🍺 PUB TEST: Are You A Fan Of Toupées?

Do toupées pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And a man does jam nation he pays used to
be a point of derision, but.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I think, of course we all saw bad ones.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
These days, lots of men are having their hair replacement surgeries.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
But there was an article on the paper about two pays.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Making a comeback and good ones look fantastic and can
be stuck to the head properly and all that kind
of stuff. A lot of young guys are choosing this
now because there's no pain, no risk, no surgery involved,
and you can instantly get a result.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
And they've made giant inroads. But I was at a
mate's workshop and there's a young fellow that works there
and his hair is thinning. He's only in his mid twenties,
and all the other guy don't worry, mate, you'll just
end up like us because they're all bald.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
And I said, it doesn't have to be there to
jump off the dock.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
It doesn't have to be that. Yeah, there's great inroads
that have been made.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Absolutely, And we've always looked at men's vanity different to
women's vanity.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
We accept that women change their appearance.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, a woman can put a wig over perfectly full
head of hair. Anyone goes you look at Schaer. She's
having a great old type. But old mate who might
feel better with himself. He's got a full head.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I think we're coming around to thinking differently about this stuff.
But how do you feel two pays? Do they pass
the pub test? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
My goodness, need they do not pass the pub test.
They are disgusting, They are yuck, and they're just horrible.
They should have been very long ago and stayed there. Honestly,
if a body should feel better, why not women do
their hair and you know, make up my denzilves for
feel better? Why not guys? And also a ball friend
of mine has a bit of a saying God only
made a few per big heads. The rest of you

(01:35):
put hair off. Oh no, not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I think there's nothing sexier than a bald man.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
And I think there's many women out there who love
a bald man. So no two pay for me.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
It sounds like she can't stop thinking about jam anyone have.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
You with Brenda Sexy? Yes he was.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Anyone that's under one thousand years of.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Age or over thousand years of age? Does Jason Statham
not look good with hair?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
He doesn't look good with hair. There's a thing on
the internet about him because he used to be a diver.
You know that, an Olympic diver.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, he's an Olympic diver. And you see him plopping
in the pool with hair, with hair, and you said,
you're a big deal. You've got to have a good
shaped head, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
You gotta have a good shaved head.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I look like a neo Nazi when I shaved my
head one time many years ago for a shave. You know,
world's great to shave. I just I haven't got the
right head for no head.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, and you know Olympic diver. Let's just say, well intriguing.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Thank you.