Nicknames BANNED On School Jerseys Because Of Urban Dictionary

Nicknames are now banned on school jumpers, all thanks to Urban Dictionary. You won't believe what the definition of 'Jonesy' and 'Mouncey' is!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jones and Amanda in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
The end of the school year. Your son leam, your
eldest one.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
He's got a three unit HSC today, maths three maths. Whoa,
that's some big maths of the some of the big
exams like this. He's got chemistry on Thursday. Some of
the ones that I think are massive and hideous are
still to come. I don't know whether he thinks they're massive.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
And here you full on tiger mummy him, tiger mummy him, No,
not at all.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
He's very self sourcing. Actually, it's interesting. I think he's
probably more relaxed during this phase, and he has been
all year because he was playing top level football as well,
so he'd leave home early in the morning, get home
late with footy, training in gym, and then study. To
have this time just to study. He's actually, ironically, I
think more relaxed than he's been all.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Year because he got one of those jumpers, the guernsey
that they get at the end of the year with
the name on the back, because that's what they get.
There's a thing now you can't put a nickname on
the jumper, all thanks to the Urban Dictionary. What do
you mean, Well, you can't have a nickname on the
on the jumper because people, the kids are.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Getting the Urban Diction and they put rude words on.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, so you can't have like a word like Johnson.
You can't have that.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
But what that's your surname because Johnson's a euphemism for
a male genital.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, what about brod dick?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Johnson copped it twice.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
He's got double dick on his back, so he can't.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
He can't have a jersey, he can't have that. It's
your actual name though, that's your name.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So our nicknames Jonesy Muncie.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
So Jonesy wouldn't be in the Urban Dictionary.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yes, of course it is. Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why is everything in the Urban Dictionary?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Of course it is?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
All right, Well, I'm going to look it up.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I'll yeah good. This guy's against our whole no phones
in the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay, you're joking.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Do you want me to read you your one.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Or you read I don't actually want to read this?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Is it rude? Don't read it? Just it.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't believe this in the actual I'm not making
this up. In the Urban Dictionary. The definition of Jonesy
a sexy beast good in bed and the sentences did
you write this? Because the sentence is wow, he was

(02:23):
such a Jonesy last night. This must be about Alan Jones.
Surely hashtag sexy, hashtag nice, hashtag sweet, hashtag caring, hashtag awesome.
I can't believe this. That's Jonesy in the Urban Dictionary.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Everything seems to be in order.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean, shock, what's what's Amanda Munsi's wouldn't even be
in there?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Someone who needs help with life? Not smart, just stupid, dumb.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
You're making this m but don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I believe it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm not believing it.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Let's get those jumpers made, Joel.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'll give Johnson a call. He's got yours already.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Joins the and Amanda, Good Morning one at one point seven,
tell you him