🎯 Jonesy & Amanda Choose This Week's Footy Tips Using DARTS!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart
app and Amanda jam Nation. Well, it's round fourteen of
the NRL. Incidentally, everyone who watches me throw dants at
you when we're in the studio is horrified by the violence.
If you'd like to join in, you can join us

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live on Instagram right here, right now and see what's
going on. We streaming. We're live streaming. Think it is
live streaming. I'll see if I can hit you there. Now.
We're experimenting this year with who can provide better tips
and better guidance for how to pick your team, the
experts or me channeling the universe by throwing dance at you.
So far, I am winning the year. I've picked more

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winners than the experts have so but we're mixing it
up a bit today because I like the sound of
the popping balloons when I did an origin pick last week.
So you were going to hold up balloons representing the
various teams and see which one is which. Yes, and
we've actually got foot Well themed balloons. We do. Brendan,
that's a hard sentence for a little boy isn't it.

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So why don't you stand over there? No, stand further over,
or you're going to hit the staff. Vis It down,
my god, vis it down, vise it down. Okay, here
we go. So here's the first one. Knights versus Manley.
The experts have picked Manly. Where is this happening? Oh
I picked the Knights. Storm versus Cowboys Storm, Get your balloons.

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Storm has been picked by the experts. What's going to
happen here? Nick, move out of the way. Oh I've
got you in the leg and you refuse to wear
pads today, no one more went missing. Wave those balloons around.
Oh that got you in the shoulder. Don't wave them
too much. I'll never hit anything. Oh okay, don't get angry.

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Go further back. Okay. The Cowboys, Dolphins and the Dragons.
The dolphins have been picked by the experts. There you
go with your balloons, Brendan. Here we are dolphins and
the dragons. You're going to hold them against you like that.
Oh see, I'm going to get your legs and you're
not wearing pads. You've chosen not to. Mum said, Oh

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it's still in your neck. Oh wow, that one went
into the thing at the back. Oh, that bounced off
a dolphin. Okay, that one got your head. Oh that

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bounced off. You saw it bounce off? Dolphins. Okay, next one,
we've got sharks and the Warriors. The experts have said, sharks.
What will Amanda pick? Yes, rym aiming. Oh what a shark?
That went to the Warriors. Okay, Broncos and the Titans.
Broncos have been picked. Ready, Oh what color was that?

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Who was that? That was a Broncho? Okay, Raiders and
the rabbit o's. I'm out of breath, I'm out of
shape playing darts. Raiders and oh shut up? Raiders in
and who are they? And the rabbit o's. Oh that
one mean into your head? They both pop. They're gonna
know that's going to be a try a tie. The

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Tigers and Penrith. Okay, this is the big one. Are
you ready? Hang on, I've got let me just get these. Okay,
I've got some more darts. Okay, you're ready, Here we go.
You bounced off? Watching that's bounced off? Okay, hang on

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one more. No, No, it's not Oh don't swear. Okay,
look you saw it bounce off. You saw it bounce off.
We need softer balloons. Get ready, here it comes. Oh
my god, these made of latex. Oh come on, it's
bouncing off. Oh I'm gonna aim for your groin so hard. Okay,

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that one was. Now there's one more that was. Penrith
has got that one. Now the Bulldogs and the Eels
Bulldogs have been picked by the expert. Oh, come on,
like Oh that one was going for your head. One more,

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come on, let's do it. Let's do it. Brendan, here
we go. Are you ready? Yay? That one was Eel.
I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted with all these results and they
are the best tips we know that now will burn
our socials throughout the morning. How can I be puffed
playing dart