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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam So the story so far, the wedding story. Michael,
love him romany, you know I adore her. They're getting
married early next year.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yep, yep. How are the preparations?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Go?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Listen to your voice.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Every time I ask you about it, your hands rub
your face and you don't want to talk about Have
you worked out what you're going to wear?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Written beach? Some people plan this stuff for you.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Well, that will be the day before you know. We're
on the brink of World War three, so you know
there's good chance that it could happen and I'll be
called off.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Is that going to be a speech? I was open
for world War three?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I know I'm looking to make that speech.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
You'll get world War three. I make it the joke.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I make it. But my daughter put out the save
the date invites for the wedding yesterday.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yesterday. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
When I say that, she brought out the hard copies
for the oldies that can't deal with electronics.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm very flattered that I got an early one on
my phone.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
So she went and did that, and then she dropped this.
She said, I'm thinking when I walk down the aisle,
I'll have you and mum walk me down the aisle.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's very modern and people are doing that. I see it.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I know if and way is that happening. It's the
man's right to walk his daughter down the aisle, I said,
if I die before the wedding, which could be good
because I don't have to pay for it. If I
die before the wedding, then you get whoever you want
to walk you down.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Here's new boyfriend, he's ready to go. He's got a suit.
I've seen it. It's lovely.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm not going to be a part of that thing
where they get someone from the crowd to walk down
the wood or I'm going to do a stupid TikTok dance.
What's some vulnerable thing and me go on the blob
on Instagram because I'm not that person. Okay, what a pity.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Welcome to working on radio. Where we want that from you.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Where they pull the step father out of the car,
it's all a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Of Instagram stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Is that the bride will be walking down the aisle
with her dad then to get the stepfather's hand, and
they all sob as they all make their way to
the front.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Are you're not going to do a crazy TikTok.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
There's no step father involved in this.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'll be funny.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Jack Richer appears on the other side of Romany.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Ask your wife who's this guy?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But you're not going to do something quirky, tiktokish, go
on cartwheel, you do the Charleston and Helen richiell pop.
I'm saying, that's the worst thing I've ever seen, so Helen,
So do you think Romany was saying this is a
raz because she knew it would inflame you?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
My daughter is a trouble maker and she just likes
to white a little fuse and.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Then walk away. And it's worked obviously.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, when I'm dressed up as Colonel Tom Parker, when
I walked down the aisle.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Making an emotional speech, she got a dress worked.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Out, wedding dress.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
No, just a dress, Yes, a wedding dress.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
There was here. That's all, okay, that deal is done.
And then I'm paying for the wedding dress. Does that happen?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I think so all of a sudden and then suddenly
she's a child. Just why am I.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Like, I'm paying for the wedding and the wedding dress.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Is that a thing? I think? So?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I think As brides get older, it's hard to tell
who does what.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
She had that little face. You and I'll pay for it.
I've saved some money and I said, look, Sweatpea. You
know I'll pay for the dress.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It can be under one hundred bucks from Tea Move.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'll get some merch from Harvey, Harley Davids.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
T K Max have got some good stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You send their ads