🍆 Lyndon B Johnson's Amusing Phone Call To His Tailor

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jay Z and Amanda's gem Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well look the White House and its secrets. For a
period of time. For a couple of decades there every
conversation in the Oval office was recorded. Linda B. Johnson,
who took over after JFK was assassinated, was having a
conversation with his tailor. It seems like a very basic conversation,

(00:24):
but it's quite fascinating.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Have listened to you're at berg, mister Tanger. Joe is
your part of the one that makes clothes. Yet there
we're all together. You all made me some real light
weight slacks. He just made up on his own sentiment
four months ago. It's a kind of a light brown

(00:46):
and a light green, rather soft green and soft brown. Now,
I need about six pairs for summer. Where we're around
in the evening when I come in from work, I
want him a half inch larger waist and the where
before except to hunt two or three inches of stuff
left back in there so I can take them up.
I ury ten or fifteen pounds a month. Make the

(01:09):
pockets at least an inch longer. My money and my
knife everything fall out right now. Another thing, that crutch
down where your nuts hang is always a little too tight.
So when you make them up, give me an inch
that I can let out there. But see if you
can't leave me about it. An inch from the word
to zipperate thims around under my back to my bunghole,

(01:33):
so I can read it out there if I need to.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's that's that's his tree bung hole buoping nutsack, it's
all there, Tom, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
You boy?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Tom was waving his hands right. You guys know LBJ
was well known for his large penis. Correct, No, well,
it's called the jumbo.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
How do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, I'm I'm an LBJ. You know, fan, I know
this well, all the way there'll be Jane. So he
named it jumbo in college, and he would in meetings
he would just take it out and wag it at people.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Really.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, there was one time when a bunch of reporters
were pressuring him, like why are we in the Vietnam War,
and he unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ
and declared, this is why, this is why he had
a customer showerhead put in at crotch level, just to
clean jumper that on a block.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That could be this well, look, you know Clinton got
his the overal office for different results. What a story
to thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's that's value added.