🎯 Jonesy & Amanda Choose The Winner Of The 2025 NRL Grand Final Using DARTS!

Who's going to win the 2025 NRL Grand Final?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jersey and Amanda gem Nations.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, here we are Finals Week three, the preliminary final round.
There's two matches this weekend Friday Storm versus Sharks Sunday
Broncos Panthers. The winners of those two games will play
each other in the Grand Final. We are live on
Instagram Live if you'd like to join us. What we've
decided to do is because my throwing seems more accurate
when I'm blindfolded.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
You look like an artist for sculptures by the sea.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What I've done is to as a blindfold and it's stinks.
I'm wearing your throat coat, your neck covering, and it
smells of neck and skin cells. You have your visor
from your helmet covered. Because the Sharks are playing. There's
no favoritism. This is just the universe speaking through me,
and this is what we're going to do. I'm going
to throw a dart to see who's going to win
Storm versus Sharks. Yep, I will throw another dart to

(00:48):
see who's going to win Broncos versus Panthers.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
And that's where we're done.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
The winner of those games will be played out here today.
We'll both be blindfolded. Still you will be handed the
balloons of those winning teams, and I will predict the
winner of the Grand Final.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Do you understand, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's kind of bold, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It is kind of bold.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Ask the universe, this is how it goes, Nostril Dharmis
that's what I am.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm going to pick a winner? Ae, Well, of course
it is.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
But this is how the universe is going to do it.
So stand up, let's get going. Brian is going to
have to commentate. What's happened before last week? I threw
a dart and it hit that camera over there, which
is perversely quite out out of the trajectory of where
I'm trying to aim.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
So we'll see how we go.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I put my blindfold down now and others. Let's do
the first one first in Melbourne Storm versus the Sharks.
Storm is predicted to win.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
So here we go a man who is blindfolded and
facing me with darts.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Which is everyone out of the way.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Everyone is now out of the way, and Brandon ready,
he is ready, and he's waving the dart.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Who did I pick?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
The first one? Is the Storm?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
The Storm?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Game number two Panthers versus Broncos.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Jonesy has just been handed he balloons.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
The experts have said, Panthers, what does the dart say?
Tell me when he's ready and his Everyone once again
out of the way.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Amanda is ready, but you are facing Jenis I don't
how weird?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Am I throwing yourself accurate? When I can't see you?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Ready, Brendan, say your voice, so I see where you are.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
And we've had a miss.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
We've had another miss, but it's a jones and we
have now got our second Who was it winner?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
It is the Panthers, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
So now, according to the.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Universe, according to Nostril Damas.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
The Panthers will be taking on the Storm in the
Grand Final. Please hand Brendan a balloon of each of
the teams. I'm about I'm about to predure the universe
is about to predict who will win the Grand Final.
And so I think it's pretty accurate.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And it was blindfolded yet again?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Is everyone out of the way.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Everyone is out of the wand and.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Say some words, so I know where you are.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm right here.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
We've had a miss. But it's hit Jonesy in the face.
And a man has actually hit the board behind Jonesy
and it's stayed. Here we go and we've had another miss,
and we've got ourselves a winner. And the winner of
the Grand Final this year will be the Melbourne Storm.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
The Melbourne Storm, as predicted by Nostril Dharmas. I've picked
a winner. I'm going to keep saying that until everyone's
enjoying it. Well, I've loved the way we've picked our
winners this year, she said, picking a little bit of
snot out of her nose. At the same time, it's
still mood, but how accurate was my throwing when I'm blindfolded? Unbelievable.
Those results, if you need to know, will be up

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on our socials so you can do your betting accordingly,
gamble responsibly, please like I do.