🥛 Lactose Intolerant Girlie Vs. Milk

It's time to take an evening 'scroll' with Amanda!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gam Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know, I don't like it when my phone tells
me how long I've been on it. It says you've
been on your phone for eighteen million years just today.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
You don't like people telling you what to do, but it happens.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Having said that, a lot of the stuff I'm looking
at is for work.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
You say that, well, yeah, but then it's.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'll tell you my latest one I found scrolling.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's Jack Reacher putting a shirt.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
On hot guys reading, and it's men reading on trains,
on planes, sitting at airports reading books.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
That from Henry Cavill assembling a computer.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I still look at that.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I still look I've got a back catalog, Brendan. But
I thought I've come across some interesting bits and pieces,
and sometimes I think I don't know how to share
them on air without without giving them a context.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
So I've come up with this new segment. Oh it's this.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
It's time once again for Amanda's evening scroll.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Instead of an evening stroll, I'll share my evening.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I now have to send a little text to you
at night, go to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well, there's only two things I we're going to play
today and ironically, they came up next to each other
in my feed, and they related in.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
The weirdest way.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'll tell you the hashtags of this first woman I
found here. These are hashtags at the end hashtag pray,
hashtag prayer, hashtag Jesus, hashtag healing, hashtag demon slayer, and
she wants to heal you of the most specific of ailments.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
I want to pray for those of you right now
that have stomach and digestive issues. In the name of Jesus.
I speak to your digestive system and I command it
to come into alignment with the word of God. I
command your body to process food properly in the name
of Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Hashtag demon slayer. And I appreciate it than.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
On long drive Jesus play.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
You do pray absolutely well.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Then straight after that, I came across this woman who
was known as lactose intolerant girl versus milk.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Lactose and girlie versus two pints of milk.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Let's do this. I actually hate milk. Oh, now we wait, wait,
she's drunk two leaders and we wait.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
We wait for this.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yes, I waited for her.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
To get your play commercial. What's French for yack. Oh stop, Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's enough.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Have you got an outro for the segment?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't. I think we just end it, just.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Play the intro again.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I think Ryan, it's time once again for Amanda's evening.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Scroll said, because then it starts all over.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I know I'm gonna have to hear her on the
toilet again. This attractive woman laying face down with bad noise.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And you say the bad elements bad?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Would you rather hear latose, intolerant woman past wind or
Brendan's new band or old band re brought back to life?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That will make that a poll