🍺 PUB TEST: Do You Like Pigeons?

Do pigeons pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam Nation, Jonesy Demander arms pigeons. Do they
pass the pub test? Your friend Sarah Paulson.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This actress, she was on a podcast where you're supposed
to come out and say I hate this or what
I'm triggered by this and heard the segment is called
I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Okay, which is could be I'm triggered.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
By this, would be any of that. Here's what she
was triggered by.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I'm calling on the world to start heading.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
On the pigeons.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Pigeons have been taught to be near us in our cities,
through years of carrying our messages to loved ones, of
helping us fight wars in far away lands. She said
that they have smart brains, they mate for life, they're
not dirty. But because we've encouraged them, we've used them,
We bring them into our cities and then people now
complain that they're everywhere.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Pigeons. Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Pigeons helped us in the war. I attended the Australian
Signal courts a couple of weekends ago when Princes Anne
was here and we released some pigeons in a World
World War two box honoring the pigeons in the wall
that helped in the more in Australia and around the world,
we race pigeons here in Sydney, I'm all of the pigeons.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, it's not actually the pigeons, it's the people that
feed them. So the people that lived behind us temporarily
because they were renting, would come out every morning put
their scraps out attract the pigeons. We had hundreds. They
sat on my roof, pooped all around my house. I
couldn't put my clothes on the line until they moved.
It was ridiculous. So stop the people feeding the pigeons

(01:31):
in a residential area. Goes feed them our part, but
not near a house.

Speaker 6 (01:35):
I think they think it's like World War one or
two or something because they just had bombing raids. And
you know, it's very hard to get the pool off
your car or whatever, but it's even worse when it
lands on you.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
What would you either a pigeon or a seagull.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Pigeons don't eat your chips.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, you knoweons.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Pigeons eat chips, They eat a chip. Well, then why
don't they go to the beach.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Why don't just go to the beach. You don't see
a pigeon at the beach.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, maybe the seagulls are very territorial. We're raising more
questions than we can answer.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
And what do seagulls hang around the tip? Like, really,
you've got all these great other places to hang around.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
They're not all seagulls live near a beach. Some have
to make do it.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
They're a seagull, you know, Like, I know the chip
is rich pickings. But having said that, I'd rather be
at the beach chips going through someone's garbage.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Destroy in New York once beyond two thousand on the
world's the biggest garbage dump.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
It was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Pigeons were the size of pelicans. I mean the seagulls
were the size of pelicans.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
They weren't pelicans.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
You mention it.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
The only pelican there was you doing the story that
you'd always get sent to the terrible parts.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Why did I go to Amsterdam? Not into the city,
just cover centrifuge, that's a killing meters out of town.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
We've got to see this uranium dump, Amanda, that's are
you understanding?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Around a pond? And I found myself saying, this is
the world center for Denghi Phever.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I thought, what do I Why are the in Santropez?
Why a I eating chips at the beach.