🍺 PUB TEST: Do You Like Winter (Studies Show That Australia May Lose It)?

Does winter pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Currently, by twenty fifty, Australia will no longer have a
winter as it's known today. Instead, the country will experience spring, autumn,
and a new season called the.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
New Summer, where temperatures will consistently peak above forty degrees
cell sears. I don't know for the same periods, for
sustained periodser my voice is gone to thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
But this winter we just had down the snow season
was one of the best they've had in many years.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I love winter. And we're separating this from the chat
about climate change and the distressing news that this could
be happening, and we're just being fanciful because a lot
of people would say, great, I don't like winter. I
like all round summer. I love winter. Winter is cozy.
That's where you can you know it's raining outside and
you can relax inside. I love all of that. You

(00:48):
don't have all the insects, all that stuff, the insects,
the insects. But some people say I love the hot
of the better. Bring it on the pub test today? Winter?
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
I love winter. I would rather winter over summer any day.
I agree with Amanda at least the winter, you can
put enough clothes on the key warm, you can sleep
and you can be comfortable. Summer you sweat, you get
supply to get annoyed. But give me a winter any day.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Of course it passes the pubtest. Got being cold? You know,
you can always do something to get warm. You can
put a jumper on, lde a fire, snuggle up to someone.
When your heart just strip off, you're still hot.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yes, definitely past the pub test.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
The fires on, nice snugly warm nights in bed. Love it,
love it, love it.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, it definitely does, but not because it's what we like.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
If you don't have all the.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Seasons, it's going to disrupt the plant.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Gross they're going to be confused. They won't know.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
And it's also for the animals.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
They're going to be confused as well.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, we wouldn't have the power to get rid of winter,
by the way, I know we're fairly powerful, but we
can't just get rid.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Of Well, let's hope that we always have winter.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, let's hope we always be.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Able to hand at forty degree heat day after day
after day. You have to live underground like a mole rat,
like a giant.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Way there