🐶 Martha Stewart Admits To "Gently Biting" All Her New Pets

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda gam Nation. Have you seen the documentary about
Martha Stewart. It's really interesting. She's she's not a warm,
gushy person, but she's a trailblazer and she's led quite
an extraordinary line. She went to jail, didn't you. Yes,
And when you look back for inside of trading, that's right,
and you know she was alleged, well, I guess she

(00:23):
was convicted of a friend telling her some secret financial
information that she took advantage of it. It's a fine
line with insider trading, isn't it. It's it's so hard
to but look so hard to prove. She went to
prison for it. But I picked up a motorcycle one
time because I found out that it was going to
come on for sale, and you know someone had passed away,

(00:44):
and you know, but if your I guess the analogy
is if that was Shares, Yeah, if it was Shares bike.
But if you'd heard that information from someone who made
a living dealing in bikes, then that might be I
don't know. Financially, it's a different story of people. I
know you can do it, you can't do it. And
she went to prison for it. But she now I

(01:04):
follow her on social media because I love how she cooks,
and I love the vibe that she gives off. And
she lives on the land, on a ranch with all
these animals. She's got chickens and birds and geese and
ponies and horses and donkeys. It's got all sorts of things.
And she's got a whole lot of dogs. She's had
a number of dogs over the years who she loves
to death. But she's got a new dog. And she

(01:25):
was talking about how she kind of trains a new dog.
And she picked it up and she bid into its
top Does a dog have a top lip? She bit
into its top lip, and this is what she said.
You know what I do when I get a new pet.
I bake the animal race here on its mouth hard
and it squeals. It knows then that I am it's mother.

(01:49):
I thought, that's unusual. I've never heard that before. Maybe
it makes sense. So I thought I'd text my friend
Chris Brown. If I have cooking isshoes, I go to Mcgirl.
If I'm building isshoes, I go to Barry. I have
animal issoe, I go to Chris. What do you do
when you need life advice? She comes straight it comes
straight to you for all life advice, for everything else.
So this is what Chris said. I said, Martha has
an interesting way of bonding with a new dog. And

(02:10):
I sent him the vision and I said, does this work?
And he said, I think Martha's been on the cooking sherry.
He said, there's got to be a fine line. There's
got to be a line where you don't do what
dogs do to each other to bond and to mother.
Is she going to eat their pool and lick their
bums clean too? He said, obviously, I hope so. But
there are other ways to get a dog's respect and

(02:31):
to discipline them. And I said, do you have to
admit a cooking show where she eats their pool and
licks their bums would be fascinating? He said, I'm watching
that shot. So he said, if you're listening to this
and you've watched Martha Stewart bite the top lip of
a dog, you don't have to do that to have
dominance or bond with your dog, as we all know,
because otherwise we'd all be doing that. Yeah, we'd all
give it a crack. We'd all give it a crack,

(02:52):
bite into its mouth, would you if she was in prison,
she'd go and bite the top dog's lip and maybe lickets. Palmers, well,
I think I saw that on Orange is the New Black.
That recipe was terrible.