🍕 Man's "Insane" Pizza Order For His Pregnant Wife Goes Viral

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jersey and Amanda Jamnason. We were just talking before about
this guy. He's ordered pizza for his pregnant wife and
the receipt has gone viral because in the special instructions
he's beg stuff not to judge the chaotic topping combo.
He said, my wife's just pregnant, please just go along
with this. So what he's ordered is a large pizza,

(00:23):
triple pepperoni, extra cheese, banana peppers. They're those big Italian peppers,
light alipinos, half chicken, half mushrooms, half caramelized onions, half
alive his olives, light sauce. And then he's written, bro, yes,
I know this looks insane and you're probably like, who
is this dude? I am the dude who has a
very pregnant wife. I'm done questioning what she wants. I'm

(00:46):
scared of her, and honestly you should be too. I
promise this is the order, Thank you and God speed.
That order is not too bad. Though not too bad.
But you know, pregnant pregnant women in your life. Have
you ever had a pregnant woman in your life? Yes?
And I remember years ago my wife Helen, when she
was pregnant with our eldest. We went to that the
birthing classes. You know, you're all standing around you breathe

(01:07):
and you breathe and where you support. As we're heading
to the car, she just burst into tears. I said,
what's happened? I thought we were doing well. So I
don't have bib embrace overalls, the little bit embrace pregnancy
overalls that they wear like overalls, Like, yeah, old bib
bib embrace right, Okay, they're not going into a foundry

(01:30):
to go and work. No, they're fashionable bib embrace overall.
You know, is that really comfortable for somebody who's pregnant.
I would think no, because they're not. It's not easily
accessible if the baby suddenly comes flowing out. Yeah, you're
just there in a T shirt. And she was just
in tears. I don't have bibb and brace overalls. You're
so mean to me. And I said, well, up until

(01:50):
this minute, I didn't know you wanted bib embrace overs
But because one of the other mums to be in
the class had the bib and brace overalls, did you
make a quick stop to totally work were No, you don't, No,
it's not you go to one of those target or CAMA.
They go to Bunnings that totally work where and get
high viz bim embrace overalls. But they are there. You know,

(02:12):
someone once said, you know, just as a pregnant wife
and a terrorist, you're can negotiate with a terrorist, right,