🍺 PUB TEST: Are You A Fan Of Hankies?

Do hankies pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda Jamney.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Said today's pub test was provided by this ghoulie from yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
What really gets my goolies is when you go out
to a restaurant like enjoying your meal. Next minute someone
gets the hanky out and blows their nose. It's just disgusting.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
The idea if the hanky is interesting, and let's not
mention it with the word ghoulie ever again, you blow
your nose into it, you put it back in your pocket.
You look at it now and you think that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You don't look at it and inspect her.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
No, but I mean you look at the you look
at the concept. But people do look at the bits
and put it back in. You know it's it's it's
foul and someone has to wash them. I think it's
the domain of men. Let's see what you think, hanky.
Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
My mum continues to use them. She's eighty and I've
washed about eight of them yesterday. I couldn't deal with
hanky's The thought of hanky's going and washing machine with all.

Speaker 5 (00:54):
The other clothes.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's just making me think she use the grapes. They breakdown,
no problems.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
I'm a hanky person. I always carry liz one or
two in my pocket at all times and not afraid
to use them. But if I am in a restaurant
or somewhere like that, I always made sure I do
it discreetly and then back in my pocket.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
No, they're going out gross, absolutely gross, blowing your nose
into it, putting it back to using it again and
then some poor bunny have to wash it, usually with me.
So no, they don't pass the pump test. Yeah, I
pass the pump test. My partner carries one all the time,
not necessarily.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
For blowing his nose, but for emergencies.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
And you know he's used.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
It when people have cut their hands to you know,
cover up their blood and things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
So it does pass up for emergencies. Alan Jones, he
used to always have a don't I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I think that's probably you know, the fake one that
goes in the suit. But if you're if your hands
a lot of stuff, if your hand was bleeding and
someone offered you a hanky to put over it, I
choose to bleed out. I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
By that time, my eyeball fell out when I was
running down the amber and this guy said you better
use this handky and push her eye back here.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Was it clean?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, I did inspect it at the time of my
good eye.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, okay, that's fair enough.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
But that was that was very handy.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, you know, it was interesting a couple of females
there saying they passed the pub test. But I think
mostly they're used by men.