🎯 Jonesy & Amanda Choose This Week's Footy Tips Using DARTS!

How many can we get right this week?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
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(00:31):
It is quite confronting the first time you see this.
Brendan still isn't used to what goes on here smart
versus dart. So we thought we'd do this year. Instead
of looking at what the experts are saying and leaving
it at that, we thought, why don't we also check
out what the universe says. I made a joke. We
had Mystery Footy Tiber last year and trying to get
X footy players to come on this show is like

(00:51):
herding cats. It doesn't matter if you pay her money
or whatever. They just don't show up. And I said,
you might as well just throw darts and balloons at me.
And next minute here we are doing exactly that. The
universe is channeled through me as I throw darts. So
here we are. We are round twenty two of the NRL.
And let's see what we've got, shall we? Yes, I'll

(01:12):
just put down, Yes, let's explain, you've got your cricket
pads on. You've got your cricket box, you've got your motorcycle,
helmet and gloves. You're holding up two balloons. First up, storm, okay,
storm versus paramatta. The experts have said storm. What will
the dart pick? Let's see how we go? Nothing, first up,
don't move them too far around it bounced off. Oh wow,

(01:38):
that went right between his legs. Oh okay, there's your
fat paramatter. Next up we have Warriors and the Dolphins.
The warriors have been picked to in this What will
I say that was? What was that one? You have to?
That was the warriors? Okay? Next up we have the
Broncos and the Rabbits. Who's going to here? Oh? There

(02:00):
we go. That's the Broncos, Titans, Titans and the Panthers
bat Panthers obviously, is that is the one we're going for?
There there's the Panthers, Dragons and the Raiders. Raiders have
been picked by the experts. Oh practicing? No, okay, how
did I go pick? Okay? What was that one? That's

(02:21):
the dragons? Manly and the roosters. Come on, ruders, Oh,
this one almost got you. Don't mix them around too much.
I have to actually hit something. Oh, okay, don't John
Howard's cricket ball or good Oh that got you right
in the shoulder. Okay, that's the rooster's pick there. Next

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up we have the Tigers and the Bulldogs. Tigers and
the Bulldogs. The Bulldogs have been selected to win by
the experts. What are we going to go here? Oh?
That bounced off, you could see it bounce off like
this a bulldog. And finally, Sharks and the Cowboys. Okay,

(03:12):
let's see this. People are predicting the Sharks are going
to win this. I'm aiming for the Cowboys. No, you
come on, You've got to move them around. You can't
just give me that one you in the throat. Let's
have a look here. Okay, are we ready? I'll shut up, God,
you put me right off. Just relax. What does my
coach say, Ryan? Relax? Thank you? And with that, I've

(03:36):
picked Hurrah the Cowboys. So there you have it. Those
will be online today on our socials if you want
to see how you should be doing your footy tips,
because obviously I am coming neck and neck with the experts.
It just goes to show it, does, doesn't it. Look
at the floor in here, Wow, I'm looking straight at

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Jonesy flaw