⏳ If You Could Go Back In Time, When/Where Would You Go?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I find this intriguing. You know how people say, if
I could go back in time, I'd change dot dot dot.
Let me ask you the question, if you could get
into a time machine, you know, I'd like to go
back to Egypt or something ancient Egypt, just for a second.
But just for a second, the toilet facilities would be confronting,
So I'd like to go just for a moment.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
You'd hang around the chops.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I go up to the chiops, or maybe go to
the court of Louis the fourteenth or something like that,
but just for a moment to sample it, or Outlander style,
go back to a bit of pillaging on a mountain side.
I could be there a few weeks.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'd go back to the snow in seven.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
You can't go back to just like a few decades.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
You go back to recent times. Because there was that lady.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Keep going, please, we'd love to hear it.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Old lady, old lady.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Who I was. She was thirty five, right, and but
this has taken well, I'm just saying she put the
you know, she said how about it?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
And I said no, because she had a husband and then.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And then you're a coldplane concert.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I found out later she is putting the hard word
on everyone, so it didn't matter right anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
But by the bike.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Here's me. I'd go back to the ancient court of France.
I'd go back to the Egyptian I'd go back to
the snow.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
What she wore, those eighty ski pads, you know, I'd
go back kill Hitler.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
This is it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Let's get to that. That's what everybody says. They all say,
I'd go back and I'd kill Hitler. Well, I saw
this guy who's looking at the reality of what it
would be like if you had killed baby Hitler.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is the impression of a guy who just used
this time machine to kill little baby Hitler. And now
he's interviewing at a tech company November. I can do
for you right now, he says, right here, you killed
a baby. But it wasn't just any baby, was it. It
was the worst one. I killed baby Hill. And for
the last time, I.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Don't know who that is.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Do you not know who?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh? Because I oh, it says you've stopped on it.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh, you threw it crazy, perfect spiral style.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
That's what you wrote down, perfect spiral style. Why would
you put this on your resume.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's how it would be, because how do you explain
that you've killed a baby that no one knows about exactly?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
No, So if you don't do it, you've got to
wait for him to grow up and be a baddie
before you can do it.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Tablet with you? What's the tablet for a headache? No tablet?
What's the tablet? What time are you from? What are
you talking aboutout the tablet?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
iPad is something you say, Okay, he's what would have
So you take that from now and you go back
in time and I.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Go, okay, crazy, let's put you in here and locked
you up.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
You're just Donald Trump stuff. Yeah, I just thought about
my thing going back to the snow? Am I going
back now as.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
A fifty seven year old because she was thirty five,
so now I'd be way too old for her.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Was the appeal that she was older?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
The only appeal?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh, ts your smoke at high.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Look, that's something you're going to have to do with
in your own dream. I mean, when you get you
DeLorean and everyone's going back to an incredible moment of
history and you go like a couple of decades back
and going to a spa. Good on your Brandan, let's
look at that tablet, shall we. I think you need
a blue one.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't need any help. That's not what we're talking about.