, iv F and all the
rest of it. And it's to fantasize how much I'd
love to be reading bedtime stories to children. I got
so bored and I refused to read Doctor SEUs because
I found it the most irritating thing in the world.

(06:24):
Did you read dodtor SEUs, Gail.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
No idea.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Not of my kids, and not to my grandchildren either. No.
I found it so irritating.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Exactly that right, I agree, Gail, I, like you said,
with a degree of pride.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
As absolutely, let's all own up to it.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I just throw the book Adams. That ready yourself?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Which superhero sidekick is known as the Boy Wonder?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Robin? Yeah, Robin from Batman.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Let's play the not so.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
They're not So Secret? Sound? Here it is, Gail? What
is this sound.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
A vacuum cleaner?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
It does sound like a vacuum cleaner. I thought so too,
But it's not a vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Do you have any idea what that is? Podcast for
the Magnats seven willis.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Question number three. They're not So Secret? Sound?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Jack jack Jackie is in.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
Ingleburn Jackie, Hello, good morning?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
How are we very well? Now be prepared? This is
not a vacuum cleaner, But what do you think it
might be? It sounds like quite a powerful one. You
know what it is.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
One of those dices. Yeah, it's a hair drop.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I got my wife one of those dice and hair
dryers for her birthday.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
And it was interesting he worked. The girl said, what
are you getting your wife for her birthday?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I said, I'm getting adyicon and they all made this face.
They thought that I was getting a redyce in vat. Oh,
I see a diceon hair dry and they went, oh,
well that's much better.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I don't understand with you. Women are like a Dyson vacuum.
They're the best vacuums in the world.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yes, of course, I don't want it as a birthday
give have you not figured this out?

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Very practical about stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I just feel if I got a diceon vacuum, I
would be happy.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
But you wouldn't be happy for your birthday if you
were given a hairdryer. There are differences, Like.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
I got this pond vacuum. This thing is fantastic. It
sucks up everything, water, sludge, fish.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
By accident.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
How BIG's your pond.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
That's big enough to vacuum?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
How with that?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Well, you're going to keep a scum out of the pond.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Don't you just Donald Trump question Number four, Jackie, this
is multiple choice. What is a herdy gurdy? Is it
a mythical creature? Be a musical instrument? See a dance move?
What's a hurdy gurdy? What was the second? One? Musical instrument?
It's not a dance Some could say that if you

(08:58):
see Brennan on the dance floor, he's a little bit
of add I think has.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Had a bit of a herdy gurdy in the back
of an uber on the way home.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Left Bridge part son, Hello, how are you very well?
So a hurdy gurdy? Is it a mythical creature or
a musical instrument? As a musical instrument.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, here it is.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Oh it sounds like the thing to outland Suddenly I'm
on a Scottish Hilda and RAVI.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Oh, okay, that's enough for that question.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Number five. The river Saine is found in which country?
Can you repeat that? Yeah? The river Sine or Sin
is found in which country? Can I have a clue? No,
it's kind of well. I think this is probably common knowledge.
I just say a country, a country, European country, all right, Spain? No,

(09:52):
it's not Spain, sorry, sonya. Jeff is in Georgie's Hall
High Jeff.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Where would you find the River Seine?

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Friends?

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Friends, It's in Paris.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
The Carolina Reaper is famous for being the world's hottest what.

Speaker 8 (10:09):
A questions?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
What is this thing on today? Hello?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Testad? The Carolina Reaper is famous for being the world's hottest.
What heard Carolina Reaper? No?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
You know? Why are you against Monday?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
I know it's hard, but some people don't know the answers,
so they're thinking and he could have made a good guess.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Craig's in black Town?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Hello, Greg, Carolina Reaper, famous for being the world's hottest.
What chilly chili work?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
What was the final score of change that question to
get any answers?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Who won last night? Bulldogs versus Manly? Who won Bulldog?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Looking good for the dog?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I know it would be an amazing year for the dogs.
Imagine if they won the Grand Final after bring the
Wooden Spooners show only just recently. Amazing.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Congratulations to you, Greg.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Its radio content.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Really, as much as I'm happy for the dogs, I'd
like to see my side the sharks.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Where are they?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Love there just outside?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
They're at number seven, so I think they might move
up a little bit through the ranking.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
While you're googling that Google Greg NRL Ladder, Greg, what
side do you follow? Just curiously, Hello Greg the Boncas.
Congratulations you won the hell they.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Go, Oh my god, what's happening?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Congratulations you want the jam pack inside an amazing three
hundred and sixty five days simplan.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
They eted three hundred dollars, two hundred.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Frety gigabytes of data with unlimited standard calls, SMS and mms,
one hundred dollars suspended, Shean search, romwi on Shean and
shop sixty percent off there words, chips off the tongue,
Jonesy demanic character, chos fore to color and some standard
pets stray anything you would like to add.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Just twenty seven in the day, just suddenly.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Thank grades, auditioning to be our will He's done the
whole city by the base in the road.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, never slaves. Good on you, Craig. How are the
Sharks going?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
All right? Let me tell you the Sharks are coming seventh,
So it's Raiders, Bulldogs, Storm Warriors, Panthers, Broncos, Sharks, Dolphins, Seagulls,
Brewsters coming in at tenth. Stopping there.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Magnificent seven will be back again tomorrow in the meantime.
Coming up, we're going to talk about the Astronomer company
hiring Gwyneth Paltrow. That was the whole Coldplay Kiss Camp
fall out. That was just a week ago.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yeah, the world changes a lot in the week and
look Snoop Dogg is going to be performing. I don't
know what he does at the AFL Grand Final. There's
a lot of been a bit of criticism about that.
We'll talk about that ten Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
An Amanda, what do you know about numerology?

Speaker 2 (13:05):
How many fingers am I holding up? Just that middle
my hown? I flick through the German Acts a big
book of musical facts on this day. In nineteen eighty two,
Prince released his hit nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh a lot of numbers.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
There a lot of numbers. And when you hear that
song nineteen ninety nine, I'm going to party like it's
nineteen ninety nine, you think party. But he actually wrote
the track during the Cold War, talking about his fears
of a nuclear armageddon. That's nice.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
That was so big in the eighties. Remember that were
all way that we're going to get blown up by
the nuclear war. I'm glad everything's okay now.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
And also none of us could imagine what turning from
nineteen ninety nine to the year two thousand, that was
going to be the biggest moment ever. Instead, everyone got
scared from the Y two K, but everyone.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Was filling their bath tubs with gin.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
It's been nearly a decade since Prince passed away. Last week,
singer Nicole Scherzinger, lead singer of pussy Cat Dolls.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Issue Your Girl film was Hot like her.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
She spoke about her relationship with Prince, and she said
this was her favorite memory of him.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
So he's got a show in Vegas and I'm bringing
my girlfriends and we're out by this pool at this hotel.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Me and my girlfriends were like, this is awesome. And
when we hear a post post and we see this
bush kind of moving.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
And we are here a postpst and I'll be damn,
Prince was hiding behind the bush trying to get my attention.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't know why a prince in the bush in
the pool.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
No one wants that.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Come on, let's party like it's nineteen ninety nine, when
we had no troubles in our lives.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
The news cycle is quite extraordinary. It's only been a
week since we heard about the kiss cam, the could
kiss cam, and the fate of those two love birds
and the lady married love birds.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
The lady that took the picture as well and decided
to load it up onto TikTok as well. I was
reading that she saw two hundred and twenty seven million
people have viewed that? And someone said, have you made
any money out of it? And she said, not one thing?
So much so I don't even know her name. No,
isn't that extraordinary?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
But this will be seen in our memories forever I've seen.
I don't know it's real or not. The tattoo, just
that outline of the circle with those two shapes of
him behind her holding her. It brought their families unstuck
and their careers unstuck, but it gave the world something
to unite behind about. Oh look at this, this is interesting.

(15:43):
Shardon Freud Again, shardon Freud means, but will you take.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
A joy in someone else's misery?

Speaker 8 (15:49):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah? Pretty much someone else is down for.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
What's the one that says, there before the grace of
God go on, That's.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Pretty much shardon Freud's Because it could happen to us, all, well,
this is what.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
We spoke about last week. You know we've spoken before
about that little kid at the footy at the AFL
is about seven or eight and he's bawling his eyes out. Yeah,
he's up on the big screen. His image becomes a meme.
You at your most vulnerable. You know, it's harder to
have sympathy for the married couples who are noodling. But

(16:18):
do you want your one moment to become a viral moment?
If say, you're throwing up for you picking you bum
any of those things.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
And throwing up, you know, that's a double That's a big.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Night, isn't it. But the company that these two worked for,
and it was what was his name? His name is
Andy Bryan Byron. He was a CEO, Mary CEO and
the HR chief Kristin Cabot. They've both left the company.
But the company they work for is called Astronomer, and
no one really knows Astronomer. Everyone's talking about Astronomer, but

(16:51):
no one really knows what it is. This is brilliant.
They have hired Gwyneth Paltrow, who is Chris Martin's ex wife,
to play the role of the temporary spokesperson PI.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
I've been hired on a very temporary basis to speak
on behalf of the three hundred plus employees at Astronomer.
Astronomer has gotten a lot of questions over the last
few days and they wanted me to answer the most
common ones, and.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Up on the screen comes OMG, what the actual if?
And he was her answer.

Speaker 9 (17:25):
Yes, Astronomer is the best place to run apatche airflow,
unifying the experience of running data mL and AI pipelines
at scale. We've been thrilled so many people have a
newfound interest in data workflow automation.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I love it. I don't know what they did, but
not a single mention of the characters the involved of
the Coldplay concert is just thank you for your interesting.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Crisis, greats opportunity.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
It becomes christitunity, Christ's Tunity with Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Young m NA podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Let's get on Dad to the plenty, the matter of arms,
to the pub test, let's talking about Snoop Dogg at
the end AFL Grand Final. Does this past the pub test?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Well, it's been pretty much confirmed. I don't know if
it's officially being confirmed, but a lot of people in
the know are saying, yes, this is happening. He's going
to be performing at the AFL Grand Final. Now Snoop
Dogg in the States is a different entity to the
Snoop Dogg we know. I think people have a lot
of affection for him because they know a lot of
different sides to him. He's a good friend of Martha Stewart's.
They do a lot of TV together and cooking shows

(18:26):
and all kinds of stuff content that we don't necessarily
see here, but musically, like what's his app.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Why do you like? You got gin and juice? Do
you like gin and juice?

Speaker 8 (18:40):
Leave?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay? What about nothing but a g?

Speaker 6 (18:42):
And it makes more funds?

Speaker 9 (18:43):
So back him?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Plus like a bubble half.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
That they're long beats together, not one of my favorites.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Beautiful here we get the finished so.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Weird? What about drop it like Tiny's in the career
of months, drop it like your drop it like your
TI drop it?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
That's finy one.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I know as much as a hip hop fan, I
could probably go into.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
The world of Snoop Could you as a character?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I find I remember the AFL Grand Final though, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Final because it's not it's not the halftime at the
super Bowl where he performed doing that stuff. It's a
different thing. The AFL Grand Final is anthemic, it's not
it's not one singer's catalog. It's revving up a crowd.
It's a different entity.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Which got what's his name, Mike Brady doing up there,
Kazali and he sings, he sings, He's whole out on
that one.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
And then and then you've got Snoop Dog. This is great.
It's bringing the game to the world. We're such a
bunch of winges. Like Neil Mitchell from down and from
Melbourne Radio. He does now he's saying, oh, he's got
a criminal record.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
A lot of well, a lot of people have opinions
about this. Let me give you the opinions. A. He's
not an Australian performer. B he has been. He's once
been denied visa entry into Australia. And Neil Mitchell is saying,
are the AFL aware of his criminal record for drug possession?
He was once night entry into Australia? Do they care

(20:08):
about their social crusade? This is can you be the
AFL and be on a crusade to be anti drag,
anti social behavior, all.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Of that, and had a dog here hip hop musician.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well, and that's another thing. He's a hip hop musician.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
He's not Sister Janet mean no, But is it.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Therefore at the Grand Final do you need if you're
going to get an overseas but you can make it
Lionel Richie or make it an Australian person. They've had kiss,
They've had Katie Perry.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
The only people we would be happy with performing at
the AFL Grand Final or any Grand Final would be
ac And that's it. I'm pushing for the radiators. I
still reckon the radskad here you put Coming Home on
and people will be going nuts.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
We'll see. And here you are saying Snoop Dogg would
get the crowd going.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I think Snooped Up well not necessarily get the crowd
going as such. But at the same time, he is
an international act. He puts bums on seats.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
The AFL, but does he bumbs on our seats?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
It doesn't matter the world watches. That's the point.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Today's the point the entertainment for it's for the Australian audience.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Or the world certainly got quiet in the pubby Okay,
everyone's leaning into this snoop.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Dog at the AFL Grand Final. Does it pass the
pub test?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Jam Nation and Amanda, what do you use your tongue for?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
One of your business?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Of this job's food?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
They got the job for in Square Brendan.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
I wanted to watch the rugby but I didn't because
I have a problem with rugby as far as I
used to play it as a kid, and I never
understood the rules. I just didn't understand the rules. And
then one time I started to John Eels on the
radio about and I said, I don't know how you
understand the rules. He was the captain of Australia at
the time, and he said, quite frankly, I don't understand
the rules.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
And it's stressful because the end whistle blows and then
the game can go on and on and on, so
you can never relax your sphincter. Well, it was an
amazing game. On Saturday night, the Wallabies took on the
British Lions and the Lions won twenty nine twenty six,
but Australia had won all the way through Australia played
a ball to era. They had a great, great game

(22:11):
and there was some controversy at the end that Australia
felt it should have had a penalty blah blah blah,
But anyway, the Lions won twenty nine twenty six. There
is one more game to complete this three series that's
in Sydney next weekend. But Australia really stepped up. It
was great to see. And you know, I know you're
not a rugby follower. My two boys have played rugby

(22:32):
and Liam is working he's a physio student, but he's
working with Randwick Rugby. We've got a place in our
hearts for a round Wick rugby. When the kids were little,
we'd go down to Culji Oval and the boys, when
they were tiny, would play around the portloo That's pretty
much the excitement for them. They'd just run right around
the portaloos while Harley and I watched the rugby. But
on Saturday afternoon, I was walking the dog past Kuji Oval.

(22:55):
There was fifteen minutes left of the game and raand
Wicks First were playing North I think, and they're getting
closer to the end of the season and I just
went in and had a look and that it was thriving.
Could she over on a Sunday afternoon the House of
the the home of the Yellow Brothers. You know, Club
Rugby is still brilliant. And a whole lot of English
guys were there who were traveling around because they're here

(23:15):
for the Lions test. There was a guy in a
terrible mascot costume. I said, gee, you Lions looked dreadful
and he said, no, he's lost a bit and he
has to wear this today. And he said, but he's
getting a lot of female attention. So we've decided we're
going to take turns in it. What the mascot costume.
So they're all on the terps. They're having a great time.

(23:36):
It's Australian rugby, just rugby. We don't talk enough about it.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Tweed jackets and arm patches and range drover as far
as the.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Eye, that's the image that rugby has.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
And you're always running around the portaloo.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Still running around the portaloo.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Well well done, while I'm easy because they had to
take on all of those other sides as well.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
We almost won jun Amanda podcast.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Where I wanted to get right Now take wing, go
to your windows over the stick your head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Down to the Jonesy the Man of Arms to the
pub test and today Snoop Dogg at the AFL Grand Final,
do just this past.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
The pub test?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Well Snoop Dogg in America is so loved musically. I
don't know him so much, but he's done. He's an
absolute character. Here's some of his music.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
You love his music, Phonts back in plus like a
budget and level beach.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
What that's called?

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Yeah, because they ain't nothing?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
But what about beautiful and made? What we app abuse it?

Speaker 9 (24:45):
Here?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
We get the finished so good. You know there's something
affects when they ans you like gin and Juice and
his song okay like time, I do know this one.
Drop it it.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Neil Mitchell who's on radio in Melbourne, who has said,
is the AFL serious. This is a guy who was
once denied a visa to enter Australia because of drug chargers.
That that has been lifted presum obviously, but do they
still care about their social crusade? Other people are saying,
why can't we get an Australian There is the argument
and you've made this Brendon that this will bring the

(25:23):
eyes of the world.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
To AFL you want to make it a global game.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
But just what they want to do, is that what
your Grand Final entertainment is about.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, because all of a sudden, someone over in Idaho
is what Snoop Dogg's over with?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
This is crazy assy game and it puts the game
on the map.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
It's just marketing. I don't think I'd go and see
Snoop Dogg. Just go and see him, but the fact
that he's there.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
But part of the job is to rev up a
crowd is that can he do that?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
On the day Brady's singing up there Becauzale, he does
the rev up and then you get the next out
where what are you going to get like Comrad Seoul out.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
There, excuse me, Justice Crewe Snoop dog at the AFL
Grand Final. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 10 (26:03):
I think it's a great idea that he comes to
seeing the AFL Grand Final. What he did at the
recent Olympics. He was able to promote in his own way,
and I think certainly in the AFL will get a
good international coverage by by promoting it through Snoop Doog.

Speaker 11 (26:19):
Let him in, Let him in if he's going to
bring the attention to the game.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Let him do it.

Speaker 11 (26:23):
Let him do it.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
You're going to be and.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Somebody from coming into the country for having a criminal record.

Speaker 11 (26:27):
Well, Donald Tom wouldn't want to come in, will you.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Snoop Dogg. Guess he's great, he's an international performer. But
why can't we use home growing our own shores and
let them playing, give them the opportunity instead of someone
who really doesn't probably know anything about AFL, just like
sending us over to the Super Bowl. So Snoop Dogg
AFL no tanks.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
Snoop Dogg definitely passed the pub test.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
What an iconic act.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
The only thing is they're going to have to make
a smoke in section somewhere. The Victorians always seem to
get the best hearing New South Wales.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
We'll probably get a moonshine band playing a jug with
the bottle tops on a stick.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
So you should be happy you're getting a.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Snoop cog bottletops on stuff and Sting will be doing that.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I reckon, you know, I'm just going to say, rest
my case for these guys. Give me the angel. I'm
the ag.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I see a moonshine and jug string bands I've never
really been a fan of Triple J, even when I
was a young person, because I'm just always been a
commercial radio guy. I appreciate Triple J for breaking acts
like Hudo Guruz, Midnight Oil all these guys. But I'm
just saying, with this hothest one hundred of Australian.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Songs, they united the country.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Well they did, and I liked it and I'm happy
buy in large with the list.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Well, what's interesting is that I was looking at it
unfolding on x X Twitter and people were saying, how
great is this. There's no stupid ads for crypto, there's
no vitriol. It has united the nation for one day
and people were having parties. Everyone just loved it. Reminded
everyone about how much we love our Australian music. It

(28:04):
was absolutely brilliant and by and large the list, there's
a couple of controversial ones in there, but let's look
at the success of this. The inexcess of this was
coming in at number one. And let me just explain
the voting system here. There were was I put my
little ten, my top ten list in. There were two
point six million votes and the majority of those votes

(28:26):
were by jen z eighteen to twenty five year olds,
so they're the majority of the votes. And yet let's
look at some of the jen x nature of the
songs that came out. Number one this one, I was
You Excess Cheap and everyone was thrill.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I saw Kurt Pengelly on Thursday night and Mormon and
as soon as I see and we locked eyes and
we both went SAXI of foreign.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, this moment to shine.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Have you seen the film clip to that?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
And it was really ahead of a time as far
as they filmed the film clip in Prague. Usually an
Australian band would film in the eighties in front of Neon,
in front of.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Him, russall orka days he made all those film clips.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
So they went out to over to Prague and it's
such a great film clip and that's where the band
went stratospheric, not because of that film clip, but because
if it was around out time, there's all little formulas there.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
Well.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Number two was Hilltop Hood's Nosebleed Sections. Now that's interesting.
This is a track that's ten times platinum in Australia
but never actually charted in the Arias. In the top fifty.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
A lot of people were crying foul about that? And
Cosby's Sweater was way down the order.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I love that song, Cosby Sweater.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
You know what it's about? What Hill Cosby? What else?

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Well?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Missy Higgins she was there, She was at number four.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I think.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
These great Australian songs. Number five Crowded House, Yeah, I
do you to get not a fan of that?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
You know? I love it when I first heard it
when it came out. Nine six Yeah, I love the
crowdy so I'm not against that.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
How could you not love them? But these Australian bangers,
song after song after song, powder Finger, Hey, Gabe, that
I love? That's number six?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
What about Chisel?

Speaker 6 (30:21):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
That was number seven. My son texted me saying, hey,
Flame Trees is number seven because I worked on the
film clip, he said, I was responsible for this being
number seven.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Instead of going to Prague, you marked.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Up the film Oberon and filmed the wrong trees. Cold
Chisel were also number eighth. This amazing song by Paul
Kelly was number nine.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:46):
Right.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
And the reason we're highlighting those songs were all in
the top ten is, as I said, eighteen to twenty
five year olds cast the most votes, and yet these
songs were the gen X songs. And I saw someone saying,
as a gen X errand, you've had a bigger influence
on your kids than you think. So play the songs
of your loose your youth loud, let everyone hear them

(31:07):
because they're loving them too.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, they do like them.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
It's My daughter went and cued up to see Darryl
Braithwaite and I said, I actually know Daryl braithwait And
he went, he went, she went.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
She said that you don't. You wouldn't have heard of him. Oh,
come on, you's.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Making that shit up. Sorry if you swearing, but don't
you make that's she knows you know Darryl? Who doesn't know?
And love Daryl? And those big anthem anthems were obviously
in there as well.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Meanwhile, what about our number one?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Hey are we playing this now rock set? We're more
Swedish than Australian. It on the map there was a
controversial song in the top five. Why people conflicted about it?
Well digital Jenna has a theory. She's going to join
us after the news like these theories, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Chelsea and all the parents had to hold up signs
of reproducting all this, and my wife's holding up beside this,
says Scrocho.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
She takes it to the airport. When she's picking up,
it's the twenty eighth of July. My sister's birthday today.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Happy birthday, Anita.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Yeah, she's having balley at the battle. I think she's
coming back from Ballei or something.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Like that, something like that.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Fly the plane.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
She doesn't get Bali belly, because you've got to fly
that plane.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Did you know in the planes the pilot has to
share the duney with everyone else. I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah, that's why often there'll be a flight attendant standing
sentinel at the front, so you can't go near the loop.
That's because the pilot's in there. Yeah, because she's said,
dinking it up after a weekend in Bali, singer.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
She'd appreciate these salutations.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I bought it for a birthday and the most convoluted
scratchy I could find. I went to the news agent,
said give me the most convoluted, long winded scratchy, because
she had to scratch this, then that.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Then so she'll go and win me and dog.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Two Bintang t shirts.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Podcast Dragon got into the one hundred Oh how could
it not? It was a percent in Cuba though.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
What number it was in there? It was forensic mind,
It was fascinating, it.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Was I'm actually presuming it got in there because why
wouldn't it Why wouldn't It.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Might have been one hundred and one. Maybe it just
missed out. I will find out knowledge, you know, for.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Those that don't know. In Excess never tear us apart
was number one.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
That was number one. Now number three was controversial. Number
two was Hilltop Hoods. We've discussed all of this earlier.
But number three was controversial. It was this song by
the Veronicas. People were saying, why was it number three?

(33:51):
I don't know what the controversy was. It's a good song.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
But Digital Jenna has some information on all of that.
Hello Jenna, Hello Intel, Yes, the Intel.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
Okay, Well, first of all, we didn't stand for that song,
which is our national anthem.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Oh in excess, no untouched is.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
That our national anthem?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
What do you mean?

Speaker 12 (34:10):
So basically, Untouched is a meme song, so it's pretty
much a troll vote. So there's all memes around Untouched
being like the greatest song of all time as a
show anthem.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, so it's essentially it's a joke vote. So like
when we have the census and people say that their
religion is Jedi exactly.

Speaker 12 (34:31):
So for instance, like Untouched by the Ronicas was actually
the first draft of the Bible, but Jesus thought humanity
wasn't ready for it yet.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Wow, you know, like things like that. And so we
we've just been talking about how a lot of the
songs are kind of our playlist that gen Z the
majority of these voters a voter for Genics songs, but
genstead z or Z is still being gen Z and
voting for a troll song.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah. Yeah, it's the greatest song.

Speaker 12 (34:56):
I mean, the violin was invented solely for Untouched the Veronicas.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Wow, now I feel old.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
We know any of that? Well, we could have put
our own songs in there. What would you have had?
I would have gone with Worried Kappa? You know this
take What's Mine?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Wow, it hasn't taken much. You know what I would
have put in there that was before headed Jurie. Do
you remember the wife of the Governor general, And every
time there was an event, she would sing here she
is at the opening of the Shepherd Center.

Speaker 12 (35:28):
The Shepherd Center was founded by a mother and a dad.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Their children needed some help to hear so they would
not be sad. This car children to listen and speak.
They searched and went to Los Angelele's were Clinique hab
meth It's they tweets and color ribbon. Thanks missus early.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Ribbon. These dancing fruits.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Were the sweetest Nikobera Drue Door. Anyone who's dancing.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Fruits about savage Tasty roads, Thank you, Jennifer Nations.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Lisa Miller is one of the nicest people you will
ever met, and the only reason I'm not as jealous
as hell is because I really like her. But she
is living my dream. She presents back Roads on the
ABC and Mustard Dogs, so she's spending her time traveling
and playing with dogs. It is my absolute dream. She's
also up for the Gold LOGI Lisa Miller. Hello, this
is old. Hello to you.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
I am living the dream and I honestly, whenever I'm
covered with puppies and they're jumping all over me, I
think I'm getting paid to do this.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
This is wild.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
It is wild, and the recent muster Dogs is you're
looking at because you've done series on kelpies, a series
on border collies, which breaks my heart every time. But
this time it's looking at border collies versus kelpies as
to which are the better muster dogs.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yeah, with series three, and that's the one that's up
for LOGI as well, So.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
Becaout the gold.

Speaker 8 (37:05):
I want a LOGI for Mustard Dogs.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
You're accepting the award like the dogs are doing all
the work, Lisa, They're.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Mustering up the stuff. They're too busy out there to
doing all their work.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Obviously.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
I've been checking in with them though over the last
week or so. Pockets and Chief and Banjo and Hudson. God,
I can't believe I can remember all those names off
the top of my head. Man. I'm always panicking that
someone's going to say, okay, rattle off all of the
names of series one, two and three of all of
the dogs.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
And Jan, Cindy and Greg just naming the Brady butt
Bang Tarzan You no, no, they were not dogs. Yeah,
they're all doing so well.

Speaker 8 (37:53):
Nathan who in series three was our youngest participant. He
was only sixteen when he signed up for Mustard and
he's now a big grown up eighteen year old. He
was saying he didn't even have his license, so he
had to get his dad to drive him for all
the filming and everything we were doing. It's just so
awesome because everyone is so lovely and authentic and kind.

(38:15):
And Amanda, I know that you've loved the show and
I'd love to take you out on a mustard dog
shoot one day.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
I'd love it. I would love it.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
A manager to stop for a minute.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I'm frothing at the mouth.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Lisa is proposing she takes you out for a mustard
dog shoot. It's a cutthroat industry gets taken out.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Be free.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Filming, will be filming film.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
It makes that clear. I can and I want you
messing with the bill.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Let's talk about the Gold LOGI what an absolutely real
and I love how you open heartedly have said this
is a dream.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
Well, I was a little kid from a tiny country
town in Queensland and if you could tell seven year
old Lisa from Kilkeevan that one day she was going
to be normal dated for the gold LOGI And when
I saw those other names pop up, and you know, Amandra,
I know you've been amongst those names in the past
as well. You just think really is really happening to me,

(39:16):
And I was so excited on the day and I
make no apologies for it because I'm just bouncing around
like that little kid from back there, and I think
this may never happen to me again in my life.
So I'm just going to enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
I'm going to have fun.

Speaker 8 (39:31):
I'm going to try and stay awake till midnight with finishes.
I might even try and go to the after party
this time.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Amanda, Wow, Wow, important question. Have you got the holding
of underpants sorted? Because I'm in the midst of that.
I'm presenting an award on the night and I'm trying
to sort out all of that for myself.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
Look, the Drek is underway. Because I've been on the
road for the last twenty days. I've been in Shade Mission, Beach, Wogga,
jerrildry King, Roy Lennines, ten Worth, Armadale filming. I'm a
little slack on the whole fancy gussying up dress, getting

(40:09):
that ready. Someone else is looking after it, thank goodness,
because it's kind of not my scene. How to be
more comfortable in jeans and boots, But I'm not sure
that's kind of red carpet.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Look bad on a brunch coat.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
It's got to be great.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
And I'm just looking at your odds there Sports Bet
they're paying ten bucks for you to win it. Over
there at CAB there's some better odds. They're thirteen dollars.
So if you put a lazy one hundred dollars down
on Lisa mil what are.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
You likely to win?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Where you'll get like a we can't do the mass,
You'll get a lot of money. Are you better win?

Speaker 9 (40:40):
No?

Speaker 8 (40:41):
Sadly, I can tell you I know what it is
at the moment because my partner's time and told me
that he'd taken one hundred dollars out of our joint
account so.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
He could cot on me.

Speaker 12 (40:51):
And I thought, this is the.

Speaker 8 (40:53):
Weirdest relationship question with conversation.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
We've ever had I can imagine.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
So I'm fully there.

Speaker 8 (41:00):
I suspect I'm up against some really tough competition. And look,
it's fabulous and simpling be a nominee and I mean
that with all my heart. And this is so much fun.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Let's tell people how they can vote for you tvwik logis,
dot com dot are you get Lisa Long across the line?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Over across the line, So boyfriend, would us all married?

Speaker 3 (41:20):
A first sight contestants haven't been invited this year, so
that's a good thing.

Speaker 8 (41:26):
Well, I'd also love a little vote for Muster Dogs
as well the best structured.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Reality program and yeh see you on the Red Carpet,
See you on the carpet and Clinker Champagne at some point,
that's a love Lisa.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
If she offers to take you out back with a
fire and suit me.

Speaker 11 (41:44):
I'm still here, Lisa, Thank you, Brittish luck.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
To you another snoop dogg. Let's stick with the muster
Dog absolutely.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Lisa, thank you, thank you, Lisa, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Podcast. What's the free instance? Jones and Amanda's scream here.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
It is ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question of time permits. Get other questions right.
One thousand dollar y dues.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
You can make it two thousand dollary dues by answering
a bonus question if you do all that, but it
is double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
John's in picton, Hello John.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Good morning, how are you very well? Let's see if
we've picked in a winner today. I hope that pun
didn't quite work, but I'm going to go with it.
All right, John, We've got ten questions, we've got sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say passed, because we might have time.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
To jime back. Now you know how I feel lucky?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
That's how John feels. Well, John, I to the front
stomach and he ready to start.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Okay, he comes. Question number one, dog spelt backwards?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Is?

Speaker 8 (42:53):
What?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Question two? How many days of the week ending? Why?

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Past?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Question three? What's the opposite of false?

Speaker 11 (43:04):
True?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Question four? Four and twenty? Is famous for making what past?
Question five? Who painted the Mona Lisa?

Speaker 11 (43:13):
Past?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Question six? What animal is known as the ship of
the desert? Question seven? What sports? Starts? By teeing off
question eight? In which country would you find Mount Fujis?
You knew it? And I reckon you knew the others,

(43:36):
But you were just saving time by saying past, which
is a very good strategy. How many days of the weekend?
In why?

Speaker 11 (43:42):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, four and twenty? What do they make? Four and twenty?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
What do they mean?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Fi and the Lisa?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Do you know who that?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Who painted Mona Lisa?

Speaker 11 (43:55):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Oh, John, there and you probably knew it was Japan,
but Fiji's sound like Fuji. Yeah, John, I'm sorry, but
thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Unless you've got that pun that Amanda gave him.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
We didn't pick then a winner today. Oh sorry, Jeff, Sorry,
but I have amused and delighted him. You may have
heard this in the eight o'clock News with Helen's Arimas.

Speaker 13 (44:21):
And footage is emerged of Donald Trump appearing to cheat
at golf during his trip to Scotland. In the rough
off the fairway, just in front of a bunker, his
caddy appears to drop a ball back in front of
the President, who gets out of his cart and takes
a swing.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Not appears to I've seen the footage.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
It hasn't real.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Of course it's real, and this isn't the first time.
This is the latest in a long line of accusations
that he cheats on the fairway. I've seen footage of
him kicking his ball, all kinds of stuff, But in
this one, there is in his golf cart and there's
a gaggle of caddies around him, and so you can't
tell unless you're really looking for it. You don't know
which one to look cat, and one just flicks the

(45:02):
ball out of his hand surreptitiously behind him. Trump gets
out and has a whack at it. Unbelievable. Commander in
cheat apparently is trending on social media.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
But surely wouldn't he be aware? Is he not that
self aware? Would he know that the world is watching him?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Well, because the world is watching him, he has to
be good at golf, so it's his double at Costa say.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
When you play golf, you're playing with yourself against yourself
more or less, you're only cheating on yourself.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Well, he plays for ego and particularly with the way
with the eyes of the world watching him.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, because I'm going to make that he loves playing golf,
but he doesn't play competitive gold.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
You know, that's what are they called golf golf? You
can play social golf and then you can play right competition,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
And he doesn't play that because he says, yeah, sometimes
I just kick the ball if it gets too hard
and then we just move on and go from there.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
And I sip, isn't that cheating against yourself?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I suppose if it was like a runner goes to
runn around an oval and ends up cutting the corners.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Yeah, yeah, we're at the school long you know what's
it called a cross country get hired behind a bush
and half an hour later, pop out and go, wow,
I've nearly won. Be careful not to win. And I
think what might have been an event in London, a
really professional event, and someone got in a cab, remember that,

(46:25):
the runners and they got in a cab. Let's do it.
We've just heard this on the news. It's hilarious. The
tribal drum is beating for sports chief. You know, someone
could be you or someone you know who's a sports cheep.
What's the technique? What do they try and get away with?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Because people get very competitive.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Well, we just heard on the news before and I've
seen the footage of Donald Trump playing golf in Scotland
and all eyes of the world are on him and
he's blustering through. He's surrounded by a number of caddies
and if you weren't looking close so you couldn't see it.
But when you zero in one of them just they're
all looking at the ground. Where's the ball? Where's the ball?

(47:06):
One of them flicks it out at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
You can see it's here, he's the president.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Here it is in my pocket. And look how close
to the to the hole it is. And then the
president steps out of his truck what's it called, little
golf cart and hits it.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
He drives the golf cart by himself. If you noticed
that as well, because you'd be able to pack them
all into.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Though now he probably wants to be on his own
the golf cart so he can have that conversation about
how are we going to cheat this time? Tribal drum
is beauty cheat.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Peter has joined us.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Hello Peter, who's the cheat?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (47:41):
No there, Well I've got things on my defense. So
basically playing golf, teet off and the ball right towards
these trees, and all my mater giving me a hard time.
All a sudden there's a massive crowe who flies down,
picks up the ball and heads off towards the green.
The guys on the green yellow at it and drops
the ball about eight feet from the pin.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
And on one Oh wow, that's not you cheated, but
that's hilarious. That's what are the cheers?

Speaker 11 (48:09):
Well, I reckon, I.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Crow, go home to your wife. I hired a bird today.
You helped me win golf.

Speaker 11 (48:19):
But with the grown.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Peter though, in the world of golf. Is that okay,
you're allowed to do that if that happens, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 11 (48:31):
Yeah, because there wasn't any physical intervention because an active
god that called it active.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Brilliant saved by a crow.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Peter Brand is joined.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Hi Brand, who's the sports cheat? I was a made
of mind.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Look, we used to go fish and there was four
of us. One guy was always really competitive, and there
was always a beer or dinner or the biggest fish
a fish if we got one, you know. And this guy,
we thought he was just the best fisherman. He always
scares how he was the best fisherman, and he virtually
always win, even when we didn't catch fish and we'd
be waiting browns and he only catch a fish. Well

(49:07):
for we find out down the track and silly think
he told his wife that he'd bring a fish and
just put it on the end of the line, and
uh yeah, then he'd win and we'd go out and
buy him bees and you're a champion. But he told
the wife, and then the wife told one of the
other wifes, and then it found its way back to us.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I bet never tell the wife.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Never tell the wife. You can't you going to cheat.
Don't tell your wife you sentence go to cold Play.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Exactly, you can't tell anyone. That's the deal that you
make with the devil.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
That's what rex Hunt realized when he tried to kiss
that fish at cold Play. Jonesy and Amanda podcast Three
Women filming in the Shelle. It's your dreams, right.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I like to do things as a fair And the
latest news Donald Trump on the golf course.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
This is the golf course that he owns in Scotland.
I wasn't aware of that.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
You knew he owned it?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
No, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
And he's always said that when the Secret Service have
to accompany him that they he doesn't charge them, they
say in his hotels. I've seen a fact check on that,
and in fact, yes, he does charge them, so he
makes money every time he goes there.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
I always get in trouble off my Trump mates. They
always got to stop bashing Trump. You know he's doing
the right thing.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Wok.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
And all that footage this morning is that of the golf.
He's playing golf. He's riding along in his buggy. He's
got a gaggle of caddies around him, one of whom
casually flicks the ball out behind him.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Now look at that guy.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
It's so blatant. The cheating is so blatant.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Would he be aware that people are filming him?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Though?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I don't know, because it's pretty the way the guys
drop the ball pretty surreptitious.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
It's very surreptitious.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Still, if you've got an eagle eye, you'll.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
See you owned the course. He has got to do that. Well,
it's my my course, my rules, like my country.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
My cheating tribal drum is beating for spoils cheating.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Lisa has joined us.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
So Lisa, who's the cheat?

Speaker 11 (51:10):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (51:11):
It is my husband actually, So for context, my husband
is extremely competitive and he always says no one remembers
second place. And my brother absolutely loves board games and
that's his favorite hobby to do. So when we first
started that, it would have been dating for a while.
But we had like a family get together and my
brother said, let's all play board games. So we got

(51:33):
out these board games and we're all playing and we're
learning the rules, and I could see my husband looking
at me and giving me this face like what are
we getting ourselves in for? And I'm like, Okay, we've
got to just go along.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
With this.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
It's okay getting to know my family anyway. So we're
playing along and then in the end he wins the game,
and in.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
My mind, I was like, this is so awesome.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
He's accepted into my family.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Everyone's loving it.

Speaker 6 (51:55):
We're having a great time.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
And then as we're packing up the board game, I
see underneath the board game there were like some extra
cards packed underneath the table, and I'm like, what's going on?
And we get into the car and he looked at
me and he goes, I was never going to lose.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Wow, So he free he has premeditated, pre meditated cheating,
and obviously you've married him, so didn't It wasn't a
big red flag.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
I was sort of amused because I know that my
brother's essentially competitive as well and loved the board game,
so he's sort of made like a bit of a
joke about my brother.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Board game Wow was the game that you could put
cards away, and I can't remember.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
I think it was Ticket Ticket to Ride maybe or
Settlers of was one of those games. I can't remember.
I remember learning how to play it as being confused.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Get confused and you don't notice that some of the
cards are missing, just.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Make sure you go to cold play with him, Lisa.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yet and let him go with your brother alive.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
On kiss Cam together. He's Youngs podcast.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
And it seems like forty eight hours in this world
is a long time. Actually five minutes in this world
a long time these days. And on the weekend that
Donald Trump thing.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
I thought it was a joke. I don't even know
what's ai and what's real anymore.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
This is real. So Donald Trump with his hard hat on,
is touring a facility next to the US Federal Reserve boss.
So that's like our head of the Reserve Bank. His
name is Jerome Powell, and Donald Trump's tried to get
rid of him for some time and they had a
very awkward exchange because what they were doing was touring
the renovations of the Central Bank and Trump was overinflating

(53:38):
how much it cost, and Jerome Powell was saying, well,
this is news to me, is how it played out
in front of everybody.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
So we take it a look, and it looks like
it's about three point one billion who went up a
little bit or alive. So the two point seven is
now three point one And yeah, it just came out.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I haven't read that from ready to fert.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Are you're including the Martin ravation.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
You just added in a third buildings whatever. That's a
third building.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
It's a building that's being built.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
And we spending was building five years ago.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
We finished Martin five years.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Or it was over as part of the overall where
so Utopia couldn't write that.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
They couldn't write that's just meme city. Yeah, but this
is the nature people find Donald Trump to be a character.
Like we're just talking about his golf cheating. People don't care.
The people that love him don't care. And that's the
bottom line.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
So what do you do now? That's just going to
be my defense for everything. It's building that's being built.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
It's a building that's been built, and therefore the Eiffel
Tower has been built in France. Therefore I'm going to
get rid of you because it come over, it's got
the budget.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
It's kind of like Roddy Dangerfield's character in Caddy Shack.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
But the fact that we laugh at it, and that's
all I know who are critics of his have said
is we can't afford to laugh at it because it
takes the sting out of actually what's happening.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Everyone's going to get laid. That's what Roddy Dagefoot said.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Did it work?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Oh, Cadie Shack was very getting screwed.

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Speaker 1 (55:28):
What have we got today? What gets my gulies? Just
caught my pecker in God it hurts. I guess I
won't be wearing zipper foods anymore. No, I see we're
doing material zip up to his worth? What else have
we got?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Do you know what gets my goolies?

Speaker 5 (55:46):
When you go and take your dog for a walk
and you've got to pick up his business and you
pull the bag out and it takes you at least
five minutes to try and get it open to pick
it up.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
That's what gets my goolie hoots. Yeah, with a fruit
fruit shop bag people.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
But if you're at the park and the dogs on
the other side, you're trying to keep an eye on
where the pooh is, and everyone in the park has
noticed where the poo is by the time you under
the bag and get over there, you've lost the what about.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
You were saying, Your dog Mini goes and does little
Wii no pooh, and then.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
It's a running, very small, liquidy pooh.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
But they do it next to another dog's pooth that
someone's left there.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
That's right, and then you have to well pick up
a cold pooh that's not your own dogs. There's nothing
worse than that. It's dreadful, but you have to do
the PR pooh pick up.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
PR poo pickups. People are looking the prp pee with
the bad in with the good.

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Can you be more specific about the detail?

Speaker 7 (57:11):
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Speaker 2 (57:11):
I don't think I could be I get a.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Jones in about a detail as well. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Now, interestingly the AFL, it's pretty much been confirmed but
their grand final entertainment is Snoop dog Now we know
the character of Snoop Dogg, but what's his act musically?

Speaker 8 (57:28):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I think it's a bit of this, well you like
beautiful abuse it, we get a finished suddenly then drop
it like it drap it like it's drop.

Speaker 9 (57:43):
It like.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Neil makes Sure, who's on radio in Melbourne, has said
that you know he's a conviction on the Youth station.
He's a convicted felon who has been denied a visa
in Australia before because of his drug addiction, his drug
charges that has since been lifted of course, But do
you think he's an appropriate person? Do we need in
Australian Do we need different kind of anthemic music? Snoop

(58:09):
Dog at the AFL did it pass the pub test?
That was the question? He was Daniel from Lane Cove.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
But the only thing is going to have to make
a smoking section somewhere true that he's got someone that
rolls these blunts.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
He actually does. That's not a joke. He has someone
a full time person whose job it is to roll
his blunts. As Brendan's I love it when you speak
Street bright Auto. That's enough.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
We'll be back again tomorrow for Tuesday show. Looking forward
to that. Coming up next, Madigan.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
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